SCREAM AND LIE IN OUTER SPACE | Among Us pretty bad tutorial

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  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 년 전 +37643

    Those Among Us 3D models are both the most blessed and cursed things to exist.

  • @DocHoliday1874
    @DocHoliday1874 3 년 전 +3189

    Badger: "...and one moderately redeemable black man."
    Heavenly: "That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me."

  • @MickHanan5710
    @MickHanan5710 3 년 전 +10068

    "Two psychopaths, three sociopaths, four chaotic neutrals and one redeemable black man."
    That is a quote I will never forget.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 2 년 전 +507

      Moderately redeemable mind you, but also yes

    • @hirthviktor3215
      @hirthviktor3215 2 년 전 +50

      @@magmat0585 there all sus anyway yeet em out*
      *woah! joke! before im getting beat to death!!

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 2 년 전 +233

      Hey now, Heavenly is the most redeemable man out of all of them lmao.

    • @TheBobmBoy
      @TheBobmBoy 2 년 전 +26

      🤣

    • @snipertmtt
      @snipertmtt 2 년 전 +36

      Amen to that when I first heard that quote I was in piss fits

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 2 년 전 +4615

    For that extra challenge, we didn't bother to mute during a session or two, we just have to pay attention as to not out ourselves. Adds to the difficulty and makes things very interesting.

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 2 년 전 +40

      Like everyone has a radio?

    • @seanwhitman8353
      @seanwhitman8353 2 년 전 +114

      Proximity Chat works to help with tension

    • @crazy-t3018
      @crazy-t3018 2 년 전 +11

      I'll have to try that next time.

    • @zargus2312
      @zargus2312 2 년 전 +65

      Nah bro, doing that is so easy to catch killers "if I die, I'm only with so-and-so" that's all it takes and it's what ruined the game for my friend group on open mic

    • @imapopo2924
      @imapopo2924 2 년 전 +16

      I did this when I first played because me and two friends were in public lobbies in a discord chat. Had to be careful not to out myself and only gave details as to my whereabouts when asked directly so that I could claim plausible deniability.

  • @PallyKalhi
    @PallyKalhi 2 년 전 +2128

    Seeing funny payday guy yelling "WHUT DO YOU MEAN???" over and over again at a fucking amogus is one of the reasons I love this channel. This is some fucking quality content lol

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 2 년 전 +5

      I know, it’s hilarious!

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 년 전 +45

      Yes, Dallas/Grouse yelling at an Among Us Crewmate is definite cackle material lmao

    • @A3therk1n
      @A3therk1n 년 전 +22

      5:07 - also the cloaker sound that goes:
      'you call this resisting arrest, WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK-'

    • @A3therk1n
      @A3therk1n 년 전 +21

      also, 11:56 - DUDE WAS LEGIT EATING HIS MIC WHILE SAYING THAT-

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 년 전 +15

      *"YoU dO NoT gEt tO PuLl oUt CcTv FoOtAgE!"*

  • @Dragonstar166
    @Dragonstar166 3 년 전 +7059

    Badger's group is literally the embodiment of the quote "Belligerent and numerous"

  • @pepsidoggo1598
    @pepsidoggo1598 3 년 전 +2451

    "Moderately redeemable black man"
    Badger's quote of the year

  • @Daizz009
    @Daizz009 2 년 전 +541

    11:14 Badger pulling out CCTV footage is the funniest thing ever

    • @ImSwxchh_
      @ImSwxchh_ 6 개월 전 +23

      HERE'S 4K RAY TRACED FOOTAGE

    • @Mentelgen-1337
      @Mentelgen-1337 4 개월 전 +5

      "This is 4K!!! HOW DID THEY GET YOU IN 4K!?"

  • @ravnmane932
    @ravnmane932 2 년 전 +582

    “Is Norwegian not in Sweden?”
    Me, a Norwegian from Norway: “I will tear you apart”

  • @justinasnorkus8407
    @justinasnorkus8407 3 년 전 +4319

    Judge: I don’t have enough evidence to sentence this man.
    Badger: Here’s 4K, Ray traced footage...

  • @roadworkahead4187
    @roadworkahead4187 3 년 전 +9731

    The fact that the 3D models have a hex pattern not unlike a kickball is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • @MichaelTheRead
    @MichaelTheRead 2 년 전 +707

    10:21 "Badger's clearly the king of Five Nights at Freddy's"
    *Markiplier has entered the chat.*

  • @bensparling6757
    @bensparling6757 2 년 전 +153

    Badger: “Amogus streams are sweaty”
    Also Badger: “VOTE ME OFF AND LOSE THE GAME! FINE!! FINE!!”

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 4 개월 전 +6

      No, he’s not sweating, just being convincing

    • @callmewoody7723
      @callmewoody7723 3 개월 전 +5

      "HERE'S 4K RAY TRACED FOOTAGE!!"

