The Secret Ingredient in Kindergarten's Poison Nuggets! | The SCIENCE of... Kindergarten

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    With the release of Kindergarten 2, we had to take a look back on the game that started it all. There are lots of ways to go in Kindergarten - if you know what I mean. Crazy janitors, students with lasers, and so much more. Today, Austin is focusing on one particular means of elimination - Nugget's poison nuggets! We want to know the secret ingredient! Today we will analyze this meaty delicacy to figure out the dangerous recipe!
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  • @Nerdpnstudios
    @Nerdpnstudios 4 년 전 +3488

    Austin's History: *Can I poison a nugget and make a kindergartner eat it?*
    F.B.I: *sips coffee* Just another saturday

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 4 년 전 +187

      Pretty sure he was put on like..... EVERY watch list long ago. And then taken off when they realized he was just a weird guy looking up crazy stuff and were tired of false alarms.

    • @carpedm9846
      @carpedm9846 4 년 전 +95

      @@metazoxan2 wait so what if you searched for things thatvwould get you on the watchlists then made bunch of "silly videos" to be unsuspected?

    • @munasiri29
      @munasiri29 4 년 전 +88

      @@carpedm9846 *the FBI disliked this comment*

    • @carpedm9846
      @carpedm9846 4 년 전 +60

      @@munasiri29
      Me, coming out of Area 51 with the secret of how to trick the FBI with game videos.

    • @adamgranum1596
      @adamgranum1596 4 년 전 +10

      Lol

  • @thedreadpestilence288
    @thedreadpestilence288 4 년 전 +659

    Austin: looks up how much poison can kill a kindergartner
    His FBI agent:

    • @bertoandon9681
      @bertoandon9681 4 년 전 +35

      😂 “we talked about this. Remember the skin suit incident? You don’t want that to happen again do you?”

    • @thomassommerfeld7373
      @thomassommerfeld7373 4 년 전 +9

      FBI OPEN UP B*TSCH

    • @Eckskalibur
      @Eckskalibur 4 년 전 +22

      Dragon Tech20
      It’s funny to assume and funnier to admit to believe Austin has his own personal FBI Agent figuratively looking over his shoulder.

    • @theclockman
      @theclockman 4 년 전 +2

      Interesting

    • @dormant5023
      @dormant5023 4 년 전 +1

      @@Eckskalibur It's even funnier to see a reply on a silly comment that's taking it seriously.

  • @cynicalnerd2529
    @cynicalnerd2529 3 년 전 +355

    2:15 “I have learned a LOT of terrifying realities about our world that make me NEVER want to go outside again”
    Narrator: Little did Austin know, the wish would soon come true

    • @KingOfLeeYT
      @KingOfLeeYT 2 년 전 +4

      mmm.. yes

    • @bobe17ookinot90
      @bobe17ookinot90 2 년 전 +2

      True

    • @colew9330
      @colew9330 2 년 전 +2

      I read this in the Stanley Parable narrator voice

    • @Erealista300
      @Erealista300 년 전 +1

      @@insertuserhere8837 This video was posted before worldwide quarantine due to Corona Virus.

  • @wickedthemadhatter9713

    My favorite part is when austin clearly realized after doing this whole video that he just taught possibly millions how to create possibly one of the most deadly poisons that anyone over 18 could make right now so he had to quickly put in a disclaimer to "please dont poison anyone"

  • @alovelybirdie
    @alovelybirdie 4 년 전 +331

    “What 5 year old has this?!?”
    *nugget*
    *thats who*

  • @JustQuibbs
    @JustQuibbs 4 년 전 +686

    "Mom, what was your most proud voice acting role?"
    "Being a psychotic child set out to murder everyone with poisonous nuggets."
    "What did you like about it?"
    "I gave him a funny voice."

    • @selfloathinggameing
      @selfloathinggameing 4 년 전 +8

      Michaël Poreil im pretty sure StephPat does the Nugget voice

    • @nmtltlz
      @nmtltlz 4 년 전 +7

      Michaël Poreil
      Ahhhhh Stephanie

    • @TurtleMaster326
      @TurtleMaster326 4 년 전 +4

      Im pretty sure that her favorite was the dumpster hag

    • @JustQuibbs
      @JustQuibbs 4 년 전 +4

      @@selfloathinggameing Mom refers to Staphanie. The one asking is Matthew and Staphanie's child.
      This is a future event gag.

  • @SirWigglebott0m
    @SirWigglebott0m 4 년 전 +400

    "I can't wait to see what he does in kindergarten 2"
    *rips his own arm off*

  • @user-uv3yw5vq4h
    @user-uv3yw5vq4h 3 년 전 +1618

    "Most poisons have no antidotes"
    (*silently pulls out a Minecraft Milk Bucket*)

  • @eleli23art32
    @eleli23art32 4 년 전 +3804

    Austin: NUGGET IS A GENIUS!
    Nugget: *bites his arm off because he feels like it*

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 년 전 +276

      Nugget had no choice! Nugget did not want to be trapped forever. Nugget did not want to be late for morning time. Nugget needed to bite his arms off!

