Game Theory: Spiderman is a CRIMINAL! (Spider Man PS4)

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  • @hereisnickscott
    @hereisnickscott 5 년 전 +19849

    J. Jonah Jameson is one of the best characters in comics and this theory is a good example why. In most every representation of him whether it is the comics (though with such a deep history JJJ has done more villainous things in that medium but he's also done very good things not only for peter parker but many other people), the Sam Raimi movies, or this game he's always depicted has hating spider-man and spreading wild theories about him, but there's always more to him than that and a certain grain of truth in his words. JJJ is always shown to have enough integrity to stand up for others, wether it's not selling out peter parker when the green goblin is literally threatening his life in spider-man 1, or the many examples you've shown in this game, what makes Jonah so endearing is that behind the rough exterior he really does a good heart behind him when greed or his vendetta against spider-man doesn't get in the way. One of the better examples of Jonah's good side was his role in the Silk comics, where he was constantly supportive and cared about Cindy Moon.

    • @jesus-qd5ol
      @jesus-qd5ol 5 년 전 +89

      dascottman33 jeez😰

    • @Nash-
      @Nash- 5 년 전 +244

      He still constantly tries to ruin Peter Parker's career tho

    • @dohatom
      @dohatom 5 년 전 +86

      *_TL;DR_*

    • @siegfried7988
      @siegfried7988 5 년 전 +34

      HERO JJJ

    • @ichisirus
      @ichisirus 5 년 전 +86

      J. Jona Jameson is the Marvel universe version of Alex Jones only...BETTER!!! Because of the crazy things going on, you need JJJ to deal crazy!

  • @Keijo_
    @Keijo_ 4 년 전 +5592

    The virus thing at the end was way too relevant for being over a year old and it makes me uncomfortable

  • @MastaofPasta
    @MastaofPasta 2 년 전 +2923

    It's actually amazing how similar that JJ impression at the start is to his appearance in No Way Home, including the product placement!

  • @ToxiChaos
    @ToxiChaos 2 년 전 +846

    MatPats depiction of J. Jonah Jameson in the MCU was terrifyingly accurate...

    • @prowthegamer
      @prowthegamer 2 년 전 +9

      Fr

    • @Kooale-rx7jf
      @Kooale-rx7jf 년 전 +8

      @@prowthegamer because marvel hired him as a storywritter lol

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 년 전 +5

      J.Jonah Jameson saying “You have to do better!” Both better and Before falcon and winter soldier since 1963.

    • @Nova-my5ki
      @Nova-my5ki 10 개월 전 +1

      @That One Genshin Dude it was revealed to me in a dream

    • @carloscool7662
      @carloscool7662 9 개월 전 +1

      even the suplements fr

  • @taylandube3526
    @taylandube3526 2 년 전 +486

    gotta love how in Spiderman no way home j.jonah actually advertised something matpat must be psychic

    • @jasonfrancis9262
      @jasonfrancis9262 년 전 +8

      The character is an Alex Jones expy. Not exactly a prescient prediction

  • @DyrianLightbringer
    @DyrianLightbringer 3 년 전 +2840

    "Canonically Spider-Man's web dissolves in about an hour, something he even admits in the game."
    "Those won't hold long"
    55 backpacks...

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 3 년 전 +433

      I think in the game he says he has different types of webbing.
      So the Temporary ones he brings around during crime fighting, so people aren't having to clean up all the webbing, just the residue it leaves.
      And then more permanent one for his projects

    • @Not_RyomenSukuna
      @Not_RyomenSukuna 2 년 전 +51

      @@kharnthebetrayer8251 this is too much for my brain ;-;

    • @thepanthion
      @thepanthion 2 년 전 +57

      What if they're high on a building stuck to the wall? It'd evaporate and they'd fall..

    • @Not_RyomenSukuna
      @Not_RyomenSukuna 2 년 전 +26

      @@thepanthion coom.

    • @lrkcm373
      @lrkcm373 2 년 전 +76

      Casually forgets that some backpacks have been webbed for upwards of 8 years.

  • @robertcarrillo8485
    @robertcarrillo8485 3 년 전 +1957

    Fun fact in the comics Jonah admits he's hard on Spider-Man to push him to be better. Since one time when he started to be on spidey's side he lost his son because Spider-Man couldn't save him. He then blamed himself for not pushing Spider-Man to be better and went right back to berating him. Jonah knowingly acts as a force to push Spider-Man to be better in most mediums, he actually appreciates Spider-Man behind the scenes.

    • @letyzelaya824
      @letyzelaya824 3 년 전 +93

      Yes he does this is more proof he’s a good guy also no one replied on this comment so I am.

    • @kareemcheese3.0
      @kareemcheese3.0 3 년 전 +18

      A

    • @stephenbyrne2170
      @stephenbyrne2170 3 년 전 +11

      I don't believe that. And I never will, unless I hear it from his mouth.

