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- 게시일 2018. 09. 30.
- Thanks to Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey for sponsoring this episode. Learn more about the game: bit.ly/2p7fZ2f
Uber - whether it's making small talk with your Uber driver, being held hostage for a 5-star rating, or more, this is Every Uber Ever!
CAST
Courtney Miller
Olivia Sui
Ian Hecox
Noah Grossman
Keith Leak Jr.
Shayne Topp
CREW
Directed & Produced by Ryan Todd
Written by Monica Vasandani, & Ryan Finnerty
Smosh Co-Founded by Ian Hecox & Anthony Padilla
Smosh Creative Director: Luke Barats
Director of Photography: Mitch Anderson
Editor: Nick Agich
Producer: Kristina Nikolic
Production Manager: John-Michael Burgess
Camera: Brennan Iketani
Gaffer: Trent Turner
First Assistant Director: Tanner Risner
Production Designer: Jessica Miller
Art Assistant: Fredy Foote
Script Supervisor: Talia Brahms
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Makeup Artist: Rachel Jenkins
Costume Supervisor: Lindsay Hamilton
DIT: Nicole Ucedo
Assistant Editor: Matthew Duran
Post-Production Supervisor: Reed Brice
This is a sponsored video.
Senior Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Design: Ness Cardano - 코미디
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1:17 Nothing, I was just thinking about stock footage of a car going off a cliff. 😂
Edward Barrera lol
Wings of Freedom attack on titan?
Riu yeah, attack on Titan
lmaooo
Mate here one 0:51
‘I CANT HEAR YOU IM BLIND’ That’s my next excuse when my mum shouts at me and didn’t hear what she said
Same
OMG YAAS
Literally that's genius
I just did that and my mom scolded me
Keaton Hussey Yeah, don’t do it again.
How do you type when your blind
*’It’s getting hot in here!’*
‘Nice I love nelly!’
lıţţłēBøı! lol I died!!!!
Good for you
Blue wolf In Paris your a GAY UBER
Like ur profile pic kaneki
You got 360 likes for literally repeating what he said
“What?”
“Oh nothing, I just had stock footage of a car driving off a cliff”
“Oh ok”
OMG I DIED😂😂
Neice The Beaver how’d you type this comment then?
Bad_content_here it’s stated metaphorically
Eclipse, Gacha and GD Lucas Gabriel Surio no shit
"Oh, so I'm taking UBER today.
Do you even LYFT bro?"
of course I LYFT, bro
“sorry I still can’t hear you I’m blind.” 😂😂😂😂
Mad SplatMaster "What? Oh my God! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Mad SplatMast
WHAT ITS TOO BRIGHT IN HERE
666 likes and 6 comments?
“Hey it’s getting hot in here”
“Nice I love nelly”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:34 her ringtone is “meme baby girl” song in their video “when memes die”
Lol
Maybe that’s Rodney
I was wondering if anyone else noticed
I’m in the club and u ugly ooh that’s god
Hehe
“Nothing. I was just thinking about stock footage of a car going off a cliff”. Best part 😂😂😂
I agree
i agree with i agree
Definitely 😂😂😂
1:16 *AWWWWWUUGGGHHHH*
Same
“Nice, I love Nelly” 😂😂😂
did she said "oh god, it's getting hot in here!" ? i apologize, english is not my mother language
cskillers1 Yes she did.
@@chidongongoful thanks! looks like she's gonna die due to no oxygen by the end of trip xD
Yes that is what he said.
Chelsea & Franz
Pee
"OMG AAAAAHHHHHH"
"What's going on?"
"Nothing I just had stock footage of a car falling of a cliff"
"Oh ok"
I died 😂
1:16
Banana Cat I’m the 300th like
"I never rode oovoo Javer"
Actually I think it goes “uhm... I never went to oovoo javer”
i want to go to Ｏｏｖｏｏ Ｊａｖｅｒ. : (
@@TAYTAYBIIGGG NEVER WENT TO OOVOO JAVER
Me neither
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
*"Sorry I can't hear you I'm blind"*
If your blind you can't see if your death u can't hear
Diasy and Brooke life 1:08
And it is a “funny” joke
@@brookedowning3094 OMG BRUH R/WOOOSH
Driver: I'm blind
Him: *wait what?!?*
Driver: *I can't hear you, I'm STILL blind*
Me: 😂😂
7ll00000+
Op
+10086
IM STILL BLIND
ME:but you not deaf
@@shivathediva9236 thats... the joke
You Forgot About the Creepy Driver who's actually a Stalker or Killer!
Rman Nayr or a normal dude but ugly af. That’s me btw
Hahahahahahahaha
Actually that what I thought in the scene where Olivia goes im the trunk, that she was going to find a dead body there
"OH GOD ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE"
"Nice i luv Nelly!"
Me: 😂
I love how everyone is commenting on that line
“I can’t hear you I’m blind” 😂
Oh my god!
