Got to tell you the truth here but why does cute girls go out with ugly guys getting ugly childs while cute men go out with ugly girls and the girls are whores
For real tho, Swoozie broke the Bro Code by hooking up with his friend's sister, THEN giving that friend the evidence while the sister AND THEIR DAD are there.
@@SupremeMarioGamer Of course. Bro Code subsection 39-C: If a bro does in fact hook up with his bro's sister, he shall not provide evidence of said hooking up in front of his bro's father and sister.
I swear sWooZie has lost his virginity but he's just not telling us. Then in 10 years we're gonna get a notification saying "How I actually lost my V-Card 20 years ago"
As a big sister, I see my brother’s friends as little kids. He’s 25 and they still look like little kids. Every time I see them I’m like “Oh, look how much you’ve grown!” 😂
sWooZie videos are like MCU films; you've gotta look closely for Easter eggs from previous videos (even ones from YEARS ago). Bet we'll get an Endgame story in a video someday where ALL of these girls are involved in a big adventure with sWooZie
True story: when I was about 7 years old or so I would play UNO with my family. I was a master UNO player so much so I never lost. Not a single game and it pissed them off so bad. Howevet it was not because I was good at UNO. ..... ( hee hee evil laugh) i learned early on as a child that the gloss on the back of thr UNO cards would reflect the colors on the edges of the back side. The kitchen table had a light above it. So I could faintly see green or yellow whatever reflect. The irony was the more they tried to hide there cards bending them in. The more I could see the color. If I saw no color I knew it was a uno card. 😂 They never figured it out and thought I was some uno card playing savant lol
"she was probably living next door to me while she was single, but that's the problem; you cute girls never come outside!" -Swoozie Truer words have never been spoken. Hardest truth to except for guys looking to flirt. This man is a legend.
Glad the facade has come down though and he's admitting to hooking up, because all this "all we did is make-out" noise was getting eye-roll worthy. Like homes, you can admit it, we already know.
So the whole 'Cute Girl Next Door' thing was just a diversion to be all like: *"Oh, BTW: I made out something fierce with my best bud's sister!"* Smooth, Swoozie... smooth.
Mighty Mad - :insert sinister laugh here: well Mia lived in my neighborhood so she was not nexttttt door but a few doors down. And it wasn’t looking like Jessica was gonna make me her side piece any time soon
We all ain't gonna talk about how Swoozie got a list of all the girls he's ever hooked up with? He out here tryna make us think he ain't playin games in these streets. But he's playin.
Swear man, either Swoozie is putting up a front about not... *REALLY* hooking up with all these girls in his life, or he's a real life protagonist in his own Harem anime. Its either one or the other. Just waiting for some massive time skip where the dude vanishes off the face of the earth, pops back up with a wife and 3 kids.
I feel like at some point we've heard about her but I could be getting him mixed up with another KRplusr. Either way after seeing your comment I'm unsure and am now questioning the whole thing.
Omg Swoozie??? We used to be MySpace friends in like 2005!!!! Holy shit!!! We used to talk on the phone too!!!! 😭 you probably don’t remember me cuz it was so long ago lol but I just randomly came across one of your videos and was like... no way. Nooo way. I’m mind blown right now!!!
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One does not, simply, lose... 10 UNO games in a row. 😅
I do... when we actually make it to 10 games without killing each other
Apparently he hasn't met me before
@Fuck off Why are you replying to every comment
@@artinsaphire3081
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I love how the girl next door had absolutely nothing to do with the story lmao
Jamel Macon Mia is the girl next door
Jamel Macon she did because why would he call it "the girl next door"
Tonick Cyclic the girl next door had nun to do with the story it was prolly clickbait
Exactly
😂😂
See you guys again when Swoozie needs to pay his rent
DeDankest David 😂😂😂
DeDankest David on g
Yup
🤣🤣
Damn 😂😂😂
“La la la la la I’m just washing my Mitsubishi Eclipse”
😂😂😂😂😂
Na that 1993
Toyota surpa
@@lilkakashi4963 IS THAT A SUPRA BRO
Omg that a supra
@@lilkakashi4963 can you explain this supra meme plesse
Nah 2008 Honda
"she was starting to give me the eye"
Her:
👁️👄👁️
*You know she's a pretty girl*
when she is drawn Anime style
Duchi 😂😂😂 100%
Duchi m.soundcloud.com/king-ace-736196096/move-back
yo but the story had straight u nuthin to do with her
😂🤣
big facts
Well then, I guess it was "Uno and Despicable me" before " Netflix and Chill."
