NASA's Thrilling Mars Landing Is The Good News Pandemic-Weary America Needs
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- 게시일 2024. 04. 18.
- The American people, who have been bombarded by bad news over the past year, were delighted by the thrilling images beamed back from Mars this week as NASA's Perseverance rover made a successful landing on the Red Planet. #Colbert #Impeachment #Monologue
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I have to admit it. I shed a little tear every time I see a room full of engineers and scientists watch their life's work fulfilled.
I cried too!! That was powerful. 😭
Now just imagine the emotion when we finally land astronauts there
there gonna have more of these works.
Me too! I feel like I'm there with them.
Imagine their tears when they realize that they spent billions of dollars to reach Mars only to find out that there's nothing there.
They're only looking for natural resources under the Martian surface to exploit for corporate profits.
There aren't any oceans or trees or grass or potential for anything on Mars. There's nothing there. It's a dead planet. Why does anyone want to colonize a world that can't support life?
Not only is there a rover on Mars... but a helicopter! A fruckin' helicopter! 10 year old me is doing cartwheels.
and given Mars' thin atmosphere that has to be one high tech helicopter
@@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 Well.. it's a tech test.. it may not even get off the ground.. but still.. fingers crossed!
MUCH BETTER TO SPEND TRILLIONS OF TAXDOLLARS IN SPACE RATHER THAN FIXING AMERIKKKA the 4th world nation with the most crimes, most police state, a million homeless, most mass shootings, etc!
Oh right: COLBERT IS EMPLOYED BY....CBS owned by....WALL ST.
Perfect math!
@@dumpygoodness4086 America's military budget is currently 732 billion US dollars.
America's NASA budget is currently $22.6 billion.
Where the fuck did you get "trillions of tax dollars"? You're angry at the wrong people. Please do the BARE MINIMUM amount of research before you make yourself look like an absolute clown.
Go back to injecting your bleach under your infrared lights with your tinfoil hat on to stop the aliens from reading your thoughts and leave the rest of the world alone.
@@dumpygoodness4086 not a single thing you said is even remotely true, except for the mass shootings part (and the homeless, but there are countless smaller countries that have more homeless).. actually look it up. and then go crawl back up daddy Trump's kiester!
My 3 yr old is sitting in the back seat singing "let's all go to the hospital"
You are a good parent.
The only thing I'll miss when the pandemic is over, is the pix of that cute little ball with all the spikes on it, bouncing around. Did they have to make Corona so cute?
This is so sweet, thanks for the post.
It wasn’t just a failure of leadership, it was pure negligence.
What a bunch of phonies.
The fact that Merrick Garland had to talk about his family’s persecution by nazis to a room with neo-nazi’s makes me fucking ungodly amounts of furious
@Frank Silvers maybe on the most superficial of facades. The reasons matter dont they
@Frank Silvers If you can't see the neo-nazi themes running through the republican party by now you never will
@@tweetybird4900 nope. The far right are the Nazis now.
@Frank Silvers ! Hitler was a Fascist, not a Socialist! Taking citizens in.mass roundups to concentration camps and forcing your citizens to Mass Produce Weapons and planes for invading other countries is Fascism!
Not Socialism! Democratic Docialism
Means more of your government spending is solving your Countries problems! Not giving it to the wealthiest citizens!
@Frank Silvers terrorism is all about Trump's flock. The FBI doesn't call BLM or Antifa terrorist threats. It does call white supremacists the US #1 terror threat. "The left" isn't censoring anyone either.
Makes me so happy to know that Stephen is happy along with us. I have the great privilege to work with Miguel San Martin. He's an amazingly brilliant and talented engineer but he's also just an all around fantastic guy, too. He expressed what so many of us at JPL and NASA feel everytime we have a successful launch/landing/mission.
Why was he at home? It seems like he should have been there with everyone else.
