JET ENGINE CANOE! (World's Fastest!)

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  • @kailiu1851
    @kailiu1851 3 년 전 +343

    imagine the people driving over the river:
    "Honey, we need to stop by to get some grocer- i- is that man in a jet-powered canoe?"

    • @GS-md1ex
      @GS-md1ex 3 년 전 +6

      I want this. Imma take it out on Lake Erie and zoom around the tankers

    • @cosmiccaleb9633
      @cosmiccaleb9633 3 년 전 +4

      Is that a man riding a shrimp (R2D2_noises.mp3)

    • @Fierydonut
      @Fierydonut 3 년 전

      XD

    • @Fierydonut
      @Fierydonut 3 년 전

      Kinda just like this 7:12

    • @JamesScholesUK
      @JamesScholesUK 3 년 전

      Nah, they're Canadian. More like "ah, soooo, ya got the ol' er... Jet powered canoe, ey? How's that workin' out for ya?"
      *I learned everything about Canada from those mooses in Brother Bear, and Due South

  • @leokimvideo
    @leokimvideo 3 년 전 +22

    Came for the flames out the back of the Canoe, left with a wet face

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 3 년 전

      Was that wording intentional?

  • @gav838
    @gav838 3 년 전 +754

    Sit more forward and raise/pitch the jets so they give a more horizontal thrust rather than pushing the canoe down.

    • @destructioncorp
      @destructioncorp 3 년 전 +13

      Second on pitch. Maybe a second lever for it?

    • @TheBarnestah
      @TheBarnestah 3 년 전 +34

      Just put the jets on a hinge. Sit further forward with a longer control arm. More like the long boat racers.

    • @JustOutHereTinkering
      @JustOutHereTinkering 3 년 전 +14

      More than likely having your weight forward would solve all of this... but if you needed more pitch control you could put hinges on the motors or put trim tabs....

    • @cedielenscarbonell1250
      @cedielenscarbonell1250 3 년 전 +5

      Have you thought about how they're gonna steer the boat? Even though they sit more forward, what about the need of downforce?

    • @hophop9745
      @hophop9745 3 년 전 +6

      or just counterweights might work

  • @NavJordaan
    @NavJordaan 3 년 전 +376

    This is probably what you'd find in a Canadian military base

    • @eclogite
      @eclogite 3 년 전 +18

      Can confirm our navy has been using these for recon since the 80s

    • @toreewilliver8350
      @toreewilliver8350 3 년 전 +3

      Yeah ah.

    • @papabits5721
      @papabits5721 3 년 전 +4

      We would have bought them from some other country and pay way to much for them.

    • @ChipEstrada
      @ChipEstrada 3 년 전 +3

      Now the Canadian military wants one, they'll have to increase the budget so they can recruit a pilot.

    • @jameshamaker9321
      @jameshamaker9321 3 년 전 +3

      @@eclogite... yet another reason to love Canada. I don't doubt, there's also a flat bottom version, back at the base.

  • @rosubogdan7876
    @rosubogdan7876 3 년 전 +213

    "From the creators of The Jet Bike, The Jet-Pack and other Jet Vehicles...This summer... prepare for the ultimate water sport item.... with the canadian spirit of kindness on it's side.... THE JET CANOE!!!! Only at Hacksmith Industries. Rated J for jet. Useless keels sold separately. Coming to a lake near you."

  • @swordslinger5488
    @swordslinger5488 3 년 전 +531

    This is one of the most irresponsible, ill-advised things I've ever seen. I want two

    • @owenmacgillivray8404
      @owenmacgillivray8404 3 년 전 +12

      If only everyone though like this, how different the world would be lol

    • @SkyeeBleuLeone
      @SkyeeBleuLeone 3 년 전 +10

      I'll take your entire stock

    • @newbmast3r694
      @newbmast3r694 3 년 전 +5

      Do you retail?

