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Michael: No more knock knock jokes, that's it
Jim: Ding Dong
Michael: :-0 Who's There
KGB
@@kzop2847 KGB wh......*gets slapped*
😂😂😂😂
Kgb answers to noone!
Kaizoloren OP, Dwight get the door
I love how Michael makes Toby record because he doesn’t want to include him
lmao yesss
😂
😂😂😂
It was probably my fourth time watching it until I realised that.
He’s so mean Toby 😂 like when michael made Dwight go and take Tobys Christmas present back off him
My favorite opening scene is when Dwight starts a fire and everyone freaks out trying to escape. I love when Angela asks Oscar to pull her up into the ceiling and then when she throws the cat and it falls through the ceiling.
Stress relief part 1 is potentially the best episode they ever did! Best cold open and best episode for sure
Today , smoking will save lives
Save Bandit
Heather Klosterkemper my favorite part of that cold open was when Andy says, “THE FIRES SHOOTING AT US”.
Today, smoking is gonna save lives
Im kinda impressed with kevin coming up with "satchel" almost instantly when stanly asks.
Back then he was smart. They really murdered his character hard
@@trequor He got dumber but it's ridiculous to say he was smart.
@@TheStraightGod He was a poker champion. And a competent accountant in the earlier seasons.
Sings while drumming which most people find hard
trequor
It’s because they had to up their dumb jokes throughout the season
“Jan made me breakfast... Well, she bought the milk” one of my fav office lines and that’s saying a lot lol
And it's soy lmao
i love that seen it’s soo funny
iTs SoY
Lol facts I always say that when I have cereal
3:48 "I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ON THE INTERNET" *literally* *making* *a* *documentary* *that* *will* *go* *on* *television*
er, yeah that's a good line everybody, the writers included, totally got, i.e. - that's the fucking joke.
@@Intedujag are people just not allowed to enjoy jokes and good writing
Television is not the internet
@@KaneRobot It is now.
You must be fun at parties
it just hit me, dwight probably thought they were singing "no body" instead of "nobody" and that's why he pulled out his knife.
it's a pretty dwight thing to do
Lol. I never thought about it that way. Now i will never hear it the same haha
Omg i love this HAHAHA hope its like that.
@@Abigail-ht6kt sameeeeeeeee
Omg that makes so much sense
Boboddy. BOBODDY.
"Now, this baby will be related to Michael through... Delusion."
Jim is the best character
When you realize that Jim is the only sane one of the bunch. Well Pam, too, maybe.
Dwight* 2nd is between Jim and Michael
Micheal is the best if he is not the show doesnt pop
@@tonyclark1011 fax, I just rewatched the office for abt the 9th time and every time I rewatch I appreciate Michael more and more
I like all of you guys in this reply chat bc I know soon there will be ppl attacking this comment saying jim is a jerk (like what?) so I appreciate yall. Jims my fav and pam dwight and Michael are right after
Cameraman is an underrated cast member
Toby: am I joke to you
*camera lady,*
It was at 666 and i liked it so it was at 667
Peter Hall Thank you solider
It’s SOY
Cup of OJ: Stanley sleeps
Naked Andy: Stanley sleeps
Michaels teeth: Stanley sleeps
Clock being slow: *Hold on a minute*
That's our Stanley
Stanley wasn't sleeping, he was playing a paper game.
Probably a cross word puzzle thing
Pretzel day
Thanos Penguin dwight holding a horse Stanley: bye
I like the one where Jim convinces Dwight he has telekinetic powers 😂
Brian May is the sweet to my cheese thats s3 e2
@@InTenZeGamingHD nope it was S2 E22 or 23 it was Casino Night.
Love your profile pic 😂
@ReganV same lmao
And a vampire
Jim: "The KGB waits for no one!"
Dwight: *visibly upset but remembering that it's technically still his joke* "It's true"
Maybe Stanley notices, but he just doesn’t care. It’s just the office norm.
Yeah I get the feeling that he just doesn't give a fuck
He secretly prefers Jim's orange juice over coffee.
That's my thoughts exactly.
That's the whole point of the character.
I think at one point Stanley actually says this 😂
The way Dwight says "Butter! New borns are slippery" gets me everytime!
Nice touch.
