HUMAN ROCK BASICALLY TOO DRUNK TO DIE | Payday 2 Stoic Perk Deck

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  • @pixelfencer
    @pixelfencer 3 년 전 +19401

    When you get 10% off on free

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 년 전 +682

      Me: *STONKS!*
      Wait no DON'T LAUNCH THAT MORTA-

    • @pixelfencer
      @pixelfencer 3 년 전 +110

      Wow thanks for the heart and pin man

    • @Rzormc
      @Rzormc 3 년 전 +52

      OH HO HO FIRE ZE STONKS

    • @cthulhurage4580
      @cthulhurage4580 3 년 전 +20

      Mortar would like to know your location

    • @legion8829
      @legion8829 3 년 전 +22

      “Some body go get me my money”
      -Black Coach man

  • @epicgamer9946
    @epicgamer9946 3 년 전 +2936

    “Do it no balls” *shoots archduke Frantz Ferdinand starting world war *

    • @texatron
      @texatron 3 년 전 +73

      *enters belgium to pass through france*

    • @ISwearMyNameIsJohn
      @ISwearMyNameIsJohn 3 년 전 +67

      "do it no balls" *indirectly makes anime*

    • @mattphillips5120
      @mattphillips5120 3 년 전 +23

      Austria-Hungary: so you have chosen death

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 3 년 전 +17

      @@ISwearMyNameIsJohn
      ...holy shit

    • @TwinkleNZ
      @TwinkleNZ 3 년 전 +16

      @@mattphillips5120 Japan: "Cheers I'll drink to that"

  • @rezlov_
    @rezlov_ 2 년 전 +5844

    "You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteeen" the Courier was using the stoic perk deck. The shot didn't kill him because the damage over time stopped and the damage went away.

    • @limited_sparkz740
      @limited_sparkz740 2 년 전 +56

      Underrated comment.

    • @rezlov_
      @rezlov_ 2 년 전 +29

      @@limited_sparkz740 Thanks! Hopefully, Badger sees it one day

    • @darkgamingisback456
      @darkgamingisback456 2 년 전 +21

      @TheRussianBadger
      #RussianBadgerwillseeyourpost

    • @redacted4452
      @redacted4452 2 년 전 +6

      Things make a lot more sense now

    • @cbtillery135
      @cbtillery135 2 년 전 +26

      Since it’s a vault 13 canteen, lots of people think that maybe it was jury rigged by the dude from vault 13 with the water chip since they wouldn’t let him back in.

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 11 개월 전 +343

    Fun fact: The 10 second Stoic cooldown is you trying to unscrew the cap with two hands full of shotgun

    • @ThorMoore
      @ThorMoore 3 개월 전 +4

      That’s funny and true

    • @V1_thePrototype_from_ULTRAKILL
      @V1_thePrototype_from_ULTRAKILL 개월 전 +3

      Makes sense

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 개월 전 +3

      I'm also wondering how you reload akimbo shotguns. I mean, doesn't it usually take 2 hands to reload a shotgun? Much less 2 at once.

    • @ethangtempleman5467
      @ethangtempleman5467 개월 전

      ​@@jimwormmasternot when there mag-fed

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 개월 전 +1

      @@ethangtempleman5467 You can reload it with the same hand you're holding it with for mag fed? Seems a bit odd, though I haven't seen all of them, nor do I know guns that well

  • @mist0804
    @mist0804 년 전 +327

    Dozer: You're up against the wall, and I am the FUCKING WA- *Becomes one with the wall*

  • @tykarulobano7060
    @tykarulobano7060 3 년 전 +6402

    Stoic: *gets shot*
    Also Stoic: *Takes a sip from his trusty Vault Thirteen Canteen*

    • @mynamejeff9072
      @mynamejeff9072 3 년 전 +143

      Also stoic again: bonks enemies with trusty vault thirteen canteen

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 년 전 +89

      @SCP 049
      *TAKES A SIP FROM TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN*

    • @johnr6605
      @johnr6605 3 년 전 +34

      watching this video as an avid stoic main i am in genuine pain

    • @KommieKaze
      @KommieKaze 3 년 전 +24

      Bruh you can’t just combined Russian badger videos like that

    • @jordanwatters145
      @jordanwatters145 3 년 전 +15

      Poggers in my Valentino white bag

  • @alduty5702
    @alduty5702 2 년 전 +2779

    “YOURE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL”
    Well to be fair, he did become the wall.

