Meanwhile... WalMart Apologizes For "Cocaine Santa" Sweater

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  • 게시일 2019. 12. 10.
  • America's largest retailer had to pull a holiday sweater from its website this week after customers noticed it depicted Santa up to no good. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Comedy
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  • @tubruton
    @tubruton 4 년 전 +824

    I can still remember when my parents sat me down and told me Cocaine Santa didn't exist. Sad!
    Thank you Walmart for bringing him back, if just for a short while.

    • @finnthehuman9426
      @finnthehuman9426 4 년 전 +49

      I'm pretty sure he does exist... And lives in south Florida.

    • @davidlibran757
      @davidlibran757 4 년 전 +25

      U mean if just back for a “snort” while 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

    • @DutchHeathen
      @DutchHeathen 4 년 전 +13

      Is it bad that I read the 'sad!' in Stephen's impression of Trump's voice?

    • @johnkurtz7705
      @johnkurtz7705 4 년 전 +2

      Awesome, lol

    • @patriciabennett6381
      @patriciabennett6381 4 년 전

      U r dumb walmart too find designer of shirt

  • @DaveSarra
    @DaveSarra 4 년 전 +664

    I cant believe you missed "the aporkalypse"

  • @finnthehuman9426
    @finnthehuman9426 4 년 전 +838

    I like how Cocaine Santa has a little straw in his hand. Adorable!

    • @enderz1341
      @enderz1341 4 년 전 +34

      Let's hope it's a paper straw! ^_^

    • @sshza11
      @sshza11 4 년 전 +16

      And dem eyes be lit from crushing a line already.

    • @hilariousness6644
      @hilariousness6644 4 년 전 +1

      Why would he need a straw?

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 4 년 전 +11

      @@hilariousness6644 People who snort cocaine up their noses usually use straws or things rolled up that mimic straws.

    • @enderz1341
      @enderz1341 4 년 전 +10

      correct! sometimes we use rolled up $100 bills. The ultimate paper straw! ^_^

  • @Cwitch67
    @Cwitch67 4 년 전 +480

    "Those V Stevens are human garbage!" LMAO! My mom always said K Kristines were "daughters of illiterate heathens." She never seemed to be joking ...

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 4 년 전 +18

      C.M. She’s not wrong!

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 4 년 전 +24

      My sister is a Suzan and despises the Susans of the world.

    • @swsmp
      @swsmp 4 년 전 +43

      i feel personally attacked

    • @Ephelle
      @Ephelle 4 년 전 +18

      Meanwhile I just always felt bad for all the Teresas out there. Like hey, you forgot your 'h'. If I had a spare I'd give it to you.

    • @Zzyzzyzzs
      @Zzyzzyzzs 4 년 전 +39

      It scarcely matters these days, what with all the others running around. You know, Christine, Cristine, Cristene, Kristin, Cristen, Cristin, Christen, Christene, Kristen, Chrysten, Krysten, Krystyne, Christyne, Chriztyne, Kryzsteen, Kriztyn, Christeen, Christyn, Kryztyn, Kryztyne, Kirsten, Kirstjen, Kirstin, Kirstyn, Kirstynn, Kursten, Kurstyn, Kyrstyn and Kyrsten. And yes, I checked there was at least one person with those names.

  • @juliaconnell
    @juliaconnell 4 년 전 +234

    soon the intro to Meanwhile will be longer than the segment itself (not complaining - that was great, just saying)

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith 4 년 전

      I always just start at 0:45.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 년 전 +3

      I wonder when he’ll run out of intro variations and start repeating himself.

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 4 년 전 +1

      @@thesoundsmith well then you're missing out!

    • @mattdemblowski
      @mattdemblowski 4 년 전

      @@thesoundsmith me too. it's a tired bit. and i never/rarely say that of colbert

  • @iczyg
    @iczyg 4 년 전 +276

    You know the people who were using the $120k "art piece" to launder money are pissed at this guy.

    • @danilicious2308
      @danilicious2308 4 년 전 +20

      They still paid for it because now they own the idea of the "art piece". The banana was already changed before by the way, it was beginning to smell..

    • @rchcc122
      @rchcc122 4 년 전 +25

      At least there's always money in the banana stand.

    • @armaanchadhafilms
      @armaanchadhafilms 4 년 전 +3

      rchcc122 🤣

    • @superlung8889
      @superlung8889 4 년 전 +3

      rchcc122 lmao

    • @JB-by1zl
      @JB-by1zl 4 년 전 +4

      iczyje thought I was the only 1 that thought that.