    • @saiyanfang1047
      @saiyanfang1047 4 년 전 +123

      in kindergarten 1 there are 2 kids who can read Monty and based on his love letter Nugget, Monty builds a laser cannon in 1 day why can't nugget get some real bad poison

    • @Zoova
      @Zoova 4 년 전 +46

      @@saiyanfang1047 Jerome can read based on evidence from Kindergarten 2.

    • @gamerofgamers6837
      @gamerofgamers6837 4 년 전 +32

      He bit his arm off to escape the failed nugget cave

    • @redblaster9566
      @redblaster9566 4 년 전 +10

      I was eating nuggets while watching this

  • @ploctor2997
    @ploctor2997 4 년 전 +1335

    Always remember the taste of the friendship nugget friend

  • @amyallen1361
    @amyallen1361 4 년 전 +293

    If I was naming the missions, I would have called this specific bit
    “Breaking buggs”

  • @michaljuran7106
    @michaljuran7106 4 년 전 +623

    I just love the fact that they put a reference to your "Can nuggets save you" video in the new Nugget cave.

  • @chickennugget5190
    @chickennugget5190 4 년 전 +252

    Keep in mind these kids don’t even know how to read.

    • @anothercreator7433
      @anothercreator7433 4 년 전 +23

      I always found that odd because I specifically remember reading in kindergarten. We had books organized with different colors correlating to their difficulty.

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 4 년 전 +10

      i was reading in preschool so i was kinda confused why they couldn't read

    • @armaanahmad6504
      @armaanahmad6504 4 년 전 +11

      CHICKEN NUGGET Nugget and Monty did tho.......

    • @sunkyra
      @sunkyra 4 년 전 +2

      Nugget
      Hehe

    • @asianpersuasian3758
      @asianpersuasian3758 4 년 전 +6

      Nugget and monty can. Well nugget sorta

  • @linkandzelda4725
    @linkandzelda4725 4 년 전 +3028

    FBI: Time to add him to the watchlist with MatPat and Markiplier

    • @yeeyeechildren7363
      @yeeyeechildren7363 4 년 전 +59

      Damn right it is

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 4 년 전 +95

      We're all probably on some NSA list just for watching their videos. Luckily myself and I don't get on planes very often, otherwise we'd find out.

    • @linkandzelda4725
      @linkandzelda4725 4 년 전 +23

      @Crippling Depression couple of his bath vids and such

    • @katluvsya
      @katluvsya 4 년 전 +8

      yea you gotta point

    • @linkandzelda4725
      @linkandzelda4725 4 년 전 +15

      @@yeeyeechildren7363 can't forget death battle

  • @donalddeluxe6407
    @donalddeluxe6407 4 년 전 +1101

    "you'll never find a doctor that's going to advocate that you swallowed snake venom" - probably the best line in the vid.
    Edit: somewhere outside the United States probably.

    • @devaughnsalter7379
      @devaughnsalter7379 4 년 전 +10

      Not since Kevorkian...

    • @TheMariusDarkwolf
      @TheMariusDarkwolf 3 년 전 +11

      You've never visited any of the asian countries have you :D

    • @AlvinaYunoa
      @AlvinaYunoa 3 년 전 +2

      TheMariusDarkwolf It was a quote?

    • @AshPikachu9
      @AshPikachu9 3 년 전 +3

      Yunoa_Alvina its since theres this thing called chinese medicine that basically makes you eat/drink the weirdest stuff

    • @donalddeluxe6407
      @donalddeluxe6407 3 년 전 +3

      TheMariusDarkwolf I didn’t agree that there never was a doctor that’s going to advocate that you swallowed snake venom, I’m just saying that this is probably the best line in the video. I have been to China in 2005 to adopt my youngest sister, and I have seen that been done before.

  • @cthulhufhtagn2483
    @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 년 전 +244

    Surprisingly complicated, deliciously mortifying, and chemically fascinating.
    My three favorite things!

    • @helloimro
      @helloimro 4 년 전

      CthulhuFhtagn despairingly smelly despairingly-

    • @tylerotterstrom335
      @tylerotterstrom335 3 년 전

      hey do you know what the song at the end is called?

  • @greenygruettgaming2577
    @greenygruettgaming2577 4 년 전 +1488

    MatPat: can nuggets cushion your fall?
    Austin: HOW CAN YOU POISON PEOPLE WITH CHICKEN NUGGETS?

  • @usagi9303
    @usagi9303 4 년 전 +941

    Hearing Steph’s Nugget voice in Spanish was something I didn’t know I needed until now.

