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- 게시일 2020. 06. 29.
- SpaceX is targeting Tuesday, June 30 at 4:10 p.m. EDT, 20:10 UTC, for a Falcon 9 launch of the GPS III Space Vehicle 03 mission from Space Launch Complex 40 (SLC-40) at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida. A backup opportunity is available on Wednesday, July 1 with a 15-minute launch window opening at 3:51 p.m. EDT, 19:51 UTC.
Following stage separation, SpaceX will land Falcon 9’s first stage on the “Just Read the Instructions” droneship, which will be stationed in the Atlantic Ocean. The spacecraft will deploy approximately 1 hour and 29 minutes after liftoff. - 과학기술
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Whenever I become so sickened by the state of the world, I come and see what SpaceX is doing and then, suddenly, I smile and look forward to tomorrow.
Outstanding comment. Well said!
Same, that thin blue line really puts what's important into perspective.
How do you know that they are not putting space based weapons up there to fry your brain ? The Deep State controls all ! WAKE UP !
@@gangoffour6690 The "Deep State" is the four million civil service and military people who work for the United States. They are honest and patriotic, unlike the few hundred political people at the top.
Then again it sometimes gets plagued by them yknow, Frisbee guys
Seriously incredible just how casual this has become. (2)
Yes..
@Felipe seems legit
Can't wait for starship flight to become casual
Just like ordering a pizza really..
@@vjdominado3782 I'm not crying, I'm just casually commenting
Great tribute to my father Col. Thomas Falzarano. Thank you SpaceX.
An Sa Yes, I’m his oldest.
25:25
That was some very well done tributes from his comrades. Obviously a well liked and respected warrior. Respect to your Father.
Trevor Falzarano Please accept my condolences to you and your family!
Kind regards from Sweden.
Proud moment for you and family! Stay blessed mate!
I first started watching space launches in 1961 and almost 60 years later it is still awesome. Never gets old.
That means you’ve also witnessed the sad times too.
@@therestorationofdrwho1865 You have to take the good with the bad.
Ah, good old soviet union days
Paul Queenan , I agree . I’m a little younger I was born in 64. However I have seen a lot of space missions and shuttle missions as well. One of my biggest memories was when I worked at Boeing in Wichita, Ks. I helped with some tooling on the 747 that carries the shuttle.
Thought you said 1981 and I was like. That math don't add up.. you came from the future?
A routine SpaceX mission has over a million views on youtube. That says something! Incredible!
Now at almost 1.41 million views!
Caution witch babou !! I can tell you story !!
Eating my dinner watching this launch like it was an episode of a tv show it seems.
What u eat for dinner
@@ptrekboxbreaks5198 Where are you from?
@@sidineidesouza5683 Pennsylvania USA. You?
Perhaps Elon could develop reliable mobility scooter
@@bromcoenraads7590 what you mean?
Space X commentators are so good. Siva and John. Technical and clear and clearly enthused. GO Falcon!
This makes me want to be a better person, thank you.
Just the fact that you endeavor to be better means that you already are far better than most! 👍
@@scorpio1155 thank you. Grew up in an aerospace family. My Dad was launch site manager at Vandenberg and I work for United Airlines. Thank you again for the comment.
um ok
Nobody:
SpaceX makes everyone’s day a whole lot better
Agreed! NASA does too, you just don't always see it as much. ❤❤❤
you only like SpaceX bc youre amogus
25:50 on Col Falzarano dedication was class act. Nice to see DOD and SPaceX take time in between critical points to honor those hard working individuals who dedicated their career to advancing space exploration and utilization. Thank you all for your service to the U.S. and world.
And nice to see that they put their speeches into the drift period, not during maneuvers (like what happened during DM-2).
i will never comprehend that they dont give us better and more angles of the rocket landing, like it really coming down and everything, its one of the coolest things i can imagine and they just give us this one still shot :(
John's commentary really rocks every cast he appears in.
The fact that it can land centered in drone pad, it just mind blowing accomplishment.
