Game Theory: Could A Banana Save Your Life? (Fortnite Season 9)

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    In the trailer for Fortnite Season 9, we see good ol' Jonesy and everyone's new favorite banana-man, Peely, get trapped in a bunker. Two characters go in, only one comes out. That is a SURPRISINGLY dark turn, given the humorous way the situation is presented. When I watched it I was left with one big question - no, not the morality of eating your banana friend. I want to know if Jonesy could survive however long he was trapped in that bunker with Peely as his only source of food. Loyal Theorists, get ready for things to go BANANAS!
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  • @lazykingdom
    @lazykingdom 4 년 전 +7183

    What if peely just respawned in the bunker 8,000 times

    • @gosfather8484
      @gosfather8484 4 년 전 +135

      You spelt respawned wrong

    • @madysonblanford7238
      @madysonblanford7238 4 년 전 +296

      Josue A Flores Lara I was thinking about something like that. Or what if Peely is is just regrowing in a way. He is clearly still alive even after he is blended into a smoothie, so what if he can still grow. Infinite food for Jonesy.

    • @lazykingdom
      @lazykingdom 4 년 전 +45

      @@gosfather8484 thanks

    • @Chensoman
      @Chensoman 4 년 전 +21

      You spelt respawned wrong

    • @lazykingdom
      @lazykingdom 4 년 전 +40

      @@madysonblanford7238 just like deadpool.

  • @Solvent2407
    @Solvent2407 3 년 전 +291

    If food theory existed back then. This would be an episode on it.

  • @--Rye--
    @--Rye-- 4 년 전 +879

    When you watch this almost a year later and the intro is still accurate

    • @doofusreacts1740
      @doofusreacts1740 3 년 전 +10

      Ya 2020 *sighs* its gonna be a good year they said u should go out more they said😭

    • @--Rye--
      @--Rye-- 3 년 전 +3

      @@doofusreacts1740 agree

    • @meowmeowniqa75
      @meowmeowniqa75 3 년 전 +1

      Fax

    • @--Rye--
      @--Rye-- 3 년 전 +1

      @@meowmeowniqa75 agree

    • @Trmank
      @Trmank 3 년 전 +1

      Still always and was right

  • @user-de6jk3fq6y
    @user-de6jk3fq6y 3 년 전 +371

    Jonsey is taking quarantine on a whole new level.

    • @jivehornet90833
      @jivehornet90833 3 년 전 +6

      When Fortnite predicted the quarantine quite a while before it kicked in. They weren't wrong about the future XD

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 2 년 전

      😂😂😂

    • @zuzuo.0754
      @zuzuo.0754 년 전 +1

      I have one more thing to say, bring back the pump

  • @abyssvsthewrld
    @abyssvsthewrld 4 년 전 +110

    5:05
    I was not ready for that merch plug 😂

  • @feutluser4560
    @feutluser4560 4 년 전 +195

    Pat since peely is a banana and he rules in game. A normal banana ripes / over ripes. But peely ripes to full over ripeness in a matter of 20 minutes

    • @aidengoberman1324
      @aidengoberman1324 4 년 전 +4

      wow, i didn't think of that

    • @Konikl
      @Konikl 4 년 전 +3

      What if his beard is fake and he was there for little time

  • @jflintgaming6832
    @jflintgaming6832 2 년 전 +14

    7:51
    Matpat: talking about jonesy's death.
    Random add: HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 3 년 전 +42

    MatPat: “It would take just under 3 years for it to grow to that length”.
    MatPat: *Shameless plug*
    MatPat: “Sow where was I?”

  • @rootstudios7734
    @rootstudios7734 4 년 전 +609

    MatPat: Does quick maf
    Epic Games: He was there for 1 week lol

    • @lucid_thatbigboi9998
      @lucid_thatbigboi9998 4 년 전 +2

      Root Studios really?

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 4 년 전 +19

      Well peely's seeds would grow more peelys right?
      So many be peelys grow large enough to eat quicker than bananas do, and maybe peely does indeed have the calorie equivalent of fat, with all the nutrients needed to survive.
      if we make those presumptions, jonesy could survive the worst case senario.
      TBH im more concerned about where he been getting water from.