  • @MontgomeryWenis
    @MontgomeryWenis 4 년 전 +477

    When I worked at Old Navy, I found a set of kid's pajamas that had a firetruck on the front. Inside the grill of the truck, it spelled out
    *Hero in*
    *Training*
    To my satisfaction, there wasn't a large enough space between the two words on top, making it actually spell
    *Heroin*
    *Training*
    A year or two later, I found an updated version. New truck design, and the words now appeared in three rows instead of two.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 4 년 전 +17

      OMG! that is so funny! I shop at thrift stores all the time. I happen to be wearing a shirt that says "I WANT TO BE A TRUCK DRIVER" in block letters just like that.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 년 전 +29

      "Heroin training" sounds like the episodes of Breaking Bad when Jesse fell in love.
      Spoiler alert:
      That didn't end well, either.

    • @carolhendricks8509
      @carolhendricks8509 4 년 전

      tiki trash b

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 4 년 전 +25

      The following is based on real events -
      Kid: what's a word that starts with F and ends with U - C - K?
      Parent: [sputtering sounds]
      Kid: Firetruck!

    • @gb5634
      @gb5634 4 년 전 +1

      Oh sh*t!

  • @The5paceDragon
    @The5paceDragon 4 년 전 +72

    I always love your intros to "Meanwhile", but, dear God, that poem was a masterpiece, I watched it three times.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 년 전 +75

    Donnie's already eaten 4 of those logs. Hence all the flushing trouble.

    • @Danrarbc
      @Danrarbc 4 년 전 +2

      Are they what he ate? Or are the logs simply his discard feces dried and wrapped for burning?

    • @Weegee766
      @Weegee766 4 년 전 +1

      This is great

    • @melissalugo7553
      @melissalugo7553 4 년 전

      Hee, hee...CUTE!

  • @overlydramaticpanda
    @overlydramaticpanda 4 년 전 +138

    Honestly, that intro alone is worth a like.
    Though the segment does undeniably lose points for missing the opportunity for “aporkalypse”. That pun was practically gift-wrapped!

    • @aaronpeart
      @aaronpeart 4 년 전 +3

      Pork-tically gift wrapped...

    • @Danrarbc
      @Danrarbc 4 년 전 +4

      The pun was thoroughly smoked for 18 hours, sliced and lovingly displayed on a platter. Only to be ignored for pigs in a blanket.

    • @rociolozada472
      @rociolozada472 4 년 전

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    • @rociolozada472
      @rociolozada472 4 년 전

      @@Danrarbc bisexual físico

  • @geocyo8835
    @geocyo8835 4 년 전 +125

    The funniest thing about the Santa sweater was his dilated pupils!

    • @traekas7228
      @traekas7228 4 년 전 +6

      Geo Cyo, Only fellow Tweakers would notice that, and then, share. If u hadn’t seen it 1st, it would’ve been me! 🤪

    • @KittyPieVibes
      @KittyPieVibes 4 년 전 +6

      *I'm feeling it Rudolph*

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 4 년 전 +3

      I couldn't stop laughing at that! Sure, the lines were cute and the straw was a nice touch, but those damn eyes! 😂 Someone knew what they were doing.

    • @bethschaefer18
      @bethschaefer18 4 년 전 +1

      LMAO👃🎱🤪😜😃

    • @kennoe6634
      @kennoe6634 4 년 전 +1

      Lol and the staw in his hand!

  • @iamscythed
    @iamscythed 4 년 전 +42

    I live for the intro of every Meanwhile.

  • @Hanmerhack
    @Hanmerhack 4 년 전 +9

    what i love about the banana story is that when the gallery owner complained about the artist eating the banana one of the patrons offered them a banana from their lunch.

  • @richiejohnson
    @richiejohnson 4 년 전 +60

    "Christmas dinner at Dad's new apartment" Such a wicked man

  • @mischarowe
    @mischarowe 4 년 전 +213

    Never heard a rhyme that rhymed so well.

    • @mrincodi
      @mrincodi 4 년 전 +3

      Mk. Rowe Never did I either, as far as I can tell.

    • @SimonMoon5
      @SimonMoon5 4 년 전 +2

      @@mrincodi I have to say, I think it's really swell.

    • @lindag5851
      @lindag5851 4 년 전 +2

      ​@@SimonMoon5 This guy Dr. Seuss, he really rings a bell.

