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what do you mean? this is just normal yeah just is just normal why are you weird, dude? yeah this is just normal, we actually legitimately totally havent had any disagreements in the last decade bro like high five
I am the funniest KRplusr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear sven
All of the three Johnson boys look completely different, it's kind of hilarious. When I saw them together in a sketch the first time, I had trouble believing they were all siblings
WOAH there buddy, settle down. You're making some bold claims here...We don't know that. He could have turned towards the end right before Sven asked him if he got the job. We didn't get to see the interview.
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest KRplusr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my channel all the time! Bye bye fiery
Boogerwall may have been settled in a court of law, but I do not believe the final verdict. These boys are tangled in a web of lies that is hard to unravel...
@@awesomeminingwizard They all did boogerwall. I believe that one of them did it first, the rest joined in, and no one ever fessed up b/c they all figured someone else would have to.
Two favorite parts to this series: the calm delivery of the vocabulary-filled sentences, and the brothers obviously trying to make each other break in the sketch.
Ah, yez, the situation in witch, I think someone doesn't get a joke, But I also think that maybe IM not getting a joke, So I just dont acknowledge it, to not get bullied.
I thought this was an insta notification and I really thought for a quick sec that Sven Johnson of the Johnson family was texting me asking me if I drew on his face
SVEN: Is that... is that some booger that I'm seeing there on that wall over there? GUS: Just so we're clear, this is the wall that you are-- that you are currently referring to? SVEN: Yes. That is the wall on which I am at this moment seeing some booger. GUS: Nope. I am seeing... I am seeing no booger on this here wall right here and now in this place. SVEN: Okay, well, here's the thing though, is that I'm seeing what I believe to be an increasing amount of booger on that wall behind you, and you seem to be sticking more and more fingers up your nose, and so context clues would lead me to believe that you are in fact the one who is placing your boogers on the wall, so... GUS: I am not entirely sure of what you are insinuating. SVEN: Ahhh, we've got a mystery on our hands.
Gus was falsely convicted of boogerwall in a kangaroo court, you can't convince me that the guy who freely offered a story of peeing all of his pants at the same time would feel enough shame to deny boogerwall if he actually did it.
I think I get it. Gus wanted to help Sven, so he drew on his face, but didn't want him to know. Because he knew that at the job interview, the interviewer would have the same thing. I've cracked it.
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Fact: Scooby Doo shirts ARE professional because that was a real show that was done professionally.
No animation errors whatsoever
Fact: water is we- OF COURSE SCOOBY DOO IS PROFESSIONAL HE HAS WORN A TIE ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS,
YoU dIdNt KnOw ThAt?!?!?!?
@@sledgedaddy9915 I just wanted others to know!
@@deanc9195 Classy Doo
Two people doing their absolute best to avoid confrontation while having a confrontation
We know which one you are haha
That's shit I'd do lol, I'm terrible with confrontation
wdym? this is just real footage of a conversation in the midwest
what do you mean? this is just normal
yeah just is just normal
why are you weird, dude?
yeah this is just normal, we actually legitimately totally havent had any disagreements in the last decade bro like high five
Lmao
This is what a conversation between a cat and a dog would be like
Omg why is this so true
who would be the cat and who would be the dog
@@haydenbates3766 gus cat sven dog
@@haydenbates3766 Gus is the cat and sven is the dog
Gus=cat
Things that we do know for sure:
1) I dinnen't do it
2) You prollably did it
3) I'm am innocent
4) Green is sus
@The Last Lemon
...
**stage whisper** guys, lemon is kinda sus...
@@internalscreaming7566 *continues whispering* yea let's vote him out
Dude I read this at the same time as I heard it 😯
@@internalscreaming7566 shut up please
I wish that, every time they cut to Sven, he somehow had a new word on his face.
I was wanting gus to get more covered in marker, like up his arms and on his shirt
Upon observation of my face, I'm currently looking at an increased number of words written in green permanent marker...
I could have sworn that the marks on gus’ hands were spreading but then I realized that I just hadn’t seen all of them right away
that probably would've been too similar to the pb & j sketch
@@ashmcwii yeah but in a good way
Obviously the same person who drew on Sven's face also drew on Gus' fingers
I have an idea for you... watch my videos! It is good for your brain, i know it!
Oh shit
What is wrong?
I drawed on sven's face
JK
Don't Watch My Video’s you are wrong
They don’t look like siblings. It looks more like a boomer parent annoyed by his millennial son
Lol
age Sven: 20 age Gus: 24
Well, one of them might be adopted or different parent? Idk, imma go commit suicide now! Bye!
