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  • As Trump’s Senate impeachment trial begins, Trump’s defense attorney, Alan Dershowitz, addresses comments he made during the Clinton impeachment, and Mitch McConnell tries to move Trump’s acquittal into the express lane. #TheDailyShow
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  • @LizziesLukas
    @LizziesLukas 4 년 전 +786

    "wasn't wrong before, more correct now"
    *that is quite a sentence*

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 4 년 전 +1302

    "Abuse of Power is not an Impeachable Offense"
    I just don't have any words for this.

    • @crcoghill
      @crcoghill 4 년 전 +35

      I can think of a few, but i think Trump and his people would need a dictionary for them.

    • @xmob_brandage2635
      @xmob_brandage2635 4 년 전 +40

      Honestly I wonder what he would consider as an "Impeachable offense".

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 4 년 전 +66

      To paraphrase John Oliver, "Look up into the sky right now. Higher. No, higher still. Do you see that? Way up there? Way up above the clouds? That's rock bottom. And republicans are currently way down here."

    • @devins4686
      @devins4686 4 년 전 +65

      ​@@xmob_brandage2635 Trump could shoot someone in times square and i can imagine it going something like this:
      Trump: "It was a perfect shot , right in the head , there was no pain . The 12 angry democrats are just angry never trumpers!" ,
      Republicans: "Well he was holding the gun, it doesn't mean he shot anyone! "
      Democrats: "Trump will be impeached for attempted murder"
      Republicans: "Democrats are making up stories, he didnt attempt to murder someone, he only shot them!"
      I wonder if our republican senators will ever realize how stupid their rebuttals are. This is not a partisan issue. The American people want the truth. Not this stupid partisan horse shit.
      Also, Trump is a fucking nut job.

    • @Angelo_Dimarc0
      @Angelo_Dimarc0 4 년 전 +6

      @@devins4686
      Post this in the comments for everyone to get an understanding of this, and for the likes

  • @silentwitch8950
    @silentwitch8950 4 년 전 +689

    "Abuse of Power is not an Impeachable Offense"
    This sentence, I can't even-
    They're not even trying anymore 😂😂

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith 4 년 전 +65

      They already own all the senators necessary to insure Trump goes free. Why try? The Rule of Law has been overturned. Why try? No facts, NO witnesses, NO evidence. Why Try? They already own the voting machines, the hackers that alter them and the counters that count them.
      And when all THAT fails, they have the Electoral College, just as the DNC has their own rules to insure progressives do NOT win elections. Or even nominations.
      Our Democracy has been flushed away, thanks to Citizens Untied and corporate greed.

    • @alfalockeye9445
      @alfalockeye9445 4 년 전 +17

      @@thesoundsmith my faith in humanity still lives knowing there are people who preach the truth like you. Have a great day , greetings from Greece.

    • @baiaforev2407
      @baiaforev2407 4 년 전 +3

      I know right

    • @corkyshot6783
      @corkyshot6783 4 년 전 +23

      Classic scandal blueprint 101:
      It never happened
      It never happened and even if it did, it wasn’t that bad
      Ok it did happen, but not to the level that the fake media says it did
      Ok so maybe that happened too...but it’s not impeachable. It’s not even a crime!
      Oh it is a crime? Well that’s unconstitutional! That needs to be changed so it’s more correct.
      What about the shady democrats! Why isn’t anyone talking about that???

    • @virginiawallace87
      @virginiawallace87 4 년 전 +2

      David Kempton David! If I may. You have renewed my faith that someone “gets it” Very well put. Thank Yoi

  • @frocco7125
    @frocco7125 4 년 전 +687

    "I wasn't wrong, I'm just far more correct now."
    Sounds like doublespeak to me.

    • @evyshen7223
      @evyshen7223 4 년 전 +20

      Rocco Anders I LOVE THIS COMMENT!! 1984 squad

    • @njosborne6152
      @njosborne6152 4 년 전 +16

      Rocco Anders
      Orwellian‼️

    • @hunnerdayEDT
      @hunnerdayEDT 4 년 전 +11

      It's like saying: "I didn't cheat on my wife, I just slept with a woman who looked like my wife. "

    • @JH-xd1zo
      @JH-xd1zo 4 년 전 +2

      its a MEME candidate words when you submit your grades to your mom

    • @shobvious
      @shobvious 4 년 전 +6

      Could the difference be who he is representing? Dont think it would be in line with professional rules of conduct to throw your own client under the bus ... not sure though why he took the case, knowing he very publicly argued the exact opposite. Or is he very subtly throwing his client under the bus?