    • @Xue-tu
      @Xue-tu 4 년 전 +2

      @@Missingno_Miner I don't know anything but maybe bananas have water in them

    • @donnybro6536
      @donnybro6536 4 년 전 +1

      That beard tho

    • @th3omachos
      @th3omachos 4 년 전

      @@Xue-tu Yes but he would have to water his plantation

  • @peucoman
    @peucoman 4 년 전 +303

    > a Banana Phone joke in 2019
    THIS IS ANCIENT HISTORY, AND I LOVE IT

  • @TheVoidrex
    @TheVoidrex 3 년 전 +57

    He literally predicted season 10

  • @wrongthing1279
    @wrongthing1279 4 년 전 +62

    0:10 Chapter Two - “hold my beer.”

  • @steponkusceponas4085
    @steponkusceponas4085 4 년 전 +693

    Game theory:
    Over thinking everything since 2009

    • @asgerchristensen2362
      @asgerchristensen2362 4 년 전 +14

      Overthinking*

    • @laavathedragon
      @laavathedragon 4 년 전 +8

      we love some good all overthinking

    • @ethanpeacock6933
      @ethanpeacock6933 4 년 전 +4

      All you need to grow those banana plants are the seeds, everything else you should eat.

    • @freezypuffs1167
      @freezypuffs1167 4 년 전 +2

      Ikr, he forgot you need water to plant, but he had no water in the bunker, also the fact that you also need water to survive in general

    • @_equinox1689
      @_equinox1689 4 년 전 +2

      he forgot bananas spoil lol

  • @imdragonfox6505
    @imdragonfox6505 4 년 전 +248

    5:40
    That aggressive subscription self promo caught me off guard.

  • @anikinsgamer4597
    @anikinsgamer4597 4 년 전 +38

    What if Jonesy, instead of eating daily, ate once every 2 weeks? That would be way more than enough to get a lifetime supply of bananas.

    • @alfredjames4530
      @alfredjames4530 3 년 전

      He would still die, you can’t shorthand your metabolic rate

    • @rosemali3022
      @rosemali3022 3 년 전 +2

      Fasting is much better for you than eating just small amounts of calories each day.

    • @steelpump100
      @steelpump100 3 년 전 +2

      but then he would have to drink water every 3 days, and that's like maybe an extra month or two, so TECHNICALLY, if you really squeeze in the time, it kind of works.

  • @fennix5628
    @fennix5628 4 년 전 +155

    What if Jonesy planted the seeds before he fully finished eating Peely

    • @irmacastro5387
      @irmacastro5387 3 년 전 +20

      True, eat peely racianaly, plant seeds, grow plants, add more plants, and in a couple of years he already has a entire community of bananas

    • @fennix5628
      @fennix5628 3 년 전 +3

      @@irmacastro5387 yeah

    • @slumberystone
      @slumberystone 3 년 전 +5

      Yeah you can’t plant today’s bananas because they are so genetically modified

    • @irmacastro5387
      @irmacastro5387 3 년 전 +3

      Yeah but...that’s called evolution, bananas evolved to human desires

    • @steelpump100
      @steelpump100 3 년 전 +10

      He already explained that. Fully eating peely lasts you 3 months, but growing bananas takes at minimum 5 months if you eat em green.

  • @heroezofficial9398
    @heroezofficial9398 4 년 전 +3503

    Matpat's expectations of season 10 :
    *DIET* *COKE* *ADDED* *TO* *FORTNITE*

  • @maddiecarney7577
    @maddiecarney7577 4 년 전 +193

    5:07
    “banana phone”
    and that segway though

  • @TheOfficialRedcoat
    @TheOfficialRedcoat 3 년 전 +12

    I've began to realise game theory becomes more insane the more they release. I LOVE IT

  • @hiimnewhere444
    @hiimnewhere444 4 년 전 +21

    But if there's one thing that Game theory stands for!
    It's FNAF.
    But if there are two things that game theory stands for!
    It's FNAF... and thoroughness.
    -Matpat 2020

