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  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger  3 년 전 +20628

    sorry about low mic volume in outro my editing program could barely render this video there was so much garbage on the timeline

  • @TheGoober404
    @TheGoober404 3 년 전 +10744

    Watches end of video
    Badger: *talking really fckin quiet*
    Me: turns volume at max to hear him on headphones
    Dubstep: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @canadaairsoft7423
    @canadaairsoft7423 3 년 전 +7932

    "He's got a Canadian Flag, He won't shoot you." Cuts to Canadian soldiers hucking cans of beef to german trenchs to attract them to one spot before swapping to grenades

    • @NoNo-nz7iq
      @NoNo-nz7iq 3 년 전 +731

      Meanwhile Canadian soldiers hold 3 of the top 5 longest recorded sniper kills

    • @swudi3460
      @swudi3460 3 년 전 +293

      @@NoNo-nz7iq they kill in secret

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 3 년 전 +398

      so that's where ubisoft gets their "throw rock" stealth idea

    • @pinkbunni1230
      @pinkbunni1230 3 년 전 +146

      You forget about the one-eyed major that liberated a whole occupied town by himself from high ranking nazis
      Edit: forgot to mention that
      1. He was also a sniper
      2. He captures alot of nazis
      3. He caught a nazi that spoke french and told them to say an entire attacking army was coming with artillery and gave the guy his gun back
      4. Simulated an army by himself
      5. If i remember correctly he did this in 1 night
      www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/leo-major-montreal-zwolle-nazis-1.4660487
      Source^

    • @beansrgud4800
      @beansrgud4800 3 년 전 +146

      @@swudi3460 that's why nobody knows how dangerous they are

  • @spencersholden
    @spencersholden 2 년 전 +930

    “Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality.” Is an underrated and hilarious line!

    • @SeraphOC
      @SeraphOC 7 개월 전 +3

      The Mars Curiosity Rover gets better quality than him.

    • @bluepaladinXavier
      @bluepaladinXavier 4 개월 전 +1

      Is this a cyanide ping reference?

    • @SeraphOC
      @SeraphOC 4 개월 전 +2

      @@bluepaladinXavier Perhaps

  • @Brawneteer
    @Brawneteer 2 년 전 +510

    Favorite bit from this video;
    Badger: "Baguettes per... Kilo."
    Heavenly: "I like how you're not even trying anymore, like, 'Uhh, French, baguettes, fuck it we're done here'."

  • @spoollife4470
    @spoollife4470 3 년 전 +7369

    “He has a Canadian flag. He’s not gonna shoot you”
    *maple syrup water boarding intensifies*

    • @theburningtankman9411
      @theburningtankman9411 3 년 전 +220

      like where did that come from...we literally turn into ethereal beings when someone says war

    • @mrmarinara4834
      @mrmarinara4834 3 년 전 +109

      its not waterboarding if you use maple syrup

    • @GG-Gamer1
      @GG-Gamer1 3 년 전 +125

      You say that, but have you heard of Leo Major, the one-eyed Canadian sniper who took an entire German occupied town alone?

    • @ryanbehnke8107
      @ryanbehnke8107 3 년 전 +82

      @@mrmarinara4834 god it would just stick to your face until you suffocate

    • @td21hdwhhgjvdggfg91
      @td21hdwhhgjvdggfg91 3 년 전 +59

      He wasn’t a sniper He was a scout. He carried a sub machine gun not a rifle.

  • @anarchyanddinosaurs4226
    @anarchyanddinosaurs4226 3 년 전 +4507

    Albertan here lol, yeah we have a "rat patrol" thing here. They are so effective that there are essentially zero rats in the entire province, *For the past 70 years.*

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 3 년 전 +338

      So they exist, but just...not in Alberta.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 년 전 +390

      THE SUN NEVER RESTS ON THE RAT EMPIRE ALBERTA'S NEXT

    • @ibrahimoshodi4472
      @ibrahimoshodi4472 3 년 전 +409

      @@giovannicervantes2053 WE HAVE HELD ON FOR 70 YEARS AND BY THE BLESSING OF THE RAT PATROL WE WILL HOLD FOR 70 MORE

    • @thatstockimageguy1067
      @thatstockimageguy1067 3 년 전 +46

      @@ibrahimoshodi4472 Would it be effective on let’s say a Cane Toad?

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 년 전 +6

      @@ibrahimoshodi4472 70 DAYS BIT YOU NEXT

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 2 년 전 +1113

    As a type 2 diabetic, I had a chuckle at the diabetes jokes.

  • @Gojimon630
    @Gojimon630 2 년 전 +134

    "Who knew you were more valuable as a sandbag than a human being" -The Imperial Guard, 42nd Millenium

  • @GentrifiedPotato
    @GentrifiedPotato 3 년 전 +8067

    Man, that final Badger is probably the quietest he's been in years.

