EVERY GAS STATION EVER
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- 게시일 2019. 06. 02.
- Disinterested employees, questionable food options, and sketchy bathrooms-OH MY! This is EVERY GAS STATION EVER.
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CAST
Shayne Topp (@supershayne)
Olivia Sui (@oliviasui)
Courtney Miller (@co_mill)
Noah Grossman (@noahgrossman214)
Keith Leak Jr. (@keithleakjr)
Damien Haas (@damienhaas)
CREW
Director: Ryan Todd
Writers: Monica Vasandani & Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
1st AD: David Gutel
PA: Jacqi Jones
DP: Mitch Anderson
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
DIT: Matt Duran
Art Director/Costumes: Steven Cirocco
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Props/Stage Coord: Yasmeen Mughal
Community Manager: Cece Wrenn
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
It/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
Smosh Sketch Editor: Mike Small
GFX: Brittany Metz
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Wardrobe : Meredeth Peebles
Script Supervisor: Eddie Vigil V
Sound: Greg Jones
Gaffer: Billy Yates
Key Grip: Nick Giomuso
Grip: Angelique A. Costanza
Make-up: Rachel Jenkins
Make-up: Brooke Darwin
Buyer: Natalia Brito
Carpenter: Phil Huertas
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"there's a dead body in the bathroom"
"Weird, there were two earlier"
Is genuinely so funny
Zohar Bowman wait what last time I saw 57 in their.
Evan Karum 3 heads one body*
Wait, but I was there 7 minutes ago, there were 69 bodies, and all of them were in 69 positions
How old are you
wait ZOMBIESSS!
4:01
"There's a dead body in the bathroom"
"Weird, there were two earlier"
😰
Daniel Bergey no just don’t look at comments lol
It's so weird as soon as I stated to read your comment the video said it. Perfectly timed!
Daniel Bergey It’s not a friggin movie moron
@Nevermind they must've seen Clerks.
Hello Pokebowl So cause Some of us NOT ALL OF US READ THE COMMENTS bEFORE THE VIDEO CAN YOU SAY THAT WITH ME VIDEO V-I-D-E-O NOT MOVIE VIDEO
“I’ll take 40 scratchers please”
LMAOOO
Right when i saw this it has the part happen
Et tu brute?
SCRATCH SCRATCH BABY!!!
Your profile picture is soooo funny and also right when I whatched this i saw the scene
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noah is genuinely a gas station worker when he’s not working at smosh i swear to god😂
wait what
They found him at a gas station
Girl is just a video is not real
Rocky Puglisi Oh..Ok...
Lego Brothers OwO r/woooosh
"Theres a dead body in the bathroom"
"Weird, there were 2 earlier"
My sister looks over at me like I was crazy
What time?
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No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Noah: *heavy angsty teenager sigh*
Don’t forget the eye roll XD
Actually someone talked to him before he did that so it's actually
Someone: Talks to Noah
Noah: *Heavy angsty teenager sigh and eye roll*
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Sara Lehman: unnecessary comment
😐
Noah is the best "I don't care" impressionist I've ever seen
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@@Lee-qy8zs How about no, you flipping cultist.
Omg I’ve had nightmares like the toilet one
Gianna Aragona it’s like a reoccurring dream I have where the toilets are out In the open
@@lilabs_ do you have shit in the bed when you wake up after having thia dream?
Lilabs SAME, I thought it was just me tho XD
I once had a dream I had to pee in a potty trainer and it was in the middle of my hallway at home and my entire family was around me at the time.
And to top it off there’s usually no TP
•Lexi Lives• oh god no scariest dream ever
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Every In N Out Ever
Every School Fundraiser Ever
Every Amusement Park Ever
Every Arcade Ever
Every Sitcom Ever
Is that what this could also be or just suggestions for what they should do
Genius
Charlie Pomfret What they could be
VIP_ Saber thank u
Every ad ever?
Gas: not pumping
Me: *four hours later* thank god, it's done
👎👩🦱
Army 💜
::ng
@@koscaleb ?
@@hitmanbangstoesucker1740 yes
Customer: there's a dead body in the bathroom...
Worker:..weird...- I saw two earlier
( 😂😂)
Probably by the shady looking food the gas station have
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@@neelsheth2381 u copycat
That’s kinda sus EMERGENCY MEETING 🚨
someone actually od'd on heroin in my gas station
Me:**sits on toilet**
Shayne:**sits on toilet too**
Me:Ahh,i see youre a man of culture as well
Ah, me too.
