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Credits:
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"It's a parody indie game with lots of disturbing lore, hidden ARG elements, and a dead kid?"
MatPat: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
No apparently not
we watched the video
Woah u said the opening joke wow that's so funny and original
Oh I know : Baldi's Basics! If you lose or finish endless mode, *👉YOU'RE👉* the dead kid!!
@@jerryspoops and theres a ton of other alive kids… i think
Imagine how sad the creators would be if nobody figured out that there was lore and that they all thought it was a weird can game
Yeah, I made a game like that, I think issue is that it was too hard and scared off people
@@pixelamerica6601 aww I’m sorry 💕
So zardys mase
@@0oforical lol
@@pixelamerica6601 some creators have the same issue but what they often times do is make a fake account on a social media or buy an account or pay someone with LORE reveal on a small scale. all it takes is one hook to fall
Great idea: A sequel!
Just think; "Only Cans: 2nd Sipp"
Cool
two cans one sip
Only Cans: Premium Subscription
Only cans: can of fizz
Only Cans: The Last Can
MatPat: “if it says don’t open, we should open it!”
Also MatPat: “just trust me on this, DONT SEARCH IT UP”
theres an answer to everything
fnaf: human souls
minecraft: human souls
friday night funkin: human souls
only cans: human souls
Hm...
Hold up...
Wait a minute...
Somethin ain’t right...
@@drunkginger0077 I’m starting to see a pattern I don’t like
Connected universes
But not minecraft
"limited edition jelly bean flavor to get close to high ranking politicians" for those of you unaware, Ronald Reagan was the president at the time, and he always had a jar of Jelly Bellies on his desk, and was regularly seen eating jelly beans in public.
cat
So what your saying is , that if Mat Pat becomes President of the United States he can be bribed with a coke flavored Jelly Bean .
@@WhatHandlesAreAvailable cat
And then Reagan mentioned that he liked them and they were sold out in like every store in the country
@@garybrown2039 Diet coke
6:44 as a romanian,i was taken abback by the simple mention of my country. Really shows how literally any kind of interpretation matters huh♡
Same
The person who wanted this episode either:
1. Likes BFDI or
2. Heard "YOYLECAKE!" online and liked it
I literally jumped when I heard him say yoylecake
I have a problem
I liked it
I want yoylecake
1:34
"My name is Juicy Melon, I'm the soda sent by Cyberlife."
is this a Detroit become human reference?
@@parmesean_ yes
I read that with Connor's voice
@@sulffojus1227 "I THOUGHT THEY WERE SENDING A REAL CAN!"
I was about to comment this joke yesterday but KRplus was glitching out so props to you for this comment
Not even needing to mention that "Thirst Born" sounds like *Firstborn* , thus "first of many" makes perfect sense.
and it's his son
Congratulations, you got the point lol
I Know
Thats the reference
Yeah exactly the point
12:57 I think is when it started. If you listen closely, you can hear him say:
"Sparkling, sparkling... absolutely sparkling! Ive got to hide you now, you hear?"
It says "Junior" instead of "you hear"
The "unintelligible conversation" at 13:00 sound clear to me.
Sparkling. absolutely sparkling. I've got to hide you now junior.
Person: Hey MatPat, have you checked out this Indie Horror game?
MatPat: *Do you realize how little that narrows it down?*
Its narrows it to about... 10000000000000000000000000000000000 games.
@@cristymorgan8121 or about 8 games, an unreleased game, and a spinoff
Tru
That narrows it down to a lot of games still
I was saying that and looked down to see your comment lmaooo
Welcome to another episode of "I didn't even know what this game is and now I shall accept the theory as a canonical part of the game."
*Edit:* If you're gonna come up with the CAN-onical pun, then I have some bad news for you. That joke has already been made several times in the replies.
Lol me every week
Lmao same
Also another episode of “I really should stop watching these theories before bed”
@@dont9354 i already read it
Sounds about right
WATCHING THIS AND THEN SUDDENY HEARING 'YOYLECAKE' OUT OF NOWHERE IS SO CRAZY
OMG I KNOW RIGHT
“Yoyle cake!” -bubble
ij gonna explode 😭😭😭😭😭😭
OML YOU READ MY MIND
I love this channel, MatPat taking a game like this seriously gives me life
MatPat can even find lore in a game where you jeak off a soda can.