    • @admiralasia5982
      @admiralasia5982 3 년 전 +444

      Turns volume up all the way to hear him....
      Blasts fucking ears with outro music

    • @noahwilhelm9201
      @noahwilhelm9201 3 년 전 +131

      @@admiralasia5982 dude I just did that. Thankfully only had the one AirPod in, so I’ll only be deaf for a month in one ear instead of both

    • @actualfactualyt5362
      @actualfactualyt5362 3 년 전 +17

      My eardrums

    • @iFrostSkys
      @iFrostSkys 3 년 전 +5

      My ears got blasted into neverland

    • @oddkill3539
      @oddkill3539 3 년 전 +11

      *Laughs in Subtitles*

  • @Arqian
    @Arqian 3 년 전 +2002

    "So Bing what was the airport like?"
    "You remember the pre-game lobbies when PUBG first came out?"

    • @zefiddlr6169
      @zefiddlr6169 3 년 전 +28

      Last Man standing

    • @doctorchaotic3415
      @doctorchaotic3415 3 년 전 +21

      That shit had me lmfao

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 년 전 +17

      the prox mic's filled with russians

    • @zefiddlr6169
      @zefiddlr6169 3 년 전 +10

      @@redmist6630 And the Floor of the airport

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 년 전 +10

      @@zefiddlr6169 and the textures just, not loading. i played on xbox. unfortunately the controls were horrible so i switched to blackout

  • @ongoingplague3148
    @ongoingplague3148 년 전 +97

    It's so interesting to watch pre-mocap badger videos. What he does in this is still good, but the contrast between what he was doing then and the quality of the animation in videos he makes nowadays is crazy.

    • @BeanBonanzer
      @BeanBonanzer 년 전 +5

      honestly it was just as funny

    • @ongoingplague3148
      @ongoingplague3148 년 전 +8

      @@BeanBonanzer oh definitely, there's a reason i still rewatch them. bajur crew is always funny

    • @BeanBonanzer
      @BeanBonanzer 년 전 +5

      @@ongoingplague3148 oh for sure. i’ve rewatched so many of these videos. they hit every time

  • @ciphernova2383
    @ciphernova2383 2 년 전 +46

    10:22
    FBF = Football Field
    ML = Moon Landing
    First moon landing July 20th 1969, second moon landing September 14th 1969
    56 days
    80,640 hours
    17.6 football fields in 1 mile
    60 MPH = 1,056 FBF/H
    *80,640 = 85,155,840
    60MPH = 85,155,840 FBF/ML

  • @blackwoodknight4913
    @blackwoodknight4913 3 년 전 +1592

    The whole thing- "Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."

    • @kronks4
      @kronks4 3 년 전 +70

      I was dying by the end of that, thanks 🤣.

    • @Dragonslayer841
      @Dragonslayer841 3 년 전 +28

      i love this more and more every time i see it

    • @Kaos77
      @Kaos77 3 년 전 +109

      Deah ass the week before this was uploaded my friend told me how he had a musket and if he got robbed he'd just come down in nothing but his underwear, and bulletproof vest, and a civil war hat and shoot out "You choose the wrong house Yankee!"

    • @cej3940
      @cej3940 3 년 전 +20

      This sounds like something out of a British comedy skit

    • @christianheath4498
      @christianheath4498 3 년 전 +3

      got this joke saved on my phone

  • @sosigboi8844
    @sosigboi8844 3 년 전 +5046

    Fun Fact: In Utah, it's illegal to "cause a catastrophe."

  • @standardidiot8533
    @standardidiot8533 2 년 전 +53

    I love how badge has gotten friendlier and more humble the longer he does this, if your some how reading this badge, keep making the world laugh bro your content is godly.

    • @Beefman0010
      @Beefman0010 6 개월 전 +2

      Ehem… BADGE?! ITS BADGER

    • @ZeReichStagg
      @ZeReichStagg 6 개월 전 +5

      ​@John100-1 you better be careful throwing those hard R's around so willy nilly.

    • @RealLenny
      @RealLenny 3 개월 전 +1

      @@Beefman0010 Badger's our word.

  • @TheNightmareAngelYT
    @TheNightmareAngelYT 2 년 전 +36

    I thought my headphones died for a sec. lol
    12:42

    • @NightRaid777
      @NightRaid777 2 년 전 +5

      I turned my sound up all the way and was confused then got blasted by the outdo music. Scared the shit out of me

  • @Fudz4
    @Fudz4 3 년 전 +1713

    Badger: "He has a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot you"
    Comments: *Angry Maple Leaf Noises*

    • @taconator7492
      @taconator7492 3 년 전 +48

      We're incredibly violent please believe us :(

    • @slymarbo2559
      @slymarbo2559 3 년 전 +4

      @@taconator7492 Murica

    • @katf9513
      @katf9513 3 년 전 +17

      We had 7 warships during world war one, and one was called “Rainbow”. We weren’t very armed during WW1 but we did have an experimental cold war plane called “Avro Arrow” which was cancelled due to budget issues. Local tales say it had to do with tension between canada and the US, but I haven’t found anything on the internet supporting that theory.