    • @SomeoneSomewhere42069
      @SomeoneSomewhere42069 4 년 전 +18

      Not sure that she said it right 😅 but it was still my favorite thing of the whole day 😂

    • @Feeshyenjoyer
      @Feeshyenjoyer 4 년 전 +3

      Christian Guerrero not really the proper enunciation but most of the words are ok

    • @MrKiwi24
      @MrKiwi24 4 년 전 +22

      My first language is Spanish, and if I hadn't read your comment, I would have never realized that 1:15 was in Spanish. I thought it was some china-like language.

    • @Steven-xw3hi
      @Steven-xw3hi 4 년 전 +8

      Facundo Sosa I thought it was some Spanish Japanese hybrid

    • @mvp2118
      @mvp2118 4 년 전

      Yes

  • @nuggetlily1644
    @nuggetlily1644 4 년 전 +69

    Nugget is hiding from the AUUTHORITIIEEESSS.

    • @tonilawrence5968
      @tonilawrence5968 3 년 전 +1

      The FBI is on route to your location

    • @nuggetlily1644
      @nuggetlily1644 3 년 전 +6

      @@tonilawrence5968 nugget will never be caught. nugget is like the wind!

    • @tonilawrence5968
      @tonilawrence5968 3 년 전 +3

      @@nuggetlily1644 alrighty I'll just send some FBI SWAT

    • @nuggetlily1644
      @nuggetlily1644 3 년 전 +3

      @@tonilawrence5968 nugget would not like to be swatted on the bottom. The teachers always do that already

    • @tonilawrence5968
      @tonilawrence5968 3 년 전 +1

      @@nuggetlily1644 with bullets

  • @skytra772
    @skytra772 4 년 전 +173

    Man, Game theory has helped me IRL I was able to get a 100 on a super hard test thanks to all the formulas you guys use on your shows and I thank you for it.

    • @anapeglar4602
      @anapeglar4602 4 년 전 +11

      I got that as well for a topic for a food safety report! Toxoplasma gondii lol. It's interesting lol

  • @orchlongala8064
    @orchlongala8064 4 년 전 +438

    Austin: *please don't poison people*
    Also Austin: Did i mention its REALLY easy to extract a fatal amount of poison from things you find around town
    Austin: *Please don't poison people*

  • @user-rx7sq8fd1p
    @user-rx7sq8fd1p 4 년 전 +652

    If you could shorten this video down to like 30 seconds, it would make an amazing anti smoking ad

  • @mrboon2590
    @mrboon2590 4 년 전 +74

    Me: eats 2 apples whole
    The 8 seeds I just inhaled: we're about to end this whole man's career in like 10 years if he keeps inhaling us

  • @Lambda_Ovine
    @Lambda_Ovine 4 년 전 +247

    "I cannot wait to see what he does in Kindergarten 2."
    SNAP.

  • @reaperofthings
    @reaperofthings 4 년 전 +636

    No Kindergartner could do that!
    Carla: Hold my bomb

    • @charlie1296
      @charlie1296 4 년 전 +12

      Reaper of Things I love Carla she's probably the best character

    • @love_yourself1342
      @love_yourself1342 4 년 전 +11

      I'm gonna blow this school to pieces

    • @charlie1296
      @charlie1296 4 년 전 +5

      Carla The official can I help?

    • @love_yourself1342
      @love_yourself1342 4 년 전 +4

      @@charlie1296 you could, but I only have one bomb. Unless you have any explosives on you I don't think you could help

    • @mrsgraceestores
      @mrsgraceestores 4 년 전 +3

      @@love_yourself1342 I have gunpowder its very explosive

  • @rydyly1734
    @rydyly1734 4 년 전 +1709

    *Poison-related murder numbers rise*
    Everyone: *looks at Austin*
    Austin: "Well it wasn't me!"

    • @xxmarblesoudaxx3564
      @xxmarblesoudaxx3564 4 년 전 +16

      Me:*Was the 100th like*let’s comment that!
      Also me: makes this meme

    • @beedoesthings8037
      @beedoesthings8037 4 년 전 +25

      All my friends actually think I might poison them for some reason. Considering that my stepfather goes through packs of cigarettes like a 6 year old goes through candy, it would be really easy for me to get my hands on them and give people nicotine poisoning. But I'm not homicidal or violent so I wouldn't. But still, it would be easy.

    • @SyM-Prisoner627
      @SyM-Prisoner627 4 년 전 +6

      we all know it was you Austin.

    • @potassiumnitrate420
      @potassiumnitrate420 4 년 전 +21

      MatPat [being a theater nerd]: TWAS NUGGET WHO POISONED THEM!

    • @thehivalianempire7664
      @thehivalianempire7664 4 년 전 +1

      It was me.

  • @memelordrick6649
    @memelordrick6649 4 년 전 +16

    Austin: What will he do in Kindergarten 2?
    Nugget with 50 cards: I... am inevitable.

  • @diadiaa892
    @diadiaa892 3 년 전 +8

    I actually love Steph's voice acting for Nugget🤣🤣🤣

  • @willanderson8548
    @willanderson8548 4 년 전 +865

    Austin's search history:
    How long are Kindergarten lunch breaks?
    How to get hold of cyanide?

