Worst Theme Park "trip" EVER

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  • 게시일 2022. 02. 12.
  • When I tried this stuff years ago it made me paranoid. Seems not a lot has changed.
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  • @tamiamoore2467
    @tamiamoore2467 3 개월 전 +176

    Dasani will make you more thirsty than a Popeyes biscuit 😭

    • @idk_3604
      @idk_3604 2 개월 전 +10

      nah 7 days ago and bro got pinned

  • @wan.gito6000
    @wan.gito6000 2 년 전 +4954

    "I feel gooder than a mug"
    -Swoozie 2022

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 년 전 +2

      Broddie U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

    • @ImJustMomo
      @ImJustMomo 2 년 전 +80

      but hungrier than a hostage 😭😭

    • @YvngE14
      @YvngE14 2 년 전 +1

      Damn pinned already

    • @susengineer5767
      @susengineer5767 2 년 전 +20

      "these dudes dont look normal, they look like plants"

    • @theholychurchofgog3848
      @theholychurchofgog3848 2 년 전 +20

      “But I’m hungrier then a hostage”
      -Swoozie 2022

  • @ExploDjinn
    @ExploDjinn 2 년 전 +9879

    I really hope the people you interacted with at the park see this and have a moment of realization. This was a highly amusing story.

    • @thisjustin77
      @thisjustin77 2 년 전 +293

      "highly"

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 년 전 +65

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

    • @darwin3315
      @darwin3315 2 년 전 +53

      @@squeeli123 nobody gives a shit

    • @Harakatheboye
      @Harakatheboye 2 년 전 +22

      @@squeeli123 aint nobody care dawg

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 2 년 전 +1

      @@darwin3315 i know that's right. You ain't told a lie yet today.

  • @Chat4fash
    @Chat4fash 2 년 전 +7754

    I think it was the Dasani not the candy bro don’t drink that lol

  • @rasengan1544
    @rasengan1544 2 년 전 +341

    I Think its funnier to think that they were just letting Swoozie use the employee bathroom the whole time. And that's why employees kept coming in lol

    • @destineewilson1983
      @destineewilson1983 년 전 +39

      Ayooo. Was he really high on autopoliet strolling into the employee bathrooms

    • @darthestar8791
      @darthestar8791 6 개월 전 +6

      @@destineewilson1983Probably!!! 😅😂😅😂

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache

    This dude has the wildest stories fr, he'll never run out of stories to tell his grandchildren

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 년 전 +1

      Yur U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

    • @Fireclaw5588
      @Fireclaw5588 2 년 전 +17

      @@26mic fuck up

    • @edsheeransleftnut8615
      @edsheeransleftnut8615 2 년 전 +9

      @@26mic Just seeing your thumbnails and titles made my laughter go away at the speed of light

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 년 전 +2

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

    • @TyleranimationsTheAnimater
      @TyleranimationsTheAnimater 2 년 전 +1

      right

  • @XNDL44
    @XNDL44 2 년 전 +4582

    Even while trippin balls this man still makes time to interact with fans. What a legend

    • @sternum6215
      @sternum6215 2 년 전 +6

      Omg tamama :,)

    • @XNDL44
      @XNDL44 2 년 전 +6

      @@sternum6215 Sgt Frog is a gem for comedy anime

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 2 년 전 +17

      Virgin: gets stoned and hurts people
      Chad: gets stoned and hugs people

    • @nickcabrera3087
      @nickcabrera3087 2 년 전 +7

      Is it still considered tripping if its not a psychedelic though?

