SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork Challenge
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- κ²μμΌ 2019. 06. 14.
- Skyrim is a classical RPG game which practically everyone has played in there life. This is partly due to the fact that they managed to port it onto PC, Xbox, playstation, switch and Samsung smart fridge. The list goes on. Anyway today we are discovering that skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits well excluding the fork. So today I chose to revisit the game and ask the question. What if they just used a fork to defeat the dragon. and Can you beat skyrim with a fork? These are the important questions which have gone unanswered for too long! So yes today we are going to break the game with the power of Enchanted Forks!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this skyrim challenge!
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And I thought I was cool when I was able to do 2 points of Fire damage with my Fork.
Can you guys do a co-op game together at some point? Please.
at least your not triggered that he stole your idea
If youβre cool with it then Iβm cool with it
@@thespiffingbrit Surely you mean Nigel Forkage.
don't worry mitten, we still love you and your burning fork
You ever watch this 2 years later and realize that Spiff was right, you canβt play the game without running into glitches and bugs, they are FEATURES now.
especially if we are talking about skyrim space program
your 11 yrs late lmaoo XD
@@catetmax1812 If it's not in TES6 I'm rioting, it's a feature
Exactly. Just introduced my stepbro to the game and heβs already learning this exact fact lol
lol yeah
Reanu Keeves: *uses deadly fork to burn through enemies*
Rordon Gamsey: *approving noises*
Turn nazeem into an idiot sandwich.
overcooked
overapproving
Overrordongamsey
The animation sent me back to this timeless classic!
Me too
Same bro same
Yes
Animation?
What animation? I can't find any about Reanu
How to break Skyrim:
1: Press "New game"
2: Observe
Heh...im like number 420
@@trevor8597 Heh... nobody gives a fuck kid.
@Jacob St.Clair Doesn't even mention skyrim or games in general and you automatically jump to the conclusion that he hates skyrim. Which detective school did you attend sir?
Yeah. 50% of the time it works 100% of the time.
@@rastas_4221 If you have a lot of mods, just install live another live so that the mods can load safelly in a safe room. Then you select the prisoner life start.
Enemies: He's out of arrows! Get him!
Wohn Jick: *Pulls out fork*
Bard : "He kills dragons and nations with a f****ng fork"
Che Remy I was gonna say a similar thing.... but you beat me to it, well played
Amazing comment thank you
He should pull out a pencil cuz thatβs his favorite weapon
Wohn Jick is the single greatest name I have ever seen in my life. Naming my firstborn this, and will gift him a BattleFork each and every birthday.
249,427 seconds of Paralysis roughly translates to 69 hours in total. What an amazing number of hours to end up with. Only Reanu Keeves could achieve such a Godlike outcome.
Replying because I wanted to like but there were 69 likes
I forgot that this video was a fork video and not just a alchemy video
forkgot
That forking made me laugh π
I canβt say Keanu Reeves now, you fueled my dyslexia and my brain now defaults to Reanu Keeves... like his actual name doesnβt even sound correct anymore, help.
Same dude
Ffffffffffff- SAME. I was talking to my boyfriend about CyberPunk 2077 and couldn't for the life of me use the correct name.
@@elisabethhawke2040 Sohnny Jilverhands
Just like me and Haptain Cook.
Just like me and Wohn Jick
"never forkgive, never forkget."
- Reanu Keeves
"I'm the Blue Raja...I'm not Stab Man, I'm not Knifey Boy...i'm the blue raja..." "I will forkgive you if you...forkget...gheh" "May the Forks be with us." -Blue Raja
Oh, theyβre gonna be ForkGetting something alright!
@@FH-cn3mg it's rare when someone does a mystery Men reference
I tip my hat to you good sir
@@ddzombot I love that movie and spread it's genius whenever I can. :D
"My God, my God, why hast thou forksaken me?"
