a new home (dream SMP)
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- 게시일 2020. 12. 02.
- “At one time in the world there were woods that no one owned.”
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IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY THERE'S NO AUDIO, I TURN MY MIC ON AT 1:25
Technoboomer
PIGCHAMP
pig
pog
EARLY comment let's gooo
Dad helps son move, gets accused of scheming with a war criminal.
Your right
News
Tommy only has 3 mil
@@garcia5051 He will have more soon
@@sahave5042 the power of constant screaming
Him deciding to be chill and vibe in the north is like when Thanos destroyed half of the population and then started a farm.
A potato farmer
Thanos was a dumbass, Technosmart
The thing is thanos and technoblade are technically correct. Lol
@@bluebily2480 what? Thanos right?? Yea no
@@serxuegoldisprettyuselessi2683 in theory he was right, but morally it was wrong.
"I WOULD LEAVE FASTER IF I WASN'T STUCK IN THIS CONVERSATION"
Techno
haha relatable
Y e s
Relatablade
- TECHNOBLADE
14:40
Techno saying "For you, the world Phil." at 1:17:33 was so wholesome
THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THE TIMESTAMP
tyy
techno is actually the most wholesome sarcastic-humored minecraft youtuber out there
Phil had better not betray techno, I don’t care if the server uses Phil to get techno but Phil better not betray techno
@@joybreegaming8781 he won’t
Love how the last message in chat was “how’s the spaghetti techno”
Yep then it went ghost chat
to me it was E
To me it was
"Byeyyeeee technoo"
E
Sometimes I can’t chat anymore cause it’s “closed” but then I see other people in chat. Think KRplus just hates me idk.
dont mind me just leaving some of my favestamps
"You're the only friend I have left, Phil." - 01:09:28
"Use this compass if you ever need me." - 01:09:42
FORESHADOWING
“For you, the world Phil”
Just tears down my face
7:49
1:17:33
Thank you, I was about to watch the whole second half of the stream looking for these quotes
Techno: I'm giving up my violent ways, I'm peaceful now.
Literally everyone: press x to doubt
My finger is going to hate me....
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enjoy the cold spaghetti techno!!!
CARK
Le spaghetti
Hi cark
spæget
don't forget the meatballs 😳
Everyone: Tubbo is so cute
Techno: He is ruthless...
S c a r y
I get intimidated by seeing his Minecraft skin
Well, he is a lawyer
@@Haris03 that's explains a lot
I mean, Tubbo's seen the Romans and the archives just by mining in a tunnel, so yeah- Who doesn't fear the unknown power a 16 year old kid has?
2:01:57 techno literally just forgot eating in real life was a thing LMAO
Where is your profile pic from?
@@xuxu3703 its butterfly’s bunny
@@hellofriends9408 I'm pretty sure their name was fluttershy
@@itsjustPiwoah ohhh thank you 😅😂😁
I also often forget about eating IRL let's be honest
People: *Make good looking builds*
Dream and his 5000 stacks of obsidian: No
/gamemode creative @p
@@s_napps true
@@leechelle8446 Actually most of it was stolen from Fundy and the rest given to him by Captain Puffy.
Technos sleep paralysis demon:
*Alexander Hamilton, the ultimate combination of governments, orphans, and cold spaghetti.*
So cold.. it's stuck to his forhead
Superboom909 I surrender, you have clearly found the true demon.
When did he mention Hamilton sorry I couldn't watch the entire stream
tunap he didn’t I just made a joke
@@walterunknown4821 it's stuck to the table
I love that Techno's subscribers care more about his health than he does
*JUST EAT PLEASE*
Techno must give blood for the blood god. No one is safe, not even him.
@@khayeofril8891 he needs them iron and red blood cells
@@khayeofril8891 he needs them iron and red blood cells
@@zestobrandino Ah yes, how could I forget. The blood god demands high quality blood sponsored by spaghetti and meat balls and Taco Bell. Nothing more, nothing less. Eat, Techno. Eat.
