[Stray Kids : SKZ-TALKER(슼즈토커)] Ep.33

15:04
Han: Please don't touch my butt
Lino: His butt is mine
HAN: What did you say? It's mine
Lino: I touched it everyday so it's mine
Oh my ...

People : *Okay, so who’s your bias?*
Stay : *Sorry, we don’t know what that means but whatever that is we do that bias thing here.*

having jisung as a friend will never be boring

13:18 Hyunjin's face is a whole mood.

Changbinnie rapping: 💀😈💥💢
His phone case: ✨💖🦄🌸🍭
UPDATE: HE CHANGED HIS PHONE CASE :(((((((

alternate title: things skz says that seem like fake subs but actually aren't

12:43 legendary Changbin line about principles 😂

12:16

0:22
Felix: Cute!
Minho: Me?
Felix: 😶🤨

4:26
Han: Hyunjin-shi, what are you doing right now?
Hyunjin: Hashtag.
Han: What's "hashtag" in Korean?
Hyunjin: Hash..tag.
Han: in Korean?
Hyunjin: Heshi-tague.
The innocence in his eyes after he said it is sending me 🗿😭🤣

LMAO 6:40 is too funny pls 😭
Han: Kangaroo mal말 (meaning: 'talk' and 'horse')
Chan: *neighs*
🐴🦘😭🤣

20:21
no one:
Hyunjin, Han and Seungmin: "I.N is my dinner"
LOL

20:10 ,, Seungmin taking a selfie''
Hyunjin and Jisung : Wow so handsome
No one:
Literally no one:
no soul:
Jeongin: so ugly
PHAHAHAH

i'd like to have a friend like han jisung. i'll never be bored if he's around.

“I’ll give you chance to take a selfie with me”
Hyunjin is truly benevolent

16:55 Jisung sound amazing without even trying

Stray Kids: Who's your bias?
Stays: What's that?

Hyunjin: Do you wanna kiss me?
Me: I WANT THE PHOTOCARDS!!! 🥺

are we not gonna talk about how many iconic moments came from this video

This episode is pure gold, almost 80% of it are things talked about/memed a lot in stayvile

22:08 “Hey felix, youre angel, ANGEL.”

No one:
Not even seunglix's burnt pancake:
Han: Randomly promote his members and jyp

13:18 hyunjin's face and that noise is everything😭

Changbin when he is rapping: ☠️🔪💣⛓
Normally Changbin: 🦋🍀✨🌸🍓☁️

jeongin: u wanna kiss?
hyunjin: do u wanna kiss me?
minho: come on😽

15:03
no ones gonna talk about the “oh BAbY”

13:18 being the iconic look of Hyunjin

이게 그 유명한 줏대좌의 시작 영상이구나

Han's but: exists
Minho: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

“hey felix... ure angel. ANGEL” i’m not crying yall

"No one in Stray kids is normal" is the only normal sentence that Han said from a long time ago

I can’t w Han’s animal documentary bit 😭😭😭 4:00

HyunJin : He's my dinner
Seungmin : Jeongin is my dinner
Hyunjin : Nooo , He's mine
Jeongin : you can't eat me 😎

hyunjin : "do you wanna kiss me"
me : "dude you don't need to ask"

2:23 i’ve watched this so many times and everytime it gets funnier

7:57 "Come on" ♡
I will never forget how cute and beautiful Minho was at that time.

all those animal documentaries jisung has watched has come in handy

WHY IS CHANGBIN'S HANDMADE PHONE CASE LOOKS SO ADORABLE BUT CHANGBIN HIMSELF IS LIKE 9:32

Hyunjin once said:
*he’s my dinner*
*no he’s mine*
Ok Hyunjin, i know Jeongin is yoursㅠㅠ

12:17 , 13:10 , 4:05 kill me , now. HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS HANDSOME AND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME . Only stray kids can pull that off

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY SAID THAT HYUNJIN IS LEE KNOWS BOYFRIEND 👁👄👁