    • @poeticdisaster7500
      @poeticdisaster7500 3 년 전 +6

      Man if he put balast and a hydroplane wing on it would have either flew , or been super stable, perhaps more controllable with steering with the hydro wing ? .. maybe but balast and balance , is probably the most important .but for a tossed together project that worked ! i give them 100%

    • @wolfiethesniper5403
      @wolfiethesniper5403 3 년 전 +1

      Bleumint take my money

  • @dougaltolan3017
    @dougaltolan3017 3 년 전 +58

    You had it at 8:37 "it was very back heavy"
    2 ways to solve this:
    1 point the engines down (just be sure you dont melt the back of the canoe.
    2 (the most obvious) move the CoG forward. Make remote controls for the engines so the pilot can move forwards.
    Also, if you had increased thrust the canoe would not have reared up further, instead it would have properly got up on the plane, leveled out and caused a brown stain in your pants.
    It would only require a small skeg (look it up) the give directional stability and a rudder would facilitate much better steering than thrust vectoring.

    • @thomasnewbery7449
      @thomasnewbery7449 3 년 전 +3

      Those two need to stay away from the water..... "back-heavy"? Most folks would stay "stern-heavy" ! Damn near fell out of my chair when I heard that!

    • @leifvejby8023
      @leifvejby8023 3 년 전 +3

      @@thomasnewbery7449 Tail heavy then, since it is a jet

    • @The_Digital_Ghost
      @The_Digital_Ghost 3 년 전 +2

      @@leifvejby8023 dude your a legend

    • @thomasnewbery7449
      @thomasnewbery7449 3 년 전

      @@leifvejby8023 I stand corrected!

    • @rlaxton666
      @rlaxton666 3 년 전 +1

      Or option three, more weight in the front. I was hoping that the cameraperson visible in one of the shots was going to stay there. It would have nailed the nose/bow to the water.

  • @willc.9498
    @willc.9498 3 년 전 +136

    Me, being Canadian: ah yes we do this everyday

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq 3 년 전 +1

      Really?!!

    • @Toni300
      @Toni300 3 년 전

      @@Rose-yx6jq ofc

    • @RLee-we1fc
      @RLee-we1fc 3 년 전

      Oh, I thought you guys spent your days putting comedians in jail for telling jokes.

  • @joecook3223
    @joecook3223 3 년 전 +342

    "If you're gonna build a jet canoe, you need 2 things, a jet, and a canoe"
    I dunno what i was expecting him to say really

    • @leovillant768
      @leovillant768 3 년 전 +3

      Me too

    • @iwillalwaysloveyoulove
      @iwillalwaysloveyoulove 3 년 전 +4

      "Ah.... yes shoot to shoot the gun"

    • @Koozul
      @Koozul 3 년 전 +3

      I was kinda expecting him to say you need a jet engine and a canoe not a full on jet

    • @finnkas7796
      @finnkas7796 3 년 전

      And one more thing, the true Canadian spirit!!!!

  • @dec5573
    @dec5573 3 년 전 +337

    Everybody's gangsta until Ian rides a canoe with jet engines ,and of course a Canadian flag with a hockey stick as it's flag pole , how much more Canadian can you get?

    • @derpderp1101
      @derpderp1101 3 년 전 +19

      He could have drank a cup of maple syrup at some point. A missed opportunity, sadly. 😋

    • @dec5573
      @dec5573 3 년 전 +7

      @@derpderp1101 I know nothing of Canada now that I forgot about the maple syrup

    • @derpderp1101
      @derpderp1101 3 년 전 +3

      @@dec5573 🤣

    • @moeofdoom
      @moeofdoom 3 년 전 +9

      Forgot the Tims and Maple syrup. Also a beaver wouldn't hurt.

    • @dec5573
      @dec5573 3 년 전 +4

      @@moeofdoom ah yes the *beavers*

  • @mrbuck791
    @mrbuck791 2 년 전 +8

    Place a hydrofoil beneath the stern of the canoe. Such as an aftermarket "Dol-fin", designed to go on an outboard motor. It will give the stern lift for about $40. I love the idea! Keep on Rockin'!!!

  • @Eadragonixius
    @Eadragonixius 3 년 전 +138

    Today we finally understood the aerodynamics of a cow

  • @Just_Joshing024
    @Just_Joshing024 3 년 전 +192

    Is it just me or does the production value of this video seem really good

  • @Jeff-cg2ku
    @Jeff-cg2ku 3 년 전 +255

    "So what engineering lesson did you get out of this?"
    "Don't go on vacation"

  • @pastyuscricketer
    @pastyuscricketer 3 년 전 +62

    I can almost hear the stereotypical Canadian “oot”.

