Mike Pence Tries To Make Space Force Sound Less Dumb
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- 게시일 2018. 08. 08.
- Vice President Mike Pence successfully gave a serious speech about Space Force while keeping a straight face.
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Trump is always ahead of his time
Yeah, we don't have money for healthcare, but plenty to cover a new arm of the military.
Spanky Bonespurs, Space Cadet!
A space we won't even occupy until sometime into the next century, some 80+years in the future!
Breaking News: Aliens announced, they will NOT pay for the "space force".
Or the wall.
I guess Trump will have to enforce tariffs on abductions.
May the force be with the space force.
Space wall 😁
ErF Wizd keep the Mexicans away from us space
Pew! Pew! Pew!
Space Farce: The Wrath of Con
Nailed it!
I see what you did there! Tee Hee!
KingOfMadCows goo..oood one!!!
KingOfMadCows * slow clap*
That is a thing of beauty. Kudos!
To stupidity and beyond.
Haha perfect.
SalemGrimm 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We haven't got beyond yet...
•°▪SalemGrimm▪°• That is the Democrats battle cry. Liberalism is a mental disorder.
You voted for the Democrats, and they just voted today to fund Trump's Space Force. So look at yourselves in the mirror.
There are two places that we have not yet found intelligent life, outer space and the White House.
😂😂
Lomborg: I am sure that you can figure it out if you try hard enough, eventually.
I think I found no intelligence from this comment. Do you have a multi billion $ company like President Trump? No, well obviously he was more intelligent than you he had to have been smart to run and manage it, clearly unlike you.
Bwahahahaha! :D
@@jeremye.2889 intelligence, not intelligent. Typical third grade response from a Trump minion.
I keep coming back to this video every once in a while just to hear SPAAAAACE FOORRRCEE!
Universal Healthcare? A living wage? Education? Nah...... no money.
Space Force? ALL THE WAY!!!!’
That's what the Republicans want. More armies, more wars.
And noticed by the rest of the world too. There is no money for universal health care; but deep, bottomless pockets for 1,200 military installations and 40 conflicts. And now this...
The Klingons are paying for it
I_Bomb _Atomikly ::They are stealing Kennedy old words. Pence right hand will take your money to burn.....moran.
Roads are crumbling fix them.
I mean by the ridiculous amounts of money they ALREADY pay and are PLANNING to pay for their military, I wouldn't doubt they have the money for it.... 13 countries combined can't keep up with them but, "other countries spend more than us, let's increase spending again"......morons....
Why is he out to break every treaty there is?
Wait until he finds out about Antarctica.
Because he's trying to please his master as best he can.
Ask his boss Putin to explain.
He's just putin' the effort to follow the example set by his boss
So Putin will have an excuse to do the same.
Did the US find Space Oil?
Lol😂
Ha HA HA
Not yet! They are probably to go find that giant, solid gold asteroid they reported 6 weeks ago!
They said it would make everyone on earth a multi-billionair!
Of course they forgot about inflation so the multibillionairs of the future will still be poor by todays standards!
@@williamplatt1641 and a loaf of bread will cost five million
@@williamplatt1641 you assume they would share the wealth Equally with everyone ...like all through history and even today the super rich and super powerfull always share everything Equally with Everyone...yeah right. - for the Record by the way, gold's value is from being of limited supply. if that supply were upset, the value would plummet.
The space between Trumps ears? That’s a lot of space!
One man already got lost in the space between Trumps ears!
Than the whole Republican party got lost while looking for him!
And... immeasurable
Does anyone else recall that the militarization of space is against international treaty and could be considered an act of war?
Yep...
Brian Helgerson You think Trump cares for the law?
No country can make a claim of ownership of celestial bodies but we have already passed laws allowing you to privatize it.
and how back in the 1980's they showed how ineffectual space based weapons would be anyway. donnyDumpTrump is having a flashback to his 1950's television viewing, he thinks Commander Cody is going to come to the rescue
Brian Helgerson
There are nations that didn't sign it, like South Sudan. Can they do it?