    • @alanalvarez2153
      @alanalvarez2153 3 년 전 +49

      yeah, and in other part, he created an anti-spider unit wich caused destruction to the whole city and used all its founds, just to capture spiderman.... JJ is confusing

    • @Davis...
      @Davis... 3 년 전 +9

      *W I C H*
      *C O M I C*

  • @jensennguyen02
    @jensennguyen02 10 개월 전 +98

    I think what makes spiderman as a character great is that
    Jonah is right, theres no reason to trust someone like spiderman. A vigilante who no one knows what they are thinking and no training. However Spiderman flies against that completely because his intentions are always pure and he knows exactly what he is doing in a situation. Its hard to question who spiderman is when he has built this career where he is able to save everyone he comes across

  • @royalflush7768
    @royalflush7768 2 년 전 +176

    I love how he managed to perfectly predict how jj was gonna look in the mcu town to the plug for energy supplements

  • @damiandiaz147
    @damiandiaz147 2 년 전 +1205

    “Jared write that down that was a good one”
    The best line

  • @shittyname2657
    @shittyname2657 5 년 전 +4748

    This video was sponsored by the daily bugle.

  • @SuperiorCase
    @SuperiorCase 2 년 전 +41

    0:36 HE PREDICTED IT

  • @O.D25
    @O.D25 2 년 전 +34

    0:26 Wow, matpat called it

  • @youngstay2989
    @youngstay2989 4 년 전 +2118

    “Do not violate the quarantine, stay in your homes..” *uncomfortable because of what i heard gang*

    • @mahfuzvx3967
      @mahfuzvx3967 4 년 전 +9

      Bruh

    • @youngstay2989
      @youngstay2989 4 년 전 +20

      Mahfuz VX like i mean he knew what was gonna happen since the beginning...

    • @mahfuzvx3967
      @mahfuzvx3967 4 년 전 +17

      @@youngstay2989 insomniac knew what was up.Give or take a year.

    • @ax_lz
      @ax_lz 3 년 전 +4

      lol I just got spider man in may and when I got to the devil's breath part it always reminded me of corona

    • @thecarnivoroustoe1778
      @thecarnivoroustoe1778 3 년 전

      S A M E

  • @KEBIN-hypothermic
    @KEBIN-hypothermic 4 년 전 +1977

    MatPat predicted the JJJ web news in spiderman : far form home

  • @vippandabear2870
    @vippandabear2870 10 개월 전 +16

    Throughout the game I thought that the main issues with spiderman that JJJ has had a lot of truth to it. But when he says things like spiderman is flying through smog clouds to get high and that spiderman is eating pigeons is when he loses me

  • @kaimorgan4976
    @kaimorgan4976 2 년 전 +54

    His bit about JJJ was so insanely accurate to No Way Home

  • @GFDIAA
    @GFDIAA 5 년 전 +1804

    Nice try JJJ , we know its you

    • @unheardtuna1998
      @unheardtuna1998 5 년 전 +40

      Oh god he almost fooled me thanks for revealing the truth

    • @Diagonalstuff
      @Diagonalstuff 5 년 전 +13

      Shinoop the Daily Bugle sponsored this

    • @janjan5690
      @janjan5690 4 년 전 +3

      And remember that's just a theory

    • @jameschung6106
      @jameschung6106 4 년 전 +2

      Yeah, but it could be true🤫

    • @UserName-me7pj
      @UserName-me7pj 4 년 전 +2

      @@afoxperson6194 If it weren't for Spiderman, those villains wouldn't be everywhere. Really his fault.

  • @FrogEnjoyer17
    @FrogEnjoyer17 5 년 전 +698

    * J. Jonah Jameson slaps desk *
    *I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN*

    • @MrSkysenGames
      @MrSkysenGames 5 년 전 +18

      *~slaps desk~*
      You can fit so many pictures of Spider-Man on this thing!

    • @dappercharmer9176
      @dappercharmer9176 5 년 전 +16

      Nice Meme
      MatPat: This is a KRplus channel about Videogame theories
      J. Jonah Jamieson: *slaps desk* Then bring me theories of Spiderman!

    • @akmask1258
      @akmask1258 5 년 전 +2

      *HES A MENACE*

    • @officerspider7996
      @officerspider7996 5 년 전 +5

      *J. Jonah Slaps Peter*
      THIS BAD BOY BRINGS ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN

    • @Thesprittomb05
      @Thesprittomb05 5 년 전 +2

      "Law and order" DUN DUN

  • @kylearmitage9323
    @kylearmitage9323 년 전 +80

    MattPatt was actually pretty accurate to how J Jonah Jamison would be in no way home

  • @Fernando-ek8jp
    @Fernando-ek8jp 년 전 +34

    One of the biggest problems with the Kingpin argument is that, well, you know: the police was the one doing the raid. Spider-Man helped, but without him you'd have: dozens of dead cops and a fugitive Kingpin with a still diminished enough presence

    • @bibigamer502
      @bibigamer502 년 전 +4

      Apparently it was Spider-Man’s fault that the police were on their way to arrest Fisk

    • @venusstar2963
      @venusstar2963 10 개월 전 +5

      @@bibigamer502 Spiderman brought them the evidence needed to convict Fisk for his crimes, and assisted in his arrest. This does not change the fact that the Police were already seeking out the information needed to bring Fisk to justice. The power vaccum would have happened sooner or later, Spiderman's intervention merely sped up the process.

    • @bibigamer502
      @bibigamer502 10 개월 전 +1

      @@venusstar2963 and did Spider-man or the police know what was going to happen after that?

    • @venusstar2963
      @venusstar2963 10 개월 전 +1

      @@bibigamer502 Not specifically the rise of power of Li and the demons, but as far as predicting a potential gang war, I would say that yes, they anticipated it.