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 3 개월 전 +1

      @@callmewoody7723 YOU CANT JUST USE SHADOWPLAY! THATS CHEATING

  • @AslanW
    @AslanW 3 년 전 +5720

    "Is Norwegian not in Sweden?"
    That shit broke my nose from facepalming so hard.

    • @sigurd1519
      @sigurd1519 2 년 전 +146

      i am norwigan so that just hurt

    • @haleloop963cortex4
      @haleloop963cortex4 2 년 전 +92

      @@sigurd1519 yeah as a Norwegian myself it hurts

    • @YaboiSpexy
      @YaboiSpexy 2 년 전 +91

      @@sigurd1519 bruh as a Dane I fucking feel your pain

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 2 년 전 +88

      This is why I play map games. The schools won’t teach us geography past america I’ll learn it myself

    • @chipslejonet8840
      @chipslejonet8840 2 년 전 +13

      Used to be

  • @crimpinpimpin8890
    @crimpinpimpin8890 3 년 전 +2161

    Literally everyone: You can't just pull out CCTV!
    Badger: Observe

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 3 년 전 +23

      Followed by: "Bing! Bing Bing Bing! Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing-"

    • @crimpinpimpin8890
      @crimpinpimpin8890 3 년 전 +16

      @@ryanchong9965 Followed by: "Alright ramblers, let's get rambling."

    • @Hawkmeister_
      @Hawkmeister_ 3 년 전 +22

      Grouse: *WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?* inhales *WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!*

    • @RandomNulls
      @RandomNulls 3 년 전 +5

      @SCP 999 The Tickle Monster imagine making a setup where your game plays 10 seconds late on the screen so if someone walks past you and you forgot the color and name and find a body

    • @tonioni7785
      @tonioni7785 3 년 전 +9

      I mean, theres no rule about not pulling cctv

  • @shyfrog3731
    @shyfrog3731 2 년 전 +227

    Honestly, honestly, honestly, one of the only reasons I love watching Badger's videos is because of how real he is. At no point does he claim to be a role model, at no point does he claim to be smart, at no point does he try to convince any of us that what he believes or enjoys is "correct" or "moral," he is literally just putting so much effort into doing his own thing so fucking hard and letting us watch and enjoy. I love your content, Badger, keep up the amazing work!

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 년 전

      He full-on admits he and his buddies are fucking morons and i love it. In his more recent CS:GO video he even puts a disclaimer about that specific vid not being and guide. It was just something he wanted to shove off into the tides of the internet

  • @windens6494
    @windens6494 2 년 전 +118

    3:46 had me dying bro he was legit having to reflect on his life during that.

  • @zuttoaragi8349
    @zuttoaragi8349 3 년 전 +4585

    "And one moderately redeemable black man".
    Those words combined with the image of a Cacodemon chugging bleach while decked out in Deadpool's arms and swords just kills me.

    • @hezakighamorgan9974
      @hezakighamorgan9974 2 년 전 +90

      You know, my uncultured ass thought that was an RTX-on Beholder from DnD.

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 2 년 전 +102

      @@hezakighamorgan9974 I guarantee you the Cacodemon was based on the Beholder, so you're not entirely wrong.

    • @systemeth
      @systemeth 2 년 전 +36

      @@zuttoaragi8349 Design wise it's cropped from an Astral Dreadnought.

    • @diekrahe.
      @diekrahe. 2 년 전 +12

      Don't forget the dominos hat

    • @synderthmc
      @synderthmc 년 전

      The Deadpool is the fourth chaotic neutral degenerate and is unrelated to the mildely redeemable blackman cacodemon chugging bleach

  • @bonkboi5820
    @bonkboi5820 2 년 전 +410

    3:50 “I HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES IN MY OWN GODDAMN HEAD TRYING TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT.”
    This perfectly describes ADHD when you do math.

    • @heroesnation782
      @heroesnation782 2 년 전 +6

      Dude fr!

    • @Eclipse7404
      @Eclipse7404 년 전 +13

      I have ADHD, but math is easy for me… I just can’t make progress when I try to write essays for school

    • @easports2618
      @easports2618 년 전 +3

      *A tangent is perpendicular to the radius of a circle*

    • @heroesnation782
      @heroesnation782 년 전 +4

      @@Eclipse7404 I'm the opposite, I can write a fuckin mint essay on the fly. But math I'd my bane, it maybe due to our ADHD being different

    • @thomasgustafson3956
      @thomasgustafson3956 년 전

      Not me. I have ADHD and I love math.

  • @Mommy_Makima20
    @Mommy_Makima20 년 전 +56

    0:08 I like how he calmly and politely asks if eekaj put the body there

    • @LT-sy3on
      @LT-sy3on 6 개월 전 +1

      “Did you put it there, eekaj?” Badger asked calmly.