    • @shigeminotoge4514
      @shigeminotoge4514 4 년 전 +4

      @@lindag5851 Stop all these rhymes or we're going to hell!

    • @kyleh1358
      @kyleh1358 4 년 전 +2

      @@lindag5851 Use a "v" or "ph", this Colbert guy's name to spell?

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 4 년 전 +98

    The truly stupid thing about the whole banana thing isn’t that an “artist” duct taped one to a wall and called it art, it’s the fact that someone apparently paid the asking price. Talk about tepid people with too much money.

    • @johnjhill3
      @johnjhill3 4 년 전 +1

      @Michele Foster ...Can you show that none of it did in any way?

    • @sshza11
      @sshza11 4 년 전 +4

      In doing so, becoming the idiot moron who overpaid for a banana some loon called art. Has the eye test really gotten this difficult?

    • @johnjhill3
      @johnjhill3 4 년 전 +3

      What about the "Hungry Artist" piece? Was that paid for? By whom?

    • @sssh561
      @sssh561 4 년 전 +2

      duchamp has a lot to answer for!

    • @stephenspackman5573
      @stephenspackman5573 4 년 전 +3

      I think that if I made a donation to an artist to support them for a few years, they could give me a banana, and we could share a joke. Did I miss something?

  • @JaRW7
    @JaRW7 4 년 전 +17

    I thought it was just a snowman wearing a Santa suit.
    Everyone knows Santa is a weed man.

    • @LilithFilth
      @LilithFilth 4 년 전 +3

      JaRW7, the jolly‘ho ho ho’ is just him coughing

    • @sunryzen6025
      @sunryzen6025 4 년 전

      For real. Look at his arms. I don't care how much cocaine santa does he isn't going to be that skinny. It's clearly a snowman.

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 년 전

      Santa likes heroin, and he's into grunge

  • @pmartin3888
    @pmartin3888 4 년 전 +135

    in Florida, they just need "Cocaine Santa" Tshirt

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전 +7

      Pretty sure they already have one for meth.

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 4 년 전 +2

      Lol.. ella funny...
      You know those never ending fires we get on you tube this time of year?
      Maybe someday someone might post a video of a “never ending sunset” for us here in the tropics
      ✨🌅✨

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 4 년 전 +2

      Courage Karnga ...let’s not encourage that...

    • @catherinehermansen4376
      @catherinehermansen4376 4 년 전 +3

      Crack, meth, heroin and fentynal. It's a horrible place.

    • @mml1426
      @mml1426 4 년 전

      Also In Hawaii lol

  • @faithrada
    @faithrada 4 년 전 +27

    "At Whole Foods you can get at least 3 Bananas"

  • @nguyenvu8262
    @nguyenvu8262 4 년 전 +13

    Every single Meanwhile segue is epic in and of itself.

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv3357 4 년 전 +3

    The descriptions Stephen gives of what his segment Meanwhile is are national treasures

  • @lanedouglas6690
    @lanedouglas6690 4 년 전 +12

    Oh man I could really use that sweater this season... Been clean for just about a year and it would go over awesome at my meeting

    • @LilithFilth
      @LilithFilth 4 년 전 +2

      😄 Love this
      Keep up the good fight, Lane.

  • @arkhadipustaka_
    @arkhadipustaka_ 4 년 전 +26

    "You know I spend a lot of time over there
    Standing on stage away from my chair
    Turning the news into a great Christmas feast
    Full of who-pudding and rare who-roast beast
    Where we exchange present and light the yule log
    For the great Whoville Christmas that is my monologue
    But sometimes, I pull a great Grinchy trick
    And dress up in red to look like Saint Nick
    Take my dog Benny and then some black thread
    And tie a big horn to the top of his head
    And I pilfer each present for many a mile
    To steal the Christmas of news that is my segment ... MEANWHILE!"

    • @tracytaylor5115
      @tracytaylor5115 4 년 전

      Arkhadi Pustaka : Thank you!

    • @thisdollslifejenna3841
      @thisdollslifejenna3841 4 년 전

      👍💯❗😁💪🤜🤛👏💥

    • @KPG-vd1bl
      @KPG-vd1bl 4 년 전

      It was a super intro, and thanks to AP for writing it out. But I am pretty sure Grinch's dog was named Max.

  • @nrgao
    @nrgao 4 년 전 +55

    This bit is so Comedy Central Colbert, and I love it.