@@ValerieJNorse Check out NASA's stream of the event. They too had to take precautions due to the pandemic. Mr. Martin could well be considered a member of the high risk group. He surely would have wanted to be there celebrating with his teammates, but that wasn't possible on this mission. There was even serious concerns about whether they would launch in 2020, but they found a way to work through all the challenges of the situation. What a great positive story and success in the midst of adversity. Now that's perseverance!
@@FredPlanatia -- Thank you for letting me know. I wondered if it had to do with the pandemic. But hey, at least he got to see it happen and NASA included his private celebration with the others!
@@ValerieJNorse most of us are working from home due to COVID. Only the most essential people were there for the landing. There are well over a thousand people that worked on Perseverance and only about 30 or so were in Mission Control for the landing.
You folk are so incredibly impressive!. "I need my space!" 😃🙏 👋👋👋
"Who's operating the space laser?"...I'm dead
Looks like Stephen was legitimately moved by the Mars footage. I love that he is such a nerd
And the nerds shall inherit the earth
Why is it a big deal to land a rover on Mars? There are several of them already there.
It should have been humiliating to Hawley and others, to have Garland so emotional and grateful to this country. But Hawley, apparently, doesn't feel any emotion but anger.
Now, now... sometimes he feels weaselly or smug.
And maybe not even that. Trump used to feign the anger that would make his cultists feel like he cared about them, and it was absolutely clear to anyone else that he cared about nothing but himself. Hawley may be the same way.
You've dropped a magnificent clue my main man. Which is the answer to "what awakens a nascent conscience?" Not sure 'humiliation' will survive examination for candidate as that missing link. Oh, now I remember. It's solid boundaries as to what is and is not allowed.
@@ValerieJNorse That is a very sociopathic response, so yeah, this is the new Republican bully-boi proto-fascist. Tiki Torches, manufactured rage and white jingoism.
@@thesoundsmith : They literally are Fascists now. They don’t tolerate opposition of any kind. “Lock her up,” started BEFORE trump took office, remember? For just BEING his opponent. Primaries for any GOP member who disagrees with Donny, from the outset. And he’s STILL using that threat. Then they tried to Cancel our election. Trump invented Cancel Culture, and we came 74 million votes close to a fascist dictatorship. We can never be allowed to forget that. THEY can never be allowed to forget that ✌️
Merrick Garland cried because his family had to flee anti-Semitism. Brett Kavanaugh cried "I like beer".
To be fair, it was the unfamiliar sensation of being briefly held accountable for his actions that brought on the tears.
Republicans cry cuz they like antisemitism as much as Kav likes beer.
@@lostpony4885 To be fair, I've never consumed beer the way Brett Kavanaugh has... maybe I'd love it enough to cry, too. I just love that part of Trump's legacy is our first butt-chugging Supreme Court Justice.
And don't forget his...☝️.....his, his dad's 🥺🥺.... calendars...😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@IAmSuzyQ Turned out his father was alive and well, I didn't think so at the time. Still creepy.
"It's all chronicled in the new series 'The Real Asswipes of Beverly Hills'!"
LMFAO...Perfect!
1969: "It's one small step for man..."
2021 "Is a frucking a thing?"
Man, I wish we could find intelligent life on THIS planet!
have you seen what some octopi do?? we're not the most intelligent in a lot of ways lol. just the ones with electricity.
@@aftersexhighfives I was thinking whales and elephants.
It's there... kind of... a lil lol
They've found _microbial life_ on Mars and it ain't Herpes.
LOL
That man getting excited about the Mars sound is so wholesome!
He celebrates the river landing, not the sound.. lol.. honest mistake .
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Not gonna lie, I cried like a baby when I saw Mr. San Martin's reaction. What a tremendous accomplishment! I want to be like Mr. San Martin when I grow up! That's what an influencer is!
Bravo Mr San Martin and bravo to all of those who made history both on Earth and on Mars.
(Still crying!!!)
It really pains me to hear people talking about how their families came here and were protected with so much gratitude and realizing that today's GOP would have turned them away.