  • @styxxfiremancer5274
    @styxxfiremancer5274 년 전 +235

    “I’ll give you two bean burritos if you kill your friends”
    Swat: “ah shit, you’re about to make me act up”
    “How about *3* bean burritos?”

  • @redshell9205
    @redshell9205 년 전 +592

    Imagine using this with explosive weapons and becoming the true drunk Scottish cyclops you where destined to be.

  • @garbagecan7718
    @garbagecan7718 3 년 전 +9216

    I like how badger couldn't find a duke model so he just used a stock bald guy in a suit and slapped the jojo stone mask on him.

    • @shotgunnedzahee4780
      @shotgunnedzahee4780 3 년 전 +430

      Yeah, that’s how you avoid copyright
      Edit: listen I said as a joke, pls don’t reply to this, btw, thx for 178 likes

    • @garbagecan7718
      @garbagecan7718 3 년 전 +555

      @@shotgunnedzahee4780 mans he used other payday models, I assume he just couldn't find a Duke model

    • @morganfitch8325
      @morganfitch8325 3 년 전 +213

      @@garbagecan7718 In this very video as well, he used Dallas right at the start, then used the others throughout

    • @shotgunnedzahee4780
      @shotgunnedzahee4780 3 년 전 +80

      Yeah, so he may use blender and use a bald man model and put the stone mask in it

    • @sniperpro-pi9dz
      @sniperpro-pi9dz 3 년 전 +83

      @@shotgunnedzahee4780 at least you have the balls to admit you are wrong

  • @Close2Cool
    @Close2Cool 3 년 전 +871

    Grouse: "They operate off of a bartering system as long as you have a gun."
    That has the same vibe as: "I heard banks give you a free loan if you bring your rifles with you"

  • @-Conrad-
    @-Conrad- 년 전 +55

    11:20 "I don't think that's supposed to go there" best line of 2020

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser 2 개월 전

      lol

    • @711_Camper
      @711_Camper 20 일 전

      Even funnier when you realize that Jacket is a male psychopath on cocaine that slaughtered away the entire Russian Mafia of Miami in a chicken mask.

  • @ILoveBinBandits
    @ILoveBinBandits 년 전 +56

    9:04 initially, starbreeze wanted to add suicide vests to converted law enforcement to better explain how you’re able to convert them but decided against in as they thought the premise was a little too dark

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger 2 년 전 +2508

    "how does he drink while akimbo-ing shotguns"
    And this is why they need a beer hat mask.

    • @yourworstnightmare3467
      @yourworstnightmare3467 2 년 전 +51

      Anyone know how he got the Grimms to shoot that fast cuz when I use the Grimms they shoot slower than badgers or was that an update consoles didn't get

    • @Megolo.
      @Megolo. 2 년 전 +27

      Go to your mods, custom, auto fire

    • @Megolo.
      @Megolo. 2 년 전 +14

      Consoles def got the update i play on console

    • @matthewskorupski6513
      @matthewskorupski6513 2 년 전 +20

      so i have a idea how he drinks it he just duck tapes a flask to the side of the gun

    • @yourworstnightmare3467
      @yourworstnightmare3467 2 년 전 +1

      Do you play on PS4

  • @nightgoji
    @nightgoji 2 년 전 +1937

    “You’re up against the wall, and I am the fucking wall!”
    *Dozer proceeds to turn into a wall

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 년 전 +85

    I like how Badger took a snooty and prestigious fella like the Duke, and made him into a fuckin’ Forest Gump cameo/Shitpost.

  • @neutral8517
    @neutral8517 년 전 +77

    2:01 because badger says raw glass, it implies the existence of a mythical “cooked glass”

    • @gooberr_man
      @gooberr_man 7 개월 전 +8

      yeah isn't raw glass sand?

    • @catchara1496
      @catchara1496 개월 전 +3

      Raw glass is glass before it’s shaped by, like, a glassblower. It’s basically just rods.

    • @NerfPlayeR135
      @NerfPlayeR135 개월 전 +3

      "Glass" weapons and armor in the Elder Scrolls universe are actually made of Malachite; it's separate from the glass used in windows. The unrefined material was called "Raw Glass" in Morrowind, and it was an alchemy ingredient, so you could eat it from your inventory for Alchemy XP.
      It was renamed to Malachite for Skyrim, and smelting two pieces of Malachite Ore there gets you Refined Malachite, so there's your "cooked glass."