  • @floofy931
    @floofy931 3 년 전 +2

    Nice J-stoke, I appreciate a man who knows how to operate a canoe

  • @jonny6638
    @jonny6638 3 년 전 +83

    The Canadian in him is showing. Respect, from one Canadian to another.

  • @grainyanus
    @grainyanus 3 년 전 +1875

    Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that they have timers on their sponsor segments

    • @man-qx2lx
      @man-qx2lx 3 년 전 +61

      He is one of the greatest channels tbh

    • @juuls047
      @juuls047 3 년 전 +27

      Zachary Oldham thats the point right?

    • @andryemkha6232
      @andryemkha6232 3 년 전 +9

      And also the most of their sponsors are useful.

    • @emiliskog
      @emiliskog 3 년 전 +11

      @Zachary Oldham it's not like it matters if people skip the sponsor segments they get paid based on video views

    • @averymatisons4133
      @averymatisons4133 3 년 전 +5

      So does donut media

  • @dabassmann668
    @dabassmann668 3 년 전 +22

    Ride with a Friend who sits in the front. More speed, and he can hold your beer while being scared to death

  • @rileygunter9582
    @rileygunter9582 3 년 전 +34

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate this mans balls of steel?

    • @lr21643
      @lr21643 년 전

      You mean brain of oatmeal?

  • @tim3wqrp719
    @tim3wqrp719 3 년 전 +64

    I like how he says: "it's not fast enough, let's put a jet engine on this thing." Like, no emotions shown

  • @casualwoomy
    @casualwoomy 3 년 전 +170

    Hacksmith 2030: “we put a fusion reactor on a canoe”

    • @Sam-fq3bt
      @Sam-fq3bt 3 년 전 +7

      “We put an arc reactor on a canoe”

    • @matthewtheniceguy1159
      @matthewtheniceguy1159 3 년 전 +1

      Hacksmith 2080: "We put a Black hole on a canoe"

    • @TRAMNITTSU
      @TRAMNITTSU 3 년 전 +1

      Hacksmith 2090: “We put a inter-dimensional portal on a canoe”

    • @roboticfuzzball179
      @roboticfuzzball179 3 년 전 +2

      @@TRAMNITTSU Hacksmith 2100: We created another universe in a small containment unit and used it's almost unlimited energy to power a canoe

    • @casualwoomy
      @casualwoomy 3 년 전 +2

      Hacksmith 3000: “we used the fundamental basics of warp drives such as anti mass and positive mass powered by reactors with the output of 20 suns to warp drive our canoe to 729,000,000 times the speed of light”

  • @Canadarago
    @Canadarago 3 년 전 +14

    In my head I’m screaming, “Ballast!” Put a full cooler of beer or beverages in the front to counterweight the engines and the guy in back. Tie em down good. Then take it to Algonquin Provincial park and canoe 100 miles in 3 hours or so.

  • @KREW1111
    @KREW1111 3 년 전 +4

    i love watching these videos knowing the EXACT spot you are at. i have spent many hours fishing this spot. ive lived in the area for 30 years glad you made this your home for the company!!!

  • @evilmasterskywalker
    @evilmasterskywalker 3 년 전 +187

    Jet power everything. The first steps are already done. Now its up to everyone else to follow the hacksmiths lead

    • @FlamingNinja
      @FlamingNinja 3 년 전 +2

      Jet powered Toaster..
      Because why not

    • @samuelreynolds8988
      @samuelreynolds8988 3 년 전 +2

      How is this from 1 day ago or is it just a glitch on my screen?

    • @garenkijolfo4393
      @garenkijolfo4393 3 년 전 +1

      Samuel Reynolds Those people with a badge to their names are Members of the channel, and can see the video a day before non-members can.
      I have a feeling Hacksmith needs to address this once more, so people don’t ask this question as much as now.

    • @randomdeadpool
      @randomdeadpool 3 년 전 +2

      @@samuelreynolds8988 LOL
      Obviously, he is a channel's member

    • @robogamer117
      @robogamer117 3 년 전 +2

      @@samuelreynolds8988 members get vids early

  • @MattsAwesomeStuff
    @MattsAwesomeStuff 3 년 전 +204

    The special effects budget was off the charts in this episode. *Your CGI actually made Ian look like he wanted to be on camera.* Your canoe needs a hydrofoil. And some moose antlers up front. And you guys need to build some hovercrafts. Trending now that Cleetus has bought one. 1" corrogated plastic foamcore and fiberglass skin is apparently the way to go.
    And now for a joke: What do cheap beer and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f'ing close to water.