  • @CaptEoNinja83
    @CaptEoNinja83 4 년 전 +8

    That intro is priceless and adorable!

  • @Ryan-wk3mc
    @Ryan-wk3mc 4 년 전 +10

    Whatever writer that came up with that intro bit deserves a raise lol

  • @gabewilliams6625
    @gabewilliams6625 4 년 전 +20

    I need that sweater, OMG too funny. 😂😂

    • @ms.q7445
      @ms.q7445 4 년 전 +1

      Gabe Williams I think 20% of the audience turned around to Google “where can I buy Cocaine Santa sweatshirt?”

  • @makoaquest7756
    @makoaquest7756 4 년 전 +77

    Shouldn’t it have been called “starving artist” instead of “hungry artist” 🧐?

    • @partiallyhuman
      @partiallyhuman 4 년 전 +12

      He wasn't starving tho. Just hungry

    • @viddork
      @viddork 4 년 전 +2

      Barely that: he just ate a banana.

  • @PoeticProse7
    @PoeticProse7 4 년 전 +4

    What the actual, flaming, tap-dancing, chocolate-coated, holy hell WalMart?! How did that make it past ANYONE in quality control?!?!

    • @chemxfan
      @chemxfan 4 년 전 +2

      WalMart...quality control...You win the internet today - because no one has ever connected that company to that phrase before.

  • @dorkie99
    @dorkie99 4 년 전 +3

    Well that was the best intro to meanwhile so far. Amazing.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198

    If that Banana can into art. So can my macaroni art.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 4 년 전 +1

      That reminds me of something I saw on a sitcom ages ago. The mother, who was a journalist, anonymously submitted her toddler son's drawings to an art exhibition. It became the new hot thing in the art world.

    • @tanukigalpa
      @tanukigalpa 4 년 전 +1

      Then maybe a performance artist will cook the macaroni and eat it 😂

    • @saintmichael1779
      @saintmichael1779 4 년 전

      Nearly every kid in my generation made "macaroni art." In grade school we took a little box, glued uncooked macaroni and wagon wheels on it and spray painted it silver or gold. Sometimes we would give it to our Moms for Mother's Day. Do they still do that? I hope so!

    • @mrsmack213
      @mrsmack213 4 년 전

      retnavybrat www.imdb.com/title/tt0653897/

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 4 년 전

      @@mrsmack213 That's exactly the episode I was referencing. 😊

  • @rowynnecrowley1689
    @rowynnecrowley1689 4 년 전 +3

    A minute ago, I didn't even know that sweater existed. Now i want it. Well played, Walmart!

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund 4 년 전 +3

    So this is where Rudolf got his red nose from. ^^

  • @eileenm9252
    @eileenm9252 4 년 전 +1

    Rudolf the Red Nose Candy lolll genius

  • @MW-pb2gf
    @MW-pb2gf 4 년 전 +3

    100% my favorite “Meanwhile” intro to date.

  • @Fruitloop398
    @Fruitloop398 4 년 전 +8

    I want that sweater to give my mom as a gag gift.

  • @william6171
    @william6171 4 년 전 +866

    Honestly, that sweater is hilarious, Walmart shouldn't have to apologize over that

  • @biostarkick7
    @biostarkick7 4 년 전 +2

    ...That was the greatest "Meanwhile..." intro EVER!

  • @MiniM69
    @MiniM69 4 년 전 +13

    Someone actually bought the banana piece at the asking price before the dude ate it 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️

  • @Shift1616
    @Shift1616 4 년 전 +20

    Love that he said "Rails" lol

  • @iexist6586
    @iexist6586 4 년 전 +31

    Therapist: *Cocaine Santa isn’t real, he can’t hurt you*
    Cocaine Santa:

  • @linann96
    @linann96 4 년 전

    No wonder Santa goes down the chimney! 🎅
    “Puff puff, & let it Pass through the chimney”
    Lol! 😂😂😂😂

  • @LelynnsSquirrels
    @LelynnsSquirrels 4 년 전 +1

    That was the greatest "Night Before Xmas" parody I've EVER heard!!

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 4 년 전 +4

    These meanwhile introductions are getting ridiculous.....ly good! 👏

  • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986

    My first job was working at a KFC and just the thought of that smell made me so nauseous I threw up in my mouth a little 🤢

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 년 전 +3

      Mine was Little Caesar's, and for a long time the smell of garlic made my gorge rise too. It goes away, eventually. 😉

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 4 년 전 +2

      I knew a girl who worked at a Popeye's and she had a similar reaction to any fried chicken.