Lily B good.
Buddha this bread for me
@@BartolinoCatlet’s try it again!
Michael: "No more knock knock jokes"
Jim: "Ding Dong"
Michael: *Looks at Jim with excitement*
Lol no one could replace Micheal
4:27 Jim awkwardly hopping around
Anastasia Orel me when ever we do anything with dancing
Your last resort ....
There good greif just ask Charlie Brown
I think he's suppose to be doing the pogo. Maybe Jim has some punk roots.
DANG IT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
Actually both pam and jim were hopping
My favorite is when Jim tells Pam the updog joke and Michael keeps trying to do it then he finally gets Dwight to say what's up dog and he goes gotcha!
xboxman5ify HAHAHAHAHA
My friends tried to play that joke on me and it took 20 minutes.
I kept asking 'What's that?'.
I just rewatched that episode
Mine is the watermelon baby!
You know it's bad when creed cringes
paperpirate lol
not just bad. really really bad
“Bobody Bobody now what does the ‘B’ stand for?”
@@drewfranks-meinert8461 Biznus
DangerOfStranger 08 IIII LLIKE IT!
I love how jim is just hopping around
He's the kid in this clip on the right side of the video:
krplus.net/bidio/j6ujlYiFfHq1mJg
"He has his NETFLIX sent here to the office" Now let THAT sink in...since it is now 2019. lol
Netflix still lets you rent DVDs though.
its now 2020
@@TheAmericanInfidel wtf why
And now they say they're gonna take The Office off of Netflix. We've come full circle
This didn’t age well
Did anyone else notice the knife flip Dwight does after he gets on top of Philises desk?...Respect
Yeah, but I like jim's version of flipping knife, in the opening halloween where dwight's head get stucked in the pumpkin.
Spelled wrong
Not really impressive
And if you notice Darryl and Angela watching in the back.
@@sangay9361 hey, you killed the fun...
What about when Kevin dropped the chili on the floor? Wasn’t that in the opening? Or when Jim did his Dwight impersonation? Bears! Beets! Battlestar Galactica!
PrinceTrexus Or the one where Dwight starts a “simulated” fire in the office?
I think those were all at the end of an episode.
Tyler DaSilva They were all at the start.
Can't forget Asian Jim
Yeah, like how did the Netflix one make it into this video over ones much more iconic and memorable?
Any body see Jim’s face when Pam said “love you” to stanley
love the avatar go dwight
Lol
4:34 Jim's awkward bobbing in the background is extremely relatable
“Bye Stanley, love you!” 😂 and Dwight standing there with a horse 😂😂
It's a pony, ya uncultured swine. XD
In a mini horse
Elizabeth Ludwig *pony
I just realized that pony looks alot like little sabatision from Parks and Rec. I wonder if it was the same Pony
Lil sabstita
"...i'm not superstitious... but i am a little stitious"
HrHagel I have a shirt with Michael Scott that says that
haha nice. i'd definitely rock one of those aswell.
I feel like Stanley notices everything but he just doesn't care enough to react
4:22 did anyone see how Jim is dancing🤠
Øchiha Uchiha Jim and Phyllis are the extremes in dancing 😂
Just cut out the music and put the Charlie Brown theme over it.
I know it’s so cute
Is that even "dancing"? lol!
that is the whitest dance i've ever seen
I SAID I DIDN’T WANT TO BE ON THE INTERNET
*makes baking channel*
Don’t like keep it at 123
that's what she said
I know quack was heard scorpion 1 87
A.A. Scy\/\/\/\///\\//\\///\\\///\\\ Hahahahahahah
Wut iz duh internet?
If only work was really like this.
If only my job were acting in a hilarious well written and respected TV show.
my job is sorta like this lol
Benjamin Williams lucky
I had a job in machine maintenance that was constantly laughing so hard I couldn't breathe but still worked a lot. One if the best jobs I had.
Im old greg it can be
Imagine having a boss like Micheal. I'm surely not going to do my job.. ever.
It would be a dope ass job but you wouldn't make any money if you're in sales and it's all by commission only
Dwight did ok. Beet farms aren't as cheap to maintain as you might think.
Bears,Beets, Battle star galactic
There are basically 2 schools of thought...