    • @oneoddcanadian9468
      @oneoddcanadian9468 3 년 전 +8

      @@katf9513 stab em' with antlers

    • @melanydelarosa8954
      @melanydelarosa8954 3 년 전 +3

      Coming from the British flag

  • @moosev1938
    @moosev1938 3 년 전 +1548

    Badger’s voice at the end is like you set your headset volume down as far as it can go because your teammates have jet turbines on full throttle.

    • @RED-yo4pi
      @RED-yo4pi 3 년 전 +6

      @Tevin Poudrier Yo, same

    • @limberflame7692
      @limberflame7692 3 년 전 +19

      I was so confused, I thought something went wrong and I accidentally connected the volume to something or turned it down somehow. I even fuckin checked my volume settings and didn't figure out it was the video till I went back 5 seconds.

    • @vinxlab
      @vinxlab 3 년 전 +6

      @Tevin Poudrier yeah same, it actually sounded normal at max volume, but my ears burst for it

    • @AeroLowdown
      @AeroLowdown 3 년 전 +8

      @Tevin Poudrier I thought Badger was trying to prank us, took my earbuds out in case he threw a musket shot or something in at the end. Got too much tinnitus already

    • @tuppenybubble0427
      @tuppenybubble0427 3 년 전

      @Tevin Poudrier dear god.....same

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 년 전 +34

    10/10
    made me laugh so hard i choked on my Limited Edition Winter Spiced Cranberry Sprite

  • @jasondeeprose3161
    @jasondeeprose3161 2 년 전 +28

    0:34
    As someone who lives in Alberta Canada, I can confirm that there are in fact no rats here. It is true.

  • @chickennuggs2450
    @chickennuggs2450 3 년 전 +2033

    Why has heavenly just evolved into a Cacodemon and everyone’s just like “yeah uh I mean sure”

    • @Spidehman
      @Spidehman 3 년 전 +133

      Cuz he lost his other eye in WW1.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 년 전 +37

      Because is funny.

    • @wyattl.4023
      @wyattl.4023 3 년 전 +111

      It's more funny when you realize that the character Badger used in older vids was Doomguy

    • @BlueInkAlchemy
      @BlueInkAlchemy 3 년 전 +70

      @@Spidehman Verdun really was a kick in the face for Heavenly, it's true.

    • @kanadenbacon106
      @kanadenbacon106 3 년 전 +15

      He has always been a cacodemon

  • @pendium998
    @pendium998 3 년 전 +3158

    "you just LIED, you said "keep that positivity" then "I went to Arby's" bro"
    one of my favourite quotes

  • @LuffyTheRealOne
    @LuffyTheRealOne 년 전 +13

    The bullet proof juggernaut with the 22 got me because that’s exactly what the B-1 is lmao

  • @stagdragon3978
    @stagdragon3978 2 년 전 +25

    ah yes I played in this game and 7:20 summarizes my experience perfectly in trying out the artillery tanks. I loved them because it was like being a sniper and I loved being predictive... you know what suck about being good at being predictive? you get put in with the BIG BOIS and when you're in with the BIG BOIS you get crushed.

  • @Chris-iw9uz
    @Chris-iw9uz 3 년 전 +807

    As someone who owned Black Ops for the DS, I can 153% confirm that’s what the reloads sounds like

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 3 년 전 +32

      real talk its honestly shocking how good they made those games compared to the hardware it was on...

    • @Chris-iw9uz
      @Chris-iw9uz 3 년 전 +11

      @@happyjohn354 yeah, basically a mini N64 if you think about it

    • @beastieborg917
      @beastieborg917 3 년 전 +2

      Can u tell me how the shell casings taste?

    • @Chris-iw9uz
      @Chris-iw9uz 3 년 전 +1

      @@beastieborg917 bruh idk, if ur referencing the game, I haven’t played that in like 10 years

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 3 년 전 +1

      i had the cod 4 for the ds, i only remember a low poly tutorial

  • @88blurr
    @88blurr 3 년 전 +431

    It's still funny to hear that scuffed "bruh" every time he gets spotted

  • @driftee8994
    @driftee8994 년 전 +11

    Wait oml the rat expert is the same guy who says tha 9mm kills the body but 45 acp kills the soul

  • @galaxyxd0014
    @galaxyxd0014 2 년 전 +7

    “It’ll be back soon enough... when’s the next solar eclipse again?” This is me literally any day

  • @L.J.Kommer
    @L.J.Kommer 3 년 전 +469

    Bing's avatar and captions being as pixelated as his voice sounded was perfect.

    • @antonyschenk4513
      @antonyschenk4513 3 년 전 +10

      Bing dead ass sounded like he was Xbox Live when the 360 was still in its prime!😅😂🤣

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 3 년 전 +2

      Yo 7.25 an hour stfu over there

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 3 년 전 +2

      I want to know you can change your voice live like that. I know it’s something with the bitrate but I don’t know any programs to do it

  • @sobakiin1797
    @sobakiin1797 3 년 전 +543

    “He’s got a Canadian flag, he’s not going to hurt you.” Tell that to the mounds of corpses at Vimy Ridge.