    • @jorgemendez5952
      @jorgemendez5952 년 전 +10

      @@nickcabrera3087 no cause u don’t trip from non psychedelics, he was just extremely stoned

  • @pixiebubbles2628
    @pixiebubbles2628 2 년 전 +878

    I was 100% expecting that "candy" was like birth control or laxatives, not smelly grass 😂

  • @StickyFangGaming
    @StickyFangGaming 2 년 전 +3926

    Lesson of the day kids: Don’t eat candy that taste like dookie. This man almost opened his third eye 😂

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 년 전 +2

      But U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

    • @sirsmoothbrain3628
      @sirsmoothbrain3628 2 년 전 +27

      @@26mic can u like not advertise your videos on someone else's content I get it, this dude's content makes your content look like garbage. Because it is. So can you just not

    • @VeryGoodEggs12
      @VeryGoodEggs12 2 년 전 +11

      @@26mic you’re not as funny as you think

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 년 전 +3

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

    • @VeryGoodEggs12
      @VeryGoodEggs12 2 년 전 +14

      @@squeeli123 I just love when I don’t see people like you in comment sections. It really makes my day

  • @EudoxiaMysteries
    @EudoxiaMysteries 2 년 전 +1661

    8:55 thanks for your impressive flush imitation

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  2 년 전 +372

      I’ve been practicing. Thank u for noticing!

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 년 전 +13

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

    • @JohnSmith-np3cd
      @JohnSmith-np3cd 2 년 전 +27

      @@squeeli123 -.- shut

    • @theepicguy6506
      @theepicguy6506 년 전

      @@JohnSmith-np3cd fr tho

  • @famg_films
    @famg_films 2 년 전 +26

    2:28 "How do you feel?" "heh hamujanejflsjauoirogoajdhgrrere yes i feel gooder than a mug."

  • @michaeljensen8206
    @michaeljensen8206 2 년 전 +201

    i really thought this was going to end by swoozie saying the reason he kept running into workers in the bathroom was bc he kept going into the employee bathrooms 😂

  • @jasmine-eq3so
    @jasmine-eq3so 2 년 전 +5023

    there is no reason i should have been just as stressed as you were listening to this 🤣🤣

  • @smbenga2
    @smbenga2 2 년 전 +1702

    Swoozie was about to say the edible wasn’t doing anything, then Dr. Strange separated his physical and astral forms 😂

    • @thnzxc
      @thnzxc 2 년 전 +2

      😂😂😂😂😂👍

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 년 전 +4

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

    • @MaxCE
      @MaxCE 2 년 전 +19

      @@squeeli123 well looks like you aint getting them this time

    • @d3pthstrider
      @d3pthstrider 2 년 전

      Yesssirrrr

    • @MxCP11
      @MxCP11 2 년 전 +2

      Sent swoozie to the mirror dimension

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 2 년 전 +210

    I was on the receiving end of a hard trip like this with my wife. She didn't get crazy, but she was in a total daze, forgot who she was, and even at one point asked me who *I* was. 😂 Best part? This was when we were still long distance dating, so all I could do was stay on the line while she slept it off. She passed out and I minimized the tab and played on the computer until about 3 am when she woke up much more sober. On the plus side, her dad told me he was mad impressed with my patience and support. 😎

    • @ObviousGoat2
      @ObviousGoat2 6 개월 전 +1

      Yo I hope y’all I still together bro

  • @kelbimckinley8042
    @kelbimckinley8042 2 년 전 +55

    HIGHLY recommend getting intoxicated and watching this. Makes it SO FUNNY 😂😂

  • @nun_ya_bizz
    @nun_ya_bizz 2 년 전 +532

    Paranoia hits hard with that stuff. As soon as I heard you question why the guy was in the restroom I knew it was only gonna get worse.

    • @fluffysl1p3rs24
      @fluffysl1p3rs24 년 전 +4

      I’ll give u a phantom like cause I don’t wanna change the number

    • @xpertg5570
      @xpertg5570 년 전 +8

      Used to enjoy weed but it just started giving me anxiety so i just quit.....so much better just staying sober

  • @danielarsenault85
    @danielarsenault85 2 년 전 +2442

    I NEED TO FIND THAT VIDEO of him in the table 😂

  • @jaycchiefs9026
    @jaycchiefs9026 년 전 +7

    11:19 “thats because its not your phone”😭 im smacked rn & this part sent me😂😂😂

  • @MasochisticMaiden
    @MasochisticMaiden 2 년 전 +20

    I ate 5 of these “candies” and went to Santa Monica pier…it hit as soon as I passed the McDonalds leading to the entrance.
    I was tripping hard and decided to ride everything but it was like I was in a simulation, time moved super slow but I was so happy 😅✨
    I ate what can only be described as the best funnel cake ever but I was just so aware of everything in this simulation. It was kind of like purgatory but I was pretty happy.

