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  • @aqua3234
    @aqua3234 3 년 전 +35535

    Fun fact: The Cloaker is voiced by Simon Viklund, the same guy who makes the majority of the music and voices Bain.

    • @fliczy7773
      @fliczy7773 3 년 전 +2792

      Bruh he said “guys the thermal drill go get it.” Made Razormind and said “ now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are “

    • @garenkijolfo4393
      @garenkijolfo4393 3 년 전 +1311

      LLunineee It’s as if that last line is not even meant for the Heisters in-game, but to us players.
      I kind of noticed it when I listened to that quote without any BG sound. Hell, some other quotes can be considered 4th wall breaking stuff.

    • @Chlosephene
      @Chlosephene 3 년 전 +336

      Bro I didn’t know this thank you

    • @justintime3178
      @justintime3178 3 년 전 +691

      "I got your dlc right here!"

    • @brunovsky_
      @brunovsky_ 3 년 전 +339

      wHAAAAAAAAAT????? THE CLOAKER IS SIMON???? HOLY SHITTTTT

  • @YourGuyJoeyStroganoff
    @YourGuyJoeyStroganoff 3 년 전 +5022

    "My wife said it was either her or the dodge build"
    "God I miss her"
    "...and now she always misses me"

    • @mikerotch4331
      @mikerotch4331 3 년 전 +169

      took me a minute but thats actually hilarious

    • @lorcanpowell7043
      @lorcanpowell7043 3 년 전 +79

      Only 40% of the time tho

    • @opuil
      @opuil 3 년 전 +107

      I got a 60% chance to dodge bullets not a 60% chance to dodge alimony that's 100% hit rate lol

    • @silkenemperor
      @silkenemperor 3 년 전 +18

      Reminds me of gears of war 3 Baird and Sam.

    • @lukethompson1966
      @lukethompson1966 3 년 전 +8

      Rogue is terrible

  • @davidarmstrong9728
    @davidarmstrong9728 3 년 전 +2695

    "Guys, loud or stealth?"
    "Razormind".
    "Say no more."

    • @Heisenbones21
      @Heisenbones21 3 년 전 +17

      Break The Rules is one the best songs in the game

    • @Mophony
      @Mophony 3 년 전 +8

      [Laughs in bulletstorm aced with KSP]

    • @luckyrice672
      @luckyrice672 3 년 전 +1

      @@Mophony hox how the fuck did you get rid of all your burns

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 3 년 전 +3

      @@Heisenbones21 code silver is amazing too

    • @Heisenbones21
      @Heisenbones21 3 년 전

      @@bencenagy5459 I kind of haven’t heard any of it

  • @smokinxeno
    @smokinxeno 년 전 +4107

    "Don't ask me why the cops think trading in a single civilian is worth letting a psychotic mass murderer back into the fight." aged beautifully.

    • @WonderfulWhale
      @WonderfulWhale 년 전 +87

      Bro I was thinking the same thing!

    • @firefi1960
      @firefi1960 년 전 +63

      I'm confused and concerned

    • @natedrake7163
      @natedrake7163 년 전 +55

      Literally had to check comments to make sure I wasn’t repeating what someone else said.

    • @boxatron8010
      @boxatron8010 년 전 +553

      @@firefi1960 the prison system traded a Russian weapon dealing warlord who was being held in an American prison for a WNBA player with an opioids addiction being held in a Russian prison

    • @firefi1960
      @firefi1960 년 전 +1

      @@boxatron8010 ...Nani the fuck is wrong with America? You know besides everything-

  • @archfiend8544
    @archfiend8544 년 전 +659

    I can just imagine the dozer being like, “All right, time to get to wor- *Watch dings* OOP LUNCH TIME!”

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 9 개월 전 +15

      He probably has to follow a strict diet just to survive wearing all that amor

    • @zackince8803
      @zackince8803 8 개월 전 +4

      Man just said it’s time for lunch

  • @LMG3864
    @LMG3864 3 년 전 +5500

    Everyone: "I'm running out of ammo, someone drop an ammo bag."
    Bullet Storm users: "I don't run out of ammo, I run out of targets."

    • @wenusman4254
      @wenusman4254 3 년 전 +91

      I have taken away my like for the sole reason of making it 69

    • @Fwmonkeys
      @Fwmonkeys 3 년 전 +49

      Name checks out

    • @slymarbo2559
      @slymarbo2559 3 년 전 +54

      Hippity hoppity your life is now my property

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 년 전 +33

      The fucks an ammo?

    • @beef-jerky
      @beef-jerky 3 년 전 +36

      If overheating was in the game, they wouldn't have hands anymore

  • @tylerwaggoner3601
    @tylerwaggoner3601 3 년 전 +6169

    I love how he’s been using payday character models for years yet hasn’t played it before now

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 3 년 전 +497

      more like he's been using cloaker and dozer lines for the past couple of years and never played the game until now.

    • @lieutenanttilted3226
      @lieutenanttilted3226 3 년 전 +48

      All in good time

    • @JasonPootis
      @JasonPootis 3 년 전 +138

      Now for team fortress 2

    • @AWACS_Snowblind
      @AWACS_Snowblind 3 년 전 +166

      Memes are universal, if we didn't play Payday literally the day it came out, we learned of it through the lines first

    • @yawnshark5430
      @yawnshark5430 3 년 전 +15

      I was thinking that all these lines and sound effects and he had never played it

  • @DaTDawg8191
    @DaTDawg8191 년 전 +2547

    Fun fact: it is canon that killing a medic violates the Geneva Convention.