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 3 년 전 +466

    0:51 Doozer: "your up against the wall and I am the F*ckin' wa-". I mean he's NOT wrong chief that is a wall

  • @akirahusky1683
    @akirahusky1683 3 년 전 +909

    0:52 damn he really is the wall

  • @duckotheducky9586
    @duckotheducky9586 년 전 +25

    7:44 - 7:47
    im already laughing at this and now im about to spit out every single mililiter of water from my body from the amount of comedy in that 3 second clip

  • @baddevgaming4055
    @baddevgaming4055 년 전 +32

    I love how that juggernaut just noclipped to backrooms

    • @Da_Marcus13
      @Da_Marcus13 5 개월 전 +1

      Bro said I am the wall

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser 2 개월 전 +1

      like he said "nope, %%$^ this %^%*^*%^, i'm out!"

  • @somerandomguyyounevermet2117

    "The fun bar is maximum, the practical bar is zero." - Ah yes, a perfect description of Badger's video

  • @chikinco2663
    @chikinco2663 2 년 전 +3690

    The fact he said "Raw Glass" means there's a cooked glass somewhere. That scares me.

  • @legendcoldbro4284
    @legendcoldbro4284 년 전 +38

    2:42 had me laughing my ass off

  • @tbryden800
    @tbryden800 년 전 +16

    It was a secret mix of gin and gamer supps in his value 13 canteen lol

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs

    At 9:15, the way you convince the enemy forces to fight for you is by equipping them with an explosive vest so they have to fight. This was toned down before the beta of the game as I think it was a little to grim. Now you use magic to Convert them.

    • @vinylsketch
      @vinylsketch 3 년 전 +646

      Makes me love PD2 even more if true

    • @ionicabanea6025
      @ionicabanea6025 3 년 전 +148

      yoooooooooooooo u here as well yoooooooooooooo

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 년 전 +763

      Well given how you're probably some wizard who's able to dodge bullets and shout up people that your cop friends pumped enough ammunition into to vapourize an Elephant. And said friends are vortexes of death or shitting out trip mines and turrets. I think it'd be pretty easy to convince them they can make it to Mexico by helping out a small scale cop genocide if they lend a hand.

    • @ODSTlonewolf257
      @ODSTlonewolf257 3 년 전 +203

      Nah, just promise them a cut if they survive.

    • @slavicspider7762
      @slavicspider7762 3 년 전 +177

      Fuuuu I want cop sucide bombers
      I'm now on a fbi watch list

  • @aregulargamer4144
    @aregulargamer4144 3 년 전 +806

    “Your up against a wall, AND I AM THE F****ING WALL” * turns into the wall *

  • @princemunkymonk425
    @princemunkymonk425 년 전 +17

    10:35 always makes my day.

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 3 년 전 +553

    “I blew up Malaysia.” Is such a fitting line for a Dozer to say...

    • @doctorchaotic3415
      @doctorchaotic3415 3 년 전 +18

      Bruh as a malaysian thats awesome

    • @hegyak
      @hegyak 3 년 전 +27

      That, is actually from Johnny Test. Mr. Black and Mr. White said those lines.

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 3 년 전 +3

      hegyak yeah, I know.

    • @tsukki2089
      @tsukki2089 3 년 전 +4

      Indonesians rejoice

    • @juicemeister1984
      @juicemeister1984 3 년 전 +1

      @@tsukki2089 rejoyce my indonesian brothers

  • @cheezekeke3951
    @cheezekeke3951 3 년 전 +389

    0:53 “And I-“
    Jumps into wall
    “Am the f*cking wall!”

  • @aperturescienceguy2737

    1:33
    "Gameplay Hint:
    Wolf is not a healthy human being."

  • @shadybox
    @shadybox 년 전 +9

    11:01 is such an underrated clip lmao

  • @darki7888
    @darki7888 3 년 전 +380

    0:54 ”YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WA-
    *BECOMES WALL*
    ironic.

  • @loganandrews3121
    @loganandrews3121 년 전 +2490

    On the last day of heisting my true Bain gave to me;
    Twelve Dozers dozing
    Eleven snipers sniping
    Ten Civvies running
    Nine Pagers ringing
    Eight Medics drugging
    Seven shields clanging
    Six beat cops shooting
    FIVE BULLETS LEEEEEEFT
    Four tazers zapping
    Three medic bags
    Two thermal drills
    And a cloaker running at meeeee!
    Aaagh I need a medic bag!