  • @simeofficial23
    @simeofficial23 2 년 전 +1571

    YOURE WAY TOO FUNNY. Literally get me through my days my guy!

    • @RandomStreak-eo
      @RandomStreak-eo 2 년 전 +10

      The video isn't even finished 😭

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 년 전

      U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me sweet

    • @nathan9901
      @nathan9901 2 년 전 +4

      @@26mic you've done nothing but say this for like all your comments. Stop self promoting bro nobody likes that

    • @nathan9901
      @nathan9901 2 년 전 +2

      @@meeper4927 delete your channel.

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 년 전

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

  • @elissacousland44
    @elissacousland44 2 년 전 +2878

    Everyone else: *starstruck because they're seeing Swooz and they wanna keep an eye on him because they're excited*
    Swooz: *THEY'RE TRYNA ARREST ME*

  • @DrRiverWho
    @DrRiverWho 2 년 전 +13

    The one time I met swoozie I could not stop talking about it all day. Like everyone at my workplace knew I was hyped that day. And he wasn’t even working in my direct section. I heard his name called and my head was on a swivel. Love your videos man!!! I did say hello and thank you and told him he was amazing.

  • @owlover2437
    @owlover2437 2 년 전 +11

    I find it slightly funny that your friend girl kept asking you what was wrong, when clearly you were high out of your mind with her gummies lol

  • @thestapler
    @thestapler 2 년 전 +1360

    I can't even imagine doing edibles at an amusement park. Took a 50g gummi just chillin at home one weekend and that thing had me sinking into my furniture and seeing sound waves.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 년 전 +3

      WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear the

    • @WyvernRex2099
      @WyvernRex2099 2 년 전 +27

      @@AxxLAfriku Yes, yes you are

    • @afroman5918
      @afroman5918 2 년 전 +5

      The best kind of high

    • @nimbzclowd
      @nimbzclowd 2 년 전 +55

      I took a 50g too. It had me on my ass the carpet felt hot and spikey and for some reason I kept on seeing the hamster from g-force lmao. Haven't taken any since

    • @jamesknik3753
      @jamesknik3753 2 년 전 +12

      My first time doing edibles I took 100mg and literally felt like I was falling through my bed and my vision was yellow

  • @daughterofsarah2793
    @daughterofsarah2793 2 년 전 +928

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate that even under the influence Adande is a thoughtful awesome friend. Paranoid as ever and still thinking of others. I am curious though...if Dande ever had to get surgery and they put him under, I wonder what he would be like waking up.

  • @leg-end_0631
    @leg-end_0631 년 전 +5

    Swoozy your videos make my days so much better, really appreciate what you do on her good work

  • @megan8765
    @megan8765 2 년 전 +19

    the way swoozie describes the paranoia is nothing short of accurate... i always come up with super crazy, super unlikely scenarios and convince myself thati'm going to jail.

  • @Savagecookies7
    @Savagecookies7 2 년 전 +1344

    With how expensive water is at theme parks he probably spent more on the water than the ticket

    • @will_9910
      @will_9910 2 년 전 +30

      Which is so asinine. And it's regular water too. Nothing special about it.

    • @andrewquintero7026
      @andrewquintero7026 2 년 전 +8

      @@will_9910 no theme parks usually change 3 to 5 dollars for a regular water bottle.

    • @LauraDyehouse
      @LauraDyehouse 2 년 전 +12

      Worked at king Island in Ohio and water is $4.95 after tax. I would always warn people before they got them. He no joke probably spend $50-80 on water

    • @andrewquintero7026
      @andrewquintero7026 2 년 전

      @@LauraDyehouse bro what the hell it have better have been a hot day or else they just got played like a fiddle who on earth wants to 50-80 dollars on water?!

