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Varsity High will return after a brief message from our… sponsors.
CAST
Ian Hecox (@smoshian)
Courtney Miller (@co_mill)
Shayne Topp (@supershayne)
Noah Grossman (@noahgrossman214_
Damien Haas (@DamienHaas)
Keith Leak Jr. (@keithleakjr)
Olivia Sui (@oliviasui)
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CREW
Directed by: Ryan Todd
Written By: Ian Hecox, Monica Vasandani, Luke Barats, & Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
DP: Mitch Anderson
DIT: Matt Duran
Editor: Mike Small
Art Director: Steven Cirocco
Gaffer: Billy Yates
Sound Op: Greg Jones
Cam Op/AP: Brennan Iketani
Production Designer: Tayler Nicholson
Make-up: Rachel Jenkins
1st Assistant Director: David Gutel
GFX: Brittany Metz
PA: Patrick Polsin
Costumer: Laura Christina Ortiz
Construction: David Sweetman
Construction: Liam Smith
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Art Assist: Jasmine Monzon
2nd AD: Noah Johnson
2nd AD: David Moore
Key Grip: Joseph Putruzzello
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producer says to Damien: "imagine those rocks as cats."
Honeycats
Do you hit your cats with each other? XD
@@MoonyFBM mayo cats
@@ThornyTentacles Mayo.. cats..?
More like, "Imagine you're the cat and the rocks are cocaine. You can't just have one."
That first scene basically sums about Riverdale as a whole.
damn, do not hate me, but i have not seen riverdale
@@aquatis5428 It's okay, me neither.
how?
have you seen river dale
Nothing like it...
Haven't seen either
I love that there was nothing more to the rocks sketch. Just Damien being insane. That’s the best.
*Damien being Damien
1:43 “YOU CAN’T JUST HAVE ONE!!”
YOU CAN'T HAVE JUST ONE
Y O U M U S T H A V E M U L T I P L E
That picture for varsity High was literally my old High School
MacDoesIt it’s all coming together 😂 mac joins smosh 2k19
Rilynn Hiltbrand YAS
im scared for u
Really?
Who are u?
Ian's Pitbull bit is one of the best things you guys have done in a long time.
Sad but true
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahhhahaaaha
No I didn't get it
My favourite restaurant.
400th like (sorry i needed to be proud of something in life for once😂😂😂)
"Rocks, you can't have just one" I feel personally attacked right now 😂😂
I know this is probably a joke but how would it personally attach you
@@astrrxl. lol because I collect rocks and they're making fun of them 😂 and yeah, it is a joke
thought rocks were a metaphor for testicles
@@tsubasat3384 idk what they were doing in that bit
I know how you feel cuz I'm studying to become a Geologist.
If VARSITY HIGH was a real TV show with Smosh in it I would totally watch it
0:00
Your gey
LEOL LAST NAME hahaha, misspelling on purpose is soooo funny
With nasa kappa nu yas
Ngl i totally would to
"Failures don't matter to me, and of course, success don't either"
*my life in a nutshell*
**goes away and cries at the corner**
*Tries to comfort*
When have you ever succeeded anyways?
@@wabbi0230 oh. You already said that
*an example of my success. Being step ahead-ed by other*
@@_MONOMONOM_ I... Wasn't talking to you?
@@wabbi0230 me neither
Me in 2018: Smosh will never be the same
Smosh: *Are you sure about that*
This is not the same as before and it never will be without Anthony.
@Noah Eaves stop hating b grrr r Ryder
Brian Diaz You're right no food battle
I like how Damien's rock part was just 12 seconds of a 4 minute and 25 long video but around 70% of the comments are about Damien with his rocks and I'm not even complaining 😂
Because rocks you can’t have just one
1:46
"Samanda??"
*I'm already weak.*
Rocks. You can’t have just one -Damien Haas 2019
I'm sorry, but because english isn't my mother language so I little didn't get the jokes 😅 can you tell me what it means?
@@reza9440 There is literally no double meaning here lol
@@64156ful right xd
0:51 " What happened to the hot one" LMAO.