    • @Darthren-hc8pe
      @Darthren-hc8pe 년 전 +192

      So everyone is a war criminal in here

    • @constipatedmind5245
      @constipatedmind5245 년 전 +374

      Technically, combat medics are only allowed in wartime. So THEY are the ones violating the convention

    • @mrllamaton1873
      @mrllamaton1873 년 전 +70

      Me who has played medic in TF2: WOT

    • @DaTDawg8191
      @DaTDawg8191 년 전 +18

      @@mrllamaton1873 yeah only in payday 2 though

    • @classifiedad1
      @classifiedad1 년 전 +97

      @@mrllamaton1873 Mercenaries aren’t covered under Geneva so killing Medics in TF2 aren’t technically a war crime.

  • @rodrigorita7325
    @rodrigorita7325 년 전 +454

    "You wanna play Bulldozer? Lets play! LETS PLAY!!!" That got me laughing and realizing that I don't want to meet Badger with a minigun

  • @BigJubble
    @BigJubble 3 년 전 +5539

    Fun fact: A few of my friends used to play basically nothing but this game for like two years straight and it got to the point where if I played a recording of the Cloaker scream you could see genuine fear in their eyes for a few moments.

    • @ashleylamoureux5652
      @ashleylamoureux5652 2 년 전 +479

      If i f*****g hear a cloaker i run like im running from the devil himself

    • @Sangheili67
      @Sangheili67 2 년 전 +291

      I haven't played this game in like 5 years and I still recoil when I hear that damned sound.

    • @beetleknight4661
      @beetleknight4661 2 년 전 +149

      I feel this as i my friend was watching a payday 2 video and the cloaker did his signature noise and it scared the shit outta me i actually looked around in fear lmao

    • @isaacamaya6420
      @isaacamaya6420 2 년 전 +148

      “Why are we just standing here!? GOD DAMIT, SOMEONE TELL COMMAND WE NEED TO MOVE!”
      - Swat Member 2013
      “Now go to the forums, AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE!”
      - Cloaker 2013
      “I’m the fucking Spark Man!”
      - Taser 2013
      “Your up against the wall, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!”
      - Skulldozer 2013.
      “I’m here! And I brought drugs.”
      - Medic 2013
      “That’s number six.”
      - Sniper 2013
      “There! The payday gang!”
      - Captain 2013
      “I’m gonna drop on these Shitheads like, A FUCKING PIANO!”
      - ZealDozer 2013
      “You call this a resisting arrest? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!”
      - Cloaker 2013

    • @enternamehere4124
      @enternamehere4124 2 년 전 +75

      So basically the cloaker is the vietnam of gamers

  • @firehazardentertainment8381

    He forgot to mention the Cloaker's best line: "The safe word is 'Police Brutality'."

    • @yourdrifttunerisabot
      @yourdrifttunerisabot 3 년 전 +189

      Just........bruh.mp3

    • @Zamntron
      @Zamntron 3 년 전 +295

      Yeah I'm just going to save that voice clip and send it to my black friend

    • @rollfizzlebeef5384
      @rollfizzlebeef5384 3 년 전 +37

      Topical too.

    • @sandow8575
      @sandow8575 3 년 전 +307

      My favorite is the forum line. " Complain on the forms like the bitch that you are."

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 년 전 +172

      NEW UPDATE:
      Cloaker: see those Protesters? *GONE!*

  • @RicoRodriguez-vs8le
    @RicoRodriguez-vs8le 년 전 +302

    You don't turn on Razormind, Razormind turns on you.

  • @deeptiutube
    @deeptiutube 년 전 +88

    “ I’m here! And I brought drugs “ god dang it that was making me LAUGH.

  • @genericalias6307
    @genericalias6307 3 년 전 +7625

    Finally, he covers the game he gets half of his voiceline sound effects from

  • @dave6763
    @dave6763 3 년 전 +3097

    Jfk died because he wasnt running the dodge build

  • @lukasrainbow8275
    @lukasrainbow8275 년 전 +127

    He repeated those voicelines so perfectly that it sounds just like Dallas (16:47)

  • @PlagueDroctor
    @PlagueDroctor 년 전 +32

    13:48 the way the guy just got sent flying has me crying bruh 😂

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 3 년 전 +427

    "You runnin' dodge?"
    "Nah, I'm driving a Toyota."
    _".....GET. OUT."_

  • @tablekun8690
    @tablekun8690 3 년 전 +1928

    "The best part of random is randomly getting a banger" the entire soundtrack is a banger

    • @quox3987
      @quox3987 3 년 전 +77

      There is, without a doubt, no bad music in this game. Only varying degrees of great.

    • @Move2Groove
      @Move2Groove 3 년 전 +11

      I feel like if I was friends with TheRussianBadger, My depression would be cured

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 3 년 전 +10

      I was in the same gate, but then the moment I heard Death Row, I have never changed the song anymore. Head Banging Guitar shifting to Head Banging EDM when it gets loud, especially when the assault starts... MMMMMPH.