    • @LauraDyehouse
      @LauraDyehouse 2 년 전 +2

      @@andrewquintero7026 a family of like 10 😅

  • @tourmaline9647
    @tourmaline9647 2 년 전 +566

    Man, the weed paranoid is real. One time I ate an edible at a friend's house and I could not go to the bathroom at all. Despite being physically in front of the toilet, I somehow kept thinking I was still sitting on the couch surrounded by people and was pissing my pants right there. That thing really messes you up. Damn, I can't imagine doing so much in such a public place lmaaao. Great story, man.

    • @bigfood2001
      @bigfood2001 2 년 전 +5

      he is not talking about weed.. 😬

    • @Zark-Muckerberg
      @Zark-Muckerberg 2 년 전

      @@bigfood2001 What is he talking about then, if you *know* the answer?

    • @bigfood2001
      @bigfood2001 2 년 전 +2

      @@Zark-Muckerberg molly

    • @bigfood2001
      @bigfood2001 2 년 전

      @@Dontrolling naah! wide pupils, she was very worried (half a pill of emma could kill you!), his behaviour also fits the description.

    • @bigfood2001
      @bigfood2001 2 년 전 +5

      @@Dontrolling idk, maybe it was weed. who knows. BUT the girl said half of this was enough, so i assume it was molly.

  • @Creppycookies
    @Creppycookies 2 년 전 +7

    "Your candy tasted like doodo water" send me 😂😂😂😂 Man I was so stressed for you, ngl if I was in your situation I would've thought the same thing 😅😅😅 Mystery link tho 😂😭

  • @KrazyCornEdits
    @KrazyCornEdits 2 년 전 +15

    Your story telling is legendary. Thank you for bringing life to our lives :)

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon 2 년 전 +495

    Swoozie: _goes to the Theme Park._
    *Few minutes later:* “I have made a severe & continuous lapse of my judgment...”

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 년 전 +1

      But U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

    • @doeh.543
      @doeh.543 2 년 전 +3

      Extrovert, you're becoming like Just Some Guy without a Mustache now because you're everywhere in the comments

  • @straightupdylan
    @straightupdylan 2 년 전 +280

    "I ain't going back to jail. I did my nickel, I ain't going back" bro this is sooooo iconic

  • @butterfli1713
    @butterfli1713 2 년 전 +11

    It’s me dying laughing as quietly as I can to not wake up everyone in my household. 🤣

  • @thedapperdisneydude
    @thedapperdisneydude 2 년 전 +11

    Omg, I feel so terrible for you, but at the same time I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Your stories never fail to make my day better! 😂
    And lucky CM for recognizing you! If I ran into you at work I think I'd be too stunned to say anything XD

  • @justalpha9138
    @justalpha9138 2 년 전 +545

    This man is a walking, talking novel. You can't not love it. :)

    • @kiwi9921
      @kiwi9921 2 년 전 +1

      Ikr 🤣

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 년 전

      U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me bro

    • @justalpha9138
      @justalpha9138 2 년 전 +4

      @@26mic Please don't self promote

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 년 전

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

    • @justalpha9138
      @justalpha9138 2 년 전

      @@squeeli123 Okay cool, but please don't self promote, subtle or not.

  • @sleepwalker2649
    @sleepwalker2649 2 년 전 +375

    swooz describing the paranoia perfectly - it sorta ramps up the more high you get until you peak….. the bathroom sensor “detecting substances” got me😂

  • @rosiegracewilson
    @rosiegracewilson 2 년 전 +1

    this had me CRYING I can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud sm at a vid been watching u forever love u thanks

  • @TheXavierClark1
    @TheXavierClark1 2 년 전 +7

    She chose a theme trip over your health...that's gotta be your best friend forever ever
    5:37 I noticed that camera pop up at top of the screen. Wasn't there before lol

  • @creamii7017
    @creamii7017 2 년 전 +1989

    hold awn it just dawned upon me that as of today (edit: or yesterday ????), i’ve literally been watching u for 9 years,,,,,,, feels kinda surreal lol. i even remember the first vid i watched w my cousin back then. here’s to 9 more ig 🤸🏽‍♂️

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  2 년 전 +325

      I appreciate u watching for years hommie! I’m still having so much fun each time I post too so hopefully it’s showing when u guys watch!