Techno:I haven't eaten all day
Phila: *concerned dad noises*
Tiiime
@@meowshroom3945 Tiiime? What does that mean? Sorry
@@hihi-gc3qi he mean timestamp
Sorry I can't find it I think it's within the first 1hr and a half.
More like 2 hours in
Technoblade: *Sneezes*
Phil: bless you
Technoblade: thank you...
Your profile pic gives the whole exchange another meaning
timestamp? ifi find it i'll edit this comment and put it here :)
@@lollipoplegacy210
still haven’t found it?
It’s at 2:37:32
Technoblade is the definition of “So I did a little mining off camera”
yea imagine if he didnt record every moment he mined everyone will just hate on him.
techno’s the only one that could say that line and i would actually believe
but he actually did and he's just a chad
Alt title: “Philza hangs out with his oldest son, Technoblade”
philza's stream was helping my son with basic task because I am the best
What about his youngest son? 🤔
@@theoddestgwen1879 he is irrelevent
@@I_AM_HYDRAA LOL. I died reading this.
@@I_AM_HYDRAA LMAOOOO
Techno is that elder in an anime that's retired but can still throw hands
more like john wick. He did the impossible, he destroyed L'manburg and laid the ground work for the new government (unknowingly, but still did it)
Then they came for him and pulled him out of retirement.
Like S-Class: Rank 3 Silver Fang (Bang) mixed with Saitama with his baldy head 😅. Or like John Wick.
@@cian5324 exactly
Aka sensei wu
Nah, that's Phil
Before the War: A whole chest of Emeralds
Tubbo: Takes like 14 stacks of Emeralds
After the War: 8 stacks of Emeralds
Techno: I'm low on Emeralds
Philza: I know you have 8 stacks of Emeralds
I’m not really a math guy but this ain’t mathin
wow thats the thing that the guys said in the stream
LMAO it’s so funny how he had his mic turned off and he probably thought chat was joking like always and didn’t believe them for a few seconds 💀
It's like the boy who cried wolf
@@Bob13454 Except in this version the town people gets mauled by wolfs
EXACTLY LMAO
@@urt1202 lmao imagine wolves mugging villagers
r e d Villagers mugging wolves
the start of a techno stream without techno’s “startin the streammmm” feels so wrong
Ikr
Yeah
It never started
1:25
the neurodivergence REALLY stands out in this one. every single That's Just Technoblade quirk in this is a huge mood, from the monitor sitting right next to him unused, the free trial thing, eating only three different foods. me too buddy me too
was thinking the exact same thing lmao
Techno when he realizes fundy is a orphan.
Techno:deathhhhhhhhhhh
At first I thought you meant in real life and was telling a REALLY dark joke then I remembered he is an orphan on dream smp
Fundy was Wilbur's son so technically he's Techno's Nephew
@@haleydacus4907 didn't fundy kill technos cows?
Technoblade: “I don’t have the energy to play that much video games 8 hours a day like I did a teenager”
Also Technoblade: *spends 14 hours per day rigorously farming potatoes*
Yeah, his spirit and vigor has always been the same. I don't know why he's acting like an old war veteran. Things a far from over.
It's not as mentally consuming because he can focus like 10%-50% of his brain to slightly change position and then the rest probably to watch anime.
Well lets be honest he was in the best condition in those year's he was in his prime in the old days
@@ronansahagun1875 what do you mean old days the potato war was over like 4 months ago lol
@@t-bonethediscospider5157 Basically teen technoblade
When he sounded like a depressed skeppy
alternative title : Technoblade and Philza wholesome friendship for 2 hours
friendship? no they’re father and son
What....