- Chresus Jeist
There is a perk in the enchanting skill tree that allows you to put two enchantments onto one item. So you can have a fork doing 10 million points of shock damage and absorb 10 million points of health.
Fork
Fork
Fork
Once enchanted a Fork with insane Health Absorb, and a Knife with insane Stamina Absorb, then proceeded to eat my way through Skyrim.
I appreciate this thought process.
Fine dining on your targets!
You must buy a fake diploma of khajit trading now
Khajiit has wares if you have coin.
I clicked like, and it went from 139 to 142. What.
Wicked Erebus stay drunk KRplus stay drunk
@@themanicman8458 I respond to this comment, notice that Kaj Mac's doesn't have a blue thumbs up, so have 5 more.
KRplus is like Aqua from Konosuba.
A useless alcoholic.
@@asdergold1 i meant the comment that started this chain, the video was already at 32K when I started it
Hope he gets that diploma soon
"I once watched him kill three dragons in a bar... with a fork"
yes
With a fucking fork
Nice John wick reference
They call him Wohn Jick
@@DeviLKM7 if you say it fast it sounds like you are saying logic but with a w instead of a l and thatβs ironic considering his weapons break every natural laws known to man kind which logic canβt explain
this guy's basically telling us how to cheat skyrim without actually cheating. This is amazing!
Watch this again since Linus built him a pc with "Forkgive me" plate on it.
>Basically makes only 1 kind of potion
>Alchemy 100
βI fear not the man who has brewed 100 potions once, but the man who has brewed 1 potion 100 times.β
-Luce Bree
Didn't even go with Brews Lee, how dare you.
T Z
I mean, Reanu Keeves, Luce Bree. It was meant to parallel
Clearly you meant "Brews Tea"
@@scotthawkes4302 you've gone too far. Science isn't ready
I was pretty sure he meant "Bruise Knee".
This game isnt broken. It just has alot of suprise features
That got me laughingπππ
Wait, do you mean Easter Eggs?
@@justanordinarysquirrel8568 ...
"It's not a bug, it's a feature"
You're holding it wrong.
You're ths bob ross version of a every day gen z
KRplus re-recommended this so i'm here to Thank You:
Because of this insane little video I got the idea in my head to play Skyrim with just a knife & a fork. And it was a GLORIOUS journey.
My level 60 DragonBorn now proudly only ever fights with a simple knife (not dagger!) and fork. normal sized. [took some obscure mods to get it done!] 100 ench & smith + potions
>The knife slices & burns (cooks) the meat for max dmg (100 ench+50% potion)
>The fork then takes that slice of cooked meat and I Eat it for max dmg with life-steal max dmg (100ench+pot)
I defeated Mamoths & giants by eating them alive.
I've slain elder dragons by eating them alive.
I even took down alduin by burning and eating him alive.
I am DovahCanibal.
Fear me mortals
for you are all meals.
It was the funniest playthrough i've ever done,
THANK YOU for the idea
I've done the same thing, I wore a chef jacket and hat. I got the ring of Namira and went around eating everyone, it was a blast. 10/10 would recommend.
@@ryanmiller8273 the CHEFF HAT! why didn't i think of that?!
You're actually geniuses, I need to try this sometime.
Legends all of you
I just got into skyrim recently and I love this mans videos even if they are a bit old
You are in for quite a journey, even if you donβt mod
God Skyrim is great even without mods, i mod a lot tho makes it funner for people who have played a long time
Injoy the game you're in for a ride
Todd Howard is such a gentleman, he keeps releasing Skyrim so the newer generation can experience it.
Shut
@@SStarry_Days open
@@wyatt4934 Shut
@@SStarry_Days O P E N
@@wyatt4934 SHUT
"I once saw him kill a dragon with a fork
A f*cking fork."
@Duolingo Owl the dragonborn with enchantments can pretty much do anything with anything but time is the true enemy
Why did I read it as focking fork automatically... I'm confused.