    • @SomepersonotheInternet
    • @LeBeautiful
      @LeBeautiful 2 년 전 +4

      never thought I'd watch a video and laugh so hard to the point I have the crackhead energy like sWooz on here..

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 2 년 전 +1

      @@swoozie it definitely is showing homie. You have such an awesome energy every video and it shows even though we only hear your voice .

    • @RileysWatching
      @RileysWatching 2 년 전

      Omfg same tho 😂

  • @aznpikachu215
    @aznpikachu215 2 년 전 +833

    If Swoozie ever becomes a grandpa, he'll tell good stories.

  • @daytodream4391
    @daytodream4391 2 년 전 +1

    Yesss, finally another swoozie video!! This helps me procrastinate and feel good abt it-

  • @willow4204
    @willow4204 2 년 전

    Wow you’re animation quality over the years gets better and better….. love your vids also I am still Shook at the fact that you ate MULTIPLE OF THOSE GOT DAMN YOU A G

  • @BrianTheGoblin
    @BrianTheGoblin 2 년 전 +535

    Being the person who's tripping? No fun.
    Being the person watching the person tripping? Wild.
    Hearing the story later? Always the best part.

  • @lita313
    @lita313 2 년 전 +209

    Oh Swoozie. I learned from being friendly with stoners, NEVER EVER, eat candy or ANYTHING that you find. Always ask.

  • @liahdelgado7010
    @liahdelgado7010 2 년 전 +1

    I love you swoozie you make me laugh so much on just the random stuff that happens to you

  • @Gallity
    @Gallity 2 년 전

    This is the WORST story to listen to when you’re sick with a cold because my sides hurt from LAUGHING AND WHEEZING SO MUCH! Your humour is gold tier 😂

  • @Colex_ponder
    @Colex_ponder 2 년 전 +604

    Let's appreciate the effort swoozie does in this videos✌️

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 년 전 +4

      U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me dawg

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  2 년 전 +148

      Thanks hommie- multiple uploads this month. Lot of new shenanigans inbound

    • @Kaiden-9226
      @Kaiden-9226 2 년 전 +2

      @@swoozie thanks for the content over the years

    • @spoons7649
      @spoons7649 2 년 전 +7

      @@26mic SHH

    • @bjrottinghaus6033
      @bjrottinghaus6033 2 년 전 +1

      @@swoozie Let's go!! hype is real

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 년 전 +536

    This is funniest theme park story I ever heard.

  • @niaimani9642
    @niaimani9642 2 년 전 +1

    I am CRYING, this was hilarious 😂🤣 Reminded me when something similar happened a while back. Somebody stopped by the house and was banging on the door (at almost MIDNIGHT) and my paranoid ass thought it was the cops coming to arrest me and my friends 💀😂

  • @16SoulFlux
    @16SoulFlux 년 전 +25

    Yeah, getting that huge of a dose will reeeaaallly get you paranoid. I'm glad you're ok, Swoozie!

  • @texasbutter1341
    @texasbutter1341 2 년 전 +159

    I like how sometimes he immediately gets into the story with no intro at all.

  • @SiO2yballs
    @SiO2yballs 2 년 전 +66

    Ok, real talk though, that made so much sense. I was like agreeing, nodding like: “yeah, they’re watching you bro, you gotta go”

    • @coachswag8956
      @coachswag8956 2 년 전 +4

      im still tryna find out why the employees were all up in the bathroom with them, maybe they were narcs maybe they were superfans we may never know

  • @stoneyboy2789
    @stoneyboy2789 년 전

    ive been waiting for this story
    i love you swoozie

  • @LBoogie49
    @LBoogie49 2 년 전 +2

    I can completely relate! Years ago, I ate brownies with “stuff” and it made me suuuper ‘noid. I thought my friends were in the other room whispering about me , IRL - they were speaking in a Normal tone BTW 😂😂😂…..Love the animated dilated pupils! It’s allllll in the details baby! I needed this laugh today! This was amazing!

