How Deadly Is Sephiroth's Meteor in Final Fantasy 7 | The Science of... Final Fantasy

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    The Final Fantasy VII remake is finally out and that means it's time to talk for Austin to tackle something that has been on his mind for years! At the end of the game, when Sephiroth's meteor is slowly hurtling towards Gaia and it is up to you and the plot to stop it, you have to wonder - is it actually a big deal? Now, meteors are crazy destructive, but this thing is moving so slow! Today, Austin is going to see if this meteor was a dud or if the destruction would have ended the franchise for good!
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  • @zaqmartinez1982
    @zaqmartinez1982 4 년 전 +1439

    "Willis tower? No, that sounds made up, it's sears tower". Spoken like a true resident of Illinois.

    • @majorasmaskguy_8452
      @majorasmaskguy_8452 4 년 전 +65

      Denying the name change of The Sears Tower is definitely a mood for those of us living in and around Chicago. It's not just Illinois residents, I'm a good 45 minutes to an hour away from Chicago on the Indiana side and I do the same.

    • @zaqmartinez1982
      @zaqmartinez1982 4 년 전 +31

      @@majorasmaskguy_8452 It probably applies to most midwsterners in all honesty. I just know everyone I've talked to or know growing up hete in Illinois refuses to change what we call it.

    • @Cdog-vl3gk
      @Cdog-vl3gk 4 년 전 +6

      Definitely

    • @frozenaorta
      @frozenaorta 4 년 전 +25

      Not even just an Illinois. Pretty much the entire nation still calls it that. They may as well just change the name back.

    • @MuttonTheDragon
      @MuttonTheDragon 4 년 전 +3

      @@majorasmaskguy_8452 Samsies.

  • @chrismcdonald6195
    @chrismcdonald6195 4 년 전 +476

    Austin: "I definitely pronounced MAY-ko for years."
    Same dude. Same.

    • @SillySnowFox
      @SillySnowFox 4 년 전 +6

      I mean, that's how it's spelled.

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 년 전 +13

      Like a mako shark. Seems reasonable tot me.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 년 전 +1

      Is this the Best Theory you could come up with?
      Austin, you didnt helped at all with the Big Minecraft Story Theory yet, did you?!

    • @austincook5475
      @austincook5475 4 년 전 +2

      Same!!! The remake honestly bothers me on so many levels!

    • @MasterTredz
      @MasterTredz 4 년 전 +11

      Considering the game is Japanese, it was extremely likely it wasn’t going to be pronounced MAY-KO.

  • @Bubbabyte99
    @Bubbabyte99 3 년 전 +65

    Who else is here because Sephiroth was revealed for Smash today?

  • @jotabrahms1974
    @jotabrahms1974 4 년 전 +166

    NASA Employer: ¿why do you want to work here?
    Me: A guy from the Internet told me fifteen years ago.

  • @ArielVHarloff
    @ArielVHarloff 4 년 전 +186

    "You can at least give it a really cool name before it kills us all."
    That's the dream XD

    • @randomanimefan0154
      @randomanimefan0154 4 년 전 +10

      The Sephiroth Meteor! I'll bet many of us Square Enix Fans would die happy getting killed by a giant sized meteor that science decided to call Sephiroth cus FF7 was part of the childhood of many other scientist possibly. XDDDDDDD

    • @animevsirl
      @animevsirl 4 년 전 +5

      I am naming it quetzalcoatl

    • @TAMAMO-VIRUS
      @TAMAMO-VIRUS 4 년 전 +5

      @@animevsirl I would love to be killed by a giant space rock nee-san

    • @journeyyyyyy
      @journeyyyyyy 4 년 전 +1

      I'll call mine Isabelle. Like imagine how devistating it would be if we were on the brink of extinction because of an meteor named Isabelle.

    • @frankmyers8062
      @frankmyers8062 3 년 전 +1

      Fruity pebbles

  • @bitboy_64
    @bitboy_64 4 년 전 +385

    Death battle: Meteor vs. Majora’s mask moon.

  • @l1ghtd3m0n3
    @l1ghtd3m0n3 3 년 전 +47

    Smash soon be like:
    Also: “Meteor” appears to be a planetoid in Remake. It doesn’t matter how fast it’s moving, it’s gonna hurt.

  • @CubemasterXD
    @CubemasterXD 4 년 전 +71

    Nasa Employee: So why do you want this job
    Me: A screaming guy in a youtube video about a video game told me to apply

    • @_Seinosuke_
      @_Seinosuke_ 3 년 전

      krplus.net/bidio/hL2PeX5-hIGolqg

    • @zierin705
      @zierin705 3 년 전

      @@_Seinosuke_ Can you people stop with this Neo-Rickroll?

  • @kawarmy
    @kawarmy 4 년 전 +522

    Literally commented to myself: "Oh, this could be similar to the Majora epis-"
    *Austin pulls out gun*
    Me: "Ha ha.... Ha.... Who would even SAY that kind of thing, ha ha!!" *sweats profusely*

    • @isuream2921
      @isuream2921 4 년 전 +3

      kawarmy he already added that in the vid so makes no sense for u to mention it again

    • @edouard9687
      @edouard9687 4 년 전 +7

      I like austin more than matpat

    • @edselcervantes6229
      @edselcervantes6229 4 년 전 +5

      @@edouard9687 they re both gone mad, matpat from FIve nights and Austin from everything else.

