Pat McAfee Reacts To Man Sized Bats From The Philippines
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- 게시일 2020. 06. 28.
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I was stationed in the Philippines in the early 70's, we'd see the bats usually right at dusk. First time seeing was an eye opener for sure.
@Libertate Veritas Yes but not the size of those talked about.
@@rickb4382 I see bats everynight
No One:
July: Interesting
😂😂😂
Forget killer bees, manhunting bats👍🏾
Is it July already where you are or am I just a dumbass because I don't get it
Dont put that out into the universe 😂🤫
Bruh
It’s called a Flying Fox and it’s a very gentle creature that is endangered
“I think the bat has a cigar in his mouth” LMAOO😂
it really does
Dude That’s literally Batman!
Man bat
the pictures are fake.
It’s manbat aka Dr. Langston
That's a bat, man
?
“It just flies through the skies like Avatar” god I love Pat
Pat McAfee will eventually have his own legit talk show somewhere on TV, landing a huge deal.
I wouldn’t do it if I were him because rn he has no restriction and is his own boss, unless he wants a huge bag and is willing to do it
Peyton Stamper ya that’s facts on ig sports pages be getting deals with other companies and it ruins the content
who watches TV nowadays
More than likely HBO or some adult oriented channel/streaming service.
Who would want to be on TV these days? That form of media has been dying for a decade.
That thing looks like a Halloween decoration that is scary
It's a fruit bat. Practically harmless
But the bat still eat fruit
We have manananggal here in the Philippines. This bat can't compare to it.
@@BLaCkKsHeEp Are you sure? That thing has unknown viruses on its body. I do not recommend touching that creature.
this is the most compelling evidence for the legend of Moth Man
"The reason why Pacman is so powerful!"
LmFaO!!!
2020: I'm not even in my final form
Exactly!!!!!
One night, while outside the house, my child told me, excitedly, "Dad, did you see that bat flying around?!" I just dismissed him with, "We really have lots of bats here in the Philippines. Don't get too excited." But if he told me, "It's about your size," I would've ran straight back into our house. 😅
Just imagine walking in your house and Jeepers Creepers is just waiting for you in their
*there. (sorry can't help it, I'm a gaw'damn grammar Nazi)
Joel Williams I didn’t even know I’m usually one too I’m pissed
Dude those movies gave me nightmares as a kid
@@lfgmets49 Nah, walk it off brudder. Grow from your errors. It'll make you a better man in the end. CHEERS!!!
We had a lot of these in our yard growing up. Eating fruits from our trees. Chicos is their favorite. These animals are harmless by the way. Even had one as a pet for a while. It was still a baby and i think it’s mother died and it was left all alone.
I'm literally 28 years old and just finding out this gargoyle of a bat actually exists...
CLOROX BLEACH can you not plz
@@iii1298 no. A centipede with wings
Backup Khan bro pls stop bro
It's a Mandela effect,popped into this universe.
CLOROX BLEACH 🤣
His versatility of talking and cussing about different topics, not just football, makes his show real enjoyable. Great channel for real men. 💯
Philippines and Indonesia is so similar, even the military t-shirt is so similar..
I really want to try Philippine's Jolly Bee franchise in Indonesia..
Hope they open more retail here..
But do they know their history
It's Indonesia, first picture in bali
@@suraj-op2bx what do you mean
They will make sure to have a Jolli Bat in your menu
Philippines: did you know, we have giant bats.
China: our giant pot is boiling and ready for giant things to be cooked.
😂😂😂😂 time to feast
D W they literally will then there’s me who won’t even try a tomato 😂
People of the philippine don't eat bats they just capturing big bats to release far from people
Yea, thats why they're planning on stealing our country.
@@qpwo8 We have manananggal here in the Philippines. This bat can't compare to it.
I spit my coffee out when he said " it's a legit 16 year old flying threw the sky" 😂🤣
I kinda wanna see the woodpecker now...
That’s what she said
nice
Zing
Same lol
Pause.
Pat is gonna become the new JRE and im here for it
We need him on the sbow
No He's not. His mindset is still that of a Jock, cannot critically think issues through.
Yeah, his maturity level is still a tad bit dahn
Marcus Wright Right because Joe Rogan is totaly an intellectual and defianatly not a jock at all...
Give him some dmt and it’s game over
Bored of everything in my feed, sees “Pat Mcafee Reacts to Man Size Bats in the Philippines.” Instant click.
“Looks like a dog in a garbage bag “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Easily the best comment lmao
They have those bats in Australia too! I thought Dracula was coming to eat me the first time I was in Australia. I think they call them “flying foxes “
They're at most 2 feet tall, but that's still very large
They have a 6 foot wing span tho. I think they only eat fruit
They are huge but they eat vegetables and fruit.
And what the hell happens when they start liking more than that?
Basically a vegetarian human
for now. Something that size will eventually realize it's true power and form.
thunderstruck73190 based on your stupid statement, elephants are gonna start ambushing people and slow roasting them over an open fire
@@burtmacklin1939 lmao
And I thought Man-Bat was from Gotham
THE WORLD FAMOUS.