    • @bibigamer502
      @bibigamer502 10 개월 전 +2

      @@venusstar2963 and they were already working on making the city safer pior to Li and the demons attacking were they not

  • @neverknown2054
    @neverknown2054 3 년 전 +995

    Also, J Jonah Jameson knows that Spider-Man listens to his podcasts, and him calling out Spider-Man and pushing him to be better is something he does consciously.

  • @dubiousdeliquite6641
    @dubiousdeliquite6641 3 년 전 +3086

    Huh, he dealt with the quarantine better than tons of people did in real life

    • @conchi1868
      @conchi1868 3 년 전 +14

      :/

    • @carlosarce3743
      @carlosarce3743 3 년 전 +10

      What

    • @dubiousdeliquite6641
      @dubiousdeliquite6641 3 년 전 +103

      Carlos Arce saying "stay inside with your families, dont go running around in the city, if we try to leave the city it will only spread the disease making the cure take longer to develop", stuff like that, when in real life during covid a ton of numbskulls kept constantly going out into town with their friends
      At least in my town

    • @carlosarce3743
      @carlosarce3743 3 년 전 +3

      Dubious Deliquite okay I said what because I did not understand but until I watched the whole video

    • @captainofensivo1855
      @captainofensivo1855 3 년 전 +7

      Its True😉

  • @Robin_Is
    @Robin_Is 11 개월 전 +28

    It is astounding how MatPat predicted the MCU's, J. Jonah Jameson.

  • @IanIsSwag
    @IanIsSwag 2 년 전 +14

    I like to imagine that Spider-Man knows this- in Spider-Man miles morales when he gets the suit from Peter, it’s connected to the JJJ podcast and he says “the guys a masochist” but I like to believe it’s because he intended on Miles listening to JJJ and realizing that he DOES push you to be better and is a decent guy under the surface

  • @hatenate7921
    @hatenate7921 5 년 전 +413

    "Peter Parker helped Otto Octavius create this incredibly dangerous prosthetic, then DOESNT SHOW UP TO WORK ON TIME!"
    That bastard.

    • @nin3509
      @nin3509 5 년 전 +5

      O noes how could you spooder man

    • @shadowultr8646
      @shadowultr8646 5 년 전 +6

      I mean u can't always be on time while ur TRYING to save NYC and I mean trying because his fisk take down was him trying to take down the grandfather and end that whole mess

    • @scarletpsychowolf3578
      @scarletpsychowolf3578 5 년 전 +7

      Peter did tell him to not use the neural interface because it would affect his mind, but noooo, seconds after Peter left, he immediately turned it back on while watching the news about Osborn

    • @DiegoGonzalez-we7cn
      @DiegoGonzalez-we7cn 5 년 전

      Nah you the basterd

    • @DiegoGonzalez-we7cn
      @DiegoGonzalez-we7cn 5 년 전

      Bastard

  • @masonheitner8410
    @masonheitner8410 3 년 전 +1658

    Quarantine? Troops arresting protesters?
    Jonah J. Sir, you have predicted the future. And you are on the right side of history for both.

    • @captainofensivo1855
      @captainofensivo1855 3 년 전 +16

      Thank you young man

    • @jazzyethecrimefighter
      @jazzyethecrimefighter 3 년 전 +57

      @Lonely Underscore those are rioters not protesters theres a difference.

    • @snazzymask9620
      @snazzymask9620 3 년 전 +40

      I'm sorry? You call those protestors? I call them street terrorists.

    • @jazzyethecrimefighter
      @jazzyethecrimefighter 3 년 전 +22

      @@snazzymask9620 there are still peaceful protests going on not all of them are violent

    • @fart648
      @fart648 3 년 전 +21

      Yeah troops arresting protesters because they got Molotovs thrown at them because a few officers abused there abilities while everyone else has to pww are h the price

  • @deaconpoole7577
    @deaconpoole7577 2 년 전 +31

    I love how Matpat was SPOT ON with modern JJ with this one. 😂

  • @joel9104
    @joel9104 년 전 +40

    I cant believe how correct matpat was with that intro bit

  • @monpak1
    @monpak1 4 년 전 +456

    the quarantine part is literally today

  • @lof1l769
    @lof1l769 2 년 전 +18

    the fact that his skit is accurate with how it happened in no way home cracks me up

  • @rylanlakatos9736
    @rylanlakatos9736 2 년 전 +10

    5:38 LiKe AmOnG uS!!!!111!!

  • @loading4354
    @loading4354 3 년 전 +596

    *"Think Spider-man Think, you're a Menace!"*
    -JJJ

    • @fatimazz
      @fatimazz 2 년 전 +13

      Amazing reference.

    • @quentin1330
      @quentin1330 2 년 전 +4

      @Abraham Lincoln Amazing pun

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 년 전 +11

      "What do you expect to have at the end of your crime fighting?!"
      "You... Jameson..."