    • @theultimateraichu6893
      @theultimateraichu6893 3 년 전 +1

      Hey can you help me out what’s the song that starts playing at 2:35 i just can’t find it

    • @cyo_mh
      @cyo_mh 3 년 전

      @@theultimateraichu6893 razormind

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 년 전 +90

    What other people see: Dodge build.
    What I see: Star Platinum: The World build.

    • @GrayMask_Studios
      @GrayMask_Studios 년 전 +9

      Dodge build can beat hundreds of police officers but not a rat. How sad

  • @sophieroberts3043
    @sophieroberts3043 년 전 +193

    Imagine fighting the doom slayer being in a heist

  • @retrograde7156
    @retrograde7156 2 년 전 +8645

    The funniest part for me is that in the meth mission, the chemicals bane asks you to get don’t make meth, it makes table salt. So your under a whole scale FBI assault while making table salt.

    • @lighttank3905
      @lighttank3905 2 년 전 +844

      damn, i tried that and sniffed it. Now my nose bleeds

    • @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug3800
      @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug3800 2 년 전 +782

      you’re selling table salts for 2,999,000 bucks

    • @LuvzToLol21
      @LuvzToLol21 2 년 전 +966

      Oh, and Bain doesn't even know how to cook meth. He's just reading off some website he found.

    • @localidiotnumber792
      @localidiotnumber792 2 년 전 +143

      And you know this why?

    • @lornbaker1083
      @lornbaker1083 2 년 전 +730

      Bain actually admits it midways the hiest that he's getting the info from some random web page

  • @Yoko_Grim
    @Yoko_Grim 2 년 전 +3857

    *"As long as they have hostages we're gonna be delayed on assaults... FUUCK!"*
    Bro that's underrated as fuck. SWAT Commander reporting to the Police Chief as to why the criminals haven't been stopped yet, and he straight yells "FUCK" on the radio for all the cops in the city to hear.

  • @user-qz5lm4bx3o
    @user-qz5lm4bx3o 8 개월 전 +5

    Hank: beats a clown who can't be killed Dallas: AHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG!

  • @Ryan-nj9hg
    @Ryan-nj9hg 년 전 +17

    That dozer at 22:50 saw you turn the corner and preemptively went to the Afterlife.

  • @alexanderlorin7686
    @alexanderlorin7686 3 년 전 +796

    The phrase "You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wall" is one of the best one liners in gaming history

    • @MilkBaggins
      @MilkBaggins 3 년 전 +30

      DekuGames “That manic has a Fucking SAW!!” My favourite line when running overkill with a saw.

    • @deathrow5261
      @deathrow5261 3 년 전 +1

      DekuGames ya

    • @topdoomslayer3913
      @topdoomslayer3913 3 년 전 +26

      Mine is the Dozer’s line that goes “I’M GONNA DROP ON THESE SHITHEADS LIKE A FUCKIN’ PIANO!”

    • @deltacommander6060
      @deltacommander6060 3 년 전 +2

      That is when the Dozer with the Mini gun and a Medic Dozer are really the Fuking Wall.

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 3 년 전 +1

      @@topdoomslayer3913 i liked tht 1 to

  • @xuruiyu
    @xuruiyu 2 년 전 +3071

    Since most music in Payday was done by Simon Viklund, I'm pretty sure "The best of me" is canonically just Bain singing

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 2 년 전 +346

      The gang just recorded Bain at karaoke one night and just vibe with it

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 2 년 전 +251

      @@tylercoon1791 Naw bro, he's singing over the radio!
      "BAAAAAAIN! WE NEED! A! BEAT!!!"

    • @ArthurCallahan899
      @ArthurCallahan899 2 년 전 +32

      I say he did a good job

    • @anoone2922
      @anoone2922 2 년 전 +23

      I wonder if Bain will ever rap?

    • @peoplebro_1294
      @peoplebro_1294 2 년 전 +37

      Fucking cloaker and Bain dueting

  • @jaxonmckay3504
    @jaxonmckay3504 년 전 +224

    5:16 The cutoff just “YOU ARE SO FU-“ then almost instantly explodes is just pure luck and comedy EDIT:Dang 54 likes y’all are kind :) EDIT 2:WHOA 101 LIKES WHAT IS HAPPENING

  • @navalpeanut7432
    @navalpeanut7432 년 전 +26

    4:52 "bulldozers arent that hard to deal with right?"
    Rip Bob
    2023-2023

  • @StreamyDenny
    @StreamyDenny 3 년 전 +4091

    "You think we can bully Almir into adding a comically large spoon?"
    Well, I guess they can

  • @untitledgoose9436
    @untitledgoose9436 2 년 전 +8141

    Fun Fact: if you kill a cloaked with a shotgun while he’s about to kick you into a coma you get the achievement “in your town you’re the law but In my town it’s me.”

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 2 년 전 +670

      There's also an achievement for killing a jumping Cloaker with a grenade launcher, simply titled "Not Today".

    • @TheFlyingslug
      @TheFlyingslug 2 년 전 +324

      And one for tazing a charging cloaker, I've discovered by accident.

    • @crowwithanxiety5459
      @crowwithanxiety5459 2 년 전 +186

      Theres achievements for everything in this game lol

    • @StarkSpider24
      @StarkSpider24 년 전 +27

      Rambo.. John..