    • @haydenb4235
      @haydenb4235 4 년 전 +26

      Holup

    • @prioritalpanic629
      @prioritalpanic629 4 년 전 +37

      There's actually a website for messed up information like that (it's called havoc scope), although I think it's mostly prices. Like how much is a gram of cocaine or how much does a kidney sell on the black market

    • @uplift40
      @uplift40 4 년 전 +25

      FBI:what is this man on

    • @frozenyogurth
      @frozenyogurth 4 년 전 +38

      3. how toxic is nicotine
      4. How to extract nicotine from cigarettes
      5. How much nicotine do you need to kill someone
      6. How much nicotine do you need to kill a kindergartner

    • @johngrant8390
      @johngrant8390 4 년 전 +4

      YC uplift the worst drug of all video game science

  • @Wrath-zj1qn
    @Wrath-zj1qn 4 년 전 +788

    No kindergartner could do that
    Montey: hold my Lazar Cannon

  • @chukaceresany160
    @chukaceresany160 4 년 전 +16

    As a native Spanish speaker, 1:14 caught me totally off guard and I loved it! Nugget is my favorite!

  • @MrG-ff1bv
    @MrG-ff1bv 4 년 전 +32

    15:00 there are something like vending machines in austria maybe he got em from there
    (dont smoke kids)

    • @randomthings1190
      @randomthings1190 2 년 전

      These mini vending machines that display cigarettes, also exist here in Germany, thats probably how my classmates can get them so easily
      (Please don't smoke kids)

  • @naomin.778
    @naomin.778 4 년 전 +312

    No one:
    Game theory: here’s your poisonous nugget recipe

  • @safiiyaa
    @safiiyaa 4 년 전 +961

    1923: "Only a grown man has the power to kill and instill fear!"
    2019 Nugget: *"Hold my microwave-"*

  • @andreiarmasu285
    @andreiarmasu285 4 년 전 +244

    My roommate thought it would be a good prank to put 2 cigarette butts in my redbull can tonight . Thankfully i watched this video before and went immediately to the pharmacy and bought some activated charcoal pills . Now i have an exam in 3 hours and i hope i will feel well enough to be able to write something . This video saved me and was very useful thanks a lot guys

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 4 년 전 +11

    I love how Austin took a puppy break in the middle of the video.
    😂😂😂

  • @wkeezz
    @wkeezz 4 년 전 +889

    The real question is Austin on the FBI watch list for researching poison for 30 hours?

    • @shijingzhao9222
      @shijingzhao9222 4 년 전 +68

      He's been on that list a long time ago

    • @smartboy201
      @smartboy201 4 년 전 +47

      Of course not!
      He was on it WAAAAY before this!

    • @SexyPurpleFOX
      @SexyPurpleFOX 4 년 전 +45

      Oh hun,I'm sure the whole Theorist team is on that list by now

    • @brittanynguyen3794
      @brittanynguyen3794 4 년 전 +11

      Not for poison, due to poison easily traceable.

    • @user-rs6we5zc2z
      @user-rs6we5zc2z 4 년 전 +8

      @@SexyPurpleFOX Your contract when you sign on says that you wouldn't hold them responsible for any lists you find yourself on.

  • @theCodyReeder
    @theCodyReeder 4 년 전 +1400

    I first extracted cyanide from fruit pits when I was 14.

    • @maxiorthealternate
      @maxiorthealternate 4 년 전 +34

      Damm, how you still alive?

    • @user-ni2tp6ey6l
      @user-ni2tp6ey6l 4 년 전 +19

      Have you made a video on it?

    • @natanbagley8949
      @natanbagley8949 4 년 전 +9

      Maxim
      Yes: /watch?v=wz9dcinl330

    • @lotusauer4785
      @lotusauer4785 4 년 전 +14

      Cody'sLab should make a vid extracting cyanide from apple seeds, I’m sure you’d think of a quickish way to process it, plus then you got some more danger material hanging around 😂 love you Cody!

    • @natanbagley8949
      @natanbagley8949 4 년 전 +4

      Lotus Auer
      As far as I am aware, the process is not much different, if at all, for different seeds.

  • @sheldondowning958
    @sheldondowning958 4 년 전 +5

    10:41
    OOH! Akechi, you gonna just take that sitting down?!!?!

  • @Fayrayz
    @Fayrayz 3 년 전 +6

    Cigarette smokers: *sees this information*
    Also cigarette smokers: *lights up another pack*

  • @davidvalencia129
    @davidvalencia129 4 년 전 +11633

    Nugget is pleased by this nugget Theory. But Nugget's poison is Cold nuggets.