    • @draconicpeasantsheep
      @draconicpeasantsheep 4 년 전 +4

      @@isuream2921 it's a joke based on that part of the vid. take it or leave it :)

    • @xxxromant
      @xxxromant 4 년 전

      @@draconicpeasantsheep I agree, it makes no sense to pick on the original comment. It mentions that Austin commented on it, therefore it's his comment that makes no sense. Irony

  • @sohumchatterjee9
    @sohumchatterjee9 4 년 전 +535

    Please do not give 2020 any more ideas.
    Sincerely, a person.

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio 4 년 전 +20

      um we have a space rock about 2 miles wide making a near pass next month.

    • @user-dc5dc3qb7z
      @user-dc5dc3qb7z 4 년 전 +10

      @@Mamorufumio Wat?

    • @ShadowNeji
      @ShadowNeji 4 년 전 +8

      @@user-dc5dc3qb7z its true

    • @aagabe3568
      @aagabe3568 4 년 전 +15

      Welp, good bye everyone
      It was nice knowing you guys

    • @isabelled.4799
      @isabelled.4799 4 년 전 +13

      @@aagabe3568 Don't worry too much. A "near pass" in astronomy terms is tens of thousands of miles, if not more

  • @princeronnie9308
    @princeronnie9308 3 년 전 +119

    He literally called Sephiroth a *TWINK* . I’ve never been more proud.

  • @danielwilson7193
    @danielwilson7193 4 년 전 +78

    "How deadly?"
    *It's a meteor.*

  • @jaycruz1
    @jaycruz1 4 년 전 +621

    I can’t believe he didn’t thought about it calling as “Sephirock”

    • @jeffroller3447
      @jeffroller3447 4 년 전 +33

      This is why you're the one who has to join NASA now

    • @casualzenshien90
      @casualzenshien90 4 년 전 +8

      I thought this too as I was watching video, then scrolled down to comment it - you beat me to it by 3 weeks my good sir 😂

    • @jaycruz1
      @jaycruz1 4 년 전 +5

      Casual Zenshien hey, great minds think alike right? 😂

    • @PROTOBLUES90
      @PROTOBLUES90 3 년 전 +3

      Now I want The Rock the play sephiroth...

    • @rman238
      @rman238 3 년 전 +2

      And here i was thinking I was original. Well done, good sir.

  • @gabedattilo3951
    @gabedattilo3951 4 년 전 +237

    Austin: reads "Willis tower" and says Sears. This is why I'm happy to live in Illinois cause we all collectively agreed to this

    • @frogz
      @frogz 4 년 전 +5

      you can still type sears tower into google to get directions to it, js

    • @Phoenixryu
      @Phoenixryu 4 년 전 +4

      As a Chicago native I can confirm that it is indeed the Sears tower!

    • @frogz
      @frogz 4 년 전

      Directions to the Willie's tower? I think that's a honorary nameplate used for tax purposes they keep at the Sears tower

    • @SneakySolidSnake
      @SneakySolidSnake 4 년 전

      so did sears make an off color joke in the 30's and have his name wiped off the tower or what?

    • @Phoenixryu
      @Phoenixryu 4 년 전 +4

      @@SneakySolidSnake The Sears company operated out of the tower for decades. They sold their stake in the tower for multiple reasons. Eventually the Willis name came upon it but as it's basically an Icon. So everyone still calls it the Sears tower.

  • @L4TMTV
    @L4TMTV 4 년 전 +32

    I can't help but be upset that you did not call it "Sephirock"

  • @LuchArcade
    @LuchArcade 2 년 전 +3

    I always thought Meteor was actually moving at incredible speed but because it's so big it looks like it was moving slow.

  • @spacedasher4738
    @spacedasher4738 4 년 전 +230

    Square Enix: Why can’t you just enjoy the games you play!
    Austin: *Screams in science*

    • @LEXXIUS
      @LEXXIUS 4 년 전 +1

      🤣

    • @kanonkalal5183
      @kanonkalal5183 4 년 전

      That's probably the only thing wrong with this channel. They ruin EVERYTHING AND CAN'T JUST ENJOY ANY GAME ON THE FRICKING PLANET!!! But i still watch them regardless.

    • @averageduck2111
      @averageduck2111 4 년 전 +2

      KAnonKal Al There has not been one hint of them saying they don’t like the game, just theorizing about it.

  • @sma.8494
    @sma.8494 4 년 전 +73

    2:57 That’s exactly what I thought and now I’m scared that Austin is going to show up at my house at 3am and end me

    • @shizuko_zx8770
      @shizuko_zx8770 4 년 전 +1

      SmaWasTaken the fact that the time frame is 2:57 is what is hilarious 😂 about this

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 4 년 전 +19

    When "Mars" kicks in, you know there's something big involving tons of math and formulas about to appear in the video

    • @IFA1
      @IFA1 3 년 전 +1

      I found you. I knew I'd find another of culture. Imagine not putting "Mars the Bringer of War, by Gustav Holst Op. 32" in the description.

    • @alexmoore8704
      @alexmoore8704 3 년 전 +1

      I was hoping that other people would know it too, as soon as I heard it I got goosebumps.

  • @Jojo991111
    @Jojo991111 3 년 전 +2

    The fish comparison is underrated, made me laugh

  • @myselfthethird3393
    @myselfthethird3393 4 년 전 +65

    how would we name the meteor ?
    "sephirock" !