Lol
tmi
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Me: Reads comment as I sit on toilet
“Yes how distinguished we are”
gas: *doesnt pump out anything*
shayne: ITSS DONEEE
Basil yeah thats the point of the joke
Basil that’s the point of the joke
That's the point of the joke
That's the point of the joke
That's the point of the joke.
“You”re not pumping any Gas”
That’s what she said
woah respect other genders that’s what she/he/heshe/shehe said..
I don’t think anyone uses that term lol
Melpha Fist that make no sense
That is literally what she said
Sidhantha neogi they
1:45 I like how they are not showing the name of the chips
They are supposed to do that if u want to put a really big company in a movie or video you’re making
Well you can kind of see the names
XxCandi_ GachazxX is that like a copyright
Yeah they have to do that cause copyright however i can still tell the chips
Doritos and cheetos
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I love how Noah rolls his eyes it’s amazingly hilarious😂😂👏🏻
edit: i have more likes than subscribers lol thx
Huh
Huh
Huh
Huh
@@noah11134 huh
**I come in a gas station**
**Ya’ll have a bathroom?**
**No, sorry you need to buy atleast 100€ worth of gas.**
I come in a gas station btw
@@Gboy163 you come in a gas station? How do you drive it?
TheFirstExpert 😂
TheFirstExpert r/woooosh
3:38 *starts pouring the drink ON counter *
Me: Outstanding move mate
Who’s sometimes wants to talk about an ad but then realizes not everybody have seen that ad
XxhoneybeezXx me perfectly me
Always!!
I've worked in gas stations. It's about 50-50 whether they sit in their car and scratch or at the counter.
the first one screams :”when men dont want to admit they’re wrong “
No One Cares
Mood
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😂😂😂 Olivia's face when Keith got 40 scratchers I love ya'lls videos
Nnb34009p.
madmax redhair I can relate
Sorry it's my little brother fault
@@alyarabani3263 he has perfect grammar
Very Nice Hey Bro Look My Channel Pls :) l Love Budgie
And you can tell Noah has worked a similar job before, has the customer service annoyed blank face and sigh down pat 😁😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍
derrick lee definitely
Pretty much any retail job
4:34 He didn't put on his seatbelt!!!
Has he never seen the Odd1sout?
Ikr
Lol 😂
We are friends now i love the Odd1sout and his friends that i cant be bothered to name
You'll only understand it if you actually watch TheOdd1sOut,
But it's still funny either way 😂
I love the odd 1s out
The scratcher thing, most NORMAL people scratch them AFTER leaving
Hana Song and then go back in 5 mins later to by another one with the £1 they won
True😆
You must not have worked as a cashier. Lottery people are freaking crazy and think their time is more important than everyone elses. And many will try and scratch them off at the register so they can swap them real quick.
It drives me NUTS when people sit there and scratch their tickets at the counter. Like please, I’m just trying to buy some snacks before work.
Every Gas Station Ever
Me: what are these ‘gas stations you speak of?
I only know of *servos*
It’s 2am in Australia w
Its 11pm in Indonesia neighbor
2 AM. Big tired fellow Aussie
No no no, petrol stations
Servos? You mean petrol stations.
As someone who used to work in a gas station....this was painfully accurate xD
Agreed
@@combustiblelemons9346 agreed i go above and beyond for my customer (treat them like as you were getting the item)
ytviewerLem 998 Jonathan Powell that’s what happens when you work customer service, you become dead inside after a few years. You don’t realize the level of stupidity in the world, until you work customer service.
was the toilet keychain thing accurate?
shayne: *pee’s with pants on*
noah: uh thats the key
No he did pull his pants down or you're just joking
@@danishamirul1543 you a boy?
1:20 There’s literally a segment on a popular game show in the uk based on this. ITV pump it up, look it up
Well 69.69
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*I'm proud of myself for making it on time*
*why is noah so beautiful?*
He looks like a heavy drug user
@@supokanatm3435 a sexthy one Brah
Noah has the best work ethic, just sigh at customers 😂
where the gas station tweakers asking for spare change bruh 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
“Tropical space orgy flavour”
I want SOME OF THAT!!
I'm likin the sound of dragon shart!
Hmm, why does it taste a bit salty??