Got to tell you the truth here but why does cute girls go out with ugly guys getting ugly childs while cute men go out with ugly girls and the girls are whores
This is gold
For real tho, Swoozie broke the Bro Code by hooking up with his friend's sister, THEN giving that friend the evidence while the sister AND THEIR DAD are there.
In 2020 it’s gonna become Uno fortnite edition and despicable me 4
@@SupremeMarioGamer Of course. Bro Code subsection 39-C: If a bro does in fact hook up with his bro's sister, he shall not provide evidence of said hooking up in front of his bro's father and sister.
Is everyone else on a lockdown sWooZie marathon too?
You know it!
Ella McElherron yupppp
No
Eyyyyy gang gang 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Maybeeeee
“HELLOOO THE NEGRO’S HERE” literally sounds like me announcing myself
I swear sWooZie has lost his virginity but he's just not telling us. Then in 10 years we're gonna get a notification saying "How I actually lost my V-Card 20 years ago"
Yea and I bet it’s from Mia
💀 Dead ass
@@ianvillaluz8279 "She got more aggressive as she got older"
Something DEFINITELY happened passed kissing.
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 lol you mean- never mind
Me realizing that Mia’s name isn’t Megan but it’s not Mia either
lol what Is it
Kehlani Spencer idk lol
Swoozie voicing the female characters cracks me up
The illanet is something that Swoozie needs to be on more
Benjamin haden m.soundcloud.com/king-ace-736196096/move-back
No no no u dont hunderstand he online eryday boi on instagram
Swoozie:don’t tell anybody about our uno game!!
Swoozie: talks about it on KRplus
🤣
😆😂😂😂
“Gary lives 10 houses down,
… so I drive over.”
😂
0:58 "La la la la la, just washing my washing my Mitsubishi Eclipse. He ha he ha he." 😂😂😂
“I’m warning you.... chill”😂
Yooooooooooooo sWooZie noticed me😨
Congrats
akeem smiley cool
"I could be her side man"
Dang he's really changed, Swoozie 4 years ago wouldnt go anywhere near that.
Hard, I'm like low key sad that he's strayed away from those values
why is everyone here just now?
did we all just re-find sWooZie?
Yupp
Yes.
I haven’t seen swoozie in a decade
Fr
*Cute Girl exists*
*swoozie:*
Imma about end her whole relationship
Lmfao
lol
Eljo Kuka to not fuck don’t forget 😂🤦🏾♂️
EARLLLLLY
but no for real... how often are u guys outside in front ur house just chillin?
Not that often.
I actually started going outside to catch a kitten I caught him I'm back inside now😂.
Everyday I hang out with people in my neighborhood
sWooZie i’m usually just chilling in the car vibing for a few minutes after i pull up in the driveway
Very often
Swooziieeee I used to watch you aaaallll the time in high school, you’re still the same !😭🤣😂🤣 love it
Gary watchin this rn is heated
"hello, the negro's here!"
- sWooZie 2019
Me when I surprise attack the kkk
*Remember when he always said he'd wait until marriage?* Haha, that disappeared.
Swoozie is basically the g rated version of Kevin Hart
As a big sister, I see my brother’s friends as little kids. He’s 25 and they still look like little kids. Every time I see them I’m like “Oh, look how much you’ve grown!” 😂
“Helllooooo the negreo’s herreeee” took me tf out 😭
See u guys in 2021 when Swoozie decides he needs us again 😭😭
I love how he’s playing Just Dance 2020 in the beginning 😂
1:00 my favorite laugh ever
This nigga done had 80,000 relationships
sWooZie videos are like MCU films; you've gotta look closely for Easter eggs from previous videos (even ones from YEARS ago). Bet we'll get an Endgame story in a video someday where ALL of these girls are involved in a big adventure with sWooZie
i hope it will be on pornhub
Nikolaj Overgaard wtf
Nikolaj Overgaard what no
Nikolaj Overgaard YOOOOOOO💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😂🤣💀
Sl4ayd e
"Not today Satan"
1:00 BRO I HAVE AN ECLIPSE HAHA THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😂😂😂
Yo at this point I feel like Swoozy’s just makin up all this shit lmao
At “I pulled out the list” I 100% knew he was. No one does that, that’s just ridiculous.
