Jordan Klepper on Trump's Bible Grift and GOP Reaction to Baltimore Bridge Collapse | The Daily Show

Thanks bro that means a lot 💯

Same man! I’m offended on their behalf. It’s blasphemy and disgusting and I can’t believe are falling for this.

Same here.

Yet they don't care

I'm agnostic myself and yet even I am disgusted with the blatant heresy.

This is one hilarious way to play their weird anagram game😂

I love it!!

Definitely stealing this! 👌🏿😂

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That's very clever and I love it!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you!

Yeah but there is this. Voting for Biden because you hate Trump is like voting for Castro because you hat Batista. It will f us all over forever. Hate, like love, is blind.

@Norman: But, but Trump has "many" all over his home. Doesn't he get Christian points for that?

​@@user-cm8xp1oy3qmy lñ he uses them as door stops

It's a slap in God's face💯

i doubt he never opened A bible.😅

@@gracierodriguez676 I doubt he ever opened a bible!

trump IS SUCH a LIAR!, he Fought the U.S CONSTITUTION EVERY step of the way, And if Reelected WILL AGAIN! What does his BASE see in him ?

I hear if you put "Armitrage" on a cue card, he will sh@rt himself!

Then bragged and took credit for the benefits when it hit their district!

True dat

I saw a doco that said It's all so old & because the new just gets built over the old then can't be updated without bankrupting the country & every state.

@@lephtovermeetper usual

Florida goes how Russia goes….

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Truer words have never been spoken.

Trump isn't a fascist, he's a conman. No more, no less.

When all the horrible and illegal business practices culminate in a person without a care for a single person but himself, it shall be named Donald Trump.
- Every Person Living on Earth except MAGA Republican Sheep

he means when europeans came to palestine the nazis hided in the crowde and they waved there flags ahhaahaha

Yeah that segment was really fun.

Just thinking the same thing. He's great.

Yes!!! I've loved him for years now and he is starting to get the recognition he deserveS!

So fun seeing him!

Hes no christian, he just knows the dribbling rubes need him to be, and just like them lip service is enough.

Buying one seems like it’d be sacrilegious.

Yeah. The dumbest part is that Trump seems to think that the pledge of allegiance is a founding document of the US... despite being created at least after the Civil War, if not WW1.

The magamorons will clamor to buy trump's bibles, but most of them can't even read, lol

They really are only looking for the lip service. These tRumpers love it.​@@barzdinstone3831

and probably printed upside down !

Put "modern american" before fascist and I would agree 🤓

It's just a caricature of the stereotypes of America. Trump selling books that are half bible half American constitution. And people will buy it. Holly...

“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross.”
- Sinclair Lewis

Who needs separation of church and state 😅

To his followers this only proves how “Godly” of a man Trump is. They’re so blind they can’t see he’s a charlatan, a wolf in sheep’s clothing, a man who would say anything to get back into power and to destroy his “enemies”.

77 million at least

Try 70 million.

As an atheist, I have to say, this is bedrock Christianity

CINOs

Amen.

Easy to spot from a mile away

I feel like he would actively describe an antichrist. He pretty much goes against most of Christian teaching.

Yeah, unfortunately, people who vote for Trump are ignoring every word Jesus ever said, so…

Beware of all religion

Okay, will do. Thanks!!

@@araucariapasquale1 does it actually hurt to have that much cognitive dissonance? Just curious.

@@Templar462 does it hurt to jump to conclusions this much? 😄

Please leave your big words at home when talking to those cultist ignoramuses. Like, Trump, his voters only read at a third grade level.​@@Templar462

If Godzilla attacked the bridge they blame the President

its like all the nice germans who walked through the parking lot everyday, and the saw volkswagens with swastika's and bumper stickers that said if you hear the word culture reach for your revolver

100% ...

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Said by Sinclair Lewis. Repeated by everyone.

Trump's elaborate comb over hides his 666 birthmark.