@@fowardslashmax.8776 mega oooofff
Lol. My brother and I are 4 years apart and we look nothing alike at all
_"We got a clue on our hands-- your hands-- your fingers.. you got a clue on your fingers"_
I love how awkward this is
Hello
I mean, he's obviously just trying to protect him from a horrible career move by sabotaging his job interview. Too bad it backfired.
Sven should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it
Matt Milton first step is to stop commenting about it on every video on the trending page. Maybe you’ll get bullied less
@@MatthewMilton Kill your friends
Problem solved.
This should be a series called "guy who's bad at confrontation and guy who likes to lie"
I have an idea for you... watch my videos! It is good for your brain, i know it!
I would pay all the money to see this turned into a TV series.
Thank you. Yes i would love for a TV show to be centered around my videos and content.
Too on the nose for the Johnson family.
Liar v. Crier
Who ever drew on Gus's fingers is a monster.
@@dksoaofoci we all know it was
Gus has ascended to a fully developed trucker.
Sven Johnson as Jared Leto as Joker in Suicide Squad
I have an idea for you... watch my videos! It is good for your brain, i know it!
I am the funniest KRplusr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear sven
No i am better.
Neither of you deserve views or subscribers.
Damaged
“Upon observation of my stack”
No watch my videos instead.
Brady Cronin 69 likes nice
Best video with the 2 of them
Lmao the two are very similar
My stack is currently dwelling i started with like 20 and now im looking like 3
I like the fact that Sven's reaction to the interviewer's face having ink on it means that he had his back turned for the entire interview
it was because he got the job
Also the interviewer wouldn't have known that Sven's face hard stuff written on it, because his back was turned.
@@spenser9908 He's focused on what's beneath the surface
Plot twist: Gus knew about the guy interviewing Sven, so he made those marking to make sure Sven takes the job.
What a loving sibling.
Gus Johnson... more like Gas Lightson
Ew yeah watch my videos instead
My hero academia
No not that my videos! Watch them!
i am going watch my hero academia boku no hero academia
@@PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf Reported
I can't believe it! Gus is being framed for sure...
Just like booger wall!
THIS WILL NOT BE A KANGAROO COURT!
@@hybridslinky4829 IT WAS SO OBVIOUSLY THOR.
yoo didnt expect to see u here
I just recently started watching your channel and even made an ecosphere and I see you here
I love how good Sven is at portraying "internally seething" in this sketch
How did Gus end up looking like everyone's stepdad and Sven end up looking like the second hottest guy on the lacrosse team?
That is the most accurate description of how they look I have ever seen.
This is surprisingly accurate
Well, thats a good way to put it
Gus is the first hottest
All of the three Johnson boys look completely different, it's kind of hilarious. When I saw them together in a sketch the first time, I had trouble believing they were all siblings
I hope this "hey man" becomes, like, a series or something. It's pretty good
@@Pierce1337 thanks Pierce
@@Pierce1337 thanks Pierce
@@Pierce1337 thanks Pierce
@@Pierce1337 thanks Pierce
@Pierce thanks Pierce
I love how the interviewer did an entire job interview facing the wall and only turned towards him at the end.
Father Johnson does things his own way.
WOAH there buddy, settle down. You're making some bold claims here...We don't know that. He could have turned towards the end right before Sven asked him if he got the job. We didn't get to see the interview.
isn't that how it normally goes?
I don’t like how much I genuinely enjoyed this.
I love you man!
Why not
I know, it's too relatable
You...*don't* want to enjoy this content?
i got an ad for johnson and johnson on this video and i just feel like that’s appropriate
I feel like I just watched an ad for the Johnsons, and I'm sold
I love how it says: "Pee?" on his face
@Eliel King No one cares though.
F4KE 1337 is it written pee? on his face or pee? on his face on his face ?
@@hadrieneverard8121 I don't know what your talking about what your talking about.
Stephen People Person that one was a nice one was a nice one was a nice one
Piss if you will
i'd say this is pretty circumstantial, not enough evidence to convict gus
Its booger wall all over again
My videos make more sense then this mess.
@@PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf You are an unpleasant person
Sven’s tone sounds like my mom when she’s trying to get me to do chores
I imagine that is what it’s like in a court room, when everybody already knows who is guilty
Actually you don't have to imagine
krplus.net/p/PLMI3RjXTXUqrhWN3Vp05AcfyeSgMVMq9d.html
@@thischannelexistsforsomere9584 ok I loved that
Thumbnail looks like a movie poster for a love story between a disgruntled country man, and a city boy just trying to find his way.