Roit. The dragon of Smogenrock... With a fork. Let's mug 'im!
LOL goddamnit, I read that and just as I was licking my lips and spat all over my screen. Fucking awesome comment!!!
Nice
Even 3 years later these videos are still incredibly entertaining
"What a beautiful little goblin" that is by far my favorite thing you have said.
I used to be an adventurer like you...
Then I saw this guy kill someone with a fork. It changed me
Just like me fr idk
wait till he uses the Pencils...
Honestly I hate when that happens
Holy Crap! I ain't going out of the city ever again!
@@Student4Life89 he will become god; capable of creation and erasure of anything he desires.
suddenly the divines no longer exist, it is only Reanu Keeves
Q: "Is that a bug or a feature?"
A: "Yes"
The technical term for such programming is called "butchering" ;)
Bethesda game development
@@jek__ no its called Bethesdaism
@@emfbrother though bethesda is not the first and will definitly not be the last one to do that.
At this point I don't remember anyone but Reanu Keeves. He was always the true hero and came first.
I would like everyone to know that almost every single person in my class who has a gaming console as well as me plays a game that came out 11 years ago: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Yes even in this day and age Skyrim is played and I don't know how tf it is so good even after all this time, and thank you Spiff for showing me how to become God himself in this game. I will spend the many hours watching your Skyrim content and put those hours to good use
Why does Reanu Keeves use forks for weapons?
Because there is no spoon.
Theres no weapon version of a spoon, only dwarven spoons that are misc... its sad
Dude I had to log in just to give you a thumbs up :D The only reason you're not higher is that people don't get the reference.
Exactly!
Is this a tick reference?
Ysgrammor has a soup spoon...
I mean, it's a fork but still
He said reanu keeves so many times I'm convinced that's actually his real name
It is his real name
Same
Thatβs just what I call him now. It annoys my family to no end
I did this by accident to the amusement of my mates, a good spoonerism, like bustin jeiber lol
Same
Ah the origin of the most majestically powerful creature to grace the universe. Beautiful Reanu Keeves.
(Skyrim noob here on my first play through) I wish Iβd have known how strong alchemy and enchanting were when I started. Iβm currently level 42 and have very few (maybe 1-2 in each) skill points in the two. And now leveling up takes so long that the points are few and far between.
Exploits are fun for a bit, but the game is more fun just playing normally.
Spiff: "The fork is an overpowered weapon."
*door is kicked in*
Policeman: "Oy m8, you got a loicense for dat combat fork?"
Then policeman melts thanks to Burny Sanders's sick burns!
You are having a bloody witch hunt aren't cha?
Full semi-automatic fork
Jacob Burgess assaut style fork
Not the spoon shit its still at large
Reanu: I will sell you... (picks p a random potion from Frida's shelf) this potion here.
Frida: that is my potion!
Reanu: so?
Frida: you got a deal.
Speech level:100
*Keanu
@@vornamenachname2727 drinks some tea and performs a perfect Spiffing Brit impression. " No it's Reanu Keeves!"
@Nathan Bui @KingRichardIII I got confused which one is correct by how much he says it... I'm stupid
Try do that on Morrowind and see what happen
Nice, I have 29 years old & playing this again after loading a savegame from 2021 at level 4, I still new into this game & told my best friend to play it as well.
Youre doing exactly whatbi did with every elderscrolls i could bravo dude. I love these games. Theyre so much fun
A practical use for this loop:
1. Make a nice armor with say +10000 fortify health
2. Give to Lydia
3. No more accidentally killing her during combat
Isnt Lydia immortal? She just kneels down but cant be killed right? At least thats how i remember it.... like 7 years ago.
@@zjpdarkblaze i've had her die on me
@Zjp Darkblaze No, sheβs mortal. But I think thereβs a popular follower mod that makes her immortal.