Every hospital ever? You might have already done it
Nope they haven’t :)
@@smucks5192 eat
No
@@thecreator1936 eat
@@zayneb4034 bro
Hey gas station! You're my favorite pizza place!! 😃
It's my favorite chip place
For me they had giant double burritos. They were the fried kind too. But they stopped serving those. Years before that it was chili dogs.
Do they ever change the squeegee water?
A question that I have never thought of, it’s pure genius.
I work at a gas station Noah and you perfectly represented a coworker of mine 😂😂😂😂
Life hack: car makers put a little arrow on the fuel gauge to show which side the filler is on.
The look on olivias face during the scratcher bit was priceless
O has às
The girl that was going for an even amount of gas said “nice” when it was 69.69 mMmMmMmMmMmMmMm n i c e
Do you not know who Courtney is?! Do you even watch smosh?!
No not anymore :|
OH NO 69.69 LOL
“There’s a dead body in the bathroom”
“Weird there were two earlier”
Then what happened to the other one?
Some one got hungry
captain Business XD
A secret army of potatoes kidnapped it thinking it was a sleeping human and gifted it to apples
He became part of the wall
I was half expecting a:
No one:
Shayne: *IS THAT GUM!!????!?!? WOAH THATS CRAZY DUUUUUUDEEE*
Is that a candle
is that a gas station
The bloopers at the end. IS THAT GUMMM?? YEAH THATS GUM. BRO WHERED YOU GET THAT?? OVER THERE. CAN I GET THREEE
I love how Noah rolls his eyes it’s amazingly hilarious😂😂👏🏻
I like how he said "Three Minutes Later" with the SpongeBob narrator accent.
Love your comedy sketches, giving me plenty of ideas of what to do with my own comedy stuff, keep up the great work guys
ALL of Shane's poops are growling muscle boys.
...that's not a sentence I ever thought I'd type.
"Okay, let's go for 20.."
*gets **20:01*
"DANG IT"
*69:69* oh thats great
She's why I came.
@@jayeisenhardt1337 lol
If more people understood the importance of a second, they'd be able to comprehend the urgency in a minute *- Saint*
There's more Enlightenment and growth on my page if you care to visit. From the bottom of my being I wish you long years on this earth and a healthy(wealthy) future for your entire family.
One love.
Nice you saw the video too.
This is for sure Noah’s best character portrayal. I love him in this!
1:42 OMG NO. omg actually stop. this scene TERRIFIES me. this is like my reoccurring night terror. me peeing in a bathroom and then finding out its open and people are staring at me peeing is a situation that has literally haunted my dreams forever. why smosh, WHYYYY
Kids won’t understand this video in 50 years when electric cars become mandatory.
Hope that happens, that's a good thing
Ironically unless we clean energy sources it won't do any good for the enviornment since we burn coal to make electricity
@@kendrickbohringer9584 did you get that from Adam ruins everything
@@tomasrodriguez1393 no I knew that before cause I had to do several papers on electric cars in school but I have seen the episode you are talking about
true that
Here in New Jersey we’ve never heard of “pumping your own gas”
Where I live, only the people who work in the gas station are permitted to pump gas.
Marcelo Yes, me too.
Isn't that difficult? What if it's super busy and you're in a hurry?
Well I live in nj and at work we have the opinion to get an attendant or do it yourself, and I always end up doing it myself. It’s so simple I don’t get why the state forces you to get an attendant at a regular nj gas station
Yeah, but do you have to tip the guy everytime you get gas?
As someone who has been a cashier with the same gas station company for almost 9 years the lottery tickets,person spilling gas and driving off,and the person refusing to move their car to the correct side Are Spot On.
1:21
I see you are a woman of culture as well
Early Love y’all soooooooooo much.i was watching a smosh pit vid until I got a notification for this
julie shirley I love these videos too but you gotta admit that the ones with Antony were the best
Ok
$60 and not even 15 gallons of gas. That's California for you 😅😂
4:06 Shane only says "babe." to her once
also 4:06 when Kortneys there he says "babe." like 31 times XD
Shane:“Shane’s 💩 ⬇️🚽” OOH AHHH “crosses legs”
MEH: “LMAO”
what?
I clicked right as my notification popped up and there were already about 2k views
Same
weird, i had 754
Same
At 4:46, is that Lil Tay? It seems that she sure has grown up.