Yet he has the best numbers and sales of all branches go figure.
Phyllis cracking up during the “birth of the watermelon” scene gets me every time! “ I’m screaming I’m screaming I’m screaming!!”
Creed finding pregnancy disgusting but nothing else haha
Ryan I think he's asexual
Cade Harper,
No way
When he eats noodles whilst everyone pukes hahaha
Cade Harper he's bisexual, possibly, he said he had alot of orgies in the 60s
Starman he also didn't want to eat an already dead turkey one time because he thought it was morally wrong
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"The KGB"
"The KGB wh-"
*slap*
"Ve vill ask ze questions!"
Panic! At Hogwarts
Ding dong - Dwight get the door 😀😁😂
WHAT THE HELL WaS ThAT??
KGB isn't German...
My fav one..
@@zrspangle well technically it is because communism got invented in Germany and by a german
I love how happy Jim looks when he holds up the Boogaloo sign. Probably the most wholesome cold open
"Babies are one of my many areas of expertise, growing up I performed my own circumcision"
- Dwight Schrute
later on season 8, when dwight makes sure that Angela's baby is from him, he tells the nurse to cancel the circumcision. in this scene however, he tells that he was circumcised. i wonder if this this kind of a plot mistake?
The one with the KGB gets me every time
It's true.
v oli and when they do it again and Jim says hes in the shower and then schedules it
You can even hear Pam laugh in the background
v oli when Jim says... ding dond
That’s cause the KGB WILL get you.
“He’s gonna try to kill me”
Chris Holth Pam looked cute in that one
8:23
Michael : Andy would you like to have my baby
The weirdest thing I have ever heard
8:39 holup
“I feel very blessed” *RUNS OVER MEREDITH*
It's funny because The Devil Wears Prada is John Krazinski (Jim)'s favorite movie to watch and how he fell in love with his now wife
the Pink Kitty still wish it were Pam
The author of the book on which the movie is based was actually born in Scranton
It’s a full goddamn loop
Heh heh
What kind of cat is in your pfp
The one about Stanley not noticing things is the best
ZythonG he did notice the clock was slow
What episode was this
Eileen season 7 episode 6
weirdough lol that’s cuz the one thing he looks forward to every day when he comes to work is quitting time! 😂
Lol when he reached for his coffee and drank Jim’s orange juice
“RyAn WE’RE DOING A DANCE!!”
“THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE IT IN THIS COUNTRY!!!”
"Michael has his Netflix sent here to the office" Wow, back when Netflix was a "rent a movie" kind of service...
Netflix is still that kind of service...
Reminds me of when Amazon only sold books
@@OfLegendBorn renting and video on demand are two different things. With video on demand you can watch things whenever you want as long as you have your subscriprion, with renting you return them after a period of time. I meant the time when netflix sent you copies of movies by post.
Right!! I was thinking it was ironic that Netflix was mentioned as a DVD rental service and look how much it has pivoted. And streaming The Office ALL of these years later. What a time to be a live 👊🏽👌🏽
@@miledith555 You can still rent dvds from Netflix.
9:18 the way Michael looks at the camera after Dwight zips his pants gets me everytime
the way dwight zips up his pants gets me everytime
9:18 very funny i remember,im on the fence about it being scripted
IAM ANINOU there’s bloopers of it so either it’s scripted or they wanted it to make it in the show
1:30 we not gonna talk about how Kevin acted like he was Phyllis so well that he morphed into her
The Jade Rabbit I NEVER NOTICED THIS. THANK YOU
The Jade Rabbit I think that was a jump cut
@@wrinklchu yea it clearly was lmao
Jin the banana from the left Or Magic, one of the two.
The Jade Rabbit im confused
5:00 lol back when Netflix sent DVDs
They still do...
The Office is no longer on Netflix :-(
@@23igna not til 2021. But still very sad
@@23igna what u talkin bout i just watched it on netflix last week
Savage Shot i watch it on stan
Knock knock
Who’s there
KGB
KGB wh- -
**smack**
*VWE VWILL ASK ZE QWESTIONS*
Gestapo, Scotland Yard, FBI, Spanish Inquisition just don't sound the same
Two dislikes from Angela because she didn't want to be on the Internet
Mohammed Rahil you right tho😂
I said I didn’t want to be on the internet!!!