Not always centered but it's very accurate
As always... John you give superior narrations of the launches . Thank you.
thats the best, cleanest Rocket launch i've ever seen and the Narrator is a legend
Great tribune to Col Farzarano.
another nominal launch of F9.
Building confidence as we incorporate space travel as an extension of our transportation capabilities. Well done
Ahhh just another launch. Perfect mission, no biggie. Welcome to the new norm. LOVE IT!
kudos 0000 do you have any extra tin foil hats I’m running low
@kudos 0000 if you believe in the video you posted, you are one of the stupid persons that can't think for themselves and fall for an idiot making money of turning your heads. You are like a milked cow. Very sad for you, hope you get well soon.
@kudos 0000 what you don't get is that the CGI is for a visual representation of the damn rocket to give the viewers an idea at where it's at now. The guy in the youtube video wants you to believe that NASA and space x is using that CGI to fool you into thinking you are actually looking at the rocket in real-time. The guy in the youtube video is very good at finding ways to make you think NASA is trying to be deceptive when there is an explanation to these. he is skewing your thoughts man.
@kudos 0000 I watched that one too because it was his recent video. Everyone keeps saying that her hair needs to be moving around like she is in water. LMAO, this is where you can easily be fooled because this is not true! This is how this youtuber gets you because you don't research on hair in space vs in water. Hair in space moves differently than in the water! Watch this video and you will see how the woman's hair is stationary but some strands of hair move at the ends where here hair is not as thick. krplus.net/bidio/h7GDZWaWon-tnJg This is space hair and your lack of knowledge of space hair and thinking it needs to act the same like in water is how this guy keeps you fooled and a sheep because you don't research and keep on listening to him. The guy barely has enough subscribers to be credible so stop believing him.
@kudos 0000NASA using CGI way too much? See what you again don't understand is that CGI has become a lot cheaper than you think over the years and it's something that is not costly anymore so they can use it for educational and informational purposes in showing the trajectory of the rocket in space. This stuff is need for visual representation. Stop thinking NASA and SpaceX are just pretending. This is not fucking pretend. all this stuff is happening. All these tech advancement is happening and making going into space even easier and you just are being fooled into thinking they are not achieving any of this.
proud to see an Indian hosting the live stream and explaining to the world about every seconds of the launch..... proud of being an INDIAN
Spacex are givin us hope in a giant leap for space exploration....exciting times to be alive! Keep up the work spacex
Hard work of so many people is well rewarded by the successful launch. Live long Elon , Live long SpaceX, Live long NASA, Thank you so much for creating the technology for tomorrow, Elon - You are and will be an inspiration for the generations to come.
Karthik. S, well said! 😁👍🏻👏🏻
This is bringing us back hope about the future! Something we've lost. So excited to see what's coming!
My son was part of this great project!! So proud !!
I could watch these boosters land 1000's of times and it never gets old.
2019 : Minecraft Monday
2020 : SpaceX Week
Seriously insane How Casual it become.
Crew craft Minecraft Monday was good but spacex is wayyyyy better
Federico Giuliano maybe other countries should invest those resources in green energy and enviromental protection instead of on a project that will be completed in literally a thousand years.
Federico Giuliano Literally elon musk has said thats why hes created this program you dumb fuck
Federico Giuliano The irony is very real here
Federico Giuliano Im an american you dumb fuck flying an italian flag im actually going to school for engineering while you sit in your blacked out room playing hearthstone lmao you dont even know what youre talking about. have you taken your pills yet kiddo?
Great first half of 2020 for SpaceX. Best of luck for future.
At least *someone* is having a good time.
I grew up through the Shuttle program, and the progress of the technology still blows me away every time we have a new launch. I wish I was born today because the next 50 years are going to be phenomenal for the human race.
Those landings never ever get old.
Tom... your life was well lived... and you are now apart of our history. You helped us lead the way... thanks you 👏
Just want to shot out the great and informative commentary during launch and landing.