Gap tooth A oh my god it does
U mean the tiger king documentary?
so tiger king...?
@@rin4641 um... awkward
@@oscard.lisboa6105 LMAO did not see ur comment. great minds think alike.
Sven is actually a pretty good actor. The frustrated "..*little bit*.." repeated back at 1:03 is hilarious
“Let’s look at thing we DO know for sure”
“... you probably did it”
2:24 "this big job intrwjwh"
ivernew
These sketches play like a fever dream
I love it
Sven is v good at making me question human interaction
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@@PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf unfortunately because your channel title is don't watch my videos i cannot watch your videos, sorry :/
Enjoy your new job at Markers R Us
No
No
@@f.b.i.2782 ay can I have a job, much appreciated.
Svens face looks like every rapper in the industries nowadays
haha funny rap music suck poop funny
Boomber
@@jenschneider305 Boomer?
@@NamelessM.F. Boomber
@@dd-hp5oj rap suck
This video is the living soul of the meme:
“Hey whatcha got there”
“A smoothie”
Are these those PB brothers?
Lots of mysteries in this family.
Yeah watch my videos they make you question life.
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest KRplusr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my channel all the time! Bye bye fiery
@@AxxLAfriku shur up pin head
Boogerwall may have been settled in a court of law, but I do not believe the final verdict. These boys are tangled in a web of lies that is hard to unravel...
@@awesomeminingwizard They all did boogerwall. I believe that one of them did it first, the rest joined in, and no one ever fessed up b/c they all figured someone else would have to.
The shots of him looking in the mirror at himself lmfaoo
I am very handsome more handsome than Gus.
@@PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf frick that's super handsome
Nobody:
Gus: “Faceskin?”
Two favorite parts to this series: the calm delivery of the vocabulary-filled sentences, and the brothers obviously trying to make each other break in the sketch.
Damn that scooby doo shirt is rad
Ikr i wish i knew where yo buy it
No it is ugly stupid dumb and lame. I am very much cooler and so are my videos.
@@PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf quiet down ya goober just enjoy the video
@@PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf Then leave and stop spamming your junk videos all over the place
I think there may be a family of bricks living in Sven’s hair.
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@@PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf can you like not
Gus this is gaslighting. This is abuse. You should he ashamed of yourself. Sven came to you with an issue to solve and you decided to gas light him!!!
Guslughtung
gsltng
I mean, its a joke so...
Ah, yez, the situation in witch, I think someone doesn't get a joke, But I also think that maybe IM not getting a joke, So I just dont acknowledge it, to not get bullied.
@@Jacttack See, I would, but Im 12.
they’re the most attractive pair of brothers i’ve seen
It's almost like Gus has Sven's best interests in mind all along... such a wholesome ending
He did not do it though
Surprised Gus didn't excuse himself by saying he's "got a green thumb" and Sven didn't accusatorially say "I've caught you red.. uh.. green-handed"
That's a dad joke and a half
Genius
This video should have been titled « Politicians committing a crime ».
Instead of passive-aggressive, this is aggressive-passive
Sven is unreasonably attractive in this and I'm honestly not here for it.
yeah, the marker really makes his eyes pop
Also somehow the innocent face expressions are so cute and hot at the same time like I don’t even understand
Nah hes not hot, cute tho
@@adorabasilwinterpock6035 gus is the cute one here
Love the 'not here for it' part, sounds almost like you didn't like the video for that absurd reason.
A good title for this series would be: "Shy Victim vs. Confident Villan"
Except less funny
I hope he ever find that guy who drew on his fAcE
Plot twist: Gus drew on the interviewer too
i have a feeling this video idea was born from sven trying to nail the post malone face tatoos, but messed up
I am more handsome than Gus and Post Maloner.
@@PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf doubt
You mean... did better... than post malone
"You always were the musical one"
Flawless comedy
He should’ve been like “well obviously if the marker is on my hands, whoever drew on your face also drew on my fingers, therefore I’m innocent.”
i love how he's standing next to a mirror the entire time.
Plot twist, Thor marked them both and is giggling his butt off upstairs.
Well Thor did do Booger wall.
"Scooby Doo shirt I see."
"You're hired."
This is the average fight with me and my brother
This is easily one of my favorite videos of yours. It's all so well done from the acting, to the filming, to the editing. I just love it
(Puts on sunglasses) Looks like the perp left his _mark_
*yeeeeaaaaah*
I am cooler. My music is better than yours too mr Sullivan...