R u 5
If you are blind you still can hear
Delima Buahgigi Yes. That is the joke
Brig McMullin obvious logic
I’ve done uber driving for a week and the one star rating thing for something petty is the passenger 100%
0:15 the door was actually open
ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE
*Nice i love Nelly!*
Don't steal other comments
@@jaydenm5430 don’t start arguing it’s a funny line
The best Uber drivers are the ones who don't talk, don't smell, and drive fast but safely.
👋🏽
1:17 is my favorite part
Herb Boys TV indeed
Same
Absolutely, Shayne never lets down
If Joven was there to drive, The crash part woulda bwen more real O_O
Yeah that was hilarious
This is one of the best-written Every Blank Ever they have done.
0:58 *SMALL CHILD*
The best part is Uber and Lyft kept emailing me to drive for them and I live in a small town where no one would even use it.
Bramblestar9339 you should still use it just in case to make some money it’s good
Gruesome Gamers I live in a town where a traffic jam is five cars behind a tractor. You really think I’ll get takers? I mean, I’d love to make some extra money.
Do "every smosh video post anthony ever" next
so meta
Well I just got laughed at for likening the kinda guys I like
Firman Ang thats basically shayne screaming for 3-5 minutes
“SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU IM STILL BLIND” 😂
I enjoy Ian in the videos. It felt like he wasnt in them as much for a while, good to see him playing roles again
*no one be like “anYonE gOt aN asSasIN’S crEEd aD”*
There’s tons
omg daaddyy
@Max Webb How's Sarah mate?
*Yo I gOt a AsSaSiNs CrEeD aD bEfOrE tHis ViDeO*
I did
"NEVER RETURN TO THE ASS CAR TO BE EXACT!" - Shayne Topp 2018
Wyatt Glover TV its “never return the ass car” to be exact
Where did the “to be exact” come from?
this was a bad video
“Now we return to Ass car” it’s a pun for nascar
Wyatt Glover TV come check me out
When you realise that you came here exactly a year after it was posted
Courtney:I’m sorry I’m blind
Shayne: what?
Courtney I can’t hear you I’m blind! Hahahaha
I´ve never used OOVO JAVVER
Neither
same
Oovoo*
420th like
nice....
owo dwiver
You forgot about the creepy driver who tries to stalk you.
Joseph Smith where does this happen the south
87
alabanza critiana
isn't that GDPR violation?
Joseph Smith can y’all sub to me please?
Love these type of vids
For a finale episode they should make a every blank ever called “every every blank ever ever”
I love it when Tanner appears in videos, anyone else agree?
Do every a Baby Shower ever
Mechason 2106 that sounds like a good idea. 😉👍
Yessssss
Mechason 2106 NO DON’T GET MAD AT ME BECAUSE THIS IS MY OPINION BECAUSE BABIES ARE ANNOYING AND THEY ARE BAD BUT HEY THAT’S JUST MY OPINION
@@DylanGotTheSmoke He said "every baby shower ever". No babies involved, only weird games that adults play to celebrate a future baby
Nice I love nelly classic😂😂
I got an ad for Uber right before this 😂😂😂
Does this mean you can Uber in Assasin's Creed Odyssey?
Meme Machine I just got an advertisement for it.
Uber: Horse and Buggy Edition
Meme Machine yup
Yes....Yes it does
No, it means it's an Ubersoft game.
Me: clicks on video
Video: gives assassin's creed Odyssey ad
Me:😝
Smosh: this video is sponsored by assasins creed oddyssey available October 5
Me:wow😑
GrOoVy_TurTLe192872829292737282922727299282727 Same thing happened to me
Yeah it’s sponsored by assassins creed odyssey that’s why theirs an ad
My Name Is *there’s
@@TokuBoyStudios me too
"Nice I love Nelly" 🤣😂
Literally the only thing on trending that is worth watching.
Who else got an assassins creed odyssey ad before this
Edit: thanks for 500 likes
Ye man like most things I watch have ads closely related to the videos subject matter these days...the system is learning
everyone dude, they're sponsored by the game
@@j.pnewcomer1069 he means before the video
yes, I knew what he meant; it doesn't matter when there's an ad it's going to be for their sponsor, in this case Assassin's creed
M3
Who else got the Assassins creed ad and then it showed it again in the video
Ben Dewey me
Ben Dewey
M byen vi
Apparently I did
omg like yaaas
I instead got an advertisement about killing myself
I've been waiting for this
loved stock footage sketch!
Bring back the big what if
I loi you want five stars in mine is crying out loud and clear the app
dibujos
wyyyu h!
.p
dibujps
It’s 2:00am in my country and I’m on holiday 6:00pm in here and I’m so happy that I can watch this so early
What are you saying?
“Sorry I can’t hear you I’m still blind 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
most low-budget Smosh video and yet it's still funny. shows you how good þey are.
Uber driver hurry up im paying you eleven bucks.
Pony Gamer Пони Геймер Vanoss fans here.