  • @MrMxxt
    @MrMxxt 4 년 전 +1615

    "Im just far more correct now" no wonder he represents trump, he talks just like him

    • @katherinekurzius290
      @katherinekurzius290 4 년 전 +26

      Yup, "I'm NEVER wrong!".

    • @Reige17
      @Reige17 4 년 전 +2

      @Split Dragon - I can just hear you doing an impression of Trevor doing an impression of Drumf, lol!

    • @bennyshambles
      @bennyshambles 4 년 전 +16

      Yeah, Trump’s pathological habit of never admitting he’s been wrong is contagious amongst his enablers.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 4 년 전 +8

      Folks Its called "alternative facts"

    • @lebredamcelroy832
      @lebredamcelroy832 4 년 전 +1

      He is FOLLOWING the INSTRUCTIONS of the cool laid man)* Jim JONES *TIME TO *GET WITH THE *REST OF THE *👿 DEVIL'S👿** HERE YR COOL "*LAID* TRUTLE 🐢 🐢 NECK* DIRT BAG 👈🏽

  • @JoseRamos-ql1gv
    @JoseRamos-ql1gv 4 년 전 +808

    "You don't have to commit a crime to be impeached, impeachment is about cleansing the office. -Lindsey Graham 😂😂😂🤧

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund 4 년 전 +354

    "I wasn't wrong, Im just far more correct now" is brought to you by the people who created such gems as "alternative facts" and "the truth isn't the truth"... 😂😂😂

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 4 년 전 +17

      Depends on what your definition of "is" is

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 4 년 전 +13

      You are either correct or you aren't. There are not degrees of correctness.

    • @victoriahicks5839
      @victoriahicks5839 4 년 전 +5

      Surge 1077 that is unless you’re taking standardized tests. Then you must always select the “most correct” answer 😒

    • @fynkozari9271
      @fynkozari9271 4 년 전 +1

      American news is better than their TV shows. Id rather watch the news than great shows like Game of thrones or Walking dead.

    • @Fede0779
      @Fede0779 4 년 전 +3

      Meaning that he's full of shit

  • @kunafox
    @kunafox 4 년 전 +20

    Anderson's face when that sentence was uttered ..best reaction. I'm mimicking it right now after seeing that.

  • @JageshemashFTW
    @JageshemashFTW 4 년 전 +181

    Girlfriend: Did you cheat on me?!
    Boyfriend: No! I’m just more faithful _now!_

  • @jamesmcgrath849
    @jamesmcgrath849 4 년 전 +796

    My son has better defenses when he's caught with cookie crumbs on his face and jar in-hand. Trumps legal team must have absolutely no shame.

    • @i_shoot_stuff
      @i_shoot_stuff 4 년 전 +9

      horseshit
      nobody uses a cookie jar

    • @ethanwheathin4457
      @ethanwheathin4457 4 년 전 +2

      Lamo the Democrats talk about how they want a "fair trial" when they themself didn't give trump a fair trial

    • @carolprice1389
      @carolprice1389 4 년 전

      YOU BET YA.

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 4 년 전 +33

      TheMetalCactus there was never a trial from the dems in the first place. What are you talking about? Quit spitting Trump rhetoric and learn how government works.

    • @jackieenois
      @jackieenois 4 년 전 +12

      Con artists that get way with anything backed up by brainwashed Trump supporter fed by any garbage fox introduce in their tiny brains.

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck 4 년 전 +890

    "I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue."
    -President Richard Nixon, reflecting on the Watergate scandal in 1978

    • @ozo4494
      @ozo4494 4 년 전 +17

      you knows things girl

    • @abshirahmed99
      @abshirahmed99 4 년 전 +21

      They get trained in speaking *not directly, but in way that can be used in 2 or more ways*
      It's nasty out here. Stay blessed

    • @kaluchijioke
      @kaluchijioke 4 년 전 +1

      Just Brillant!

    • @VORTEX___
      @VORTEX___ 4 년 전 +6

      you know that this statement is absolutely fine. Lying means telling an untruth intentionally. You know what you say is wrong and your intention is to deceive others.
      If you just say something that wasn't true but you thought it was true, you didn't lie.

    • @TTownTim
      @TTownTim 4 년 전 +3

      @Rusty Evans all races started in Africa...🔥🔥😎

  • @Philostophie
    @Philostophie 4 년 전 +130

    "Sir, I don't know why you keep questioning me?"
    "I'm not questioning you, I'm just asking you some questions."

    • @7bats42
      @7bats42 4 년 전 +6

      Lorenzo Fiorillo since when do I find my friends in KRplus comments?

