The Pat McAfee Show | Thursday March 14th, 2024

Wish they would play the beat drop from twine every once in awhile for the og fans

I just wanted to say, I've been having a tough year, and finding your show has been a blessing. I've been watching almost daily for months now. You guys are fun and admit when you are wrong. Great qualities. Thank you, and you guys could never know how positively you impact people and the world we live in. I come from hockey, and I've been learning a lot about football.

5:15 Show starts; Hour 1: Magical Thursday
6:05 Joe Flacco signs with the Indianapolis Colts
9:13 Kirk Cousins introduced in Atlanta
10:49 Luke Combs calls in!!!
19:02 AFC South is loading up (Titans sign Mason Rudolph & Calvin Ridley)
26:19 Joe Flacco
47:41 Why was Griddy smacking a child?
48:27 Pat opens Pandora’s Box to discuss the on-going Aaron Rodgers-RFK Jr. political headlines
1:00:08 League meetings & potential rule changes in the 2024 NFL season
1:06:12 Hour 2
1:08:23 Russ in Steelers threads, Flacco is in Indy
1:20:40 Potential rule change Colts are proposing
1:23:27 Potential rule change Lions are proposing
1:31:45 BREAKING: Falcons trade Desmond Ridder to Arizona for Rondale Moore
1:41:19 Bobby Wagner signs with the Washington Commanders
1:45:54 Kyle Busch
1:58:30 ESPN sign-off
2:21:02 Hour 3
2:21:27 Damien Woody
2:38:32 Joey Bosa restructures contract to stay with Chargers
2:43:43 “What building is the draft in?” -AJ Hawk (scouting where the boys will be for the draft)
2:49:49 Big Geography Show! (Reno, Windsor, Detroit) & Game Show Talk (Millionaire, Regis, Seacrest, Pat & Vanna, Rob Lowe, Game Show Network, Traitors, etc)
3:04:44 Penguins postpone Jagr bobblehead night after shipment was stolen (& Pat reenacting what probably definitely happened)
3:11:59 Happy Pi Day (& St. Louis Day, 314)

Ty's "Old enough" after Pat talked about his wife asking how old Flacco is went way too unnoticed😂

The interview with KYLE BUSCH was awesome boys! We need more NASCAR for sure!

“Just like pie, we’re in this thing together” Will forever be added to any toast I do😂

Shout out Craig Ferguson. Used to stay up late late to watch a Scot say “It’s a great day for America everybody!”

boston conner accurately predicting when we got a rainstorm in pittsburgh is crazy😂

Top 5 PMS Moments Today (in my humble opinion)
2:46:38 "Need to know the Lat" CLASSIC
1:22:37 "Journalism"
42:10 "Weuderr and Assholes"
2:22:50 "Tell your wife you are going to shave"
3:02:45 "Vandeur who?"

Let’s goo Kyle Busch was awesome!

KFB interview is legendary boys. I love when you get the beer drinking, fender banging, badass sons of guns NASCAR drivers. Different type of interview but it’s always awesome!

Imagine doing your live show and Luke Combs just casually face times you

Love laughing with you guys right up until the very end of every episode. Thanks guys. You guys might think the show stinks, and quite frankly it does, but we appreciate that you do it every week day.

Pat hates Walt Anderson 😂. Poor guy with that photo 😂

I love when the boys talk geography 😂

I’m a bit hurt that the boys went through all the game shows, acknowledged Japanese game shows as the best, mentioned Spike TV, and never brought up MXC. A true staple.

Love the lighter flicks when the camera goes to a guest.. feels like a Weezy song 😏

Zito smashing AHT that Wilson AI while laughing in the background was amazing!!!!

Congrats to Joe flacco. DIE hard Ravens fan here. It hurt to see you in Cleveland and it hurts worse to see you with the team that left our city and I had to wait until I was 15 to have a team. But I have met you before and you are a great dude. I wish you nothing but the best. Thank you for the super bowl and your time in Baltimore. We still love you. Treat him right indy, you just got a professional and a great person in your city

I was a R Wilson doubter at first, but all this talk about him in his jersey hugging Franco Harris's statue at the airport has me feeling all kinds of ways.

Theirs been a whole lotta adult ballet talk lately 😂💀

From Detroit and live in Reno now so loved the geography facts 😂

More Damo Woody, that interview was a tonne of fun and great discussion

Ty's hair looking great fr! 🔥

I hope this show goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on... what a way to end the sacred pie day 😂

AJ hawk got the JJ watt teeth

this show is the best, thanks for getting me through the hard days

Mark Martin and Carl Edward's are the goats for nascar

Lingo was great day time binge

You guys rock! Don’t question your journalism, it is pure journalism mixed comedy and great people opinions. Love your take on Carolina.

Hi Pat & the boys, might be interesting to invite Daniel Ricciardo or Logan Sargeant. F1 drivers who are great guys. They can talk to you guys about F1, the racing and obviously Max VanDerStappen😂😂.
Seriously they would be great great fun especially Daniel. Look up some funny moments from Daniel. You’ll love him. He’s also and Americanized Aussie

As someone who makes maps for a living, that whole stretch of map talk had me cackling! Love yew boys, thank yew boys!