Two likes for Pam shaking her girls.
Joe Dufour pam is too cute
lmaoo
3:16 Meridith was strapped to him the whole time... How strong is this dude? lol
I'm pretty sure this is all one continuous take. They did it like that on purpose. I don't think they would add any cuts, even for just effect.
There is a chair there
Forget the chair or any sort of cuts. He's carrying her like a backpack even including the proper straps. It doesn't take much strength to carry an even sized human that way, because the weight is mainly carried by your legs and hips.
Um she’s standing until they get right outside the door hahaha. You can see her kick her legs up
Nope at 2:53 you can see him run to the back
"you make it so hard to love you sometimes" hahahahahahahha
Jim instantly resolved everything with Ding Dong. Loved that bit so much. He just wanted to troll Dwight again but in doing so he made Michael and Dwight happy instead of fighting
The best part is the look on Michaels face when Jim says "ding dong", he looks like a little kid just saw his presents under a christmas tree😂. then him and Dwight get so serious over who answers a pretend door 😂
Do every moment Jim looks at the camera
nappyboy15 great idea but so much work
I wonder if the actors have trouble not looking at the camera when they're doing other things.
Or every time they say “That’s What She Said!”
@@PrinceTrexus it already exists.
20 hour video
8:39
"Growing up, I performed my own circumcision"
I have newfound respect for Dwight
"No more knock knock jokes!"
"Ding dong"
I love how instead of Micheal saying “This is what I GET to come home to everyday”, he says”This is what I HAVE to come home to everyday”, like he is forced to live with Jan 😂
HawkRios conpletely wrong meaning
There are different meanings of "have".
I don’t know if that’s what the writers actually intended, but if so, that is very funny.
I never noticed that before! Great point. It is what the writer's had to have met given the way Michael pauses and sighs.
The knock, knock KGB is so underrated.
Pam- That really makes us look unprofessional.
Michael - they would never know it was me doing it 6:16
No parkour?
Aaaaaaaaay?
Michael's injury?
Fire drill?
I call foul sir!!
JPM biomaster Aaaaay! 👈👈 Is by far my favorite intro
Or Asian Jim or Kevin's chilli
Steve Carrel is such an amazing comedian and actor.
In other news, grass is green.
In other news, the sky was discovered to be blue this morning
Debatable
In other news, trees are made out of wood
7:38 This opening, right here, is one of the greatest openings to any TV show ever.
0:36 everyone before 2020
0:52 everyone during 2020
Fact: the office is the best show ever.
Mikkel Rasmussen the first half
zeeotter100 every season until Michael leaves
False, bears, beets, battlestar Galatica
That's' debatable. There are two schools of thought..
You're lying to yourself if you didn't read that comment in Dwight's voice
The best one HAD to be the fake fire, no doubt had me rolling on the floor and should go down for best openings in a show PERIOD
not just best for the office
Surprised it's not here
Exact same thing I was thinking!
Gorillaz and Dota 2 yes definitely when i never had heard of the show my friend showed me that clip and i was dying i was liek whats this show he said the office and now thats my favorite show and episode
Fake fire was alright.
That scene deserves its own video
There are two other videos on this channel with the fake fire opening.
"Our branch on the planet Jupiter is up 8000% in sales!"
At 8:32, the sight of Andy and Dwight undergoing so much pain due to childbirth made Creed cry.
8:47 phyllis breaks character. im screaming im screaming im screaming ahhh
My favorite one is where Jim pretends to be Michael, to help bail Pam out, from talking to the automotive phone salesman. Then Michael walks in on the conversation and Jim starts the Fonzie, "Ayyyyee!" And everyone plays along till the automotive phone guy leaves. Michael's finally in on an inside joke. The look on his face is priceless lol. Easily the best opening of the show
Link? I cant remember this one
Dead eye23
It’s the beginning of the episode Blood Drive (Season 5, episode 18).
@@NoNo-ps8jv thanks!
Dead eye23
No problem.
The way Michaels face looks after he hits Meredith is priceless
Michael: Andy and Dwight are rocking the sales team...
3 seasons later
Andy: I’m a terrible salesman.