@@rolingston66 Exodus chapter 20 verse 14, NIV:
"14 “You shall not commit adultery."
Ironically those aren't the REAL 10 Commandments - see Exodus chapter 34 verses 10 - 26 for those, but the supposedly 10 Commandments that poorly educated Christians BELIEVE are the real ones are the preamble to a laundry list of dozens of commandments that the Israelites, Hebrews and Jews were supposed to keep.

Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

@@rolingston66 So Holier Than Thou how many families did you personally buy the food for and feed last Chistmas? Me, 250 families with my own money, multiple tons of food, delivered by 20+ members of my family, you ZERO!!! LOL what a Holier Than Thou clown.

@@rolingston66 I have multiple not that it is any of your business. But Swine Holier Than Thou you are judged by your actions not your empty holier than thou words. Remember that and contribute to society instead of mocking it with your worthless words, or oinks more like.

@@rolingston66 OH! You mean human sacrifice.

LOL They know how to create sock accounts in grade one.

Fascist can't let parents be parents

complete bs

Yeah, I think kleppers take is wrong along with desantis.
The only way to enforce (and not even then) is to make everyone prove their age... oh yeah, the new freedom

This is not the role of government in a democracy. DeSantis is a fascist.

Jesus: love your neighbour as yourself
Trump: build a wall to keep your neighbours out and make them pay for it
However, Trump did follow David's example of committing adultery and then trying to cover it up only to have it blow up in your face spectacularly

And ... separation of church and state

Why does everyone forget about the OTHER 17 Amendments, we have 27, not 10!

And the 2 Corinthians he thinks are 2 dudes. 😂

Pledges allegiance to Russia

It literally doesn't matter to them 😂

call them the snake-oil bible, t-ump grifting edition.

It's become obvious that this dude is intentionally mocking his own supporters stupidity and gullibility.

@@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt I mean... at this point... I'm not saying it's okay, but...

It's only a paper moon

Even better, its a matter of time they blamed DEI

A border wall with Mexico is not nearly enough protection. We need a barrier around every harbor and along the coastlines. Nothing gets in or out!

I was waiting for them to blame it on the democrats.

What’s worse is that I was pleasantly surprised they didn’t blame it on trans people.

First video I saw the comment section was a siren call to all the paranoid bigots on yt

I don't see what you're saying. When you're banning things ,adults have the ability to give children access. They're not banning adults they're banning kids. What you just said is giving parents the ability to Parent the way they choose to.

@@msdeaver1 They said if you're under 14 you won't be able to use Tik-Tok, They are BANNING certain books from libraries etc. and it goes on and on. They want to BAN contraceptives next. Little by little they will have complete control. Maybe you aren't watching what's going on in MANY states.

@@msdeaver1oh, so kids don’t have rights?? I’m not talking about elementary students. I’m talking about middle and high school students. Don’t they have a right to read books in their libraries that parents may not agree with? These “bad books” have been in school libraries for decades and now all of a sudden they’re considered bad?? It’s all about control with you republicans. Did you turn out bad due to reading a book??

Social media? Just take the computers out of the kids' bedrooms and put them somewhere you (the parents) can see what's going on.

@@veramae4098 13 year olds have cell phones now and portable laptops too. Hardly anyone has a fixed computer in their bedroom anymore. They need to learn about the dangers and responsibilities of the internet and the real world. We can't ban stuff and shelter the kids, that doesn't work. Like abstinence. It doesn't work.

hey, it's my favourite book. the pages are soft and absorbent. i've kept a copy beside my johnson ever since the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of '20, just in case ...

He is lying. "Art of the Deal" is his favorite book. Although he didn't actually write it - a ghost writer did (nor has he read it in all probability).

It was almost as if he surprised even himself and just dug in for the rest of the pitch 😄

@@covertusername Exactly, you worded it well.

This is the only hope for the Republican agenda today. This guy.

Easily the best part of the segment and the hardest I've laughed at TDS in years.

Really Love this guy Josh. He IS a treasure ❤

If only something could be done about those legs.

Agreed!😂❤😂

​@chinkasuyaro8983 😂😂😂

Right?! That’s what I’ve learned after seeing his disgusting face every day everywhere!