    • @jblakeplays2541
      @jblakeplays2541 3 년 전 +9

      *looks at the corpses* He's Canadian, he's not gonna hurt you! What'd he do, spray you with a super soaker filled with maple syrup??

    • @jblakeplays2541
      @jblakeplays2541 3 년 전 +5

      All jokes aside, Canada is looking nicer by the day lol

    • @The_welsh_cobrachicken
      @The_welsh_cobrachicken 3 년 전 +8

      Vimy ridge, the somme, monte cassino, caen, the battle of kapyong, etc etc. Hell world record for longest kill is by a jtf2 guy

    • @gunterthekaiser6190
      @gunterthekaiser6190 3 년 전 +1

      @@The_welsh_cobrachicken Also homeboy Rambo, Leo Major.

    • @andreivaldez2929
      @andreivaldez2929 3 년 전 +7

      Badger's Canadian too; he knows the only kills from Vimy Ridge were from the Assault Elks they let loose.

  • @drholdenawesome9363
    @drholdenawesome9363 2 년 전 +4

    As a person from alberta, canada that is a fact that there are no rats here in Alberta. We literally have a provincial agency to check vehicles coming in from the US and other provinces

  • @inception445
    @inception445 2 년 전 +16

    2:34 best moment so far

  • @Thebongosusetobethicc
    @Thebongosusetobethicc 3 년 전 +2190

    Breakdown of all the measurement/ time examples:
    Baguette/ Cigarette;
    65cm per 10 minutes
    The average baguette is around 65 centimeters long and a cigarette usually takes about 10 minutes to fully burn down to the bud.
    Hamburger/ Happy Meal;
    3 1/2 inches per 15 seconds
    The normal burger bun has a width of 3 1/2 inches, a speed eater (Matt Stonie) ate a McDonald’s Happy Meal in about 15.22 seconds, I rounded down the time to 15 seconds to make it easier for the average person to remember.
    Washing machine/ Browning High Power;
    41 inches per 9 seconds
    The height of a washing machine varies from 38 inches to 43 inches so I took the median (about 40.5) and rounded up, a competition shooter has an average reload of 1-3 seconds and the time it takes to fire 13 rounds (the mag size of the Browning High Power) is about 6.49 seconds which i rounded up to 7 seconds, then add 2 (because it’s the middle number for the reload) and you get 9 seconds.
    Football field/ Moon landing;
    100 (although it would really be 120 counting the end zones) yards per 76 hours
    The average (American) football field has a width of 120 yards although it is commonly measured at 100 yards when being compared to something else so I shall use the common measurement to avoid confusion, the entire expedition of Apollo 11 (from Earth to Moon) took 76 hours.
    War crimes/ corporate bailout
    ... idk how to break this one down

    • @doctorwho3708
      @doctorwho3708 2 년 전 +187

      War crimes average to around 12 thousands corpses and the bailout is between 40 Thousands to a million base on the person that is being bailout.
      Anyway, thanks for doing god work.

    • @iggytheincubus
      @iggytheincubus 2 년 전 +12

      War Crimes/Corporate Bailout
      Ask Syria, they can break it down for you

    • @Skids113
      @Skids113 2 년 전 +88

      These are light years ahead of today’s measurement systems.

    • @lemo_nlime7475
      @lemo_nlime7475 2 년 전 +25

      absolute legend

    • @epicninjacakez6716
      @epicninjacakez6716 2 년 전 +4

      Average out the amount of war crimes in the last 30 years, divided by the amount of times big companies paid off the government

  • @Asa-ov9mj
    @Asa-ov9mj 3 년 전 +405

    Badger: The sun never sets on the Rat empire
    The Skaven: Yes-yes

  • @ryanhealy3074
    @ryanhealy3074 2 년 전 +12

    7:40 I don't know why but when the Payday 2 guy peaced out I spat my drink out laughing...fuckin A+ editing skills

  • @cynthiablackthorn
    @cynthiablackthorn 년 전 +7

    The full body animation badger does now adays is cool and all but the stilted animations in these earlier episodes are just as good

  • @gastlybastion20
    @gastlybastion20 3 년 전 +479

    Enemy: “Oh don’t worry it’s just the French”
    The French: ( just finished a revolution) “ don’t worry the blood is fresh”

    • @NemesisRose
      @NemesisRose 3 년 전 +17

      You forget unless their enemy is French there not going to attack anyway they don't know how to deal with outsiders there like cannibals except if cannibalism was war with your own country

    • @finalcartoon1044
      @finalcartoon1044 3 년 전 +10

      @@NemesisRose "how can you say something so controversial yet so brave?"

    • @mobiushelldoctor1423
      @mobiushelldoctor1423 3 년 전 +1

      @@NemesisRose I've looked into history and realized something, the French eat ALL, get away from that shit, it's the center of every middle to American-burger sized conflict in most of history

  • @tubpuff2753
    @tubpuff2753 3 년 전 +5130

    I love how Heavenly’s character is the Doom flying meatball.