The unintelligible conversation says:
"You’re sparkling, sparkling, absolutely sparkling. I have to hide you now junior."
krplus.net/bidio/etGJfF2qhIW0p4o.......
krplus.net/bidio/g8-PdHmVX2ungKQ
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^ Bot
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 7859
@@ceegeetee zero. work for your subs.
“Are you proud of me father?”
No
Dame 🤣
no one is proud of you
Opposite of it, WHAT I HAVE DONE?!
Damn 😂
@@ERROR-qh3zq Dame or same
I don’t know why but this is my fav video form you hope you have a deserved rest
he really put his whole shizussy into that can
You are officially banned from the internet.
alright that’s it’s give me your device I’m locking it in the car
Don't listen to anyone else your hilarious.
The unintelligible conversation at 13:00 says "You look sparkling. Absolutely sparkling. I've got to hide you now junior"
@Gff G Wow a comment popular enough to have spam replies? I feel honored
@Gff G tysm for the extra stuff to comment about! Now stfu 🔫😀
The SCP Foundation: *Now this looks like a job for me*
every d class in a 5 mile radis
no... plz no.......
Guess who’s back back again *scp foundation*
Great not another object that I am going to be forced to touch
This is what i thought as well, an scp lmao
Object class safe
11:12 IS THAT ASTARION?
OMG IT IS
Matpat:* brakes the 4th wall*
Me: jsnsjsnsisjsn
If I had a nickel for every time Mattpatt told us _not_ to google lemon party, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
Well too bad I searched it up and now I hate myself
What is it
@@hiilikecats2946 ok if your a kid say no if not say yes
Nevermind I don't think this is knowledge I want
@@hiilikecats2946 ok so what your saying is you don't want to know the unknown right?
If I had a nickel for every disturbing soda indie game I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
🎶🎵Doofenschmirtz evil Incorporaaaated 🎵🎶
what's the other disturbing soda can game?
Didn’t read it like Doof
@@bored_potato definitely soda drinker pro.
i am pretty sure i saw this comment, but you changed it to "every distrubing sonda indie game" i really don't care if you did copy it but i just wanted to say that.
Saying "Have you tried out that new indie game?" is the game theory version of "I started that anime starting the one with the pink hair."
fun fact: John shize the 3rd was saying; "Its marvelous.. Its marvelous.! I have to hide it.." during that unteligable conversation.
Unintelligible conversation says “heh looks sparkly, sparkly! Heh heh Absolutely sparkly! I’ve got to hide you now”
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At the end, he says “junior” and there’s something talking to him before that. I couldn’t catch the words
Hi
i love how onlycans has been trending recently for the song ‘vending machine of love’ but literally no one has realised(or at least mentioned) how it’s literally a psychological horror game
Ok but The Stupendium.
That makes me enjoy it even more haha
IKR
yea I love that song lol
Also don't forget the body horror
Matpar:do not Google lemon party.
Me:clicks enter
Me:instant regret and scared for life
MatPat: DO NOT LOOK IT UP.
Me: *looks it up and looks at first result and has mental breakdown*
For people who don’t know: The jellybean flavor drink is a reference to Ronald Regan since he was trying to fight his cigarette habits with jellybeans, hence the Politicians part in the background
Hence*
omg thank you
Oh no
@nothing just look 🥱😒🙄👎
That's really neat, unlike this video. I mean- 4:53 ... CANS... WHY!?
The living can proudly saying “i will be ceo” makes me laugh everytime
A can being CEO.....that company...HAS THE RIGHT IDEA!!!! :D
The can being the ceo of a soda can company is genius because it would know how much fizz fruit and how the can should be made perfectly to make the most satisfying soda ever
Before I watched the episode and read your comment, I imagined a black office chair facing away from the camera, slowly spinning to face the camera with a generic soda can on it, then a regular masculine voice comes from it saying “I will be CEO.”
@Z28 8:06 your welcome
That’s where Jeff bezos came frome
While OnlyCans has got MatPat's "Theory Senses" tingling,
'Yoylecake2100' has got my "Object Show/BFB Senses" tingling-
now i want matpat to make a theory one bfb or just any object show rlly
maybe ods or hfjone
Uh, that might be a little too late for that now 😅
MatPat: DONT LOOK UP LEMON PARTY
Me: * goes to look it up *
Also me: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
"Welcome to cannibalism week" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear matpat say
wait for this to blow up.