@@breadmayhem thats only in the roleplay though, they arent ACTUALLY related
@@laurengaines2781 its not about the dream smp rp, nor is it about real life, its about their relationship and how they talk to each other
@@mcmonkey26 oh, gotcha
I love when phil and techno Hangout because techno can speak with phil for hours and still be able to enjoy
Yea he isn’t anywhere as near as socially uncomfortable when talking phil
“Cooked pork chop gives the same hunger and saturation as steak, why wouldn’t he just... oh wait”
yeah
Because Cannibalism
Imagine a pig eating his own kind...oh no...
Pigman sword in skyblock: y e s
"I'm too sleep deprived to give you something good" is actually the perfect senior quote
im using that lol
I would have used that quote unironically. It's probably better and more accurate than whatever I went with.
fr that would be perfect
The one reason I wish to be american is to make a techno senior year quote
I want to like but, it is at 969 likes
Techno could totally stream everyday if his worry is that his stream would be boring without content. Techno could never be boring, his commentary is absolute gold regardless of the context.
Agreed
Dude I listen to his streams like audiobooks if I’m too busy to watch them
I literally get so absorbed with Techno's streams that I CAN'T not watch. Even when he boats a chicken across an ocean for half an hour...
I don't really think it's about the viewer, techno has tried to upload daily and had loads of burnout, it would get boring for him not us cause for us there's always content for him he's just playing minecraft but doing boring tasks
@@ananta8514 How would streaming a grindy task be more boring than not streaming it?
I love how there's an ACTUAL way to teleport like that-
if techno throws an ender pearl into a bubble elevator (magma at the bottom of some water source blocks) which makes it float, and puts a trapdoor activated via button, ALL Philza's gotta do is click the button, the ender pearl touches the trapdoor, and Techno is INSTANTLY TELEPORTED TO THE ENDER PEARL.
ethoslab gang
Don't wanna be that kind of guy, but it's soul sand not magma. Potato
The Undead Banana thanks for being that guy so I don't have to be that guy XD
@@trissah9108 thanks for thanking the guy that you didn't want to be
@Akash Dutta what
"I hope nothing bad happens in 2 weeks"
2 weeks later
To-Do list:
Destroy Lmanburg
Techno and Philza need to do more stuff together. Their chemistry makes for such a chill, enjoyable experience!
Agreed. Though Techno and Quackity is hilarious.
oh right quackity is scared to death by techno’s sheer presence
imagine techno and phil starting a hardcore series together- that would be so fun
@@huntclanhunt9697 Hilarious in short burts. After 10 min the convo gets boring because the same lines are just repeated on Quackity's part.
i dont belive techno can make any more videos
Phil should be called the “Blood Harbinger” now
This comment is so underrated, this is a great idea
y e s.
agrees
you've read rage and ruin?
I don’t think Techno realizes how well these streams do. Like him just talking is entertaining. He could literally talk about politics and I would actually be interested in everything he has to say. He makes literally everything not boring. That’s a skill that a lot of streamers lack. I’m not sure what that skill can be described as but it’s just something about him that makes me stay and watch even if he is just talking and grinding. It’s just amazing. Techno, you inspire me so freaking much dude. 💙
IKR!!
Damm... Yea i don't think anyone can describe it better than that
if you want the word for it, its charisma, which is really nice to see in streamers
@@tobywood9156 exactly!
Taking a selfie with your wanted poster is such a Techno thing to do.
Ghostbur: All three of us could catch up
All: Yeahh!
Ghostbur: (remembering that Tommy is there) Er, four of us could catch up
All: Significantly less "Yeahh"
lul
Poor Tommy istg
@@lateapathy i mean tommy has beef with techno, what u expect lmao
Timestamp?
@@bertyboy8448 25:45
i can say with confidence that ATLEAST 30k people would watch techno doing nothing
I mean if there are people who are willing to watch a guy streaming with just a black screen, then you bet there'll be people who'd watch that. And those people would include me.
Yes.