  • @mikeythepeanut7887
    @mikeythepeanut7887 4 년 전 +407

    Austin:"Dear-"
    *Ah crap here we go agian..*

  • @horizonbumpy2828
    @horizonbumpy2828 4 년 전 +186

    ''how deadly is sephiroths meteor''
    me: it's a f*cking meteor, i don't have to theorize about that

    • @Mscape7
      @Mscape7 4 년 전 +2

      It is too slow to be deadly.

    • @sdewey4152
      @sdewey4152 4 년 전 +4

      Me: "I've seen Advent Children I already know...."

    • @Madcat56
      @Madcat56 3 년 전 +2

      majora's moon

    • @worawatsr9803
      @worawatsr9803 3 년 전 +4

      Mscape 7777 A meteor of that size would wipe out the earth. This one is a magical meteor that can’t be destroyed by physical means, so earth is doomed.

    • @frosty5948
      @frosty5948 3 년 전

      Bru

  • @gnuman1841
    @gnuman1841 4 년 전 +11

    Nothing like having "The Planets" playing in the background when talking about large bodies of mass colliding.

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 4 년 전 +242

    I think I just noticed that Austin’s head is mounted on the body of a child

    • @aguman
      @aguman 4 년 전 +9

      Wtf I can’t unsee this

    • @notsogreatjagras4314
      @notsogreatjagras4314 4 년 전 +13

      its a child png on google, i thought it was pretty obvious

    • @Aereto
      @Aereto 4 년 전 +1

      @@avw5kt
      Shh, no one needs to know what happens when that's called out.

    • @patrickaycock3655
      @patrickaycock3655 4 년 전 +1

      Hmm... how bout that. Its photo realistic. Now we know why austin always so angry.

    • @deathsyth8888
      @deathsyth8888 4 년 전 +4

      What do you mean? That's how he looks. How dare you make fun of his child sized body!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache

    Moral of the story: Sephiroth is an overpowered character

    • @hibehakrambaker2265
      @hibehakrambaker2265 4 년 전 +17

      Omg, i see you everywhere. U won’t know who I am probably but I know who _YOU_ are.

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 4 년 전 +9

      FFVII is the most overrated FF game ever.

    • @ryanbarrie9143
      @ryanbarrie9143 4 년 전 +8

      You!
      This is not a JoJo video!!!!

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 년 전 +2

      That's true

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 년 전 +2

      Is this the Best Theory you could come up with?
      Austin, you didnt helped at all with the Big Minecraft Story Theory yet, did you?!

  • @storyspren
    @storyspren 4 년 전 +15

    "Nah it's definitely Sears Tower"
    A man of culture, I see.

  • @stuff31
    @stuff31 3 년 전 +1

    2:49 i was wondering when that would crop up

  • @aneyeforcapitalism6531

    I think something that needs to be kept in mind when it comes to Meteor is that it's not just some rock in space. It's a magic spell summoned by the darker aspects of living beings. Something tells me a magic rock made of death has a few extra properties about it that would make it a little more deadly than your run of the mill space rock.

    • @rockinriver6372
      @rockinriver6372 4 년 전 +6

      thats true, but you cant calculate game magic with science

    • @GunGryphon
      @GunGryphon 4 년 전 +12

      So what you're telling me is that since it is a magical attack, it bypasses all resistances to bludgeoning, slashing, and piercing damage?

    • @Ahourigan
      @Ahourigan 4 년 전 +3

      @@rockinriver6372 challenge accepted

    • @aidanklobuchar1798
      @aidanklobuchar1798 4 년 전 +1

      My thoughts exactly, like 2 minutes into the video. Reminds me of the "Mr. Dark" meteor thing from "The Fifth Element", if that reference doesn't date me enough.

  • @CFaSM
    @CFaSM 4 년 전 +49

    You know because Game Theory seems to be so obsessed with moons in games for some reason I'm surprised they haven't covered the moon from sonic adventure when it gets blown to bits. What are the repercussions? How much force would be required? etc. Could make for a fun game theory or the science video.

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      @perkspectivex 4 년 전 +1

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    • @Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ
      @Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ 4 년 전 +1

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    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 4 년 전

      I knew was
      But I still clicked

    • @ceyx1201
      @ceyx1201 4 년 전

      Now you've said it. Just wait. 😂😂

  • @d.s8679
    @d.s8679 3 년 전 +5

    POV:You're here after Sephiroth in Smash

  • @SonAlexander
    @SonAlexander 4 년 전 +336

    Dear Austin, it’s me... JUSTIN.
    And I’ve been thinking. I think you missed the point. Meteor was never meant to destroy the planet. It was meant to WOUND the planet. It was explained that Jenova was a planet hoping alien that came from the sky, via a meteor, wounded planets, absorbed the life energy and then moved on. That’s why she was the calamity from the sky. The fact that it would only make a crater that wide using the OG game specs and speed make perfect sense to me and always have. This was all explained during the Temple of the Ancients part of FF7.
    (Since it’s all in text I will add this. Love the show and content. Wasn’t meant to add insult, merely copying your methods)

    • @Leonilian
      @Leonilian 4 년 전 +18

      He literally said that in the opening. And again when he said that the 20 mile wide crater would do it for Sephiroth. The video was about the damage, not if it would work for Sephiroth's needs

    • @MrMeow-iq7kq
      @MrMeow-iq7kq 4 년 전 +14

      to quote the wiki "Holy is the ultimate defense against threats to the Planet, and when summoned, will erase anything that presents a danger. However, this may include humans as well; it depends on Holy and the Planet."
      This is explained by Bugenhagen, that old floaty guy in cosmo canyon
      so to be fair... Austin didn't even do his homework right. He keeps saying holy failed. Holy did not fail. It decided to erase the threats to the planet.

