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Iβm learning new words to watch out for
(Letβs) is one of them
Same, do you have any other words I need to watch out for?
@@clipboard. hmmmm I donβt think so
Lol or (help me) wash the dishes
yes
Hey Jiminie!
Mutual "simping" is no longer simping. Then it's just a healthy relationship. It's only simping when it's one-sided.
Co dependency is not healthy but I get what u are trying to say
Its can gone wrong since simping is extreme act of liking someone, but if they can control the mutual simping then its fine
@@JQ3B94 no one is talking about co dependancy you bot this is about basic reciprocation
Simps are desperate, needy, and are taken advantage of.
@@takeemout4357 Charlie Brown, ey?
Very legit on this one... totally...
In the wise words of Swoozie:
βDonβt make someone a priority if they only consider you as an optionβ
*mic drop*
Cat noir does not condone to this
Fax
Ok good advice *screenshots comment*
Ayoo my name is Lennox
β@@youryandere4734 El Gato Negroπ±βπ€
Swoozie: βIt is okay to simp for anyone if they simp backβ
Me: βIsnβt that just friendship?β
true
Or a relationship
True
This is the power of friendship
Exactly. One way simping is simping. Two way simping is a mutual relationship.
Simping is just one of the many symptoms of the catastrophic decline we've had in our social culture with humans essentially turning social media platforms (also phones and dating apps) into the center point of their life, making narcissism and sociopathy the psychological norm.
Ok
Sir this is a Wendys
Judging by the replies that you have received, this has gone over everybody else's head, we are screwed beyond repair.
βNobody talks about unbalanced friendships and simping for your friendsβ holy shit heβs right.
Damn that's me
βNobody ever talks about unbalanced friendships and us out here simping for our friendsβ thatβs some real shit
Felt this deeply.
3:02
I just noticed how dumb I am nowadays thanks to this guy.
I was simping for literally almost all my friends.
@zuccking wojewski most twitch simps know and understand to what degree they are simping, they don't care they just like it, kinda like masochics
i cut out the 'friends' who always needed something, but never had the time or resources to help me out in return.
Werent a lot of people left after.
I don't like "testing" friendships by cutting off communication. Many of my best friends, and even my boyfriend, have trouble remembering to text me back and it doesn't bother me at all. We arrange times to hang out in person and we evenly plan things and pay for things, so it's really and honestly forgetfulness.
Totally, I hate that too. It's not that I don't want to talk to somebody, it's just that I'm really forgetful and Im really socially awkward and don't know how to start the text. A lot of people are like that
It can also be due to mental health issues. People self-isolate and they can just not talk to anyone for months.
"Some people around you are going to celebrate you, some people are just going to tolerate you. And it's a very good idea to figure out who's going to do which."
Perfect.
If they βsimp for you backβ, youβre not simping! Youβre in a normal friendship/relationship! π
True
Amen ramen uwu
Dont read my PROFILΔ PICTURΓ¨ :)
This man Speaks the truth of the forbidden simping
That's pretty simpy bro - makes you both simps
When βHol up, wait a minuteβ is used, you know it bout to get cereal.
AS CEREAL AS CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH
Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear broks
.....
I waited and waited and it never happened..
Hol up, wait a minute, IT'S A 22.. PEW PEW PEW.. IT'S A 22. π€£π€£π€£
I just wanted him to say its a 22π
When I was in Middle School, There was a girl I liked a lot and all my friends knew it (Of course they kept it a secret.) I Told my dad about it and he told me to ask her out (like every father would) So the next week comes and I finally ask her to go to the movies with me, and she agrees. I felt so Happy and I wanted it to be perfect, when the movie ended, My father drove her home and I managed to get her Snap. We texted for about 2 weeks until she went dead silent On me.
3 Months Later...
Its July and I'm doing my thing and Playing in the summer heat, when out of know where she texts me and asks how I'm doing, I say I'm doing fine and that the summer heat was killing me, She replied same and asked if we could get some Ice Cream, I reluctantly agree and take her, when we got to B.R I order a simple ball of ice cream, While she gets 2 scoops with M&M's, Chocolate Sauce, and Sprinkles (I Paid 18 Dollars for both of us.) I eat mine and she eats hers and after a hour she goes home. I immediately start texting her and what shocks me was that after 1 week she went dead silent AGAIN.
