Skyrim Infinite Shout Build Is Broken - Skyrim Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

Dude's faith is so strong he still praise his god while laying on the ground paralyzed

Girl: "Why don't you take off your armor and come to bed?"
Reenu Keeves: "I will LITERALLY die."

Skyrim: "Let's add the coolest unarmed animations yet!"
Also Skyrim: "Let's remove the unarmed skill."

The canonically accurate Dragonborn

farkas: makes a joke
reanu keaves: laughs and playfully punches farkas in his shoulder
farkas: dies twice

So... any thief with a high enough sneak skill could easily kill Reanu Keeves by pickpocketing his armour off him...

Fun fact: Reanu Keeves' gear does not actually grants him any bonuses. It just unseals a tiny fraction of his reality-warping powers

Spiffing Brit: Gets unlimited shouts
Also Spiffing Brit: "Can you all line up so I only have to use one shout?"

"Excuse me, Todd, my quest-giving NPCs are paralyzed for eternity and this is no longer fun"
"... Have you tried turning them off and back on again?"

Spiff: *spends hours doing an infinite shout glitch*
Also Spiff: "Now if you could all just line up in a row so I only have to use one shout thanks."

i love that this whole series is about exploits but doesnt take advantage of the fact that waiting is almost instant if you toggle the free cam, wait, and then detoggle it. makes it so waiting 24 hours takes one second instead of 24

Vilkas: "I've never even heard of this outsider."
My dragonborn: *eye twitch* "Well, Vilkas, that makes you look like quite the fool then, doesn't it? I am The Last Dragonborn, Killer of the World Eater, Hero of all of Skyrim. I am Archmage of the College of Winterhold, Listener to the Darkbrotherhood, and Leader of Thieves. Does that ring a bell Vilkas? No? Well, I'll continue. I'm a Master of All Arcane knowledge, I consume Dragon Souls for breakfast, I've killed more dragons than you've ever even seen in your obviously very sheltered life, and I'm a master of the Thu'um. I can bend dragons to my will and force them to crawl as mortals on the ground. Do you know any ancient dragon language, Vilkas? No? I've stopped the ancient Dragonborn Miraak from returning from oblivion to enslave the world. I prevented the vampires from creating an eternal night and killing all of Tamriel. I'm also Thane of every Hold in this province. I have the blood and soul of a dragon. I'm stronger than any of you hope to be. You must be very sheltered if you haven't heard of me. I suppose you weren't aware of how many times life as you know it was in danger and who exactly saved it countless times. No, you lock yourself in a dusty old boat brooding about honor and your little mutt powers. It's funny that you claim to honor Ysgramor when you have literally zero knowledge of Nordic prophecy. If you did you would've known I'd come to save the world.
If I were you, Vilkas I'd get a newspaper and read up on current events once in a while. It's not healthy to isolate yourself so much."
Vilkas: "Here's my sword. Go take it up to Eorlund to have it sharpened. And be careful, it's probably worth more than you are."

Not gonna lie, I'm a bit disappointed he didn't install the mod that replaces the audio for ''Fus Ro Da'' with ''GOOD DAY, SIR!''

"I've never even heard of this outsider"
[Angrily sets down cup of tea and unsheathes sword]

Shame that he didn't discover the fun that can be had with freezing shouts. If something's charging at you and you freeze them, they maintain their momentum but lose nearly all of their friction, so they go sliding off into the sunset... or off the side of a mountain.

Reanu Keeves is so powerful he learns the three words of Unrelenting Force at one time even though only the first is available at Bleak Falls Barrow.

Eorlund: paralyzed
Spiffing: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"They say Ulfric killed the High King with is voice - shouted him to death" 27:00
This is what happened.

Brit: -If You need some help, give us a shout!
Me: Fus Ro Da!!!

100% Shout Only Build
Okay so basically this man is becoming Morgz inside of Skyrim.

Alternate title: Angry British man punches people until he can shout forever

Concept: adventuring party consisting of Reanu Keeves, Elon Husk, Seemour Clevage and Karen Kustody that goes on adventures challenging the laws of reality themselves with their exploits

If you just do the resto exploit a few times, the game will forget to take the buff off of the amulet of Talos, and you’ll have infinite shouts until you take off the amulet

You don't have to jump on the barrels to get outside of Whiterun. Takes too long. There is a wall on one of the houses that if you walk against you fall under the map and can run around. But very entertaining video. 👍

"Reanu Keeves has a great proposition: The first 6'000 persons to like"
Me: *look at the like meter up to 8.8k* Guess I'll die...