  • @zuttoaragi8349
    @zuttoaragi8349 년 전 +2

    Watching this video, and when he got the "free" section of the sponsor segment, all I could think was "It's the street corner from Duck Shoes!"

  • @ThePineapp1e
    @ThePineapp1e 년 전 +3

    "He's got a Canadian Flag, He won't shoot you."
    *meanwhile badger being a literal canadian*

  • @JragonL1m
    @JragonL1m 3 년 전 +750

    Teacher:”why are you laughing”
    Me:”no reason”
    My brain: *mine bird is ballin*

  • @itstoastytime3759
    @itstoastytime3759 3 년 전 +384

    “He’s got a Canadian flag he’s not gonna shoot at you”
    You’re gonna get kneecapped by JTF 2

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 년 전 +18

      when you give a Canadian a magazine with a higher capacity than 5 rounds:
      * *commits 3 of the 4 longest kills ever recorded**

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 3 년 전 +2

      Nah nah nah looking back into Canadas war crime history they wont shoot you they'll gas you while saying sorry

  • @MontyTheMothman
    @MontyTheMothman 2 년 전 +4

    10:33 making light of war crimes is funny though. we need more war crime jokes

  • @coug736
    @coug736 2 년 전 +1

    Bro it was just badger talking without audio. and all of the sudden, b o o m . My favorite song starts playing. Scared the shit outta me.

  • @flyingplatypus7272
    @flyingplatypus7272 3 년 전 +1475

    "what is he made of?" "He's made of matilda"
    [Rogal Dorn voice] "this is true"

  • @bluebird5774
    @bluebird5774 3 년 전 +227

    ‘“Who knew you were so much better as a sandbag than a human being’” -Commissar talking to an imperial guard conscript

    • @patricktomblin1998
      @patricktomblin1998 3 년 전 +10

      *Happy Gasmask noise*

    • @EMPerror403
      @EMPerror403 3 년 전 +10

      *Guard dies*
      Congratulations, you have promoted to 'The Sandbag Division'.

    • @nkvdcomradeorion7336
      @nkvdcomradeorion7336 3 년 전 +2

      Sandbag Division is best division

    • @lordtritus2261
      @lordtritus2261 3 년 전 +2

      Fellow Kriegsman falls:
      "Even in death you will serve a purpose."
      Actually, do you think they try to die the fastest in order to be the sandbag that blocks the most amount of heresy before turning into paste?

    • @techpriest7060
      @techpriest7060 3 년 전

      @@lordtritus2261 of course we do. What else aside from fight for the emperor would we do

  • @Kat097
    @Kat097 2 년 전 +1

    9:11
    still love hearing the tiny subtle *bruuhuhh* in the background if he's spotted XD

  • @Techhunter_Talon
    @Techhunter_Talon 2 년 전 +4

    7:52 Now I want to play Twisted Metal 2 where you can knock that tower right the hell down. (You can also do it in Head-On.)

  • @rickburker
    @rickburker 3 년 전 +897

    "there's a law in Wisconsin saying it's illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.."
    "It's also legal for them to own kangaroos without a permit.."
    Wait, the horses?

  • @sammiller8925
    @sammiller8925 년 전 +1

    this is genuinely my favorite badjur video. all of my favorite jokes somehow in one video

  • @okuyasunijimura5933
    @okuyasunijimura5933 2 년 전 +14

    I like the fact that the ps5 at 5:38 looks like a turret from portal.

    • @voiddotjpeg
      @voiddotjpeg 2 년 전 +1

      that's what its supposed to be edited to look like

    • @voiddotjpeg
      @voiddotjpeg 2 년 전 +1

      nevertheless its still funny

    • @Mophony
      @Mophony 19 일 전

      I can't unsee it now oh god

  • @screeb.3578
    @screeb.3578 3 년 전 +790

    “IM BALLIN, BUT THERE IS NO STUPID DOG, WE TRULY ARE LIVING IN THE DARKEST TIMELINE AFTERALL”

  • @shayminthedoctor9663
    @shayminthedoctor9663 3 년 전 +355

    "What is he made of?!"
    "he's made of Matilda!"
    As someone who has played the Matilda... Yeah that's... Accurate

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 3 년 전 +7

      The Valentine back when it was tier 4 was like that too. But the Matildas... Even at tier 5 they can be a nuisance.

    • @quinmatthew1
      @quinmatthew1 3 년 전 +3

      one time I had to 1v1 a mat.... pain is mandatory

    • @bennyvasquez6872
      @bennyvasquez6872 3 년 전

      @@quinmatthew1 resistance is futile

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 3 년 전

      I'm don't remember the Matilda from resident evil 2 being very good

    • @gabrielgomez4496
      @gabrielgomez4496 3 년 전

      @Gaelic Snake Charmer Can't mount rammer any more iirc, but 128 pen rounds at 1.93 second load time plus 75mm all around armor makes its speed its only weak point on tier and lets it pen tier 5 heavies if they aren't angling.

