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- 게시일 2019. 06. 09.
- What would life be like if text messages were real?
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CAST
Shayne Topp (@supershayne)
Courtney Miller (@co_mill)
Noah Grossman (@noahgrossman214)
Keith Leak Jr. (@keithleakjr)
Olivia Sui (@oliviasui)
Damien Haas (@damienhaas)
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Director: Ryan Todd
Writers: Sarah Whittle, Monica Vasandani & Ryan Finnerty
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Script Supervisor: Eddie Vigil V
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That Group Text segment hit hard 😭😩
IKR... been there, done that. Cried with my cats because I have no other friends....
L
It's okay, atleast you get added to them 😁
I really wanna like this comment but it's at 333 and I dont wanna chamge it
Sometimes those kinda segments hit the hardest for sure, especially when it's Courtney on the receiving end and her face always looks hurt. You just remember everytime the same thing has happened to you
Olivia: *Why is Grandma black?*
Grandma: *Yo daddy's not my son!*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@janethblack6563 m?moo
My mom is black so i must be black too
@•ItzMolly• its a joke from the video lol idk if you heard it lol
Was Daddy adopted by Grandma?
90% of comments: *"WhY iS gRaNdMa BlAcK"*
MR CPYCT you’re part of that 90%
ii_Spectre
Illuminati confirmed
my comrade
Do you think OJ did it?
Ok but why can’t grandma be black
“Why my grandma is black”
Plot twist: grandma is adopted.
I loved this video.
But olivia is asian
No one gets the joke
‘Why’s grandmother black’ HA I have no breath left
😂😂😂
Yasss
''Look at this racist meme your father found" 😂😂
I read that as it was said I'm dying
Lol yeah hahaha
*awkward silence*
Olivia: is the only asian in the family
Also Olivia: why is grandma black?
UNIVERSAL SPACE EXPEDITIONER I get it. CaucASIANS. Nice.
Your Live In The Philippines And Your Commented On This Video
But I Live In Bohol (Because Cebuano)
UNIVERSAL SPACE EXPEDITIONER that’s actually been debunked
Ikr😂
Kershey Reign Duenas 💀💀💀💀
It would be perfect if they also replicated the autocorrect messages XD
Meme Shorti رامین فضل
Lol they already did like a longgg time ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I would die, that would be perfect😄
ikr
2:36
Family Chats
Where you write 2 texts a year and everyone else just seems to write there 'cause they have nothing better to do
3:15 love how Damien and Shayne are trying to keep a straight face
Definitely Shane he’s trying to laugh
"dO yOu ThInK oJ dId It"
lmfao
watch my music videos
Epic Network no
@@kain9646 dude go away
Yesnt
@@kain9646 stop
No one:
Kieth: *do you think OJ did it?*
Crush: Hi
Me: Is typing....
8 hours later
Me: No one has ever been in an empty room
Crush: Ok....
Тоже самое со zloymanom
More random things to say when that happens:
Tarantulas taste like prawns (prawns are shrimp, in case you’re not Australian)
Lemons were bred from bitter oranges and citrons so technically, life didn’t give us lemons we made them ourselves
Broccoli is also manmade, bred from wild mustard.
I think that’s all I’ve got right now. They’re still good tho.
@@youruncleolaf4694 They're still tho?
The Screaming Banana thank for pointing out my error, I fixed it.
Nice logo xd
nobody:
grandma: do you think OJ did it?
I CAN'T
Grandson:no og is a amazing person and here to this country
When is that part?
Skinny Pepsi the end of the vid
Bruh I was just finna comment that
dO yAll prOnOuNcE it cRaYOn oR cRaYn
HAD ME DEAD
mispronouncing words is haha so funny and dOiNg ThIs Is AlSo FuNnY
Sunken the hedgehog hahaha it’s so funny
i say crayan
Boring Oreo rEEt
Mia Sergio
rEEeEeEeEEsEeEEeEe pUUuUuUfEEeEeEES
WHERE’S THE AUTOCORRECT JOKES?!?!
way back in Smosh's "Golden" days
Yeah they have a video all about that already
No one:
No one at all:
Shayne: you up?
“Do you think OJ did it”
HOLY SHIT IM DEAD
Axel Santana so are his victims
SsbPrime oml 😂
are you really?
Maggie Bueno si senior/Senora
SsbPrime but were they his victims, or someone else’s?
no one:
literally no one:
not anyone in this world:
Olivia:
*WhY Is gRaNDmA BlAcK*
Do you think oj did it?
watch my music videos
Like someone has to say something to provoke Olivia to say that¿
Why do people get so excited about getting likes on YT?