    • @WreckinPoints11
      @WreckinPoints11 년 전 +119

      @@crowwithanxiety5459 There are almost 1300 achievements in this game, I wanna die.

  • @MaximumFazbear
    @MaximumFazbear 년 전 +36

    20:16 one of my favorite parts just the struggle

  • @NerdySketchesYT
    @NerdySketchesYT 10 개월 전 +10

    The mixture of gunshots, rockets exploding, machine guns blazing, and the voices of the enemies sounding like they're screaming and eating their microphones all mixed together is music to my ears

  • @kade_the_cin
    @kade_the_cin 3 년 전 +2244

    “Take this stealthily”
    Do you mean: fully automatic unsuppressed assault?

    • @gojo1838
      @gojo1838 3 년 전 +36

      Loud stealth

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 3 년 전 +70

      @@gojo1838 Nobody can call the police if they're all dead

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 3 년 전 +54

      @@screamingcactus1753 Dead men tell no tales, and therefore, excessive use of hand grenades is not only permitted but encouraged

    • @imjustthomas3973
      @imjustthomas3973 3 년 전 +7

      I LOVE THIS COPYPASTA

    • @theyluv_breaux1687
      @theyluv_breaux1687 3 년 전 +5

      That's exactly what stealth is

  • @tankdesu7077
    @tankdesu7077 3 년 전 +4479

    Stealth:
    • Is overall more effective
    • You get more XP
    • Easier to get more money
    • Not getting shot at
    Loud:
    • *Ha Ha, loud music go DUNDUNDUN*

    • @TheMO219
      @TheMO219 3 년 전 +135

      Simon Viklund go BWAAAH BWAH DUDDUDUDU

    • @The_Shy_Guy.
      @The_Shy_Guy. 3 년 전 +225

      Well to be fair payday 2s music is an absolute smacker

    • @dino5373
      @dino5373 3 년 전 +74

      Loud music goes:don't act dumb

    • @HuttsonKill
      @HuttsonKill 3 년 전 +27

      Reminds me of Rong Rongs animation."Payday 2 in a nutshell"
      Here you go m.krplus.net/bidio/dbRsqpR6pLCxaIY

    • @wolfpupgaming5922
      @wolfpupgaming5922 3 년 전 +18

      That is literally the differences XD

  • @CrazyMatthew-dm5ri

    19:46
    Just
    "The United bank of
    MONEY"
    I thought that was really funny

  • @ZiroZenStudios
    @ZiroZenStudios 2 년 전 +1808

    “This whole game is an elaborate shitpost.”
    Well bullying Almir Listo into adding an comically large spoon certainly proved that, if it wasn’t obvious to some folks before.

  • @notasovietspytrustme4392

    “NOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST RUIN OUR PERFECTLY LAID OUT STEATH PLAN!”
    “Hhaha minigun go *BRRRRRRRRRRR*

    • @ericneuens
      @ericneuens 3 년 전 +13

      @ddrkyle No.

    • @Goskoya
      @Goskoya 3 년 전 +3

      Hahaha controller go **BRRRRR**

    • @PimpinPFood
      @PimpinPFood 3 년 전

      @ddrkule Ewww a redditor Stfu this is youtube

  • @CT--gu5ng
    @CT--gu5ng 년 전 +45

    I ran into a few cloakers for the first time and holy crap they are terrifying

  • @l-shadow1775
    @l-shadow1775 7 개월 전 +9

    0:59 payday 3 servers be like

  • @Wolf-E_VA
    @Wolf-E_VA 3 년 전 +639

    “Basically Press f a lot and murder cops”
    Me with 1000 hours and been around since day 1: “THATS NOT TRUE, sometimes YOU JUST MURDER COPS!”

    • @bug_stonkin_wess1221
      @bug_stonkin_wess1221 3 년 전 +13

      Me with over 500 hours: "hey no sometimes you press 3 too!"

    • @ZJRLT
      @ZJRLT 3 년 전 +3

      @@bug_stonkin_wess1221 What about *G.*

    • @sunshineslasher501
      @sunshineslasher501 3 년 전 +2

      Me who came from payday1 uhhhh guys is there anything else to do?

    • @ZJRLT
      @ZJRLT 3 년 전 +1

      @@sunshineslasher501 Well exept rob,rob,rob yet again and *WE GOTTA BREAK HOXTON THE FUCK OUT.MP9.*

    • @mono.isgtds
      @mono.isgtds 3 년 전 +2

      Wait we gotta turn Bain into the president.

  • @maxforge4333
    @maxforge4333 3 년 전 +3645

    “Wife told me it was me or the dodge build. Gosh I miss her.” Correction, she misses you.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 3 년 전 +182

      Nah dude, she don't miss. The alimony has 100% hit rate.

    • @birdwolf8016
      @birdwolf8016 3 년 전 +39

      You already know she wants that child support with it.

    • @randomtimes7092
      @randomtimes7092 3 년 전 +30

      Uses bathroom
      *coaker noises*

    • @birdwolf8016
      @birdwolf8016 3 년 전 +28

      random times honestly just play the cloaker noise to any PayDay2 veteran. I’m gonna do that to a friend in the middle of the woods on surround sound speakers.