Hyunjin: stray kiss
Still hyunjin: do you wanna kiss?
Jeongin: 👀👄👀

Hyunjin s laugh is just great 😭😂

This is the most ✨ICONIC✨ep of Skz talker

jisung: i'm handsome right?
hyunjin: [snickering]
jisung: [grabs his ponytail] no comment? no comment wasn't on the script >:c

SKZ Talker: * exists *
Chan: * leaves the chat *

3년이 지나도 승민이의 웃는 모습이 너무 좋아 만족스러워요

Always love Sungmin's smile like an angel..

21:49 Hyunjin is even extra when he's taking pictures.

21:42 Han Jisung being scared of how talented he is. We're scared too, bruh

Hyunjin:- Felix You're an Angel 💫

I dare say that this is the most iconic skz talker. I mean the amount of memes we got from this episode alone--

Hyunjin: Do you wanna kiss me?
Stay: we want the B Me MV😭

13:18 hyunjin's expression makes laugh for 20 minutes straight

Their friendship is so precious, just love how they joke around and taking care of each other. The way they shoutin to each other 😂

13:18 iconic 😌😌😌

minho calling han’s butt his
WHY ARE THEY SO LOUD 👁👄👁

Jeongin legit bit Hyunjin’s neck eye- that’s a hickey dude, I’m sorry to say.

Okay but why is every single second of this video an iconic moment?
Oh wait that’s right. They are Stray Kids.

is no one gonna talk about how IN bite hyunjin on his neck???????