  • @StealthPh4ntom
    @StealthPh4ntom 년 전 +4

    7:14 I’ve never laughed so fucking hard in my entire life, just the way he delivered that statement + the animation made that perfect

  • @roboshad2062
    @roboshad2062 년 전 +3

    Dozer: You're up against the wall and I am the f*cking wall.
    Also Dozer: Goes through the wall.
    Badger: I ain't having none of this s*it

  • @dime.c120
    @dime.c120 3 년 전 +617

    That dozer finally achieved his life-long goal of actually becoming the wall

    • @twolandeleven388
      @twolandeleven388 3 년 전 +8

      Stop no one else like this it is perfectly balanced.

    • @twolandeleven388
      @twolandeleven388 3 년 전 +1

      Why would you guys throw the amount of likes out of balance?! Thanos will be pissed!

    • @twolandeleven388
      @twolandeleven388 3 년 전

      @Thomas Carmody this comment had 169 likes and people have liked it more

    • @turbomoron6829
      @turbomoron6829 3 년 전 +3

      When the dozer said he was the wall, he meant it

    • @axelschakram3516
      @axelschakram3516 3 년 전 +3

      Cheers bro I drink to that

  • @amgoose3493
    @amgoose3493 3 년 전 +631

    Gamer supps:
    "More like Geneva suggestion"

    • @SuprThumby
      @SuprThumby 3 년 전 +11

      People please like this to a point where badger recognizes this one lmao

    • @luanmantilla3575
      @luanmantilla3575 3 년 전 +4

      All right but mine is only worth one like

    • @usafa886
      @usafa886 3 년 전 +5

      Gamer Supps:
      Rasputin is alive

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 년 전 +3

      Me: Gamer supps BETTER THAN GFUEL

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 3 년 전 +4

      The anime cup they released backs this statement 100%

  • @killerbouquet3220
    @killerbouquet3220 10 개월 전 +3

    Badger's gang is always funny but Grouse and Jello at 10:35 fucking puts me on the floor every time 😂

  • @ryker5645
    @ryker5645 년 전 +3

    That Dozer said he was the freaking wall

  • @joshuayoung6146
    @joshuayoung6146 3 년 전 +330

    "YOU'RE GOING AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL. " *morphs into wall*.

  • @DMphobia
    @DMphobia 2 년 전 +949

    "Why didn't you just tase the armed assailants?"
    *"Believe me, I did."*

  • @jameshenderson9888

    Crazy that less than a few months later he actually got his own gamer supps flavor

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 년 전 +5

    The stoic deck is always my go to going loud because I get to be as reckless as I want for fun. It's like rallying in bloodborne

  • @fusedfire8774
    @fusedfire8774 3 년 전 +506

    *Badger in the Doctor’s Room:
    “You can’t get Corona, if no one is there to give it to you”

  • @JuanCastillo-yu8gv
    @JuanCastillo-yu8gv 3 년 전 +508

    The Johnny Test “I blew up Malaysia” line is A1.

    • @irfankhairulazam9403
      @irfankhairulazam9403 3 년 전 +7

      Kinda touchy subject you got there

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 3 년 전 +16

      Any story from Malaysia is touchy

    • @ompingulkar4645
      @ompingulkar4645 3 년 전 +8

      Yo I love that fucking show

    • @ahkal7897
      @ahkal7897 3 년 전 +10

      @@carbonwolf1087 everyone will get offended if their country is mentioned in a bad way

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 3 년 전 +8

      @@ahkal7897 meh, the U.S gets some every day and no one i have heard of complained about it

  • @Kai-pg3xz
    @Kai-pg3xz 년 전 +1

    0:51
    “You’re up against the wall and I am the fucking wall” *proceeds to clip into the wall*
    He quite literally became what he said he was

  • @wisemysticaltree42069

    0:53 I AM THE FUCKING WALL continues to become one with the wall

  • @occul4rsn1pes32
    @occul4rsn1pes32 3 년 전 +416

    Physics: "You can't just stack a bunch of smaller drills to do more damage."
    Florida man: "That's where you're wrong bucko."

    • @icedj5969
      @icedj5969 3 년 전

      good comment but no FL man would say bucko dawg. know what its bout

    • @occul4rsn1pes32
      @occul4rsn1pes32 3 년 전 +5

      @@icedj5969 Bruh you ever been around the Jacksonville area? All my homies out there say bucko fam. We got them dialects for a reason.