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 3 년 전 +11

      Bird Wolf bring a body bag, he is legit gonna have a heart attack, I know I would...

  • @PowerCat3008
    @PowerCat3008 년 전 +3

    1:14 "BAIN... BAIN, I'M IN MINECRAFT. BAIN I'm in minecraft BAIN"
    My favourite part XD

  • @kalinshultz1867
    @kalinshultz1867 년 전 +23

    7:37
    The Brittney Griner- Viktor Bout trade in a nutshell.

  • @mrsuper-kamipopo9708
    @mrsuper-kamipopo9708 3 년 전 +2892

    The madlads actually added the Comically Large Spoon

  • @unokidzero4749
    @unokidzero4749 3 년 전 +683

    "Medics are just annoying"
    me realizing hes never tried killing a medic dozer before

    • @ComissarYarrick
      @ComissarYarrick 3 년 전 +58

      Tell me about it...No mercy on DS-OD, two minigun dozers walking throu corridor, with medi dozder and regular medic just behind them. Imagine this and feel the pain.

    • @felipeboero2532
      @felipeboero2532 3 년 전 +24

      CRY SOME MOOOOORE.

    • @sulimsulim9190
      @sulimsulim9190 3 년 전 +20

      @@ComissarYarrick ye,i once tried to do no mercy on dsod and got rushed by 2 minigun dozers,medic dozer and 2 regular dozers. At the same time.

    • @hms5
      @hms5 3 년 전 +7

      sulim sulim no mercy is just a slap across the face for new players

    • @boomertunes4410
      @boomertunes4410 3 년 전

      Power armor dozers

  • @goatcat2737
    @goatcat2737 년 전 +19

    Somehow Badger actually made one of the best introduction videos to Payday I've ever seen

  • @rudipack1551
    @rudipack1551 년 전 +7

    Being 61 and so bad at games, I have to say I have no idea what you guys are going on about 110% of the time.......but I love it, so much fun, thank you

  • @gabrieldeoliveira8304
    @gabrieldeoliveira8304 3 년 전 +17417

    The achievement when you first encounter the Cloaker is called “HOLY SHI-“

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 3 년 전 +1355

      Cloakers are scary to

    • @fosterrico5546
      @fosterrico5546 3 년 전 +525

      @@snifey7694 but snipers are a lot more scary...

    • @prophswrld
      @prophswrld 3 년 전 +599

      Foster Rico incorrect

    • @cyberkinetic4342
      @cyberkinetic4342 3 년 전 +633

      @@fosterrico5546 I'm an anarchist build player and nothing in the game comes anywhere close to the level of fear that snipers provoke

    • @jg2hd264
      @jg2hd264 3 년 전 +471

      When I hear the cloaker sound I just except my death

  • @cloaker921
    @cloaker921 3 년 전 +2576

    YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST, WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

  • @gren8te319
    @gren8te319 4 개월 전 +3

    11:45 mickey running laps across the screen with each word of "I AM SPEED" was hilarious. he took jacksepticeye's advice of "speed is key" and...ran with it! (puns! whooooo!)

  • @FiresideExpert
    @FiresideExpert 년 전 +17

    You inspired me to get into Payday 2 and I gotta say it is a blast. Thank you badger.

  • @jamzee_
    @jamzee_ 3 년 전 +1224

    “Does everybody in this discord have a M1 Garand?”
    The Canadian: (immediately) “yes”

    • @FB-ik1md
      @FB-ik1md 2 년 전 +2

      But he isn’t canadian

    • @jamzee_
      @jamzee_ 2 년 전 +15

      @@FB-ik1md isnt heavenly canadian?

    • @Beasthunter-rg1sc
      @Beasthunter-rg1sc 2 년 전

      Idk

    • @FB-ik1md
      @FB-ik1md 2 년 전 +5

      @@jamzee_ but badger said it not heavenly

    • @CLNCJD94
      @CLNCJD94 2 년 전 +15

      I’m pretty certain Badger is a born Canadian and moved to California with his family when he was like 8?

  • @eppic17yt5
    @eppic17yt5 3 년 전 +395

    Badger: You can't just use a minigun in a stealth build
    My minigun stealth build with 20 detection: hold my beer

    • @firehazardentertainment8381
      @firehazardentertainment8381 3 년 전 +39

      Slap crits on that bitch and you have what my brother and I have dubbed the "Mega Chode" build.

    • @anto-mediocreamvs9488
      @anto-mediocreamvs9488 3 년 전 +20

      fuck it. silencer on da minigun

    • @SadToffee
      @SadToffee 3 년 전 +12

      Remember being able to run the entirety of carshop without a car because of the movement speed glitch on the minigun, that shit was hilarious.

    • @charles3426
      @charles3426 3 년 전

      @@anto-mediocreamvs9488 extended mag

  • @ciphergacha9100
    @ciphergacha9100 년 전 +8

    This video taught me that the optimal weapon load out is a mini gun, rocket launcher and sociopath perk deck + psycho knife

  • @kingofthedamned6237
    @kingofthedamned6237 3 년 전 +347

    One of my favorite cloaker quotes are "alright, the safe word is "police brutally", "You call this putting up a fight?", "It'd be good if you put up a better fight next time!", and probably the best of all "I bet you let yourself get beat up, just to hear what I have to say!"