PAT MCAFEE
"YOKE-CHOKE- windpipe busting throat closer"
Then "Batzilla" thinks twice before entering your airspace
The largest bat, golden-capped fruit bat, and to others as the golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus), it has a wingspan of up to 5.5 feet, according to the Encyclopedia of Life. But these giants are light, weighing just about 2.6 lbs. (1.2 kg), according to the IUCN.
this isn’t the batman that this world deserves or needs
😂😂😂
That's a German shepherd with wings
Hopefully the bat doesn’t line up in the c gap.
It's been years, literally not funny anymore. Find a new joke.
@@drewcliff82 damn son where'd you find this
Remember when everybody was laughing at that X-Files episode?
We should let that wild animals live freely and peacefully.
They're not for human consumption nor for displays.
Especially our Philippine Flying Fox
Wait till you see it fly, it looks really terrifying but it is quite docile up close. It is just like a huge, scary, misunderstood flying doggo that needs to stay clear away from China.
Bats in Australia. Can reach up to 4ft-5ft
@@qpwo8 lol 😂
Wing span
Wet market people in China : let’s eat it
😂😭
In all seriousness, apparently these things have been listed as endangered since 2016 as a result of, primarily, hunting for bushmeat and habitat loss. So you're kinda dead accurate (except not Chinese)...
The human sized bats don’t have an indoor practice facility.
Its called a Bayakan.
And its an endangered species that need to be protected.
Exactly and they are NOT five and six feet tall either , their disposition is very friendly as well !
Wdym? I thought it was the golden crowned flying fox? That’s what the video said, no?
@@JayDP in our local dialect,its called bayakan..it doesn't grow to 5 or 6 feet either..its still big tho..around a medium sized dog.
@@JayDP giant fruit eating bats or bayakan in our local dialect.
Bayakan doesn't have 6 feet wings span. But last month we see a deid actual bayakan at the forest here in Mindanao Philippines and measure it with the wings span of 5'4". Not kidding!
Im filipino. Scary thing is that when i was young grandparents and old uncle n aunts would tell crazy ghost stories about giant animals in the trees n crazy giant mythical predatory creatures. Who knows how many of they are true.. after this i dont know
Pat you’re the GOAT brah
Bruce Wayne can't even catch a break without y'all paparazzis hounding him to the phillipines.... Sheeeesh!
We have a lot of that back home in the Philippines we called it ‘kabog’ 🦇 in Bicol region and they love to eat ripe indian mango 🥭 fruits. It’s fun to look at them at night specially when it’s full moon 🌕.
If you live in the Philippines (like me) or in Australia, this is a normal sight. We also have rats the size of puppies and eagles that can pick up a child with their claws.
Philippines eagle can grab your toddler some Filipinos believed there's a an aswang or shape-shifter monster..then Found out that the real suspect are the Philippine eagle catch their toddler
The Philippines also has an eagle with the largest wingspan, it was once called tbe monkey eating eagle.
These podcasts have given many talented people who would never get a chance otherwise to show what they can by bypassing the powers that be and going straight to the public and showing what they can do and who they are. The podcast changed entertainment forever
Imagine the first European explorers who saw those things flying around.
I want off this rock, I ain't dealing with that.
@Hisoka it's 5 feet can you not hear😂
Hisoka that’s what I told my gf 😎
Yall should see the world largest eagle... also in the Philippines... it has a very unique and creative name, it's called the "Philippine Eagle." 🤣
But seriously, the fucker is HUGE
@Hisoka 5 foot wingspan not height, do your research
@@connorchristian6231 8u
G. Zaza
Dude, it's 2020. There could easily be a mutant carnivorous version of this man sized bat.
One bat is on it’s way to your house... it’s a gift, can be a great pet to display on your backyard lol 😂😂✌🏼
Entertaining host!!! Just subscribed..👏
Who else said any variation of "oh hell no" in their head or out loud at 0:58
So true
Me....only it was more like "Oh HELL no!"
Bet some stupid scientists going try to cross this with a vampire bat
Some of Gi's that stationed in the Philippines before knows about that kind of bats because U.S. base are in Subic Zambales Philippines where those bats you mention are also present.
bats are good pollinators...they are useful in dispersing seeds too. The variety of these bats make the Philippines on top of the mega diverse diaspora of animals in the planet...These bats are scary at first, but people especially in the provinces are pretty used to them. It's like birds that you see in the morning type of thing.
They also have “Monkey Eagles” they swoop down and prey on monkeys, occasionally grabbing an infant 🤷🏻
Monkey eating eagle sir..
Monkey eagles hahahahahahah
Thanks Bruce
Never heard of one grabbing an infant though. If that ever happened it would be rarer than being eaten by a shark here in the phils.
they can kill a medium sized deer and there are some reports that they attacked people because they are very teritorial.
The camera perspective is making it look bigger than it really is.
I love the use of the word "shitter" in place of the word restroom. My grandpa who passed away almost 10 years ago use to call his bathroom "the shitter" or "the growler" lol.
I remember when i was in highschool, i'd go out in a specific time after school (i think it was after right before sunset) then look up at the sky because there are hundreds of these bats flying everytime
that thing is a demon
That was the first thought that came to my mind. Someone cracked open hell and stuff got out.