    • @IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings
      @IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings 2 개월 전

      Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

  • @jeebus.h
    @jeebus.h 3 년 전 +1836

    "Is Norwegian not in Sweden?"
    The education system is amazing and flawlessly faultless without flaws.

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 2 년 전 +2011

    "ON MY MAMA YOU AIN'T IN FUCKIN' ADMIN" always gets me.

  • @tfisahandle1
    @tfisahandle1 2 년 전 +113

    I love how two amongus characters are talking and then Dallas comes out of nowhere with his loud ass Mic

  • @zarcono4546
    @zarcono4546 년 전 +64

    1:55 It wouldn't have mattered if you *did* mute your mic, you killed Badger in front of like 4 people

  • @jaysonrocchio6637
    @jaysonrocchio6637 3 년 전 +1045

    Grouse: YOU CANT USE CCTV!
    Badger: “Reality can be whatever I want”

    • @biggiecheese726
      @biggiecheese726 3 년 전 +20

      Nah, badger used the time stone to see that shit

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 3 년 전 +18

      Badger: *MOODY BLUES*

    • @excitedcat9517
      @excitedcat9517 3 년 전 +2

      Badger:
      Now behold the power of EMPEROR CRIMSON,
      I've obliterated time and leapt beyond it!

    • @pyrogaming175
      @pyrogaming175 2 년 전 +5

      NO, YOU DO NOT GET TO PULL OUT CCTV FOOTAGE

    • @horrorsans3676
      @horrorsans3676 2 년 전 +10

      What do you mean?
      WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
      W H A T D O Y O U M E A N ?
      *W H A T D O Y O U M E A N?*

  • @SANTIYUMYUM
    @SANTIYUMYUM 3 년 전 +667

    "among us is a BRILLIANT game"
    my teammates: It's red
    red is dead
    it was green
    green is dead
    it was blue
    you are blue
    sh-

    • @yaboyj09
      @yaboyj09 3 년 전 +7

      Rainbow kinda sus ngl

    • @batmanbeyond4real
      @batmanbeyond4real 3 년 전 +5

      I would say white is acting sus because he was chasing me before the emergency meeting happen.

    • @yaboyj09
      @yaboyj09 3 년 전 +4

      @@batmanbeyond4real yeah i saw him vent

    • @darth6499
      @darth6499 3 년 전 +3

      @@yaboyj09 white was not the impostor

    • @sino8066
      @sino8066 3 년 전 +2

      Cyan what u doin here?

  • @lucboss101
    @lucboss101 9 개월 전 +18

    2:16 the best part! The f you looking at b***h, which somehow turned into a win!

  • @jacklebergshecklestein9359

    11:35 *chaotic neutral badger intensifies*

  • @firestarr5812
    @firestarr5812 3 년 전 +4049

    Remember: the secret to being good at Among Us is playing against paid actors.

    • @williamkeane4746
      @williamkeane4746 3 년 전 +10

      Bruh what

    • @lordspider6293
      @lordspider6293 3 년 전 +85

      @@williamkeane4746 Watch the previous video to get it

    • @Frerichs1962
      @Frerichs1962 3 년 전 +26

      I understand that reference.

    • @Ririxpj
      @Ririxpj 3 년 전 +6

      Woah....
      You just gave me a piece of wisdom...
      This won't be very useful anyways since I can't get any paid actors into my home or on discord or in-game VC (since I don't have either of those I play on mobile since I have no actual PC and I am not allowed to get discord for whatever reason)

    • @jcdentongaming1304
      @jcdentongaming1304 3 년 전 +1

      Actually there is a lot of way to catch impostor. For example the key task in polus. Either 2 person has it. No one has it. Or everyone has it.

  • @saladcollective3380
    @saladcollective3380 3 년 전 +1367

    badger: "all these other streamers sweating and not having fun"
    also badger: -pulls out CCTV shadowplay footage-

    • @phelpysan
      @phelpysan 3 년 전 +29

      Yeah wtf was that shit, complaining about other streamers sweating and he just straight up cheats

    • @Warmth-Seeking_Missile
      @Warmth-Seeking_Missile 3 년 전 +85

      He never showed the footage though. It was still his word vs their word. I think. I also think you could do the same thing as imposter.

    • @GuernyHalleck
      @GuernyHalleck 3 년 전 +44

      @@phelpysan Damn. You're the kind of guy that would watch a streamer scream at a wall of paint not drying fast enough.

    • @kl8974
      @kl8974 3 년 전 +14

      He got him in 4K

    • @ameryuu5369
      @ameryuu5369 3 년 전 +17

      @@phelpysan a game feature, is a cheat. lmao you must have been voted off for killing someone when the cctv is on

  • @obviouslyhitch4742
    @obviouslyhitch4742 2 년 전 +17

    13:00 lol na education, good thing I'm in Canada!