    • @Digital_Soldier_31
      @Digital_Soldier_31 3 년 전 +4

      _Observe_

    • @1iqk71
      @1iqk71 3 년 전 +5

      I always assumed that Florida Men just used alligators to open vaults.
      Guess I was only half correct

    • @occul4rsn1pes32
      @occul4rsn1pes32 3 년 전 +3

      @@1iqk71 Dang, you right and I'm mad lmfao

  • @jasonhill7698
    @jasonhill7698 2 년 전 +804

    10:36 the pure anger in grouse’s voice is something that I never thought I would hear from someone who always sounds pissed

    • @samanthashafer1742
      @samanthashafer1742 2 년 전 +89

      Having played support roles with my buddies I've had similar exchanges and it usually comes from panic from being in your own shitty situation.

    • @blindgamer18
      @blindgamer18 2 년 전 +20

      @@samanthashafer1742 yeah see that’s the bad part if being one of two support class everyone is yelling at you

    • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
      @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 2 년 전 +27

      Hes Iowan
      From my experience playing games with my friend from there, they don't sound pissed off.
      They *are* pissed off

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 년 전 +11

      ​@@jimmyjohnjohnson9803 You're not wrong at all
      This post brought to you by the fellas in the center prairie that they call Iowa. Not exactly the same as The Rising Sun, but at the same time with the fields of corn here you'd be hard-pressed to find a difference.

    • @grayghost5636
      @grayghost5636 년 전 +18

      He got so mad his mic quality went down 20 years…

  • @krustygaming5887
    @krustygaming5887 년 전 +1

    1:40 you were drilling near the locks to expose them, then using liquid nitrogen to make the metal brittle. After that you just need a strong fast pull (from a machine of sorts) and that door comes clean off.

  • @metalclawsteelheart

    The way badger transformed a meditation based perk deck into florida:the game amazes me

  • @JragonL1m
    @JragonL1m 3 년 전 +2479

    “My body resists caffeine like it resists communism”
    -Russian badger 2020

  • @Finn-SpeedySpidey
    @Finn-SpeedySpidey 3 년 전 +639

    * heist starts *
    Badger: * starts shooting *
    Badger: why do i run out of ammo so fast?
    Badger * gets more ammo * * breathes in *
    *TACTICAL PREFIRE*

    • @the333gamer333
      @the333gamer333 3 년 전 +18

      Y'all ever prefire some mf's with a 23 round laser sight suppresed M1 Garand?

    • @Mugri
      @Mugri 3 년 전 +1

      bro look : krplus.net/bidio/ls6pn6N0dq-1gnY

    • @johnrybinski6237
      @johnrybinski6237 2 년 전 +8

      Patterson, fire a warning shot.
      Sir this is a M32 grenade launcher
      Ah, potato, potato.

  • @dashhurry4363
    @dashhurry4363 10 개월 전 +2

    0:10 I can’t control my laughter 🤣

  • @RandomPerson-iz1gk

    "YOU ARE AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE WALL!!" **becomes the wall**

  • @beefjerky007
    @beefjerky007 3 년 전 +392

    Other games: Stay behind cover to regain your health.
    Payday 2: *becomes an alcoholic*

    • @jobroyo2849
      @jobroyo2849 3 년 전 +3

      Oof

    • @sjernapace3133
      @sjernapace3133 3 년 전 +10

      Just like the demoman from TF2
      The guy who will drunkenly shoot grenades at you

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 3 년 전 +7

      Other games: Dont get shot to recover health
      Dumbys running grinder: HOHNOHNOHNOHNONN

    • @ANAYELIPALACIOS
      @ANAYELIPALACIOS 3 년 전 +4

      In that case my dad is immortal

    • @sjernapace3133
      @sjernapace3133 3 년 전 +5

      @@snufflebunny539 That spy with the kunai
      *I can assure you I may never die*

  • @ZAL_3113
    @ZAL_3113 3 년 전 +3321

    You know you're early enough that the drone clip wasn't censored before.

  • @mrthicknoodles
    @mrthicknoodles 년 전 +1

    0:51
    bulldozer: "YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL"
    also bulldozer: *literally fuses with the damn wall*

  • @noahmoody7991
    @noahmoody7991 년 전

    0:51 Bro the bulldozer’s line matches perfectly too last thing he says before clipping in there is “And I am the f’ing wall”

  • @What-jl8oc
    @What-jl8oc 3 년 전 +343

    “Do it no balls” -Japan before bombing Pearl Harbor

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 3 년 전 +29

      "Atomize two of the biggest cities in our country, you won't."

    • @emile738
      @emile738 3 년 전 +24

      Bro America got the world's biggest "RETURN TO SENDER" award ever

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 년 전

      "do it no Balls"
      *Eisenhower to the pilots of the Enola Gay*

    • @wjm82608
      @wjm82608 3 년 전

      "Do it, no balls." And that's how hiroshima and nagasaki happened.