We did turn them away, sadly. This is not new.
There are 140 republican senators who don't deserve to live in the US because they tried along with Trump to overthrow the govt on January 6th.One of them Ted Cruz should have stayed in Mexico, except they would have thrown him back.
@@alex35agm Damn right they would've kicked Cruz out. Mexico don't want no Murican bad hombres
This administration wouldn't have.
no, if the GOP had their way they would have shot them at the border... thats something Trump actually wanted to do, and Republicans supported his saying that...
In the post covid colbert late show, can we keep the back and forth with the wife/producer/director/camera guy behind the camera moments. It's really great, and my favorite part of the current colbert late show.
That thing Stephen does with his eyebrows is straight up sorcery 😂
I think Steven Colbert is an alien...he's hilarious.
the ads? old men crying?
I just wanna thank whoever does the editing for the youtube clips for consistently including the little bits where Stephen interacts with everyone behind the camera, especially the banter over the jokes. I laugh just as hard at that as I do over the jokes themselves
They heard the first sound from Mars and it was "Hey Humans,get off my lawn!"
The ONLY thing I miss about Trump tweets...
"Dot dot dot, dot dot dot dot dot." -Stephen Colbert
Me too. Colbert’s imitations. But it’s good to not hear Trump anymore (knock on wood),..
You read my mind, lol.... Hope he does a compilation of the dot, dot dot... That would be Epic...😂
I can't wait until I'm old and half reminiscing about that to kids who were born after the 2020s
@@zx1048216 It's gonna be hard to get them to believe all the stories we'll have to tell from the days of Trump, because they're just SO CRAZY.
When he said, "grab em by the pussy.", when he altered a hurricane map with a Sharpie, the "very fine people on both sides" thing, when he suggested that we inject disinfectants into our bodies, that time he wanted to trade Puerto Rico for Greenland, and offering Kim jong-un a ride on Air Force One, his "rigged election" lie, and then the MAGA Insurrection.... And that's just the tip of the iceberg; there are hundreds of not thousands more stories just as nuts.
I feel so bad for the people who will be tasked with writing about Trump's presidency in history books. Obviously they can't include them all, or the book would be 10 times thicker than the Biden family Bible; BIGLY thick! So I wonder which stories will make the cut...🤷🏼♀️ It'll read like fiction to anyone who didn't actually live through it.
@@IAmSuzyQ lol let's hope they at least live in a time where his horribleness isn't unimpressive. I'd hate to look back on Trump with nostalgia because of whoever we have then
74 million Americans voted that this kind of death toll is ok. Thats a worry.
Use that fact to mobilize people. Nothing gets people to vote like anger.
Well how many Republicans will be around to vote in 2024.......fake everything....that's all they understand
Every death would have been avoided if humans stopped ignoring scientists and ate plant-based. Has nothing to do with who the president is. It has to do with every carnist ignoring compassion and science.
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@@starscreamofvos I'm ok with that.
"otherwise, WHOS OPERATING THE SPACE LASER" that fricken got me
*frucken
We all need that kind of joy in our lives, the Mars Rover Joy
I *_really_* identify with that firework.
Kaboom.
OK, Katy Perry
your wife's giggles honestly make me so happy. Your love is truly, couple goals.
I'm gonna miss her laughter when y'all get to go back to the theater.
They should put a mic on her so we can hear her laughter because she really completes his show
@@rdc2021 👍
@@rdc2021 Yes!
but I won't miss the tens of hundreds of comments about his wife's giggle.
That studio is in the teather as
well.
My heart goes out to you America - so many needless deaths - drumpf and his cronies should be held accountable - much love from New Zealand xx 🥺😢
Thank you. We again feel hopeful.
Stephen casually drops the Konami Code like that... Shows he's truly one of us !
i've gotten too tired to process being tired
First Martian asks Second Martian .... " Did you order something from Amazon ? "
"Marvin, the neighbours have thrown some trash over the fence again..."