@@cottony4dr YEAH BRO! We r Vanossgaming's fan .
Got an Assassin's Creed: Odessy ad before the video.
The Ty Show with Ty Roland same
Same
@@odey_340 You're meant to get one 🤦♂️
Same
This video is sponsored by them so everyone gets that ad
0:35 and 1:00 are my favourite clips
*Me* *at* *the* *gym*
Person: do you lift?
Me: yeah, why? You need a ride?
Anyone else think the bloopers are funnier than the actual clips?
I assume it's cuz the squad is actually funny versus the script they were given
Assassins creed definitely brings back old smosh memories
“That’s great I’ve already been driving for six hours😁”
“That’s a long time”😂😂
every blank ever is my favorite vids keep it up
Jadd Dolah awwww thank you
Smosh Olivia nah they all suck
Omg yayyyyyy
Love smosh!!!! 😂💚 I love Olivia and Noah so much 😂😂😂
This is the only series keeping this channel alive
2:33 did anyone realise the ringtone sounds like meme baby girl’s song in one of their videos “when memes die” 😂
I ubered when I should have lyft. HAILO?!
Don't
Do drugs 👍
I know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is there a dont there?
Thanks for the tip
Unless they’re free
2:16 He was buckled when he jumped...
“Sorry I can’t hear you I’m still blind”
- Courtney Miller
Yes!, Noah’s hair is back to normal...btw Courtney is stunning like always.
I love you guys!!!! 😍 😍 😍 You're episodes are the best and funniest!!! Keep doing what you're doing! ♥ ♥
The noise courtney makes at the end sounds like a seal 🤣
I haven't watched Smosh in like 5 yrs and now i'm just like "what happened to Smosh?!"
Coincidentally *I GOT AN ADVERTISEMENT ABOUT ASSASSIN'S CREED LOL*
YOU GUYS WHO SAY *_"ME"_* ARE 1 YEAR OLDS
@@eazyaccount me too
I got an assassin’s creed odyssey ad right before this video
EVERYONE also got the add before and after the video, it is a paid promotion.
Aasif Haque r/woooooooosh ked
3:23 oooooooooof I mean is 😂
the part when ians ringtone was "im in the club and you ugly" made me die :D
0:54 for people who saw duel a long time ago, nostalgia.
aka every oovoo javer ever
Liza Koshy Tree i’ve never been there, have you?
Liza Koshy Tree can I get popular? Just wondering cause I try hard with my vids
U got a sub just u got a sub wow ovoo jover
Liza Koshy Tree come check me out
With a blue back ground and white pixelated letters
I got here exactly two years after in my reccomendations
w o w
Can’t relate to most of these but I like watching them :)
I've never been in an uber but this is hilarious
Can you do every field trip ever or every doctor ever
Leo Ruiz they a already did field trip
No they didn't
Leo Ruiz they did do it
Can you send me a link or no
Leo Ruiz I don't think they did it
So every uber driver has the same kind of car but changes when they are about to drive on the side of a hill and crash?
"I'm blind"
"OH MY GOD AHHHHHH"
"WHAT'S GOING ON"
"Nothing I was just thinking about stock footage of a car going off a cliff"
I'M WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣
Same lol
Anyone else get an assassins creed odyssey add before the video?
EVERYONE got the add before and after the video, it is a paid promotion.
You're a paid promotion.
me
That is disgusting. Smosh died for me now.
me
Early Squad!
LOVE YOU GUYS, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH EVERYTIME
💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
Omg please do every chick-fil-a ever hahaha
I was on a uber ride to my friend's house and my mind thought "smosh should make every uber driver ever" and when I saw this I was like holy shit
Who else misses the *iconic* SHUT UP at the beginning?!!!!
delaney da meme queen they never used that intro on the every blank ever videos you mong.
@@abovenbeyond2826 i understand that but I miss it at the start of their *other* videos
@@abovenbeyond2826 yeah but all they do is every BLANK ever
Yes, I miss it so much
I miss it also
This is why I have never been to oovoo javer
"Sorry, I still can't hear you. I'm still blind!"
lol I was expecting this video to be sponsored by uber lmao
Every Childish Uber Ever
#2 at trending! Congrats!
I use a real bathroom but I keep it because it’s mine lmao 😂 😂
"OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAH"
"What? What's going on?"
*"Oh nothing I was just thinking of stock footage of a car going off a cliff."*
"Oh, okay!"
I've been never to oovoo javer
Who else misses when it was just Anthony and Ian
Me
Me too
*sigh*
Me
Me
Bruh the phone part is so true they can never just simply go back to give you your phone they gotta be all extra
I miss the Old Smosh, but the new Smoshi is still awesome
80% of comments: who else got an assassins creed ad?
Kendall Stylinson mee
Kendall Stylinson I got a ladbrokes ad
Me
no, the people who says "Smosh is getting worse" have greater quantity
Why are people so careless on here.