  • @peoplebro_1294
    @peoplebro_1294 년 전 +1383

    Dallas: Oh man, this new guy is good how does he do it
    Duke drunkily stumbling around with heavy firearms: I FEEL NO PAIN NOR EMOTION

  • @soulless_jake540
    @soulless_jake540 년 전 +1

    Duke:*GETS MAG DUMPED BY A BOLDOSER*
    Also duke:50LITRES OF WINE GOING DOWN HIS THROAT AND SURVIVEING*

  • @kazzookaE
    @kazzookaE 년 전 +2

    The only man who was to drunk to die of liver failure

  • @squweebybeebitz3289
    @squweebybeebitz3289 3 년 전 +397

    Petition to call the Badger flavor “Tax Evasion”

  • @crackheadengineer3716
    @crackheadengineer3716 3 년 전 +203

    That skyrim logic is honestly too accurate. I laughed pretty hard upon the 80 WHEELS OF CHEESE

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 2 년 전 +2

      The funny thing is I’ve actually experienced that in Skyrim but except with cheese it was with tomatoes and potatoes. looking back at it it was some of the funniest shit ever, just like an entire burlap sack full of potatoes just down my throat🤣 and that was before I got the hearth fire DLC

    • @philippeleprohon4823
      @philippeleprohon4823 년 전 +1

      @@Choujifangirl I found out that the best health/weight food item in the game is cooked salmon.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 년 전

      @@philippeleprohon4823 really!? That’s fascinating

    • @philippeleprohon4823
      @philippeleprohon4823 년 전 +1

      @@Choujifangirl Yea, it weights 0.1 and gives 5 HP back. But that's DLC-less. With the Heartfire DLC installed, Steamed Mudcrab legs are better, giving 12HP per item for the same weight.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 년 전 +1

      @@philippeleprohon4823 holy damn, as far as healing items go that’s actually pretty good, now all I can see is a Dovakin just eating an entire barrel full of steamed crab legs and I can’t stop laughing 🤣

  • @MaxGamer07wastaken
    @MaxGamer07wastaken 5 개월 전 +1

    0:51
    "You're up against a wall, and I am the f****ng wal-"
    *becomes the wall*

  • @TheGoofBall0
    @TheGoofBall0 8 개월 전 +1

    i swear badger is the only guy that can make sponsors fun.

  • @John-doe955
    @John-doe955 3 년 전 +294

    -“It’s not a shot of adrenaline that makes you wanna fight a bear”
    That’s fine, I already wanted to *FIGHT A BEAR*

  • @micahh9351
    @micahh9351 2 년 전 +399

    Winter's actually literally can't die. like seriously, when he gets to 20% health he straight up becomes invincible and cannot be harmed at all. however, it's during this time he runs away and despawns, without continuing to fire at you. so technically, he does "die", it's just he has a whole process that occurs.

    • @dominocze8658
      @dominocze8658 년 전 +14

      Thats a very usefull information, thank you

    • @ZephyrUltimate_
      @ZephyrUltimate_ 년 전 +12

      That’s a good wisdom

    • @febethelastone1084
      @febethelastone1084 년 전

      In vr just stick your gun through the shield and shoot

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 년 전 +30

      Makes sense. He’s THE captain winters, so it obviously wouldn’t make sense for him to get obliterated only to be perfectly fine 2 heists later

    • @aliteralpotato873
      @aliteralpotato873 년 전 +5

      And if you kill his shields before they get fully set up he just straight up becomes invincible and does not leave

  • @Guywhoisimmature
    @Guywhoisimmature 년 전 +1

    “ I don’t think that’s supposed to go there” had me dying

  • @ramstein92
    @ramstein92 년 전 +1

    I love how he has to mention that only non weaponized drone operators use it just so he doesn't get demonetized

  • @rizronax
    @rizronax 3 년 전 +219

    Breaking: Drunk Florida Man breaks Several of the Geneva Conventions in less than 5 seconds, beating the world record previously claimed by Joseph Stalin

  • @FordMustangCaliforniaSpecial

    Badger: Trying to not question his existence
    Bulldozer: *I A M T H E W A L L*

    • @acethehunter7898
      @acethehunter7898 3 년 전 +4

      Well he's just doing his job can't blame him there lol

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 3 년 전 +11

      AND IM THE FUCKING WA-

    • @tannerfondren2356
      @tannerfondren2356 3 년 전 +6

      Well he is the wall now...