    • @gregorygillquist4572
      @gregorygillquist4572 3 년 전 +1

      MattsAwesomeStuff Yes! Totally!

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 3 년 전 +2

      They could probably macgyver a triple-a battery into a super weapon if they really wanted

    • @jonathansauceda589
      @jonathansauceda589 3 년 전 +1

      Nice *JOK*

    • @codykirby1775
      @codykirby1775 3 년 전

      I came to the comments just to say had a hydrofoil to the canoe! That looks like you beat me to it!

    • @bskcj1149
      @bskcj1149 3 년 전

      Stargazer 199 they already explode pretty violently when heated up so I don’t think it wound be difficult

  • @forestfern104ofcanada6

    Ahh, just a normal day in Canada, Pulling someone in a kayak behide a jet canoe

  • @mpoisot
    @mpoisot 3 년 전 +20

    Try making a hydrofoil! Someone will need to brush up in their water- I mean hydrodynamics.

    • @ChipEstrada
      @ChipEstrada 3 년 전

      I don't think that word is in the Canadian dialect yet. When it is introduced, I wonder how they will spell it? (Hydroughdinamics) maybe...

    • @MrBen527
      @MrBen527 3 년 전

      Yep

  • @yaromirgusev2616
    @yaromirgusev2616 3 년 전 +44

    Lets just appreciate this creation for a moment. Literally one of the oldest methods of transport equipped with a modern propulsion. Absolutely wild.

  • @Pointlesfish
    @Pointlesfish 3 년 전 +46

    Whoever edited this deserves recognition. Huge props to that guy, well done!

  • @Zanderrman
    @Zanderrman 3 년 전 +11

    K...... That thumbnail.... THAT TITLE, HOW COULD I NOT WATCH THIS !?! LOL

  • @pdgingras
    @pdgingras 3 년 전 +34

    You're losing too much forward momentum by riding bow high and creating such a massive bow wake. Ballast the boat forward to drop the bow, and lose the wake. Also, it would be safer. Currently, if you should turn too quickly or wind gets beneath a high bow, it could potentially flip the canoe.

    • @fernandoayuso2672
      @fernandoayuso2672 3 년 전 +1

      He needs to plain the canoe.

    • @pdgingras
      @pdgingras 3 년 전 +5

      @@fernandoayuso2672 There are only two ways to get the boat on plane. If he is going to keep the engine and himself at the stern of the boat, then he needs to place ballast forward. He needs to get the bow of the boat down. Otherwise, he and the engine can move amidship, which would place it closer to the center of mass. However, moving himself and the engine amidship would cause the boat to be unstable in turning. The turning arm is short and now coincident with the center of mass. Thus, the boat would quickly snap around in turns causing wild oscillations. Alternatively, he can leave the engine where it is and move himself amidship. Then he would require a longer tiller and control extensions for the engine. This would place ballast forward, which would offset the weight of the engine at the stern. The bow would lower and the boat would safely plane, but with the added expense of a longer and more complicated control arm. There are always going to be compromises in design.

    • @fernandoayuso2672
      @fernandoayuso2672 3 년 전

      @@pdgingras Yes it can be done. Like finding a way to tilt the engine without compromising anything you mentioned.

    • @pdgingras
      @pdgingras 3 년 전 +2

      True. You can attempt to trim an engine. Generally, it's either 20 degrees of trim up or down. This is assuming that the boat-motor combination are compatible. Trim is used to optimize the angle of the engine to get the most amount of wetted surface for the boat, which will give the most efficient plane possible. It's not meant to correct deficiencies in design. In designing the motor mount to incorporate trim, you would have to experiment with various heights of the mount above the boat's stern. The higher the mount above the stern would give greater leverage. And then you could experiment with the trim, remembering to keep it within the 20 degree range. I still feel that ballasting the boat forward would be the simpler solution. Just look at some of the high speed ski boats that place water filled ballast bags in the bow to compensate for weight distribution and the ability to give the boat a flatter ride.
      Ballasting is also used on many ocean going ships. It's a very viable way of changing the center of mass to prevent rolling in heavy seas. Of course, ships don't need to worry about ballasting fore and aft, as they aren't designed with planing hulls; they're displacement hull vessels.
      Great converation. Many thanks.