E
krplus.net/bidio/eKV5l6OqfLC3haA...
Why are you a lonely sandwich?
you didn't?
Fun fact: This was a game made by a friend of Stupendium, Stupendium actually made the song for the title screen theme song too!
lol first to reply
@@sN0B4LLLLLL what
=0 cooool
Stupendium is the best
:o
Matpat telling us not to google Lemon Party made me wanna do it-
I regret not listening-
I didn’t even think about googling it until Matpat mentioned it-
What was it???
MatPat:Don't look up lemon party!
*me thinking it will just be a lemonade party*
Also me:NOPE NOT A LEMONADE PARTY.
guy: it’s a game that have deep lore and dead kids
Matt: do you know how little that narrows it down?
Ay, another Batman Beyond fan?
"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows things down?!"
@@jackychang9148 more like fnaf fan tbh-
@@Jenify_ I'm referring to the line the OP used for MatPat's dialogue
krplus.net/bidio/gqWIlYOIl4OvoHY
@@jackychang9148 i know that because of yt comments. Doesnt mean that i am a fan of the show tho-
"Don't look up lemon party"
- looks up lemon party
- Hey what's grandpa doing on the intern.. *surprised Pikachu face*
I really want to know
But trusting the Pat ...
@@ducking... let's just say it involves a lot of old people and they're doing... adult activities.
@@r.j.penfold 😩
@@ducking... yeah. I can never unknow this information.
@@ducking... Arghh….i wanna google it :(
Everyone: sees yoylecake and moves on.
Me: BFDI BUBBLE!!
Bubboil!
Oh 😆 when I heard about the son's death I immediately thought this was going to go in a different direction. Judging based off of the last "can" and it's in-game description in the game I assumed the father killed his son and turned him into a soda flavour, also judging by the can's voice line "are you proud of me father" . I assumed the son was killed by his father and turned into a soda can
"By Roosevelt's wheelchair!" Never heard that before
By George? Nah that’s for losers. I prefer ‘BY ROOSEVELT’S WHEELCHAIR’
Lol
When half life
He did have a wheelchair, however.
btw this was also in scare pewdiepie series "mad hospital" where roosevelt wheel chairs comes to save him
"OnlyCans" sounds like a website to sell gamer girl bathwater IN a can.
onlyfans but the people are cans
@Just Some Guy Without a Mustache Why are you everywhere?
That’s what I thought this was going to be, somehow
"OnlyCans" account XD
How u on every vid
A lemon party is a group of several old men having a very specific and intimate type of “fun” with each other.
7:20 bro just casually has a bunch of facility’s in the ocean 💀💀💀
bruh
Instead of oil rigs he has soda rigs
"onlycans"
Me: *imagines soda bottles paying to see other soda bottles take off their wrappings*
Yep thats ture.
lmfao.
What bout the...can bend over thing
So does that mean that there wrapping are clothes…
lol
The guy from the intro was so embarrassed that he played the game that he couldn't just TELL MatPat the name of the game.
thats meeee
They should make a sequel called “ only FANS” but it’s actual fans
Eyy Vending Machine Of Love
Is that Lyrical Flow can in the game now, or...?
6:19 Stupes, that you?
Fun Fact: A KRplusr by the name of The Stupendium made a song about this game and he regretted it so much that he said "And I'm even more sorry for the patrons since their name is on the video." in the video (Probably not his exact words but it was something around that, also it's the guy from 2:01)
Why though? it's a freaking bop!
Stupendium uses they/them
The scariest thing here is that the first person to find the last drink played through the ENTIRE GAME without even knowing what it was.
The "first" one could have been one of the developers just raising interest towards the game
Project S the forbidden
Fleshlight
Or he knew
I chose not to finish school because i thought smoking weed on my KRplus channel was a better choice 😂
@@SevenHunnid do you are have stupid
Matpat could probably predict everyone's birth and exact time and cause to death. Just give him three particles of dust.
💀
Lol
😂 Oh he’d predict alright, whether or not he’d be right...
(Outlives predictions.)
*You Gained A New Title: The Struggler*
(confused berserk screaming intensifies)
Yeah because he did it...
Can’t believe this video would’ve existed without a BFDI fan on Reddit commenting about it
Can Monster: Are you proud of me, Father?
Michael Afton: Oh, shut up.
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
*IM DYING*
@@dream_walker9726 ayo u need help?