    • @brokenshah5106
      @brokenshah5106 년 전 +1

      Yo, that was some NA EDUCATION right there. OH-HO SHI-HIT!!!

  • @YuhBoiBaker
    @YuhBoiBaker 2 년 전 +9

    With 11:50 grouse is so iconic with the dallas avatar that he gets shown as dallas when everyone else is crewmates

  • @milesalbert4988
    @milesalbert4988 3 년 전 +736

    Literally everyone: badger did it
    Badger: laughs in 4k cctv footage

    • @miyano3116
      @miyano3116 3 년 전 +16

      If Badger was playing with random ppl though, 95% he would be replied with "Idk badger kinda sus" and get voted out.

  • @somebodyno7314
    @somebodyno7314 3 년 전 +689

    Bing: Murders somebody
    Also bing: IT'S MATIMO
    Russianbadger with his shadow play: *Smacks lips* that is not correct.

  • @CaptUnstoppable
    @CaptUnstoppable 년 전 +9

    God the whole part of "Did you put it there?" Imagine if you could move the body in Among Us. The chaos!

  • @whatdidijustgetmyselfinto

    “Among Us is a brilliant social deduction game where you can scream and lie to your friends in space.” Badger’s description of Among Us is so freaking accurate I love it.

  • @Eddrian32
    @Eddrian32 3 년 전 +2813

    Heavenly: "It's fine I can just leave him in a 1v9"
    Radar: *clutches*

    • @breakout3823
      @breakout3823 3 년 전 +28

      1v8*

    • @Sa3Dushh
      @Sa3Dushh 3 년 전 +27

      1 V 7 both of u are wrong

    • @SavimusProductions
      @SavimusProductions 3 년 전 +10

      @@Sa3Dushh 1 v 8 it’s even in the subtitle

    • @Milkaholic76
      @Milkaholic76 3 년 전 +19

      @@SavimusProductions 1v7. An imposter and a crewmate died.

    • @SavimusProductions
      @SavimusProductions 3 년 전 +6

      @@Milkaholic76 oh yeah, huh. Sorry, I meant to say 1v8 but I had something else on my mind. Happens, so sorry.

  • @UhhhhhWav
    @UhhhhhWav 3 년 전 +1602

    Bridge: is red
    TheRussianBadger: “green, take it or leave it”

    • @anthony5287
      @anthony5287 3 년 전 +15

      @Micro Wave at least youre honest

    • @yoink297
      @yoink297 3 년 전 +1

      @@anthony5287 *you're

    • @anthony5287
      @anthony5287 3 년 전 +1

      @@yoink297 forgive me for leaving out the apostrophe, oh wise one

    • @yoink297
      @yoink297 3 년 전 +2

      @@anthony5287 no problem good sir

    • @yoink297
      @yoink297 3 년 전 +2

      @@anthony5287 the fact that that's the only time I've been referred to as wise says something

  • @thestigeatspaperaeroplanes

    13:08 MY SCHOOL DISTRICT IS LITETALLY CALLED NA I GOT SO CONFUSED THERE FOR A SECOND AND ALSO AS A NORD, WTF BRO

  • @matthewyeldig4608
    @matthewyeldig4608 2 년 전 +9

    I love how Badger discribes his friends, "Two psychopaths, three sociaopaths, four chaotic-nuetral degens.... and Heavenly, who is the best (wait for it...) *AMONG US.*

  • @tyfus8921
    @tyfus8921 3 년 전 +797

    "The olny thing that I love more than attention is money. Literally just money" You gotta give it to badgur, he's an honest guy

  • @DynoSkrimisher
    @DynoSkrimisher 3 년 전 +1430

    _"Why are you locked in the bathroom"_
    _"You talkin' to me?"_
    _"Maybe you should try getting a job"_
    _" B R U H . . ."_
    *SwawS*

  • @Firestar4041
    @Firestar4041 2 년 전 +92

    "Most Among Us streams never laugh, and sweat swamp the entire thing."
    What kinda streams do you watch?
    Every single person i see play this game, get to the same levels of chaos as you did.

    • @xLoafY
      @xLoafY 2 년 전 +12

      not all. Ive seen a few myself and NONE reach to this level of chaos this has.

    • @themaddoctor5304
      @themaddoctor5304 2 년 전 +1

      Salt Raiders are the best in my opinion. The best being Upsetie Spaghetti.

  • @itmcbhpbgf.6374
    @itmcbhpbgf.6374 년 전 +6

    3:39 is so stupidly funny, i ended up laughing like Bearded Expense xD

  • @DesperateOutlaw
    @DesperateOutlaw 3 년 전 +560

    “Yo its orange, he went into the vent at electrical.”
    “Orange was not the impostor.”

