My Decaying Mind in Quarantine

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  • 게시일 2020. 08. 07.
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  • @minion_luvr_
    @minion_luvr_ 3 년 전 +55474

    “This is my favorite piece of equipment, it’s a rag” -James 2020

  • @ieatcheese8744
    @ieatcheese8744 3 년 전 +4568

    Rose's search history: *HoW tO cHoKe A nEcKlEsS pErSoN*

  • @ZayJayPlays
    @ZayJayPlays 년 전 +441

    "It's important to have a reason to exercise. Mine is self loathing."
    Love it.

  • @yesnt-yz7ij
    @yesnt-yz7ij 년 전 +510

    anyone else notice the tabs open at 4:03? james is such a clever mastermind, made me laugh

  • @ElighSoFly
    @ElighSoFly 3 년 전 +607

    Anyone else notice the tabs he had.
    1. How to talk to girls
    2. How to get girls to text back
    3. Girlfriend asmr cuddling and playing
    4. What does simp mean
    5. Anyone wanna be my girlfriend
    6. How to record screen

  • @T00684
    @T00684 3 년 전 +770

    “So when edd was 40 that means rose was 9”
    Edd’s father: *SON WHY IS THE FBI HERE*

    • @TheGoatMan890
      @TheGoatMan890 3 년 전 +6

      He's probably dead from old age

    • @justixn__6070
      @justixn__6070 3 년 전 +2

      👁👄👁

    • @TheGoatMan890
      @TheGoatMan890 3 년 전 +1

      @ALKEBULAN NI MOJA I watched your thing and I agree but can you please not post comments on a dang video on KRplus it's like the people asking for followers on their meme page on Instagram

    • @kateriwasch8971
      @kateriwasch8971 3 년 전 +1

      creepy right!!!!

  • @mdhasan8716
    @mdhasan8716 년 전 +68

    James: *Does mathematical calculations to determine age gaps and whatnot*
    Me: Hmm, lets take a look at James's tabs in 4:00

    • @michaeldent6933
      @michaeldent6933 10 개월 전 +2

      what do they say?

    • @BlanketsAndLions
      @BlanketsAndLions 7 개월 전

      @@michaeldent6933how to get a girlfriend etc…

    • @Ahmedgem963
      @Ahmedgem963 개월 전

      ​@michaeldent6933 how to get Girlfriend

    • @rainbowolf2595
      @rainbowolf2595 개월 전

      ​@@michaeldent6933 "how to talk to girls" "how to get girls to text back" "girlfriend ASMR cuddling and- (cuts off)" "what does simp mean" "anyone wanna be my girlfriend?" And "how to screen record"

  • @butchmagnus6927
    @butchmagnus6927 3 년 전 +6757

    Imagine a 40yr old big Ed looking at 7yr old Rose and telling his friends one day he will marry her

  • @trolmaso
    @trolmaso 3 년 전 +640

    “I don’t care if it’s fake,
    *_This smile is real_* “
    Why is this relatable.

  • @gamergala6393
    @gamergala6393 4 개월 전 +12

    I actually love both Alan Becked and DJ, it's super cool to see them mentioning/interactingwith one another.

  • @KindlyIsma
    @KindlyIsma 년 전 +35

    this man is the embodiment of good content

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 3 년 전 +275

    James in the clothes video: "I don't care about my outward appearance"
    James here: "People call me skinny and it hurts me"

  • @Fritz19791975
    @Fritz19791975 3 년 전 +5442

    Everyone: quarantine is so boring
    gamers: Just a day in the life

  • @Feets_niffa69
    @Feets_niffa69 년 전 +23

    7:23
    “Do 10 pushups”
    Me watching this in my car: 👁️👄👁️

  • @stickbug09
    @stickbug09 년 전 +11

    OH MY GOD IS THAT BIG ED?! I was rolling from that 💀

  • @Tassoandbonno917
    @Tassoandbonno917 9 개월 전 +6

    “Ohh my god is that big Ed” Got me laughing my butt off great vid btw

  • @krispop9887
    @krispop9887 3 년 전 +560

    “IS THAT A SHARK? OH MY GOD THEY HAVE SEVEN PEOPLE PULLING IT UP!”
    Animal crossing villager: imma put that whale shark in my pocket

  • @plantimations1232
    @plantimations1232 3 년 전 +856

    Therapist:
    “Don’t worry, James with a nose isn’t real, he can’t hurt y-“
    5:35

    • @ardencarroll6584
      @ardencarroll6584 3 년 전 +41

      If I ever use that many emojis, I want you to shoot me.