12:18 Me, when the election was called for Biden
♡♡
😂
@@tonioshea9870 same, and I’m not even American 😂.
I'll never get tired of the pure joy and excitement shown by the team whenever a space thing is successful
Didn't watch live but the clip of everyone in the control room jumping up and cheering? And this guy moved to tears? Legends
Wow, that speech from Garland was absolutely beautiful - that was so genuine
Firecracker in French = petard - literally, 'thing that farts', making the farting firework a caricature of itself.
One British word for fart is Trump.
He's been hoisted on his own petards.
@@ThePinkBinks 😂😂😂
Beeble Brox Shouldn't that be 😂😂👍👍👍?
comes from 'péter' = to fart
In practical terms, a petard is a small bomb for blowing holes in walls. Breaching charge so they can get at you.
The French do so love to fart in your general direction.
The Mars landing has been inspirational, and it's given me a sense of hope, of finding my keys.
🤣
Seeing the engineer so overcome with frucking (we're all doing this joke now) emotion was so uplifting. His life's work, his dream unfolding before his eyes in real time. Wonderful.
I cried at the end from his reaction to the Mars landing. So proud.
I'm sorry, that firework, made my year, that firework was everything I needed, thank you, thank you stephen colbert
i'm making it into a gif and short video I can constantly use on whatsapp
Yeah it made me truly happy to!🥰
It was the biggest smile of this episode for me too.
Yes, it's iconic 😂
This is so beautiful, the last president never stopped to honor or grieve those who died due to his downplaying of the virus. So glad things are changing.
The old man celebrating the mars landing is officially the purest and most wholesome thing on the internet.
It lifted my heart.
I love when he emphasizes the proper article to use with "history" AN! historic moment.
I'm just going to choose one thing to react to- something positive- well done NASA! honestly seeing the head engineer celebrate is so visceral and I almost cried too. So much time and work and resources to accomplish this mission, and with a history of challenges and obstacles in space exploration. . . I can't imagine all that he and the NASA team must be feeling right now. ♡
Also I'm glad we have a potential AG who can help stop this cult of racists.
I like the way you think.
Bravo.
I think I remember that guy from the mission control room footage of the Viking lander!?!
@@sharonmullins1799 lol is this the actual channel replying to me? Unsure what it has to do with my comment but that's cool dude, good for you 😎👌. Also love seeing the name eve, I feel like the names eve and evie don't show up that often. :)
I actually did cry happy tears, very unexpectedly. Apparently I needed a giid cry at something happy for a change
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see the problem is the "follow the new rules" thats... not going to happen
your procedures depend on people doing that last bit. good luck. you'll need it.
"Still better than last year's theme: Giving the flag the clap."
🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for getting us through this pandemic with your show! I only started watching your show during the pandemic but known you from strangers with candy. I've missed so much!! I just wanted to say thank you, thank you, and thank you! It brings a smile every day to watch your show! Also, I think your crew laughing in the background makes the shows funny instead of an audience.
If you can get away with swearing by adding an extra r then there is no need to bleep that shirt ever again!
I mean frick has been a thing for ages and it’s only one letter off.
@@jonathanaviles549 ....fick?
You mean that shrit. Frucking get it right. It's not a garment.
I've recently noticed profanity filters are language-specific. So use kurva instead of fruck, it is polish.
Your comment made me remind this bit by Tim Minchin: krplus.net/bidio/qrKbaah_nqKzaWk
Refreshing to see a president with compassion
Bare minimum, it should be. And yet, so refreshing
I don’t like Trump that is for sure but you know what ? I think I prefer crassness to sanctimony, and at the end of the day it’s a lot less harmful.
I need my daily dose of Stephen! A much-needed combination of laughter, tears, and relief. Thank you Stephen!!!
This episode was amazing. Thank you for helping me process, stay informed, and survive. That whiplash of laughter, to tears of empathy, back to laughter, to tears of shared joy, that was a frucking rollercoaster of emotion.