    • @amusedpiegon3512
      @amusedpiegon3512 3 년 전 +1

      He literally became the wall when he said that lol

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 년 전 +1

      The best part about that is immediately afterwards somebody was talking about Radio Ga Ga and it pulled the whole thing together I think

  • @Brokegolfing
    @Brokegolfing 5 개월 전 +1

    “Sweet liquor eases the pain” idk why but the slurred s’s made it so much funnier 😂

  • @DarkPredator_67_92
    @DarkPredator_67_92 10 개월 전 +1

    This was absolutely chaotic and hilarious I'm dying back here with laughter. 😂😂😂

  • @colethomas2309
    @colethomas2309 3 년 전 +98

    God I love that Johnny Test sound clip.
    "Why were you resisting a police officer?"
    "Why are you police officers?"
    "I blew up Malaysia."

  • @scruufy
    @scruufy 3 년 전 +613

    12:32
    “I Blew up Malaysia”
    Fun fact: I learned that this line, was from Jonny Test”

    • @spyrobandicoot356
      @spyrobandicoot356 3 년 전 +20

      I thought that line sounded familiar.

    • @TheCarolfarrell
      @TheCarolfarrell 3 년 전 +8

      I can't stop listening to that clip

    • @EliteRaven-sv6fb
      @EliteRaven-sv6fb 3 년 전 +7

      Well well well guys I'm a malaysia here

    • @rmgelite3967
      @rmgelite3967 3 년 전 +12

      @@spyrobandicoot356 Literally, I was trying to figure out where it came from and somehow found it. It was from Johnny Test, an episode where he runs away from home with Dukey.

    • @cruzdavis4141
      @cruzdavis4141 3 년 전 +9

      RMG ELITE anyone else miss Johnny Test and Ninjago on Saturdays

  • @dukestick3006
    @dukestick3006 년 전 +3

    Its the little thing's that makes me love watching the russian badger for example if you go to 8:39 you can see that scarface has a AR With a grenade launcher just like in the movie!

    • @tangerinepaint3643
      @tangerinepaint3643 년 전 +1

      And fun fact, the Scarface character pack literally comes with an HK417 + M203. Too bad it’s offsale now

  • @plushbendyvideos
    @plushbendyvideos 년 전 +1

    When the dozer said I am the wall and jump through the wall I was laughing so hard but technically he's not wrong he is part of the wall now

  • @Mr-Mania
    @Mr-Mania 2 년 전 +632

    My favorite part about duke is how he's the most plot important character of the heisters but his perk deck is the dumbest thing

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 2 년 전 +55

      Dumbest? Maybe. Best? Abso-fucking-lutely. Oh and his voice is just satisfying to hear, don't forget that.

    • @silvermist1859
      @silvermist1859 2 년 전 +4

      @@rift3068
      ... didn't Duke say that he got his name from his grandfather's late friend? August Lindenhurst is a corpse. August Lindenhurst is also a drunken man Dual wielding whatever he so chooses while shooting at literal infinite amounts of cops

    • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
      @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 2 년 전 +11

      @@rift3068 didnt someone make like an hour long video saying that he isn't?

    • @SlimeBeast-xp7xf
      @SlimeBeast-xp7xf 년 전 +3

      Plot?

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 년 전

      @@SlimeBeast-xp7xf Long story short, the gang only go after other criminals, and attack the police because they're corrupt and turn out to be under the thumb of a megalomaniacal cult that worships alien gods-run by a somewhat immortal dentist-and said cult constantly screws them over, so they have to recruit an army and use the alien gods' power/technology to stop it all.

  • @saucyboi3800
    @saucyboi3800 3 년 전 +158

    Badger: "I REJECT MY HUMANITY!!!"

  • @Skyler517
    @Skyler517 년 전 +1

    I never realized this, but the compound bow is actually really good for this build.

  • @Unintelligentportuguesa

    the dozer really is the wall...

  • @jagergaming2281
    @jagergaming2281 3 년 전 +219

    "With enough liqour, confidence and a firearm, everything is free." -TheRussianBadger

    • @EliteShooter-vp5wq
      @EliteShooter-vp5wq 3 년 전 +3

      *Everyone wondering what the fuck I'm doing in the library*

    • @Zbenesch
      @Zbenesch 3 년 전 +2

      I like the “it’s a barter system as long as you have a gun.”