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 2 년 전 +1

    9:02
    You underestimate us, especially when Maple Syrup is on the line

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 2 년 전 +1

    I love the whole bit for the 7.25, I want a clip for just that

  • @MaxwellAerialPhotography

    fun fact: there really are no rats in Alberta. Cats patrol the border and are sent to exterminate any rats that slip into the province.

    • @okkam7078
      @okkam7078 2 년 전 +28

      Only place on Earth, haha

    • @cgkase6210
      @cgkase6210 2 년 전 +70

      Not only that the law is literally that if any rat somehow gets past that they will die quickly and die childless

    • @16imademanudutawedharma96
      @16imademanudutawedharma96 2 년 전 +29

      @@cgkase6210 damn you telling me they die a virgin?

    • @cgkase6210
      @cgkase6210 2 년 전 +23

      @@16imademanudutawedharma96 yes.

    • @fifthcanuck1128
      @fifthcanuck1128 2 년 전 +23

      We have a whole fuckin border patrol for this shit the day Ratatouille 2: Albertan invasion comes out is the day Alberta falls

  • @maxobb7259
    @maxobb7259 3 년 전 +283

    I misread the title as
    “Italian, but at what cost” and laughed my ass off for a solid 3 minutes

    • @xenoman4573
      @xenoman4573 3 년 전 +2

      lmao

    • @thepandrbr
      @thepandrbr 3 년 전 +13

      i misread as "Stalin, but at what cost", and was VERY confused

  • @k1ementii
    @k1ementii 2 년 전 +13

    10:11 Offended people per School shooting

    • @Mophony
      @Mophony 19 일 전

      Triggered wokes per mass homicide

  • @theleyak530
    @theleyak530 11 일 전 +1

    1:48 dreading the return of Bajurs sanity in the next few days

  • @bones-fe3gy
    @bones-fe3gy 3 년 전 +2813

    Fun fact: One B1 during the battle of stone was hit 143 times by various anti tank rounds, none of which penetrated.

    • @arandominternetperson437
      @arandominternetperson437 3 년 전 +106

      Goddamn

    • @yeeetdatderp
      @yeeetdatderp 3 년 전 +221

      R.I.P the crews ears

    • @hsc894
      @hsc894 3 년 전 +271

      It's like the human equivalent of having nerf dart hit you while wearing a Bomb-proof suit. Sure you're gonna get hit by them, but the annoyance is so minimal that you just don't give a damn.

    • @gamesl2539
      @gamesl2539 3 년 전 +143

      @@hsc894 gets hit
      ow
      shoots back
      realises I have a nerf gun
      realises im a juggernaut
      bruh

    • @eur0be4t3r
      @eur0be4t3r 2 년 전 +4

      @@trainboi777yall6 This one? krplus.net/bidio/iMaSm3aZfp7FloY

  • @ShadeWolf1997
    @ShadeWolf1997 3 년 전 +465

    Badger: "it's a little terrible how great these Tiger I's are". Tiger's transmission after 5.25mi/5km: *cries in agony*

  • @someweeb6897
    @someweeb6897 년 전 +1

    "He has a Canadian flag, he won't shoot at you."
    *casually arms Canada goose*

  • @tylergreen4843
    @tylergreen4843 2 년 전 +8

    5:48 your sense of humor is too good!

  • @liamsquire6371
    @liamsquire6371 3 년 전 +393

    Badgers videos over the past 6 years have slowly filled my veins with Mountain Dew and gamer sups and turned my brain to mush I love you

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 3 년 전 +6

      Are you sure that isn't just your rampant mountain dew and gamer sups addiction talking?

    • @mr.mann5918
      @mr.mann5918 3 년 전 +8

      And our views have filled Badger’s veins with Monster

    • @logan183
      @logan183 3 년 전 +1

      Gamer supps fucking slapps

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 3 년 전 +1

      Gamer Supps: Those Were Only Allegations.

  • @superkeaton9912
    @superkeaton9912 3 년 전 +627

    "the sun never sets on the rat empire" - me playing Skaven

  • @housel9352
    @housel9352 2 년 전 +2

    I just realized that badger goes to the trouble of even animating his character's eyes in the animations. Frankly, I respect the dedication.

  • @oceanjay9234
    @oceanjay9234 년 전 +2

    The fact the Own a Musket for home defense thing actually got turned into a song

  • @thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334

    Bing's mic really just turns the sound of him cocking his pistol into the reload sound effect for Doom 64

    • @Birdman369
      @Birdman369 3 년 전 +4

      I love that reference, literally had me dying of laughter in that video

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 3 년 전 +1105

    "He's got a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot at you!"
    Somewhat inaccurate. He'd be *less inclined* to shoot at you, but speaking from a historical perspective, once he decided that he's going to fight, he would be the reason some rules about what is and isn't allowed in warfare exist.