  • @lumi5164
    @lumi5164 4 년 전 +341

    "Can't wait to see what they have in store for season 10!"
    Fortnite: We vaulted the whole game
    *you hear distant cheers*

  • @ThatWolficorn
    @ThatWolficorn 4 년 전 +83

    Peely: *Being eaten*
    Also Peely: *Still smiling and seemingly happy*

  • @powermins2030
    @powermins2030 3 년 전 +2

    well, peely is able to smile, move, and a whole bunch of other stuff, what's to say he can't heal any wounds. he's a banana so maybe with that healing ability if you slap some artificial light on him, he could regrow an arm, possibly being an infinite food source

  • @carnege4416
    @carnege4416 3 년 전 +7

    The REAL question is....
    How did peely survive? He smiled when they left the bunker.

  • @iulius2226
    @iulius2226 4 년 전 +255

    Who said that from that seeds would grow normal size bananas,I think that will grow banana men

    • @yaboi7914
      @yaboi7914 4 년 전 +2

      Then it would take even more time... or not? 🤔

    • @dapotatoqueen833
      @dapotatoqueen833 4 년 전

      🤨🤔🤨🤔🤨

    • @TheOtherOne181
      @TheOtherOne181 4 년 전 +1

      Huh! That does make sense

    • @KingOfBeasts1258
      @KingOfBeasts1258 4 년 전

      Jonesy would be eating Peely’s babies, literally

    • @mine34422
      @mine34422 4 년 전

      @@yaboi7914 but the banana men are super fruits in one theory, maybe both are correct?

  • @tuopi27
    @tuopi27 4 년 전 +136

    Why not look at it another way.
    Peely is obviously magic. So.... Magic banana.

    • @tuopi27
      @tuopi27 4 년 전 +1

      @Bluelightning Dude oh my god

  • @ilikeroblox9073
    @ilikeroblox9073 3 년 전 +10

    This is why I love mat pat he gets a ton of different topics and we learn from it but the topics are stuff everyone will love

  • @linusafk2835
    @linusafk2835 년 전 +2

    Update on this theory, new lore has shown that Jonesy doesn't age the same as normal (as stated by him claiming he has worked for the Imagined Order for centuries). His slowed aging may also have slowed his metabolism.

    • @Prawn-fish
      @Prawn-fish 개월 전

      I know I’m late but Jonesy also can’t die.

  • @shadownekoking4486
    @shadownekoking4486 4 년 전 +379

    I GOT IT, every day in fortnite lasts for ~15 minutes, which means 1 hours is equivalent to 4 days, taking the first method of 100% banana, Jonesy COULD survive.

    • @breezyxd9271
      @breezyxd9271 4 년 전 +11

      :000000000

    • @blafsko1521
      @blafsko1521 4 년 전 +7

      that's what I thought

    • @tatsuyeet
      @tatsuyeet 4 년 전 +11

      Yes but the human bodies growth isn’t proportional to the rotational speed of Fortnite

    • @Bruh4.
      @Bruh4. 4 년 전 +4

      oof Tatsu but he’s not really human he’s binary you know

    • @tatsuyeet
      @tatsuyeet 4 년 전 +3

      Xx Mc fail xX matpat is comparing him to real biological human beings so it’s only fair to assume that Jonesy isn’t binary but that he is biological

  • @noxtrooper3578
    @noxtrooper3578 4 년 전 +451

    *Next on* GAME THEORY - _Who was MatPat on the phone with?_

    • @lincolnwilson6725
      @lincolnwilson6725 4 년 전 +16

      Hey! Vsause, Micheal here.

    • @Idk-ly6fz
      @Idk-ly6fz 4 년 전 +5

      Nox Trooper noobmaster69

    • @thatgigiguy6473
      @thatgigiguy6473 4 년 전 +5

      @@lincolnwilson6725 Vsauce* Michael*

    • @user-ph5dn4te8s
      @user-ph5dn4te8s 4 년 전 +2

      The person Who was on the Phone with matpat : *FOOLS IT WAS ME DIO YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED!*

    • @axet5083
      @axet5083 4 년 전

      Dio?! Why did you do that? First Danny now matpat?!