1:46 Wtf moment of the vid but still LMAO'D.
yousif4 should’nt it be L’d MAO 😆
Damien had a mental breakdown.
@@solarcowgirl You are not wrong. :P
I love the part when Ian as Pitbull rapped as a tongue twister.
Have you ever ate at Pitbull's Grill Pit?
Damien having the time of his life playing with rocks just makes me so happy.
Damien in his natural habitat-caught on camera.
"What happened to the hot one"
OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING LMAO
Yeah what did happen to Joven?
@@Ertwin123 lmfaoo
I want a whole livestream of Damien playing with rocks
Me too!!!
X3
owweey my ear
April Fools 2018 - kitten puzzle. Maybe he's gonna play with rocks for you this time around lmao.
Same
Lowkey the Pitbull rhymes were better than what most rappers are putting out now
Nah
Yeah you are right what happened to rap
Pitbull used to be a good rapper
Why is that so true!!!!
Everyone now just cares about money and getting famous, not the songs or the rhymes
Adults Bop:
Yankee Doodle Went to town
Riding on his Mother
Every time he hit a bump
He had another Brother
Lol
LMFAO!
yankee f**kface went to town
riding on his pony
stuck a feather in his hat and called f**k s**t p***y
endless013 oh um oh god
😂 lol
I can't imagine how many times Ian had to do that whole pit bull thing
That pitbull ball pit was quite impressive. Wonder how many takes that was for Ian :D
@PopTube Might have been more, it's possible that those are just the entertaining ones :P
Can Varsity High be a regular thing? I need to know more about Clint and Samanda's relationship.
“Or what happened to the hot one”
I felt that.
Poor Ian was talking about Anthony😢
no shit sherlock
*I Need To Go To Pitbull Grill’s Pit…*
To partake in the Pit Bull Grill Pit's Grill Rack and Ball Pit.
It's my favourite restaurant now.
1:59
I'm a Pitbull so imma go to the Pitbull grill pit pit bull pet pit so I can do my Pitbull bullshit
I can't decide whether Damien playing around in rocks was wholesome or weird, but regardless, it's probably the best thing I've seen all year! That video was wonderful, thanks guys xxx
Chloé Adrian it’s the wholesome weirdness we needed
@@TurtleAbby1161 I feel like wholesome weirdness is Damien's branding and I love it honestly
damn, lost it at "PITBULL GRILL PIT PIT BULL PET PIT" xD
1:59
Same lmaooo
Smosh ran of ideas btw what happened to the hot one
Lol😂😂😂
He died
M.AZ77 I read this exactly when it played in the video omg hahaha
i read this as Ian said this
r/madlads
*Petition to bring back "You Posted That" :*
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V
Venus
Audrey
ur dad
Satan
Lucifer
Not what I was expecting but I'm in love with the new content that feels less cheesy and more creative!
Its not new actually, it's what they used to do.
This is more cheesy but still cool
... I'm gonna have to be the one that disagrees here to a point. The old content that they did was cheesy and that is what made it so funny. The other stuff was more well produced by writing teams and shit it seemed. I do like this better. Seems like they are able to create their own content now. But who actually knows what goes on behind the scenes other than them?
@@oo-wr4pq disagree with what? You litterally just agreed with what everyone said
@@KodexKat hmm.. Are you dislexic? The original comment says the new stuff here is less cheesy... I said it is more cheesy but that's why it is funny... That is a disagreement/ difference of opinion.
This video has pitbull and kidzbop but this isn't a collab with jacksfilms...
That's because they didn't have the emoji movie in it
Colin Hofstra And they dont have YGS every friday
Wasn't in the budget
“What happened to the hot one”
Damn still everyone miss Anthony
Anthony is hot, but Ian is cuter in my opinion. My husband looks more like Ian. Guess I have a type 🤷♀️😹
@@Pippi4TeaInTrees ikr
Please bring back “The Damien and Shayne show” with the original format!
Is it back.....are we returning to the Smosh Golden Era?
Alex Isada eh this is like a gold area but back then was a platinum era. It’s getting better nonetheless
Nope
This isn't bad, but all they need to do is actual long sketches instead of these little things... I feel like that's what is really missing, just need full length video sketches/songs...