    • @endlessnameless8238
      @endlessnameless8238 4 년 전 +7

      @@MrMeow-iq7kq I'm really not sure how inflicting a 20 mile wide wound upon the planet's crust would save it. Considering what Holy seems to be capable of, if it really sought to destroy Midgar, as your comment implies, it could probably simply vaporise the city and its inhabitants without dropping a colossal meteor on the planet.
      Besides, the video's about the damage the meteor would inflict. All this conclusion gives us is that Holy is on its way to becoming Skynet, but with ecoterrorism instead of machine tyranny. None of this was included in Austin's "homework" in the first place.
      Edit: Crap, sorry about the ping, I almost never use KRplus's comment system.

    • @ericstaples7220
      @ericstaples7220 4 년 전 +2

      @@Leonilian But Austin does say random things throughout the video like, "the damage wouldn't be fatal, so the life-stream shouldn't have bothered helping Holy stop the Meteor."
      So Austin is really contradicting himself or just not self aware that the point of meteor is just to wound the planet, despite having said that in his video. He was likely just reading Sephiroth's plan off of some Wikia, rather than actually using critical thinking about it himself.

    • @alexboots9034
      @alexboots9034 4 년 전 +1

      SonAlexander You are right. But also the meteor will also destroy most present life.

  • @Rickrolling
    @Rickrolling 4 년 전 +258

    Austin: "I've been waiting years to do this video"
    Also him: **last online 5 years ago**

  • @willowamora751
    @willowamora751 4 년 전 +40

    1:20 "..this twink right here.."
    I'm sorry what.

  • @ikermille
    @ikermille 4 년 전 +17

    "Years of research waiting for the remake", says Burj Khalifa is in Saudi Arabia...

  • @Awesomest915
    @Awesomest915 년 전

    3:07 Austin used the player death sound from Doom here, meaning the commenter actually won.

  • @goldenscream7917
    @goldenscream7917 4 년 전 +288

    “In freedom units”
    Cry’s in eagle

    • @ohhowdythere8199
      @ohhowdythere8199 4 년 전 +7

      In chemistry class we call those 'swear words'

    • @albertbassoe5966
      @albertbassoe5966 4 년 전 +4

      Cries*?

    • @Tribalfan88x
      @Tribalfan88x 4 년 전 +4

      More like "units that nobody else uses because they are fricking stupid and inconsistent and we are way to hip to adapt the units that are used all over the rest of the world"

    • @Nobody-rg1pn
      @Nobody-rg1pn 4 년 전 +2

      @@Tribalfan88x chill

    • @pomtubes1205
      @pomtubes1205 4 년 전 +1

      Who tf is Cry and where tf is this eagle that you speak of?

  • @drgharris
    @drgharris 4 년 전 +34

    "This twink right here" -Austin, 2020

  • @josiaheason669
    @josiaheason669 4 년 전 +12

    I love how all of Austin's master plans have been bugging him for some time now

  • @jodarrylgone5582
    @jodarrylgone5582 3 년 전

    Austin this is Earth. You can see the Big Dipper behind you in the frame you used to measure Meteor. You already explained how improbable it is for two planets to have the exact same constellations in their skies. It was in one of your Zelda videos.

  • @emory7676
    @emory7676 4 년 전 +58

    *Released 1 minute ago*
    Literally every Game Theory sub: My time has come

  • @Xman34washere
    @Xman34washere 4 년 전 +58

    "Freedom Units"
    Nope that's what I'm calling customary now

  • @radioactiveseaotter

    12:50 “Forget Midgar. We gotta worry about the planet”

  • @Lycanthromancer1
    @Lycanthromancer1 3 년 전 +3

    The Lifestream really wasn't a deus ex machina. I mean, the entire point of Sephiroth ramming Meteor into the planet was because that would happen. The game was very explicit about it. It's just that Sephiroth wasn't around to capitalize on it.

  • @nate51691
    @nate51691 4 년 전 +47

    "The planet could still survive"
    Didn't we establish that him creating a deep enough crater would let him directly almost the entirety of the planet's life force? Pretty sure that would be game over for the planet, there.

    • @Ahourigan
      @Ahourigan 4 년 전 +6

      Sephiroth is already dead by that point tho

    • @Driahva
      @Driahva 4 년 전 +9

      @@Ahourigan kinda meaningless statement. Sephiroth was "dead" after Nibelheim.

    • @sarwendysigalingging4291
      @sarwendysigalingging4291 4 년 전 +2

      @@Ahourigan Sephiroth was dead in nibleheim while his body was destroyed in North Crater but his spirit still wanderer around the planet because Lifestream rejected him.

    • @sarwendysigalingging4291
      @sarwendysigalingging4291 4 년 전 +1

      To make him 'alive' again, he need to manifest his spirit to his clone as you can see in Advent Children and Remake.