    • @completelyforgettable1130
      @completelyforgettable1130 4 년 전 +170

      Hmm

    • @hippyshark1441
      @hippyshark1441 4 년 전 +371

      COLD NUGGETS COLD NUGGETS BTW DID IT HURT WHEN U BIT UR ARM HURTS OFF

    • @jacksonstein809
      @jacksonstein809 4 년 전 +269

      *bangs head against wall

    • @pewgun7832
      @pewgun7832 4 년 전 +204

      cold*slam*nuggets*slam*COLD*SLAM*NUGGETS*SLAM*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD*bash*NUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS*splat*poop,lenny needs his blood

    • @boijone8440
      @boijone8440 4 년 전 +36

      yes

  • @eddietuite732
    @eddietuite732 4 년 전 +691

    To make a long story short it's Bell Delphine's bath water

  • @tomoleary4062
    @tomoleary4062 4 년 전 +124

    Austin**Goes out to get chicken nuggets at Burger King**
    Nuggets in Austin’s freezer: *Am I a JoKe tO yOu?!*

    • @anargument1192
      @anargument1192 4 년 전 +5

      Nuggets in Austin's freezer ARE COLD HO MY GOD *bang m'y head on a wall* COLD NUGGETS ARE DEADLY NUGGETS

    • @jemimahrajakumar7770
      @jemimahrajakumar7770 2 년 전

      COLD NUGGETS ARE A NO NO
      unless you have a potential friend to microwave them soon enough while you break your head for having to see the horror

  • @tpikmin3369
    @tpikmin3369 4 년 전 +16

    The principal’s sister Margaret reminds me a lot of nugget is that a coincidence

  • @SparkTheHyperion
    @SparkTheHyperion 4 년 전 +1919

    4:09
    *Austin talking about Tetrodotoxin*
    "And only found in the pufferfish,..."
    Blue Ringed Octopus:
    *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @Rob_Thorsman
    @Rob_Thorsman 4 년 전 +672

    Nugget: What's Nugget's name?
    "Nugget."
    Nugget: You're goddamn right.

    • @alenkazazracna4930
      @alenkazazracna4930 4 년 전 +14

      Did you mean ,,nuggoddamn right"?

    • @snowxd9190
      @snowxd9190 3 년 전 +12

      This reminds me of that one kindergarten 2 scene where nugget is like "MY NAME IS NUGGET, NOT BURGER!"

    • @AinsleySunny
      @AinsleySunny 3 년 전 +1

      @@snowxd9190 I AGREE LOL

  • @Vex-sn7ne
    @Vex-sn7ne 3 년 전 +34

    2:18
    Austin: I have learned a lot of things that make me wanna never go out side again.
    Corona: Your wish is my command.
    Moral of the story kids. Be careful what you wish for

    • @bobe17ookinot90
      @bobe17ookinot90 2 년 전

      Yes be careful what you wish for I think he wished on a wishing star

  • @MrPixel-ge6wx
    @MrPixel-ge6wx 2 년 전 +6

    Stephs nugget impression breaks me every single time.

  • @vinstephenson426
    @vinstephenson426 4 년 전 +175

    Who else has watched soooooo many “The SCIENCE” videos that they would think it’d be kinda weird to see Austin’s face NOT on the body of a toddler?

  • @LowKey_Tokyo
    @LowKey_Tokyo 4 년 전 +77

    Okay Austin
    Look
    There’s a simple way to cure any poison
    All we need is a bucket of milk

  • @raccoonboye5361
    @raccoonboye5361 4 년 전 +5

    You know, knowing nugget, I wouldn’t be very surprised if he did actually have pufferfish toxin on hand.

  • @wondersammie
    @wondersammie 3 년 전 +3

    1:15
    In that part I was like: uUuhH?
    and then I realized it was spanish,my language. I think I'm forgetting my own language lol.

  • @magaplex6476
    @magaplex6476 4 년 전 +481

    Wow, I always wondered how much the average chicken nugget weighed.

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 4 년 전 +9

      *_*The More You Know!*_*

    • @laggedxx
      @laggedxx 4 년 전 +4

      Yes, Chris Hansen.

    • @Periii_
      @Periii_ 4 년 전 +6

      when i weighed my chicken nugget, it said 0 grams.....
      because i had accidentally already ate it :(

  • @thisisacommentbyaperson9671

    An idea with a hint for the new channel: mat:lore and dark secrets, now with food!
    Austin: the (random) science!
    Steph:needs a gt channel

  • @dylanboes6933
    @dylanboes6933 3 년 전 +1

    This did a better job at convincing me not to smoke than all of the “the real cost” and “truth” commercials.

  • @IceMetalPunk
    @IceMetalPunk 4 년 전 +528

    Steph's Nugget voice in Spanish is something I never knew I needed, but I definitely did 😂

  • @Miss-yd2pv
    @Miss-yd2pv 4 년 전 +262

    I love how all of Game Theory’s videos on Kindergarten are about chicken nuggets.
    1. Falling into them like a pillow
    2. Poisoning a 5 year old with McDonald’s

    • @catrinacoons390
      @catrinacoons390 4 년 전 +2

      I want the next one to be how penny was made

    • @Sheeshy_bucket
      @Sheeshy_bucket 4 년 전

      Nice Duck Person 87 they already explained it

    • @RavensCake
      @RavensCake 4 년 전 +1

      @@Sheeshy_bucket did they tho i want THE SCIENCE OF PENNY

    • @catrinacoons390
      @catrinacoons390 4 년 전

      @@Sheeshy_bucket all we know its that she was attacked by a monster in her mom's lab, and her mom rebuilt her into an android, that can be controlled by a remote and has lasers. HOW THO. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. IF GAME THEORY CAN SOLVE POISONED NUGGETS THEY AS SURE AS HECK CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT LASERS ON A 5 YEAR OLD.