5 Months pass...
Its Winter break and I'm at home chilling in my jammies, I get another text from her saying how she wants to "hang" with me and I ask what she wants to do, and she replies with bowling with her friends. When I heard this I was ready for my parents to take me, but my mom stops me and asks "Will she Be Paying for herself" And so being me I text her but she doesn't reply. I say she will and that I will have fun, When I arrive I hope out and meet her 3 other friends (ALL GIRLS BTW) And as where setting up and getting ready I do some math and the total comes to $126.37 for 3 games and pizza, I ask her and her friends for some money so that we can play, but she then whispers in my ear "We Forgot to bring Money" Hearing those words made me snap! I immediately start yapping on how come she didn't bring money and she looks me dead in the eyes and says "Your a Man, Just Pay for it so we can have fun!" I hated hearing that so much, I wiped around and told the man to cancel my order and I walked away to go home. While this is happening she's screaming in the back of my head for being the worst person in the world and how I have no manners for "ladies." I Call my dad and he comes to pick me up, As I hop in she screams at me and my dad "Your Son Is a Piece of $#!%" She continues to insult me until my dad decides to drive off. Half way Home My dad looks and sees that I'm upset and crying, He tells me that life can sometimes be a roller coaster of events and that I cant let any stop me from being happy.
I learned that day that in the world there will be cruel people who will lie just so they can use you, and its your job from deciding when you want it to end. -Kelly Dorlon 2018-2019
Bro, Iβve never been in that situation before but, damn, I feel sorry, hopefully your good now, and you definitely are more generous than most people, even if you were getting manipulated-ish
Yo my guy sorry about the bad experience with uh ... Girls
Life can be messed up sometimes but trust me u'll meet someone
"Some people are gonna celebrate you, some will just tolerate you" good way to put things in perspective
"It's ok to simp for somebody if they're gonna simp for you back."
wise words
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Wisest words in the west.
I ship it
Equality at its finest
*_99% won't see this but god bless you and have a wonderful day im a Storytime animator struggling to get 700 subs_*
Someone finally talking about simping that's not for relationships. So true Swoozie.ππππ
Literally everyone talks about that... Tf you on?
Ikr! I really needed to hear that, Iβve been hardcore simping for a friend recently
Yep
ye agree simping is mostly about guys simping for girls or the other way around but friend simping is a big issue
*_99% won't see this but god bless you and have a wonderful day im a Storytime animator struggling to get 700 subs_*
One of my favorite stories you've done. Matching both relationship and friendship energy is a must!
I need a counter of how many times this guy said βHolβup, wait a minute.β
You know it's serious when you hear
"Hol up, wait a minute"
Yep, its true
Something ainβt right
π¨π¨π¨
Uh oh
@@swoozie escrrrr
Swoozie, the man who will be 80 years old and still have like 7 stories we've never heard of
I will protect the like button it must stay at 200
Nevermind
220
It will stay at 220
@@IrisSnow 244 in a minute
I love the "hold up, wait a minute!" π
the βholdup wait a minβ had me weak lol
"it's ok to simp for somebody if they simp for u back"
adande that's not simping, that's friendship.
exactly
π€I never thought of it that way
Fr bruh
more like friendsimp
And then you end up in an awkward relationship where both of you are waiting for the other one to simp π
If simping is mutual then itβs just called a good friendship.
This is facts.
right?
just dont become that pda couple π³
Word
Yep, I feel like Swoozie is kinda throwing out the term too much.
I love your stories they always lift me up when Iβm having a bad day thanks for posting Swoozie β€οΈ
3:04 I have a friend, we go grab lunch together every now and then, there is always an argument who's gonna pay, we both want to be the one paying
Moral of the story: one sided relationships suck.
This needs more likes, spitting straight truthπππ
they do
Kelly k
I'm stuck in one and it's awful...
Moral of the story: be lonely
"I ain't nobodys Plan B. Either you choose me, or you lose me." Swoozie 2012. Still relevant.
Respect!
That mans been spitting
Ive been bored almost the entire day, but swoozies content has helped speed up my day. Thanks
Beautifully said. You're an educator bro! Doing the world a service.
The amount of times I heard swoozie say β I met this girlβ is outrages π
Your profile picture is my anime husbando. Just felt like saying that, lol.
same im like. How many girls does this dude know. And is still single. 12 years ago oki get it but the dude has insta models, buisnesswomen, other youtubers all in california which is a hotspot for girls and is still single.
@@sungod1384 not everyone wants a relationship dude
@@jordonkareem2486 true but he goes on dates and stuff. There is an obvious goal. Friends and then maybe something more.
@@sungod1384 You answered your own question. Why would he tie himself down to one person when he's got a buffet to choose from? Dating doesn't mean you are looking for a relationship.