    • @nojob16
      @nojob16 2 년 전

      One more like and 500

    • @TheZestyJester09
      @TheZestyJester09 2 년 전

      Peter: when will I get to save you?
      J.J.J: that's the best pet, you don't

  • @Mrs.Keisha1
    @Mrs.Keisha1 3 년 전 +320

    “Releases a virus all over New York”
    that quote hasn’t aged well 👀

  • @qwerple2749
    @qwerple2749 2 년 전 +15

    The intro aged really well

  • @Seabassthebass1101
    @Seabassthebass1101 2 년 전 +5

    This intro looking back is VERY CLOSE scary close to the NWH scene

  • @aussietalks6642
    @aussietalks6642 4 년 전 +229

    10:16 we ain’t gonna talk about how he just threw GARBAGE INTO THE OCEAN

    • @2kgaming225
      @2kgaming225 4 년 전 +4

      That was what u had to do for a side mission I have the game

    • @karu671
      @karu671 4 년 전 +9

      Its a sewer, garbage ain't the only thing going in the ocean. XD

    • @obiwankenobi1377
      @obiwankenobi1377 4 년 전 +3

      Oh yehh! GRETA GET IN HERE

  • @Henke_YT
    @Henke_YT 5 년 전 +3582

    This video was made by J Jonah Jameson gang

    • @oboelord4610
      @oboelord4610 5 년 전 +15

      More like cave johnson

    • @elizathegamer413
      @elizathegamer413 5 년 전 +3

      @@oboelord4610 Honestly yeah I thought that too

    • @weebaverage3026
      @weebaverage3026 5 년 전 +9

      No joke, I was gonna joke about this

    • @Iamstickman
      @Iamstickman 5 년 전 +3

      @@oboelord4610 he's not voiced by Cave Johnson in this game. He's voiced by Reinhardt. Also Ardyn.

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 5 년 전

      That meme is dead already.

  • @Yeeeeeeeehawcowboy
    @Yeeeeeeeehawcowboy 2 년 전 +12

    his depiction of modern JJJ ended up being so darn accurate lol

  • @the_middle_twix488
    @the_middle_twix488 년 전 +16

    Wow it’s almost scary how well MatPat nailed what Jameson would be in the MCU 👏👏

  • @giraffe9676
    @giraffe9676 4 년 전 +892

    sPoIlEr AlErT fOr Far From Home:
    THEY ADDED THE DAILY BUGLE AS AN AFTER CREDITS SCENE.

    • @emmarose2628
      @emmarose2628 4 년 전 +15

      I seen that movie before so i tapped it

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 4 년 전 +12

      @@liuyuchenliuyuchen2486 were you honestly surprised? hes a member of the sinister six

    • @danorose9746
      @danorose9746 4 년 전 +1

      I know! I can’t believe it!

    • @omarditz2833
      @omarditz2833 4 년 전 +2

      Yeah it was terrible reaveling his identity

    • @talkedcookie9463
      @talkedcookie9463 4 년 전 +1

      Yeah I have eyes and can here too! Crazy

  • @iDidItForClout
    @iDidItForClout 5 년 전 +487

    **Stan Lee would like to know your location**

  • @Deitiess
    @Deitiess 2 년 전 +7

    11:36 is the most cursed thing I’ve ever seen

  • @ther.w.d.channel1501
    @ther.w.d.channel1501 2 년 전 +7

    0:31 he sorta got that right😂

  • @connor.k2012
    @connor.k2012 4 년 전 +835

    Me: Send pic
    Her: what you wanna see? 😉😜
    Me: Spider-man
    Her: What??
    Me: *bangs fist on table in anger*

  • @TheGoat-wd3wk
    @TheGoat-wd3wk 3 년 전 +1210

    Don’t you just hate when a jj podcast starts as soon as you get to a mission

  • @anythingman101
    @anythingman101 2 년 전 +11

    I love how he basically predicted The Daily Bugle scene in no way home🤣

  • @prestonlogan3808
    @prestonlogan3808 10 개월 전 +2

    Another thing jj is right about is the rhino. One of his podcasts has him say that someone at the prison has told him rhino is in a more secure cell, to which jj asks " if there was a more secure cell why wasn't he in it"

  • @comicsans9240
    @comicsans9240 5 년 전 +227

    The real menace
    Are the people that forget the hyphen in Spider-Man...
    Mat...

    • @prakharmishra5187
      @prakharmishra5187 5 년 전 +7

      "Writing your memoirs? Don't forget the hyphen between Spider and Man."

    • @chocolatebrownies4978
      @chocolatebrownies4978 5 년 전 +3

      Another one is that he put spiderman and spider man IN THE TITLE!!!!

    • @zerosamus2641
      @zerosamus2641 5 년 전 +3

      Comic Sans92 Stan Lee himself admitted that his mood gets ruined when someone forgets the hyphen lmao

  • @shilohelgin2408
    @shilohelgin2408 3 년 전 +627

    I’m starting to think that Matt Pat is the J Jonah Jameson of real life.

    • @arbiduzzamansyed4254
      @arbiduzzamansyed4254 3 년 전 +5

      I don’t get it

    • @SunshineRey
      @SunshineRey 3 년 전 +26

      @@arbiduzzamansyed4254 to many people Matthew sounds crazy, or like he’s just rambling trying to make it sound like he’s actually saying a coherent story, but if you take it from his prospective, it sound less like it’s crazy and more like it’s true. That’s basically what Matthew is trying to say in this theory, only about J Jonah and not himself.

    • @markmagician2471
      @markmagician2471 3 년 전 +3

      Or his son

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 3 년 전 +7

      @@SunshineRey But unlike Jameson sometimes, Mat doesn't go out of his way to be pretentious about it. He's just like: "I'm just saying, BUT HEY ITS JUST A THEORY".