You want to know your problem
"That illinet turned all y'all girls into hermits" -SwooZie 2019
Imma miss this art style
Yeah this art style is why I subbed because it's simplistic. I love the new one though.
The cute girl had nothing to do with the story.
What was the point of adding the Jessica thing? 😂
Looks like she is washing her car with a peanut 😂 0:59
Corey Jones m.soundcloud.com/king-ace-736196096/move-back
Corey Jones lmaoo I just noticed tht
Hello de negro here lmao😂 2:10
this man was 2 months away from APPRECIATING the hot girls staying inside
“The Internet (illanet) turn everybody into hermits”
OK BOOMER
Why must you end this man's life in such a brutal way smh 😢
oof there’s no coming back from that, swoozie
Ok zoomer
He said illinet*
He's not a Boomer though
True story: when I was about 7 years old or so I would play UNO with my family. I was a master UNO player so much so I never lost. Not a single game and it pissed them off so bad. Howevet it was not because I was good at UNO. ..... ( hee hee evil laugh) i learned early on as a child that the gloss on the back of thr UNO cards would reflect the colors on the edges of the back side. The kitchen table had a light above it. So I could faintly see green or yellow whatever reflect. The irony was the more they tried to hide there cards bending them in. The more I could see the color. If I saw no color I knew it was a uno card. 😂 They never figured it out and thought I was some uno card playing savant lol
Omg saving this for later ty
Lol
"she was probably living next door to me while she was single, but that's the problem; you cute girls never come outside!" -Swoozie
Truer words have never been spoken. Hardest truth to except for guys looking to flirt. This man is a legend.
How many chics has this dude been with
At least 2
Glad the facade has come down though and he's admitting to hooking up, because all this "all we did is make-out" noise was getting eye-roll worthy. Like homes, you can admit it, we already know.
@@Quintori wait he admitted?? When?
So the whole 'Cute Girl Next Door' thing was just a diversion to be all like:
*"Oh, BTW: I made out something fierce with my best bud's sister!"*
Smooth, Swoozie... smooth.
He literally just told us about how salty he is to lose Uno 10 times.
Mighty Mad - :insert sinister laugh here: well Mia lived in my neighborhood so she was not nexttttt door but a few doors down. And it wasn’t looking like Jessica was gonna make me her side piece any time soon
@@swoozie Hey I get that - playa gotta play! 😁
sWooZie they usually got something up anyways. Not worth the trouble
“Nonononono not tuday satan not tuday” swoozie ended up succumbing anyway 😂😂
Calling UNO a game of chance was your first mistake, young padawan.
i love how this video had nothing to do with his neighbor
The laughter of the girl washing the car 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely love how he says
"Nonono not today Satan."
Then 10 games after
*Intense making out*
She puts on descipable me as background noise 😂😂😂😂
“Hello the negro is here” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't relate, I never had anyone next door out here in my forest
sWooZie: down to 3 cards
Her: has 10
Her: draw 2 ,draw 2 ,draw 2 ,reverse ,skip ,reverse reverse ,UNO
sWooZie: dang it
She lucky 😂
Gary: Why’s my sister’s name in here? Swoozie: Bombaclat.
nah thats young don the sauce god they should collab again tbh
We all ain't gonna talk about how Swoozie got a list of all the girls he's ever hooked up with? He out here tryna make us think he ain't playin games in these streets. But he's playin.
Fun4U - I was framed. Clearly
@@swoozie the lies continue. 😂
Swooz was scared that man Gary would take his revenge 😂
Gary watching this be like:👁👄👁
For that VERY reason, I purposefully always refer to them as "sister" and "kid" just to further reiterate the distance and line.
"would i be okay if gary hooked up with my sister... BUNOMUMOMUMOMONUM we just start going at it"
This don’t have anything to do w the cute girl next door
Damn everybody coming to this video at the same tome? Is everyone on a swoozie binge?
No I used to binge his shit all the time but I just remembered him so now I’m here😁
"Hey the negro is here." followed up "I say something so I dont get shot" broo
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Swoozie: Hides his sister when any of his guy friends come over
AnthonyOnaGrind he rarely mentions her 😂
This meme needs to DIE! It’s not funny or clever, seriously come up with something better 😡
So we gone act like he wasn’t gone for like.... Ever????