  • @hockeyhighlights9924
    @hockeyhighlights9924 3 년 전 +3

    Little did he know a couple seasons later a Skeleton peely skin comes out so technically peely isn’t all banana

  • @realphighter
    @realphighter 3 년 전 +6

    My grandma's friend sadly passed, and the doctor said that if he ate a banana he would've lived

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 년 전 +448

    *MattPat:* Am I a joke to you?
    *_*nervous laughters*_*

  • @RealDB
    @RealDB 4 년 전 +51

    5:10 wait...the dude on the phone...he knows what shirt hes wearing?
    i think there is a stalker in the tree
    *BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY*

  • @Zackerath
    @Zackerath 3 년 전 +3

    MatPat: "Jonesy would die after only 3 months!!!"
    Me: "I wonder how MatPat will solve this one..."
    MatPat: "CANABILISM"

  • @battledroidmk129
    @battledroidmk129 4 년 전 +6

    "AM I A JOKE TO YOU?"
    Scott:Yes also here's more books

  • @silentxshadow888
    @silentxshadow888 4 년 전 +199

    Assuming Peely contains the same percentage of potassium as a normal banana, I think Hyperkalemia would kill Jonesy before starvation would.

  • @Ejeffers-eh2om
    @Ejeffers-eh2om 4 년 전 +134

    Wait.... A bananaphone joke in 2019
    Aaaaannnnd he used it to plug merch.

    • @sirjackalstudio1483
      @sirjackalstudio1483 4 년 전

      That expression on his face tho when he say below next to the subscribe button xD

  • @darkphantom8531
    @darkphantom8531 3 년 전 +7

    You realize that jonesy’s beard is made of banana right

  • @arcaneTempest1
    @arcaneTempest1 2 년 전 +1

    Another concern with the bananas is a lack of something called niacin (or vitamin B3), it's not something that's brought up a lot nowadays because its not a real concern, but a niacin deficiency leads to an affliction called "Pellagra". The symptoms of which include but are not limited to hallucinations, diarrhoea and loss of appetite, so you can see how this would be a problem.

  • @robertsoriano570
    @robertsoriano570 4 년 전 +114

    15:35
    Game theorist: A very abusive one sided friendship
    Me: jonesy made the peely robot suit for his mushy liquid friend

    • @studstudio4835
      @studstudio4835 3 년 전 +6

      After eating him

    • @jasona2007
      @jasona2007 3 년 전 +5

      A robot suit would make sense. But I hate it when shows and games do stuff like this! Him eating his freaking friend?! They just had to kill off one of the coolest looking characters in the game!

  • @anthuwuny
    @anthuwuny 4 년 전 +225

    what if peely could regenerate? that would explain peely not being scared and the peely skin still existing.

    • @thedripcritic9379
      @thedripcritic9379 4 년 전 +7

      Or Jonesy rips out the seeds, eats Peely while his bananas are growing

    • @axtheaxe7633
      @axtheaxe7633 4 년 전 +4

      @@snowgolemssb that is unless Peely was made of pure fat AND also carried regular banana seeds.

    • @sebieripper
      @sebieripper 4 년 전 +3

      I would assume a sentient banana would have some kind of regenerating abilities

    • @riverajustinmarks.
      @riverajustinmarks. 4 년 전

      @@axtheaxe7633 a banana with lpure fat is pulling too much and we're talking about a sentient human sized banana.

    • @axtheaxe7633
      @axtheaxe7633 4 년 전 +1

      @@riverajustinmarks. MatPat was the one to mention Peely being made of pure fat, I was just combining two of his idea together to make it work.