Deff
I would
For at least 4 hours, after that maby ill consider leaving
Absolutely agree because i would do it
WHY IS HE SO CHILL ABOUT HIS HOURS AND HOURS OF PROGRESS LOST FROM HIS CHESTS I WOULD BE SO INSANE I WOULD JUST GIVE UP
The man farmed potatoes for 8 months to win absolutely nothing
@@SovietAirCon he won a title. And bragging rights
@@SMBudge most importantly, +1% speed
I think he was forcing the calm. I’d be so mad
They say "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." but damn, I miss his livestreams so much.
Techno still calls it Manburg instead of L'Manburg because unlike everybody else, he doesn't see the difference between the two and doesn't bother to make the distinction between two evils.
I don’t think he though that deep into it but nice
POGG
Maybe in Techno’s set of lore the nation uses the names interchangeably so he uses both New L’Manberg/L’Manberg and Manberg
its always the catra pfps with the best takes
The power of lesbians
On the “Ranboo is Techno’s son headcanon”
1:25:13 and 1:47:28
Essentially, Techno isn’t a fan of collaborative storytelling (but compliments that all the crazy talented people on the server make it work really well) and has his own plans for his character. He said what he considers canon is what he puts in his videos and that the Ranboo son hc is **not** canon but if you want to have fun with “extended Dream smp universe” stuff you can.
Ranboo has also said that he’s not messing with “canon family” type stuff without talking to those involved first (though that was in a conversation about his sibling dynamic with Niki) and has expressed discomfort about his character being Techno’s son. He has his own plans for his character, especially concerning his genealogy as he hasn’t revealed what his character is a hybrid of in combination with enderman.
TL;DR Ranboo is not Techno’s son, they’re both doing their own thing with their characters but if you want to have fun with it, that seems to be fine as long as you aren’t harassing/spamming them about it.
Will said Techno was very strict on his character writing. So they really shouldn't do stuff without his permission
@Anna Henrichsen Hello! Hope you’re doing well!!
@Anna Henrichsen school’s kinda rough but I’m pretty good overall
Techno realizing phil stole his bookcases at 1:16:24 was hilarious
“for you the world, phil” (why is this actually my favorite line of the smp i-)
Honestly same it's so sweet
Techno's stream endings are always so emotional not gonna lie
I know! Like. this wasn't even an angsty stream it was just fluff and yet at the ending I was like "Am I?? going to cry?? why??"
@@danabinghammclaughlin919 the angsty sad stuff is there so that you subscribe to technoblade
True, everyone just gets emotional towards the end especially with the sad music and amazing art while he tells us to subscribe to Technoblade
@@scrablse2613 so true
It's just the overwhelming passion to hit that subscribe button
I’m am so hyped for an arc written by a Minecraft, english major, Greek myth enthusiast, orphan obliterator, social recluse, anarchist pig
That is something I fully expected my life to become
Honestly same
All of Techno's bits in the SMP have been amazing, and the way he scripted and paced his Potato Wars videos shows that he has a real talent for dramatic writing
@@MissPoplarLeaf I know right? I’ve never felt so much emotion for a video game/... show? Honestly at this point this fandom confuses me
Potato farmer
time stamp?
@@jacobburke5523 1:48:01
14:40 *"I would leave faster, if I wasn't stuck in this conversation"*
1:09:24 Imma just save this don't mind me
1:17:34 "For you the world Phil"
1:40:10 Technoblade is actually a social experiment, which is ten people with a voice changer
1:16:20 "did you take my bookcases?" ... 1:17:33 "for you the world phil"
Can ya'll imagine if techno said to tommy "welcome home theseus" when he is getting exiled
Amen
“Ya’ll”
HI HELLO HI I'M FROM THE FUTURE, HE DID THE THING
HE DID THE THING POG
HE DID THE THING
I love Techno and Phil's dynamic so much, they seem to be the closest out of all the sleepy bois
They did take over the world together :/
Yeah, Techno's fairly reserved and antisocial unless he's with Phil. I love their little duo :)
@@WolfiWoolz I agree! Phil is one of the only people that doesn't start interrupting techno when he is saying something important
TECHNO ISNT WEARING HIS ARMOR AROUND PHIL THIS IS LIKE THE ONLY TIME WE SEE HIM WITHOUT ARMOR but seriously I feel like it resembles the fact that it’s the only person he trusts as even with tommy and tubbo he was like always wearing his armor
or the outside of roleplay actual reason is because he removed thorns for skeleton and forgot to put it on for a few minutes
i was about an hour late to the stream-
and the chat was just screaming "EATTTTTTTT"
so, like any other human...