It kinda seems like the man who would do the booger wall, would draw on Sven's face, and eat his sandwiches.
So what you're saying is that Sven did draw on his face and eat his sandwiches?
@@jimitalent9239 No he's talking about Thor
So kind of Gus to prep him for his interview like that, what a great brother 👍🏼
I love when Gus gaslights Sven RIGHT before his big interview
I thought this was an insta notification and I really thought for a quick sec that Sven Johnson of the Johnson family was texting me asking me if I drew on his face
SVEN: Is that... is that some booger that I'm seeing there on that wall over there?
GUS: Just so we're clear, this is the wall that you are-- that you are currently referring to?
SVEN: Yes. That is the wall on which I am at this moment seeing some booger.
GUS: Nope. I am seeing... I am seeing no booger on this here wall right here and now in this place.
SVEN: Okay, well, here's the thing though, is that I'm seeing what I believe to be an increasing amount of booger on that wall behind you, and you seem to be sticking more and more fingers up your nose, and so context clues would lead me to believe that you are in fact the one who is placing your boogers on the wall, so...
GUS: I am not entirely sure of what you are insinuating.
SVEN: Ahhh, we've got a mystery on our hands.
oh my god they need to see this
I will not have a kangaroo court!
the absolute DISDAIN in the "Happy to hear you out" @2:31
I really enjoyed the comedic tics that you were using, Sven, it seems like you're really developing your own unique comedic voice!
is this the spiritual successor to "hey man did you eat my pb&j"
No my videos are better than this mess.
I believe it is a successor, love this video and the pb&j one
Seems like it, I'm hoping this becomes an ongoing series.
I'm not an expert but Gus was convicted of booger wall so i wouldn't be surprised if he did this too.
Gus was falsely convicted of boogerwall in a kangaroo court, you can't convince me that the guy who freely offered a story of peeing all of his pants at the same time would feel enough shame to deny boogerwall if he actually did it.
@@jimitalent9239 it was not a kangaroo court judge burback said multiple times smh you can't trust anyone nowadays
Omg I'm dying. That was literally the most amazing reversal and most unexpected drop. Bravo.
Most ferocious Canadian argument
“To comment on the liar part, I don’t think I’m one”
"I'm am innocent" - the Gus boi
I love everything about this video, from the green fingers to that awesome shirt
Legend says he still has writing on his face
3:32 That cute little "You know me"
Hey Sven I dont want to alarm you but there might be something on your face.
Watch my videos. They are better.
Don't Watch My Video’s nah
Don't Watch My Video’s nah
Don't Watch My Video’s nah
@@PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf nah
This is the most amazing passive aggressive conversation ever🤣
“Ooh, I think we might have a clue on our hands- ha- fingers- you have a clue on your fingers” what a weird sentence
When the dad is just Sven aged 40 years
I am 48 how old are you?
@@PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf who asked?
Linkjmc Me. I asked.
@@aziq9732 oh, okay. I was worried no one did.
i see gus is lashing out after the injustice of booger wall.
I think I get it. Gus wanted to help Sven, so he drew on his face, but didn't want him to know. Because he knew that at the job interview, the interviewer would have the same thing. I've cracked it.
Roommates with different alignments trying not to kill each other.
The person interviewing Sven was facing the wall with his back turned to him the entire time. Biggest power move in history
My favorite one on his face is “Pee?”
I never knew I could be in so much pain and joy at the same time
Seems like a case for the honorable Judge Burback.
Gus should've acted all shocked and said "the same person who drew on your face drew all over my hands!!"
It’s “Momento”, but he takes naps and forgets that he wrote things on his face.
Twist ending, because gus didn't admit to it, he won't respect for the "help"
This is the highest level of passiv aggression I've ever seen
“I see an increasing amount of pb and draw on my face”
he's probably gonna make a really good impression with that shirt
edit: i was right
No he is ugly. I am more handsome,
“Are you lying”
Breaking news: crime rate drops to 0
Why was that sniff at the beginning so perfect?!
I know this isn’t the point of the video but Sven is just really attractive
Handsome young man tbh
The Scooby-Doo shirt always gets the ladies.
@@foxhunt1079 That's what my mom told me too on my first day of school
@@hexcodeff6624 Did it work?
@@foxhunt1079 i guess we'll never know
I wonder if he drew on his face
Probably.... anyways watch my videos they are so much better.
Don't Watch My Video’s In your name, should videos be “Video’s” or “Videos”
Huh what?
I honestly could never keep such a straight face through this sketch
He looks like if Shaggy was a sound cloud rapper