  • @jessierussell9238
    @jessierussell9238 3 년 전 +4

    If people remember the Pelee trailer Pelee was once a Jonesey

  • @sunlightbro_
    @sunlightbro_ 3 년 전 +2

    Everyone gangster till MatPat does his angry face

  • @liamdalemon1525
    @liamdalemon1525 4 년 전 +509

    what if the bunker had a reboot van and he kept reviving peely over and over

    • @dillydain5195
      @dillydain5195 4 년 전 +9

      Liam da lemon!
      Hehe

    • @derpyduck1235
      @derpyduck1235 4 년 전 +19

      Lol that actually makes loads of sense

    • @Bruh-wq6ms
      @Bruh-wq6ms 4 년 전 +12

      That’s actually pretty sadistic but after all of that the banana was still smiling...

    • @simongrave7704
      @simongrave7704 4 년 전 +3

      I mean he probably did have more than just peely... he would need cream and other stuff to make a smoothie out of peely

    • @Bruh-wq6ms
      @Bruh-wq6ms 4 년 전

      simon grave that’s what I was wondering

  • @atrain3441
    @atrain3441 4 년 전 +303

    No one:
    Mat Pat: *Examines fictional game where characters can build miles into the sky in seconds for biological inaccuracies*

  • @reveredrogue9725
    @reveredrogue9725 4 년 전 +4

    This theory is even more disturbing considering the fact that we got to see what Peely's inside was with the Peely Bone Skin.

  • @BruvTheCertifiedEgg
    @BruvTheCertifiedEgg 3 년 전 +2

    "Honestly, it'll probably never go away"
    Minecraft: "hold my strength potion"

  • @verrelrafiano6564
    @verrelrafiano6564 4 년 전 +335

    Nobody:
    Literally not a single soul:
    Matpat:Could a banana save your life???

  • @topherv7051
    @topherv7051 4 년 전 +264

    Peely could be made out of a food that is rich in omega-3 fatty acids which can help increase hair growth. Hope this helps if you plan to a second video.

    • @engine4628
      @engine4628 4 년 전 +4

      or he is compressed pure fat

    • @thefortifier2346
      @thefortifier2346 4 년 전

      nice job! you out smarted mat pat! give your self a pat on the back!

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger 4 년 전

      But by how much? It could increase hari growth but not enough for it to happen in a week.

    • @unluckygamer_2.o151
      @unluckygamer_2.o151 4 년 전

      But jonesy beard becomes longer after a game

    • @happu8416
      @happu8416 4 년 전

      I'm sorry to ruin your theory, but the world record beard growth probably had those resources

  • @mr.witherhmc9304
    @mr.witherhmc9304 4 년 전 +2

    This is how jonesy lived, he ran out of food 3 months before he escaped the vault

  • @igiem368
    @igiem368 3 년 전 +7

    Theoretically, if he planted the seeds and then also cut Peely up and left the cut up part in an cold dark area, he could possibly survive on mould until the first crop of bananas comes in, in which case he could potentially survive indefinitely

  • @peter-gaylivingston7057
    @peter-gaylivingston7057 4 년 전 +119

    Matpat staring into your soul when he is ploging for his mercy and the subscribe button

  • @theguywhoateyourpeanutbutt9638

    MatPat: Talks About Only Food
    Dehydration: Am I A Joke To You?

  • @kontentaidee
    @kontentaidee 24 일 전 +1

    8:19 That's been debunked as one of the trailers showed a Peely exploding into banana pulp.
    Which raises several uncomfortable questions about Peely Bones...

  • @thekidwithnolife
    @thekidwithnolife 개월 전 +2

    Well if you saw the trailer, peely is just a banana version of jonsey cus jonsey was eating a banana and put it in a rift so hypothetically speaking, jonsey is practically a cannibal or it’s just another snapshot of himself AND in Fortnitemares you can see that the zombie peely he is actually a banana, and he also has guts

  • @tygerion4404
    @tygerion4404 4 년 전 +349

    MattPat: "Am I a Joke to you?"
    Me: Glances at the "Sans is Ness" theory surreptitiously .