    • @sillygooseman6130
      @sillygooseman6130 3 년 전 +9

      soldiermaanSZN bro stfu it’s not real

    • @childrenareyummyleo5590
      @childrenareyummyleo5590 3 년 전 +7

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b its a clickbait comment people

    • @gianna2049
      @gianna2049 3 년 전 +8

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b i really hate you

    • @virgilmaier1527
      @virgilmaier1527 3 년 전 +8

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b Stop spamming people ! I mean seriously, I bet if I click that link, it will take me to some website with a virus in it or something.

  • @kirstenlandgraf7615

    5:59 Really?!?!? I love Alans Channel! He is, for me, the only person I can truly look up to, whenever I decide to draw stuff on my own.
    Also: dont get me wrong, your channel is just as awesome!

  • @morfa_studios6698
    @morfa_studios6698 3 개월 전 +4

    Quarantine was actually great for me, I got good sleep, learnt more stuff and excersised more.

  • @angelgonzalez-te3vj
    @angelgonzalez-te3vj 3 년 전 +442

    Jame's tabs:"how to get a girl"
    "how to get a girl to text back"
    "What does simp mean"
    "Anyone wanna be my girlfriend"

  • @That1AIMan
    @That1AIMan 3 년 전 +574

    His tabs:
    How to talk to girls
    How to get girls to text you back
    Girlfriend ASMR cuddling
    What does simp mean
    Anyone wanna be my girlfriend

  • @ShapeShuffle
    @ShapeShuffle 26 일 전 +2

    Hearing night mind narrate James's decrepit and depressed face as his cheakbones sharpened was hilarious

  • @TessaKelecius
    @TessaKelecius 년 전 +2

    these videos are the perfect thing to cheer yourself up when your feeling down

  • @anonl1909
    @anonl1909 3 년 전 +301

    Fun fact: James does not have nose in his comics but in real life he does. So his comics are descendants of Voldemort.

  • @strawberry8207
    @strawberry8207 3 년 전 +539

    James: Big Ed's daughter is 6 years older than Rose!
    Me: Trumps wife was 11 when he had his first child

    • @Kezzex
      @Kezzex 3 년 전 +10

      she* 😔🤚

    • @mochimia8606
      @mochimia8606 3 년 전 +54

      large age gaps are always so weird to me. especially when you already have kids and your next spouse is their age...

    • @qbit_3353
      @qbit_3353 3 년 전 +10

      **UnExPlAiNAblE cOuGh**

    • @xiarn1
      @xiarn1 3 년 전 +7

      Someone legit copy and pasted your comment and got more likes

    • @user-cn4se7ui6j
      @user-cn4se7ui6j 3 년 전 +6

      Wow really

  • @phoenixdouchebag904
    @phoenixdouchebag904 10 개월 전 +4

    Now that most parts of the world have mostly moved on from Quarantinea due to Covid, videos like this feel like a time capsule. Crazy to think it was only 3 years ago but still feels far away from now.

  • @jefffffffffffffff
    @jefffffffffffffff 년 전 +1

    Since this video, I've been inspired by James to start working out! I started with barely being able to bench the bar but now I have been working out everyday and now im going for my senior record of 290 lbs! Thanks James! You really did change my life

  • @serialchiller5710
    @serialchiller5710 3 년 전 +448

    "do 10 push ups right now"
    "LOOOSER"
    I lost it

    • @nancykenney5582
      @nancykenney5582 3 년 전 +3

      soldiermaanSZN THATS AN IP GRABBER

    • @nodn3rb
      @nodn3rb 3 년 전

      @@nancykenney5582 igjt

    • @exists8238
      @exists8238 3 년 전 +1

      To everybody who reads this, help America take the first napkin by reporting these spam bots!This is the 2020 steel ball run!It starts in...3 2 1 GO GO GO

    • @scarlett5429
      @scarlett5429 3 년 전 +1

      I did 4 😂I can't do push ups but sit up I can I can do a lot more than push ups 😅

    • @islagrace9179
      @islagrace9179 3 년 전 +2

      I did it tho
      I went and did 10 push-ups (on my knees tho)
      Lol

  • @mistabutd1101
    @mistabutd1101 3 년 전 +488

    “And I miss wiping my butt with toilet paper instead of my dog”
    - James 2020

  • @Omelette-ql2ff
    @Omelette-ql2ff 년 전 +36

    I might be one of the only people who actually liked being forced to never go outside. Don't judge me i just like staying indoors.