    • @fernandoayuso2672
      @fernandoayuso2672 3 년 전

      @@pdgingras Your welcome! So do you have a channel, you seem to be very knowledgeable?

  • @Cryptlcal
    @Cryptlcal 3 년 전 +56

    These camera shots remind of BBC documentries.
    Not gonna lie you did an amazing job on those shots.

    • @aidanschew58
      @aidanschew58 3 년 전

      Ngl thought you were talking about something else

  • @eclipse2288
    @eclipse2288 3 년 전 +36

    as a Canadian I appreciate the hockey stick flagpole

  • @SailingFrolic
    @SailingFrolic 3 년 전 +1

    Dude that jet kayak would be a perfect candidate for a hydroplane setup. You guys would be the *perfect* candidates for building one.

  • @Wazoo_1
    @Wazoo_1 3 년 전 +3

    It has probably been said before but moving to engines forward an being able to adjust the force vector horizontal could help. Great video brother!

  • @Phyde4ux
    @Phyde4ux 3 년 전 +548

    Canoe is too stern-heavy.
    Their idea: 3D printed keels and outriggers.
    My idea: Move forward in the boat.

    • @pollux3685
      @pollux3685 3 년 전 +24

      my idea: stuff james in the front

    • @mrmatt7210
      @mrmatt7210 3 년 전 +39

      Change the angle of thrust

    • @Epicwarrior846
      @Epicwarrior846 3 년 전 +17

      I say make a ballast for the front

    • @bradcoleman4080
      @bradcoleman4080 3 년 전 +24

      That was my thoughts exactly as soon as I saw how close he was to the engines.
      Well that and adding a rudder to the rear operated by the same lever...

    • @EasyMoneySG
      @EasyMoneySG 3 년 전 +9

      @@mrmatt7210 Agreed. Since it sits pretty flat while not under thrust I would guess that the thrust angle needs to changed so the engines are pointed up just a couple degrees. Adding ballast to the front would only slow you down and possibly cause instability.

  • @RM10Prod.
    @RM10Prod. 3 년 전 +130

    I love how they just casually have a jetpack lying around

    • @denzilwadds7110
      @denzilwadds7110 3 년 전 +1

      Don’t you have a jet pack lying around

    • @RM10Prod.
      @RM10Prod. 3 년 전

      @@denzilwadds7110 well I did till I had to cannibalize it to make my working 1/2 scale x-wing model

  • @nashton7057
    @nashton7057 3 년 전 +24

    Most Canadian thing ever, like literally ever

  • @jbeatty811
    @jbeatty811 3 년 전 +8

    This reminds me of those drag boats in Thailand.

    • @Outland9000
      @Outland9000 3 년 전

      Which are _waaaaaay_ faster than this.

  • @thelargeloaf8990
    @thelargeloaf8990 3 년 전 +114

    "I like to come out here with nature,enjoy the peace"
    Straps a loud ass jet engine to a canoe

    • @danluckins4071
      @danluckins4071 3 년 전

      congrats, you understood the joke he made, you get a participation ribbon.

    • @senfdame528
      @senfdame528 3 년 전

      So he can enjoy the nature faster

    • @CommanderStormrune
      @CommanderStormrune 3 년 전

      Straps TWO loud-ass jet engines to a HACKSMITH canoe. Please, get it right. :3

  • @benacales409
    @benacales409 3 년 전 +736

    KRplus: *exists
    Hacksmith: Wanna see what we can strap a rocket to?

    • @boliu7940
      @boliu7940 3 년 전 +6

      u got that much likes, congrats

    • @benacales409
      @benacales409 3 년 전 +3

      @@boliu7940 totally intentional

    • @B00MBlox
      @B00MBlox 3 년 전 +2

      A rocket and a jet engine are different things.

    • @neelsuvarna8672
      @neelsuvarna8672 3 년 전

      I will strap a rocket to my ass and power it from farts

  • @doodledicemonsters
    @doodledicemonsters 3 년 전 +2

    I like the new more comedic/cinematic video style!