    • @claytonjackson5988
      @claytonjackson5988 4 년 전 +6

      *Looks at Tygerion and shakes head and mouths out 'Don't do it'*

    • @laeva495
      @laeva495 4 년 전 +6

      *Sideway glance towards the Persona 4 Teddie theory and Phoenix Wright is a Criminal theory*

    • @_justice570
      @_justice570 4 년 전 +1

      *gets a flashback of the French soldier that took lieutenant`s life and has the urge to attempt to take Buckingham by force one.last.time*

    • @vectorghoul6226
      @vectorghoul6226 4 년 전 +1

      UNDERTALE!!!

    • @toadtexas
      @toadtexas 4 년 전 +1

      lol

  • @3leafclover491
    @3leafclover491 4 년 전 +108

    0:04 looking back on this he wasn’t far off

    • @YoCrazy
      @YoCrazy 4 년 전 +2

      Smash Bro0513 fax

    • @brandoncase1477
      @brandoncase1477 4 년 전 +2

      Looking back on this, he wasn't wrong

    • @aid3n594
      @aid3n594 4 년 전 +4

      He correctly predicted 2 days of the end of season X

  • @lachellejansen2879
    @lachellejansen2879 3 년 전 +5

    Me:sees banana phone “ight what meme is he doing no-“ me realizing it’s just new merch “ah thx now I spend my bank account again

  • @NickedySplit
    @NickedySplit 3 년 전 +2

    You would also need a lot of water to live that long, and plant bananas

  • @kianm.9641
    @kianm.9641 4 년 전 +313

    MatPat’s season 10: Epic Games vaults everything
    My season 10: Epic Games vaults everything
    *And adds a new silenced mini potion*

  • @carsonhartnett1105
    @carsonhartnett1105 4 년 전 +265

    We just gonna ignore the fact that Peeley ripens and goes bad by the end of the game

  • @marioncurranful
    @marioncurranful 3 년 전 +1

    The intro is very true...
    Alot of people left fortnite in season 9 and X ( me inculed) basically the lobbies were easy when not getting killed by a mech or a combat shotgun...

  • @azel7056
    @azel7056 3 년 전 +1

    Well boys it’s been officially 1year since this vid came out and it’s still fairly accurate and you gotta love matpat for it and this was also a really fun theory 😂

  • @randomchaos3038
    @randomchaos3038 4 년 전 +546

    That moment...
    When FNaF comes up in an unrelated video

  • @griefingg0lem685
    @griefingg0lem685 4 년 전 +279

    Jonsey would have died long before, first week in fact.
    Potassium Poisoning.

  • @selkie698
    @selkie698 3 년 전 +2

    Mat: cant Wait for season 10
    Season x: mEkS

  • @tvman2181
    @tvman2181 3 년 전 +1

    i love how doomsday bunker is trademarked in the subtitles

  • @Athithan_2000
    @Athithan_2000 4 년 전 +298

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Jonesey wears Peely’s skin/peel as cape!

    • @doeboybeats
      @doeboybeats 4 년 전

      Isnt it obvious?

    • @jtc6366
      @jtc6366 4 년 전 +4

      he literally ate him, wearing him is nothing

    • @lumin9572
      @lumin9572 4 년 전 +9

      I think peely was fine with it.

    • @ponedwarf3082
      @ponedwarf3082 4 년 전 +3

      And I believe his beard is also the peel

    • @connoranderson5091
      @connoranderson5091 4 년 전

      Athithan that’s what I thought and was about to comment

  • @sebi6441
    @sebi6441 4 년 전 +1354

    *Plottwist*
    Jonsey had medkits and every time he starved he would use one

    • @lichxeam
      @lichxeam 4 년 전 +41

      They should a video on how medkits work

    • @familiayoutuber4769
      @familiayoutuber4769 4 년 전 +29

      How do you eat medkits?

    • @MakerHD
      @MakerHD 4 년 전 +54

      But he should be dying because he has nothing to drink... oh wait he has minis nvm.

    • @jg1692
      @jg1692 4 년 전 +3

      Uhhh what?