  • @HeatherHolt
    @HeatherHolt 년 전 +5

    Pretty crazy how “quarantine” already feels like a hundred years ago

  • @markues1838
    @markues1838 3 년 전 +640

    Imagine if 1 year ago we told James he would say “I miss wiping my butt with toilet paper instead of my dog.”

    • @alexverdana2435
      @alexverdana2435 3 년 전 +14

      my mind: *immediately goes to shane dawson and his cat* 😳

    • @jaysee797
      @jaysee797 3 년 전 +1

      null wow wow ok thats how it is

    • @randomthings8732
      @randomthings8732 3 년 전 +1

      @@nacroni oh my god.. what is that bug doing?

    • @sryld
      @sryld 3 년 전 +1

      null wow Rick roll?

    • @sryld
      @sryld 3 년 전 +1

      provoked yayeetboi3118 oh ok I didn't press it

  • @TheIllusioner
    @TheIllusioner 3 년 전 +418

    “ *Shave your head.* Who cares anymore?” Is honestly a mood

    • @nicole-op6vz
      @nicole-op6vz 3 년 전

      *cough* *cough*
      krplus.net/bidio/ZtaLlGSqg6WRoqg

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 3 년 전 +2

      @@nicole-op6vz okkrplus.net/bidio/o8inZ6BlgJm6i34

    • @braymation
      @braymation 3 년 전 +5

      don’t go to the links, it could possibly be a rick roll

    • @helloiamsanti
      @helloiamsanti 3 년 전 +2

      Bray Mation thanks for the warning lol

    • @littlesounder1932
      @littlesounder1932 3 년 전

      You might as well go bald for the rest of quarantine, better then turning into a living Chewbacca anyways.

  • @elizagabai2605
    @elizagabai2605 21 일 전 +2

    This is one of the best videos I’ve ever seen

  • @JustARandomPersonLol69420

    Quarantine was amazing for me. I was at my house with my family for 5 months and I had a 5 month long summer break. It. Was. AMAZING. I remember that quarantine was sort of a barrier in my life. During quarantine I started to see a lot of things about the real world on the internet and my mind was enlightened. I went from an ignorant 9 year old into a knowledgeable 10 year old in 5 months. Ever since then I remember things a lot more clearly than before quarantine. So I generally liked quarantine considering I’m an introvert.

  • @leahxfinity
    @leahxfinity 3 년 전 +472

    “Let’s just say he saves a lot of money on scarves”
    That’s the nicest insult I’ve ever heard and I have mad respect for you

  • @Oshawatt
    @Oshawatt 3 년 전 +3252

    I don’t think the world is ready for ripped James. This year has already been confusing enough

    • @ellieandrews4028
      @ellieandrews4028 3 년 전 +16

      dont wanna break the 100

    • @peter3327
      @peter3327 3 년 전 +20

      Odd1sout-Can you believe a world where your step daughter is older than you
      Me-I guess you've never seen modern family

    • @ashmuhammad9709
      @ashmuhammad9709 3 년 전 +1

      Mhm

    • @jasmine-bi4fv
      @jasmine-bi4fv 3 년 전 +4

      i told everyone he would get *BUFF*

    • @niknakztv4869
      @niknakztv4869 3 년 전 +1

      krplus.net/bidio/YNamm2CXiHyuiJw

  • @kleverkolu850
    @kleverkolu850 년 전

    7:08 I love how your plushies are perfect for your weights and as your lucky charms.

  • @yasqueen9376
    @yasqueen9376 11 개월 전 +1

    “Do ten push-ups”
    Me who’s sore from roller derby and yard work and it’s also 4:30 AM and I should really try to sleep instead of binging TheOdd1’sOut

  • @nexmasher
    @nexmasher 3 년 전 +512

    4:06
    “How to talk to girls”
    “How to get girls to text back”
    “Girlfriend ASMR cuddling and p”Cuts off there
    “What does simp mean”
    “Anyone want to be my girlfriend”
    “How to record screen”
    Good job,James

    • @thepeej07
      @thepeej07 3 년 전 +37

      He always sneaks in comedy! Right when you think you've found all the jokes in one video, you re-watch it and find EVEN MORE jokes! Hes do funny!
      Edit: Thanks for showing this to me I wouldve never noticed 😅😅😅