    • @bantamdude
      @bantamdude 4 년 전

      Not me. But then again I don't have aspergers disease.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 4 년 전 +2

      @@bantamdude No, but you do suffer from an ugly soul.

    • @Danrarbc
      @Danrarbc 4 년 전 +3

      And with that we discover the perfect gag gift for Kyla.

  • @ErykaSoleil
    @ErykaSoleil 4 년 전 +1

    That opening was some high-quality parody writing, and I love it.

  • @sslayersxx9992
    @sslayersxx9992 4 년 전

    Best intro to Meanwhile EVER! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💯💯💯💯

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 4 년 전 +7

    Damn it I wish I had bought out my local Walmart's supply of that sweater. I'd make a killing on Ebay with those.

    • @kenc2257
      @kenc2257 4 년 전

      Don't know what the original/WalMart price was, but now going for $30 to $45 each. Someone is making some extra Christmas holiday cash.

  • @siobhanc777
    @siobhanc777 4 년 전 +4

    1:51 yet back in the early 90s, Walmart banned cds with explicit lyrics in them!!!

  • @scottm2553
    @scottm2553 4 년 전 +1

    That was the best meanwhile opening ever.

  • @gameoverinsertcointocontin8102

    The sweater with Santa and few lines of snow is just awesome.

  • @jaygray7102
    @jaygray7102 4 년 전 +13

    I thought the original banana (art) piece was called "Inequity", renamed "Hungry Artist" to be renamed "Art in Motion" once the banana reaches its final destination

    • @ericandy88
      @ericandy88 4 년 전 +3

      Or "Art Movement"

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 4 년 전

      Why are you putting the names in quotation marks?

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 4 년 전 +1

      @@MiniM69 because they're NAMES

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 4 년 전 +2

      @@MiniM69 why are you even asking?

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 4 년 전 +1

      @@ericandy88 I like that better, much better

  • @zamnelna
    @zamnelna 4 년 전 +41

    “Ph” Stephen’s are the best! Just ask Mr King 😜

    • @snowstrobe
      @snowstrobe 4 년 전 +8

      I see your king, and raise you a spielberg...

    • @eds6889
      @eds6889 4 년 전 +11

      Drawn I’ll see your Spielberg and raise you a Hawking.

    • @snowstrobe
      @snowstrobe 4 년 전 +3

      @@eds6889 Damn. Ok, [checks hand]... I'll see your Hawkings and raise a Universe.

    • @stephenclemence4388
      @stephenclemence4388 4 년 전 +3

      Totally agree

    • @eds6889
      @eds6889 4 년 전 +3

      Drawn nice, I’m going all in with the multiverse.

  • @anaperez5442
    @anaperez5442 4 년 전 +2

    Dr. Seuss'
    How Steven's flow made a golden Meanwhile glow.

  • @anniemariestclair
    @anniemariestclair 4 년 전

    That's one hell of a sweater! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @stephenjames2951
    @stephenjames2951 4 년 전 +93

    That’s tellin’ em Stephen. Just can’t trust a “V”

    • @killium2
      @killium2 4 년 전 +1

      for real

    • @tylerscudder9358
      @tylerscudder9358 4 년 전 +3

      @@ichijofestival2576 v as in vagina, your welcome.

    • @mark-ish
      @mark-ish 4 년 전 +2

      @@ichijofestival2576 weird joke bud. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 4 년 전

      @Whiskey Earned or they were just being snarky. Which is a thing you're allowed to be. XD

  • @LazyIRanch
    @LazyIRanch 4 년 전 +3

    You know that sweater will go for a fortune on eBay now! Damn, wish I'd seen it before Walmart figured it out.

  • @haris000000
    @haris000000 4 년 전 +2

    Now we know why santa is always jolly

  • @kershaad
    @kershaad 4 년 전 +1

    Best. Meanwhile. Intro. Ever.

  • @Linsmith571
    @Linsmith571 4 년 전 +3

    I love that sweater!

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 4 년 전 +11

    Carrell is sitting at home laughing and thinking “I’m gonna GET you for THAT one, Colbert.”

  • @Pazuzu4All
    @Pazuzu4All 4 년 전 +2

    And, yet, nothing has ever made me want a Christmas sweater more. Cocaine Santa is art.