The Konami code on late night television. My inner child just had his mind blown.
If you do the Konami code while signing up for the vaccine you get 10 extra doses.
We need those extra lives if we want to beat the orange falcon
I got a nerdgasm.
Most people, at least most young people, girls and boys, play video games.
It's mainstream. Finally.
Let's face it. The Konami Code is the only way we're going to beat the virus without a Game Genie.
If you listen closely to the audio from Mars, you can hear the words "Oh goody!! My illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator."
being uttered. 😆
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
@@Electricshrock
Bugs Bunny: "Eh, pardon me, Doc. But could you rent me a u-driving flying saucer. I got to get back to the Earth."
Marvin the Martian: "The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds."
Bugs Bunny: "Eh, pardon me again, Doc. But just what did you mean by that crack about the Earth being gone?"
Marvin the Martian: "Oh, I'm going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus." 😆
"I'm Done!!!" (sound of door slam, car peeling off) 🤣🤣🤣
The old scientist so happy about the Mars landing just reminds me to follow your passion. That isn't a job for him, that's his life and passion.
If republicans were in charge of the Mars rover, it would have exploded on liftoff and they'd blame the space lasers. 😅😂
No they will blame who they always blame when they get caught braking the laws they blame us Democrats who are completely totally absolutely innocent.
Lol Don't give them any ideas 😂😂
I mean. They were? It was launched back in July, under a Republican NASA administrator.
Development goes all the way back to the Obama Administration, it uses hardware from the Bush/Obama Curiosity program...
The timescales for space development are too long to really pin things down to one administration or another.
💯💯💯💯
@@vonschlesien you’re exactly right, and that’s the point. Not everything needs to be politicized. The Perseverance is a fantastic example of people - just people - working together for a common purpose. It’s so heartening.
The red and white parachute bears a message in binary: "Dare Mighty Things"
Is this true??? If so, that is so cool.
@@The_Serpent_of_Eden its in binary code.
@@cmdraftbrn i read that, but I dont know binary code, so I wondered, "is this some crazy conspiracy about a coded secret message in a NASA mission?" Cuz that sounded a little QAnon-ish. But I've done some research and it seems some nerd at NASA did it, which is amazing.
@@The_Serpent_of_Eden It's the motto of Jet Propulsion Laboratory
@@LolUGotBusted ah, very cool! Thanks!
When Garland cries, it's heart-wrenching and sincere.
When Kavanaugh cries, it's because someone is trying to hold him accountable. And somehow he's not the worst person on the Supreme Court.
Thank you for Alejandro, that's going to keep me going all day :)
I just wanna get back to the no good I was up to before this whole thing started
Best comment ever..🤣👍🏼 MEE TOOO..
Lol me too
I frucking love this show
Fruck yeah!
I agree, its unfrucking believable. Ya!@#
Mr. Garland would have to know he'll be prosecuting people who are of the same ilk as those who persecuted his grandparents.
I will say this as an engineering major there is nothing more satisfying than your project working
Haaaaaaaay! Kaboom. That's me at the start of each morning and how I end the day. 😂
The wet fart was the best. Like that was the icing on the cake.
marie sia wet fart, too?
@@pike666db nah, just loud 😂
The man helped land a robot on Mars, he can say whatever the fruck he wants!
Not one, but four. Proud engineer! 🥲
Damn right, he can! Anyone who has quarterbacked FOUR successful Mars rover missions is an engineering god and should be permitted to do most anything he wants! 👏
@@scottrowe533 You're frucking right about that! 😃
Fruck Yeah!
Landing on Mars is a genuinely great achievement, so congratulations NASA. You did good.
"This is so exciting, it's like I'm there! I can almost taste Matt Damon's poop potatoes"😂💀💀
Lmaoo if u know u know😂
Matt's space shit spuds! At a walmart near you
That's not just coffee in the mug! He's gotta couple fingers of booze in that bad boy!