    • @CynicalFurry
      @CynicalFurry 3 년 전 +16

      Simon is a G O D

    • @Wheezr
      @Wheezr 3 년 전 +40

      “You call this resisting arrest? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK”

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy 3 년 전 +20

      I’m scared... I keep hearing beeping at random times then it just stops. It all started the first time I heard the voice line about letting him beat me up after me letting him beat me up and now I think he’s in the real world ready to drop kick me out of nowhere

    • @Arcia__
      @Arcia__ 3 년 전 +7

      @@Jacob-zk1jy Simon's coming for you

  • @NightmareNighty
    @NightmareNighty 3 년 전 +662

    Medic: ”Aren’t even scary.” Meddozer:” I am the pain itself ”

  • @benjaminsays693
    @benjaminsays693 년 전 +8

    dude as soon as the menphetamine catched fire around 1:50 my irl fire alarm started going off

  • @THE-CRT
    @THE-CRT 년 전 +13

    Man Bain looks so much more different than the badger portrayed version.

  • @etam083
    @etam083 3 년 전 +317

    "We doing this quiet?"
    HAHA MINIGUN GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

  • @LordGreasefire
    @LordGreasefire 2 년 전 +2917

    "Imagine being a police veteran that's two months away from retirement, you get one final dispatch...
    And some shitter wearing a doge mask direct impacts you with an RPG"
    I adore that sentence

  • @l_sparks
    @l_sparks 년 전 +13

    This literally got me to buy PAYDAY 2. Thank you Badger.

  • @TheAbsoluteAce
    @TheAbsoluteAce 년 전 +3

    The guy who created Russian roulette introducing the new game he made to his gambling addicted friend 15:53

  • @MRJazzygameplay27
    @MRJazzygameplay27 3 년 전 +776

    Badger: Civilians are useful
    Me, after 400 hours: Searching for every last civilian in the map to kill them

    • @anarchistlilia
      @anarchistlilia 3 년 전 +20

      I literaly have 400 million dollars and I dont know where to spent

    • @mrmeme94
      @mrmeme94 3 년 전 +16

      Me : just did bank hiest
      The civz: 8:47

    • @nathanhodges5997
      @nathanhodges5997 3 년 전 +3

      It took me about 40 minutes to hit that point, damn

    • @milesbailor5019
      @milesbailor5019 3 년 전 +6

      they are also useful if you are hungry
      *Soylent Green Intinsifies*

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 3 년 전

      If they want me to give a shit they have to give me more than 6 cable ties, until then I'll use my "Civ controller" silenced deagle to keep the alarm from being raised thank you very much.

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 3 년 전 +689

    "Does everyone in this discord just have an M1 Garand?"
    "YES"

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 3 년 전 +10

      I want to join that club.

    • @melonplant8148
      @melonplant8148 3 년 전 +14

      @@blarghinatelazer9394
      Join the Discord and we will give you a free M1 Garand.
      *please note that this is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously.*

    • @acewithacrown7844
      @acewithacrown7844 3 년 전 +1

      Wtf why I they have m1 grands im just British and this American stuff is for some reason

    • @melonplant8148
      @melonplant8148 3 년 전 +8

      @@acewithacrown7844
      I'm sorry, but it is 1 in the morning and i can't understand what you are trying to say.

    • @todo9633
      @todo9633 3 년 전 +7

      @@melonplant8148 Don't worry, it is 3pm and I also don't understand what he is trying to say.

  • @Miscellaneous_Toaster
    @Miscellaneous_Toaster 7 개월 전 +7

    16:13
    Just keeping this for later

  • @evanbruneio6208
    @evanbruneio6208 3 개월 전 +3

    Fun fact: Badger committed a lot of war crimes in this video.

  • @refuze2quit603
    @refuze2quit603 3 년 전 +579

    “I need a medic bag”
    “Shut up, no one can hear you baby crying while I’m shooting with minigun”

  • @davidpallen7976
    @davidpallen7976 10 개월 전 +1

    Badger: I dumped like two mags into him”
    Cloaker: Try a lil harder

  • @Rockyikes
    @Rockyikes 19 일 전 +1

    Rewatching old badger videos and the bulldozer saying “AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL” got me dead 💀

  • @Vietc0ng
    @Vietc0ng 10 개월 전 +8

    24:17 imagine a bulldozer falls on to a person’s new car

  • @Crimson_Sun2486
    @Crimson_Sun2486 년 전 +1717

    The virgin SWAT officer: You can't just take ammunition from the Department of Justice!
    The chad Dalas: Oh don't worry, *I'll give it right back.*

  • @70ny74
    @70ny74 3 년 전 +601

    Dozer: *sees hundreds of cops being slaughtered* Dozer: “understandable have a nice day”

    • @Theogwhitemask
      @Theogwhitemask 3 년 전 +10

      Back blast clear, FOR THE DOZERRRR!!!
      *flies to Uranus *

    • @XxInfinityxXTimer
      @XxInfinityxXTimer 3 년 전

      and flew back up into the hole where he came from 22:53

    • @pigpizzl1
      @pigpizzl1 3 년 전

      I saw this on the stream. Absolute gold man

  • @Male_Lappland_Saluzzo

    3:53 I was cold, problem?