    • @kylenguyen7371
      @kylenguyen7371 4 년 전 +7

      @@Ahourigan what the others said. Also, Sephiroth's "mom" Jenova is functionally planet cancer in the form of an evil alien invader and resembles a tumorous growth. Sephiroth is *also* a malignancy to the life stream because he shares Jenova's genetic material.

  • @eliteshyguy88
    @eliteshyguy88 4 년 전 +63

    Austin: (kills a man off screen)
    *COPPA will remember that*

    • @MaxJey2
      @MaxJey2 4 년 전 +2

      eliteshyguy88 is ok, im sure he is fine

  • @AnakinTheWeird
    @AnakinTheWeird 4 년 전 +1

    Cool video.
    But what about Sephiroth's Supernova attack?

  • @ST-RTheProtogen
    @ST-RTheProtogen 3 년 전 +1

    "The whole video:" *Chuckles* "We're in danger...

  • @Falcodrin
    @Falcodrin 4 년 전 +51

    Did you factor in air resistance? Something that wide would have a ton of resistance.

    • @ranwolf1240
      @ranwolf1240 4 년 전 +13

      somehow, at these scales, I don't think it's going to make much difference

    • @TheTinPotNoob
      @TheTinPotNoob 4 년 전 +1

      Ran Wolf also, smaller planet = less gravity

    • @ddukki
      @ddukki 4 년 전 +7

      Plugging in the numbers here: www.omnicalculator.com/physics/free-fall-air-resistance
      Weight: 2,940,000,000,000kg
      Fall Height: 1.756km
      Looks like he did account for air resistance. Terminal velocity would be more like 536,950,193 m/s which is ridiculous.
      Of course, these numbers are for a person in freefall. There's a lot more surface area on an asteroid that size...

    • @DjDolHaus86
      @DjDolHaus86 4 년 전

      @@TheTinPotNoob What if the planets core is super dense?

  • @sekironin
    @sekironin 4 년 전 +131

    When you realize that at the end of this month, an asteroid that could destroy earth will pass us at the end of April

    • @draxomega
      @draxomega 4 년 전 +12

      do you mean the house-sized one that went by yesterday?

    • @kingsubbie875
      @kingsubbie875 4 년 전 +2

      draxomega u think there is a bigger one coming

    • @gabrielperrella
      @gabrielperrella 4 년 전 +7

      Oh thank you so much for this. I was tired of not being controlled by my anxieties, anyway.

    • @dameonpounders7211
      @dameonpounders7211 4 년 전 +5

      @@gabrielperrella gods mad the virus isn't wiping us out so now he's sending an asteroid lol

    • @gabrielperrella
      @gabrielperrella 4 년 전

      @@dameonpounders7211 Seriously guys, you gotta stop.

  • @brunofelipe2
    @brunofelipe2 4 년 전

    I like how you are consistent with freedom units and metric units....

  • @ronaldoamoncio4746

    Make a theory about all the cave sound effects because it acctually also matches with the 2 discs

  • @nise6699
    @nise6699 4 년 전 +100

    Thumbnail: How DEADYLY?
    me: Yep, this is gonna be good

    • @ArcaneFuror
      @ArcaneFuror 4 년 전 +1

      yeah I saw that too when the alert popped up. finally checking on the video now and its been corrected.

    • @richardstierwalt2874
      @richardstierwalt2874 4 년 전 +1

      Unfortunately, it's been corrected
      BUT WE REMEMBER

  • @andromedagalaxy6369
    @andromedagalaxy6369 4 년 전 +28

    Imagine if this our boss fight for the end of the year.

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 년 전 +1

      Probably

    • @mghq-mobilegamerzhq2533
      @mghq-mobilegamerzhq2533 4 년 전

      They planned one for this month so

    • @user-dc5dc3qb7z
      @user-dc5dc3qb7z 4 년 전

      No, this will be our warm up, on the last 40 days of the year the ground will make large red glowing cracks from which titans will rise and start eating people. Then, humanity will get overwhelmed and will retreat undergroung(the cracks will be open only when the titans are coming out) end then, at New Year eve, we will be eradicated by a powerful earthquake.

  • @mattbonner12
    @mattbonner12 3 년 전

    Fun fact, I actually got to perform an arrangement of "Mars the Bringer of War" for a french horn choir. Also, luckily we have our big brother of a planet (Jupiter) to divert said dangerous meteors lol

  • @cynreiusacari3163
    @cynreiusacari3163 4 년 전

    I've always wondered why the Weapons didn't respond when Jenova originally arrived on the planet.

  • @pikapuffin368
    @pikapuffin368 4 년 전 +42

    ...Is a totally telegraphed plot twist a “Deus ex machina”, though? Cuz the Life Steam interfering makes perfect sense to me.

    • @biohazard724
      @biohazard724 4 년 전 +11

      Yeah considering how much the game talks about it it's reasonable to say you were working to be backup for the life stream, if it needed it.

    • @SanguineRoku
      @SanguineRoku 4 년 전 +2

      That was literally the plan, to make the lifestream interfere.

    • @LycanDreams9159
      @LycanDreams9159 4 년 전 +3

      Well the whole point of meteor is to cause enough damage to force the lifestream to heal the wound. There is nothing to say that sephiroth or the charecters expect the lifestream to intervene before the meteor even impacts the ground.