No one:
Literally no one:
Hyunjin & Seungmin: Jeogin is my dinner 😋

FOR INTERNATIONAL STAYS
Mh: *randomly starts a game*
Han: but why are we doing this?? (the game)
Mh: i don't know~ what's my spelling?? (spelling of his name)
Han: L E E...
Mh: i said i know!!!
Han: then do it well
Mh: I'm gonna sign too, ahh don't do close up, I'm shy~
Felix: this one around here (this isn't exactly accurate but that's basically ehat he said)
Cb: sure~ Yongbok, do everything you want~
Felix: shh (be quiet)
Cb: in my head, there's only thoughts of Stay~ so I'll write "stay" on my head
Cb: to stays, this time, so its new instead of hearts i gave food
Cb: Stay~ i gave pasta which i cherish
Chan: here, so its simple, ah i can write at the back
Mh: oh we can write the message at the back
Chan: at the back, Straykids collaboration with Stay
Mh: i wrote a message~ blur it out
Mh: hey why did you take that from me when I'm not done with it (to seungmin)
Sm: its mine
Felix: i put everything I'm interested in nowadays so its like this
Felix: i love stays a lot too and i like flowers too, its cute isn't it??
*Changbin singing*
* Lee know sings with lyrics that just teases Changbin*
Hj: yo but the lyrics are perfect
Mh: oh wait i said it wrong, dwaekki Changbin, dwaekki Changbin (he said pig in the lyrics)
Hj: weasel (seems like he put this on his photo card)
Sm: hey
Mh: did you just call me?
Hj: did you just call Lee Know hyung??
Mh: is hyung uncomfortable to you Hyunjin??
Hj: no...I'm okay
*Seungmin writing on paper while singing*
Han: since its your birthday, congratulations, and i hope you will always be happy, although i don't know who you are
Han: and dont tease/annoy your younger siblings (the younger members) although I dont know who you are
Cb: yeaa dont tease/annoy please!!!
Han: the person who just talked..dont tease the younger ones, be nice, like me, be nice, agree??
*camera nods*
Cb: talker is nice, very nice, good job talker~~ good job, I'll give you something to eat~~
Hj: something to eat??
Han: of course food again
Cb: I'm gonna give something to eat
Hj: again
I.N: how much food does he bring around???
Hj: I know right, how much food does he bring around??
*pretendz to throw a slipper*
Cb: just now, i wasn't trying to throw this, i was just asking a question...I have a question!!!
Han: what's your question??
Cb: can I throw this??
Han and Hj: no you cant~~
(they were saying it as if a teacher would to a kindergartener)
Cb: i cant~~
Han: Changbin what will you do tomorrow???
Hj: eat!!
Cb: tomorrow i will eat, think about stays
Hj: and eat again!!
Cb: and eat again
Cb: is it right?? A celebrity!?! Can u sign just once??
Sm: *pretends to sign*
Cb: no not there, here, on my back
Cb: ahh!!! that stings, celebrity ×4
Sm: i didn't do it that much ×2
Cb: my back is sensitive
Hj: back~ back~ back is sensitive
Han: when this happens don't be flustered and try talking to Changbin
Han: Changbin-ssi
Cb: its cold
Han: its okay, its okay, i am not a person who hurts you ×2
Cb: but my eyes hurt too much
Han: no its not
Cb: i said my eyes hurt
Han: your eyes hurt??
Sm: what's that?? (to I.N)
I.N: its crying
Han: now like this, our Changbin-ssi is a nice friend who becomes kind again once you treat him nicely a bit
Han: you never need to scared, there are times when he acts badly like this, in these times you give him food
Han: do you have food???
*camera shakes head*
Han: then run away, faster...
Han: Hyunjin-ssi also puts these emotional/aesthetic stickers on very well
Han: Hyunjin-ssi
Hj: yeaa?
Han: what are you sticking on right now???
Hj: hash tag~~
Han: hash tag?? What is hash tag in korean??
Hj: hash...tag
Han: in korean??
Hj and I.N: heh-shi-te-geu
Han: that is cool, say one statement (say something)
Hj: Han
(one in Korean has the syllable that sounds like han)
Hj: i said one statement, one statement
Han: oh i see, he called my name, oh this is such an honor
Han: now I.N-ssi??
I.N: yes!
Han: now I.N-ssi just learned to talk so its unable to communicate but I'll try to sympathize (understand eachother in other words 'consensus')
*han pretends to be some kind of animal whisperer*
I.N: *makes noise suddenly*
Hj: gosh that scared me...
Han: woah ×3 I'm not someone who will hurt you
Han: by patting his shoulders like this, you can become closer with thus friend (like get used to eachother and friendlier)
Han: now when you pat his head ndhaosb (stutters) okay, we'll go again~
Han: now when you pat his head, you can form a deep closeness (friendliness) and then naturally, like this...
Han: okay you need to teach this friend that he isn't stronger, look at him straighy in the eye, stare firmly and threaten him
Han: Hwang Hyunjin-ssi sometimes hit people with facts (sad reality) but its okay
Hj: its okay~~
Han: I'm handsome right?? No comment ×2 no comment wasn't part of the script
Hj: I finished decorating Han-ssi!!!
Hj: now if I were to talk about this product, it is a new FW product, on the letters, the grrrrrradation