@@zjpdarkblaze She's protected. Npcs can't kill her but the PC can. So if npcs drop her health to the point she kneels and then the PC accidentally hits her she'll die.
There's 3 states. Essential (immortal) Protected (only PC can kill) Normal (mortal)
@@jasonschuler2256 EFF lets you change the state of any of your followers whenever you want.
"Mitten Squad would like to know your location."
Rip views
Should try to finish Skyrim and all it;s DLC and guilds without commiting a single crime. Would love to see you try and pull of the absolute broken glitchfest that is the no stealing Thieves Guild part. Also means you have to finish the game completely with 0 murders, 0 thefts, 0 pickpockets and 0 locks picked.
Wait a second, Iβve seen this one before
Mitten squad squad
Well yeah, but that;s what i meant. As in 0 locks picked in the crime stats screen. If it's not a crime it won't show up there. Maybe i should have been more clear. Same as killing bandits and whatnot doesn't show up in the murders stat.
Back on the 360, I used the fortify enchanting > fortify alchemy loop on rings. Made a fortify blacksmithing potion and ended up making a Deadric 2h sword. It's base damage was an equation. So I named it Mathematics. I put on the Firey Soultrap enchant and Absorb health. 1 hit everything in the game. After that I bought a computer and started modding
This is a masterpiece and I can see it has been four years since this video came out but hope Spiff has his diploma hanging proudly on a wall by this point long live reanu keeves
should've gave the second fork a frost enchantment and named it Chillary Clinton
Perfect
Or a shock fork named Bashock Obama
How about Chillary Killton?
Or Hilarious Chillton
@@NateWBell Frost fork named snowbama
Reanu Keeves: *appears in my room*
Me: *wakes up*
Reanu Keeves: hey you, you're finally awake
And the cycle Continues
Wake the fuck up, Dragonborn...
Like fΓΌr dein Profilbild
Ha
We got a village to burn!
Me when spiff says his intro "GENERAL KENOBI"
Your voice really helps me fall asleep faster
βIf we can somehow get to 20k likes Iβll buy the diploma...β Video: *Has 200k likes*
He should have to buy 10 then. One for each 20k.
He must buy one hundred diplomas of fake validation
8:08
*Great way to buy likes, brilliant,,, bloody brilliant!*
220k*
I would 100% watch a full series on Reanu Keeves
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay.
Yes
Yasssss plz
Sameeeeee
Bro your narration through even just the character creation had me cracking up lol i just know this video is going to be fire lol
Decided to replay Skyrim again with a different wizard build. this video really helped. I really do enjoy this channel keep it up for many years to come
I bought the ps3 version for 1β¬ a couple weeks ago
I do vote for βThe unexploited and balanced adventures of Reanu Keevesβ.π
so do i
we need that full series
If spiff exploits up some fortify magic discipline armor he can use his forks forever
same
Me too.
He paralysed her for 66 hours irl, a skyrim day takes about 1 hour 12 minutes in irl time. She will be paralysed in her world for around 60 days
Rookie numbers
Iβve been paralysed my whole life
Thank you Bruce Lee
F
hahaha
Who would have thought this would spark a series spanning 3 years
Who else is here after LTT's tea PC video?
I'd like a full series. Broken. Overpowered. Perfectly balanced.
As all things should be.
I agree too
long live the guy with forks
Dylan Folts I think you mean, the man //WHO// forks! ;) XD
Same
Alchemy: the art of turning other people's gold into yours!
Works even better in Morrowind.
So cool that fols are still playing this. This fortify thing was exactly what I did on my first playthrough like what 10 years ago now. Never got into mods as it's just not my thing but I will exploit the hell out of something built into the game.
11:45 βskyrim has kinda skyrimedβ is the second most skyrim thing Iβve ever heard in my adventures until I took an arrow to the knee
"Can you beat Skyrim with only a fork?"