    • @jaeusa160
      @jaeusa160 4 년 전 +2

      Nah, it's full DEM that the Lifestream would mobilize assertively as it did to combat Meteor, rather than only passively repairing after the deed was done. Plot-wise, it's why Aeris' death was necessary, as she is the one who coaxed the planet into assertive action.
      They were all super dead. Holy not only failed, it was making matters worse so that Meteor was a threat to the whole planet even without Sephiroth drinking up the Lifestream. Alone, maybe Meteor destroys the climate and kills folks for some centuries but the planet survives.

    • @roberthiggins4186
      @roberthiggins4186 4 년 전 +1

      @@jaeusa160 to which Sephi drinks the Lifestream and attains Godhood, using the dried up Planet as a vessel to seek another world to infest and devour. Funny how his plan horribly destroys world's if left alone.

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 4 년 전 +22

    2:49
    *"Oh Wow!*
    *I'm Sure He's Fine"*
    😂😂😂

  • @iamnolord
    @iamnolord 4 년 전

    game theory referencing the rocky horror picture show
    i'm devastated

  • @YuriYoshiosan
    @YuriYoshiosan 3 년 전 +1

    I love the ending.

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 4 년 전 +273

    "Square Enix runs out of ideas"
    Me: looks at the Bravely Default series.

    • @AlphaladZXA
      @AlphaladZXA 4 년 전 +1

      Me: Looks at dirge of Cerberus and shivers

    • @insidious1308
      @insidious1308 4 년 전 +6

      I liked Dirge of Cerberus lol

    • @Aereto
      @Aereto 4 년 전 +5

      Bravely Default: All-powerful crystals self-nukes when internal balance of light and dark is broken.

    • @Kinan.Eldari
      @Kinan.Eldari 4 년 전 +6

      Me: also casually glances over to Octopath Traveller...

    • @Saviliana
      @Saviliana 4 년 전 +2

      Me: Suddenly remembered the dusty boxes of Chrono series in the basement.

  • @aegisdragon6856
    @aegisdragon6856 4 년 전 +27

    I'm gonna ruin your day with a simple question.
    What if the meteor and holy and everything WERE moving fast, and they just showed it in slow motion so we could make sense of everything?

    • @idaowens6237
      @idaowens6237 4 년 전 +3

      That seems like the most likely explanation, and what I always thought.

    • @jeffroller3447
      @jeffroller3447 4 년 전 +6

      not to mention that this is a summon. theres nothing saying that the meteor isnt being propelled by something as well rather than just being pulled by the effects of gravity.

  • @YK-uq2yf
    @YK-uq2yf 3 년 전

    I'm surprised you didn't talk about the supernova animation where sephiroth summons a meteor that destroys jupiter and the sun just to deal a whole bunch of damage to 3 human characters.

  • @randominsanity5210

    15:14 Nyanroth? Sounds like you created a new meme, Austin

  • @Buzterer
    @Buzterer 4 년 전 +146

    And with that end joke: AUSTIN! Go to film theory and review Armaggeddon's idea of blowing up metoers from the inside

    • @kabloosh699
      @kabloosh699 4 년 전 +10

      Well that meteor was the size of Texas. Blowing it up from the inside would likely result in smaller meteors that still would be kilometers wide to pepper our planet killing us all.
      If a meteor the size of Texas hit us it would likely melt the whole crust and we would of course all die.
      The only thing we could do is catch it years early and put rockets on it in an attempt to divert its course enough it would miss us.

    • @ClaireDiVODer
      @ClaireDiVODer 4 년 전 +1

      I second this.

    • @tommoore2012
      @tommoore2012 4 년 전 +2

      @@kabloosh699 Wouldn't a better solution be to send bombs to it that will drill into the surface and then explode from the inside? Since the meteor wouldn't be within Earth's gravity, all the pieces of the meteor would scatter in the directions they were pushed. Leaving only a very select few still on a direct course to Earth. The ones that will still be approaching (if they are still fairly large) can be blown up directly long before they reach the planet. Of course all this is assuming that we find the meteor multiple years before it hits us.

    • @pierrecurie
      @pierrecurie 4 년 전 +1

      @@tommoore2012 It depends on how much you scatter. If any significant portion reaches earth (even if they burn up in the atmosphere), the energy release would boil the oceans and keep lead molten for the next 300 or so years.

    • @bloody4558
      @bloody4558 4 년 전 +1

      @@kabloosh699 Or summon Golbez, since he tanked one of these in Final Fantasy 4 and still defeated it's caster

  • @averytubestudios
    @averytubestudios 4 년 전 +6

    Now that we settled that issue, We need to find out just how powerful Supernova is mathematically.

  • @Bobbydog66
    @Bobbydog66 2 년 전

    7:50 THAT'S MY MAN!

  • @RobertoBlake
    @RobertoBlake 4 년 전 +183

    We should probably start preparing for a meteor like we failed to prepare for the Coronavirus...

    • @lucia_kidtech
      @lucia_kidtech 3 년 전 +5

      Oh boy wait till I tell ya scientists think a big boi meteor that was prodicted to miss the earth might get a direct hit.

    • @hasthehighground8560
      @hasthehighground8560 3 년 전 +3

      Cassandra Calder don’t worry we have the space missiles

    • @andrewdevore4799
      @andrewdevore4799 3 년 전 +2

      Shut up.