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 3 년 전 +129

      Such as: Do not discuss hockey on the battlefield when allied with Canadian forces

    • @salvadorvega3805
      @salvadorvega3805 3 년 전 +105

      Looks at Canadian treatment of indigenous people: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
      Yeah that sounds about right.

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 3 년 전 +16

      This is true.

    • @arandominternetperson437
      @arandominternetperson437 3 년 전 +72

      So basically Canadians dominate in combat but only when they want to?

    • @flyngmunky2938
      @flyngmunky2938 3 년 전 +70

      Canadians pre war: i sleep
      Canadians during war *REAL SHIT?*

  • @disrespect3021
    @disrespect3021 2 년 전 +11

    4:27 can someone explain the joke to me I’m clinically braindead rn

    • @BurntToast1717
      @BurntToast1717 년 전 +7

      If someone posted something blatantly wrong and a lot of people agree then they will like the post. The joke is that the post is untrue and yet people still liked the post

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 년 전 +1

      I love it

  • @loganbanner2412
    @loganbanner2412 2 년 전 +9

    6:43 BRO I USED TO WORK AT WENDY'S, THAT SHIT WAS ASS

  • @sneakysneakyboi295
    @sneakysneakyboi295 3 년 전 +1831

    I laughed at "Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely, because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog"

    • @the_big_man8778
      @the_big_man8778 2 년 전 +81

      Whenever I heard that my first thought was “Oh that’s how the ATF does target practice”

    • @ForzaMonkey
      @ForzaMonkey 2 년 전 +60

      “We’ve located the dog, over.”
      *pow*
      “Dog terminated, over.”

    • @lordwarDXCIII
      @lordwarDXCIII 2 년 전 +9

      Origin is: Just as the Founding Fathers Intended by Gearhead, go watch it it’s hilarious

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 년 전 +8

      ATF: *Raises eyebrow*

    • @unknownhall8569
      @unknownhall8569 년 전 +5

      11:27

  • @sammylazyboi1858
    @sammylazyboi1858 3 년 전 +542

    6:19 "Yo! 7.25 an hour shut the fuck up over there!" - heavenly

    • @jacksongrantham4848
      @jacksongrantham4848 3 년 전 +29

      That is the best insult ever and I will find every opportunity to use it.

    • @johnowen5662
      @johnowen5662 3 년 전 +18

      The funniest part of this is the fact that Heavenly was the one who said it

    • @LastHCompany
      @LastHCompany 3 년 전 +10

      He actually got that from Sethical, I think.

    • @kinonavul4907
      @kinonavul4907 2 년 전 +1

      the propper time is 6:21

  • @LucarioX489-9
    @LucarioX489-9 2 년 전 +2

    "He's got a Canadian flag he's not gonna shoot you." XD God I love that

  • @landontheknight
    @landontheknight 2 년 전

    I literally come back to this video when ever I’m feeling down, pretty sure I can quote every line.

  • @rebelliccanadianpilot6513

    "He has a Canadian flag, hes not gonna shoot you!"
    (me knowing that badger is canadian)
    (me being canadian)
    bruh

  • @AgentPathfinder
    @AgentPathfinder 5 개월 전

    "You are more useful as a sandbag then a human being" that's such a warhammer 40k line

  • @avgChargeBladeUser
    @avgChargeBladeUser 2 년 전 +1

    Fun fact: In Georgia it's illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a sunday

  • @nodive_dj
    @nodive_dj 3 년 전 +224

    Jello is the type of guy to take a ruler to bed to see how long he sleeps

  • @jp_gudinx
    @jp_gudinx 3 년 전 +5691

    I would love to see Badger play any of the borderlands.

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 3 년 전 +285

      Badge as Roland, Axton, and whoever is it is in the Pre-Sequel + Heavenly as either Brick, Salvador, or Claptrap + Grouse as Lilith, Maya, or Nisha + Bing as whatever else = Perfection

    • @fastred6007
      @fastred6007 3 년 전 +39

      That what I been thinking

    • @aurenzimmerman2754
      @aurenzimmerman2754 3 년 전 +104

      Tbh, I played 3, and me and my father agreed that it sucks ass

    • @WoofleWaffles
      @WoofleWaffles 3 년 전 +9

      I would love to it

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 3 년 전 +63

      @@aurenzimmerman2754 we don't talk about that

  • @aliteralfan2292
    @aliteralfan2292 2 년 전 +1

    In WI Milwaukee, it is illegal to park your car for more than two hours unless you tie it and secure it to a horse.

  • @AzraelRBN
    @AzraelRBN 7 개월 전

    I love your content. I'm currently listening to this with my eyes closed while I get over my hangover.

  • @geoffreyprill
    @geoffreyprill 3 년 전 +190

    "He's got a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot you."
    *Racks a C6A1 FLEX with malicious intent

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 3 년 전 +717

    8:09 the subtle “BrUuHhH”

  • @rangerduckie87
    @rangerduckie87 2 년 전 +1

    As an Alberta Native, I can confirm, there are no rats in Alberta. It's illegal and we enforce that law with an iron fist.