Mittensquad: yes
Spider-Gwen literally!!
first thing i thought when i saw this
Agreed I thought this too lol
Same
@@Hozay1234 same to be fair
Todd Howard: "So, how powerful you want your Skyrim charecter to be?"
Spiff: yes
Yes
Yes
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Not gonna lie this is my favorite Spiff video and I always come back to watch it from time to time
Fun fact: The point where it doesnt increase anymore does not exist in OG Skyrim. I just loopholed a Restoration Potion to 366 million% in one go. Love ya Brit, thanks for this tip
honestly i think the bugs are what makes playing or watching someone play the game so enjoyable
true Tod has blessed us
I get a sense of pride and accomplishment from it
Rpg skate 3
True example of BUG BECOMES FEATURE
If Todd patched the bugs I'd be not happy at all and the game would be ruined.
"If for some reason this video gets 20k likes, I don't know how"
*Gets 240k likes*
It's time for him to buy 12 khajit trading diplomas
Im waiting
@Capt Zack good thing he didn't specify a date it had to be reached by then
Make it 258K
and 5mil viewes xd
I've seen Reanu Keeves in a few other vids. Nice to actually see his humble beginnings.
Thank you for this tutorial.
I am now ready to create The Throngler π
βSo, how powerful do you want to be in this game?β
Yes.
*Tries to sell Forkgive Me*
"YOU do not have enough gold to sell that."
*Rethinks life*
Pill Cospy did you even watch the video the game said that if he sold it he would get minus money aka lose money
Sorry for the bad grammar
@@comeatme6ro413 Woosh.
@@comeatme6ro413 Hey buddy, you just roll in from stupid town?
@@eaven6740
Shhhh..... He didn't see the whole video
@@mehrawr3530 or he doesn't understand buffer overflow :(
I'm here from the animation and oh the glory of the household fork cannot be comprehended. Thank you Todd Howard
i was starting my 4th playthrough a while back and accidentally came across this channel......by Ysimir, that playthrough was my best!
Reanu Keeves isn't real he can't hurt you
Reanu Keeves: Ah You're Finally Awake
we've got a broken game to burn
Ah you've finally awake. Something something.... and that thief over there.
Hey you, you're finally awake. You were to cross the border, right? Same as that thief over there.
Damn you Stormcloaks, if the empire wasn't looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell!
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
Shut up back there!
What's wrong with him, huh?
Watch your tongue, you're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true high king!
Jarl Ulfric? You're the leader of the rebellion, but if you're here, oh gods, where are they taking us?
I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.
*says all the divine names* Divines, please help me!
What village are you from, horse thief?
Why does it matter?
A nord's last thoughts, should be of home.
Rorikstead. I'm from Rorikstead.
General Tullius sir, the headsman is waiting!!
Good.
Get these prisoners out the carts, move it!
Why do you think, end of the line.
if this man played The Stanley Parable, it'd be impossible to differentiate who's talking
It'd be very easy, the Stanley Parable narrator is much deeper while Brits voice is much more light and comedic in a way
not if he talked deeper XD
Alexander Steel no plz no
@Alexander Steel Insult my boy one more time and Ill show you the power of FRIENDSHIP
@Alexander Steel yes.
Wonβt lie when I first started watching your videos I had never actually liked tea but now 2 years later I love tea
Just watched the new animation, now I'm here at the beginning
I donβt know why people get upset over exploits, and want it patched. Itβs a single player RPG. Just because you donβt like it you donβt have to ruin it for everyone else. If you want to get infinite gold or want do the oghma infinium exploit do it on your own play through.
@DEEJMASTER 333 just don't do it. Let everyone else enjoy the mistakes of others.
@DEEJMASTER 333 and. Just because you want to try hard don't mean I should have to if I Wana break the game and absolutely destroy.
@@nickgamble4544 exactly!
I normally play thru a game properly the first time to get the intended experience.