    • @Sheeshy_bucket
      @Sheeshy_bucket 4 년 전

      Nice Duck Person 87 OH yeah same I want TO KNOW HOW

  • @user-rx7sq8fd1p
    @user-rx7sq8fd1p 4 년 전 +7

    “Yea this is our guy”

  • @evanprobst3755
    @evanprobst3755 4 년 전 +7

    YES! Double quarter pounder with cheese is my favorite

  • @LordBloodySoul
    @LordBloodySoul 4 년 전 +734

    Nugget's poison is fast as lightning and deep as hell.
    There is no Nugget without Stephanies voice acting.
    Steph is Nugget.

    • @Tues48
      @Tues48 4 년 전 +19

      She's also my dumpster hag

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 4 년 전 +18

      LordBloodySoul
      IKR?! Someone should make a mod for Kindergarten 1 and/or 2 to add Stephanie’s voice clips to the game!

    • @anerdwhowritesessays9931
      @anerdwhowritesessays9931 4 년 전 +44

      "Cough" *JACKSEPTICEYE* "Cough"

    • @prettiistar3731
      @prettiistar3731 4 년 전 +11

      I was literally thinking the same thing watching mark or Jack play and try to voice nugget is like NO CALL STEPH NOW!!!!!

    • @Logan58581
      @Logan58581 4 년 전 +20

      @@prettiistar3731 i honestly prefer jack's voice, probably because i watched his first

  • @Caesarpinaceae
    @Caesarpinaceae 4 년 전 +367

    Dude: can't wait to see what Nugget will do in kindergarten 2
    Nugget in kindergarten 2: *bits his arm off*

  • @jackofnotrades9155
    @jackofnotrades9155 4 년 전 +1

    Internet history:
    Poisons
    Puppies
    Poisons with none cures

  • @wolfydawolf1296
    @wolfydawolf1296 4 년 전 +2

    I've heard of a man who just really liked apple seeds and had a bunch saved up and went to town snacking on them, and then was found dead not long after

  • @ArsalanSaber
    @ArsalanSaber 4 년 전 +326

    Austin : "i am broken inside"
    * Everyone relates *

    • @aname4449
      @aname4449 4 년 전 +5

      Relatable

    • @DigDig_1999
      @DigDig_1999 4 년 전 +2

      Too true

    • @DigDig_1999
      @DigDig_1999 4 년 전

      @NamedKitten oh, hey kitten o/

    • @smartboy201
      @smartboy201 4 년 전

      "Join the club, Austin; we have jackets."

    • @DigDig_1999
      @DigDig_1999 4 년 전

      @NamedKitten for some reason I can't respond to the other comment but I've still got a discord

  • @gamingwithme2328
    @gamingwithme2328 4 년 전 +1121

    Game theory 2018: let's do a theory about saving lives with nuggets
    Game Theory 2019: let's do a theory about kindergartners killing each other with poisoning chicken nuggets.

  • @Dav-zd7gv
    @Dav-zd7gv 2 년 전 +1

    I can not wait to see what he does in kindergarten 2
    *meanwhile nugget unnecessarily chewing off his arm*

  • @rowltreck857
    @rowltreck857 3 년 전 +3

    Austin: I've learned a lot of truths about our world that make me never want to go outside again.
    Corona a year later: Wish granted

  • @krawchick4418
    @krawchick4418 4 년 전 +215

    So you mean you bought a packet of nuggets and weighted every single one of them without context
    Cool

  • @ethanpopp517
    @ethanpopp517 4 년 전 +462

    Kid is a monster, he ruins a perfectly good chicken nugget.

    • @Swolecoffee
      @Swolecoffee 4 년 전 +16

      It's worse, he ruined 2 perfectly good chicken nuggets

    • @kittykattsky
      @kittykattsky 4 년 전 +6

      Or he made is better

    • @ermalando4401
      @ermalando4401 4 년 전 +5

      a small price to pay for friend ship

    • @Ash_6614
      @Ash_6614 4 년 전

      Some of those normies would say that no nuggets are perfectly good but they are the normies.

  • @yensharon5426
    @yensharon5426 년 전

    Austin’s search history
    1. Nearest places that sell nuggets
    2. Poisons
    3.poisons that have antidotes
    4. More poisons
    5. Puppies
    FBI agent: the heck?