Oh hi man I really Enjoyed your Series on Tesla and Elon Musk Keep up the good work
You give great content
Nice to see you here Steven😁 Hopefully SpaceX IPO’s in a few years lol
@@switzerlandfinance Spacex won't be doing an Ipo it will be starlink
This matters bois
This is fantastic to watch every time. Way back in 1982 I was stationed in the big military base on Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean when the team involved in early trials of the GPS were there doing precision monitoring of test satellites. Back then it was never really envisioned as ever being indispensable to every-day life. Perhaps the single best spin-off from the military into civilian life.
This is like watching a sport. I swear this will hit good on live TV
Wish they would keep the cameras running during flight like they used to.
might have something to do with the payload since its military operated
At the Speeeeeedd they are going they loose Coverage for this, one of the reasons they Waited until it was in a Good spot again (between Hawaii and Kaleephornia) to let loose the satellites so they COULD Verify it...!! These GPS IIIs had to go Way Out farther than the Starlinks did.
If you are referring to the first stage camera, it's not exactly a choice. Whether or not the keep it running depends on the trajectory. If there are no ground stations nearby they cannot get live feed. In this case the feed cuts out as the first stage drops below the horizon from the perspective of KSC.
Generally only RTLS flights have coverage all the way down as they never lose line of sight to the first stage.
It has a lot to do with the heat and dynamic pressure on the cameras. Also some of the cameras get full of carbon residue from the spent fuel. I would say it also has to do with what they think people want to see, they dont want to have 6 screens so nobody can see what is going on with the most important things.
Shimmy Bammy they are using 02 mobile so shit connection 😶
It still absolutely amazes me to see the first stage land.
Me too!!! I still get nervous
NASA never showed video like SpaceX does which is why I never miss a launch on YT.
Salute to Col. Thomas Falzarano for his service and condolences to his family.
Ah, just came back to give a thumbs up after the stream. Then again to watch it with my daughter. (Who will be working for you on Mars in 2040).
Thank you for providing the detailed coverage that you do, when you don’t have to. But you are inspiring generations to get off this rock and explore!
All our best
Awesome job Spacex."Nuff Respect " from Jamaica
Jamaica would be a good spot for a launch pad.
@@AdrianHepburn-vz9yrAdrian that party would be never ending
Always AMAZING to watch a landing... Well done Elon & SpaceX
The landing was nothing but a blur and CGI GRAPHICS
@@treylambert4314 ah yes....idiot
I so appreciate everybody who works for spaceX and NASA etc behind the scenes
They really deserve more credit for taking the human race in to the future as no one else was
Good job SpaceX! Best show on the internet!
8:52 Engine Chill
11:29 Strongback Retract
14:58 Startup
16:00 Liftoff
17:15 Max-Q
18:35 MECO
19:33 Fairing
22:24 Entry Burn
24:15 Landing Burn + SECO
1:19:38 SES-2
1:20:23 SECO-2
1:45:23 Deploy
I have yet to look at this in a casual manner. Especially when they re-land the booster. It always gives me a thrill when I see this.
Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell said it best in Apollo 13: There's nothing routine about spaceflight.
20 mins from launch to passing over me in Ireland. Never gets old. Congrats to the team at SpaceX.
maybe one day humans will travel like this as well.....I can go to Ireland from the U.S and have a beer with you and be back in the U.S by evening time. I bet you people will still complain though haha.
@@bmstyle I know right. I think this is the tech that Elon has been pushing for a while now where any two points on the globe are no more than an hour apart. They just need to bring down costs and make rockets as safe as jet engines. I know this is easier said than done but if anyone can do it it will be SpaceX. There is also the issue of security. It will be annoying if you have to go through two hours of security at the airport for a flight that takes 20 mins.
SpaceX has become my source of hope for our future.
Congratulations on collecting all three parts; First Stage and both fairing halves.
Blue origin: testing teeeestiiing
Spacex:lol my rocket in space
Blue origin: We made a fairing, look at our fairing.
Have I told you about our fairing yet?
yes thats true
@@pikachulovesketchup666 When it comes to space launch, my attitude is, the more the merrier. Unfortunately, Blue Origin has yet to join in the fun.
I think the problem with blue origin is they will be money driven, and if that means stay in orbit for the next 100 years then they will do that.