  • @Lost__julian
    @Lost__julian 3 년 전 +2

    Imagine going on a chill day on the Lake with your family and then this THING drives by

  • @thepyro1628
    @thepyro1628 3 년 전 +61

    Ian: makes rocket powered canoe
    James: aerodynamics of a cow

    • @mwhughes82
      @mwhughes82 3 년 전

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  • @wsoeltkakd
    @wsoeltkakd 3 년 전 +166

    how very Furze like "lets take a normal object and stick a Jet engine on it!" I love youtube... lol

  • @darnautov
    @darnautov 3 년 전

    Point jets more down, it will help the canoe be more straight. Good luck. Sounds like fun!

  • @STB-jh7od
    @STB-jh7od 3 년 전 +8

    9:00-I thought moving the fuel tank to front might help out with keeping nose down.

  • @jrgv5754
    @jrgv5754 3 년 전 +139

    this channel should be called "Phineas and Ferb Grew Up"

  • @skoorbngdbn9130
    @skoorbngdbn9130 3 년 전 +231

    Italians have fine wine, Mexicans have tacos, Americans have cars, Canadians have jet powered canoes.

  • @salimufari
    @salimufari 3 년 전 +10

    The way this canoe worked from the footage makes me thing you might need to take a closer look at Swamp air boats. moving the jets up on a frame would help keep the nose down. Just gotta do some thrust vector math to get your geometry right. At least a longer handle and pilot it from the nose.

  • @Add50326
    @Add50326 3 년 전 +1

    Nice to see such an awesome canoe in Canada.

  • @JoshHind
    @JoshHind 3 년 전 +60

    One of the many questions in life , “how old is pencil”

    • @AidanZft
      @AidanZft 3 년 전 +4

      The pencil is Ũ̸̧̘̖̻̜̬̈͑̿͆̇̌́͟͟͢͟ṉ̻̯̬̮͐̊̀̆͗́̕͜͝͝ķ̳̮̩̯͖̝͎͆͆̏̈́̑̌̌̍́͜͞n̨̦̮̼̔̈̑́̋͂͜͞ȏ̲̼̠̱͖̔̅͌͊w̛̗̠̦̙̻͍̺̳̆̆͆͑̀͝͝n̵̛̠̙͈̦̫͚̩͇͓̽͆̍̀͋̃̚͞ͅ years old

  • @meesathesithlord
    @meesathesithlord 3 년 전 +23

    Dr. Octopus arms would be a GREAT project.

  • @RONIN2025
    @RONIN2025 3 년 전 +1

    Now that is a canoe ride I am interested in

  • @zeroraptor
    @zeroraptor 3 년 전 +2

    I kinda want a revisit of this with people around just for the reactions and if they can make it better, then all the better.

  • @jpfurrow7445
    @jpfurrow7445 3 년 전 +56

    It needs a hydrofoil! You will literally be flying on the water.

    • @peterchamplin8767
      @peterchamplin8767 3 년 전 +2

      You are 100% correct. That was my first thought when I saw the build.

    • @andrewmyers2920
      @andrewmyers2920 3 년 전 +2

      Glad I'm not the only one that was thinking about a hydrofoil

    • @shadowrygger
      @shadowrygger 3 년 전 +1

      I intended to post this comment, but you got it first, have an upvote. Hopefully they do the right thing and design some properly hydrodynamic gear that!

    • @dalecarter923
      @dalecarter923 3 년 전 +1

      I said the samething, just with a southern draw.

  • @novantic6436
    @novantic6436 3 년 전 +64

    This is the moment you ask what are people doing with their lives

  • @Jwaynedonkson
    @Jwaynedonkson 3 년 전

    I think if you guys custom design a canoe or small boat that wont come up nearly as much and put some more powerful jet engines on it you can take the fun you had here and really go nuts.

  • @joehanson762
    @joehanson762 3 년 전 +1

    It needs a plate on the back to adjust the trim of the canoe , hinged once canoe is going it keeps the canoe flat instead of back in going down.

  • @tmbottegal
    @tmbottegal 3 년 전 +42

    “Ian actually left for his canoe trip...but he left the jet engines.” Brand new sentence.