    • @VivaLaDog926
      @VivaLaDog926 3 년 전 +4

      I was in medbay.

    • @spencerc4252
      @spencerc4252 3 년 전 +2

      happened to me the other day, someone said I vented. the worst part is I was an impostor. I literally didn't even kill 1 dude and some guy just luckily guessed right, but lied to kill me.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 3 년 전

      I think we all saw the meme at that point dude

    • @bananaking1003
      @bananaking1003 3 년 전

      You MrPoodiePoodle

    • @DesperateOutlaw
      @DesperateOutlaw 3 년 전 +1

      @Spencer C, happens to me too but my main group of friends aren’t that stupid.

  • @senorrancho9565
    @senorrancho9565 3 년 전 +743

    I think Badger's imposter round was the smartest way he's ever played a game

    • @Mwraf
      @Mwraf 3 년 전 +21

      Dis where his 2000 iq of R6S comes into play

    • @johnhorst779
      @johnhorst779 3 년 전 +10

      Considering the majority of his plays are braindead, yes

    • @bravepigster
      @bravepigster 3 년 전 +7

      And that’s saying something with our boi being 1 iq.

    • @ritual1174
      @ritual1174 3 년 전 +4

      Point fingers. Thats how you live

    • @quentin9676
      @quentin9676 3 년 전

      How about when this dude PULLED OUT CCTV FOOTAGE FOR A SINGLE MATCH

  • @howaboutgaming3123
    @howaboutgaming3123 7 개월 전 +1

    Bing: tryna be slick
    Badger: *pulls out CCTV footage*

  • @iGotThatSecretSpice

    For some reason, therussianbadger explaining among us is the funniest thing I’ve seen today

  • @Msnh_145
    @Msnh_145 3 년 전 +403

    Blue: *gives 40 reasons why he isn't the imposter* Red: "nah it's him guys" Blue: *gets voted off* DEFEAT IMPOSTERS WIN

  • @MANTUEFLIE2
    @MANTUEFLIE2 3 년 전 +1825

    0:23 play it at 2.0 times speed

  • @Jerkfaceman
    @Jerkfaceman 2 년 전 +14

    8:08
    Did badger just falsely admit to being the imposter and nobody noticed?! HOW DID HE GET AWAY WITH THAT!?

  • @mathewhaight
    @mathewhaight 2 년 전 +5

    11:45 Favorite and most relatable moment.

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 3 년 전 +4560

    Badger CCTV Footage lookin kinda sus... That's a paddlin!

  • @WynFyre
    @WynFyre 3 년 전 +1962

    When he said "You're either blind or you're capping." at the title screen, I thought he said "You're either blonde or you're Catholic."

    • @springtrap1156
      @springtrap1156 3 년 전 +65

      Alexander Anderson exists you know

    • @NightRyder19
      @NightRyder19 3 년 전 +13

      @@springtrap1156 True Dat

    • @baronn1504
      @baronn1504 3 년 전 +3

      I guess I’m catholic

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 3 년 전 +25

      Jokes on you I'm already Catholic, Roman Catholic. REJECT LIBERATION, EMBRACE THE CRUSADE.

    • @igjozz5646
      @igjozz5646 3 년 전 +7

      @@Butter_Warrior99 CRUSADE BROTHER, I HAVE A COPYPASTA FOR YOU! LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade. ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! ‘Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. ARTHUR: How does it, um- how does it work? LAUNCELOT: I know not, my liege. ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments! BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one. SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu- MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother. SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’ MAYNARD: Amen. KNIGHTS: Amen. ARTHUR: Right! One!... Two!... Five! GALAHAD: Three, sir! ARTHUR: Three! [angels sing] [boom]

  • @baphomet4819
    @baphomet4819 2 년 전 +16

    Utoob Poop
    4:19

  • @ballislife2835
    @ballislife2835 2 년 전 +14

    The mods on discord debating who posted memes on main: 0:21

  • @hellbot455
    @hellbot455 3 년 전 +239

    "you can scream and lie to your friends in space" - Badger 2020

    • @usafa886
      @usafa886 3 년 전 +3

      these astronauts look like fingernails

  • @ocean_booi
    @ocean_booi 3 년 전 +398

    Badger out here checking cams like it's a R6: Siege match
    Not to mention that CCTV footage

    • @Cyceryx
      @Cyceryx 3 년 전 +9

      A pro league one

    • @necro5430
      @necro5430 3 년 전 +21

      Badger: FROST TRA-
      Heavenly: BADGER WE ARENT PLAYING SIEGE

    • @dat_gamerboiomg106
      @dat_gamerboiomg106 3 년 전 +2

      @ocean man I do the same exact thing just to put more pressure on smart imposters and catch newby imposters that doesn't know what cameras do

    • @ChiralWolf
      @ChiralWolf 3 년 전 +2

      That skill set directly transfers

  • @Raghetiel
    @Raghetiel 2 년 전 +6

    Ah...the game that teaches that "someone else gonna do it" thought, when an actual nuclear reactor is about to explode, is a bad thought

  • @Mommy_Makima20
    @Mommy_Makima20 2 년 전 +7

    3:30 I swear I thought you were gonna say "Why are we still here? *heavy breathing* Just to *S u S* ?"