Han: oh the grrradation
Hj: yes the grrrrrrrradation
Han: that is incredible
Hj: yes its until that (as in that's all he has to say)
Han: then try to introduce how you can keep this warm when the weather us cold
Hj: in an air fryer at 180 degrees, 20 mins, it will become a delicious product
Han: now for I.N, we will just give him as service (free)
Han: if you squeeze this (his hair) sports drinks will be born, now I'll try to eat it
I.N: try eating it
Han: i wont eat it
I.N: why??
Han: and here for 1+1 we have an Australian kangaroo, kangaroo??
Han: he has a great connection with me so he will never threaten or hurt human (is very friendly)
Han: kangaroo hand, hand, kangaroo hand! Kangaroo has good strength so even just giving their hand seems this aggressive
Han: but this is a kind of friendliness (good relationship) so you never need to be scared
Han: kangaroo horse ×2 (han might have said "talk" cuz horse and talk has the same pronunciation)
Han: since he lived next to horses since he was young so he started taking after them but I'm the owner and I need to, this kid, let him know fully that he is an animal
Han: look at him in the eye
Chan: hand
Han: *gives his hand to Chan* like this you can establish hierarchy in a relationship
Han: now you saw well, umm, jyp natinal house-ography (changed geography)I'll meet you again next time, bye
*escape han's questionable show*
Hj: I.N are you bored alone??
I.N: nope
Hj: you want hyung to be with you??
I.N: nope, nope!!!
I.N: hyunjin~
Hj: but what are you doing??
I.N: what? Hyunjin~~
Hj: i should out straykiss...
I.N: kiss???
Hj: yea kiss, where's the R
Hj: hey you took all of my S (stickers) didnt you?
I.N: noo i didn't~
Hj: you didn't?!?!?!
I.N: i didn't!!!
Hj: no but there is no more S, there's only one
Hj: straykiss~ (showin his case)
I.N: ya wanna kiss
Hj: you wanna kiss me?? Do you wanna come in, no, do you wanna kiss me??
Mh: i think its good, hyunjin will give a kiss??
Mh: what did you decorate there?? (to I.N)
I.N: i just did it, here a gift
Mh: goodbye~~
Cb: because i left and came back here real quick, it smells like tacos, the smell of coriander was so strong
Hj: i hate coriander
Cb: i like coriander, i like ate it with my hands
Hj: for real???
Cb: i really liked it
Cb: they say to change my phone case, should i change it? I like this one tho..
I.N: i like you
Cb: i like you too
I.N: thank you
Cb: I.N!! I. Also. Like. You.
I.N: sure thank you~
Cb: pig and rabbit~ you two really need to be nice to each other, if you two fight then i dont know if i should be a pig or a rabbit
Cb: but in my opinion, i think all the the people will call me pig, so never, pig and rabbit cant fight
Cb: no there's no N!!!
Hj: I.N??
Cb: no there's an M!!!
Hj: there's some here, there's a lot
Cb: Hyunjin there's no N, why did you lie~
Hj: i didn't lie
I.N: dont fight, dont fight
Cb: there's no N...is my name Bi???
Hj: hyunjin taking a pic of me
Hj: I'll give the opportunity to take a selfie with hyung
*seungmin appears*
Sm: hyung what are you doing??
Cb: i need to put Bin but there's no N for the Bin
Sm: i have a good idea, what if you lay Z sideways, it becomes N
Cb: oh I dont really like Z
Hj: hey then what is this, what is this (pointing at an N sticker)
Cb: but that's purple, are you joking, cant you see
Hj: then take the others off and use purple, there's B and there's I (in purple)
Sm: *looks at Changbin's phone case where he inly put a B and an I so far*
Sm: B and I..BI!!!!
Felix: where should i stick this sticker?? Here ×5
Felix: oh he signed it too, i should sign mine too, its for stays~ sign~~ thanj you for loving us, stays i love you
*In a dressing room*
Han: son this is something called egg tart
Mh: oh really mom??
Han: its dad
Mh: you're dad?? Oh sorry
Mh: what could this be??
Han: we will have Lee Know hyung's taste test, how is it
Mh: i haven't tasted the inner part of it yet
Han: oh you only ate the bread
Chan: oh its a choco bread~
Mh: its good~~
Han: its good?? How much??
Mh: its like choco cake
Han: like choco cake?? Yes I'll meet you again next time
Mh: oh my eyelids wont come back, there
Sm: i think my episode was the most fun (heart kids) i wasn't actually sulking i was just slightly upset
Sm: i felt like Lix was gonna pick me, i talked about korean food but he eliminated me right away
Han: Lix are you allowed to treat a camera like that or no??
Felix: noo
Han: noo??
Felix: you cant do that
Han: for the last airing, Chan hyung exposed his body, how about I.N's abs
Han: i heard your preparing abs for the last airing
I.N: you're looking for abs from me??
I.N: for me it isn't chocolate bar abs its ice cream abs...
Han: very firm, i cant because i think it will be a big "issue" so i cant yet....actually i haven't been exercising lately
*selfie with Han and Seungmin*
Han: definitely swollen
Sm: i wanna raise one eye like you but i cant do it, i can only do this side
The continuation is already posted in the replies