i didn't question it, and joined in
Peer pressure. Works every time.
@@arighostea Peer pressure is the only way.
Y e s
succumb to the peer pressure, especially if it’s techno’s chat
There's an irl lesson in that statement. To bad most won't learn it until much later in their lifetime.
My greatest life's achievement is starting the "E" chain
Lmao
What went through your head to start that
@@Jane-ip5cj I like the letter e
E
E
Last chat message i saw was "Why are we still here, just to suffer. "
Oof the last one i saw was "if you listen closely . . . you can still hear him"
@@robinnblood saw that one too Lol
@twobiased - lmao
i think the last one was "hows the spaghetti techno" lol
"I'm too sleep-deprived to give you something good, I'm sorry"
sounds like a good enough quote to me
Viewer - Can you give me a senor yearbook quote?
Techno - "I'm too sleep deprived to give you something good"
Little did he know he accidently gave a perfect answer.
Man, that awesome!
Techno until he tried to stop government: *ANARCHY*
Techno after: *friendship is power, peace is nice*
Hes still an anarchist, anarchy is anti government, it doesn't mean they're just bad people
Philza now has a compass, for when he needs it most, he may always find him..... *The Blade*
Everyone is searching for a sword called the blade, and then they find a pig...
I feel like technoblade is luke Skywalker saying to han where he will find him
He should really set up an ender pearl stasis chamber so he always has access to Techno at a moment's notice. Would be great to put it behind glass - "Break in case of emergency"
the blade
This is hard to watch now, hard to hear his voice after what's happened, but he's still bringing me joy, even though he's gone. Rest in peace, Technoblade, you absolute legend.
𝑌𝐸𝑆
❤️🩹
I didn't watch his content until very recently, and I knew he'd passed away.... But I've been binging his streams and for a while there I completely forgot and then suddenly it hit me that he's not there anymore... He's not making me stuff or hanging out and I just cried. I'm so so sorry he's gone...
Ive been watching him way less since his death, but then today I decided I was gonna continue watching dream smp, at first I was think about watching Tommy's perspective, but I'm already to far into technoblades
Almost a year, still difficult to deal with
I love that phil and techno have the relationship of very old friends…
Technoblade could literally make a stream of him reading while looking at a fire in Minecraft and I would watch it.
Who wouldn't tho?
I mean techno has the perfect reading voice.
True he is like fit and ant. But he is also a good pvp player
You say this like this is a bad thing to stream
Dude, I LOVE this idea.
@@AxeSoul nah, it’s me trying to put it in technos mind. Subliminal messaging.
"i'll just edit this part out of the vod"
techno you FRAUD
Glad we got to see off script Tommy in this stream
Yea hopefully thouse who only watch his perspective *cough cough* me *cough cough* realize that he is a completely different person when not acting
@@joybreegaming8781 Yeah, I was like ''why is he like this?'' but its just so nice
I love that TechnoBlade still has more subscribers than Tommy
"My brother saw the cow and was like, it's Bob now."
*I wish I was that brave.*
D-do you not have siblings?
@@notachannel-2689 No i'm so alone
You should change your name.
Your days are numbered
@@anjealenenicoleamores546 my days are always numbered. he always knows. he always watches.