He already has it. The ruling is more indication of the two tier justice system-one for rich people, one for us.

@@SlimKeith11 its hilarious that you think he has it. he's broke and jared kushner won't give him the money from his $5b deal with the Saudi Prince.

@@crosstudioKushner doesn’t have any money left, he wasted it all; he doesn’t have any better business sense than his wife or her father does. They just inherit more money from people.

They will get it down to $300.00 and a chunk of cloth from his mugshot suit.

It is part of the acting. 😂.

Fantastic eye acting!

Many of our bridges are rated D or lower.

Republicans are even more duplicitous than politicians already are by default.
They're inherently bad people with no empathy for others. Absurdly disgusting.

Nope

@@liberalshaveitallbackwards4667a liberal that shaves it all backwards? That sounds painful.

​@@plod985 And misreading things and broadcasting it seems pretty consistent

@@jefferson7097 They out themselves every time. Every time one learns what the "social" in Social Security means, they have to wear a helmet so they don't make a mess when their mind is blown.

He wasn’t really funny.

@@untergehermuc he’s growing into it. Have you seen any of his standup? He’s more of a long form storyteller. He’s just needs to learn to package it into these short segments. (I am a fan, and I’m rooting for him to make the best of this opportunity)…

Agreed!!! 💯

I think he’s really funny. I’ve seen a few of his other DS segments, & they’re all funny. The one about how it’s hard times on “Sesame Street” killed me.

Fun fact, he's been a writer for the show since 2017!

AMEN TO THAT

My thoughts exactly!

Absolutely.

I'm open to the idea of Jordan and Desi at the desk, with Josh as the lead correspondent.

The material was great but his performance was weak.

@@beeilve
Nah.

I'm torn, because he IS great behind the desk, but his field work is top-notch. Nobody else comes close.

ya someone who blames everything on trump how original at the sometime making light about the fact we are in a war with a nuclear super power.

I could never do what he does at those tRump rallies. I'd be too angry.@@presentfuture7563

I say put Desi Lydic on the desk and put Jordan out in the field and have them both on every episode.

I'm torn between him and Desi. Jordan I think is ultra-polarizing but the classical fit. Desi has such a solid sarcastic delivery in tune with Stewart with just about the right break in scripted moments. Honestly, if the cast could agree with it, I think the rolling host works for the show. Granted, it's a salary, ego, and agent nightmare.
Dulce's appearances in other media seems to indicate there is internal strife with Stewart's return. Even though it seems to be to set order again after Noah's chaotic leave.

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The way I gasped when I heard his name. He’s hilarious and totally deserves more attention, great fit for the Daily Show too

Me too! ❤

First time I ever found him funny

It's not worse - evil is also evil.

Not sure it as far as blasphemy, but sacrilegious probably covers it.

Plus it is taking advantage of the poor and uneducated

And now, apparently, you can *HOLD* a collection of those "prayers" brought to you by none other than *Orange Jesus.*

Even black metal artists are like wow don't go that far.

An* An* An oath. 🤦🏼‍♀️

But we saw Chief Justice Roberts administer the oath of office to you, Donald, on the steps of the Capitol and witnessed by "the largest crowd ever to attend a presidential inauguration".

Didn't take an oath to "support" the Constitution, according to the meaning-murderers.

@@JohnWerner-te5zy An you think the orange shitesack listened?

hypocrisy is their brand at this point. we shouldn't be surprised.

Cite the oath of allegiance ...

I know right?

@@AKHill-gj2uy No.

Well yes, but... there was that golden statue of The Defendant @ cpac.

@@LeafHuntress That was a lark. Evangelicals worship the Bible.

I love his stand-up, really wonderful to see him shine like this.

Absolutely! I love seeing him on here, and he's probably the most prolific standup guy online.

That's right 😢😢😢

It really is

Yes but everything Trump's cult stands for. And that's all that matters to them.
They should read Revelations. Where the antichrist shows up and they all start following him and wear his mark on their foreheads.
Cough cough MAGA hats and and all the hate.
There's certainly no love like evangelical hate.