  • @Charles-xc7hb
    @Charles-xc7hb 14 일 전

    Fun fact,the clocker makes a sound when he is near, it is like a quiet but noticable white noise so if you notice like a clicking noise that means there is a clocker nearby which can be useful as clockers like to hide most of the time and when you are looking for him it will make it easier as the sound is also directional so you won't ve surprised when he pops up and attacks you and you might even get the upper hand before he fowns you

  • @jackwolfe8206
    @jackwolfe8206 3 년 전 +150

    *Selects Turtle Face*
    "I am Mitch McConnell - feed me, poor people."
    I don't care who you support, that was funny as hell.

  • @mrsmiley548
    @mrsmiley548 3 년 전 +527

    Civilian: Wa- what's that?
    Me: oh, I call it the " Street sweeper"
    Civilian: why is it called that?
    Me: :)

  • @Mrsoldier847
    @Mrsoldier847 9 개월 전 +2

    I have not played Payday 2 in over 4 years, I still got scared when this video played the cloaker sound.
    Also, Cloakers where not originally in Payday, but where added when players started complaining about how easy Payday 2 was. The update that added them was titled "The update Payday players will learn to regret".

  • @krispybacon4u278
    @krispybacon4u278 9 개월 전

    I had fun rewatching this series in preparation for payday 3 hope badger will play it

  • @MarntchManatee
    @MarntchManatee 3 년 전 +510

    God I remember all those memes that came out through this game when it was in its prime. That was truly the golden age

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl 3 년 전 +363

    “Civilians are fragile.”
    Damn bro I didn’t realized that ONE BULLET could kill a person!

  • @issacpack2295
    @issacpack2295 6 개월 전 +1

    3:46 the sound that gives every Payday 2 player PTSD

  • @pudding2077
    @pudding2077 3 년 전 +161

    Badger's visualisation of the dodge mechanic made me imagine a group of friends playing Payday 2 as a pen and paper rpg and the DM has to take a piss, turns to the guy running a dodge build and goes "Yeah, here's a Minigun Dozer. He fires 100 bullets at you. Have fun." and just gets up and leaves the party with 100 dexterity rolls.

  • @brysonhieb2378
    @brysonhieb2378 3 년 전 +620

    Badjur: plays payday and makes one mistake
    Payday veterans: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @dandy7876
      @dandy7876 3 년 전 +5

      It’s actually spelt “badgher because he is a ladies man”

    • @sydious_s_snake
      @sydious_s_snake 3 년 전 +5

      Imagine making a tank build without ex president or anarchy cuh

    • @omegasyndicate3893
      @omegasyndicate3893 3 년 전 +1

      Yes so much yes (lv680)

    • @stoner8975
      @stoner8975 3 년 전 +3

      Hes been using the models from payday 2 for so long aswell

    • @brysonhieb2378
      @brysonhieb2378 3 년 전

      SydiousSneakySnake I kNoW RiGhT

  • @victorv7390
    @victorv7390 년 전 +1

    22:53
    my guy literally said "nope" because he knows he gonna die XD

  • @dreckdante2412
    @dreckdante2412 10 개월 전 +1

    im not sure how it happened but every time on 5:02 when the dozer is gonna say "And i am the fucking wall" an ad pops up right at the time when dozer says fucking, and it is hilarious to me

  • @soze230
    @soze230 3 년 전 +925

    “Iron man basically makes you immortal”
    *laughs in Death Sentence One Down*

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 3 년 전 +399

    I remember one time when I was doing the gauntlet of pain known as "kiss the chef" (25 bags on cook off on overkill+ which takes well over an hour excluding the several failures at about the 20 bag mark) I had the funniest and most infuriating experience with a cloaker ever. So I was the designated cook and i was just minding my own business when I hear a cloaker booking it towards someone which was odd since my buddy and I were both upstairs. As I'm confused by this I see the cloaker ascend through the floor to drop kick me in the face like it was Jesus on the third day. From that day on I've had a religious respect for the reality bending properties of cloakers.

    • @sabindumbrava712
      @sabindumbrava712 3 년 전 +25

      was in a small map in a office (don't know the heist) and then I turned a corner and a clocker jumped above me I couldn't stop laughing then IT HAPPENED AGAIN I finished the heist and had died of laughter my friend was beside me he couldn't stop laughing too
      (sorry for bad English it's my second language)

    • @hansstrudel9614
      @hansstrudel9614 3 년 전 +16

      @@sabindumbrava712 I've noticed that as time has gone on cloakers do stuff like that more often. Like they'll charge straight at you then suddenly stop or hit a wall. It's kind of funny going through the game with the initial impression that cloakers are a force of nature and completely unstoppable to suddenly realizing you guns can atomize them in one hit. Same goes for bulldozers.

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 3 년 전 +15

      @@hansstrudel9614 you and the cloaker are essentially two gunslingers in a duel and whoever has the quickest draw will win the fight.

    • @ruggedtundra7618
      @ruggedtundra7618 3 년 전

      Bro kiss the chef is easy

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 년 전 +1

      @@oH_._ Ya' not wrong tho.

  • @stardewvalleygamer

    the intro described the game perfectly

  • @ahhineedamedicbag-dallas

    Any payday 2 video with even a single Dallas clip make it the best

  • @bradyswanson1041
    @bradyswanson1041 3 년 전 +792

    *picks up turtle mask*
    "I am Mitch McConnell."
    "Feed me poor people."
    I fell out of my chair at that one.