We might be, now that the corporate influence is out of the way. It's never gonna be the same, but I really appreciate the rise in quality of some of their latest content
Yeahh... Good job jynxing it.
Genuine classic Smosh, its been a while, but welcome back!
Brend Kouijzer I’m so glad too!!
“OR WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOT ONE” IM SCREAMING
When Noah’s only scene is Mike in the bag😂😂❤️
👏 smosh has outdone itself this time good job guys
Inter dimensional cable
Hi! I usually never talk to ppl like that but I saw ur pfp and I’m getting emotional 😪 Do you have ig (if u wanna talk I’m @/hellohecox)
yeah since they came back the sketch are better
Now *THIS* is the smosh content i signed up for!
Part Of The Unknown random crap? Jk I liked the video a lot too
I didnt laugh once.
I love the original random skits more than the rest of their content, but I love Smosh so I will always watch and support their content. And when they make a video like this, my love of this channel only grows.
Is it me or did we miss out the rest of the smosh gang where the hell are they 🤔
It’s getting semi closer to real smosh not Disney channel
Omg the captions during the Pittbull one were the best part of the video.
First at 2:36 it says "*inaudible, yeh he's talking so fast aaaahhhh*" and then at 2:44 "k thank god I've made it"
DEAR SMOSH YOU RAN OUT OF IDE-
0:53
Ohh...
pharmaceutical companies are watching this like «wait this is a great idea!»
Pourya Bigonah wait are you on 9gag?
All I can tell is that the first word you said was actually spelt like this, SDUGSIFDJSBSLDNCSSIDHGC
Galaxy Girl sorry?
Thanks Rhett and Link.
Seriously
Orion Kirby can’t u get s a r c a s m
@@snake9931 Rhett and Link bought Smosh
@@supergreta what did @notBatman say
@@arghnoor Said that did not get the joke
KRplus did not give me notifications so I searched up smosh
KRplus REALLY
3:44 look at ian he pissed lol😂😂
Noah did the hardest role in the video..
Wow
Why?
Oh my God the Damien part was by far the best.
Here's my ranking of these commercials:
1) Pitbull's Grill Pit (It's just so brilliantly absurd. It probably has the best final punchline out of any of these.) 9/10
2) Rocks (Damien making the most childish voice possible + playing with rocks + quirky editing = comedy gold) 9/10
3) Varsity High/Mike-in-the-bag 2 (I think it's a good callback. Plus, considering Varsity High is just an elaborate advertisement for this brand, that also elevates my appreciation for this bit.) 8/10
4) Xanax for KRplusrs ("What Happened to the Hot One" It's also a meta bit that isn't inauthentic or stupid) 8/10
5) Mike-in-the-bag 1 (Noah's commitment as a "not living person" really helps sell this skit) 7/10
6) Adult Bop (I like the concept, it just kind of pales in comparison to the other ones when it comes to production) 6/10
Overall: 7.8/10 Keep up the good work guys.
"If you're name is brad pit, then get outta my store. I will not serve you!"
can you grade my homework before i turn it in like damn so analytical
Thanks to Xanax I haven't had fellings for years
I need a video that is just Damien playing with rocks
The quality is getting better! I..LOVE IT!!!
“Or what happened to the hot one” Ian nooo😭😂
“What happened to the hot one??” Hahahahahah I almost died of laughing
_Only 80's kids remember the old title of this video_
Where is my bread what was it!
@@ringwormboy1575 it was "6 commercials that keep me up at night"
I'm An 80s kid but I drank ALOT in my teens so I cant remember what day it is
Where is my bread *_HEH HEH_*
Commercials that keep me up at night
0:47 jesus u nailed the haters ....
Also this difenitely felt like an old smosh video..
Samee
Damien playing with rocks is also secretly every Geologist ever.
Shayne's laugh makes my day though 😂
“What happened to the hot one?” 😂
Damien’s bit was so stupid but I loved it 😂
he's a stoner
He's a stoner
What got me was the line "what happened to the hot one"hahaahhahahahahahhaha hahhahaha
Mythical.. YES!