Then on subsequent runs I will use exploits to get through annoying parts or just to see the insanity I can cause
@@nickcollins1052 right. And some games require crazy amounts of effort and time and we don't all have that time. Like stardew I've been duping the heck outa stuff for money cause the game needs tons of money to get threw
@@nickgamble4544 In both Fallout 3 and New Vegas if an item isn't bolted to the ground or sitting in a spot it's unable to be stolen it ends up in my inventory to sell. Money is hardly an issue after a few hours lot being a tireless loot goblin
the fork automatically cooks his meals, Reanu Keeves is a genius even without trying
The knife in Subnautica does that, too, once you upgrade it.
All he needs is namiraβs ring and heβs got a cooked meal
That fork incinerates anything that could be eaten
π haha
Before watching the video I saw this as Keanu reeves, then watched it and saw Reanu Keeves, what sorcery is this.
Reanu Keeves.
This video was the birth of a monster. An all powerful, evil, and surprisingly handsome monster.
returning to this after the animation lol
5:20
Wow, a Wooden Sword, the 2nd most powerful weapon in the game!
That kids, is foreshadowing.
Josh Ray NO YOUR FORESHADOWING
@@bronopaly9835 NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!
*forkshadowing
But it is only the third most powerful wapon in the game!
Reanu Keeves: *appears at the foot of my bed*
Me: "I have been expecting you"
Kathryn Carey ππππ
*spins around in office chair*
@@jman7481 *drops from ceiling*
Reanu Keeves: "Brings out both forks and winks knowingly."
@@linkeffect82 spk
Just bought Skyrim and put an hour or two in. This video has put me in awe. Will definitely try dual fork play once I finish the current one
Hey, if you like using magic, with 100 enchanting you can enchant a helmet, armor, ring and necklace with fortify destruction, and each will reduce the cost of destruction spells by 25% each, for a total of 100% allowing you to cast spells for free. Works with all other schools of magic as well. Mammoths, dragons and humans are all great sources of grand souls. Enchant a bow with soul trap and reduce the time to 1 second, it gives you tons of charges so you wont have to waste gems recharging the bow, or mess around with the soul trap spell. Look up and do the azuras star quest for a reusable grand soul gem
Even without those exploit, if you use potion + enchant + smiting, you can become OP pretty quickly.
Still pretty interesting.
6:18 It's even worse when you've used Fortify Alteration potions and then used the Slow Time shout. I made the Slow Time affect last over a week in game this way, and since I didn't want to be stuck in slow motion for an in game week, I decided to wait it out. And that's how I discovered that the Slow Time affect actually affects the time spent waiting.
*o h n o*
NotAGoat rip
@@frostytheiceberg1127 Took the words right out of my mouth...
@@jessegd6306 yoink, those are my words now! >:D
I thought alteration enhancement only worked with alteration spells. Does it work with all shouts?
*in the top left corner*: Silver Ingots (16) added
Spiff: "managed to locate"
*hmmmmm intensifies*
Don't forget how he "managed to locate" thirty of every ingredient he needed.
@@torva360 *goes to create potion after the game crashes*
*doesn't have ingredients*
*smash cut*
*30 of everything*π
I saw it tooπ
You mean he used console commands to cheat in a game he was purposely exploiting?
SOMEONE CALL THE QUEEN.
@@jeremyowen1 I ain't madπ€·ββοΈπ just found it amusing
Exactly
Watching the inception of Reanu in the character creator and seeing the feature of God himself being bestowed onto our hero. Blessed.
I love these videos! They just crack me up every time!
I'm a bit frustrated by my own attempts to do this. I had gauntlets, a necklace and a ring up to a ridiculous level (millions) but when I tried to make an enchantment potion wearing them it had an increased strength of a measly 1%!!!!!
Been trying this now for long enough so unless anyone knows what's going on I'm going to stop.
Might have overflowed, I would suggest having the level be a lot lower at first, to test it, then start slowly increasing so you can find the maximum before it breaks.