  • @mercedesgomez8258
    @mercedesgomez8258 4 년 전 +408

    Sad 😔 we are looking into what comedians have to say about impeachment, they actually take it more seriously than politicians do nowadays.
    I can’t believe I made it this early😜

    • @rag9800
      @rag9800 4 년 전 +15

      Honestly, I've started paying more attention to these than I do the news. Just too much bias to rely on them to report everything.

    • @aidahhh
      @aidahhh 4 년 전

      I don't see how that's sad.

    • @damaspiderqueen
      @damaspiderqueen 4 년 전 +6

      mercedes gomez it’s been that way for a longtime....Shakespeare did it 😜

    • @atherious7949
      @atherious7949 4 년 전 +3

      This comment gave me whiplash :p

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 4 년 전 +6

      Sad but true. They seem to have more insight too.

  • @conniecrawford5231
    @conniecrawford5231 4 년 전 +278

    “In the dark of night” , corruption reigns.

    • @Kazutoification
      @Kazutoification 4 년 전 +10

      In the dark of the night, evil will find heeeeer.

    • @libbey05
      @libbey05 4 년 전 +1

      Connie Crawford they did that In Wisconsin in 2010 and the corruption is rampant

    • @TheLastHylianTitan
      @TheLastHylianTitan 4 년 전 +1

      Kazutoification In the dark of the night just before dawwwwwwwn

    • @tanmoysd2721
      @tanmoysd2721 4 년 전

      A democrat president raped a white house intern and then lied about it in trial but still democrat senators saved his butt from getting impeached. What makes you think republican will impeach their president only for a controversial phone call.

    • @somethingsgottagive8282
      @somethingsgottagive8282 4 년 전

      @@tanmoysd2721 They did impeach Clinton for lying to Congress. Trump won't even testify. Won't let other testify. The call is a big deal. Using tax payer funds to have a criminal investigation announced by a foreign country (same country Trump claims is to corrupt to be allowed to get aid that Congress appropriated). Then the coverup by ordering witnesses to not comply, withholding of documents. WOW. Every future president will take a page from this play book. Even if you think trump is innocent, can you imagine that how difficult it might be to prosecute a guilty future president, if they also block witnesses, put evidence in secret servers, block documents, etc. We need to think about the future impact and not just the here n now.

  • @aaronalbert4160
    @aaronalbert4160 4 년 전 +9

    Anderson Cooper's face lmao!!!

  • @moonled
    @moonled 4 년 전 +55

    "More correct now" - right up there with "alternative facts".

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 4 년 전 +612

    I like how the Republicans are acting like people won't remember this come November.

    • @jennifercounts2148
      @jennifercounts2148 4 년 전 +17

      Denial

    • @f8lphantom856
      @f8lphantom856 4 년 전 +8

      Turbid whatcha doing commenting on daily show videos and not Funhaus?

    • @SLCtica
      @SLCtica 4 년 전 +18

      Turbid TG1 we have to remember and vote

    • @johnbroe6116
      @johnbroe6116 4 년 전 +22

      unfortunately to the future of this country, the blindsided republicans are already forgetting

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 4 년 전 +37

      They're so pathetic.
      People say this all the time but it still rings true: "WHAT IF OBAMA DID THIS?!"
      Evil Turtle would have had a shit fit.
      Biased motherfuckers.

  • @nicholasschoonbeck6866
    @nicholasschoonbeck6866 4 년 전 +263

    And he defended Epstien -

    • @jasonsmith4969
      @jasonsmith4969 4 년 전 +17

      No one is bringing that up!!!

    • @jovi8422
      @jovi8422 4 년 전 +28

      He also had to resign as president of Baylor University for mishandling scores of rape allegations against student-athletes. So yeah, this guy has a lot of baggage.

    • @monkeysaiyen7196
      @monkeysaiyen7196 4 년 전 +17

      He said 11 year old girls were prostitutes so his clients wouldn't see prison.

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 4 년 전 +8

      1 21 20 Hey@@monkeysaiyen7196, Remember he kept his underwear on when he got that massage. I actually heard that come out of his mouth. smh. Be well. v

    • @cathleencooks748
      @cathleencooks748 4 년 전 +6

      @@jovi8422 It was Ken Starr that had to resign from Baylor. I know it boggles the mind trying to remember which one of Benedict Donald's criminal cronies committed which crime.

  • @whynotproductions9519
    @whynotproductions9519 4 년 전 +64

    Bro that’s not even like detention, that’s just school in general

    • @ghostmobiil
      @ghostmobiil 4 년 전

      As if they won't still do those things

  • @abdirashidabukar9839
    @abdirashidabukar9839 4 년 전 +209

    “For a guy who shares so much DNA with a Turtle, McConnell sure wants to move fast.”😂😂😂

    • @steventaylor1522
      @steventaylor1522 4 년 전 +2

      Abdirashid Abukar 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 4 년 전 +1

      Turtles can run surprisingly fast when they want to.