I never understood Andy's character. At first we meet him we are led to believe that he is a serious and competent salesperson. When the Stamford branch is shut down he is selected to stay on and transfer to Scranton. You don't think only transfer the best. When he shows up they set him up a rival to Dwight for the number two spot in leadership. Yet as his character ages he becomes one of the worst salesmen in the office. He goes from a person with anger issues, who fanatical about call of duty and punches holes in walls to a wimp who is afraid of physical conflict with Dwight.
It is sad that to keep this show running they had to dumb down the characters and turn them into clowns.
@@conniethesconnie thats why i skip seasons 8 and 9
@@conniethesconnie Andy was a disgusting character from the beginning, he just happened to spiral down on a mid-age crisis that made him even more insufferable.
Any limit to what Dwight can't do? performed his own circumcision 😂
Ahsan Kamal He is unable to pulverize his own kidney stones.
Ahsan Kamal he couldnt ride a bike attached with a printer on a tightrope
I hated that joke. Circumcision is barbaric and only primitive monsters routinely perform it.
Vernedi Woosh.
Vernedi r/woooosh. Fuck off. Some people do it for religious reasons, such as jews. I’m personally atheist, doesn’t mean I’ll judge. And there are benefits. Like having a cleaner penis and lasting longer in bed. Quit judging people’s decisions
WHERE'S KEVIN AND THE CHILI?!?
Honestly clicked for the chili
Dubitz no bears, beets, battlestar galactica
which one is the chili?
Dubitz that's the saddest open :(
The trick is to undercook the onions
0:26 “That’s what i *have* to come home to,” not what he gets to come home to. The subtle difference is hilarious😂
I love Jim’s awkward dancing at 4:27.
i have never pressed something so fast in my life
Marcel A OMG HAAHHHAHAHAHAH
Erin Bess ikrrrrrrr
thats what she said
Omg true
Seeing any of these scenes not followed by the theme song messes with my brain.
I bet Creed was singing:
"Bo bo bo bo, bobbody, bobbody..." Hahaha
HHAHAHHA
Dwight's reaction at 7:30 is seriously underrated. 😂😂😂
“This is how you make it in this country.”
Best line
At 4:22 you can see the top of Dwight’s head pop up a little early.
and phylis try to hide her laughing during the pregnancy one
Lol they made it clear that Dwight wasn’t following their script
What about the opening where Darryl’s grandma died and they gave him a birthday card. That was golden and I never see anyone talk about it.
It's the time to celebrate
8:33 *Haha the look of utter disgust on Creed*
« STEEEEEEAAAAKKKK.... WHERES MY STEEEEEEAAAKK!!!! »
Jack O’Connor get me Armani
parlez vous françias?
What about Asian Jim??? Come on guys, you missed the best one!!
For Belsnickel's sake, JIM IS NOT ASIAN!
You never noticed ? Hats off to you for not seeing race.
what episode is it
@@cyrillalee5347 It is an episode from the Office
@@Awelbeckk wow that SO helpful
Creeds guitar solo is the best part of that lip dub at 3:33
Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if Stanley did notice all those things but didn’t care enough to react.
"That is what I have to come home to."
The sheer frustration on Michaels Face.
2:10 Pam in mustache: “bye Stanley! Love you”
Don't know why, but this is my favorite Stanley miss/ignore.
“STEEEAK!, WHERE’S MY STEAK?!”
🤣🤣🤣
STEAKKKKK, where's my steak? best line ever
Really? Out of 9 whole seasons, something about steak is the "best line ever"
The real fear is when Dwight pulls a knife during a music video
That moment when Michael's eating the butter covered watermelon...
Just the skin is covered with butter but yeah
He signed the watermelon
And Dwights buckling his pants
@@luckirish88 wow he did.
2:52 the way they look at eachother🥰🥰
Michael’s face at 7:18 is prime acting
show someone 9:18 without context
that's quite gay.
That's alotta gay
Now I'm gay
*”this is going to be the happiest day of my life”*
Right guys? 'Cause of gay?
"Best Cold Opening"
FALSE. It does not include Recyclops
Jim's smile when he realizes smth's up at 7:08 got me in stiches
2:15 *Holy crap it's Lil Sebastian!*
8:48 Phyllis losing it 😂