Space Force : to stupidity and beyond!!
May the space force be with you!!
May the Farce be with you!!
Trump Is A (Dare I Say) "Space Case"
@C J Sad trombone :(
If Trump wants to go into space, let him! With Pence. Straight into the sun.
you can't burn pure evil...for it shalt not be incinerateable...for it is really bad shitoxicrapola
+8alot4t there's a little black spothole on the sun today...it's the same old mandroid as yesterday
😆 😂 😂 😂 😂
Don't fuck the Milky way up, let's just contain him like Corona virus so that the rest of the universe is at peace. It's for the Greater good
He’s gonna build a wall around the earth and make the Martian’s pay for it
It's probably already there, built to keep humans from leaving the prison called earth. It's the Van Allen Belt!
"In space no one can hear you collude." Hahahahahaha! Good one stephen!
Toad Jiang You can make jokes when Meuller actually releases something my guy 👍👍
DabbyT NO NO NO NO NO
So who controls space? are there international borders there? is there a neutral zone? or does the USA just assume that they own it all.
Trump probably assumes we own it all, but in reality it's all neutral.
Actually, there is a treaty already in place that explains all of that. In a nutshell, no military operations can take place on any extraterrestrial celestial body, including establishing bases. It also lays out that stellar resources cannot be monopolized by any one nation, regardless of who mined it.
The "Outer Space Treaty" prohibits weapons of mass destruction being placed in space or on any celestial body, and prevents the use of any celestial body from being used for any military purpose. No single country can claim any celestial body as being their own as well. There is no prohibition on weapons or warfare provided it remains in space itself, but every planet is to be considered the "shared (or common I cant remember) heritage of mankind."
He thinks we own the internet. Why not?
stupid trump will probably just build a wall around the part of space that belong to USA🤪
Thank you for helping us all get through this goddamn nightmare; we love you Stephen
If DORKS ever make someone KING, he's got a really GREAT CHANCE of winning!
Get to study Metaphysical Science. It's a great study, more rewarding than facts taught in schools. Meditation, astral travel, flower of life, and phi ratio.
Mr Colbert, you're brilliant.
That's the perfect excuse to further cut social programs. How else can we pay for Trump's stupid Space Force?
Another tax on the middle and lower class? Let's call it the Star Wars Tax
I guess Canada will pay for it...?
thoughts and prayers. After all, God's right hand is guiding it.
Andy Holguin best comment
@Andy Holguin: Good one! Canada will pay for it. Or maybe the Martians. All hail Sky Marshall Trump! He and his chump Pence can be on the first rocket out.
Why in the hell do we need a Space Force?
Don't we already have the Avengers???
shillbill2214 :"why do we need a space force?"
...
To distract the public from the Mueller investigation, and all the republikkkan scandals it digs up.
No we have the Guardians......Guardian.....umm....they are all dead
Trump is too busy hailing Hydra.
Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here.
Oh god!!! Some people say Pence is just plain nuts and could be worse than trump. After hearing pence, they might be right
They're not wrong. (I've heard some of the bizarro shit that he used to say on his Alt-Right-wing, hyper-religious, crazypants radio show).
*Mike Pence* (& his _batshit crazy_ wife) is a mentally disturbed *Religious Zealot* with some extreme views ( _he once suggested _*_forcibly_*_ putting _*_LGBTQ+_*_ people into _*_"Pray Away the Gay"_*_ re-education camps_ ). God only knows what he'd do with something like *ICE* ...
Before *Trump* saved his ass he was completely broke and was coming very, very close to being one of those wacko cult leaders (with a compound full of M16s & artillery) who end up in a stand-off with the *FBI/ATF* that you hear about on the news.
While *Trump* might launch *Nuclear Weapons* accidentally (or more likely, in a fit of pique), only *Mike Pence* ( A disturbingly delusional Religious Zealot) would destroy the Earth *Deliberately* (in order to bring about *Biblical Armageddon* )...!
"Space is a war-fighting domain."
Yeah, if you live in Star Wars...