    • @m.w.3256
      @m.w.3256 4 년 전

      Twinodoom baby turtles 🐢 run fast to avoid being eaten alive!
      He really does look like a human turtle!

    • @abdirashidabukar9839
      @abdirashidabukar9839 4 년 전

      Twinodoom yeah like Mitch McConnell😂

    • @abdirashidabukar9839
      @abdirashidabukar9839 4 년 전

      Nick Dagrosa LOL he should

  • @Mr.Ramirez95
    @Mr.Ramirez95 4 년 전 +184

    *"I'm far more correct now"*
    I'm gonna use that against the wife when I get caught in the wrong.😂

    • @smendes2004
      @smendes2004 4 년 전 +8

      She will say the same when u catch her in the wrong...

    • @BigBoogookie
      @BigBoogookie 4 년 전 +7

      I get the feeling it'll go over as well for you as it has for Doucheowitz.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 4 년 전 +9

      And you will lose........BIGLY.

    • @connyleicht6567
      @connyleicht6567 4 년 전

      @@BigBoogookie As sad as it is. Anyway, one has to fight for one's rights, hasn't one??? 😈🤬😱👏

    • @anaheath
      @anaheath 4 년 전

      Silvia Mendes i just love This answer

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 4 년 전 +465

    Alan Dershowitz is the type of guy who hears about a parent killing his/her children and says, "how can I make money off this?"

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 4 년 전 +7

      It's called lawyer.

    • @214TwoOneFo
      @214TwoOneFo 4 년 전 +13

      Brian Koski wouldn’t say he isn’t, but never convicted. Alan Dershowitz is a disgusting human being regardless

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 4 년 전 +14

      @@wolframstahl1263 You could not pay me enough money to defend OJ, especially after seeing the images of Nicole Brown with her head nearly sawed off from his attack. Some things are not worth any amount of money. But not for Alan!

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 4 년 전 +12

      Yup. He's also demented.
      Harvard wants to retain the integrity of it's law school, they should force him to retire.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 4 년 전 +2

      @Spit Dragon Those are lawyers who primarily deal in personal injury cases.

  • @adrs1380
    @adrs1380 4 년 전 +32

    “Literally, the dark of night”.
    That settles it: they’re vampires.

  • @pdute1
    @pdute1 4 년 전 +114

    "I'm far more correct now than I was then.........[And when there is a Democratic President and I change my mind a third time, I will then be EVEN MORE correct!]"

  • @aishar6831
    @aishar6831 4 년 전 +77

    "I wasn't wrong i'am just far more correct now" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pinkrose5423
    @pinkrose5423 4 년 전 +47

    Wow, threat of going to jail for just having phone, talking, having to go to the bathroom 🤷‍♀️
    But potential “Abuse of Power” no problem 🤦‍♀️

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 년 전 +1

      I'm so tired of phones being mentioned... when the President is arguing immunity from all prosecution.
      Potential *Dictatorship* is worse than a few hours without a cellphone.

  • @synthiapyre5618
    @synthiapyre5618 4 년 전 +27

    School: "You failed your SAT. Got most the questions wrong."
    Student: "My answers were more correct though."

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 4 년 전 +27

    “The answer is 11.”
    “Incorrect.
    “I meant 17”
    “The answer is 18.”
    “I’m more correct now.”

  • @hazelpaulband
    @hazelpaulband 4 년 전 +23

    Love Trevor ❤️

  • @quasarsavage
    @quasarsavage 4 년 전 +34

    SO POOR THAT SENATORS actually have to do work

  • @TheHistorySoldier
    @TheHistorySoldier 4 년 전 +11

    Does anyone else wait for the obligatory "merh" every time Trevor does his McConnell impression? 😂

    • @AbstractM0use
      @AbstractM0use 4 년 전 +1

      Just as much as I waited for the obligatory "waah" whenever Jon Stewart did his Dick Cheney impression. 😄

    • @tawakaltoseni6095
      @tawakaltoseni6095 4 년 전

      You bet

  • @thechickenman3713
    @thechickenman3713 4 년 전 +11

    Reminds me of my English teacher: “these are all correct but this one is more correct”

  • @DaylightDigital
    @DaylightDigital 4 년 전 +35

    5:55 This Mitch impersonation is pure gold

    • @milaaquariosoulinc4994
      @milaaquariosoulinc4994 4 년 전 +3

      Best of the bit

    • @cynthp4
      @cynthp4 4 년 전 +2

      Murr

    • @jcspider7259
      @jcspider7259 4 년 전 +2

      Help vote the bastard out! YES, McConnell is up for re-election this year and. Even though I don't live in Kentucky, I'm contributing monthly to the person running against him. Amy McGrath is a strong candidate. If you want to see our country finally rid of this rancid curse, please do the same. GETTING RID OF THE CREEPY BASTARD is immensely important.