Need me some of that french toast pie

Ty look like he got shocked lmao

Damn, I don't watch nascar but I guess I'm a Kyle Busch fan. Seemed super cool and down to earth.

“SIKE I WANT A BUGATTI-“

MORE NASCAR BOYS THAT WAS ELECTRIC

I hope the in-person Draft Spectacular doesn't take away from the annual magic that comes from these particular stooges

5:15

4 months later pat and everyone finally realizes buckeye Pete was the witch doctor the whole time 〽️😏

Great show boys. Atta boy Joey Flaahhhco

Just a Reminder Connor is not from Plum

Kyle Busch all abaaht gettin SLOSHED WUUUUUD

1:43:10
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2:04:45
3:02:10

THANK YEW BOYZ!!!!!!!!!✌❤🤘

will levis is the starting qb, if mason rudolph plays, i will swanton bomb off 30 stories

Joe Flacco is so damn cool. I wish the Bears had picked him up.

"He just won Comeback Player of the Year over a guy that -died-..."

Kyle Busch looks like a veggie tales character

MXC WAS THE GREATEST SHOW EVER

Windsor I known as the Tia Juana of the north!

I did know you can go South to get to Canada in parts of the US (excluding Alaska) but wouldn’t have known Windsor was one of those cities considering I had never heard of it

The old “if I make this we’ll donate money” bit should be old ass Flacco trying to put a football on a moving target at 20-40 yards if the geezer is gonna be in Indy anyway

On and on and on and on and on and on and on 😂

Cousins is the 2nd diamond in the rough that beat out a top 3 pick that shanahan picked

Windsor feels east of Detroit cause we have it engrained in us that rivers flow south.

Love you all. Great show

Gritty stole the bobble heads

Oh shyt. Forgot it is pie day . Crimpt tpost clips all day. Thanks team for an easier day. Love you Gump for the footy knowledge, and the boys for learning the trade of footy better

Let’s go FOOTSTEPS Flacco

Hell yea Flecco!!!!

Conner loved those pies see that smile

Canada is further South than the most Northern part of California 🧠🤓🤯

3:01:54 AJ is killing me 😂

When you're a billionaire you butt doesn't need wiping! 🤭

If they allowed teams to challenge within two minutes, coaches would use those as two extra timeouts! Am I the only one who’s thinking about this?

Pat and the Boys, I'm 5/8 Ho'Chunk, 3/8 Omaha. I give you permission to say the word Redskins.

Ryan Newman has flipped so many times and has lived. Mark Martin? Tony Stewart. Kurt is pretty alright as well

The Flyers and the Penguins HATE each other!!! Pat McAfee DOESN'T KNOW PHILLY!!! Leave our Flyers mascot ALONE!!!!!

Was kirk coached by Shanahan, Lafleur, mcvay and McDaniels?

3:12:58 Pi day 😂😂😂

Always fun when da bois do math! If you go to Windsor for the ballet, when returning and the guy on the bridge asks "DO you have anything to declare? DO NOT LET YOUR DRUNK BUDDY SAY "YEAH, I DECLARE THERE ARE SOME UGLY WOMEN DANCIN' IN THE BALLET".. 45 MINS LATER, AFTER THE VAN GOT SEARCHED WE WERE ON THE WAY TO DETROIT. THINK ABOUT IT.

MXC on Spike TV was the best Game show!

The name you guys were looking for was Redskins.

In the word of Thor- “all words are made up”

Hawker should host a spinoff of Press Your Luck..could combine it with multiple holes in the wall. Only dudes on this show..and behind one of those holes..is a mouth.
Talk about ‘pressing your luck’..

2:08:56 David Pearson has three Cup Championships - 1966, 1968, & 1969… Kyle Busch is evidently not much of a historian.

Joey flacco looks like Aaron Rodgers brother that doesn’t love him

What’s everyone doing for St. Patrick days? 3:12:42

47:30 😂

It was better when they were driving into the metlife awning

Chargers later traded Keenan Allen to the bears lol

DAX starring in the new longest yard film!! Prison QB

Lol that interview wasnt bad at all😅 pats in his feels

Pat more NASCAR content in the offseason would be awesome to consistently see cause the sport needs new eyes on it and you see how cool the sport it you could be an awesome ambassador

The Chiefs signed a punter to the league minimum, possibly opening the door for him to actually make it in the NFL after all the contraversy. Only say that cause they got a guy. He who shall not be named. I honestly figured he would change his name after everything just to leave it behind. Maybe Robert Paulson

Green Bay is further North than Toronto.

talking about how challenges slow the game down. What about all the commercial breaks?

Good for the colts and Joe.

Aj never participates on the team on 3

😡 🤬 Someone needs to inform Russell Wilson the Steelers wear BLACK & GOLD not black & yellow 😂

Why would you name your team, that you cheer for, something you hate?

10:14 You can say it

LETS FUCKIN GO BOYZ!!!!

AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

31:37

Why Connor hate the homeless people lmao

Redskins bro it’s ok you can say it Pat.

Mr. Unnnnliiimmiiitteeddd!!!

Pat mcafee Secretary of State?
Aj Hawk secretary of defense?