    • @slishslash9202
      @slishslash9202 3 년 전 +1

      r/WHOOSH

  • @FlareCrest
    @FlareCrest 2 년 전 +11

    That J. Jonah prediction was so spot on

  • @JoeMama-bg1im
    @JoeMama-bg1im 2 년 전 +16

    The intro aged extremely well 😂

  • @aduck5011
    @aduck5011 5 년 전 +919

    Proud of Matpat for getting his new job at the Daily bugle👍👍

  • @emarythomp
    @emarythomp 5 년 전 +255

    This theory was good except for the fact that you blamed Spider-Man for the arrest of Fisk. Fisk’s arrest was something made by police. The police were going to arrest him whether or not Spider-Man was present. He was only there to insure a more safe arrest for police since Fisk was responding by committing assault on police which would further incriminate him. A power vacuum would of occurred anyway. Spider-Man just made it faster. So to blame him isn’t entirely the full truth

    • @worldoffiction4882
      @worldoffiction4882 5 년 전 +27

      The police were likely to fail, there were cops working for Fisk (remember how they got upstairs before Spider-Man?), they probably knew when the police were going to move and definitely had an escape plan for Fisk.

    • @michaelkeha
      @michaelkeha 5 년 전 +27

      @@worldoffiction4882 yeah and all it would take is one over eager cop to blow Fisk's brians out and the power gap would have occured anyway it's a classic Indina Jones situation the net end result would always be the same

    • @q345ify
      @q345ify 5 년 전 +26

      well oftentimes when police are about to take down a major crime figure they prepare for the power vacuum by increasing police presence in at risk areas, and if all else fails using undercover cops and informants in criminal organizations to put more stable/ less murderous leaders in power

    • @Iambadboy88
      @Iambadboy88 5 년 전 +17

      The whole theory fell apart. This theory was more about JJ being a good guy and not a bad guy, than it was about Spidey being a bad guy.

    • @thellamaking5132
      @thellamaking5132 5 년 전 +4

      The police would not have gotten Fisk if Spiderman wasn't there. For one, Fisk had cops on his payroll and a lot of weapons and 2, all the evidence would have been erased by the time the cops made it to the evidence room so they wouldn't be able to keep him locked up.

  • @fromthethirdplanet

    The fact that he predicted the way the Daily Bugle was presented in No Way Home…

  • @12524isreal
    @12524isreal 5 년 전 +634

    Alright, it's confirmed. J. Jonah Jameson funds MatPat's channels.

  • @vicool217
    @vicool217 2 년 전 +200

    I have a problem with Matt’s argument. Spider-man brutally kicks people around and punches them and fights them brutally, but they get up and fight like nothing happened each time even if they are only 1 hit away from a K.O. So maybe the people in this world are just more resilient.

    • @dajuanwhitaker1785
      @dajuanwhitaker1785 년 전 +74

      I'm late to this but also those same thugs that spiderman is fighting "brutally" are throwing molotovs, have taser wands and shooting him. Hell even when the police say that they don't need his help it's evidently clear that they do otherwise they wouldn't take so damn long to stop those riots.

    • @YTHandlesSuck
      @YTHandlesSuck 년 전 +13

      That’s video game physics for ya lol

    • @TheUnseenFuture
      @TheUnseenFuture 년 전 +21

      Many comics and sources say spider man is holding back because if he wasn't, one punch can dislocate a jaw and just maim a man's face. But still, when web swinging is involved, that's more tricky.

    • @ked49
      @ked49 9 개월 전

      @@TheUnseenFutureclean off,

    • @lcc2348
      @lcc2348 7 개월 전 +1

      honestly I'm convinced there's a knock off super serum that all of New York's criminals have just to survive a fight with Spider-Man

  • @XsurvivorX21
    @XsurvivorX21 3 개월 전 +3

    Here in 2024 looking back at my favorite matpat vids and i still cant believe hes retiring cry😭💔

    • @TaylorGBlack
      @TaylorGBlack 2 개월 전

      So do you just comment on all his videos like this now or what's up with that?

  • @williamshaw5716
    @williamshaw5716 5 개월 전 +2

    He actually predicted what j Johan Jameson is like in the mcu

  • @CrabLegsWinston
    @CrabLegsWinston 5 년 전 +522

    But HEY that's just...... the facts with j. Matpat Jameson

    • @phrog2125
      @phrog2125 5 년 전 +2

      GA1J1 N YOU ARE A FLIPPING GENIUS, but I think his actual name is J. Jonah MatPat

    • @luxersmultiverse5379
      @luxersmultiverse5379 5 년 전

      The greatest lie that marvel ever told was to convince the world that The children of Thanos could lose against cap black widow and falcon .

  • @odeliarose13
    @odeliarose13 5 년 전 +330

    Matpat is secretly JJJ lol

    • @ishankumar4471
      @ishankumar4471 5 년 전

      Odelia Ray JJJ is secretly mat pat and is using the daily bugle to find it. That's why "matpat" is supporting him so much

    • @odeliarose13
      @odeliarose13 5 년 전

      Yeah that too

  • @Stridity
    @Stridity 년 전 +3

    The Spiderman from the video game is more agressive than the ones from the movies

  • @Willanator_w
    @Willanator_w 2 년 전 +3

    He predicted j Jonah pretty accurately but the colors are wrong

  • @jeremyausdemore7263
    @jeremyausdemore7263 4 년 전 +160

    16:21 *clears throat* DO NOT VIOLATE THE QUARANTINE

  • @DragonballBlack
    @DragonballBlack 5 년 전 +3247

    J. Jonah Jameson Hacked The Game Theorists Channel!

  • @jamaalbourne1659
    @jamaalbourne1659 2 년 전 +3

    The JJJ skit in the Intro is now Canon lol

  • @Saizzzzz
    @Saizzzzz 6 개월 전 +4

    you know what's criminal? you not putting that hyphen in between spider and man

  • @Fire_Summoner
    @Fire_Summoner 5 년 전 +218

    The Game Theorist would like to thank its sponsor for today: *The Daily Bugle*

  • @SomeAustrianGuy_
    @SomeAustrianGuy_ 5 년 전 +315

    I want that JJJ Juice..
    Gosh, that sounds so fcking wrong...