@@bluefireanimations3712 Excellent advice. It worked for me. Thanks for responding!
When you get paralyzed for 3 whole days
in-game its more like several weeks
@@derp3870 Right. I just did the math, and the in-game time is about 58 days.(almost 2 months)
@@torin1006 lol
I must ask, where is your profile pic from?
I've seen it before but I don't know anything else
@@matthewsploded3501 i mixed slimecicle and saitama and then i used it in ms-paint to make bad 3ds stop motion animations
This exploit was so powerful whenever I enchanted my armor with fortify health it became part of me and it would kill me if I unequiped it.
To fix that sleep and then take it off
was?
Drink the ultimate healing potion, maybe that fixes everything
Lol that sounds like masterchief and his armor
Symbiotes man...
I lost it completely when he named the second fork. Love these videos, man
Just found this video and I was laughing out loud through most of the video. The exploits of Reanu Keaves and Burney Sanders should be a series. π
You know he's actually pretty good at making characters look like certain people, it actually looked like Keanu... before he started stretching everything out of course.
so back when he was still mortal
"Authorities around the world are still baffled as to why almost five thousand people have all spontaneously had heart attacks while sleeping in their beds."
Kira reeves
Thatβs a big spook
I'm more consered with why those people ever upvoted this video with that evil warning about what would happen when they liked it
Edit: so it seems they want the fake diploma more than their own mental health.
stigma of the rose buzzkill
the single most useful video on all of you tube!
Almost 4 for me π. I love rewatching these videos.
Forcing someone to buy a product they own and give you the money
*stonks*
Its like real life you know
I wish we could buy games that way...
I tried this glitch but why is it not working?
@@colt8465 maybe you did something wrong?
@@mauer1 I went to a merchant, clicked on my name, clicked on his name and pressed e
Did spliff buy the fake diploma?
There's a tad more than 20k likes.
In spiffs naming conventions ur name sounds like ghandi
The world may never know
I got a phone call from Reanu Keeves he told me Spiffing did buy the fake diploma and now he's at God tier level.
Yee
A Todd more
You ever just come back to these videos years later and use them as the worldβs most entertaining exploit tutorial
Great narration, as always.
Imagine being a simple town guard, just minding your business, catching a thief or pickpocket every blue moon, reminiscing about your younger years as an adventurer, enforcing institutionalised racism against Khajiit, enjoying a sweet-rol every now and then. Then suddenly this immortal demi-God comes jumping out of nowhere, holding a fork, that is apparently made of pure lava. He goes around punching the local merchants. but before you can react you snap back to reality and it all just seemed a strange dream. Until you see that fucking fork guy punching another merchant, so this time you're determined to get this guy, you throw him in jail but he just smirks at you in a way that makes you nervous.. The last thing you remember before waking up again as if nothing happened is the unimaginable pain of two prongs of a fork melting through your flesh and the smell of burning meat, hair and fat.
''Hey, why is that guy punching merchants? Hey you! Stop th..''
Absolutely beautiful writing, breathtaking even
This better then all of Stephen kings book combined
Holy shit
Brilliant! Where are your short stories? Haha
he was busy reliving the time he took an arrow to the knee
Todd Howard: I am going into battle and i want your strongest potions
Reanu Keeves: MY POTIONS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU TRAVELER
they're _literally_ too strong for anyone
YES YOU REMEMBER THE MEME
@@cinnamongunfire Good classic memes deserve to be remembered and shared with younger generations of memers
THEY ARE OF THE STRONG AND YOU CLEARLY ARE OF THE WEAKEST
@@frostcrackle2374 i can only imagine a stereotypical potion beaker with really buff arms
The tag line should have been "it just works"
40:18 "why is the bucket floating?" - it's the magical bucket of gravitational assist, duh!
Magical bucket of gravitational assistance.
Oh some players have no idea how amazingly accurate that name is....