Also I do think they will try to disable all competion and thus be bad for our space technology development.
As they tried with space x.
@@boy123838 yes but origins philosophy is completely different it wants to make technologies that will enable us to make a space colony
R.I.P., Col T.G. Falzarano. Thank you for everything you've done for me and every American. Without people like you, this country would not and COULD not be what it is today. I Hope to one day shake your hand in heaven, sir. o7
I have no idea what I’m watching but I’m excited and a little proud.
@spacex
On the split screen view can you put the speed and altitude of Stage 1 on the left of the screen while displaying Stage 2 on the right (what you currently display)? This would allow the viewer to better comprehend the decent and deceleration of Stage 1 as it approaches the landing pad.
Thanks for considering my suggestion! Keep up the amazing work. We are rooting for you.
I've wanted s1 and s2 telemetry since they showed these missions.
Exactly!! Would be awesome to have seperate telemetry for two stages. Maybe even a navball / trajectory viewer for the first stage as begins its retro burn
@@GameNationRDF I mean...surely they aren keeping their cards close for a reason. Might be trade secret that a person could extrapolate the fuel usage and engine specifics from the implied velocities. In theory they are known numbers but those suicide burn landings are kinda the Spacex secret sauce.
SpaceX: "We can do your mission on a reused first stage, and it'll cost ya a lot less..."
U.S. Space Force: "Nah, we've got Uncle Sam's credit card to spend. Give us a new booster!"
They're always so generous with our tax dollars aren't they...
Uncle Donalds
Well, someone has to buy the new booster. They only had 4 boosters left after various landing crashes so consider it a generous donation :)
Not only will it cost you less but It'll be flight proven.
Even SpaceX can launch only so frequently, no matter how cheap...
Congratulations on 10 years of Falcon 9!
Loved the way she counted that down, like here we go again!!
Oh good they've got John Insbrucker on. I love his accent!
That's NOMINAL, or how they would say in Innsbruck where his folks came from: "Ned g‘schimpft, is g‘lobt gnua!"
I much prefer the lady, she's nice to listen to
Definitely a voice that doesn't take 2 seconds to figure out who it is. Heck, I'll partially wake up when my TV's running KRplus loops and hear his voice and be like "Welp, KRplus made it to the spaceX part of KRplus again."
Jessie and John are my SpaceX announcing dream team, but I appreciate that they always have "regular" employees doing the coverage.
John is life. We love him!
John Insprucker is the best! I'm glad he is getting more screen time again! More of him pls. # norminal
His voice hurts my head.
This is the best rocket company ever made in history.
Never gets old watching it stick the landing.
Glad to see John. He is my favorite.
How is it that the Mylar looking material on stage 2 does not rip to shreds when the engine is in major thrust?
@@toddmcconnell1549 It is only holding its own "weight", which is very little.
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(time-codes as they appear in the SpaceX comment, plus some explanations)
15:48 - 10 секунд до старта
15:58 - старт
17:14 - критическая точка максимального сопротивления воздуха
18:37 - отключение двигателей первой ступени, отделение ступени и включение двигателей второй ступени
19:28 - сброс оболочки второй ступени, защищавшей спутник при прохождении атмосферы
22:19 - включение двигателей первой ступени для замедления вхождения в атмосферу
24:25 - посадка первой ступени на автономную дрейфующую площадку под названием «просто прочти инструкцию», в это же время на промежуточной орбите вторая ступень выключила двигатели на час
1:19:31 - включение двигателей второй ступени, для выхода на целевую орбиту, двигатели работали 45 секунд и разогнали ступень еще на 2 км/сек
1:45:17 - отделение GPS спутника от второй ступени, успешное завершение миссии SpaceX
Great to see your technology working so well. Good to see what is involved in keeping GPS working which so many millions of us rely on more and more. I still find it incredible that you can do that Stage 1 landing the way you do. We'll done!
Well.
Love you SpaceX !!!! Always love to see you guys operate !!!!
"HI! I'm John Insbrucker..."
Me in every SpaceX video he appears in : "HI JOHN!!"