    • @theoneaboveall9930
      @theoneaboveall9930 4 년 전 +21

      Or since peely is alive he may slowly heal like normal humans, or maybe even faster since he is a healthy fruit

  • @0rthadox
    @0rthadox 4 년 전 +3

    What if the fridge had food and jonsey ate it all 6 months before he started to eat peely

  • @sunanarrayan8945
    @sunanarrayan8945 2 년 전 +1

    playing in season 9 was really fun, like the beach assault mode and the 14 days of summer challenge,
    and the stranger things event. also the drum shotgun too

  • @unversedhero6028
    @unversedhero6028 4 년 전 +247

    Matpat: "Bananas are berries."
    Me: Wait... So Pokémon having Nanabab berries is actually accurate?😵

  • @chizurubeats3112
    @chizurubeats3112 4 년 전 +219

    Fortnite: Lets make Jonesy eat Pealy
    MattPatt: Im about to end this whole mans career

  • @professorthink3528
    @professorthink3528 3 년 전 +2

    Ok first off peely is actually half human half alien because he has a Halloween outfit and it shows his skeleton and the alien part is because his brain is at the bottom of him period. Second off jonesy made him into a drink which technically gives you both a good and a drink period. BUT HAY,THATS JUST A FACT ;)

  • @freefromnuts7889
    @freefromnuts7889 4 년 전 +2

    It would be interesting to see if the level of radiation from a banana as big as peely would have affected jonesy at all.

  • @RedCloudStudios
    @RedCloudStudios 4 년 전 +189

    Bunker Jonesy: Exists
    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    MatPat: Im about to end this man's entire career

  • @505finds
    @505finds 4 년 전 +74

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Actually nobody:
    Matpat:IM LIVE ACTION NOW

    • @505finds
      @505finds 4 년 전

      Joseph Leanos oh I haven’t been watching game theory

    • @espernova228
      @espernova228 4 년 전 +1

      No one:
      @@505finds :

  • @IAMSTUPAAD
    @IAMSTUPAAD 4 년 전 +4

    0:45
    Laughs in future

  • @Bradley579
    @Bradley579 4 년 전 +2

    I mean, he predicted Chapter 2 Season 1 with the intro

  • @jaylynnstrong620
    @jaylynnstrong620 4 년 전 +75

    Matpat's next theory: Are Jonesy and Peely's friendship toxic?!

  • @salkjdfhalsdgfkauhg
    @salkjdfhalsdgfkauhg 4 년 전 +265

    That review was wrong.
    MatPat's real name is OBVIOUSLY Matthew Patthew...

  • @CLBricksyt
    @CLBricksyt 개월 전 +1

    I like how he said it’ll still be a thing and now we’re at chapter 5 season 2😂

  • @TheBlueEyeBoy
    @TheBlueEyeBoy 4 년 전 +1

    Imagine getting a call from a stranger saying they like your shirt your wearing right that second.

  • @calibr0636
    @calibr0636 4 년 전 +173

    Fortnite: *did all this vaulting things unvaulting things*
    Matpat: will jonesy starve?
    Fortnite: am I a joke to you?

    • @duangbiao4522
      @duangbiao4522 4 년 전 +1

      Jonesy would not, it was originally stocked up, they just ran out of food
      (I think)

  • @012.olalanalvinreyc.3
    @012.olalanalvinreyc.3 4 년 전 +113

    Therapist: demon eyed matpat doesnt exist dont worry
    Demon eyed matpat: stares past your whole existence

  • @SillyArcade
    @SillyArcade 4 년 전 +1

    my dad is against honey because he's fine spending 30 minutes looking for cheaper prices and im like "you can skip that whole step" and he ain't havin non of that!