  • @hgicey5274
    @hgicey5274 2 년 전 +2

    In another film theory episode matpat shows how JJ protected peter parker when goblin came and asked who was getting Spidey pics and he denied it in risk of his life. Y'all should see that ep if you haven't

  • @ollietomlinson3290
    @ollietomlinson3290 2 년 전 +3

    I always thought Jamison as just a annoying crackpot, but he really is the only voice of reason in the spider man world

  • @emperormilk_
    @emperormilk_ 3 년 전 +209

    Are we gonna talk about the fact that matpat predicted J Jonah Jamesion in Far From Home

  • @pizzaking444
    @pizzaking444 3 년 전 +251

    You know how when he Webb’s criminals to the side a building when they fall of
    All I remember is “those Webb’s dissolve in an hour.

    • @Cch_05
      @Cch_05 3 년 전 +11

      Pretty sure the cops get em down before that

    • @lbmemer6120
      @lbmemer6120 3 년 전 +11

      in 2 hours

    • @amsinnite
      @amsinnite 3 년 전 +1

      @@lbmemer6120 #preston #Unspeakable #beckbrojack

    • @hariodinio
      @hariodinio 3 년 전 +13

      Here is a thing. If the webbing in the game supposedly doesnt last long, explain them there backpacks

    • @Die2934
      @Die2934 3 년 전 +5

      @@hariodinio honestly I don't think the creators we're even thinking when they made peter say "fine those webs or whatever he said won't last long even tho he said that them backpacks been there for a while

  • @tomassmith1519
    @tomassmith1519 5 개월 전 +2

    One little problem tho: In the Wraith DLC it becomes clear that the cops in this universe are very incompetent

  • @jarjarl
    @jarjarl 2 년 전 +6

    I know I'm 3 years late but they totally copied you for the j Jonah Jameson in spider man no way home even down to the product placement

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 5 년 전 +633

    It sounds like JJJ should be running for president at this point.

    • @DrMadd
      @DrMadd 5 년 전 +24

      Daniel Staples Well in the comics he did become the mayor of New York City.

    • @DarkZerol
      @DarkZerol 5 년 전 +10

      He did, J. K. Simmons actually went on to potray the POTUS in the 2008 videogame Red Alert 3.

    • @isaiahdiaz4252
      @isaiahdiaz4252 5 년 전

      Don’t put that image in my head

    • @patrickbeattie3496
      @patrickbeattie3496 5 년 전 +2

      At one point in the comics, he did become mayor of New York.
      (He resigned due to the green goblin almost destroying New York and his spider slayers being hacked)

    • @GintoGento
      @GintoGento 5 년 전

      He did in the coMics once i think

  • @jocab4154
    @jocab4154 2 년 전 +184

    “Canonically the webbing only lasts an hour”
    Spider-man’s backpacks from 8 years ago:

    • @Churrs
      @Churrs 2 년 전 +1

      It’s different webbing probably

    • @spideyboy-wb6wi
      @spideyboy-wb6wi 2 년 전 +10

      He actually did change his webbing just so he wouldn’t leave so many webs all over new york

    • @ericdillingham6858
      @ericdillingham6858 년 전 +2

      Sorry, spider-man has a webbing backpack?

    • @Draco.Invictus
      @Draco.Invictus 년 전 +4

      @@ericdillingham6858 When Pete would switch to Spidey, he would always stow his backpack somewhere safe so he could go back for it later...well you can collect all the backpacks around the city from his 8 years of being Spidey.

  • @DistaLatania
    @DistaLatania 3 개월 전 +1

    Honestly, JJJ is one of my favorite characters, just from the way he goes opera singer on the news.

  • @cb-9938
    @cb-9938 년 전 +1

    I have a theory that before Doctor Octavius used the interface and it affected his mind he was working with Martin Lee.
    -Martin gets shocked to rob a bank, Octavius gets his equipment back by "calling in favors"
    - Shockers gauntlets had been upgraded, like all the other villains get when they get freed.
    - Octavius was part of the experiment that made Martin
    And both had a hatred for Osbourne
    I believe that he was helping from the start from the subtle hints. But only insomniac can say

  • @namecannotbeblank6858
    @namecannotbeblank6858 5 년 전 +590

    Writing your title? Don't forget the hyphen between spider and man

  • @lewisdavidson571
    @lewisdavidson571 5 년 전 +331

    Rhino wants to be normal again. Vulture has spinal cancer. Scorpion wants a clean slate. Li wants to kill the man who refused to help after causing him kill his parents. Ock wants to expose the man who's held himself above him for so long.
    The only one that really is a villain is Electro who wants to become pure energy.
    If Spider-Man got Rhino out of the suit and destroyed it, did everything he could to help out Vulture, go after the criminal organisations Scorpion is indebted to and expose Osborn for all his wrongdoings there would be no Sinister Six.