  • @speedy9753
    @speedy9753 4 년 전 +24

    1: Wrong
    2: Slightly wrong
    3:Correct
    4: Far more correct

  • @alexioelguapo
    @alexioelguapo 4 년 전 +35

    this world is crazy...adults talking like 5 year olds. "More correct?"

    • @Dhsu4321
      @Dhsu4321 4 년 전

      They are your senators.

    • @smile6063
      @smile6063 4 년 전

      Tell me about it children don’t creates confusion and war by the adults do for the children end up paying for the crime of the so-called adults and grown-up what is she

  • @shobvious
    @shobvious 4 년 전 +29

    Trump's lawyer: I was not wrong, I am just far more correct now"

  • @BLOW_MY_HEAD_OFF
    @BLOW_MY_HEAD_OFF 4 년 전 +259

    BREAKING NEWS: Depends undergarments stock skyrockets.

    • @brandonwright6578
      @brandonwright6578 4 년 전 +2

      John LeMahieu 😅😅😅🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂

    • @ThorWithHammer68
      @ThorWithHammer68 4 년 전 +1

      Stay crypto..:)

    • @charlespeakjr6337
      @charlespeakjr6337 4 년 전 +3

      Does McConnell have a bladder? We know that he has no heart, as well as no credibility.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 4 년 전

      @Emmett Hardie you're a millionaire in Iranian Rial currency? (fyi $1USD = 42,000 Iranian Rial)

    • @oscarwarren8017
      @oscarwarren8017 4 년 전

      remember keeping ones panties on, is a show of character...integrity

  • @bambam9690
    @bambam9690 4 년 전 +31

    Her: Did you lie to me?
    Me: No.. "I'm just far more correct now than then"

  • @Kobal2fr
    @Kobal2fr 4 년 전 +48

    "Damn. No talking, no phones, no unauthorized bathroom breaks..." - sounds like working at Amazon !

  • @kobe24OBCity
    @kobe24OBCity 4 년 전 +13

    How is it in his mind that “much more correct now” plays better than saying “I was wrong “ ?!?!

  • @hamo1701
    @hamo1701 4 년 전 +105

    Alan has some alternative facts I see...

    • @briankoski2532
      @briankoski2532 4 년 전 +1

      Yeah, it was an alternative to keep his underwear on or not too.
      He's fuckin sick!

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 4 년 전 +1

      1 21 20 Hey@@briankoski2532, I second that one! Be well. v

  • @AyoolaPonle
    @AyoolaPonle 4 년 전 +39

    "More correct" - the latest bad ass phrase of 2020.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 년 전 +4

      No badass. Stupid, cowardly,corrupt more like it

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 년 전 +1

      Same as "fake news" doublespeak used only by bu!!sh!t artists

    • @thomasellis8586
      @thomasellis8586 4 년 전 +1

      Goes right along with "alternative facts" I guess...

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 년 전 +4

    "I am saying that I'm much more correct, now."
    Proximity alert: palm approaching.

  • @lilibee3443
    @lilibee3443 4 년 전 +4

    That’s my new line when Im caught lying. “I wasn’t wrong. I’m just far more right now, than I was then.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 년 전 +77

    John Bolton: "Buy my book!"
    Me: "I'd like you to do us a favor though, because our country's been through a lot, and you know a lot about it. TESTIFY!"

    • @ittakesallkinds809
      @ittakesallkinds809 4 년 전 +4

      His patriotism is overwhelming, no? NO!

    • @ittakesallkinds809
      @ittakesallkinds809 4 년 전 +5

      I think Bolton's only love of country & government is the chance he might get to play general & bomb the shit out of people. So far his bombs bursting in air fantasies have been reigned in. So far . . .

    • @justsaying3729
      @justsaying3729 4 년 전 +2

      Please do not buy this book. If he wants something from the American public....do your due diligence and testify.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 년 전 +1

      @@ittakesallkinds809 But he probably would not risk perjury for Trump -He is crazy, but does keep copious notes and does not impress me as a liar - unlike Nunes,Pompeo,Ghouliani ,Mulvaney and the Trump inner circle of stooges. (6 already in prison)

    • @ittakesallkinds809
      @ittakesallkinds809 4 년 전 +1

      @@elbarjones4812 I agree with all of your points; I think he would be knowledgeable & truthful. My problem is with the games he's playing with testifying. First he won't testify, then when the articles of impeachment are out of the House, he will testify if subpoenaed, knowing full well that the republicans won't subpoena him, & probably won't let the Dems subpoena him. Hope his book ends up on the bargain table for $1 a copy.