At this point Reeanu Kieves probably could even destroy the highest Divinity: TODD HOWARD, only by breathing at him

You don't have to do so many steps. If you drink special potion of restoration and then equip the Amulet of Talos, you will have no cooldown for shouts as long as you have the amulet equipped

I used to do the resto-loop glitch for shouts and I'd cast slow time, paralyze, unrelenting force downward while inside the no contact paralyzed npc launching them upward, then the kamehemea storm spell the npc propelling them into the air. Fun times

"arch necromancer" - only casts ice spells
this is peak game design, congrats tod

Old joke: Child protective services goes to the Dovahkiin's house and tell him he's under arrest for child abuse. "Ridiculous," he replies, "I've never laid a hand on them. I've only shouted at them."

This guy is hilarious 😂. The mighty Todd Howard would be pleased if he weren't so displeased.

Reanu Keeves fighting his way through skyrim one shotring everyone reminds me of his starring role, Wohn Jick.

When the spiffing Brit encounters a supposedly deadly enemy: “Right, what’s all this about then?”

5:38 You're telling me that this man knows his way around the most complicated exploits that make him a God among even those who claim omnipotence, yet did not know the command resurrect?

I have been using these videos as a guide
Thank you Spiff, I am now completely undefeatable.

about the gate lock, there is a certain level of exp that each dungeon must provide players within each area of stealth magic and might.

"Steal a thousand gold and be a millionaire!"
Quick maths!

16:57 Don't worry, they're sustainably harvested, vegan dragon souls.

An easier way to get into the hidden chest in white Run is to hold a bowl infront of you at the stone wall behind the training area for the wolf people and do the sprint shout into it. It will let you move through the wall and set you right outside the sky forge at the chest

You couldn't get the dragon souls from the dragons since you also have to finish the quest where you defeat the dragon attacking Whiterun.

Heretic: This game has too many glitches and exploits
Intellectuals: That is one of the reasons as to why this game is great in the first place

At the outro: "if you need a hand, give us a shout"...
*unlimited shouts commence for unlimited hands

The epic adventures continue 🤣🤣
Great editing and reference to past video
Brilliant

"Farkas why can't you even sit anywhere normally"
I mean... Skjor said he has strength of Ysgramor and his brother has the smarts so..

*"Oh he definitely didn't survive that one. My goodness."* - Spiffing Britt 2020

“Why have we killed everyone!?”
A lot of people- from north to south- throughout history have asked that question, friend, but the thing is they always ask it AFTER they did it and not asked, “Why SHOULD we kill everyone” beforehand.

Stenvar "You've been a good friend to me. That means some-"
Spiff "Wabam!"

I've been experimenting with this glitch and came across some interesting effects that have, no doubt, been known by Skyrim players probably since 2012 but is new to me (and works in SE, too). Infinite shouts? Amulets of the divines? How about reducing the confusing process of alchemy stacking through equipping/unequipping menu navigation? You can make a bunch of cheap gold rings, enchant them with fortify alchemy, and stack the fortification this way like you can with Amulets of Talos. Then, obviously, you create massively powerful potions of fortify enchanting and then, obviously, you make a powerful ring of Alchemy. A one ring to rule them all, so to say. The best part? The game gets super confused, and if the rings are in a stack you can equip more than what you have on your person.
It gets even better, though. Because while you are equipping in werewolf form, these items are absolutely NOT mutually exclusive. If you want to equip 69 of each amulet of the divines, multiple fortify carry weight rings that makes you stronger than fifty Hulk Hogans, your One Ring of Alchemy you made earlier, you can do that. It just works!

Stenvar: "You've been a good friend to me"
Reanu Keeves: "About that..."

I love how none of the skyrim vids begin as "well we're trying a new exploit since the devs patched the last one"...
Cuz that'd NEVER happen

10:32 Poor Farkas the werewolf. No one taught that boy how to "sit".

Im so glad to learn about the hold shift to equip, i have been stressing about that🤣🤣 thank you sir

The thing that really stood out to me in this video was the fact that I got legitimately excited about the concept of an additional bag of tea in my non-existent rations.

Spiffing brit: "in order to do a shout only build you're going to need to know a few exploits"
Mitten squad: hold my beer

Dude seriously thank you for these videos they give me my laughs every time I watch one literally so hard I start crying so thank you for that😂🤣

0:31 its not a stack overflow error, its just an integer overflow error. Stack overflow occurs when you calls a function too many times

24:40 "They say The Spiffing Brit murdered the guards with his voice! Shouted them to pieces!"

Imagine fighting someone and they just walk past you and loots the chess next to you while you’re impaling him with ice

The barrel is a slow method of getting to the chest. What I do, is whirlwind sprint onto Jorvasskr, then whirlwind sprint over to the roof awning on the wall, then simply walk off the edge out of bounds

It’s funny any time I watch these videos I always have a cup of tea in front of me as everyone else should as well

25:47
i think you shouted an flying arrow right back into his head.

Watching you break games over your knee in such a classy fashion cures my depression :)

I had a theory this was possible I'm glad you were able to figure it out.