TheHeroOfTomorrow Well Trump probably saw every Star Wars movie and felt a very close connection to Palpatine.... because he reminds him of his boss Putin. Trump is not nearly as cool as Tarkin, Thrawn, or Vader.
TheHeroOfTomorrow someone remind me, how many wars have been fought in space so far?
Citizen Wayne none.
Shadow The Jedi like darth Vader his son is taking his ass down lol
Reagan had Star Wars.
Bush had Battlestar Galactica.
Trump has Starship Troopers.
Space IS FOR PEACE ONLY
Mike Pence scares the holy hell out of me. (I'm from Indiana, we were glad when the race - that they weren't supposed to win - took him out of the Governor's mansion)
SPACE SPURS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Space Force" really reminds me of "Sky Police" or "Team America World Police". It simply SCREAMS parody.
Yeah, Space Farce.
@fotogëanick: Delta Farce: Space Edition
Sky Police! 😂 I can hear Chief Wiggum's voice singing that theme song right now...
Its a Fuck Up waiting to happen
Who’s going to pay for the wall in space?
Not the rich people of course. They got huge cuts in tax.
The Martians will pay for it, believe me.
Have you seen War of the Worlds? They're not sending their best, folks.
wirelesmike73 If I get the chance to live in Mars I would not pay for that wall, because we need people to come help the population of Mars to increase.
Rafael Lopez ....Mexicans and Stormy.
We must be prepared for battle; to defeat everything about which we know nothing!
A wall on the moon !
That is jaw dropping..... Stupid.
Even Buzz Lightyear is shaking his head in disbelief.
I wonder how Buzz Aldrin feels about this.
To stupidity & beyond (_)_)======D~~~~
"There appear to be no signs of intelligent life."
“Small step for a man, really small hands for a man.” Colbert 2018
Now the Vulcans are DEFINITELY not going to do first contact.
Wanted them to say, "Really small hands for a man, a really dumb idea for mankind" ...
It blow my mind how the idea of spending billions of dollars on space force and unnecessary military upgrades sounds about right to so many Americans but the idea of free college, investing in our own education, or free healthcare has them absolutely baffled
Guns, lasers, flamethrowers and missiles these are the things that put food on the table and save you from when your sick.
scarletspidernz yeah, great trade off.
"Mom, I think I have strep throat."
"No problem honey. We'll have dad bring in the rocket launcher from the garage after dinner. Those germs won't know what hit them. "
*trillions
m.krplus.net/bidio/ZLJ9laiagp-bm6Q
Smiles .
Let's send White House Resident on a field trip to space with NO return ticket ! Adios !
I'll believe when the star destroyers are christened.
With Betsy DeVos at the helm of the Department of Education, we will surely have plenty of highly skilled and educated astronaut-soldiers who won't be drowning in debt. And if you believe that, I have some real estate on the Louisiana gulf coast to sell you.
I have a mountain on Mars! How about an even trade?!?
How about just giving NASA more money? Why is Trump cutting their already slim budget?
I’d bet it’s because they won’t let him put his gaudy name in gold letters on anything.
Allan Sh He didn't think of NASA only things he can get/ give himself credit for matter
AngelQM
It's pitiful to realize the last year and a half happened because no one thought to offer him a presidential gold llame tagging package, sure the queens slumlord would've littered the wash - balt corridor but after seeing the alternative...
Because NASA expands human knowledge. And Mr Trump doesn't like knowledge very much.
Emmanuel Beguin best comment ever 👍👍👍👍
Oh my god please let this entire administration be wiped out
We are living in the stupidest time ever.
So will they call the main spaceship SPACEFORCE ONE ?! or...
Why not just increase NASA's budget instead of this dumb idea.
Charleme Salomon because nasa is deep state minions.
Because public opinion of NASA (as clearly shown by ignas inc) has Been deminishing ever since the space race, in the public eyes there isn't a race to get to space anymore because America "beat" the soviets to the moon and because of the Columbia and challenger disasters people began to hate nasa because they had the unrealistic view that nothing could go wrong so for nasa to accidentally kill 14 people was seen as horrific even though the astronauts knew full well that they could die and accepted the risk
I think it's because NASA has lied on occasion. Either way, they will probably end up merging or something, I don't know. I want to know more about space so I'm behind this.