  • @saywonap
    @saywonap 4 년 전 +10

    SNL gonna have a blast on Saturday . I can't wait to see 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @coldsoul333
    @coldsoul333 4 년 전 +6

    "I wasn't wrong then but I am more correct now" that's like "We dont lie, we just provide ulternative fact"

  • @fourcatsandagarden
    @fourcatsandagarden 4 년 전 +4

    gotta love the doublespeak - "Alternative Facts" and now "I am more correct now"

  • @KootFloris
    @KootFloris 4 년 전 +88

    "No, our crimes are okay, when we commit them. We're not minorities, we're the pinnacle of civiliza...eh, corruption." thus spoketh the presidential bunch.

    • @slayczar
      @slayczar 4 년 전 +1

      𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬. 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 .
      𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐝? 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 - 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞.

    • @mikecooper8462
      @mikecooper8462 4 년 전 +3

      No one in the GOP cares for facts or the rule of law. They will protect trump to the last man (or woman). Collins, romney and Murkowski will follow the party line. They fear the trump tweet.

    • @KootFloris
      @KootFloris 4 년 전 +2

      @@mikecooper8462 And I hope, that decision, will lead to their downfall. As the walls close in, they become more rampant, insane and obvious in their crimes. Soon they'll either must face threat of prison or tone down, or become fully fledged fascist to stay in power. I wonder, if that happens, whether the gun nuts will recognize it's their own side, they kept those guns for. ;) Oh irony.

    • @mikecooper8462
      @mikecooper8462 4 년 전 +2

      @@KootFloris a glimmer of hope remains with the voters in November, but even that may be a long shot with the disinformation campaign from trump's 'support nations', not to mention the vulnerability of our archaic voting system. And whom will hold them to account? trump's people blatantly ignore subpoenas with no consequences. cippilone outright LIED on the senate floor in front a chief justice. Will anything come of it? Most likely not. And take a look at what happened to avennetti the other day. Another retribution hit-job in the making (barr involvement). Look for the articles - I believe Maggie Haberman has something on it. trump's top cover is in place and working like a well oiled machine. And the GOP is in lock-step with dear leader.

    • @KootFloris
      @KootFloris 4 년 전

      @@mikecooper8462 Yes, and who does investigate voting rigging? I sorely missed in 2016 reports from the FBI being worried about this, both when Hillary backstabbed Bernie and irregularities like in Florida (again). It's all seems to be run by commissions who may or may not be listening. My hope is that the well-oiled machine is as stupid as some of its leaders. Each time they get away with it, they get a little bit more arrogant, until it's too brazen and too entitled and they screw up.

  • @Brittney1986
    @Brittney1986 4 년 전 +43

    Leave it to a lawyer to never admit any wrongdoing... after all it’s their job to twist any scenario into whatever it takes to avoid blame. Parasites.

    • @Domesticgoddess12
      @Domesticgoddess12 4 년 전 +3

      Lawyer said fast sounds like LIAR!!!! LML

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator 4 년 전

      That's not a lawyer trait, that's a narcissist trait.
      Just like Donald Trump.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 4 년 전

      @@FelisImpurrator six of one, half a dozen of the other

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator 4 년 전

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 I'm gonna go with mostly no here.

  • @drealithenn1429
    @drealithenn1429 4 년 전

    I love love love this! Thanks Trevor & Staff!!

  • @xamanikia13
    @xamanikia13 4 년 전 +1

    50 shades of correct!

  • @kamaljames8112
    @kamaljames8112 4 년 전 +18

    “I wasn’t wrong, I’m just far more correct now” quote of the year 😂😂

  • @DanielV91B
    @DanielV91B 4 년 전 +54

    "Pour the soup on your steak, muurrrr"

  • @Traveldan
    @Traveldan 4 년 전

    Ur impression of Mcconnel is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 PLZ do it more often 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zaclegoattack
    @zaclegoattack 4 년 전 +39

    If a Harvard law professor said,
    “I wasn’t wrong then, I am just more right now”
    This is now a valid reason to do almost anything guys (just cite Harvard).
    Have fun!