    • @jagergaming2281
      @jagergaming2281 3 년 전 +1

      @@Zbenesch its not a typical barter system though, its either I take everything and you keep your life, or I take everything *including* your life

    • @jagergaming2281
      @jagergaming2281 3 년 전 +1

      @@EliteShooter-vp5wq oh *g o d*

    • @FrankRedfield
      @FrankRedfield 3 년 전

      None of those are technically wrong

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 2 년 전 +272

    "They operate off of a bartering system if you have a gun."
    - Grouse

  • @rylandmckinney5184

    The dozer quote was perfect with the glitch

  • @General_C
    @General_C 년 전 +2

    If memory serves me right, the two drills logic was because they had 2 locks that needed to be drilled. Can't exactly break 2 locks in different positions with only 1 drill right?

    • @General_C
      @General_C 년 전

      Nevermind, it was because of Liquid Nitrogen.

  • @notacommunistperson9339
    @notacommunistperson9339 3 년 전 +301

    he turned himself into a wall, funniest shit I've ever seen.

    • @booder9137
      @booder9137 3 년 전 +23

      you're up against the wall and i am the fucking wall! *morphs into wall*

    • @glomorailey106
      @glomorailey106 3 년 전 +11

      You're against the wall, and I'm the fucking wa-

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 년 전 +2

      "So, the dozer walked around like 'You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wa-' and I SHIT YOU NOT ARBITER, he disappears into the wall. Funniest shit I've ever seen."

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 년 전

      @@booder9137 yup

    • @redxphones3281
      @redxphones3281 3 년 전

      @@glomorailey106 Badger: "Not. Again. I swear.... He just jumped through the wall."

  • @crimsonsiege7000
    @crimsonsiege7000 3 년 전 +339

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Badger: lemme just pack a lip with gamer supps real quick

  • @lordfelidae4505
    @lordfelidae4505 년 전 +1

    2:35
    Holy shit I’ve watched this video like five times and this is the first time I’ve noticed the most psychotic thing you’ve ever done.

  • @supersoldier4806
    @supersoldier4806 년 전 +1

    Badger is that type of guy that makes the most random thumbnails, the most random content and as an order... dedication and purpose of life: *MOST RANDOM TITLES*

  • @supremeseregios6810
    @supremeseregios6810 3 년 전 +980

    "What third rate country made this drill?!"
    - Duke, Payday 2.

  • @M0rtifer
    @M0rtifer 3 년 전 +5401

    I should try this perk deck ....Jack Daniel's and the pain goes away. Sounds familiar LOL Amazing video!

    • @pututunik8748
      @pututunik8748 3 년 전 +29

      ayy m8

    • @niceatept4552
      @niceatept4552 3 년 전 +30

      Drink whisky and the pain goes away russian logic

    • @saikou2575
      @saikou2575 3 년 전 +46

      How i never expected to see you here, you should really play with badger and teach him stealth and all the dumb shit that happens in stealth

    • @M0rtifer
      @M0rtifer 3 년 전 +58

      @@saikou2575 That could be fun but I guess he is a busy man 😁same as me LOL

    • @duckygotdatquack3585
      @duckygotdatquack3585 3 년 전 +4

      Yo m0rtifer

  • @herobrian9743
    @herobrian9743 년 전 +1

    0:53 dozer "you're up against the wall and i am the wall" also dozer jumps thu the wall

  • @uandme2466
    @uandme2466 년 전

    Thank you for letting me use a good 5 mins to catching the frame of the drone guy.
    Love your content comrade ^^

  • @corporategunner5972
    @corporategunner5972 3 년 전 +332

    "I'm gonna kill you through the power of friendship and this gun I found"
    - RussianBadger

  • @icyatlaspart2
    @icyatlaspart2 3 년 전 +274

    "Sydney is probably a front runner."
    *Everyone on rule 34 thought the same exact thing*

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 3 년 전 +31

      You know, I don't much like rules but this rule... this rule I can sympathize with.

    • @wolfspider2034
      @wolfspider2034 3 년 전 +27

      @@0bviouslyDave what? No Dallas? This is an outrage

    • @urbanllama4208
      @urbanllama4208 3 년 전 +7

      @@wolfspider2034 no kidding

    • @geoffkrazinski4606
      @geoffkrazinski4606 3 년 전 +5

      @@wolfspider2034 There is dallas, just some weird stuff

    • @callumdavis6178
      @callumdavis6178 3 년 전 +5

      My morbid curiosity caused me to have a quick look. Holy fuck you weren’t kidding.

  • @erayefe9795
    @erayefe9795 9 개월 전 +2

    bagder just doing the assault rifle reload on a pump action shotgun at 5:42

  • @youraverageslayer2857

    Dozer turned into his true form 😂