I like to think that the gate being locked represented a brute of a bandit who raided the cave once and broke off the side of the gate became he couldn't pick the lock. So instead of being pathetic at defense, the spellswords didn't even realized the gate was locked because they just walked around it.

The amazing story of how the most powerful man in Skyrim,Reanu Keeves, achieved his dream of becoming a metal vocalist.

"Hodd Toward" caught me off guard xD

Iv never enjoyed a a skyrim video more you are so funny bro

Just started watching your videos and you crack me up good sir

The icing on the cake is that we know Bethesda won't be patching any of these lol, great vid I love your stuff

I love that the magic system is so underpowered in Skyrim that even Spiff couldn't make an overpowered magic build. Thank you Todd, top marks.

9:54 im like 75% sure that im giving todd a bit too much credit here, but that door being built like that could show the enemy's incompetence and lack of wealth.

I laugh so much watching all of your videos. You are the best.

Any Game: *Exists*
Reanu Keeves: "Are you challenging me?"

25:48 "This one took an arrow to the head"
You were almost there Spiffing... you were so close

if he’s sitting on the grindstone, you can sell to him while underneath the forge and if you wait 24 hours, his inventory resets. no need to leave and re-enter

Funny thing is the end result of this build is actually more lore accurate than not having it

There is an enchantment that can be found on some boots, that make you go faster. Disenchant these boots and use exploits to make yourself a true Sonic The Hedgehog. mix this with the "slow time" shout, and you get to be Quicksilver from the x-men movies. you should also use the exploit that you showed today, making time slowed down forever.

You can get a free, quest-locked Amulet of Talos in Solitude when you enter for the first time. They want you to do this exploit, they even cut the guy's head off for it!
Also, the Restoration Potion exploit DOES work with the Amulet of Talos, it just doesnt show. No Lycanthropy required.

now I know this is a old vid and I know I've probably watched it before but spiff I love your vids and watch them all over and over I even ordered some Yorkshire tea online because I wanted to gain the amazing super powers it imparts and now all my Skyrim characters are super powered and my love life is better than ever before so...

11:59 "nothing has changed in this situation to let me leave" other than the lever he said he was going to pull to let you out

So he really is...breathtaking.
No, i wont see myself out.

Reanu keeves should be able to crouch and become totally invisible (very high stealth) by just the power of digestives.

Very cool ad stransition. I don't remember the add and I know you don't choose the ads. I Just think it was great AI at work. And I like your style

If you use Slow Time and angle Unrelenting Force just right you can send someone flying. For some reason they don't die from fall damage though.

Trust me Todd knows EXACTLY what he's done.
F for Stenvar.

Hey my NPC is broken
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Holy carp thanks so much I have been trying so hard to get this glitch to work on pc and this helps so much

You can also simply chug one of those incredibly broken restoration potions and then equip an amulet of talos to eliminate the shout cooldown for as long as you leave the amulet on.

Spiff: Stenvar i've been a good friend to you.
Also Spiff sets him on fire.

Tod: "Apparently our games are buggy, the internet said so, so it's true"
Everyone playing Skyrim:

You can exploit the skyforge faster with whirlwind sprint and a platter at the jorvasker mead hall on the side facing the skyforge by placing the platter flat against the short wall, making sure the platter is between the wooden supports, and simply shouting yourself through the wall. Then just run over to the hidden chest and loot it, repeat the exploit as often as you wish for infinite money, smithing, and resources.

Here’s my theory about the guard with an arrow in his head: the guard shot an arrow at reanu and reanu fus ro dah’d that crap back into his head

0:02 and they said I was crazy when I saw a bird-man in skyrim.

the madlad is back

when you get to that chest you can proceed to walk out of the stairs to Jorrvaskr like a boss. look to the right of where you see it from and walk between two pillars of textures. I've also jumped out onto one of the rocks around Jorrvaskr

Hail KRplus algorithm 😘 love ur vidoe man 🤣🤣🤣 and the Humour

I pledge my life and aleigence to Yorkshire tea, the queen, spiffCO and Reanu-San

10:00 Well, if I was to justify the gate in character, then it would be a nice funnel. Sure, people can just walk around it... but in a raid, the firs thing an invading force of soldiers would do would be to walk around it. Single file, one at a time, right into a large group of sentries. They could also climb over, but then, they might climb onto someone's spear. It also makes it hard to get carriages in without opening the gate, which limits how much people can steal from the place. Sure, they can grab some gold coins, but they can't effectively carry out 20 bags of grain that the group needs to survive the winter.
To put it in videogame terms: Let's say you are a boss that can respawn and come back later in the story as long as no one headshots you. So what do you do? You add a big blowing weak spot on your belly. Everyone will target it. Sometimes, an obvious and very weakness can force enemies into only thinking of certain options. Even if the weakness is real and does real damage, it can help you avoid an even greater weakness.

un real. this is absolutely fantastic. keep making us laugh. I laughed so hard I cried