*YES!! YES!!*
This video is good as hell, thank you for bringing a cool video in years
I KNOW! 😍
He said pit litterally more than 25 times (i counted)
Cool
Me: smosh isn't funny without anthony.
Smosh: are you sure about that?
Noah had the most important role being Mike from Mike in the bag (The Burgers are triangles)
I finally got the mike in the bag reference it’s
*jack in the box*
What happened to the hot one 😄 most comments from 07-09 were just about Anthony being Hot. With the rare Ian is the hot one.
Ian is slowly becoming Michael from Vsause
Holy shite......
YET ANOTHER GREAT VIDEO!! I loved the meat termometer part, thank you for keeping making videos even though it is 2019 and any other youtuber sucks
Can we get another first of April video where Damien is just doing a Puzzle for one hour?
I thought that April Fools' videos were supposed to be a trick, not be a treat
I prefer another video of Damien maniacally playing with rocks
I need down more quality Damian playing with rocks
THE BURGERS...
ARE TRIANGLES!
"what happened to the hot one." Man that hurt
Smosh:
KRplus: *demonetization*
Theres literally ads on the video
You're gunna be ... a *Fyaatheerr* 😂😂😂
1:47 why did Damien agree to this lmao XD 😂😂😂
Because he’s awesome 😎
Knowing Damien, it was probably his idea
gets an add before video starts*
me: *are you sure about that?*
This felt like old smosh v2.0
Really enjoyed it, keep making these
*This Reminds Me Of The Old Smosh!!!*
Same
same
But without anthony
Ian’s pit bull rap was the funniest thing!!! Actually made me laugh 🤣
Damn smosh really getting big now. Can’t believe they got Pitt Bull to feature in their video
It should be pretty big for Pitbull's career
When Samanda(Courtney) told Clint(Shayne) that she was pregnant I felt the emotions.
Gotta love Damian and his rocks❤️
I can't tell which is better:
Damien playing with rocks
Ian as Pitbull saying "Pit" as if his life depended on it
or
Using Shayne's dumbass tweet as insensitive content
Either way, this video is great!
1:06 Shane Dawson is already ahead
The videos are getting a lot more creative and I love it! Keep up the great work!!😂
I got The Amanda Show Vibes from this.😂😂😂
All of these "they're coming back to the good old Smosh" comments really warm my heart. Also the sketch with Rocks is so cool. Keep doing these, I guess.
You guys need to make more varsity high/banned commercials. I'm so invested
This was the best Skosh I’ve seen in a while. Especially the pit bull part
3:40
*that sounded like his apology in KRplus Detention* 😆
6 commercials that keep me up a night
Any good smosh fans? no? ok
i saw that name too
Why do these remind me of Bill Nye commercials but for the the people that grew up from Bill Nye
Ian leaves all those "new" Smosh, finds Anthony and starts the original Smosh again. Takes back the old crew as well (Neighbour, Stevee, Ian's Mom, Teleporting Fat Guy, etc)
..then I wake up... realise it was a dream...and go back to sleep
Who was here when it was called "6 commercials that keep me up at night"
Sup
Heyo!
Me
F I was, than it changed when I clicked 🤣👌
Nightmare Sans i did
I cracked at the Anthony Padilla reference
Divine Smite 0:54
Allu OHHHHH
Nihilistic Ian makes his Xanax for KRplusrs commercial seem pretty legit.
NOT EVEN KIDDING I GOT AN AD ON THE VIDEO ABOUT THESE THINGS CALLED CUTIE POLLUTIES AND IT WAS JUST STUFFED ANIMALS WITH STRAWS IN THEIR NOSE AND PLASTIC AND BLOOD ON THEM AND STUFF
Hey....
wHaT hApPeNeD tO tHe HoT oNe
Kidz bop is a classic. Idk about this adult bop haha
"what happened to the hot one"
"what happened to the hot one"
uh bruhhh
Pro tip-If you try to talk to a girl and she responds with ,”I have a boyfriend “
Just say -“Me 2” and watch their reaction
Wait a minute...