About what?
Kadeda yes about what? They are a government program so I don't see it as impossible that they have lied but I also haven't heard of any cases where specifically nasa was lying
Can we have Healthcare? NO! Can we have a Space Force to fight imaginary space aliens? SURE!
think of it ,but not too hard,becoz its stupid!😂😂😂 made my day💯
X-FORCE!
No, wait that’s the wrong fantasy... 😬😅
Suggestion for an official and all encompassing title; "Space Operations Force Taskforce and Center Of Cosmic Kinetics". Bit of a mouthful I know but its acronym is easier to remember -
S.O.F.T. C.O.C.K.
AndyNewZealand genius!🤣
AndyNewZealand Good one!
AndyNewZealand coincidentally, “Softcock” is already Trump’s Secret Service codename
From soft power to this... honestly delirious stupidity is becoming the new normal under Trump
Yeah I dunno, "force and taskforce" sounds a bit retarded....maybe a perfect fit then! Hell I just want the guys from South Park to make a "Team America: Space Police" movie now!
He's having too much fun with that jet pack lol
that's a genuine Space Force Rocket Pack. !!!
To boldly go where no fool has gone before
FREAKING HYSTERICAL!!!!!!
If anyone from the Trump team goes into space for a PR stunt, it will mean The Muppets predicted the future.
Wasn’t, like back in the 70’s, some agreement against armed conflict in space?
Antony Borlase, it was actually in the 80's when President Reagan {Father of Trickle Down Economics} proposed a "Star Wars" plan! In 1986 it was renamed the Strategic Defense Initiative & they even had a logo! Most say it... never got off the ground... but some say...maybe? Peace man!
Antony Borlase 1954 agreement at the U.N.. space is off limits for military.
And in 90s there was an agreement about not attacking Ukraine. :D
Dampnut won't even respect treaties from two years ago, he poetically doesn't even know about anything older than that.
I think he's already in space... (At least his mind is!)
802 PEOPLE ALREADY LIVING THERE!!!
We are really living in a delusional world, like a large mental hospital!
And the lunatics are running it.
This is worse than a mental hospital.
To infinity, and beyond a joke!
It has been this way for a while now... started about the time Reagan was elected
Its like Alice through the looking glass.
Except im not sure which side of the glass wer on.
I cant even laugh anymore. America WTF?! This isnt funny
Even my 5 year old son thinks "Space Force" sounds stupid....
"Congress in 2022 appropriated $18.05 billion for the Space Force and $1.5 billion for the Space Development Agency."
Just gonna leave that here.
Why are none of the media outlets talking about how this completely violates the 1967 Outer Space Treaty?
But they can't give a raise to the teachers wow wtf ?
That's not the responsibility of the federal government (except for Department of Defense schools). Teacher pay is determined by local school boards.
I am still unable to digest this one !!!
the only space is in his head.
Maybe we can change the name of nasa and increase its budget
Dylan Bednarz To what? "MASSA"?
The poor will pay for it.
There's no point. The Air Force already conducts operations in space; they're literally doing everything the supposed Space Force would do if it came to be
did they discover oil on mars?
DaTAiM nope, iron for steel.
*SPAAAAAAACE FOOOOOORCE!!!!!*
Who is writing Pence's trite bullshit. Sounds like a bad speech from a 1953 SciFi movie.
It's difficult to pretend to be human when you were born without a discernable face
Hey! That’s when he’s getting his policies from too! Weird.
If those words were hard to understand, it's okay. Just give it time, and you'll get a grasp on the English language. The Space Force already exists, just not as its own dedicated branch. This has been very much needed since the advent of GPS and all the space debris that threatens your Grindr dates. But don't worry, the Republicans will continue to defend your right to faff about with your own asshole.