  • @l3gallyemo
    @l3gallyemo 2 년 전 +45

    “Friend girl” is just iconic.

  • @seamonkey02
    @seamonkey02 2 년 전 +199

    I laughed so much I had tears coming out of my eyes. You tripping in public and in an amusement park must be wild. Thank you mom for teaching me to ask before taking any food from someone if it's not offered.

  • @BlackVeganTravels
    @BlackVeganTravels 2 년 전 +6

    I had this experience with "stuff" at a theme park and this is too accurate 🤣🤣

  • @SlumdoggVII
    @SlumdoggVII 2 년 전

    Omfg bro🤣
    this is my new favorite Swoozie video if all time I didn't stop laughing
    I fkn love u man 😅

  • @R4yj4ck
    @R4yj4ck 2 년 전 +173

    Title: Worst theme park trip ever
    Thumbnail: swoozie kneeling next to a toilet
    Me: Aw, did he get food poisoning? That always sucks.
    Me five minutes later: Oh this is much more hilarious.

  • @Ahmad__Muslim
    @Ahmad__Muslim 2 년 전 +127

    “I am hungrier than a hostage”- Swoozie 2022.

  • @irishbananamafia9728
    @irishbananamafia9728 2 년 전 +1

    I’ve been waiting for a story we’re you get absolutely fried, and this episode does not disappoint

  • @damotoneko1500
    @damotoneko1500 년 전

    I'm dying! This was hilarious, Swoozie 🤣

  • @sheenacakes
    @sheenacakes 2 년 전 +222

    crying on valentines day. swoozie always know how to cheer me up at the perfect times.

  • @blurby396
    @blurby396 2 년 전 +90

    Swoozie getting high at a park is one interesting story

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 년 전

      Brother U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

    • @blurby396
      @blurby396 2 년 전 +3

      @@26mic U know what else is entertaining and totally not annoying? You advertising in Swoozie’s comment section and annoying commenters, get yo ass out of here

  • @jeffdaigle5487
    @jeffdaigle5487 년 전 +1

    Damn I can relate so much with you bro. I'm so glad I found your channel. Fan for life bro. Take care

  • @KewonteThomas
    @KewonteThomas 2 년 전

    I watched every video and I'd have to say this was the funniest one yet 😂 comedy gold

  • @4nimeJax
    @4nimeJax 2 년 전 +50

    When the world needed him most...
    *sWooZie RETURNED*

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  2 년 전 +16

      Trying hard to be the hero Gotham deserves. Just want to make u and the rest of the citizens proud!

    • @4nimeJax
      @4nimeJax 2 년 전 +1

      @@swoozie Batman can't protect us till March, but you're here for us today 😤
      sWooZie: 1
      Dark Knight: 0

  • @chrystiecastillo293
    @chrystiecastillo293 2 년 전 +98

    Swooz you are the master storyteller. Thr very first time I saw you was 10 years ago Diary of an Ex-Disney employee and I have been hooked ever since. I admire you for your realness, sincerity and integrity. Thank you for being you and sharing your experiences with the world!

  • @herc7629
    @herc7629 2 년 전 +2

    I've never seen anybody this paranoid in my life, this was hilarious

  • @DelDS115
    @DelDS115 8 개월 전

    “So I says to her, I says” love that I watched it a million times

  • @brady9326
    @brady9326 2 년 전 +45

    “dat feel gooder than a mug” got me rolling 😭💀

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 년 전 +112

    "Life is like going to a theme park, it has it's ups and downs. But it's your choice to scream or enjoy the ride. Just be positive" - Master Oogway

    • @sadcrab9125
      @sadcrab9125 2 년 전 +1

      "What? I never said that!" - Abraham Lincoln

  • @AmyKoopa
    @AmyKoopa 2 년 전 +4

    4:15 the way he said “hi swoozie” 💀

  • @davidvillarreal3226
    @davidvillarreal3226 2 년 전 +9

    I’m a minute and half in and I can tell this is going to be one of the most entertaining vids he’s ever done. ✨Gold ✨

  • @AdamHolland-Adz
    @AdamHolland-Adz 2 년 전 +170

    This girl keeps asking him what's wrong and if he's alright, when he CLEARLY IS NOT. You know what happened girl! He had _the stuff._ You said you'd get him outta there, but noooo, keep riding the rides.