    • @SerpensOculus
      @SerpensOculus 3 년 전 +22

      look at the saved site at that same clip.
      How to kiss
      R/Relationships
      (the logo for furaffinity.com)
      celebrity feet
      girlfriend gift
      cooking for 1
      THE TWILIGHT SAGA on twitter
      how to love yourself
      buying subscribers
      bing
      glue calories
      myspace
      fimfiction (my little pony fanfiction)

    • @thepeej07
      @thepeej07 3 년 전 +1

      @@SerpensOculus r u a slytherin? 🐍🐍🐍

    • @PianoHypnoshroom
      @PianoHypnoshroom 3 년 전

      Alya Ochus stole that right out of my mouth

    • @SerpensOculus
      @SerpensOculus 3 년 전

      @@thepeej07 indeed i am, my friend

  • @Spwo0
    @Spwo0 3 년 전 +425

    James: “I liked wiping my butt with toilet paper instead of my dog.”
    Me: (see’s toilet paper in background) “You liar.”

    • @badboys6590
      @badboys6590 3 년 전 +3

      Tory Stokes
      krplus.net/bidio/dreLeJeJnnvGe4Y

    • @dedenyt
      @dedenyt 3 년 전 +2

      ESchool new that doesnt answer it bucko

    • @nikoproto
      @nikoproto 3 년 전

      this reply section looks as if its full of little children mushing their grubby hands on mommy's ipad

    • @patricestephen1631
      @patricestephen1631 3 년 전 +1

      Can this make a hit 🔥?krplus.net/bidio/daypc6B5lLDKk34

    • @ahmetdere3606
      @ahmetdere3606 3 년 전

      krplus.net/bidio/hN2bn6eca3i1apw

  • @lilymasters2863
    @lilymasters2863 년 전 +3

    The Night Mind cameo made me incredibly happy

  • @cosygoose1813
    @cosygoose1813 년 전 +1

    The reference to the bee and spider video with the picture in the background, just shows how much effort they put in every video.

  • @legallybrunette4
    @legallybrunette4 3 년 전 +450

    Patrick: “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
    Ed: “Is mayonnaise hair gel?”

    • @siamenace4680
      @siamenace4680 3 년 전 +4

      soldiermaanSZN scam

    • @oneabelwilliam
      @oneabelwilliam 3 년 전 +4

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b are you a bot or something??

    • @daniidelrey
      @daniidelrey 3 년 전 +3

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b i knew it was a scam because the grammar is worse than some chinese toy

    • @Jellybei
      @Jellybei 3 년 전 +4

      You guys report him for unwanted commercial content or spam

    • @anarios2523
      @anarios2523 3 년 전 +2

      @Tazertime 3000 yeaaa o-o

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod 3 년 전 +200

    Me:"I'm terrified of Buff James"
    My therapist:"Buff James isn't real,he can't hurt you."
    Buff James:

  • @DaylightProtagonist
    @DaylightProtagonist 19 일 전 +1

    James: tlc is a channel
    Me:bfdi go brr

  • @NationofLaskoea
    @NationofLaskoea 5 개월 전 +3

    As an introvert, I didn’t even know quarantine was happening

  • @Tyler-ip7mj
    @Tyler-ip7mj 3 년 전 +588

    If James only has Floof and himself then who's filming him?
    It's Floof.
    Floof is filming him

  • @farahkhan2654
    @farahkhan2654 3 년 전 +15173

    James is living proof that the "delete history" button has saved more lives then superman.

  • @shurbs3332
    @shurbs3332 년 전 +2

    “A man meets a young child *they sort of like each other* !” 💀💀💀

  • @sarah98917
    @sarah98917 25 일 전 +2

    4:47 I remember someone talking about this guy

  • @ax-wx6ol
    @ax-wx6ol 3 년 전 +392

    “So how did you save the world, dad?”
    “I stayed at home watching anime”

    • @pungenttrout1391
      @pungenttrout1391 3 년 전 +1

      LOL 😂

    • @erenfroger5356
      @erenfroger5356 3 년 전 +10

      and then i gained a stand and traveled to egypt with my grandfather, an Egyptian fortune teller, a french swordsman, a japanese schoolboy and a dog addicted to coffee gum to kill an over 100 year old vampire. it was very bizarre.