βyouβre not gonna outfriend me!β π love the competitiveness.
Hi one shot your good at Fortnite but please can you play modern warfare
@@cxlturekingtjay9313 w
wish i had a friend like that i always over commit for my friends to do nothing lol
OMG I am the user interusername________ i am a huge fan have a good day
This is sooo me π
This was great advice not just for "simps" but all kinds of relationships.
Your videos help me understand general thought process of people who are more social media driven
"Its ok to SIMP for somebody, as long as they SIMP for you back."
-Swoozie 2020
He's spitting straight facts
@@K.O.zone. yesss
That ainβt a simp tho
@@therealboomshlamian700 True that's the point!!
Me: Iβm not a Simp.
Also Me: Why hasnβt she replied to my 15 text messages? She must be busy...
That was legit my ex to me
Lol
My ex would panic if I didn't respond to his several texts a minute
Iβm saying I threw breath mints at my ex and broke up with her in front of everyone for cheating that was a month ago till this day sheβs still tryna get back together π
But I already moved on π
"Some people around you are gonna celebrate you, some people are just gonna tolerate you, and its a very good idea to figure out who's gonna do which." - Swoozie
Actual facts.
6:26 This is an extremely great advice. I''ve reached a point whereby I am more happy being on my own and would seriously count who is deserving my attention.
I love how swoozie just used to tell us stories. Now he's just droppin facts.
103 likes and no reply damn
no ji
no jin
@@wakealise mmmmmm monke
Tru
I like the South Park quote, βA relationship isnβt 50-50, itβs 100-100.β
Yea well simps pay these women so much that they dont need a man. Weather it's on twitch or only fans or snap or anywhere else. These girls make enough to buy houses from simps that they dont care if they are alone. Simps allow them to get away with this stuff
What episode
Aye, iv taken the messages to heart and kinda work my life by these tips now swooz. Love your content, glad iv found the ppl who treat me like I treat them
thanks bro you made me relize more abt this world and made me think in the past abt this ppl that i talk to this day
I think I nodded my head more than laughed because this video made A LOT of sense. The whole seeing how many dead plants you've been watering is something I saw about a year ago, and I was shocked to see how dead the garden I was cultivating really was...
thats kinda sad man
Same
Feel you here buddy. I stopped texting friends and now I have one who consistently messages me and I, in return. Was disappointed, but satisfied to know the truth now
@@craiggamingmore270 sad but true.
@@vincentgirard4950 seriously, you realize how many people would 'disappear' or almost forget you existed if you didn't make your presence known by starting conversations.
Major difference between being celebrated and being tolerated swoozie dropping gems ppl
@Connor Hudson Taylor swift actually said the same thing on one of her new songs. Shit hits deep when ur tolerated and not celebrated
@@JustSt3f And I swear it's one of the best songs I've ever heard. Hits different
I like the way you put everything its very well explained keep it up!
This content is so fun! You actually teach us something useful about topics we rarely learn about! This is like school but fun!
If you treat her like a celebrity, sheβll treat you like a fan.
if u make her giggle u can make the cheeks jiggle
If you steal a comment, get tf outta here
How do you have time to comment on every KRplus video ever? Lol
Shut up and get tf outta here
Fame hunger
Can we appreciate how this mans always stay dressin
It pretty fresh
π₯π₯π₯π₯
Obsessed with his style
Yes
Don't fuck with the shoes
I can relate with the simping for friends, its a real thing when you are someone that puts 100% in every relationship
You are a wise person. Love the channel, nice work!
"Some people are gonna celebrate you and some people are gonna tolerate you"
~Swoozie Sensei
This guy always has a valid lesson never disappoints
You sound like a great guy. It's good to have a heart like that and to try to protect it for those who are looking for the same type of thing. You'll find that there aren't that many ppl like you but you also might just change the hearts of those that come into contact with you and that's awesome.
this is the best advice ive had in a while thanks man
We NEED a follow up on the girl that bought you that game. She a real one
No lies detected
@@swoozie Does this mean you will?
Seriously she's the real deal
True, but what if it was a plot to get him to buy the pc later like a "I'ma help him out then hope he helps me out with this more expensive item since I scratched his back".
Either way though both were happy in the end.
@@blackkyurem720 I don't think that was the point, she didn't ask for the PC. She only put it on her status
"It's okay to simp for somebody if they're gonna simp for you back" - I agree
@Garrett Jerden me too :Dd
Dude thanks this video helped me realize theres some people who i think are my friends but might be just talking to me because i can do them favors seriously thanks a lot i love your videos
YO BRO
you are amazing
My vocabulary isnt good enough to express how much i love the way talk
I remember being a simp. Iβm glad I learned from my mistakes.