  • @basbarbeque6718
    @basbarbeque6718 3 년 전 +1549

    Badger: Complaining that most streamers are sweaty tryhards in Among us.
    Also Badger: Literally cheats.

    • @iceyleviathan9722
      @iceyleviathan9722 3 년 전 +72

      Yesnt

    • @comrade6947
      @comrade6947 3 년 전 +179

      True, at first I got slightly pissed off about that because that's not how the game is intended to be played and is obviously unfair even if it isn't in the rules but its just a game with his bros at the end of the day, so who cares?

    • @ragnarokstravius2074
      @ragnarokstravius2074 3 년 전 +105

      Did he show everyone else that?
      I don't really think it's cheating if he just rewatched his "memory".

    • @tj9959
      @tj9959 3 년 전 +36

      Ragnarok Stravius no he literally went into his recoding and checked who it was lol

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 3 년 전 +11

      NO DIGNITY

  • @nuyabuisness7526
    @nuyabuisness7526 3 년 전 +920

    The frequency you bring up phrases like "Chaotic Neutral" makes me think you play D&D regularly, and if you don't I wanna see that shit so badly.

    • @WEB-0813
      @WEB-0813 3 년 전 +50

      The man also makes a good amount of JoJo references.......so this raises the question.....does badger watch jojo?

    • @salemslimslam
      @salemslimslam 3 년 전 +24

      @@WEB-0813 he does actually, he's mentioned this on twitter a few times

    • @WEB-0813
      @WEB-0813 3 년 전 +7

      Cameron Cox Y E S

    • @sssmoovy6019
      @sssmoovy6019 3 년 전 +13

      i N E E D the squadren of CN shitlords assassinating tiamat so bad

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 3 년 전 +4

      Y E S

  • @thedaimondslayer
    @thedaimondslayer 년 전 +7

    Just came up with an impostor strat. If there's multiple impostors, you out the other(s) to gain the crewmates' trust. Then stay sneaky with the kills, sabotage carefully and win I think. Also if you gain their trust you might have the cremates vote off another.

  • @fossilgamez
    @fossilgamez 2 개월 전 +1

    I love how bings strat to get out of tight situations was: CONTRADICT MYSELF LIKE 8 TIMES PER SENTENCE WOOO

  • @kazutokisuguya5739
    @kazutokisuguya5739 3 년 전 +634

    "Did you put it there eekaj"
    Is the funniest thing I've heard in a week

  • @bigbrain2317
    @bigbrain2317 3 년 전 +389

    Therapist: Badly animated cremates don't exist
    Badger:..

  • @mrreaper45
    @mrreaper45 7 개월 전 +2

    "One guy yelling at another guy." Among Us is just American politics

  • @Wilbur_Caprus
    @Wilbur_Caprus 2 년 전 +5

    I honestly wanna see what Badger and his friends would do with the newest updates to the game

  • @equivalent_tax1505
    @equivalent_tax1505 3 년 전 +301

    Dio: Ho, you're approaching me?
    Badjur: I can't blame bing without killing you

  • @rydertheashen1722
    @rydertheashen1722 3 년 전 +493

    "Here's 4K, RAY TRACED FOOTAGE"

    • @Zenova-lq7cj
      @Zenova-lq7cj 3 년 전 +13

      "Badger did it"

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 년 전 +11

      "No! No! YOU DO NOT GET TO PULL OUT *C C T V FOOTAGE* For this shit!"
      The way Grouse let him have it was _hysterical!_ 🤣

    • @jaydoesstuffyt6533
      @jaydoesstuffyt6533 3 년 전 +1

      @@davecrupel2817 “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU MEAN”

  • @calmcraft5852
    @calmcraft5852 2 년 전 +4

    My best imposter game was like 40 seconds due to reactor because I faked one side and killed the only guy who walked up to my side with 4 seconds left. The most adrenalin I've ever felt

  • @loonadeathwish3143
    @loonadeathwish3143 2 년 전 +6

    "Badger's is clearly the king of Five night's at Freddy's"
    "Markiplier has entered the chat"

  • @frostyomnic9995
    @frostyomnic9995 3 년 전 +267

    "Only thing I love more then attention is money, litterally just money"
    Badger 2020

  • @derp5491
    @derp5491 3 년 전 +184

    "Did you self report?" weak, bad, overused
    "Did you put it there" Strong Assertive, Just better

  • @josefmartin1917
    @josefmartin1917 2 년 전 +1

    11:56 legit fits dallas so well, *I NEED A MEDIC BAG!!!* (flashbacks)

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 3 년 전 +262

    "Is Norwegian not in Sweden?"
    "(Ahem) _NA education."_

    • @JoelDashReed
      @JoelDashReed 3 년 전 +7

      Seriously, I just shout the loudest laugh in the day I swear the landlady of my apartment and the neighbors heard it.