@@cheemsandbeans7952 because people are happy they get noticed
As an Android user, I felt this on a spiritual level 😂
As a Android user, I agree with you.
Y'all weird Android people
OH GOD, WHY IS EVERYTHING I SAY GREEN!!?!?!??!!?!?!!
MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
@@the1exnay sorry that we use devices that work fine and don't don't affect you whatsoever
The whole being on read thing feels like it'd hurt more in person, hurts enough over text
3:05 why is grandma black
I DIED
Then How did you write this?!
Beckham Roth funny kid
pipeline thanks.
pipeline BTW how are you texting? Your a pipeline so...
"yeah just be yourself"
0:45
this is why i have social anxiety
nobody:
Shayne: My mom's black so I must be black too!
Yo now i feel better for having an andriod. Shayne has completed me
"Seriously why is Grandma Black?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love when everyone plays along with the improv and Damien never broke XD
3:16
Sorry 3:14 to 3:16
Your theatre profile picture
3:15 Damien and Shayne trying not to break 😂
"Why is grandma black." LMAO
But why is sister Asian??
Because I said so
@@cherrypepsi3217 🙄
nobody:
me: are you single? or are you non-faithful?
watch my music videos
I was 666th like
@@kain9646 nah
when she types on and off for 10 minutes and then just goes offline
She likes you then
2:19 I can agree with my friends would be texting me something and I would just be like
"Wow."
"Cool"
“You up?
“Yea and I wanna talk about my feeling”
*left on read*
It be like that sometimes
No one:
Shayne: *”YoU uP?”*
*wHy iS gRaMmA bLaCk*
If texts were real
No one would talk or text me like they always do
Same bro
True
Seen at 12:10 pm
💪👽🖐🌮🌮
🐜
3:05 *wHy Is GrAnDmA bLaCk*
The Damien pushing away relatives scene KILLS ME. So well filmed and edited and acted. Plus smosh squad
In a group chat
Friend 1: Lets go watch a movie
Friend 2: OK
Friend 3: Lets go
Friend 4: Yeah it will be fun
Me: Lets go then
Everybody: ............
My group chat
Friend 0
Friend 0
Friend 0
Friend 0
Me""
I wish I had that many Friends
F
That has happened so many times
👁👄👁
My brother
Anthony: Gets his own TV show on Nickelodeon
Smosh: Did you see Taco Bells live last night!
@Betty Andrade Its called "Throw back with Nickelodeon"
OMG YESS (maybe I watch too much GMM but seriously) Did anyone else notice the shirt Noah is wearing at 2:55 is the same shirt Rhett wore in his random hair gel commercial? xD
Like = Old Smosh
Reply = New Smosh
Which is better?
These comments are stupid. Stop.
You stop
They are literally just comparing 2 equally great things. Like, get over it. Smosh already grew up. You should too.
both
Both.
Both is good.
**You have been left on read**
Pizza place
Read
Read
Read
Read
I don’t get it *Read*
Everyone: Bring back the old intro!!
Smosh: *does not*
Reality is often disappointing
Anthony did the SHUT UP!!!! intro and he left smosh
Good times
@@vogo8363 ian and Anthony made it they said it at the same time
DuhItzFlamerGamer no Ian was sick when they recorded it, so it was just Anthony. Personally I don’t care either way whether they bring the intro back or not.
I’m a simple girl.... I see Damien, I click
@Jane R What???
That is hysterical ! And accurate. The ignoring messages thing with Damian! Lol. So funny! And that's me when there's a
Instant Messenger about, lol. Most of the time.
“Hey how ya been?!”
*whispers* “Good, kinda lonely right now”
~~MEEE!!!~~
I have a suggestion.
Every IKEA Ever
They did it
@@KhanhLam777 Let me guess, all of it was true except that nothing was the same in the IKEAs of Sweden. Which is where it's from...
@@KhanhLam777 no they didn't
Makai Cunningham they did
i can't find the video anywhere
Baby gamora: did you do it?🤔
Thanos: yes😢
Baby gamora: what did it cost?🤔
Thanos: anthony💔
Things to remember:
A lot of apple users are entitled brats and android users are not necessarely poor
Oop-
You said it...