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 3 년 전 +1

      Same

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 3 년 전 +2

      @@erenfroger5356 oh, you're approaching me?

    • @NinaDeCanela
      @NinaDeCanela 3 년 전 +1

      me lmaooo

  • @alvinbenny4649
    @alvinbenny4649 3 년 전 +609

    Big Ed: in his 40s, going through mid-life crisis
    Rose: *learning how to tie her shoelaces*

  • @V1CT0R1A_PL4YZ
    @V1CT0R1A_PL4YZ 년 전 +1

    James: It’s so hard to be a good person!
    Next video: *IM A GOOD PERSON >:D*

  • @yolomolo2736
    @yolomolo2736 6 개월 전 +1

    No matter how many times I see this video, James talking about garbage video and then maaz’s video pops up will always make me chuckle

  • @kerhs6986
    @kerhs6986 3 년 전 +669

    “Why are we still here. Just to suffer. Everynight, in our homes.”

  • @JamerG
    @JamerG 3 년 전 +554

    Are we gonna talk about the fact that James is friends with *Alan Becker?*
    _THE Alan Becker?!_

  • @xll5906
    @xll5906 년 전

    Almost to 20 mill, you deserve it 😊

  • @Thunderswap_gaming

    8:06 got my bursting out in laughter

  • @fern7409
    @fern7409 3 년 전 +432

    James: talks about his quarantine.
    James 3 minutes after: “IMAGINE HAVE A MOTHER 6 YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU!”

    • @AvidAvgeek
      @AvidAvgeek 3 년 전 +2

      Idk what to say about this

    • @smiley5401
      @smiley5401 3 년 전 +3

      That would probably be a step mom :)

    • @dylan-wf2li
      @dylan-wf2li 3 년 전

      @@smiley5401 NANI? STEPBRO WHAT DID U JUST SAY

    • @3269babygirl
      @3269babygirl 3 년 전

      Ža1 I 6and you know

    • @smiley5401
      @smiley5401 3 년 전

      @@dylan-wf2li Step sis, I did not say anything naughty though.

  • @benyamin7709
    @benyamin7709 3 년 전 +420

    James: *"I'm not a furry"*
    Also james: *Aggressively French kisses a grizzly bear*

  • @Jonthecat18
    @Jonthecat18 년 전 +1

    Love the gravity falls joke with the eye ball

  • @lillinade7069
    @lillinade7069 년 전

    I've been watching you for exactly 2 years now and still haven't gone to vid con bc it's 2 far wuv you and keep up the good work

  • @m8sk275
    @m8sk275 3 년 전 +1251

    “Its hard to be a good person” James hinting towards his new song

  • @cyn3563
    @cyn3563 3 년 전 +360

    "OMG IS THAT BIG ED?!"
    *Dont disrespect the FISH like that*

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 년 전

      *Omg Theodd1sout commented on my new video

    • @artemis_time5924
      @artemis_time5924 3 년 전 +2

      the fish doesn't deserve that

    • @Kingalex5541
      @Kingalex5541 3 년 전

      @@riskyy2657 no he did not watch comment on your vid you view/watchtime begger!

    • @breadong
      @breadong 3 년 전 +1

      Riskyy do we even care? gtfo normie

  • @normayt69
    @normayt69 년 전 +1

    The eye bats from Gravity Falls was a nice touch.

  • @anthonyharrison308
    @anthonyharrison308 4 개월 전 +1

    "TLC? The Learning Channel?" *crosses out lame*... that was the best scene ever

  • @goldenreward3797
    @goldenreward3797 3 년 전 +502

    Therapist:
    “Don’t worry, Thicc James cant hurt y-“
    1:21

    • @Saph_KMV
      @Saph_KMV 3 년 전 +19

      soldiermaanSZN I don’t care.