  • @s4ss.m8
    @s4ss.m8 2 년 전

    I remember seeing 11:05 to 11:44 on a Yt short 🤣 then I cameacross your channel not long after and I've been looking for the OG vid 👌🏻

  • @quinnamations9715
    @quinnamations9715 3 년 전 +495

    “The sun never sets on the rat empire”
    -Bajur 2020

    • @jetstreamattano4176
      @jetstreamattano4176 3 년 전 +1

      Cheese throne

    • @Temporal94
      @Temporal94 3 년 전 +5

      Ikit Claw agree-approves yes-yes

    • @thadaHawk
      @thadaHawk 3 년 전 +1

      literally the day the video gets uploaded the Rat Empire sacks a Chipotle in Manhattan. IM NOT JOKING LOOK IT UP

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 3 년 전 +1

      All hail the P L A G U E

    • @R3v1091
      @R3v1091 3 년 전 +3

      the skaven have entered the chat.

  • @bluepaladinXavier
    @bluepaladinXavier 3 년 전 +149

    "What is he made out of?
    He's made out of Matilda!"
    Bruh, that tank is no joke.

    • @ryman8989
      @ryman8989 3 년 전 +3

      Until you boot up War Thunder. then you get dunked

    • @EMPerror403
      @EMPerror403 3 년 전

      fueled by vodka

    • @Jorakful
      @Jorakful 3 년 전

      @@ryman8989 probably because WT also uses the different kind of Steel used for vehicles and Cast Steal is probably the second worst thing you can use to build a tank. The worst being riveting.

    • @ryman8989
      @ryman8989 3 년 전

      @@Jorakful no disagreements here. This is true

  • @KitNoxious
    @KitNoxious 년 전

    “Miss entirely because it’s a smoothbore, killing the neighbours dog.”
    ATF: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @BallisticAero
    @BallisticAero 년 전

    I feel like the quote from Phly applies to one of the thoughts Badger has being "Low tier is fun tier"

  • @meep8209
    @meep8209 3 년 전 +393

    Can back the claim: there are no rats in Alberta, we only have only barn mice and MILLIONS of stray farm cats.
    Edit: also FUCK THE TYRANNICAL RAT EMPIRE

    • @watrfall3642
      @watrfall3642 3 년 전 +21

      Ballin, but at what cost

    • @ponji6145
      @ponji6145 3 년 전 +12

      I can also back this, I have never seen a rat ever and I’ve lived in Alberta my whole life.

    • @skyleryarroll2369
      @skyleryarroll2369 3 년 전 +7

      I can back this, as I saw the "Your Friend The Rat" short that came with the DVD release of Ratatouille, which stated that Alberta Canada had waged an extremely robust exclusion campaign against rats, visualized as a Mountie in hockey goalie gear blocking a barrage of rats flying toward his goal.

    • @thehollowbox
      @thehollowbox 3 년 전 +5

      Legit, Alberta's Agriculture office has roaming death squads that patrol Alberta's boarders and eradicate all rat colonies they find. Started in the 50's and still goes on today.

    • @unnamedvisitor1649
      @unnamedvisitor1649 3 년 전

      Cats just coming out of the walls

  • @trinitywarren4259
    @trinitywarren4259 3 년 전 +432

    “Don’t lick ‘em now!”
    Me: b-but I don’t want my lips to become the dry lippers =(

  • @R3adyT0Tak3Y0urLa1fu

    Since the main part of the video started with fun facts and weird laws,
    Fun Fact: In Texas, there's a law that states you cannot shoot a buffalo from the 2nd floor of a hotel

  • @thefiresworddragon927

    9:11 Vibrating Bruh sound effect

  • @thetruecoollcat9370
    @thetruecoollcat9370 3 년 전 +297

    Badger: “He has a Canadian flag he’s not gonna shoot at you.”
    That shit hurted.

  • @bigusdickus4210
    @bigusdickus4210 3 년 전 +232

    0:20
    "we sink three boats they drop the sun on us twice"

    • @MercenaryModeus
      @MercenaryModeus 2 년 전 +12

      That three boats joke is probably my favorite joke that any of them have made

  • @entername5363
    @entername5363 2 년 전 +2

    “He’s got a Canadian flag, he won’t shoot at you”
    Nah he’ll still shoot at you, he’ll just apologize afterwards

    • @johnkralt2873
      @johnkralt2873 8 개월 전

      Out of everyone here correcting badger on this, you sir are the most correct.

    • @entername5363
      @entername5363 8 개월 전

      Fires, “sorry there bud.”

  • @ChexMexLex4929
    @ChexMexLex4929 2 년 전

    5:13 every God Damn Time Jello says that my lips just say, "Heyo Jimbo, we gonna just make the Sahara look like a damn ocean."

  • @johnaxios6335
    @johnaxios6335 3 년 전 +50

    Badger: "Who knew you were more valuable as a sandbag than as a human being"
    The Red Army: "да"