    • @Artryom
      @Artryom 2 년 전 +5

      It’s pretty safe to assume she meant if he starts convulsing?
      Whatever the term used for an OD-ish reaction or something…

    • @AdamHolland-Adz
      @AdamHolland-Adz 2 년 전 +22

      @@Artryom That may be true, but Swoozie was _clearly_ showing signs of paranoia and hyperactivity that should have gotten her concerned. The way Swoozie portrays her in the story is just kind of... silent about it all. It could be exaggerated a bit for the comedy of the video, but I still think this..

    • @Artryom
      @Artryom 2 년 전 +1

      @@AdamHolland-Adz The Hyperactivity should be fine honestly, must've been a regular effect of whatever the edible was and the paranoia, the way he described it was sort of... Quiet about it all, sort of internal paranoia and not "I'm gonna go on a murder spree cuz you all against me!" so little to worry about getting him help from a medical professional type.
      He probably came out a bit chill but honestly, the only thing that should've been worrying to her was him asking for more basically... It was kind of dumb, I agree, for her to give it to him but alotta trust in him?
      Inexcusable of a reason but definitely could explain why she gave the bag to him I guess.
      It was definitely exaggerated since he's telling this story from his perspective, aka the man that's outta it at that moment, so a few things had to have been exaggerated majorly.
      But idk much so maybe you're the smart one here.

    • @TK-wk4hs
      @TK-wk4hs 2 년 전 +12

      Bro it’s edibles, worst that will happen is hell have a panic attack… legit all he’s gotta do is go home and chill lmao

    • @MindOfSheesh
      @MindOfSheesh 2 년 전

      @@TK-wk4hs Facts, or you could end up like me and cry in the corner of your bedroom because your paranoid as hell, thinking you’re about to die because you ate to much edibles. 💀

  • @RECEPTOR17
    @RECEPTOR17 2 년 전 +103

    That is one of the funniest and best impersonations of a perpetually flushing toilet I've heard. 😂
    Oh Swoozie, you poor soul. There were some very high Alligators in the sewer that evening.

  • @davidvillarreal3226
    @davidvillarreal3226 2 년 전 +3

    Within the first two seconds of him saying the candy tasted bad and then being gummies I was like oooohhhhh noooooo. Especially he’s starving, you’re def going on a trip if not a bad one. 🤭😱😬

  • @FoxNHound
    @FoxNHound 년 전 +6

    Whatever strain of ‘stuff’ was in those gummy worms must have triggered severe paranoia in him. Goddamn.

  • @squishprince
    @squishprince 2 년 전 +66

    I legit don’t think I’ve watched your videos in years… watching this felt like I never skipped a beat. You had me cracking UPPPP the WHOLE video just like when I was a kid man!! I admire you so much since you were one of the first people I seen that looked like me on this platform as a kid. Made my whole day to see you again after so long. I’m noti gang now fam, need the Swooz level comedy back in my life lol. Thank you SO much for still being here and being one of my first favorite black internet creators!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @jackwilber6978
    @jackwilber6978 2 년 전 +120

    It’s always a good day when swoozie posts

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 년 전

      U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me fam

    • @chidaluokoro9104
      @chidaluokoro9104 2 년 전

      Yep

  • @oreokush5393
    @oreokush5393 2 년 전

    This video eloquently describes the rollar coaster that is my life perfectly. Thank you Swoozie. Rasta gang.