How about sending Trump and Pence to Space?
the sun is in space right?
The birth of a new millenium was 18 years ago pence. Geez, and l thought my politicians where stupid
Krissthen Trujillo thank you for saying it. 😁
I have to point out that barely a century ago, people thought that an Air Force was a silly idea. Times change, and the military changes with them.
It's time to join the rebellion. may the force be with you.
The Space Force shoulder patch will be Picard facepalming.
Damn ..now i kinda want one :D
Trump stated, at a news conference, that the first Space Force mission would be a manned landing on the sun. When Jim Costa informed him that the astronaut would be burned alive his response was, "You must think I'm stupid. We're going to land at night".
Chris Mason
Please tell me that actually happened. XD
Colbert should still this Joke to honor your creativity.
If only this exchange could be willed into actually happening
Chris Mason - that was brilliant - thank you
Jacy Teh
SPAAAACE FAAARCE. May the Farce be with you.
Sick burn, Stephen! ("space spurs")
All this is is a gift to the military industrial complex, the associated defense contractors and rich investors like trump himself...that money could be better spent on health care or public assistance to the needy...that would be the sensible, compassionate Christian thing to do wouldn't it?
Correct .
N C exactly ..none of us are in a spiritual position to judge others but I say they are entirely hypocritical...their policies and priorities are the exact opposite of Christ's teachings....smh
NC and Philip : who are you to decide what a christian is ? Do you follow every single one of the 67 commandments in the bible ? Did you even know there were 67? Got to be honest if I thought the god of the Bible was real I would have it memorized and know all the commandments . Most "Christians " I know can't recite the 10 commandments little lone know what else is in that book .
If you do not follow the bible to the letter then you made up your own Christianity and are in no position to claim others are not doing right when they do the same . The bible does not have a Verse saying you can cherry pick what you like and ignore the rest- feel free to check.
Mostly this bothers me when Christians are quick to embrace a person who clearly is not behaving as a christian (Trump) for political reasons and then reject a man as Christian who says he is a Christian and behaves as one but is unpopular (Hitler) . It is hypocritical and clearly inconsistent .
Yes more money should be given to programs that never work. Wake up get a job and do something with your life
What programs never work ? You realize all the civilized world has universal health care , except the USA - right ? Heck even Cuba does better than the USA . Assistance does not mean a hand out, assistance means that for example a smart poor kid can go to a decent school and get an education and then repay it in much higher taxes .
Space Force!? Now I know this is all just a weird dream. Really wish I could wake up.
$21 trillion in debt and still thinking how to waste more money.
TheGomezIndustries
Yup! That's the American way!
Now I need Trump and Pence performing the "Please Mr. Kennedy" Song from Inside Llewyn Davis. Outer - Space!
I don’t think wanting to defend billions of dollars in assets is stupid
Donald Trump: "Please pay attention to my Space Force instead of all the investigations into my incredibly corrupt administration."
wish it was that simple..... we dont create a new military branch to guard satelites... U create a military branch to protect your country.... OFC the govt isnt gonna say Aliens are invading on television... and send us all into a panic and destroy our civilization... u dont need 750trillion for that... U need 750 trillion to build a fleet of ships with technology that has been secreted away from earlier black budget programs... also china russia and now our space force logos... if u compare them are almost identical... and they even look similar to the star trek federation of planets logo... this is not an accident.. this is the first step toward global unification against a threat that our dear ronald reagan was briefed about when he took office and established the first star wars program... Those programs have nuthing to do with cold war situation.... this is being established to combat an incoming threat that our nation has known about since the early 40 when Roosevelt was in office... we didnt have the means to defend ourselves then... but now thanks to those hidden black programs we do..... and this as i said before is just the first step toward global disclosure an effort to save our planet from exstintion... OUR NUKES attracted some very bad beings...
Oh god this is going to be in textbooks. I mean if we still have textbooks in the future
Hurr Durr we wont.its already started the fall of paper.
My nieces don’t use text books, it’s a chrome tablet.
We wont have trees, so no paper, no books.
where we're going... we wont need textbooks...