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX 4 년 전

    Omg this was amazing! So many great lines i was LITERALLY lol’ing. My god, tears in eyes. Thank u.
    North pole marching powder was one. Then the pork apocalypse- breakfast. Hoooo that killed me 😂

  • @lesliejohnson4008
    @lesliejohnson4008 4 년 전 +197

    Ross was selling Santa 🎅🏼 sweaters that said “ where’s my Ho’s at?” Kinda funny, not really.

    • @DC-kx1qj
      @DC-kx1qj 4 년 전 +5

      I'm kinda a prude when it comes to denegrating women.

    • @yudithcaron8053
      @yudithcaron8053 4 년 전 +8

      Walmart still has "where's my Ho's at" Santa sweaters. They are next to the "Have a crackin' Christmas" sweaters with Santa mooning you, the drunk Santa sweaters and the "Jolly Life" barechested Santa sweaters. No more "Let it Snow" Santa sweaters, though.

    • @puppylovergirl303
      @puppylovergirl303 4 년 전 +6

      My professor was wearing a Santa sweater today that said “I got ho’s in different area codes” and said another professor had a matching one.

    • @DODGECHARGER-vv7sg
      @DODGECHARGER-vv7sg 4 년 전 +2

      #METOO will shut you down...

  • @zamnelna
    @zamnelna 4 년 전 +9

    Ok....extra Christmas bonus to the writer of that opening rhyme!

  • @Jasonlink79R
    @Jasonlink79R 4 년 전

    Just keeps getting better, great show, segment , all of it !!!

  • @greatadelaide
    @greatadelaide 4 년 전

    That was pure! Love it

  • @FuriousImp
    @FuriousImp 4 년 전 +5

    Oh boy, at times like this I wish George Carlin was still around to comment

  • @garysinnott340
    @garysinnott340 4 년 전

    The preambles to Meanwhile are getting better and better - as good as the segments themselves.

  • @bengal4047
    @bengal4047 4 년 전 +2

    Dibs on the cocaine santa sweater; that thing's a riot

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 4 년 전 +9

    Counterpoint: StePHen Miller.

  • @TheSateef
    @TheSateef 4 년 전 +19

    as a ph stephen, got to go with steve colbert on this one

  • @sourbunni1438
    @sourbunni1438 4 년 전 +2

    When he’s done he takes reindeer tranquilizers

  • @geewizliz
    @geewizliz 4 년 전

    OMG this has to be the funniest Meanwhile. I mean, the genius Dr Seuss intro and cocaine Santa... well done StePHen! 😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전 +6

    I live for the ever more improvised descriptions of this segment.

  • @that_pac123
    @that_pac123 4 년 전 +3

    I need that sweater.

  • @christianschoff2490
    @christianschoff2490 4 년 전 +2

    Ok that intro had me grinning so huge.

  • @Msjoli
    @Msjoli 4 년 전 +1

    Meanwhile introduction are Classic!

  • @WalterKimaro
    @WalterKimaro 4 년 전 +4

    3:30 should've been starving artist

  • @stephenbray9816
    @stephenbray9816 4 년 전

    Shots Fired! 😂😂😂

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 4 년 전

    One of the best meanwhile intros ever! 😲👏👏

  • @Jetfox967
    @Jetfox967 4 년 전 +3

    Cocaine Santa sweater, that sounds like something that would exist in Florida

    • @momcatwoo
      @momcatwoo 4 년 전

      Nonsense. You malign the good people of Florida. They don’t wear sweaters.

  • @Razputin217
    @Razputin217 4 년 전 +8

    I’ve gotta give some props to the Late Show writers, it must’ve taken a Herculean effort to run the piece about the KFC firelog and NOT make it a Trump joke.

  • @robbingcars9140
    @robbingcars9140 4 년 전

    That was the best opening to Meanwhile yet

  • @meganteresa6204
    @meganteresa6204 4 년 전 +2

    Omg! I absolutely love that. Damn, i need that sweater in my life asap.

  • @KL005
    @KL005 4 년 전 +4

    STEPHEN COLD BEAR

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 4 년 전 +16

    Well, that explains why Colombia is Santa’s first stop every Christmas!
    Either Modern “Art” is crap, or I have 1 million dollars worth of Bananas in my kitchen.

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 4 년 전 +4

      That modern art will be crap...

    • @TooBadThatDidntKillMe
      @TooBadThatDidntKillMe 4 년 전

      Performance Artist: Someone who behaves like a total douchebag and expects to be applauded for it.