  • @namishiba
    @namishiba 4 년 전 +67

    Trevor: "We all did things we regret in the 90's"
    Me: oh right I was born

  • @liliana.es7984
    @liliana.es7984 4 년 전 +19

    Before trevor said that "its like the Senators are in detention", my 1st thought was "wow its like they're taking the SAT" lol

    • @lyreparadox
      @lyreparadox 4 년 전 +1

      My first thought was, "If the senate was always run like this, they might actually get something done."

  • @abidurrahman6754
    @abidurrahman6754 4 년 전 +2

    0:24, Damn, i was drinking Water.
    Thanks God no one was in front of me.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @daddymuggle
    @daddymuggle 4 년 전 +10

    "An insane legal team..."
    Truer words were never said.

  • @huemins
    @huemins 4 년 전 +102

    Im sad bc I cant watch the trial since Im a German and its almost 3am and I gotta work :'( trumps shit show needs to end. It's a joke if this doesn't end with him being held responsible

    • @fredmench4552
      @fredmench4552 4 년 전 +4

      It is a sadistic joke.

    • @devent5181
      @devent5181 4 년 전 +6

      You could watch the trial on youtube live with your phone and I agree, If trump gets away with this.... Life is bs

    • @JustMe-em7hl
      @JustMe-em7hl 4 년 전 +5

      It is very likely that he won't be convicted. Democrats would need to at least convince 20 Republican Senators, which isn't happening at all.

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 4 년 전 +1

      @@JustMe-em7hl thats why we wanted to hold the articles until after the 2020 election, after america votes in more democratic senators

    • @Kazutoification
      @Kazutoification 4 년 전 +5

      You can always follow independent media on KRplus or check out C-Span (they usually live-stream and archive live-streams).

  • @mnichols1979
    @mnichols1979 4 년 전 +9

    My grandfather used to say "I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong."

  • @MagnetoJones
    @MagnetoJones 4 년 전 +99

    “I wasn’t wrong, I’m just more correct now.”
    I’m gonna try that with my wife tonight. If you never see anymore comments from me, then you know how that went.

  • @aaronstuart2029
    @aaronstuart2029 4 년 전

    The way Anderson looked off camera has me DEEEEEAAAAAAAADDD!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MsElla415
    @MsElla415 4 년 전 +43

    I wasnt wrong then I'm just more righter now😂😂😂

    • @MO-to2dc
      @MO-to2dc 4 년 전

      😂

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 4 년 전 +1

      @@MO-to2dc also known as "alternative facts"

    • @tanmoysd2721
      @tanmoysd2721 4 년 전

      A democrat president raped a white house intern and then lied about it in trial but still democrat senators saved his butt from getting impeached. What makes you think republican will impeach their president only over a controversial phone call.

  • @gwick358
    @gwick358 4 년 전 +37

    He's more correct now. You crack me up. Turtle is trying to hide the facts from the people who supposedly are in charge. We all know that by the people for the people was out the window long ago. We need to take it back.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 4 년 전

      Then do it! Start with the 4th amendment and get rid of the TSA already!

  • @rudycolludi2242
    @rudycolludi2242 4 년 전

    Loved the McConnell impersonation. Really funny. 🤣🤣

  • @ivalles120
    @ivalles120 4 년 전 +3

    “Let’s keep things moving, muurrrrr”
    - Trevor doing Moscow Mitch
    😂🤣😂

  • @cagedtigersteve
    @cagedtigersteve 4 년 전 +25

    More correct now is something I would have expected from Kellyanne and her alternative facts.

    • @klee5790
      @klee5790 4 년 전 +1

      Caged They take all their notes from the same (anti) rule book.

  • @emmbeesea
    @emmbeesea 4 년 전 +7

    And so it begins.

  • @MrPatchPlays
    @MrPatchPlays 4 년 전 +22

    "More correct than before" sounds like the next "alternative facts"

  • @webwana
    @webwana 4 년 전 +4

    ...we are just gonna be less alive" 😂😂😂😂

  • @auntiepha8343
    @auntiepha8343 4 년 전 +65

    Stopped by just to say MOSCOW MITCH

    • @manzejo1
      @manzejo1 4 년 전 +2

      ThAts so yesterday it’s MiDNIGHT MITCH now

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 년 전 +2

      Stop -ped by just to say- MOSCOW MITCH

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 4 년 전 +36

    "Don't worry, we won't die. We're just much more alive now than we're about to be."

  • @mercykachigunda9418
    @mercykachigunda9418 4 년 전 +1

    I JUST LOVE ANDERSON COOPERS LAUGH....ITS THE BEST

  • @daveroland2590
    @daveroland2590 4 년 전 +7

    " I am for more correct now" and that is such an intelligent statement.