Haven't we all?
@@markwhitmore9326 3 fingers of weed in the bag. does that count?
I sure do. 🥂
that comment is to be followed by the visual joke of displaying the index finger and pinkie on the side of the container, "these two fingers"
One day a Martian will stumble on one of the rovers, and run back to the cave, screaming that he was right all along... The humans are coming to get revenge for all that probing!
Aliens have been coming to Earth ever since we learned to split the atom. Facts....
@@imnegan5047 "Facts" 😶
@@linden5165 yes it is a fact that aliens have been coming here for a long time. And something for you to ponder upon is this.....what if aliens are the ones that put us here to begin with???
@@imnegan5047 calling something a fact doesn't actually make it one
@@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 it is a fact when there are plenty of documentation of aliens coming here....and try to explain the UFOs that crashed in roswell. What about the aliens that was in those crafts and was sent to columbus ohio months after they was recovered from the wreckage. Do some research and you can find all of this out on your own if you don't believe me. It's all out there.
And just in the past few days, I could NOT get that damn "Let's Go Out to the Lobby' out of my head. Thanks.
The engineer at the end got me crying. Thanks for the soul juice Stephen and co. 🥰👍
We spend billions on aircraft carriers preparing for a fight with the Soviet Union but couldn't spend a dime on preparing for an inevitable pandemic.
Or climate change for that matter
@A.C. A.
The stockpile was kinda low when he arrived, but it was his failing to not even attempt to replenish it.
trump disbanded the US pandemic response team in 2018. We had plans and resources set aside for this very situation, and trump axed it....
@@cameronrudolph5919
I am aware. But the rest of us let him get away with it without a word. Now try axing one of those shiny new Gerald R. Ford class aircraft carriers. Try shutting down coal and oil subsidies. Or as we've seen, the greatest sacred cow yet, Keystone XL.
And billions on nuclear weapons while we bury the spent Uranium in caves that will take thousands of years to lose its toxicity. The research that went into warning future races of people off if they discovered it is fascinating.
3:21 There will be a day where I won't laugh at a farting firework. That day is not today.
Mr. Martin’s reaction is my happy today! Congratulations!
I love the back and forth between Stephen and the crew.
I keep thinking CPAC is one of those things you hook up to your face at night.
Lol
Don't breathe in too deeply. CPAC is not good for your respiratory system (or overall health)
you could be right, since I started using mine, I've become crankier and angrier at the stupidity flooding the zeitgeist and harming civility. Mindfulness keeps me calm when all around me has collapsed into chaos and 30yos daring each other to eat a booger
OMG! I don't know why this comment made me laugh so hard😂
Hmmm it reminds me of a 5 day antibiotic....
I'm praying for the families who lost loved ones in our nation from this virus. God Bless America and God bless everyone!!
That number is so big it's hard to wrap my head around it.
500000 of my fellow Americans gone.
I weep.😪
Remember when Trump said a fraction of a percent of Americans dying is an acceptable loss? Pepperidge Farms remembers. (500,00 is 0.00167% of the US population so that falls nicely inside his margin of ‘acceptable losses.’)
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You know it is a good segment when when Stephen has to constantly check in with the crew to make sure they are ok. Heh
Thank you, Production team!! Hearty laugh :3
I’m doing great Stephen. Good to see you as well!
That rover touchdown was the best thing I have seen.
That firework is the mood.
This was a great monologue today, nice work!
My Mom was ahead of her time. She took me to The Sound of Music, 2001 A Space Odyssey, and Patton in my preteen years.
I took my kids to see "Jaws". I didn't know how intense it was, but they have never let me forget it!
@@margo3367 I understand. At that point I was a late teen and Jaws was one of my earlier date movies. My mom is exempt from any consequences of seeing that particular film.
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Stephen Cobert managed to insert the Konami code in the monologue. Well done
Thank you for uploading. I had the chance to view a rocket launch in 2018. Memorable experience. I shared a pretty fun montage of the trip to my page.