    • @justafan9399
      @justafan9399 3 년 전 +1

      @@hasthehighground8560
      Dude, they tried that with ShinRa No. 26 and that didn’t do *_anything_* to Meteor. And even if it worked, would multiple Boulder-sized meteors moving faster than the speed of sound directly toward Earth really be that much better?

    • @hasthehighground8560
      @hasthehighground8560 3 년 전

      @@justafan9399 Shinra

  • @cristiancojocaru9821
    @cristiancojocaru9821 4 년 전 +18

    I was hoping for "but what if Holy didn't intercept it?" :(

    • @DiamondAppendixVODs
      @DiamondAppendixVODs 4 년 전

      Have you seen Star Wars Episode IV?

    • @Bandrik
      @Bandrik 4 년 전

      Same here.

    • @MrMeow-iq7kq
      @MrMeow-iq7kq 4 년 전

      holy assisted it...
      to quote the wiki "Holy is the ultimate defense against threats to the Planet, and when summoned, will erase anything that presents a danger. However, this may include humans as well; it depends on Holy and the Planet."
      This is explained by Bugenhagen, that old floaty guy in cosmo canyon
      Midgar was a threat.
      Holy is more powerful than meteor from my understanding.

  • @WinterFlare
    @WinterFlare 4 년 전 +288

    On my phone the title cut off to “final fanta”
    So lesson learned. If Fanta ever comes out with a flavor called Final we’re doomed.

    • @Minohorse
      @Minohorse 4 년 전 +12

      Ehh... About that:
      krplus.net/bidio/g7GufICEdojNq2E
      The Final may be closer than you think
      (also this may be deleted because of the link)

    • @Minohorse
      @Minohorse 4 년 전 +4

      @Maize Opossum I found it many many years ago, I don't remember how... sailing on the internet can get you to some strange/interesting places.
      ...But me liking Japan as much as I do, I probably just stumbled upon it when watching Pocky commercials . . . anyways, there's a channel called JapanThing that compiles some japanese commercials, they are pretty funny, so check it out if you have any interest.
      In the meanwhile, I'll give you this: krplus.net/bidio/dLl7p49reaa4e3o (because I'm in a creepy mood right now)
      Also, sorry for the long comment.

    • @gameman3981
      @gameman3981 4 년 전 +1

      @Pinchie Alarm krplus.net/bidio/iMyvnI-slG6bl4Y
      krplus.net/bidio/ZK6DgmBjZYuzeoI
      krplus.net/bidio/ZsqZk4p9dGfanpg
      krplus.net/bidio/Y9x_eZWZZa2sYqA

    • @lastnamefirstname5295
      @lastnamefirstname5295 4 년 전 +1

      @@Minohorse what about
      krplus.net/bidio/lLWvZqdriZ68lII

    • @Minohorse
      @Minohorse 4 년 전

      @@lastnamefirstname5295 Yes! That's great. I love you for that.

  • @TactlessC
    @TactlessC 4 년 전 +252

    >Twink
    >huge shoulders and abs for days
    >over 6 feet tall
    Not sure about that one fam.

    • @iluvuradio2021
      @iluvuradio2021 4 년 전 +22

      maybe Austin is bigger than we thought

    • @hilariousandoriginal6736
      @hilariousandoriginal6736 4 년 전 +19

      TactlessC That is what we call a Twonk

    • @ZeldaboyOG
      @ZeldaboyOG 4 년 전 +13

      It ain't bad. He's a twink because he's a star. Like the song goes. "Twink, Twink, little star. How I wonder.. Oh God! Aerith! Nooooooooo!!!

    • @PROTOBLUES90
      @PROTOBLUES90 3 년 전 +2

      Yeah but look at his hair. Total bottom. Lol

    • @Maidenstear
      @Maidenstear 3 년 전 +6

      I had to rewind the video or hear him say it again because I couldn't believe my ears lol

  • @minievil9514
    @minievil9514 4 년 전

    Hey Austin, you should do a "how deadly is the Flash" video. I think all of the different speeds he is shown going throughout his career would make for an interesting video

  • @M_Alexander
    @M_Alexander 4 년 전 +26

    On top of the impact, Meteor is rife with that magical rage energy so who knows what that would do on contact. I always got the impression though that Holy was meant to act much earlier and the proximity of the eventual impact was simply too close

    • @Solais1019
      @Solais1019 4 년 전 +1

      Same, pretty sure that's exactly the reason it wasn't able to perform on its own

    • @jasonbuell7958
      @jasonbuell7958 3 년 전 +2

      Exactly! That's totally correct! By the time meteor entered the world it was too late, Holy was supposed to be unleashed while meteor was still in space. I'm pretty sure that's actually part of the canon story on why Holy wasnt working.

    • @emm6101
      @emm6101 3 년 전 +1

      @@jasonbuell7958 Sephiroth was pretty much holding holy back even as Aerith was casting it in the life stream. Thus he had to be defeated first.

    • @shawnanderson4283
      @shawnanderson4283 년 전

      ah magic, "a wizrd did it!!"

    • @drpepperoni2109
      @drpepperoni2109 년 전

      wait hold up is the meteor actually named meteor wtf

  • @kas_shad
    @kas_shad 4 년 전 +63

    Me: *sees this video*
    Also me: *Underwhelming Majora's Mask flashbacks*

  • @DrRank
    @DrRank 4 년 전

    Wait. 1816 was the year without summer?
    Suddenly, Arthur Christmas makes more sense than usual.