    • @eeev4832
      @eeev4832 3 년 전 +11

      @@Saph_KMV i cant tell if it's a bot or just a desperate youtuber

    • @blayeg8716
      @blayeg8716 3 년 전 +2

      soldiermaanSZN achoo

    • @ifunnydotcomwatermark2616
      @ifunnydotcomwatermark2616 3 년 전 +2

      Damn dat boi got some CAKE

    • @iykigugu6798
      @iykigugu6798 3 년 전 +1

      @@ifunnydotcomwatermark2616 ikrkrplus.net/bidio/o8inZ6BlgJm6i34

  • @orionmoore9161
    @orionmoore9161 3 년 전 +1924

    Conspiracy theory: James hasn't uploaded in 3 months because he's now on My Strange Addiction

  • @elinastrum7789
    @elinastrum7789 6 개월 전 +1

    4:03 THE TABS😭😭😭

  • @june_xm
    @june_xm 년 전 +1

    4.09 the tabs on the top omg😂

  • @orion2826
    @orion2826 3 년 전 +333

    Other: "I hate quarantine, I like when the earth is still normal"
    Me, an indoor, introvert and shy person: *_"What's the difference?"_*

  • @Zhangqcarol
    @Zhangqcarol 3 년 전 +740

    Nobody:
    James: *silently roasts TheAMaazing while making a video*

    • @bushtruck
      @bushtruck 3 년 전 +6

      Doing my part to entertain people. Just started my channel where I take trucks into the mountains and bag on them. I just wanna make some people laugh

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 년 전 +2

      *Omg Theodd1sout commented on my new video

    • @JoyBoy865
      @JoyBoy865 3 년 전 +4

      Friendship is importantkrplus.net/bidio/fLtwkXWJoK68eHI

    • @boopdoop4524
      @boopdoop4524 3 년 전 +2

      Riskyy shut up

    • @tayyayeyate
      @tayyayeyate 3 년 전 +1

      Omg ur video got commented by him i saw it

  • @brookiecookie9305
    @brookiecookie9305 2 개월 전

    After three years, I finally figured out what James’s strange addiction is: Counting. Sprinkles.

  • @potatottumus829
    @potatottumus829 3 년 전 +235

    James in 2019: *skeleton noise* James in 2020: *giornos theme intensifies*

  • @markusdez1748
    @markusdez1748 3 년 전 +444

    James: “ eat healthy”. Me an intelectual: *puts away semi sweet chocolate chips and eats dark chocolate chips instead*

  • @bryantwyatt3587
    @bryantwyatt3587 년 전 +1

    " this is my treadmEAL "
    wholesome

  • @King_of_persassy
    @King_of_persassy 6 개월 전

    James casually calling The amaazing trash at the beginning is weirdly funny😂😂😂

  • @thetramthatstops7159
    @thetramthatstops7159 3 년 전 +291

    James: Here's the graph
    His Open Tabs: how to talk to girls, how to get girls to text back, girlfriend asmr cuddling, what does simp mean, anyone wanna be my girlfriend?
    His Bookmarks: how to kiss, relationships on reddit, celebrity feet, girlfriend gift spider, cooking for 1, the twilight saga, buying subscribers, google search for bing, calories in glue, fimfiction-my little pony fanfiction

    • @rajt9996
      @rajt9996 3 년 전 +2

      I saw the exact same comment lol

    • @Lior353
      @Lior353 3 년 전 +2

      i think james wants a girlfriend....

    • @alcabone1126
      @alcabone1126 3 년 전

      theres also celebrity feet

    • @alcabone1126
      @alcabone1126 3 년 전

      Buying subscribers

    • @lori7744
      @lori7744 3 년 전

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b that brought me to a tik tok tribute-

  • @Suejamin
    @Suejamin 3 년 전 +473

    “Wash your hands and wear your seatbelt.” Good. He’s still got a piece of his mind.

    • @SC-hk6bs
      @SC-hk6bs 3 년 전 +2

      What mind?

    • @h.hidden3603
      @h.hidden3603 3 년 전 +1

      This mind m.krplus.net/bidio/mLCbl5NkdG_OfZQ

    • @abdullah011
      @abdullah011 3 년 전

      @@SC-hk6bs uh oh someones mind is corrupting

  • @jesushtoo6022
    @jesushtoo6022 년 전 +1

    6:43 “anyway” -James 2020

  • @Basil_omor12
    @Basil_omor12 년 전

    James: Its so hard hard to be a good person
    Also James : *Made a song about being a good person*

  • @narutobear9300
    @narutobear9300 3 년 전 +585

    James: "I have no one to talk to but floof and my mind"
    The cameraman: *existing in his house at **6:26*

    • @LyricsVillage
      @LyricsVillage 3 년 전 +59

      Maybe floof is the cameraman.

    • @bankrobber6993
      @bankrobber6993 3 년 전 +3

      @@LyricsVillage oooh yeh prob

    • @borjay992
      @borjay992 3 년 전 +1

      Lol

    • @bankrobber6993
      @bankrobber6993 3 년 전

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b lmfaoo

    • @BOOTSTUDIO
      @BOOTSTUDIO 3 년 전

      I don't know if you could check my KRplus, I make funny animations, and I believe you won't be disappointed,,, sorry for spamming.