Hi, Bob.
God bless America, greeting from people of Ukraine!
Great job! It's better than a TV show. Now good luck to our VEGA rocket for the coming launch.
Never get tired of this.
Congratulations to Elon and the whole SpaceX team! Well done!
I don't give a toss what flatties and space deniers say, this is truly awesome :)
I am surprised the "mousetards" haven't shown up.
Anti-Vaxxers and Flat Earthers.
If they all died from Covid, I wouldn’t bat an eye.
untill they used fisheye cameras on the booster that show the Earth convex on one and concave on the other :)))
jeff who?
@@neildagasstrysome7216 A fisheye lens will distort 100% of the photo, not just the Earth's horizon. So fisheye excuse is nullified :)
you guys at Spacex ROCK you make this old guy so happy seeing such a great future in space operations coming along so great and the progress going so smooth and thanks for all the hard work and Effort making this great country the leader in human space flight., and PLEASE keep doing these super fun Launch,s want to see them all.god speed US SPACE FORCE !!
You look at this flight and it seems oh so easy. Up it goes and down it comes. Nine engines give a boost and one engine does the rest. A couple of titanium grid fins pop out and some small control Thrusters bring it down. The booster lands at sea on a small platform 350 or so miles away where we can now see it land via a camera. Then back home again for another flight. Simple? It is in reality a mind bending technical achievement with most of the parts hidden from sight. No one in the history of the world has ever done this before. Yes, some have done a part of it but not like this. Of course some of what each of those did in the past have contributed to this accomplishment as well but it is SpaceX who put it all together. Can't forget all of the workers who get the job done and Maria Pointer who brings the finer points to us everyday. Thanks.
It's interesting, I'm watching this & Apollo 13 on the SyFy channel at the same time. Things have certainly changed!
Yeah, in only fifty years, who'd a thunk it?
Elon, bring back the Stage One telemetry. It's awesome watching that velocity counter "roll-back" during the re-entry and landing burns.
A company that is doing what countries can't do awesome, beautiful and amazing Space X
I like how well done these webcasts are, especially the music.
15:00 one minute before launch
Thank you Elon and your entire staff!
Why are you thanking the Tesla people for this?
Dra-gone-ite Runs owns both companies, spacex uses Tesla as security vehicles and will use them as rovers on mars.
@@spencerfalzy Yeah, but Tesla had nothing to do with the launch.
Dra-gone-ite “thanks Elon and your entire staff” is referring to the owner of spacex, Elon musk, and his staff at spacex who built and launched the rocket, he also happens to be the CEO of Tesla.
@@spencerfalzy Therefore as being the owner of Tesla, those at Tesla would be part of his "entire staff".
Crazy how frequent this kind of thing has become. Keep it up SpaceX!
Great commentary from both of you! Thanks!
At 11:38 T minus 4-20 😎"four minutes and twenty seconds and counting " on purpose?
*insert clip of Elon on Rogan's Podcast*
i've read this comment 69 times
@@rgerber At @ T minus 4-20 😎"four minutes and twenty seconds and counting " on purpose?- make it 70 =]
@SunOnShine I'm gonna need some reparations for this bait
Gotta be honest, I'm here for the music
Yeah I agree😂😂do you know the name of the song in the beginning?
@@dangoll5967 I believe it's:
Flight Proven by Test Shot Starfish
Jaredo_o yes it is! Thanks!
Makes my whole body tingle watching the automated landing system is awesome.
Go SpaceX Go! You inspire us all and make the future very exciting! Thank you for all your hard work and dedication.
Who is watching from Australia 😍
but you are vietnamese 🤣
@@honeyrazo5611
And you are from Mexico 😉
@@honeyrazo5611 There are many Vietnamese living in Australia, quite a few are my friends 👍🏼One of the great things about Australia's multiculturalism is having friends with such diverse backgrounds and sharing each other's cultures.
@Huynh Minh Nguyen 🇦🇺from Brissie.
Love you guys
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My smartphone probably communicates with these satellites every day!