  • @braxtondreher5800
    @braxtondreher5800 3 년 전 +40

    Ian has such a crazy ability to be in the process of doing something outrageous but all the while keeping a Bob Ross level of calm.

  • @sixhundred3score6
    @sixhundred3score6 3 년 전 +1

    His laugh on that first water scene 😂

  • @Thatsutterlyinsane

    Idea for a new series: home builds- a series where you make a cool build that you can do at home, or really cheap

  • @kirbo1619
    @kirbo1619 3 년 전 +119

    "motorcycle? done."
    "canoe? done"
    milliniem flacon? maybye in 2030."

  • @tatrautm
    @tatrautm 3 년 전 +66

    Canadian Pride = "O Canada" + an overture from a French opera written by an Italian composer which takes place in Switzerland

    • @bluefire-ph8ln
      @bluefire-ph8ln 3 년 전 +2

      Canadian pride.
      Now thats pride that i can be proud of

    • @Someonewhoprobablyexists
      @Someonewhoprobablyexists 3 년 전

      I dont get it, makes perfect sense. After all the american national anthem was made by a martian in area 51.

    • @svastitsattila1440
      @svastitsattila1440 3 년 전

      You should make a jet powered foil boat.

  • @TravActive
    @TravActive 3 년 전 +1

    I don’t think it’s the worlds fastest but still definitely an awesome build!!

  • @tumbleweed6658
    @tumbleweed6658 2 년 전

    Try the J Stroke when paddling and sit more in the middle of your canoe it will balance better aye. Great video it really was cool to see a rocket canoe.

  • @nathanbenson3455
    @nathanbenson3455 3 년 전 +138

    Some random person at the same lake they are:
    That canoes got a wake.

  • @carterthiessen3144
    @carterthiessen3144 3 년 전 +8

    This is the greatest Canadian innovation since hockey

  • @ahmadmersarani3767

    You are the master of Canoe jet engine... Amazing 😂👍

  • @badazrod
    @badazrod 3 년 전

    Trim Planes on the canoe should help it a lot! :)

  • @ek7713
    @ek7713 3 년 전 +17

    Canadian flag on a hockey stick.
    All you need now is to cover the canoe in maple leafs.

  • @MrGoesBoom
    @MrGoesBoom 3 년 전 +40

    Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor would approve! Also, I find myself immensely amused that you mounted the flag on a hockey stick. Another great one day build

  • @bigardio6906
    @bigardio6906 3 년 전 +38

    "To build a jet canoe, We'll need two things, A jet, And a canoe".
    HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT!?

  • @JNemRar
    @JNemRar 2 년 전

    Finally an actual jet proppelled boat

  • @hjalmar1
    @hjalmar1 3 년 전 +68

    Feels like some old school Batman stuff “TO THE BATCANOE”

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 3 년 전 +68

    Canoe: Exists with paddles
    Hacksmith: Speeeeeeed and Power solves many things!!!

    • @ImpmanPDX
      @ImpmanPDX 3 년 전 +4

      I immediately read this in Jeremy Clarkson speak.

    • @BullsayDune
      @BullsayDune 3 년 전 +4

      You just can't say that without jeremy clarkson's voice in your head lol

  • @TheNaineesh
    @TheNaineesh 3 년 전

    Love this one day build

  • @marccloutier3501

    the true Canadian way of canoeing ! XDI actually stand up in my living room for the flag like a proud canadian that I am hahaha!

  • @SavageSlugg8027
    @SavageSlugg8027 3 년 전 +25

    Can u imagine a family with little kids on their first kanoe enjoying their day then all of a sudden some random ass guy zooms past them.

  • @randomexplosion6527
    @randomexplosion6527 3 년 전 +92

    Canoe: Exists
    Ian: "Needs more boosters!"

    • @johndoe7557
      @johndoe7557 3 년 전 +2

      Noo you can't just strap a jet engine to a canoe.
      HAHA jet go burr

    • @zlwel287
      @zlwel287 3 년 전

      Imagine canoe racing against Ian

    • @bobasaursquared1633
      @bobasaursquared1633 3 년 전

      Random Explosion ah a fellow ksp player

  • @thanhdinh100
    @thanhdinh100 년 전 +1

    Yo his face at the end got me dying bruhhh!

  • @ra7538
    @ra7538 2 년 전

    This is awesome. How about a suggestion 1. put James in the front for Ballance and steering.