  • @EdisonKong
    @EdisonKong 3 년 전 +801

    James: talks about how quarantine is boring and can't go out with friends
    MrBeast: lets have 10 people be crammed together in an island

    • @1fly592
      @1fly592 3 년 전 +2

      L o l

    • @k1zzez
      @k1zzez 3 년 전 +2

      *𝙂𝙂*

    • @1fly592
      @1fly592 3 년 전 +1

      @@k1zzez nani

    • @Ellie333jmtqkl
      @Ellie333jmtqkl 3 년 전

      XDDD🤣🤣🤣

    • @k1zzez
      @k1zzez 3 년 전 +1

      *but aren’t they gonna touch things- probably talk or make some sort of social contact with one another-?*

  • @pbmakesmusicandstuff

    ur videos are never trash. u are mu FAVORITE KRplusR EVER

  • @trarredbandit9734
    @trarredbandit9734 3 년 전 +420

    James: "As i start watching more garbage...."
    TV: *shows Mauz*

  • @mihaionyx4603
    @mihaionyx4603 년 전

    "This is my favorite work out equipment, a rag. It stops me from hitting my head during pull ups"
    *BANG*

  • @GhostBoy.021
    @GhostBoy.021 개월 전 +1

    3:47 James just turned into MatPat from Film Theory

  • @owotxkuwu9518
    @owotxkuwu9518 3 년 전 +501

    7:50
    James: “shave your head, who cares anyways?”
    BadBoyHalo: *“millions of people”*

  • @junky3795
    @junky3795 3 년 전 +140

    “If you become trashy enough, you’ll get on TV”
    -James 2020

  • @larmckenna4940
    @larmckenna4940 년 전 +2

    I feel you James, me and my family were going to go to Disney Land but Covid hit so we couldn’t go 😢

  • @Sparrow372
    @Sparrow372 년 전 +1

    The fish joke got me

  • @abbthebabb
    @abbthebabb 3 년 전 +450

    The slim-jim/slender-james joke was great

  • @mr.ashtastic8063
    @mr.ashtastic8063 3 년 전 +1947

    “I’m the REAL Pokémon master, you hear?!” Ash took that personally

    • @foam3132
      @foam3132 3 년 전 +23

      Mate, to become a true pokemon master, you need to have a female companion for every single season of a series

    • @hollowedheralds3332
      @hollowedheralds3332 3 년 전 +9

      *Ace Trainer Red would like to know your location*

    • @foam3132
      @foam3132 3 년 전 +3

      Red, Ash's oldest enemy

    • @SkylerAnimations
      @SkylerAnimations 3 년 전 +2

      You speak wise words

    • @mr.ashtastic8063
      @mr.ashtastic8063 3 년 전

      Who are you talking to skyler?

  • @ToastsAmazingAdventures
    @ToastsAmazingAdventures 6 개월 전 +1

    I just wanted to say... "James" my mind is STILL decaying.

  • @RoRo-ez1wq
    @RoRo-ez1wq 2 년 전 +3937

    “I don’t care if the show is fake, this smile is real” I LOVE THIS DUDE

  • @VSEVEN
    @VSEVEN 3 년 전 +194

    No one:
    James : use graph to show the relationship and age of both humans

    • @Big0leBee
      @Big0leBee 3 년 전 +2

      When you are a former math major who becomes a youtuber that talks about memes.

    • @paytonpickles8940
      @paytonpickles8940 3 년 전 +1

      He was wearing a math nerd shirt too

    • @YaBoiChu
      @YaBoiChu 3 년 전

      sorry y’all to self-promote y’all man I’m just trying to reach my goal and grow a bigger fan base and I want y’all to be apart of it if y’all could give my vids a chance

    • @danielfu704
      @danielfu704 3 년 전

      look at the windows he opened at the top

  • @Angeldust12920
    @Angeldust12920 2 개월 전

    I loved quarantine as a teen who got bullied a lot around that time the anxiety lessened a lot when I was at home. now I do homeschooling due to an incident at my school and love the lack of socializing so much

  • @randomsmall-governmentguy2221

    James is such a master mind at randomly and cleverly introducing his real self in the video for maximum comedy 😂