  • @beamerandthebeast3979
    @beamerandthebeast3979 4 년 전 +12

    I saw someone come into my pharmacy wearing a maga hat and asking for patient copays forgiveness. I'm just so confused as to why he supports a president that wants to take away patient copays assistance and the 340b program we offer...

    • @jcspider7259
      @jcspider7259 4 년 전 +1

      SHEER IDIOCY is the only explanation......................

  • @arimousse1568
    @arimousse1568 4 년 전 +18

    "in the dark of night"
    bring Batman out to save America.

  • @susanarupolo2212
    @susanarupolo2212 4 년 전

    You are great at this special moments. THANKS

  • @magzfx
    @magzfx 4 년 전

    Trevor, you are the most correct and never wrong :-)

  • @LXNL
    @LXNL 4 년 전 +20

    Alan Dershowitz damn near shortcircuited Anderson Cooper. Poor guy!

    • @LXNL
      @LXNL 4 년 전 +6

      @Philip K the people are allowing it. And you might say no, but Americans only stand up for what they want to stand up for. But my friend, let's see if they'll stand up come November. This upcoming election is gonna be what defines America and Americans.

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 4 년 전

      @@LXNL Not if the Russians hack it. Paper ballots

  • @nicholasschoonbeck6866

    Wait, can we smuggle drinks into the GOP so they have to pee & go to jail?

  • @ajohndaeal-asad6731
    @ajohndaeal-asad6731 4 년 전 +2

    “... I wasn’t wrong, I am just far more correct now than I was back then.”
    I legit need a t-Shirt that says this😂😁😂

  • @Ricky911_
    @Ricky911_ 4 년 전 +8

    "I wasn't wrong, I'm just more correct now." Is that even English?

  • @TheBanaxel
    @TheBanaxel 4 년 전 +36

    Is this guy related to Kelly Conway it sounds like her

  • @somethingginterestingg4275

    Forgot to mention he was the lawyer for Epstein and Harvey Weinstein as well l

  • @reecesamuel2023
    @reecesamuel2023 4 년 전

    "I love the 90's legally team" was a great line, yet no applause???
    This crowd blows...

  • @kreevroseworth5215
    @kreevroseworth5215 4 년 전 +5

    It is called doublethink. The ability to hold essentially two contradictory ideas.

    • @justinlai2035
      @justinlai2035 4 년 전

      one libs are very familiar with!

    • @cherylalt101
      @cherylalt101 4 년 전

      Ahmed Ali to go along with an extra large helping of doublespeak lol.

  • @beth_9214
    @beth_9214 4 년 전 +3

    "I'm more correct now"... I'm soooooo using that one!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sylasstorer
    @sylasstorer 4 년 전 +6

    Thank you for curing my boredom 🙏😂😅

  • @EgyptianLotus95
    @EgyptianLotus95 4 년 전 +1

    The "DNA of a turtle" part killed me 😂😂

  • @ARRaju-bb5fo
    @ARRaju-bb5fo 4 년 전 +3

    I can't wait using this "I wasn’t wrong before, I'm just more correct now"

  • @amandamartin8788
    @amandamartin8788 4 년 전 +4

    Let the games begin!

  • @Jeffman978
    @Jeffman978 4 년 전 +29

    Me - selects “A” on a multiple choice question.
    Teacher - marks it wrong
    Me - why?
    Teacher - A wasn’t wrong, it just wasn’t the most correct answer
    Me - ......

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 4 년 전

      "Then give me a half point for being half right on this half-as test you half-ased"

    • @BluBonsai
      @BluBonsai 4 년 전

      LSAT vibe check

    • @Hexanitrobenzene
      @Hexanitrobenzene 4 년 전

      ...and that is why standardized testing is wrong. But it's so much simpler to check, so...

  • @ThenegryZumba
    @ThenegryZumba 4 년 전

    They are playing with our mind!!

  • @nicksilver3757
    @nicksilver3757 4 년 전 +3

    2:22 Even the anchorman can't keep a straight face... He's like looking off screen for help XD

    • @vguyver2
      @vguyver2 4 년 전

      He looks at the camera crew and prosucer in complete bewilderment and trying not crack under the sheer idiotic lunacy of the statement.

  • @jasonjimerson7046
    @jasonjimerson7046 4 년 전 +21

    Say Alan, what flavor was the Kool-aid did Trump offer you?

  • @Crissy_tina
    @Crissy_tina 4 년 전

    I am totally going to use that line from now on. 👍🏽❣

  • @danieljgore1
    @danieljgore1 4 년 전 +1

    Liked this for the McConnel impression... lol

  • @rationallion9438
    @rationallion9438 4 년 전 +15

    GOP: The House rushed Impeachment
    McConnell: Hold my Lettuce Juice