    • @marcusalm7350
      @marcusalm7350 3 년 전 +5

      *Sweden-Norway union 2.0 intensifies*

    • @itzsubzero9541
      @itzsubzero9541 3 년 전 +2

      What does “NA education mean”?

    • @edv7n
      @edv7n 3 년 전 +9

      ItzSubzero
      North American education.

    • @tropicalvikingcreations
      @tropicalvikingcreations 3 년 전 +3

      Bruh .... Could you tell me where all the states in Britain are if you were inn front of me with no internet?
      Also I've tested NA education time and time again ... It had failed like 8/10% XD ... Jokes aside even early Canadian education worried me but they make up for it later.
      As reference, on the scale NA education is two class years behind my countries. Y'all really be going college to learn stuff we Kahn at the end of high school equivalent.

  • @thegoon3840
    @thegoon3840 3 년 전 +683

    3:48
    This is a good description of school

  • @doomguy_1017
    @doomguy_1017 2 년 전 +1

    Watching 10 grown men argue there fucking souls out to a murder mystery game is pure GOLD.

  • @anthonytonythegeek5561

    When they say “swaws”, that hits too close to home for me, I say shit like that randomly

  • @yooloo33
    @yooloo33 3 년 전 +435

    STOP GIVING ME PTSD WITH THE CLOAKER SOUND EFFECT

    • @ChefAaronSimon
      @ChefAaronSimon 3 년 전 +16

      I heard it and physically recoiled

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 3 년 전 +16

      Lemme try to recreate the effect...
      beepbeepbeepbeepBeepBeepBeepBEepBEEpBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
      **insert cloaker insults**
      **insert pain**

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 3 년 전 +20

      When you get a PTSD mental breakdown because of the cloaker noise:
      *WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEEK*

    • @a.dafkat3929
      @a.dafkat3929 3 년 전 +3

      I was playing payday and watching the video and Legit looked behind me and shot a rpg.
      Just to notice there was no cloaker

    • @idiocracy2008
      @idiocracy2008 3 년 전 +1

      krplus.net/bidio/cpGLkYaUYnzQkmk

  • @ickylady
    @ickylady 3 년 전 +203

    "moderately redeemable black man."
    -burger 2020

  • @reggiepeterson5962

    This was my first RussianBadger video, and I'm returning 2 years later. It's still hilarious.

  • @Nick94956
    @Nick94956 년 전 +4

    "Is Norwegian not in Sweden?" A question that was somehow asked with complete sincerity

  • @chief_exe
    @chief_exe 3 년 전 +633

    "Is Norway not in Sweden?"
    Me a historical swede: Well... yes but actually no.

    • @XDrake3107
      @XDrake3107 3 년 전 +25

      me a historical german somewhat suss of the last 110 years: i mean Norway was also germany at one point lmao

    • @chief_exe
      @chief_exe 3 년 전 +17

      @@XDrake3107 Me thinking back at history: Well Sweden used to own Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Finland, parts of Russia, those smaller countries right under Russia, parts of Germany and Poland at one point in the 1700s.

    • @redacted8983
      @redacted8983 3 년 전 +5

      I mean, Geuce wasn't half wrong

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG 3 년 전 +2

      @@chief_exe carlorus rex be like

    • @XDrake3107
      @XDrake3107 3 년 전 +1

      @@chief_exe m8 I know all that shit, sure were all better than we used to be. But that could show that NA Education is just using centurys old history books

  • @TheCursedCat1927
    @TheCursedCat1927 3 년 전 +806

    8:41
    Nearly everyone already voted, and Bridge suddenly jumps with "I saw Badger kill and vent."
    Like how the hell did he think it would work...?

    • @t.cameron3365
      @t.cameron3365 년 전

      Badger said it himself, they are so dumb even they don’t know what they’re doing

    • @-LastHope-636
      @-LastHope-636 년 전 +10

      He was expecting to win

  • @johnlasley975
    @johnlasley975 년 전 +1

    Badger is the dude, who can make Canadians buy snow in winter

  • @zacharythomas5703
    @zacharythomas5703 2 년 전 +1

    4:30 and about the next ten seconds is by far the most hilarious thing I've ever heard!

  • @forte1433
    @forte1433 3 년 전 +642

    This was the weirdest M&Ms commercial I've ever seen...