    • @rossclark9155
      @rossclark9155 4 년 전

      @@TooBadThatDidntKillMe

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 4 년 전 +3

      Your comment is myopic and displays a fundamental ignorance of art. Try going to a modern art museum...you’ll see that this in no way representative of the works the vast majority of collections.

  • @alioxinfree
    @alioxinfree 4 년 전 +2

    oh MAN. a whoville rhyme Suess-like intro to Meanwhile?!😂

  • @christianbass5764
    @christianbass5764 4 년 전

    1:45 dame those pupils son 😂😂

  • @Tanzia911
    @Tanzia911 4 년 전 +107

    Life feels so meaningless when Colbert is off air :(

    • @glassturf5584
      @glassturf5584 4 년 전 +11

      meanwhile...

    • @Tanzia911
      @Tanzia911 4 년 전 +1

      @@ichijofestival2576 I felt like the need to clarify that I don't. But that makes me seem even more like a train nerd doesn't it?

    • @nagisadies7967
      @nagisadies7967 4 년 전 +1

      No.

  • @jaylowry4082
    @jaylowry4082 4 년 전 +3

    Any chance to reference Even Stevphen, he will take it.

  • @Fakan
    @Fakan 4 년 전

    So great to see him referencing Steven Carrel again. XD

  • @vladimirenlow4388
    @vladimirenlow4388 4 년 전

    That intro was art. Probably the best "Meanwhile" lead0in of all time.

  • @nancymesek
    @nancymesek 4 년 전 +9

    Anyone old enough to remember the Cheech and Chong story of Santa and his reindeer? LOL

    • @PrisonKilljoy
      @PrisonKilljoy 4 년 전

      * "reindeers"

    • @Birdbike719
      @Birdbike719 4 년 전

      a little more for Santa Claus, a little more for Santa Claus...

    • @dylanmacaya9166
      @dylanmacaya9166 4 년 전 +1

      I love that story (& everything else they ever did!) the special ingredient for the reindeer to fly as well as for Santa to endure the night was of course, magic dust! "Oh wow man, I can dig it!"

    • @Magnetron33
      @Magnetron33 4 년 전

      Yeah I think they did that bit in 72 at Bull Island Rock festival. It was raining so I walked under the stage and listened from there.

    • @stephenguess
      @stephenguess 4 년 전

      Magic Dust man!!!!

  • @PryorSebastian
    @PryorSebastian 4 년 전 +7

    Pigs in blankets , isn’t that just a sausage roll?

    • @Bensonrocks
      @Bensonrocks 4 년 전 +2

      Yeah, basically, only it's Americanized. Pigs in blankets are mini hotdogs wrapped in biscuit (American biscuit) dough, and baked.

    • @DA-js7xz
      @DA-js7xz 4 년 전

      No, its slaughtered 3 month old piglets.

  • @57June
    @57June 4 년 전

    The Meanwhile intro was excellent! Well done for the composing writer(s).👏👏👏👍😂😂

  • @bbeautifulporsche
    @bbeautifulporsche 4 년 전

    Lmaoooo I’m done with these people lol 😆

  • @snowstrobe
    @snowstrobe 4 년 전 +35

    The intro gets ever longer, this one is 50 sec...

    • @YTWanderer
      @YTWanderer 4 년 전 +4

      I always skip to the 1st bit.

    • @snowstrobe
      @snowstrobe 4 년 전 +2

      @@YTWanderer Same

    • @MW-pb2gf
      @MW-pb2gf 4 년 전 +1

      Y’all are soulless automatons. This intro was the stuff of legends.
      (And was less than 40 seconds long but hey, don’t let accuracy get in your way or anything...)

    • @YTWanderer
      @YTWanderer 4 년 전

      @@MW-pb2gf I just watched it due to your appraisal. I want my 40 seconds back 😝

    • @snowstrobe
      @snowstrobe 4 년 전 +1

      @@MW-pb2gf You do you, boo. For me it is tiresome, I just want him to get to the stories. And you need to look again, because he then takes another 10 secs soaking up the applause and repeating the same 'they love it' line... before getting to the actual stories.

  • @kokbasE
    @kokbasE 4 년 전 +10

    "PH" Stephen's are good people? Really? You mean like Stephen Miller?

  • @lettyramirez
    @lettyramirez 4 년 전

    Best fucken intro to "meanwhile" ever!!!