  • @clapx3883
    @clapx3883 3 년 전

    Matpat: it will probably never go away
    2020: are u sure about that

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 4 년 전 +375

    *Heavy from the TF2 community approved of bananas*

  • @calum0_0r72
    @calum0_0r72 4 년 전 +649

    Who’s here after the event in season 10 where they literally did vault the game lmao

    • @lawpp7357
      @lawpp7357 4 년 전 +4

      10 eternities later black hole is 0.000000000001mm bigger

    • @nicoleskorupsky1007
      @nicoleskorupsky1007 4 년 전 +3

      Haha yea its kinda funny actually how they did that it’s also kinda funny how you tubers are still live streaming this if it comes out on Tuesday

    • @CYB3Redux
      @CYB3Redux 4 년 전

      lmfao

    • @cakecittypsvr7452
      @cakecittypsvr7452 4 년 전 +1

      XD matpat predicted the future XD

    • @mineguydlgames7275
      @mineguydlgames7275 4 년 전 +1

      Same fam, I was laughing saying to myself, “you were one season off”

  • @Q_is_a_good_name
    @Q_is_a_good_name 3 년 전

    Jonesey: Survives for no reason
    Me: respawns in the lobby and hops back in

  • @CRYPT1X_27
    @CRYPT1X_27 9 개월 전 +1

    Little did everyone know, Jonesy was immortal. He probably ate peely for his sanity. In the loop, jonesy is not immortal, but the storm would have killed him while he was in the bunker. The IO made him immortal so either way he would have survived.

  • @salvulcano1fan358
    @salvulcano1fan358 4 년 전 +258

    Nobody:
    Random guy in background: 7-8 inches YIKES

    • @bryan_ryon6947
      @bryan_ryon6947 4 년 전 +2

      I meeaaannn that ain't that aint bad
      Its actually pretty good

    • @soleo2783
      @soleo2783 4 년 전 +1

      @@bryan_ryon6947 above average actually

    • @samiam7423
      @samiam7423 4 년 전 +3

      Wasn't that Chris? , sorry I've never seen him

    • @Lior_Solid5
      @Lior_Solid5 4 년 전 +2

      How dare you call Chris random 😂😂

    • @munirohm2420
      @munirohm2420 4 년 전 +1

      Wait..... I'm a man and it's only 2 inches

  • @CipherKirby
    @CipherKirby 4 년 전 +460

    But MatPat, there's still one problem.
    *Where does he get water from?*

  • @leakedchalice78
    @leakedchalice78 4 년 전 +4

    Then it got reveled Peley had a skeleton

  • @vincentbeton
    @vincentbeton 2 년 전 +1

    Plot Twist - he found a fantastic Hair Growth Tonic, breaking the Guiness World Record by multiple times the speed. Can't be more far fetched than a sentient smiling Banana Shake

  • @dustyzygarde2324
    @dustyzygarde2324 4 년 전 +465

    Fans:hey matpa-
    Matpat:what! A theory about a banana saving your life?
    Fans:wha- no! I was gonna say tha-
    Matpat:you are such a genius!Lets go research about bananas!

    • @kripdom7778
      @kripdom7778 4 년 전 +20

      Me: Don’t worry he’s just doing this to avoid making another theory on Fnaf.
      He’ll get to it eventually

    • @andreiburlica1556
      @andreiburlica1556 4 년 전 +9

      Fortnite bad minecraft good

    • @ParadoxAAA
      @ParadoxAAA 4 년 전 +3

      @@kripdom7778 Just let him have his FNAF break a little longer

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 4 년 전 +1

      D.R Paradox no we need our FNAF fix now!!!

    • @CazeElite
      @CazeElite 4 년 전 +2

      He's going bananas...

  • @wnw158
    @wnw158 4 년 전 +90

    Person on the phone: I like your shirt
    MatPat: Thank you
    Person: Where'd you get it?
    MatPat: Walmart.

    • @declanhugors
      @declanhugors 4 년 전

      The sports section

    • @iatemycat3338
      @iatemycat3338 4 년 전

      Wait..... How does the person the phone know what matpat is wearing

    • @declanhugors
      @declanhugors 4 년 전

      Connor Robinson Matpat has many weird friends, including Doctor Who

  • @ieatgluesoyoudonthaveto

    Considering banana man is back, I’m assuming that he can regenerate, and that’s why he is still alive in the smoothie. Though it is a little brutal because jonesy would have to keep killing banana man, he could totally have infinite banana source

  • @hypemonster1563
    @hypemonster1563 년 전 +1

    The loop explains that Jonesy would've reappeared as he was in the bunker so he would have a large