Can we just salute the man that donated 500$ to Technoblade?
And techno said nothing 👁👄👁
@@leechelle8446 no he said thank you when readin donations in the snow village
@@Val-md1jl that guy deserve more than a thank you atleast a sign on a tree with is name on it that everyone will forgot next day
@@leechelle8446 I remember this one time someone donated him 1000 he also said thank you I mean a thank you goes a long way it’s not like they requested something I feel like techno woulda done something if they requested it but they didn’t
I’m pretty sure it wasn’t 1000 usd because 500 is the cap
Plot twist:In retirement Technoblade won’t have anything to do, so he’ll go back to his potato making ways and make absurd amounts of them. Then the government will fail yet again and they’ll force a massive famine among the people. Then they’ll all be forced to crawl back to Techno once again, and he’ll have to make the ultimate choice of mass death or being the hero.
That could actually work for an AU, but sadly it wasn't what happened. Techno just got pinned as the bad guy again, so it's likely they won't come back to him anytime soon.
it's a little poetic that Techno's moved to the North because, at his old base of operations, he could fly and reach unparalleled heights when he was (and still is lol) one of the most powerful figures on the server. Now, he's gone into retirement in a snowy biome where he can't fly, which also states that he's giving up his power. Though it's not intentional, there is a subtle symbolism between Techno's ability to fly and his power in the server. idk it wont affect anything i jus thought it was cool
EDIT: 2:22:53 is when I thought of this
The thing that makes "Tommy, the only universal language is violence" such a good quote is the follow up of "and we've already had that conversation." 10/10
U again
Not commenting on your alt? The ARG is pretty engaging.
no what made it better is “in the pit”
in the pit
I disagree because it doesn’t make sense. What conversation? It’s never specified in the quote.
The thing that's scared me the most is that technoblade never died from any living organism on the server
@@notnamed. but that was voluntary death and the course ofcourse is not a living organism
technoblade never dies
@@notnamed. what do you mean he passed first try?
@@notnamed. i think the joke passed straight over your head
Just his own recklessness
11:36 "I'm taking a selfie with my wanted poster"
Technoblade is just becoming Kratos, but instead of moving to Midgard, he's moving to the North Pole, and has no son.
But he has a dadza
Techno cured so many peoples depression pog
This is incredibly accurate.
Bold of you to assumed mine was cured. It just disappears when he streams- it always comes back when they end ✋😔
@@maxmace23 just replay it buddy always works 😀
ohh the number of self-diagnosed is very strong here
@@maxmace23 :( I hope you’re managin it man
“Don’t smoke! It’s a joke!”
-Technoblade
Honestly techno having a second monitor 5' away from him for the past 3 years is the most ADHD thing I've heard in months
"I could start a potato farm to show how I've changed as a person"
Does Techno think that his viewers don’t watch other creators? I watched several streams at the same time, to maybe get a chance at seeing techno.
Some definitely don't
A lot of techno fans basically watch tommy just to see techno
BYE WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE?? I basically just watch everyone else in hopes that they make some kind of interaction with techno 😃👍
I normally hate live streams techno is the only exception
THIS LOLOLOLOL
Techno should surround his home with just an absurdly massive soul sand valley. Then let snow (or white carpet if it doesn't work) cover it so it'll be hidden. Then any fools that dare disturb his peace, will be at a pretty big disadvantage seeing as he has soul speed.
That would be so pog
No it needs to be lavacasted, so with like lavacast towers pyramids walls, it could be messy too, then he puts soul sand at the bottom of it as a floor.
Hmm I'm not sure about a lava cast. Simply since techno appears to be trying to play up a "I'm retired" look. As amazingly imposing as a lava cast would be, it would look a bit too. . . menacing for someone supposedly retired.
That and it would ruin his wonderful view of the sunrise~
@@TerreiSingularity yeah you’re right, just a simple courage nothing extra. He will be like a beast waiting to be awakened.