Same.
*nope*
Yea me too
You are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy
I was a total simp in high school. Now I see most women as good looking, but not worth my time. Perhaps one day I'll make a true connection, but not now.
imma a little late to the party, but this video changed my life. this is ideal content. Love you swooze!
Yeah its so frustrating I always initiate conversations when I connect with someone but they never contact me, it makes me feel sad because I put in the effort to get to know them but they have no interest in me as a person. Ultimately I always just cut it off by not contacting them and giving them the chance to initiate which they never do. I don't care if people don't find me super interesting but I do care that nobody puts in any effort to get to know me even when I dive deep into conversation with them and help them talk out deep stuff.
I like how he says ββ hold up wait a minute β
Itβs a coppa
He also says Iβm just super sayian
Issa 22
@@mash4. pHew PhEw Phew
Something ainβt right
this is how many people felt bad for the dog
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Luck
I literally used that same example on myself thinking this chick made me happy whenever she was around I went from a happy dog to a simp dog RIP
Jaren Groves cats are sooo much better
Not me could care less
@Jaren Groves maaaate
0:06 In Chinese the word simp is literally the combination of "lick" and"dog" lol
This video is so freaking wholesome in that second half
"All men are kings"
"If he breathes....he's a SIIIIMMMMPPPPPP!!!!!!"
Most underrated comment ever
Merryweather
Wheres my lightsaber
I still can't believe i am friends with an internet celebrity
My my how the tables have turned
βItβs ok to simp if they are simping for youβ that is called a relationship/friendship/companionship not simping
Ahhh... the good ole' dayz!
Silly or foolish is the meaning of simp
Yeah the word Simp is overused and lost its meaning
no shit
Yes, the word βsimpβ lost itβs meaning due to lifeless 8 yr olds. I agree.
I really enjoyed this... Wasn't sure what to expect but I was pleasantly surprised by the healthy perspective. That tweet is awesome.
the explanation at the start really helped me i knew what simp meant but i had trouble explaining it to people
she drove out and got you the game, that's a queen.
Queen and wifey material for sure
Hold up were you even watching the video swoozie ya sure simp if they simp back to you but it's always good to have a modicum of caution bc you don't know what ppl do did will do i was personally thinking how sus and sketch that is bc a favour is a favor but it's never that simple
@Thats Cap hah now ain't that interesting way to put it but also did the swooze make the moves like reel talk you don't spend that kinda money unless it's on a girl so like was swoozie feeling her i wonder
You don't know what people do did will do... Anyone else's head hurt after reading that comment? π€£π€ͺπ€¦ββοΈ
@@yangosakurai7505 if it hurt your head you read enough to know it hurts your head so why not just say what you really want to say internet is a free and open space ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
My guy swoozie up in here exposing EVERYBODY
Right hahah like Just @ me already ππππ
not me
Everybody who simped
loving the outfit youre killing it dude
Iβm not sure if I seen this video before but it really got me rethinking my friendship I have
βItβs okay to simp for somebody if you simp for them back.β
Swoozie-
2020
Well im lil cunfused bc simping for each other ISNT SIMPING ):0
@@truccthicc2525 itβs called two people loving each other and not trying to act like they donβt
@@thomasalbrecht35 well ur right but simping for each other is technaly not simping but ur right so yay
Itβs not simping at that point if youβre both βsimpingβ for each other.
tHaTs sOme gOoD WiSdOm
Yep, it's called a healthy and happy relationship. People are now misusing the word Simp an insane amount.
@@Tiberious_Of_Elona pretty sure that's the joke. It has even become a meme.
@@Tiberious_Of_Elona a man named felix started this
-Swoozie 2020
facts. did this 2 years ago and a lot of people stopped responding/needed me for money. glad I did that and made new friends
This is super helpfull and actualy made me realise my βfriendβ might not be an actual friend
Jesus. I'm just trying to be friends with Swoozie. Not to out buy each other. I'm too broke for that. But he seems actually genuine LOL
βName any show and I will watch all of itβ
*O N E P I E C E*
*D R A G O N B A L L*
Just go for a talk show like "The Late Show" or something. That will take forever to watch all the episodes of.
Hehehehehe hahahahahahahahahahaha cough cough oh god my throat watch Tokyo ghoul
@Lumi Z 10/10 one of the best animeβs hands down and you will enjoy it. Oh and also the main character cries a lot.