@@bloxsyoutubepage No, I need oxygen 😂
@@dream_walker9726 oh ship someone do cpr
"Diet coke is my brand!" {remembers he did a whole episode where he replaced diet coke with a grocery store brand name drink}
krplus.net/bidio/etGJfF2qhIW0p4o.....
krplus.net/bidio/g8-PdHmVX2ungKQ
I can basically hear his thoughts about his disclaimer, just “someday I WILL be sponsored by Coca-Cola, and if I have to buy the brand to make that happen, SO BE IT.” 🤣
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 7850
Wow 3 bots in one reply section
this is probably the 1st theory to contain the name of one of the famous delicasy in goiky
Hearing the words CyberLIFE brings back horrifying memories
William literally killed dozens,made sci-fi stuff,died twice,burnt twice,lost his entire family,his friends...
While he could just buy a soda from Shize.
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzeeeeeeee
Hi, im the guy who written the reddit post
I mean Williams means of bring his son back were both more effective *and* not nearly as creepy.
@@Yoyle-gp2xq Hey
krplus.net/bidio/qcusgnOCgZrGZXY
Thanks for the lil' shout out for the game's theme song! :)
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You did a great job, Stu! Always happy to see the effort you put into your music. Don’t stop giving us that sweet, carbonated content, my guy!
I love your songs man
@@harpseal513 n o
Good job on it!
HASNT ANYONE REALIZED YOYLE CAKE IS A BFDI REFERENCE?
BFDIIII
Yes, yes i have
YESSSSS BFDI
Yo,someone pour me a glass of that sweat theory soda so I can theorize!
Matpat : "and that new flavor's name ? Lemon party, oh btw do not Google that"
Me : "you're about 7 years too late"
Hmmm
I'm glad I missed all the shock sites by finding out what they were without watching.
Really, don't Google it
If I'm right about anyone at their "7 years ago" point, matpat has just doomed them. Never tell people to not look something up, because they will look it up.
can someone please explain it to me in words so I don't have to traumatize myself by looking it up and seeing the images that pop up on their own
Matpat's crippling diet coke addiction has manifested as an alternate personality and is taking over the channel
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR "GAME" LMAO what a bot
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR whats that have to do with coke addictions
you know what coke im talking about
If you see my community tab's post (photo) then I promise you that you not stop your laughing🤣😅🤣......💖...,,.....
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR realy *SHUT UP*
can we just appreciate that OWO is not here to spam useless comments about the title?
4:59 I looked it up luckily. I did not click images before reading the description do not look it up
"Dead child"
"Died in his mid 20s"
MatPat out here showing his age. XP
I dont even want to know why someone thought it was a good idea to bring the term BDSM CLOWNS into existence
krplus.net/bidio/g8-PdHmVX2ungKQ. . .
Don't click on these links.. They are bots 🙃
Sounds like Homestuck, horrifyingly enough.
0:10 he didn't include hollow knight....
The most cursed thing about Onlycans is how amazing the theme song The Stupendium made for it.
And he had the AUDACITY to make it catchy
His songs are always the best, even if its about cans
krplus.net/bidio/c7yJfHaCrH_ckH4
Link to the song
I love The Stupendium
Really?! Okay bye gonna go check it out and vibe
The unidentified words for the audio clip from the narrator are just you're sparkling, and quickly I've got to hide you now or something close to that.
Matpat: “in 1983”
My brain: CRYING CHILD 😨
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Game Theory, a new decade to horrify me in adulthood. I salute.
krplus.net/bidio/etGJfF2qhIW0p4o...
MatPat: The diet coke name is owned by coca-cola company... *sinister voice* FOR NOW
Coca-Cola: *puts Matpat on their watch-list*
Edit: I almost fainted from the likes
dfgh
@nothing just look ?
I call dibs on Coke Zero
They're gonna have to pull a Mr Beast and hire a Bounty Hunter to snipe him.
Although, considering Matt's extensive knowledge on how to survive crazy scenerios, he'd probably be fine.
lol
I swear to god Matpat make one more pun
also Matpat: Can-spiracy
I cant forgive matpat for telling me not to search lemon party
You can hear in the “unintelligible conversation” you can hear John the 3rd say “Your sparkling your absolutely sparkling I’ve got to hide you now jr”
Less goo
I thought it sounded more like "startling" but that's just me
I thought it was marvelous
I think it’s “do you hear me?” but “jr.” doesn’t sound wrong
The fact that I read this comment as that sound was playing
The fact that one of the cans is literally a tin of sardines cracks me up
:)
fun fact: the sardine surprise is just a tin of sardines, but the can is inside most likely.