He should also plant a forest so people can't see his cottage easily, make it like a haunted forest
Ok but to the person who wanted a senior yearbook quote “I’m to sleep deprived to think of anything good” is actually the most perfect and accurate representation of high school lmao
omg ur right
LMAO TOMMY REALLY IS LIKE THESEUS , HE GOT EXILED
Except tommy is the little kid(extroverted) who thinks he is 18+ and significant
I love how Techno's Humor wakes me up more than the 2 cups of coffee that i drank-
i woke up having only 5 hours of sleep coz of my asthma just decided to mess with me and i really want to sleep again but then i saw technos stream and i stayed awake for another 2 hours
@@thepoisonmaster2.0 Lucky you having 5 hours of sleep lol-
Techno's community is a troubled one. I had an entire pot of coffee and 3 hrs of sleep. We all need help LMAO
@@jitteryj7565 True lmao
His lack of energy gives me so much energy
Reminder that fundy is an orphan, and therefore technoblade's natural enemy.
good
Oh shi-
That’s why he didn’t put depth strider on those boots
didnt he get adopted by Eret
@@shdhfbf412 still an orphan
"For you the world , phil."
*HYSTERICAL SOBBING*
Hey, Techno, a good retaliation for the 'wanted' sign could be a 'not wanted by anyone' or maybe just a 'not wanted' sign about Tubbo.
Or you know just posing by the poster for a screenie
Tommy: What has your dad taught you punz
Punz: *to hate the British*
I just am in love with this line don’t know why
Yes. Being in a former colony, I like it
@Frindgey okay bruv innit tea cookies queen am i right?
@Frindgey I see. Thank you for opening my eyes.
@Frindgey Britain is, like, the 8th largest island or something.
We must get him a 20 mill subscriber plaque
I absolutely love how into the story and roleplay techno has gotten it's fantastic
14:06 THE WAY RANBOO WALKS OUT LMAO-
Ranboo really was like: Hey what’s going on in her- NO THANK YOU
I KNOW LMAO I WAS DYINGMGJSHSHDGH
25:08
Phil: Techno doesn't like governments
Tommy: He destroyed the government phil
Rip tcecno we love you fly high
Technoblade: *never uploads*
Also Technoblade: "WHY IS TOMMYINNIT PASSING ME IN SUBS?!?!"
lmao the person who made the house changed the title of the tutorial to "techno's house"
link?
@@amososososos It's in the video description
Lmao
He knows the game
Did he build on stream? If do then I think I missed it.
Tubbo: Jesus could walk on rain
Techno: how the hell would you walk on rain?
JoJo fans: *nervous sweating*
Rain*
@@kamwow9469 oh thanks man. I completely ruined the joke there lmao
PART 7 INTENSIFIES
"When evening faaallss"
Well techno flies on rain...
You have no idea how loud I shouted "YES!!!!!" when Techno said the Princess Bride was a good movie :)
him and philza moving the cow, the skeleton, and the pigman while the skeleton shoots u and the cow is like the puzzle were u have to move the goat and the lion and the plant across the river
The happiness in technoblade viewers when he said "Starting the stream" once again was unbelievable
l'manburg: made a technoblade wanted poster
technoblade: **take screenshot god i look so gud in this poster*
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What a power move. Imagine if the US government had posters up around saying: wanted Dead or alive zodiac killer and the zodiac killer posted on Instagram a picture of himself next to the poster. That's essentially what technoblade did
Techno : *breathes*
Philza : *LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY*
When Technoblade was talking to Tommy he should have said “apples am i right chat?”
Techno having an existential crisis because he realizes he will never be as good at pvp as he used to be is the saddest yet funniest thing ever
WHAT
How exactly?
@@cactaceae378 No dream is better, he did a video where he fought a bunch of people and dream beat fruit berries.
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@@sanriobb 1:22:17