*The Simpsons*
I used to be a simp. Because people mocking me called me a cuck (which I very much wasn't) I rejected the more obvious point that I was in a horrifically unbalanced relationship.
Unironically the "name me a series and I'll watch the trailer for it" is a great strategy to bail out on saying you're gonna watch a show out of politeness.
Swoozie: "hold up wait a minute"
Me: "it's a chopper"
its a 22 πππ
FACTSSSS
Underated comment ππ½
why did i see this comment as soon as that part came on
Dont read my PROFILΔ PICTURΓ¨ :)
βstop texting first and see how many dead plants youβre wateringβ WOOF whoever said that is a philosopher
I dont see your videos often, but when I do, it's always a valuable life lesson I wish I'd've learned earlier.
βOut simp meβ lmao π€£ is a vibe
This rant about βunbalanced friendshipsβ makes me sad. Every friendship Iβve ever had have been unbalanced... :β)
Same honestly, thatβs why I have no problem cutting people off as soon as I realize that itβs happening once again
Most people want an unbalanced relationship...in their favor.
For reals, who wants to break even when they can make a profit?
I feel this so bad. As soon as I stopped texting first every time, most of my friendships fell flat on their face.
Same. I feel called out but at the same time, I'm glad someone brought attention to it.
WAT I'LL BE YO FRIEND U GOTTA PS4?
"It's okay to simp for somebody if they simp for you back" That's just called a highly dedicated relationship
Simp
Idk why but I canβt stop watching your videos π€£
This is the first time watching your videos and your animation is hilarious, I love it!
One thing I respect about Swoozie is the fact that he values friendships over relationships because some people are truly messed up and don't care about you or you feeling. This has been an eye opener
True. Sometimes they only cares about themselves and how other people can benefit them.
That's something i can respect
When you simp and they simp back
The simping cancels out because you both got something from the other person
Otherwise known as a good relationship
Yes
Relationships are just reciprocated simping
Yes exactly
@Black Ninja nah, it's a considerate lifestyle. I got more than one friend circles and they're so active. If I died I do believe I will be missed. Just think of all the hearts you can touch. The more people at ur funeral, the higher ur score π
@Black Ninja I was being a dummy at the end sorry for not being wholefully serious. But yeah dude that's a wonderful take on the highs of enjoying life, for us maybe it could take very little to bring happiness, for others it could be a lot of material things, in the end i just hope the regrets don't ever kick in for any of us
This man has unlocked the secrets of life
Itβs not simping if itβs reciprocated, because if itβs reciprocated then itβs a healthy relationship, but if it isnβt you are just wasting your life on a fraction of a fraction of someone elseβs world.
"It's okay to simp if they're simping back," is weird but excellent relationship advice
The problem is lack of reciprocation, not just the adoration
When a girl watches a few seasons of walking dead over the weekend just because you mentioned you were gonna watch it, sheβs a keeper
I live by this
Yessir
Man if she finished all them seasons without judgement, especially season 2 on that goddamn farm. That's more than simp, that's thirst
Mr J True Lol
@Dinoboy Skittles S.I.M.P
its good to see that ur not totally blinded with friendship...π
this man spiting strait fax
this guy is the CEO of " HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE"
This guy is the CEO of Beta male providers. My friend zoned. He needs to go watch some AMS videos immediately.
Simping, flirting, and being manipulated/taken advantage of are different things just so you guys know the difference.
Simping - Devoting yourself to someone in hopes of holding a small amount of significance in their life. Truth is, you dont.
Flirting - When both parties mutually consents to eachother bonding in a romantic physical or verbal way.
Manipulative - The other person leading you on by using means of physical or verbal attraction to make you think or act a certain way regardless of whether you're simping or not.
Bruh
@@JordanWheeler1999 yeh
I'm not gonna try and bring too much drama here but. Your definition of manipulative kind of matches what the pride community does. Well at least on Roblox. I see on Roblox these Pride Ads talking about how great it is the be homosexual, yeah that's great but. You're leaving out all the bad stuff about it. Hate speech, discrimination, depression, anxiety, hypocrisy, etc. Like you said for the definition, "other person leading you on by using means of physical or verbal attraction to make you think or act a certain way".
@@wordeddown9536 so is that a good thing or a bad thing that my definition matches this roblox ad or whatever? I don't play roblox so i wouldn't know.
@@JustADudeDoingSomething Its bad.
Lets get this straight. Being kind and being a simp is a different thing.
Really needed to watch this video at this point in my life