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Young Pharaoh was too busy walking across his flat Earth to attend 🤣🤣🤣
Liam has particular set of skills that the writers are so afraid they can't laugh at it
Especially if they are people of colour.
Steven, you've been rather emotional lately. Just don't leave us okay?! Loving the show. Ans loving you at home or in the one small room, less makeup. It's more real and raw. Fans are loving you!
F'n hilarious,
this episode was gold from start to finish!!
I laughed so damn much my kids thought some
old man was crying in the office ;)
Meanwhile, while Capitol police were detailing their accounts, Cruz was looking at his phone.
And Johnson was just flipping a pen or marker in his hands. They're so deplorable.
Probably booking his next trip to Mexico.
Planning that "family trip", eh?
Unless you physically take away his phone and smash it against the wall, you're not going to accomplish anything.
Unless you physically stop Fascists from trying to destroy Democracy, Fascists will continue to try to destroy Democracy.
2020 Trump: "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
2021 Trump: "Prison. Guard. Jumpsuit. Cell. Bars."
👍ACED IT!
Right on. Truer words you couldn’t of said it better
@@sharonkritz7335 Thanks Sharon! I would have gone with "Jumpsuit. Shower. Soap. Bubba. Pain." but I didn't want to be crude. 🤷🏼♀️
@@IAmSuzyQ ok u said it better and funny thanks for the laugh just hoping we have the last laugh and he goes to prison for tax evasion.
@@IAmSuzyQ, yes, we wouldn’t want to be crude, would we?
Invëst in bit-cøin,buy stöck, foréx markët Just invëst and savé yourself
I like the soundlessness of Mars. Peaceful.
The Marksman. I've already seen it on the tiny isle I live on. Saw it over a month ago. Great movie
My friend works at a nursing home so she got the vaccine. Headache, chills and vomiting for 1 day as we expected. She feels much better now since her body has done it's thing.
Apparently the 2nd dose is often worse.
Got ticked off by a co worker going back and forth on getting the vaccine bc her friend got a fever. It’s temporary symptoms vs actual illness and long term damage.
Wow. I work for a health system so I've gotten vaccinated and know several people who have. This is the worst reaction I've heard about yet.
A lot of people talk about headaches, some describe it as like a hangover, some said a mild fever.
I personally only had a sore arm after the first dose. After the second, I did have some chills.
I don't know anyone who talked about vomiting.
Did your friend have covid?
My mother also works for a different health system that got mass vaccinated and she mentioned that her one co-worker who contracted covid had a much worse reaction than everyone else who didn't. She didn't say exact symptoms, but that it was bad enough that they called out of work.
the surprising thing is that every 70 yr old man is not weeping.
I'm sure some are
One of them is playing a lot of golf.
@Jay Bee Nice try, Obama isn't even 60 yet
@Jay Bee not more than the orange nightmare, and damn sure not when disaster was afoot.
@Jay Bee No, he didn't. You can look it up.
Cool to see now! Great video now! Keep up the good work now! Be well now!
It’s so sweet to see these old men cry... it’s a sign of humanity
Hi person scrolling through comments!!! Now before you keep scrolling on down just remember this!....
Donald duck never wears pants...but when he gets out of the shower he wraps a towel around his waist!? WTH is up with that!?
it because it peen only shows when his feathers are wet duh
its lke the pluto paradox. or why would goofy walk his pet dog, he's a dog aswell.
To dry himself! Occam’s razor.
They have a microphone on Mars for the first time. Wonder what kind of Martian action it will pick up...
All your base are belong to us
I wish it'd capture curiosity's happy birthday song, but maybe we get to hear perseverance's
"Whoosh"
I believe they’ve already released some sounds.
2020 made Colbert funnier and more on point. I remember his appearance on O'reilly Report years ago and he knows how to keep performing without a live audience.
It's REALLY good to see YOU!