  • @KommieKaze
    @KommieKaze 3 년 전 +481

    Cloaker be like: “STOP RESISTING” while blasting 30 hollow points in you dead body. Also imagine a “Fritos Robber” loadout that has a m79 or china lake grenade launcher.

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 3 년 전 +5

      You mean an M79? An M67 is a fragmentation grenade.

    • @adankpancake
      @adankpancake 3 년 전 +2

      its like real life

    • @astronaut3248
      @astronaut3248 3 년 전

      David Wolford Same, relative. Mood. Mood.

    • @KommieKaze
      @KommieKaze 3 년 전

      Shit my bad i was thinking of the year 1967 but you right and i will correct it 👌

    • @insertgoodname5615
      @insertgoodname5615 3 년 전

      yeah, the cloaker's way of handling the problem did not age well.

  • @isaacfrand3824
    @isaacfrand3824 개월 전

    Honestly, the first 20 seconds just about sums up everything you need to know about Payday 2 perfectly. This is the video that got me into Payday and Russian Badger simultaneously, and I’m very happy about it

  • @exoticgoose8312
    @exoticgoose8312 년 전 +7

    These payday 2 videos are so funny

  • @scouseleemini1
    @scouseleemini1 3 년 전 +623

    “Hey, we going loud or keeping it quiet? Actually... don’t answer that”
    *A-10 Warthog sounds*

    • @AnickYT
      @AnickYT 3 년 전 +5

      I would love to hand carry the Avenger Cannon!

    • @lokomoko3442
      @lokomoko3442 3 년 전 +6

      Dallas:I NEED A MEDIC BAG!

    • @ethanlee56
      @ethanlee56 3 년 전 +2

      0:04
      *MAKE WAY!! FOR THE DOZER!!*

    • @morningstar7019
      @morningstar7019 3 년 전 +1

      Yeah stealth we don’t fuckin do that here
      My team: let’s go stealth
      Me: pulls out my golden AK kills guard doesn’t answer pager
      Friend : what are you doing ?
      Me: *continues blasting killing swats and civilians*

    • @Ghostly3011
      @Ghostly3011 3 년 전

      Anybody know where he got that sound? I can't find it.

  • @vikingshaggy2786
    @vikingshaggy2786 3 년 전 +584

    Badger: "I'm not getting monetized!"
    Me : still has to watch 7 ads in one of his videos

    • @mortemor6663
      @mortemor6663 3 년 전

      1 hour ago

    • @mortemor6663
      @mortemor6663 3 년 전 +3

      Now is fucking demonetized

    • @MinZilla
      @MinZilla 3 년 전 +4

      @@mortemor6663 it's monitized

    • @mret4751
      @mret4751 3 년 전

      @@mortemor6663 monetized still

    • @dylansepper
      @dylansepper 3 년 전 +15

      Unfortunately ads don't actually pertain to monetization. Ads will get played on most KRplus videos for those without ad block, whether or not the KRplusr in question actually is getting monetized for their video. Demonetization only means that the creator doesn't get paid.

  • @EXVINTY69
    @EXVINTY69 년 전 +2

    This man been uploading for 13 years respect

  • @awesometurtle2887
    @awesometurtle2887 8 개월 전

    "Name five things that aren't Cloaker."
    * *You've alerted the Cloaker* *

  • @remyrichardson8614
    @remyrichardson8614 3 년 전 +785

    I like to think that Cloaker is just 1 guy that is invincible, is aware he's in a game, and can duplicate himself. When you "kill" him, he lies down out of pity for you.

    • @stingingcashew2321
      @stingingcashew2321 3 년 전 +90

      He does break the fourth wall on occasion...

    • @SpineNoodles
      @SpineNoodles 3 년 전 +17

      Make way for the Cloaker I no cap made that up off the top of my head

    • @BeeVee231
      @BeeVee231 3 년 전 +39

      50% of his voice lines breaks the fourth wall

    • @omerfaruksahiner3361
      @omerfaruksahiner3361 3 년 전 +36

      I mean, hardcore henry is canon to payday. One Cloaker with infinite clones making him practicaly invincible makes sense.

    • @CasternKnight
      @CasternKnight 3 년 전 +4

      Shy guy is yes Bob yeah no shit you made it up off the top of your head, it’s just the Dozers voice line but you replaced Dozer with Cloaker, you’re not a creative genius lmao

  • @aqrom8907
    @aqrom8907 3 년 전 +1220

    Fun fact: If you mix the components that the game tells you in the heist "Cook off" you actually get water

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead 3 년 전 +322

      Salt water, I believe. They couldn't put out the actual recipe for meth in a game. That's illegal.

    • @kevincoleman-tammen1266
      @kevincoleman-tammen1266 3 년 전 +118

      I thought it was blue salt and water. Like to simulate blue meth from Breaking Bad.

    • @Spoudey
      @Spoudey 3 년 전 +108

      Damn it I had plans Payday let me down....
      Jk

    • @_stef666_
      @_stef666_ 3 년 전 +44

      Were u trying to make meth?

    • @Spoudey
      @Spoudey 3 년 전 +64

      +o no
      NOT YET