    • @dannyscipio1777
      @dannyscipio1777 5 년 전 +44

      Except for Li, Otto,MAYBE Scorpion(won't get into it though) I mean seriously Norman may have been a prick, but that doesn't mean releasing
      1.Violent Criminals onto the city and
      2. Release a bioweapon onto the city.
      Just to get back at him, damn he even tried to help BOTH of them move on, but they refused and kept going, not Spideys fault,not Norman's completely, the people who reacted to their wrongdoings would kill millions to "correct" it. Stop reaching and find another reason to discredit Spiderman.

    • @Eiko-tt9ng
      @Eiko-tt9ng 4 년 전 +5

      But still they might have there bad problems they should try and get help and not take out there anger on the innocent people in the city.

    • @AmberMetallicScorpion
      @AmberMetallicScorpion 4 년 전 +2

      what's wrong with wanting to become pure energy by doing so he'd be able to move faster than lightspeed as he doesn't have the drawback of being made of matter,sure he wouldn't be able to survive but still

    • @LuisZap16
      @LuisZap16 4 년 전 +4

      Ikr he even says spider man kills if you look on the side of the building you can see that a web attaches the enemy's to the wall meaning they don't die

    • @henry5172
      @henry5172 4 년 전

      Li and Otto are not justified. That's what an extremist would say. Also scorpion is still a criminal regardless.

  • @hobbitnerdsteamworks
    @hobbitnerdsteamworks 2 년 전 +3

    J Jonah Joint Juice > Daily Fix Protein or whatever it was called in No Way Home

  • @davidaveryrousey285
    @davidaveryrousey285 2 년 전 +2

    Yooo why was matpat spot on about j jona in the mcu especially with the supplements

  • @DubZeroSP
    @DubZeroSP 5 년 전 +221

    "So you won't kill, but you're fine with traumatic brain damage?"

  • @renaissancenerd3801
    @renaissancenerd3801 3 년 전 +667

    MatPat: I wonder what J Jonah Jameson would be like today
    Jon Watts: *laughs in Far From Home*

  • @dennis_s
    @dennis_s 년 전 +10

    I respect J.J.Jameson in a whole new way now.

  • @nickhill257
    @nickhill257 2 년 전 +1

    J Jonah Jameson "all American except all that stuff we imported from China" at 0:36 is amazing

  • @Crisxyz15
    @Crisxyz15 3 년 전 +246

    Meanwhile iron man: disintegrating everyone with its laser beam

    • @elitegaming3056
      @elitegaming3056 3 년 전 +6

      Those aren't lAsEr BeAmS...not even close.

    • @thunder45728
      @thunder45728 3 년 전 +9

      @@elitegaming3056 they are close to laser beams

    • @ahmadsaed51
      @ahmadsaed51 3 년 전 +6

      @@thunder45728 they aren’t fatal all the time he hits people with them a lot and they don’t die ( eg: falcon in civil war after war machine got hit )

    • @waltersanford1461
      @waltersanford1461 3 년 전 +2

      Lazer BEAN

    • @ericturner6286
      @ericturner6286 2 년 전 +1

      It's a repulsor burst. Not a laser.

  • @HelDeo
    @HelDeo 5 년 전 +145

    Gamora:All this time i knew him he only had one goal
    J.Jonah: I WANT SPIDER MAN!!!!!

  • @MLFireSoul
    @MLFireSoul 5 개월 전 +1

    I remember when this video was uploaded I didn't watch it since I wanted to play Spider-Man myself first it took 5 years and it finally got ported to PC now I can watch this and the Mile Morales Theory :)

  • @failedhook7140
    @failedhook7140 2 년 전 +1

    He literally hit it square on the bullseye down to the atom on the JJJ impression on what they would do with him 💀💀💀

  • @THEKXRMANETWORK
    @THEKXRMANETWORK 5 년 전 +200

    My only issue with Jonah’s argument is him and Spider-Man exist in a universe where the Avengers and Black Panther and hell possibly other characters like Daredevil and the defenders or maybe even the X-Men etc. exist, and when they fight, they’re battles cause MASS damage. So why doesn’t he go for them too? It doesn’t make much sense to me(other than T’Challa because he’s a king he can do whatever the hell he wants as long as he is politically sound)

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 5 년 전 +40

      Avengers are government funded and Daredevil is a lawyer.

    • @suckatchess
      @suckatchess 5 년 전 +12

      Causes major damage fighting villians > Allows everything to be completely destroyed.
      Pick one! Lol!

    • @nayrbhaes8120
      @nayrbhaes8120 5 년 전 +14

      Hes a local newspaper he need not tell his citizens what is happening down in Black Panther town. Unless they're are in new york too, idk.

    • @anthonyfox9759
      @anthonyfox9759 5 년 전 +13

      I agree (except T'challa doing whatever he wants. He cant just go to a foreign country and start blowing things up, no matter his justification) I think the reason the Avengers are not included in his rants is to avoid taking the spotlight off Spiderman. It is a game that is entirely focused on him after all.

    • @Zombie_Chow
      @Zombie_Chow 5 년 전 +2

      @@richiesahlin6409 Peter is just a scientist who wants to make the world a better place.