  • @venulminsara8381
    @venulminsara8381 3 년 전 +42

    The Grand Tour should watch this video after they failed 😂

  • @ketch2342
    @ketch2342 3 년 전 +157

    "To build a jet canoe you need two things, a jet, and a canoe."
    "Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes"

    • @Koozul
      @Koozul 3 년 전 +5

      Yeah but I think the bigger problem is that he said he needs a full on jet and not just a jet engine

    • @bobasaursquared1633
      @bobasaursquared1633 3 년 전 +1

      Jeremiah Kuzel wait, you don’t have a spare su-27 in your garage?

    • @DanC8111_
      @DanC8111_ 3 년 전

      The floor is made of floor

    • @somerandomperson4143
      @somerandomperson4143 3 년 전

      60 sec every where a min lol

    • @ketch2342
      @ketch2342 3 년 전 +1

      @@somerandomperson4143 you poor soul.

  • @TwitchingHour
    @TwitchingHour 2 년 전 +1

    “You need two things: a jet and a canoe. I have both” 😂🤣

  • @patobolo1644
    @patobolo1644 3 년 전

    Most underated hacksmith video

  • @Monsmak
    @Monsmak 3 년 전 +93

    Suggestion: Raise engines higher to provide more downward torque when providing more thrust.
    Idea: Hydrofoils. You could get some absurd speeds.

    • @MrFlyfish99
      @MrFlyfish99 3 년 전 +4

      They just need to be able to tilt the jets to trim the boat. Hydrofoils, now you are talking Kiwi styles.
      The Commonwealth always had it over the Yanks.
      ;-)

    • @alphamelvin9711
      @alphamelvin9711 3 년 전 +1

      Just att 100 lbs of weight to the nose

    • @jst6502
      @jst6502 3 년 전 +2

      or sit closer to the front of the canoe. it will also help steering as the center of mass will be farther from the thrust, giving a bigger turning moment.

    • @jimprovan8866
      @jimprovan8866 3 년 전

      @@MrFlyfish99 exactly my friend.

  • @zechariahgrant4576
    @zechariahgrant4576 3 년 전 +45

    "It not fast enough, LeTs PuT a JeT eNgInE oN iT"

  • @tommyjackson6216
    @tommyjackson6216 3 년 전

    George boy is smart enough to move his weight forward to balance the boat !!!

  • @joshuasterling2144

    I would Gyro mount the jets with +-30 degrees, that way they are always level and you could use big servos to get it done.

  • @TheStyx13
    @TheStyx13 3 년 전 +79

    Fiancee: "That's CANADIAN engineering, isn't it?"
    Me: "And you wonder why I want to move to Montreal."

    • @junkhondas481
      @junkhondas481 3 년 전 +1

      Don’t move to Montreal.

    • @DevinVT1
      @DevinVT1 3 년 전

      Yeah no move to Kitchener. Then you could see the Canadian engineering

    • @brandon2998
      @brandon2998 3 년 전 +1

      Trust me don’t move to Montreal it’s like the New York of Canada also we have a mafia yes that’s right a mafia search it up

  • @jrgv5754
    @jrgv5754 3 년 전 +55

    KRplus: "so what exactly do you...well...do?
    The Hacksmith: "Yes"

  • @dr.burnquistxoidel5388

    A hydrofoil would be a great and challenging build...less resistance=greater speed. Stability would be the biggest factor. For that, I might suggest adjustable outriggers for the lift..hope to see it. Thanks guys.

  • @acecain7449
    @acecain7449 2 년 전

    By far my favorite video you have ever done! And I've seen ALOT!!!!

  • @valravn5735
    @valravn5735 3 년 전 +88

    Ian: I need to salvage our jetpack and design a way to safely mount it's engines on a canoe.
    James: Let's slap some 2x4s and styrofoam toys with fins on it.

  • @jesseswildens9124
    @jesseswildens9124 3 년 전 +26

    Suggestion: Hydrofoiling jet boat

  • @joeyexplores5332
    @joeyexplores5332 3 년 전 +1

    You should try putting more weight on the front of the canoe!

  • @aidanstang5158
    @aidanstang5158 3 년 전 +1

    What a way to fly the Canadian flag, MAD RESPECT!!