@@brandnew9834 season 15 finale of supernatural actually real
🤣🤣ican't stop laughing
My grandpa kept one as a pet when I was kid. It was pretty cool
Its vegan
People see man size bats and are in awe
Me upon seeing it: Someone get the Belmont family and Alucard right now. Count Dracula and his hordes are back and this time he has conquered the sun.
Try sitting in a dark jungle and seeing this just silently flying through the trees like batman. They don't fly high, they fly close, and its terrifying.
I was in the Philippines in October and I did see a bat flying about that size. I was in Urdaneta about 3 hours north of Manila.
Dr. Kirk Langstrom would be proud though
Speaking of that... we need another Batman Arkham game.
Infamous Libertarian We definitely do and it needs to be a Batman beyond game too
Convince the Chinese it's a delicacy and it will be out of the skies in a matter of no time
Covid pt1 is kicking our ass. I dont want to see the sequel
cowboyz 89 i was about to say
The viruses coming from that practice will make COVID-19 look like the common fever!
Give them to Mikey he will eat anything!
Yeah and we’ll be 2x as fucked
“Does it fly through the sky like avatar” gotta love pat for that one
In Wi. Was driving near night up on the ridges here & saw a bat with its wings spread across both sides of the road. Was amazing!
2020: next up vampires and werewolves
Man... Fireworks for New Years for those who make it.. and by fireworks I mean the ring of fire volcanos all erupting
I'm Filipino never heard of this bat.
You probably live in the city
When I saw that thing I thought of the flying character trying to get into the bus from the movie Jeepers Creepers.
"Jeepers, creepers, where did you get those peepers?"
Beautiful ❤
Imagine big Ed saw one 😂
Those bats eat fruit and are mostly gentle.
It is also an endangered species.
Philippines top rank vacation spot 4 years in a row. So much awesomeness there yet not advertised much.
Chinese people: Dat bat looking mighty thicc...
Noo
y'all know that these pictures are just taken at an angle, that makes the bats look incredibly big right? The largest type of Flying Fox Bat is like 34 cm long, and yes that is a large bat but it's not nearly as large as these ones are portrayed as.
It’s called forced perspective and all of the pictures shown are guilty of it.
Pat mcafee is such a comedian but also spits facts
Its funny how ive seen those pics YEAAARS ago, and now its finally getting viral.
How can someone just have a bat sleeping outside their home
We have no guard dogs here in the Phils.. Just guard bats..
Why are we discovery this in 2020. Even they have existed in the Philippines
Ah we arnt they have been well known for centuries! Plus Pat apparently doesn't understand forced perspective because they're not 5ft tall they're about a foot-and-a-half tall!
I’ve seen these in the Palawan Philippians. They where sitting on the many rocks there. I couldn’t believe it at first until the boat driver drove close and one of them took off. It pretty scary.
looks like the flying demon in the game Doom Eternal.
Bruh, those are Flying Fox's. They don't get that big. It's trick photography.
I was about to say Pat is looking at the wingspan size and thinking that's how tall they are lol
Yeah, it’s forced perspective. They aren’t nearly as big as he’s making them out to be. I’ve seen eagles with almost seven foot wingspans and they only stand about a foot and a half tall.
sardonicus76 ONLY?
3.1lbs, so less than half the weight of a housecat.
@@bobbydigits88 Philippine Eagle probably. They get up to 3 feet tall
Chinese man : “yummy”
Hi, I live in the southern Island of Mindanao in the Philippines. I lstayed in a farm here for two years and I've seen these things although not as big. It amazes me every time I see some on a full moon, it's like I ought to be scare but I'm just too much in awe to be scared, oh did I mention there's no power in that farm so, yeah. Sadly I'd move in a city so no more sightings for me now.
There used to be alot... Like alot of those before flying every twilight... But now they are soo rare!
Imagine the soup that could make
Eew
Ok but these bats are just perspective tricks we all get that right?
😂 I want to see the woodpecker.
I'm crying 😭😂
It looks badass honestly
I just found my new favorite creature!! That thing looks insane!!!!!!
Damn, I’d be howling on this set 😂😂
You need to get some video of that woodpecker man!
I think that last photo is from Indonesia..
See the man with green uniform.. that's Indonesian military uniform... You can Google it and get similar uniform
Pat may be the funniest guy on the planet right now
Saw one and it hangs around the house at the farm. You can tell that its there with the smell that it emits.
That motorbike is about a mile behind the bat. LOL😂😂😂
2:34 wowzers
What Michael Corvin's hybrid transformation should've looked like
when i was a child, i remember seeing them landing on coconut branches and damn, those branches do tilt downwards...
We have them in Sydney Australia
That woodpecker is called a Pileated Woodpecker. Theyre beautiful and insane. Watching them go to town on a chunk of wood looks like a professional axe competitions.
Also, I've said that the large fruit bats look just like a black chihuahua.
Jeeper creeper vibes. Behind the guy who took the photo was a old man sitting in his chair with his dog waiting by his side. Harpoon armed and ready.