  • @pugboigamer9591
    @pugboigamer9591 4 년 전

    5:50 is amazing

  • @squagoon
    @squagoon 4 년 전 +144

    “Not *JUST* because I’m hungry-“
    Me: What, because your thirsty too?

    • @selinnazsur2328
      @selinnazsur2328 4 년 전 +4

      Judging by what Matt says his Twitter account is like, Austin is thirsty in more ways than one lmfao

  • @neonzitro4032
    @neonzitro4032 4 년 전 +95

    “I weighed ma nuggs”
    - Austin 2019

    • @neonzitro4032
      @neonzitro4032 4 년 전

      LightedViktor Idk I found it hilarious(I’m weird)

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 년 전

      Oh Austin definitely weighs other types of nugs for sure.

    • @StellarMoo97
      @StellarMoo97 4 년 전

      MatPat said that and was shamed why does Austin get away with it?

  • @AtticusOK
    @AtticusOK 4 년 전 +4

    but you have to remember that nugget is some kind of insane child genius

  • @poutinefromhighschool6819

    Ok! I confess! I helped my brother Nugget make the poison! I have a decent grade in chemistry

  • @derpy9715
    @derpy9715 4 년 전 +1070

    *_NUGGET IS PLEASED BY THIS NUGGET THEORY_*

    • @RubyLovesCats
      @RubyLovesCats 4 년 전 +7

      Of course he is

    • @azlufa7607
      @azlufa7607 4 년 전 +2

      Yes

    • @cdh05
      @cdh05 4 년 전 +12

      N-.. NU...
      NUGGET THEORYYYYY??????

    • @dunklesans9956
      @dunklesans9956 4 년 전 +1

      Nugget it's easier to use almonds but boiling apple seeds releases the poison if you use three seeds but one seed boiled would cute headaches

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 년 전

      ok nugget

  • @Awagaa
    @Awagaa 4 년 전 +103

    "So I have been researching poisons..."
    *FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @nickpheonixify
      @nickpheonixify 4 년 전 +2

      I'm sure they have him on speed dial at this point after everything he has reasearched.

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 4 년 전 +2

      What’s the Canadian version of FBI

    • @thepenguinwithagun7145
      @thepenguinwithagun7145 4 년 전

      Activate incognito

    • @josefruiz3435
      @josefruiz3435 4 년 전

      They have him on speed dial not because he's a threat to society but because he's the only one smart enough to take down forgien powers with nothing but a few cigarettes

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 4 년 전

      Cooooooooooooool

  • @joshuarobinson8529

    20 per pack - monitor's current smoke - 15 for poison distillation = 4.
    The math checks out.

  • @goofyahhmonke2011
    @goofyahhmonke2011 2 년 전

    nugget:ieh wiell poizin bugzz
    player:okay um nugget?

  • @WolfOfLegend
    @WolfOfLegend 4 년 전 +109

    "This guy is fricken Heizenberg"
    *I am the one who Nuggs*

  • @alekslic3385
    @alekslic3385 4 년 전 +1471

    How *Cindy* (5 y.o. vegan girl) killed janitor with bare hands?
    *Austin shrugs*
    How Nugget has poison and antidote?
    *Austin gets to work immediately*

    • @thanatosdriver1938
      @thanatosdriver1938 4 년 전 +60

      Go for the eyes? That could cause a lot of pain, also at 5 your grip is monstrous so you could theoretically pull out teeth

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 년 전 +60

      Also, Cindy isn't actually a Vegan, she admits she doesn't even know what vegan means... Also, she was really *REALLY* pissed at the time

    • @alekslic3385
      @alekslic3385 4 년 전 +28

      @@weldonwin it was meant as a joke but i get you. I didn't see her admit not knowing what a vegan is. Also i don't think getting pissed gives 5 year old girl the power to rip off heads of fully grown people.

    • @fingerboxes
      @fingerboxes 4 년 전 +32

      Adrenaline can make you extra strong, and while the normal citation is "parent lifting a whole car off their child", it's called "fight OR flight" for a reason. Yes it can be used to get you out of a tight spot by giving you the strength to flee, but it can also make you able to win in a fight. When I was 12 or so I wrestled an adult who was four or five times my weight to the ground, dragging her out of her bed, putting her on the floor with her hands behind her back, and put her in a headlock because she sexually assaulted me. Adrenaline is way overpowered but that's kinda the whole point of it.

    • @viktorijavaicekauskaite1994
      @viktorijavaicekauskaite1994 4 년 전 +12

      Well... She bit him in the neck which if you have good teeth would let him bleed out.