  • @de_rby
    @de_rby 2 년 전

    the super sayian “yoooo my boy” has me ROLLING 1:44

  • @theadventurerstyle9306
    @theadventurerstyle9306 2 년 전 +137

    This is funniest theme park story I ever heard. I laughed so hard too many times on video. Thanks Swoozie for making another great video

  • @sillyphillygirl
    @sillyphillygirl 2 년 전 +89

    I almost popped blood vessels laughing so hard at this. You never disappoint! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @avahale2321
    @avahale2321 년 전

    I love how ur videos immediately start

  • @jacquesbrock1993
    @jacquesbrock1993 2 년 전

    this is bout the funniest video you have ever made and I've been watching your videos for 9 years

  • @mozzqueen96
    @mozzqueen96 2 년 전 +69

    This was the best way to start my day. Never change swooz. Your energy in storytelling is unreal

  • @Joshua26434
    @Joshua26434 2 년 전 +17

    Man this edible ain't shit
    Random Guy:"Swoozie!!"
    *Regular Show Theme Starts."

  • @ashtekay3852
    @ashtekay3852 2 년 전 +1

    Damnnnnn. Finally waited for a high vid. Hope you and everyone good

  • @Xcritical_10
    @Xcritical_10 년 전

    My family think am crazy cause i have never laughed so hard on a
    Something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣keep doin what you're doing man love it🤣🤣.

  • @PhatomWarrior
    @PhatomWarrior 2 년 전 +37

    Ayooooo that toilet flushing TOOK ME OUT !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This whole video is hilarious. Your mind sent you on a Rollercoaster lol

  • @fruitbythefoote
    @fruitbythefoote 2 년 전 +819

    I love how he's only allowed to call pot "stuff" because we live in a relentless hellscape where drugs have to be treated like scary evil monsters.

    • @jinglebunnie8367
      @jinglebunnie8367 2 년 전 +108

      When addiction is a factor. Definitely it’s a scary evil monster.

    • @friendly-days6138
      @friendly-days6138 2 년 전 +25

      @@jinglebunnie8367 when addiction is a factor misinformation is the worst thing that can happen. Gotta stop pretending these things dont exist, and stop having bias towards drugs

    • @jinglebunnie8367
      @jinglebunnie8367 2 년 전 +53

      @@friendly-days6138 right I don’t have a bias, was just saying if In someone’s case they are addicted- it can be scary and evil. Otherwise if not and if the person is happy and healthy physically and mentally while using and if it helps them in anyway then so be it, great for them.

    • @thefinalvalley
      @thefinalvalley 2 년 전 +40

      Maybe cause drugs are bad for you, ever think about that?😂 Even just weed and alcohol is bad for your brain. They aren’t treated unfairly they are treated just how they should be.

    • @raikaru0
      @raikaru0 2 년 전 +16

      @@thefinalvalley why are you trying to make weed and alcohol seem equivalent?

  • @logandehaven8537

    That drunk laugh and I feel Gooder than a mug, that cracked me up

  • @bobbiejae7551
    @bobbiejae7551 2 년 전 +2

    Swoozie was having a good time at first 😂🤣

  • @mysteryxio9957
    @mysteryxio9957 2 년 전 +47

    The fact that he remembers while he's so altered is both hilarious and awesome

  • @Lycan4
    @Lycan4 2 년 전 +81

    "This candy tasted like dookie."
    Me: Hm... either that was expired candy, in which he's gonna be hugging a toilet soon, or that was a bag of edibles.
    "That candy had stuff in it, and it's strong."
    Me, who also once made the mistake of having too many edibles at one time: ... Oh, this is gonna be a good one.

    • @EstoyPensando
      @EstoyPensando 2 년 전

      My thoughts exactly. I was like either he’s gonna have explosive diarrhea the whole day, or he’s going to be tripping the whole day

  • @Scrimblescromble
    @Scrimblescromble 7 일 전

    This is hilarious 💀 this is awful but this is fr what a paranoid episode is like, thanks for givin some laughs about it

  • @TheOriginalGangster420

    This man deserves more recognition