This was really well done and super accurate. :D
I was ur 100th like
Medefa
I like how Courtney is the outcast in like almost all of these
This was a well done vid, had a couple of chuckles hope to see Smosh get back on track
We need some Smosh behind the scenes 😭😭
"Yo Max is really weird"
Also Keith totally messed up the scene where he was a grandma and Damien rolled with it like a champ
what do you mean
@@Eufamis he fumbled the word pronounce
no one:
literally no one:
no one ever:
Shane:
"gRanDmA'S blAcK so I mUsT bE bLaCk ToO"
Except there was dialogue before he said that
Lmfao
"dO you thiNk OJ diD it?"
Nina Marie *logic crying in the corner*
@@JayNapier is it weird that right when I read it the video said it!
Every single bit of this video is hilarious 😂
Funny how Smosh and Anthony are right next to eachother on trending
Keith: Do you think OJ did it?
Oml that killed me
*I released a song 4 weeks ago!!* 💥
I will choose 14 people who Iiked that song, they will get 3 iPhone X
@Cat Lover even tho they spammed, the only grammar error i saw was the fact that X wasn't plural
Nobody
Literally nobody
*Inserts Awkward Silence*
this is probably my favorite smosh sketch lmao
Bruh when damien was swiping that was so accurate 😂
The bloopers are so funny 😂 I fuzzing love this video.
This comment is family friendly
Not any more BITCH
Fuzz means soda(pop) in certain places, would you like to be called a soda?, which thi means it's a insult thus you're demonized
-youtube 2019
SilverPanda320 _ thanks you
@@NightGhosttYT wait I'm gonna say the n. Word it's nigward
@@plankwastaken i thought that it was Nintendo 64
This video is my
*favorite pizza place*
Whippy Daisy THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET
Ha so funny I forgot to laugh
no that just doesn't work
@@h18skx goddammit hater
@@pipelinelol yea.....
honestly sometimes the improve is funnier than the show the endings always make me laugh so much
Smosh changed so much
but i still love it!
I was watching Shayne Topps best moments before you guys posted😆
Shane "you up?"
*yes and I want to talk about my feelings*
*Leaves*
wrong video mate
@@juancaaaful no it's the right video
Number 6 on trending! Good job Smosh!
This was so accurate lol
I relate so damn much to the first one😂
Me: sup
(24 hours later)
Cousin: hey sup
This was so creative love it
This is hella accurate!
2:47 He pushed the people off for being annoying 😂😂😂
"Seriously why is grandma black??" said asian daughter hahaha
Olivia has the best puns!
LOL That Group Text Segment!
Smosh:upload a vid
Me:
*THATS ILLEGAL*
"Why is grandma black?"
Olivia Sui, 2019
Ever look through the comments and wish,
"Dang, I wish I wrote that!"
Juan Macedas Chu yes
Juan Macedas) dang I wish I wrote that
0:42 *when I'm trying to join it but never works out right*
2:11 *I dont care*
03:10 *grandma always texting you*
03:15 *shayne trying not to laugh*
03:21 *me when I'm asleep and my friend texts me*
03:47 *me when I dont know what to text*
04:08 *courtney laughing*
04:19 *shane just standing their*
04:23 *bloopers*
*your welcome please leave a like*
we dont get enough of damien
"Do you think OJ did it?"
Keith Leak Jr 2019
0:36
Damien's face is just PRICELESS
nobody:
not a single soul:
Olivia: wHy Is GrAnDmA bLaCk?!
3:03 Finally a relevant question!🤣
“Why is grandma black” had me dying😂😂😂
I was searching for this comment cuz that had me dying too
no one:
olivia: WhY iS oUr GrAnDmA bLaCk
"Seriously though, why is grandma black"
"my mom's black so I must be black too"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like Courtney has been on the spot a lot. I like her and everything but I like the others just as much
THE ENDING THO!! WHEN KEITH ASKED WHO DID IT!😭😂
and this is why it’s good to pull an all-nighter, so you don’t miss out on any Smosh videos. ( it’s 12:33am in Australia 🇦🇺)
"Why is Grandma black" - Olivia 2019
1:05 ... this is me ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ME
Lol love you guys! Your videos always be my moodbooster
SMOSH please bring back the SHUT UP INTRO
Also where are those raps?
“You’re daddy’s not my son”
BEST QUOTE EVER!!! 😂😂😂
U guys make me so happy
"Why is Grandma black" 😂😂 I'm dead
Keith is Hilarious. "Do you think O.J. Did it?" My God
You guys nailed it 😂👍
"Love small things!"
Said no woman ever.