  • @ferdthenerd4539
    @ferdthenerd4539 3 년 전 +367

    "is Norweigen not Sweden?"
    Me a Norweigen getting my Jrag outta the closet: "don't say what your about to say, don't say what your bout to say."

    • @casualspawnpeeking3680
      @casualspawnpeeking3680 3 년 전 +3

      What were you about to say

    • @noNO-qb6lk
      @noNO-qb6lk 3 년 전 +3

      If Danny Davito was a ghost would he be Danny da ghosto?

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 3 년 전 +1

      @French Bryan They are referring to what Geuce said, that being "Is Norwegian not in Sweden?"

    • @doctorsnart6389
      @doctorsnart6389 3 년 전 +4

      @French Bryan The Krag-Jørgensen (I think that’s how it’s spelled) is a Norwegian WW2 era bolt action rifle used (I think) during the German occupation of Norway.

    • @doctorsnart6389
      @doctorsnart6389 3 년 전

      @French Bryan I don’t know. Maybe they got offended when the Guece insinuated that Norway and Sweden were the same.

  • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216

    “The fuck you lookin at bitch” is now one of my favorite heavenly quotes
    1:46

  • @warriorpax5760
    @warriorpax5760 2 년 전 +3

    "Among Us" is only funny when Badger's band'a goofballs play it.
    No exceptions.

  • @bepisaxe4464
    @bepisaxe4464 3 년 전 +3302

    Other players arguement: "It wasn't me, but You won't believe me anyway"
    My argument in comparison: "Here's 4K, RAY-TRACED footage."
    Guess who'd get voted out...

    • @SunnyDaking_
      @SunnyDaking_ 3 년 전 +112

      You got voted because the crew is stuck on stupid

    • @oreo-postraphe
      @oreo-postraphe 3 년 전 +97

      Probably voted for metagaming

    • @randomlittleidot
      @randomlittleidot 2 년 전 +12

      the imposter

    • @reapergaming7680
      @reapergaming7680 2 년 전 +20

      OFFICER DOWN!
      OFFICER DOWN! XD

    • @Eye_Of_Odin978
      @Eye_Of_Odin978 2 년 전 +46

      Ngl I'd probably vote you out over the imposter for meta-game
      Hate discord callers and every other meta-gamer out there, thats like being in a VC while playing TTT and telling your friend who the traitors are when you're dead, it's just cringe.
      Just play the game like a man and figure it out or just don't play lol. Whats the point of cheating? It kills the fun.

  • @republiccommando6104
    @republiccommando6104 3 년 전 +1588

    TheRussianBadger: Has three JoJo references
    JoJo fans: *It's our time to shine*

    • @JragonL1m
      @JragonL1m 3 년 전 +20

      Dio and the ora barrage is the only one I can count

    • @nasitrash
      @nasitrash 3 년 전 +27

      @@JragonL1m killer queen was in the beginning

    • @commandergull8188
      @commandergull8188 3 년 전

      @@nasitrash when

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 3 년 전 +6

      @@commandergull8188 when badger killed dio, killer queen ora barraged dio

    • @commandergull8188
      @commandergull8188 3 년 전 +1

      @@bencenagy5459 yeah i rewatched the video after I posted my comment and found it thank you for responding though

  • @ChaosArchives667
    @ChaosArchives667 7 개월 전 +1

    "Did you put it there Eekaj?"
    "Im about to murder Bing in 2 seconds"
    "The fuck you lookin at bitch?" - Heavenly
    "Everybody shut up, everybody shut up, everybody shut up...i actually believe you nevermind"

  • @Yaboi431
    @Yaboi431 2 년 전 +1

    If this was a real scenario Badger would probably just make the imposter laugh so hard that he admits he's imposter to everyone

  • @PassTheMic2006
    @PassTheMic2006 3 년 전 +1029

    11:48 In my opinion, the best part of the video.

  • @thebiscuitbutterer1802
    @thebiscuitbutterer1802 3 년 전 +104

    In space, no one can hear you *dismantling the building blocks of IRL relationships decades in the making.*

    • @johndutch8203
      @johndutch8203 3 년 전 +3

      In space no one can hear you turn into an audio youtube poop

    • @EricNaGuy8675
      @EricNaGuy8675 3 년 전 +1

      Best comment on a among us youtube video I've seen

  • @thepotatogod1446
    @thepotatogod1446 년 전 +5

    Every math problem ever 10:03

  • @andyfriederichsen
    @andyfriederichsen 2 년 전 +3

    8:20 Red is trying to get himself ejected.

  • @SuitGuy
    @SuitGuy 3 년 전 +2606

    Two reasons this among us video is Actually funny and not cringe like the others:
    1- its bajur and the boys
    2- The PAYDAY References!