  • @zeteroxx
    @zeteroxx 3 년 전 +2

    .69 nuggets?
    469 seeds?
    nice

  • @mylesmcnary3584
    @mylesmcnary3584 3 년 전

    3:42 the way I always remember the difference between a poison and a venom is that venom is *injected* while poison is *ingested*

  • @ddubmomo
    @ddubmomo 4 년 전 +57

    “I weighed my nugs”
    ...the authorities have been notified

  • @corrinking96
    @corrinking96 3 년 전

    ironic that at 2:20 he says he never wants to go outside again and now in 2020 it feels like we actually can never go outside again

  • @teamdarkfan317
    @teamdarkfan317 3 년 전 +1

    Austin fangirls over puppy
    Captions:unholy noises

  • @Messypapa
    @Messypapa 4 년 전 +57

    wow thats crazy, how he killed BUGGS with nicotine, when nicotine is a natural insecticide

  • @hottopic3622
    @hottopic3622 4 년 전 +495

    MatPat told us how to start the Zombie Apocalypse, and now Austin is covering poison.
    If I go to jail soon, I blame MatPat and Austin.

    • @bertoandon9681
      @bertoandon9681 4 년 전 +13

      I can’t promise I won’t use this information 🙃

    • @Feeshyenjoyer
      @Feeshyenjoyer 4 년 전 +8

      Berto Andon I cannot promise I won’t poison my friend and put the antidote behind a paywall

    • @MysterioBerlin
      @MysterioBerlin 4 년 전 +2

      same 😂

    • @darb6808
      @darb6808 4 년 전 +2

      Technically you should blame Jason.

    • @bertoandon9681
      @bertoandon9681 4 년 전 +2

      Darkwarrior0920 😂

  • @blancdreemurr55
    @blancdreemurr55 4 년 전

    Austin: that makes me not want to go out again
    2020:ask, and thy shall receive

  • @longjohn7992
    @longjohn7992 3 년 전

    Nugget : say my name
    protagonist: nugget
    Nugget : you’re goddamn Right

  • @theunfortunateroo1936
    @theunfortunateroo1936 4 년 전 +274

    You: Sneaking contraband in isnt too hard
    Carla: hold my firecrackers

  • @bluejai4212
    @bluejai4212 4 년 전 +274

    I adore Steph’s Nugget voice.
    Now we need a Dumpster Hag video to have her voice.

    • @mbunnyj7051
      @mbunnyj7051 4 년 전 +10

      Or what if we just had one video where we threw Dumpster Hag, Nugget, Monika, and Sayori just banter for a bit and then fight to the death? And then when the dust clears, Nuggest stands atop the bloodshed.

    • @Reanchi
      @Reanchi 4 년 전 +4

      I prefer Jacksepticeye's nugget voice :)

    • @jokingback3000
      @jokingback3000 4 년 전

      @@Reanchi idk, could be better if Jack could hold it when nugget yells

    • @sunkyra
      @sunkyra 4 년 전

      You should check out Kubz scouts' nugget voice!

    • @strwberryjim6403
      @strwberryjim6403 4 년 전

      I'd certainly say there are a few unknowns about the agnes. Like, why is she in the dumpster of a school? Why was she drinking the goo? I think I saw a vid where they had all the cards which started an odd scene where the dumpster hag seems to know something we dont, saying something along the lines of "So it is done" or something like that. Overall, shes kinda mysterious

  • @dr.ham101
    @dr.ham101 3 년 전

    9:23 did you forget he made a nugget pile that can save a life or dig through a sandbox

  • @Omega-5
    @Omega-5 4 년 전 +2

    2:19
    *Well that’s fitting innit fam*

  • @vikingursigurdsson
    @vikingursigurdsson 4 년 전 +655

    Day one of asking game theory to explain ark's story.

  • @1B1ueyedwo1f
    @1B1ueyedwo1f 4 년 전 +391

    Austin: "How can a kid have access to a pack of cigarettes?"
    Everyone: *raises eyebrows* ".....really?"

    • @gemstrange1598
      @gemstrange1598 4 년 전 +21

      @Kaleb Koch Yeah, but if a kid's got parents/family/relatives/guardians who smoke then it can still be fairly easy for the kid to get a fresh pack -depending on how vigilant the ones who buy the cigarettes are.

    • @arcaniumdragon2444
      @arcaniumdragon2444 4 년 전 +11

      @@gemstrange1598 also we're talking about kindergarten the game, of course one of their parents are going to be irresponsible with their cigarettes.

    • @loading3154
      @loading3154 4 년 전 +4

      Cough cough, Monty, cough couhh

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 4 년 전

      Five year olds smoke cigarettes now, it is out of hand.

  • @roboticgamer4645
    @roboticgamer4645 3 년 전 +1

    I think Austin caries A scale where everywhere he goes

  • @Frog_-pk9gn
    @Frog_-pk9gn 3 년 전 +1

    I love that they speak Spanish or that one part

  • @salkjdfhalsdgfkauhg
    @salkjdfhalsdgfkauhg 4 년 전 +11

    Nugget is my favorite character, and the voice given to him by Steph is only a portion of the reason.
    He is dark, sad, and hilariously anxious about the right things.

  • @TheCelestialOrca
    @TheCelestialOrca 4 년 전 +245

    No one:
    Austin: HOW DO I MAKE POISON ITS FOR A SCIENCE I SWEAR