Communicating in the sense of 'broadcast,' yes. The GPS signal is out there for anyone, but just one-way.
I think it’s for the us space force not your phone
It's a military satellite
@@EliminatorGamingYT it is also for civilian use.
@@Harish2923 I'm more interested in military than civilian 😂😉
Ang galing naman ng SpaceX! Sila talaga nag dadala ng mga bagong gamit sa buong mundo. ☺
SpaceX GPS III Space vehicle 03 is awesome 🇺🇸👑💕 I am see live launch 💕👑🇺🇸#SpaceX
Someday, when your Grandchildren are getting into their Orbital Entry Tesla before blasting off for work in the morning, Jetsons style, their dashboard will look just like the bottom of this screen.
At 21:57 you can see that the Earth is curved or part of a globe, not flat.
Flat earthers would say that its just because of the curvature of the camera lens...
That’s probably one of the best jokes I have heard so far
@rrobertt13 GRAVITY
It’s a green screen. :)
AtheoGaming07 I think it’s a joke bro
Many people from Russia 🇷🇺 love You ! Please do what you doing ! We believe what you change world 🌎! And another like Bill Geits !
I love the SpaceX community I’m so lucky to be a part of this new space age
I became part of the space age when Voyager 1 took those marvelous photos of Jupiter as the probe flew pass the gigantic planet. But even more so when I watched the launch of STS 1.
At 19:44 of the video or(t+ plus 3:45) you can see on top of the engine on the silver part there is a giant silver fly looking object that starts crawling. You have to put it in 1080p.
dam, thats crazy it really looks like a giant fly i've repeated it 5 times.
Space Flies????
@@rgerber I did the same! I'm so glad someone else sees the space fly! Thought I was loosing my shit...
It's the Russians...lol
It's a puff of frozen oxygen.
can you imagine being a flat-earther in the year 2020? and watching this footage and just NOT believing it? like what are you doing with your life lol
real camera proof and eyewitness yet not believing it nice
Falcon 9 has flown 87 missions, more than any other rocket .......wow in just 10 years. And expect it to double that inside 3 years. Unreal, congrats to the whole team.
Space x is putting a smile on my face again, this is so interesting to watch. And Im realy excited about the futur; space tourism.
1:45:40 : They are among us
The landing of the first stage should be visible... I mean, the physics behind that landing are awesome, the way they model it makes me want to see more ☹
krplus.net/bidio/mKxvZ5KIeW6sc6A
Great video explaining why the video cuts and ways they can fix it.
They always try to do so. But hey that rocket very powerful. Its shakes the wholse ship and looses signal
They should just have a drone ship with cameras near it.
@@justarandomweeb3220 Yes, but they can do things like take the camera relatively far from the landing zone and register the moment with a powerful zoom, isn't that posible?
@@killerb_tv7877 Thank's for the info!!
Its really great to see John Insprucker hosting!
2020: elon must launching rockets every week
2045: humans can fly from earth to mars and back by vehicles made by space x
Elon : Too slow..
In glad and inspired that SpaceX and Elon is still supporting the USA and not caving to the radical Marxist. Thank you guys!! Go USA!!!
Elon is rather left wing in his personal politics, but highly patriotic nonetheless.
Odysseus Rex lets just say he is apart of the silent majority.
The young lady who does the countdown voice over has the coolest job there. Everybody watching this is focussed on her voice. It's almost as if she stopped Counting then there would be no lift off. Good job.
Beautiful!! USA is 👍 🇺🇸
These are all great but.... I can't wait for the look on elon musks face when starship lifts off. Then the shock of the world when they start rolling out of the shop like its just another day at the office. Go Elon and Team go!!!
My guess is that you won't see a more proud and composed person. Proud of you man
Feeling cute today, might send something to space...
good luck..............
Can you afford the tens of thousands of dollars or hundreds of thousands it will cost?
@@drabberfrog why someone always should act smart in the KRplus comments....
It was obviously a joke, aiming to describe how casual rocket launching is these days.
@@liliyankrumov9003 According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
@@drabberfrog shit man, that's hell of a trip you have there