Swear man, either Swoozie is putting up a front about not... *REALLY* hooking up with all these girls in his life, or he's a real life protagonist in his own Harem anime. Its either one or the other. Just waiting for some massive time skip where the dude vanishes off the face of the earth, pops back up with a wife and 3 kids.
He's just a guy who hits on a lot of women, with maybe a 50:50 chance.
The Mitsubishi Eclipse 😂
The moral of this story is: Adande sucks at uno
“I could be her side piece. Ain’t nothing wrong with that”
Ain’t that the truth 😅
everythin wrong with it
I like how his notes of people’s hes hooked up with has Lara Croft in it
From a cute girl next door to breaking bro code #54 u may CANNOT hook up or date a bro’s sister or ex gf
XXI_Mute 24 you basically gotta marry her at that point
Ex gf I understand, but if the sister is into you you have to do your duty, and lay pipe
U may cannot 😂😂
he rly juked us with that jessica part
Swoozie: We CaNt TeLl AnYoNe
ALSO swoozie: MAKES A VIDEO ON IT 😂😂😂
Oh wait Gary found out 💀💀💀
Alright boys it’s time too watch other youtubers for 2 months and come back to find only one new video from sWooZie
Adanté...did no one catch that??🤣😂
Where can I purchase this Playstation Quatro that you speak of?
I have one
Any game store
Lmao. Get me one if you find one
@@Tdugg it's a ps4
Quatro means four in Spanish
Cuatro*
Ok but like I'm just realising this hasn't got anything to do with the gorl next door to Swoozie but him flexing about smooching his friend's sister 🤣
Anyone here bored enjoying the vids???
"I'm ok with being her side piece". Damn dude you used to be so innocent :o
Swoozie is the goat of abstinence im proud
Little do you know, I *bet there's a girl next door thinking, "wow, there's a cute guy next door..."*
SHES THE GIRL NEXT DOOR NICE BUT NOT IN A HEART THATS PURE
SHES THE GIRL NEXT DOOR, JUST FOR MEEEEE
I would have a list of all the people I've hooked up with, but you cant save empty notes
This man looks at girls the way a lion sees a zebra.
I'mma yell "THE NEGROS HERE!" whenever I enter a library from now on
HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MANY CHANNELS ESPECIALLY MR BEAST 😯
Bruh you broke the Bro Code
zeroboneX is he a virgin?
WTF?
Bro’s before hoes
@@vitaminctornado8 hell ya
This is how much girls sWooZie used to have
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*Cough* *Cough*
Begging for likes on a youtube comment-
*Cough* *Cough*
who else has been subscribed to swoozie for years and had no idea that he had a sister
You know what, you're right
I was surprised to hear that too. I feel lied to.
I feel like at some point we've heard about her but I could be getting him mixed up with another KRplusr. Either way after seeing your comment I'm unsure and am now questioning the whole thing.
"wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg StEp BrO"
"ThAt So WrOnG!"
LmAo
2:47 The *cartoonist* makes the foreground blurry for depth. Genius.
Omg Swoozie??? We used to be MySpace friends in like 2005!!!! Holy shit!!! We used to talk on the phone too!!!! 😭 you probably don’t remember me cuz it was so long ago lol but I just randomly came across one of your videos and was like... no way. Nooo way. I’m mind blown right now!!!
sweet nova bee woah
Sick
sweet nova bee no happen
Thats pretty cool.
Did anyone else notice this video almost had nothing to do with the girl next door?
He just... let you in his daughter's room...
Doing that peanut butter and jelly time dance in the intro...lol. I just learned about Swoozie. Glad I'm so late. I've been binging like a mug...lol
Haha I watched a little bit of him years ago and recently started again and have tons of content to watch it's awesome
Odd lol, but I miss these simple ol’ animations..
Remember when Swoozie was talking bout saving himself for marriage? 💀 lmao good times 😂
He didn’t “hook up” hook up with them, probs just made out with them
he means saving his "children" for marriage i guees he thinks making out with 20 girls is any better i dunno lmao
pretty he just says no sex before marriage, though i'm pretty sure he's gotten as close as humanely possible
Him hooking up with girls means kissing not sex