7:31 he's so precious 😂😂 the way he says "R" jusy makes me think to cursive-- but i love it--

5:32 I am dying!
Han: I am handsome, right?
Hyunjin:
Han:
Hyunjin:
Han: No comment was not in the script *aggressively holds pony tail*

Minho: sings about changbin
Me: -heart melts-

No one:
Literally no one:
Jisung, Hyunjin and Seungmin: JEONGIN IS MY DINNER

4:35 la expresión que pone hyunjin aquí y como dice hstang es simplemente adorable

If you're finding for some iconic moments of them,you gotta watch this.

Hyunjin: "Nooo he's Mine" (Jeongin)
Um Hyunjin baby, wbk.

Talker episode will not be really complete without HAN randomly singing.
His little OH MY GOD at 17:01 is too cute.

I didn't know all the iconic moments belonged to the same talker episode !

Ok, but can we just talk about how freaking good Seungmin looked ??!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

8:00 minho's little "hmm🥺🥺come onnn" is literally so cute wtf I think my heart just busted the fattest uwu

Stays who can’t choose their bias in Stray Kids 🙋🏻‍♀️

the way leeknow is eating omg he is so cute 😖 10:50

I love how Felix be minding his own business in his own little sunshine world, what a sunshine he is

Han's butt: exists
Minho: *It Is MiNe!*

14:05 the staff patting changbin’s head is sucha mood baby changbin🥺🥺

The way hyunjin said "it's fine" 5:30....so cute😭🙃🥺

ㅠㅠ리노 뒤에서 감탄하고 초코빵이구나.. 하는 찬이 너무 귀여워어어

7:46 jeongin sounded so fluent when he said “you wanna kiss?” 😂

[19:32] The smile Han did after Hyunjin said “put it in focus , put it in focus” 😂

13:27 Hyunjin baby smile
I'm dying of cuteness

This is the talker that made Lee Know my bias, I must say this is the best talker😌

hyunjin & in. : "do you wanna kiss me?”
me: uuuUuHhhMmm???

14:05 that stylist.. gets to softly stroke Changbin's hair… she gets paid for it too??? GOOGLE HOW TO BECOME A HAIR STYLIST

이 영상은 아무리 봐도 레전드다..거를 타선이 하나도 없음ㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Hyunjin calling Felix an angel is just so adorable and sweet❤

Changbin is so badass at SMTM but here he's such a big baby lmaoo i love himmm

Hyunjin Straykiss
I.n you wanna kiss
Hyunjin you wanna kiss me
iconic
7:44

6:16 Han me dió mucha ternura 😍

This talker is a legend in Stayville

When Hyunjin and Seungmin fight over I.N as their dinner...their love for IN

15:02
Han: Don’t touch my butt Hyunjin ssi...Oh Baby
Lee Know: *touch Han’s butt* This one is mine
Han: You two....Don’t fight over my butt
Lee Know: I am the only one who is allowed to touch it
Han: My butt belongs to me
Lee Know: You always touch my butt
Han: I don’t ~~~
Lee Know: you touch after I took a shower
Han: *Laughs*

Hyunjin laugh at 21:10 is hilarious 😂

im here to tell congratulations seo changbin for shooting samsung s23 ad. your 'jutdae' have come a long way!

time stamps of hyunjin’s laugh because he’s so cute and i want to hear it on repeat:
6:08
7:47
8:27
8:28
9:12
9:44
10:19
13:27
18:03
18:06
18:15
19:14
19:39
19:55
20:04
20:19
21:11

10:40 chan being curious about minho's food LMFAOO not even subtle

아 이 편 토커 레전드넼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

I swear stray kids talkers are so random and especially funny😂