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337

    I actually once heard a theory that 1 of the reasons Triple J is always hammering it in that Spider-Man is a menace is because he wants Spider-Man to protect people. Tell me, what makes certain people, or maybe even you, more likely to help someone? Is it the constant praise that helping someone might bring, or someone else criticizing you and saying you never help? It's usually the latter, because when praised, you feel like you're in a position of power, and like PS4 Jonah says, 'Power corrupts', but when ridiculed certain people will go out of their way to disprove that criticism, which is what Jonah is counting on. In plenty of the comics, Spider-Man gets so fed up with Jonah, he goes out of his way to save people, which actually helped Jonah save his son plenty of times. If Jonah had never given Spider-Man those criticisms, he would've never gone out of his way to disprove him, and Jonah's son would've died by then. It's why Jonah tells people in 1 of his podcasts to dial it back on praise when he finally gives Spider-Man a compliment, he doesn't want it to go to Spider-Man's head, he even says so in that same podcast. Jonah clearly hates Spider-Man because of what masked people did to him in the past, all the laws that Spider-Man has broken, the fact that no one knows who he is, and the fact that consequences never come his way, but the reason he never rants about other mysterious masked heroes is because Spider-Man will actually help stop smaller crimes, and he wants to make sure Spider-Man will go out of his way to stop those crimes. At least that's what I'd like to believe, (Hes also kind of a conspiracy theorist in PS4 but I mean who wouldn't be in a place like Marvel New York?))

    • @lordsolaire6202
      @lordsolaire6202 4 년 전 +14

      Really good theory!

    • @sarbjitkaur3595
      @sarbjitkaur3595 4 년 전 +8

      Nice theory also makes sense

    • @eleyas9266
      @eleyas9266 4 년 전 +8

      Woah this theory is kinda good

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 4 년 전 +9

      Nerd Sync explained that he wanted SpiderMan to actually consider his actions.

    • @Sim-Ona
      @Sim-Ona 4 년 전 +10

      I mean sure, what you say is true... but keep criticising someone when they're trying to do well and never give them recognition for what they do is not exactly pleasant.. (I'm not talking about this case specifically, I mean in general). Imagine a good student whos quite good at school, but the teacher wants him to really shine and use all his potential so he keeps holding back on him and saying he didnt do good enough. Maybe in the beginning the boy would then try and do better, trying to impress the teacher and prove to him that he's good. Again the teacher criticises him. The student tries again. No good. No matter what he does, he never seems to be recognised by the teacher for his merits. At which point the boy's like "You know what? F it. I am trying my best and it serves no good. Why would I even try so hard and study so much if I'm getting criticised either way?" right? I feel there should be a balance between trying to push someone to do their best and straight up discouraging them due to never being appreciated.

  • @vivee2805
    @vivee2805 2 년 전 +6

    surprisingly accurate rendition of JJJ in the mcu

  • @blobking6595
    @blobking6595 2 년 전 +4

    7:31 lmao why is mccree i mean cassidy there?

  • @astro.mp3348
    @astro.mp3348 4 년 전 +246

    16:15, spiderman ps4 literally predicted the future for the 2020 quarentine

    • @ilovefidel8532
      @ilovefidel8532 4 년 전 +3

      astro.mp3 no, no they didn’t just bc they say the word quarantine doesn’t mean they predicted u like begger

    • @enternallis9999
      @enternallis9999 4 년 전 +8

      @@ilovefidel8532 r/wooooosh

    • @callum5808
      @callum5808 3 년 전 +6

      Burnt Chicken Nuggets just a joke dude, chill, you have a bad day?

    • @danielochoa9343
      @danielochoa9343 3 년 전 +4

      Burnt Chicken Nuggets r/woooosh and also he didn’t ask for likes

    • @legowilley2181
      @legowilley2181 3 년 전 +2

      @@ilovefidel8532 play the game

  • @oliverkirkland420
    @oliverkirkland420 5 년 전 +498

    Spoodermon best villain 11/10

  • @cann2828
    @cann2828 2 년 전 +12

    apparently, spider man in the comics has always been pulling his punches so imagine what power he could land on those criminals.

  • @amazing_gator
    @amazing_gator 6 개월 전 +2

    This makes me question my childhood. I need to go sit down.

  • @starwick5403
    @starwick5403 5 년 전 +682

    Hey mat i Have a theory
    What if THANOS Snapped 2 Times in a row?

    • @melancholygirl7793
      @melancholygirl7793 5 년 전 +16

      Make this comment popular so matpat can do it!

    • @anibalprime9050
      @anibalprime9050 5 년 전 +11

      Depends on what he wanted to do.
      The Gauntlet isn't only a snaping device, it can do pretty much anything.
      If we're talking about the MCU then it's unknown if it would work again as only one snap (a alteration on a universal scale) caused the gauntlet to melt and burn.
      Thus we're uncertain of the effect that could cause a second snap
      (Maybe it works, Maybe it doesn't)
      But that's the MCU
      If it were to happen in the Comic Books this wouldn't be an issue.
      Had he snapped again, then he could have killed the other remaining Half of the universe or only 1/4 of life in the universe.
      (If he we're to snap again, what would he think about? Killing half of the remaining universe or just Killing half of the universe? His obviously aware that he killed half of the universe before so would only snap to kill 1/4 of the universe this time? Or the other 1/2 to finish the job?)
      It all comes down to Thanos himself, what exactly would be the purpose of the second snap to begin with?

    • @DrChimp
      @DrChimp 5 년 전 +131

      Then 1/4 of the universe would stand

    • @Bakkcom
      @Bakkcom 5 년 전 +2

      @@melancholygirl7793 lok

    • @aijzoo5226
      @aijzoo5226 5 년 전 +49

      If he snapped 1000000 times he still wouldnt be able to erase the universe