You look like my past self but with a A
John:I will put you back together.
I just googled lemon party and now I will never see lemons the same way again.
Isn't Cyberlife the company from Detroit: Become Human? Do these games take place in the same universe?? That'd be hilarious...
they've even got Neil newborn in this game too
Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought this
I mean, that’s a possibility.
literally exactly what i thought lmao
Wait do the androids have human souls
Plot Twist: Matpat will continue to make more theory channels so he can eventually make enough money to buy the cocacola company to endlessly fuel his addiction
@Gff G LA FIN DE CYPRIEN
by baruki
But he's a Harris Teeter local cola guy now :P
I chose not to finish school because i thought smoking weed on my KRplus channel was a better choice 😂
@@SevenHunnid you are also a bot?
@@SevenHunnid good luck with that
I’m scared, I just got an ad on this video saying they knew I was watching game theory
theres goddamn lore in everything and you always manage to find it, I applaud you
A game about making cans moan has deeper lore. I'm amazed.
krplus.net/bidio/etGJfF2qhIW0p4o....
krplus.net/bidio/g8-PdHmVX2ungKQ
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 7852
@@veryhot8701 stop posting your link
@@ceegeetee please quit youtube
*Lemon Party: grandfather clock without the L.* I saved you from searching it up.
your sacrifice shall be remembered
You took one for the team my guy 😔✊
Grandfather clock without the L? What does- OH WAIT
Too late for some of us, however…
You took one for the team. Thank you
5:05 the fact my best friend watchs you channels and made me learn about it is... unpleast.
Why?
1:39 I wonder if Matpat's watched BFDI, deserves a Film Theory of it's own
Let's take a moment of silence for the people who searched "lemon party."
Not nice at all
What is it that shows up?
@@Froind yeah i too am wondering
@Old Acc Decided to look.
Funny number shows up. It was only the description that I looked at so even worse things probably show up on images
Guys do yourself a favor and don’t let your curiosity take you
Mat's co-workers: talks about cannibalism
Mat: Needs Vid Ideas
Also Mat: Let's do C A N N I B A L W E E K
krplus.net/bidio/g8-PdHmVX2ungKQ
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little did he know everyone is going to search lemon party
"Yoyle cak-"
"EEEEEEEEEE OBJECT SHOW FAN ON GAME THEORYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
“I mean, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve covered one of those”
I am dead.
Hey, what do you know, so are those kids!
@@johndow2289 my head just exploded reading this comment
Ayyyyyyyy
Poor Dobby, he went from being a magical elf to a disfigured can-thing
I was just about to comment that!
Harry Potter is pretty gay ngl
@@roadwarrior6530 thank the creator for that
@@roadwarrior6530 like me-
Gonna miss you pat this is my favourite theory in all theories
1:35 OMG YOYLECAKE???? NEVER THOUGHT MATPAT WOULD SAY ANYTHING REMOTELY RELATED TO BFDI EVER!!!!
"DO NOT SEARCH UP LEMON PARTY."
Everyone: This sign can't stop me, cause I can't read.
IT WAS NOT FUN HELP
😭
this is literally the second time he has
told us not to look up lemon party lmao.
What did you saw
@@JTX1997 what was it?
Matpat: *DONT* google lemon party!
Me: *how bout I do, anyway?*
2 minutes later...
Why must I torture myself
What is it-?
@@angoosegachaandgames285 you dont want to know but if you must
Old man orgy
That's not fair MatPat. You can't say "DON'T LOOK THIS UP!!!" and NOT expect people to do it. It's your fault I'm having nightmares at night
When I looked it up, first thing that came up was en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_Party
This is why i love dumb people im learning so much 🤩
"Thirst Born" Oh god... Noone wants to be can human hybrid
8:01 Pfffff
9:17 bro is mildly displeased and not scared
"All our cans are over 18 - CALORIES!"
-The Stupendium, Loremaster of OnlyCans
Nice
YEAH
krplus.net/bidio/cpSonYasioa5kJg
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That's what i was thinking of
It's weird to see Matt make a Video about a game that was made by a personal friend of one of my favourite musicians