  • @eylonshachmon6500
    @eylonshachmon6500 3 년 전 +1

    Why didn’t you say anything about the earthquakes?

  • @dreadrayton4818
    @dreadrayton4818 4 년 전 +16

    Austin: Sephiroth's Meteor
    Me: Sephirock

  • @playkawaii2104
    @playkawaii2104 4 년 전 +9

    "Oh WoW I'm sure he's fine" BEST

  • @TheRoboJesus
    @TheRoboJesus 3 년 전 +2

    I very much appreciate the OG Doom weapon sounds followed by Doomguy's death scream

  • @jcm350
    @jcm350 3 년 전

    Do a theory on how strong is cloud, the sword looks pretty heavy

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 4 년 전 +12

    I love how the screaming doesn’t happen until after the countless gunshots.

  • @Dr_Curry_
    @Dr_Curry_ 4 년 전 +16

    When your so early the deadly in the thumbnail is spelt wrong, lol.

  • @drftr6073
    @drftr6073 4 년 전

    10:28 my man didn't calculate air friction oof

  • @IGSA101
    @IGSA101 4 년 전

    I think you're missing that it's a magical exploding meteor, not just a falling object.

  • @ryanmcmenamim9871
    @ryanmcmenamim9871 4 년 전 +3

    “Freedom Units” killed me

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 4 년 전 +3

    2:50
    I was literally thinking about that!!

  • @Smartfunnyandlazy
    @Smartfunnyandlazy 4 년 전 +1

    i would name the asteroid/meteor Jenova

  • @obrito7958
    @obrito7958 4 년 전

    Idea: How destructive is Ramiel beam from Evangelion? How destructive is the awakening of unit 01 on rebuild?

  • @Phantom_Hivemind
    @Phantom_Hivemind 4 년 전 +18

    I never thought I would hear Austin say the term "Twink" referring to ANY male EVER! But HERE WE ARE

  • @josephamarant6401
    @josephamarant6401 4 년 전 +94

    "It'd be like dropping all the fish in the world on a city" This is the single best image I've had in my head all week.

  • @tdark987
    @tdark987 4 년 전 +6

    I’d love to see you cover the sector 7 plate separation/collapse in the remake.
    For all the aspects they explained or made clearer in this version (e.g. that it was a controlled demolition system built into the plate, hence why it didn’t topple sideways into one of the neighboring sectors), it raised even more questions - like how the party was able to just saunter through the streets of the undercity a few hours after, with the streetlights still running fine, and without burning to death or being impeded by the many tons of rubble that should be covering everything...

  • @bruhmomment2999
    @bruhmomment2999 3 년 전 +3

    I’m here after getting sephiroth in smash

  • @Crumbling_Vortex
    @Crumbling_Vortex 4 년 전 +244

    Austin: "Square Enix will eventually run out of ideas!"
    Also Austin: Proceeds to do a theory similar to the Majora's Mask theory.

    • @DreadKyller
      @DreadKyller 4 년 전 +8

      True, although with the opposite conclusion, simply due to scale.

    • @thestupidfuncrisallstodios470
      @thestupidfuncrisallstodios470 4 년 전

      jordan wible there is only a few pepole that has made a simulare statmite and live do you wan't to know what happend to them because i dont and i wouldn't recommend you doing the same

    • @KingTaltia
      @KingTaltia 4 년 전

      Honest, I had a similar thought, but a different one.
      Austin: "Squate Enix will eventually run out of ideas and remake Final Fantasy 7!"
      Square Enix: (Remakes Final Fantasy 7 with enough content changes that they might even change the story.)
      (This isn't a complaint, I've always wanted to play through FF7, and the remake only makes me want to play through BOTH FF7s.)

  • @99Duds
    @99Duds 4 년 전 +4

    Love the last clip, its nice to revisit old memes.

  • @mrpacker3114
    @mrpacker3114 3 년 전 +1

    You better believe I was thinking "but it do be a magic meteor"

    • @frankmyers8062
      @frankmyers8062 3 년 전

      People think magic meteors don't be like they is, but it do!!

  • @fnstrmkrjoe
    @fnstrmkrjoe 4 년 전

    Austin i was hoping you were gonna cover the fact that the metor punched a whole through Jupiter

  • @azul8128
    @azul8128 4 년 전 +18

    Me: wait, isnt this like...
    Austin: 3:04
    Me: ... Nevermind

  • @jachopia6609
    @jachopia6609 4 년 전 +6

    Austin "measures in football fields", me "Now that's what I call a freedom unit"

  • @jengo05
    @jengo05 4 년 전

    That moment when sephiroth doesn't even summon the meteor in the remake and we have to wait like 2 more years for the next part

  • @charlesburns2481
    @charlesburns2481 4 년 전 +18

    Austin: "All that mass doesn't mean anything if it isn't moving fast enough"
    Me: Wait... So I can hold the entire weight of a car on me if its placed on me really slow?

    • @yoitsjonmac188
      @yoitsjonmac188 4 년 전 +6

      Not for very long, but pretty much yeah.

    • @strifenineteen
      @strifenineteen 4 년 전 +1

      If you were bigger than the car sure

    • @wednesday8174
      @wednesday8174 3 년 전 +1

      Until gravity hits, yeah. You're also significantly smaller than the earth but that's irrelevant