It is going to be in PDF and maybe even beyond that - all the way in Google doodles.
I am soooooo embarrassed!! I was trying to think of something else to add to my comment, and nothing more can be said other than we are a BIGLEY embarrassment !!
FFS. They’re getting really crazy. Who is the idiot going to fight up there?
E.T. *you better watch out*
davocreative lolol I can't! 😂😂
Buenas ideas
You know that part in Rick and Morty when Evil Morty shot all the corrupt politicians into the cold vacuum of space...
It was a good scene.
Hi Jump Rage Quit the issue with that was the guys shooting them into space much more dangerous then the guys who's goal was clear... Money...
Spoiler: Space Force logo is a straight-up Star Trek copyright infringement
I just received the brochure for the Space Cadet program at the Trump University. They say I meet all the requirements of deep space. It is kinda funny, I am still waiting for a response from Purdue University in regard to matriculating into their Astronautics program. I sent pictures of me with my hat!
You Republican fools! Look what you have done....we are now just a comedic side show in the global arena.
Guy Parris come on, you can't be that surprised. Bing bing bong bong wasn't the first hint this administration wasn't going to be one huge joke. The punchline would be if Trump did something worth impeachment. That would basically render the last 3ish years as nothing more than pissing in the wind.
Guy Parris well I'm glad you realize
you are the comedic side show !
Thomas Fletcher wow rOAsTed amirite
Yeah now and for the last 2 years.
Soon to be the galactic arena lololol
Just came home from a night shift as nurse and instead of going to bed and sleep, I am here watching this 😂😂
Kenneth and Joyce me too. I can't have a political opinion at my job because I work for the oklahoma department of veteran affairs. I take care of vets and to no surprise it's almost 50/50. we do not speak of political matters. after supper it's tv wars😭😭😭 but I love my job and the guys I get to take care of. 😃
Kenneth and Joyce about to have a sleep before going to nursing night shift.
Good looking couple!
Kenneth and Joyce 😂😂
Kenneth & Joyce - and Misty too - - and gemini star - *thank you* for all your help and service - you may not get this thanks and appreciation every day - it's there I'm sure - just people are focused on their own needs while they're with you - so on behalf of them - *THANK YOU*
As Bob Marley sang, “if you’re to know what life is worth you would look for yours on Earth”. From Get Up, Stand Up...for your rights.
I think I remember watching Space Force during Saturday morning cartoons.
Oh my gosh, this is so laughable!!! What kind of payoff did it take for Pence to get up behind a podium and, with a straight face, in all seriousness, make this announcement? There should be a "kick me hard" sign on his backside. How defeated can you be to be (space) forced to read these words in public? You couldn't pay me enough to publicly announce this garbage.
LOVING THE COMMENTS BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Resabout B. What'd you expect from him? Pence is a nutjob, he's a religious fanatic.
Well, Pence is smart, I think. He stated clearly that it in was in the words of Donald Trump. He knows Space Force is a stupid idea.
Resabout B. Agree 100% !
X Y .....are all religious fanatics that stupid?
I mean you gotta give it to the US, the only country that when you give them the unlimited vastness of a universe, the first thing that comes to mind is "It's a war fighting domain". We get it, you like to be the bad guys.
"Are... are we the baddies?"
For most of the World - Yes, you are! Sorry.
you are not the bad guys. you are the bullies tho.
Empire gotta empire.
Thé USA has become a ridiculous country...
mock as much as you want. I'm on board with it and I want to be Master Chief. it will be awesome!
Now I want to see the battle against the Astro Kaiser.
I'm still trying to work out how he's going to funnel all those space force dollars into one of his properties.
Moon-a-lago?
The only space Trump should be worried about...
is the one between his ears. Now that needs some exploring.
John Noecker LOL!!
That would be bolding going where no one should ever go. Even the Klingons are afraid to go there.
... Stephen's been PRACTICING with those invisible space thrusters!
--Dave, oh my god, his show's full of stars
This is beyond embarrassing...,😡😰