Awwwe soy boy has hurty feelings.LOSER.
TRUMP 2024 🙌🙌🙌🙌

Really? Are you sure you have the accurate list of what they stood for? Is slavery on your copy?

Not entirely. I mean...the settler colonialism, racism, bigotry, pro-genocide and pro-slavery misogyny, etc. etc. etc.

@@weareallbornmad410yeah when it comes to this topic with the Bible…he is right you want a list? How bout a single part of the first amendment of the bill of rights..specifically the establishment clause on religion lets you know our country’s/government has complete neutrality and that is clearly stated..and favoring any religious values is a blatant disrespect and disregard to our country’s founding document..also just a little fun fact the majority of the founding fathers where deism not Christian.

He's finding his groove. Killer deliveries. Today's bit had me dying.

Oh my goodness, i love him, i'm in actual tears here. Get all the children on SM to protect -Jos- other people.

He's so underrated

Hasn't he been on the show for years

@@CaptainMcBallz I've only seen him twice at this point, but to be fair I don't watch via cable anymore soooo idk 🤷‍♂️

And Satan is charming.

Satan isn't real.. so now what?

@@morbidmanmusic Yes, that was my exact point. Sigh...

😆 true, just look at the temptation story in the gospel of Matthew

@@2b16p Exactly. 🙂

That's partially the point. The ban would put parents in the position of liability.

That would work for about 10 seconds until that 12-year old told somebody else they were on social media and BAM, now you're off. Plus, it wouldn't be that hard for social media companies to use census data and determine the public's age if they wanted to.
Heck, with most Facebook accounts, I could find out the age of about everyone within 6 degrees of separation of me. It'd be even easier for a social media company to do that. That doesn't even include language level analysis, requiring documentation to start a social media account, etc that should also occur.
Just because social media is run irresponsibly by a bunch of millionaires doesn't mean it couldn't actually be run properly to prevent problems if they cared.

@@MrBrock314 Key words, "if they want to".

What happened to all that "no nanny state" Republican BS?

Nor I, my friend

They make sure the cord on the mic they give him is very, very short.

Me too he is hilarious!! Trumpers can’t even tell they are being insulted.

Im with you my man. TRU.PTY DU.PTY TO JAIL!

Me too love Klepper!

And at 14 are plenty old enough to have a baby too. Madness!

​@dmcdan1004 Well they're going to need all the spare time they can get when to raise that kid.

😂

Are you saying Trump is America?

@@SeanPat1001I think he’s saying trump as a leader running the country type of thing..similar to that fiery Italian who was a leader within the early 20th century.

@@88walka I asked that because Trump often claims attacks on his actions are attacks on America.

... Challenge accepted.

That's exactly what I thought

I wonder if his version of the Constitution says presidents have total immunity for everything they do.

At least they're on different pages! ..right?

Yeah, that's what the Declaration of Independence is for! Duh!

Nailed it to a cross.

Well it made me raise my eyebrows. Maybe I'm getting old but, I fully expected it to be Obama's fault. I mean, everything else is. lol

@@larrymunn5279
I heard that Obama was steering, and Biden said "Go to the left!!!"

I will bet that Space Lasers had a lot to do with the bridge collapse.

​@@kentesdall308It's because the ship's crew was vaccinated

All of these comments are funny af 🫢😆😂🤣😂🤣😉

That’s actually not a Sinclair Lewis quote. It was James Waterman Wise, I believe.

@@MacLaw3084 Whoever said it, the fact that it's actually happening is scary.

​@@MacLaw3084 it's not. James Waterman Wise said that fascism will be "wrapped up in the American flag and heralded as a plea for liberty and the preservation of the constitution". He never mentioned any bible.

I believe Barry Goldwater borrowed this phrase back in the day. He paraphrased it to be, "When fascism comes to American it will be draped in the flag and carrying a cross." I paraphrase.

You want to see Josh’s johnson?