That’s olivia
Ava Falcone i wanna r/woosh you
@@thebluepanda2454 ikr
@@avafalcone2175 r/wooooosh
Reza r/itswooooshwith4o’s
Every blank ever are the best vids since Smoshs prime
5:04 regular Keith 😂
The food options at gas stations, my nearest gas station is my favorite pizza place
*yes I got here* real quick
Lol I love Shaynes Gas impression
When i saw the vid there was already 30k views.
Candy Queen
Same
@@Unknown______. it's not possible there's only 26k views right now
@@koolkat97 for me there is 30k
As someone who has worked at gas stations this is way accurate lol
Noah as a gas station worker gives me life
5:15 "Some people are so unconsiderate." Some people need English class Keith 😆😂
Yeah... But was you aware that one's particular car was actually hurt in the making of this video? 🤪😲🙄
if anyone’s watched the seriously super stupid sleepovers:
super fight
Keith:ooh i got a monkey with prehensive tail
Shayne: I I I I think it’s PREHENSILE
Keith: yall I cant read
AwesomeBlackDude whos car??
@@ripvanslinkle That figures
@@ripvanslinkle hahahah
i was just watching a bunch of old Every Blank Ever's!
Mackenzie Gyson this is new
I lost it on the Clothes one!!😂😂😂
I’m surprised they didn’t make any digs at New Jersey and how we don’t have to pump our own gas😂
You should do something like a every noah ever lol.
When Courtney was gambling with a freakin gas pump😂
We need Every Fangirl Ever
Every Music Video
And Every Text Ever
Guys we are incredible, i cant stop watching every blank ever !!))
*every ‘Merican gas station ever, yihaa
Wut
no offense but you sound like a foreign person trying to act american
@@cecikahn3405 Americans are fun to mimick.
1:46
"Uh dude, did you just ask to use a bathroom... in a bodega?"
Apollo Demon, the bodega man can
@@holdmyteaimbusyscreeching6135 :D
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1:35 the Voice changed so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shayne's stunt double
“Tropical space orgy flavour” that killed me 😂
I was watching some of EBE's and this popped up. Thankyouuuu Smosh
@Learn to say no, I guess FBE. 😂
On....Every Blank Ever's....EBE.
*Fans* : We want Shourtney!
Smosh : *Well we're giving you Shayne and Olivia alright.*
I want Olivia and Courtney.
Omg Noah's gas station worker is absolutely spot on! People round here seem to think that doing their job is a hardship and huff about everything!!
Noah is like the BEST gas station worker
Lovely acting Noah!
"(Sniff) I love the smell of gas stations" Thats basiclly me
same
Michealblook YT oof
me too
Like sameee *sips*🍵
Every weak!!
1:15 😂 that’s how I feel when I’m waiting for my parents to fill up the gas
3:37 👅🤨 I wanna go to that gas station
"You too huh?" "Me too what?" Lmao!!!
I've legit been behind a scratcher lady she had to scratch every single one of the 20 tickets she bought then proceeded to buy 10 more with the 15$ she won. Pissed of everyone in line
"We are good ..." seriously 😂 and i love the bathroom scene 😏
Alex Tudur I was taking a shit while watching this
You know they are from California when they say 87 octane is regular
That’s regular here in Florida too
Oklahoma 87 is normal
Same in the midwest
1:50: Why would you put the key there!? Also, a toilet in front of the shopkeeper? What!?🤣
As a cashier at a petrol station, I can say that noah is a good rep as a petrol station employee. I had customers buying scratchcards and scratching them at my till. This a very good video, one of my favourite every __ ever 🙂
Me: Every Gas station ever?
Next every blank ever: Every band ever
My gas stations use my gas from my immortal body to pump cars
Kim Jong-un
Uhuh...i see..
" SNIFFFF I love the smell of gas stations "
honestly I do too.
“There’s a dead body in the bathroom weird there was 2” saw ref?
Sus
Clicked so fast but then realized
I missed 30 mins
I like that you can tell that the toilet line with the plumbing in the Shane and Noah scene was definitely improve. It’s just so their style😂
The scratch off tickets part is soooooooooo true, lol
4:35 I called it man!!
Boom
Smosh: Every gas station ever!
*bad* *public* *bathroom* *memories* *intensifies*
Still waiting for “EVERY SICK DAY EVER”
I work at mapco and I can honestly say with all honesty every single part of this is completely true especially with the lottery and scratch offs😂
Fine, the toilet key and dead bodies really made me laugh.
You win this week.