GOD HAS LEFT THE SERVER | Totally Accurate Battlegrounds
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Badda (Baby Blue): / baddajeff
Heavenly (Light Pink): / heavenlyfather
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Tape Machines feat. Ella Faye - This Is Who I Am: • Tape Machines feat. El... - 게임
Wow! Thank you for playing the game! :D We were currently not running the beta which is why the update disappeared and was reverted to the base game BUT we are running a new beta now! We will go F2P sometime next year with all the updates and improved performance!
That's good amen.
We will wait.
Please do. I wanted to play your game sometime now. I also have Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
Thanks to CaptainSauce. I am able to play the game with dumb creativity of matches. :)
Oh Lord Landfall, may I wish you support both battleground and battle simulator.
I played the beta and it was so much fun. You guys NEED to bring it back soon.
@Landfall will the people who buy the game before it turns f2p get any items or cosmetics
Now my face hurts, thanks 3:46
Oui
Yo dude yo videos are nice
@@astrolo8837 Oui
STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
Mine does everytime i see your Videos, thanks!
Badjur squad: Do we have the victory secured?
Frenchies: We got it sir
Badjur squad: Good that's one less loose end....
They should have domed the last frenchie with a 357. Revolver
Brings a tear to my eye
At least, there will be no shortage of patriots. I know you understand.
@@inferno3264 there will be no shortage of subscribers
Getting shot in head after carrying them to victory hurt
Brownie Recipe:
* 2 cups white sugar
* 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
* 1 cup butter, melted
* 4 eggs
* ½ cup cocoa powder
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
* ½ teaspoon baking powder
* ½ teaspoon salt
* ½ cup walnut halves
Directions
1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13-inch pan.
2. Mix sugar, flour, melted butter, eggs, cocoa powder, vanilla, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl until combined. Spread the batter into the prepared pan. Decorate with walnut halves.
3. Bake in the preheated oven until top is dry and edges have started to pull away from the sides of the pan, about 20 to 30 minutes; cool before slicing into squares.
I have no idea why you wrote this here, but thank you.
Where does one acquire this "melted butter" you speak of? I've been to 17 different grocery stores and every single time all I can find is the butter of the unmelted variety.....
I'm actually about to try this
@@Astraeus.. heat it up
I feel like proximity chat would be amazing in this game
would be like cod
@@italianos-ij1jris this game on ps5?
i have no idea@@Slimetimefan
@@Slimetimefannope
Just pc
I have gotten so used to Heavenly being a cacodemon that I can’t imagine him being a normal human being.
I'm used to him being vigil from r6s
Oui
@@astrolo8837 Oui
@@itz_txndrah664 oui
You mean a demon meatball
“We are SO gonna get banned”
The TABG developers are the kinda people to say “naw fam that shit hilarious”
Fax 🤣
ah yes. WE .................................
OUI
@@VolumeZero374 oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui
a great evil is coming he is a man of escargots
@@VolumeZero374 we wuz kangs
“9mm kills the body but .45 kills the soul, you gotta make sure they don’t come back as a lich.”- Russian Badger
As soon as the match was almost done and it was only the french and Badjur I like to think that cluu pulled out a glock and executed the last loose end
Nah, he whipped out a Luger
“BOOMER. ALIVE. BAD.” I feel like this is how coronavirus speaks.
Y is that true
corona virus = boomer remover
@@engine8356 yes, boomer remover is zoomed humor
@@engine8356 boomer remover is zoomer humor
Lol
6:06 He actually predicted poppy
4:08 killing the voice actor
"Im here to warn you, there is a great evil coming, his name is poppy" we should have taken this warning
Yup
@@texasred1000 poppy, the God of tabg and killer of boomers
I was wondering if any notice that
I.SHOOT.BOOMER
Oui intensifies
The glockinator has to be the most ‘MERICAN weapon I’ve ever seen
Especially because the Glock is made outside the US.
Then you havent seen the "Murica" from Saints Row 4
No the modified m4is more american
No,school shootings by a drunk father saying he likes gumbo and has a wife beater is more merican,i can confirm
there's more American weapons than even that in the game but I won't spoil
i wish this game still had people playing it
Damn shame.
Honestly it’s servers were shit down I think shortly after I started playing :(
Wtf.
@@crimsonhawk4912 oh dude they shut down the servers
Like a few
Months ago tbh it’s sad
12:06 that m16 reminds me of "The Chopper" from the original Borderlands game.
the French when they win gulag:
“OUI’S WITH MALICIOUS INTENT”
Oui
Oui
Oui
OUI
Oui
"there is a great evil coming"
*pulls out gat*
"but not for me"
Hey you me
@@thealmightyloaf5380 Loaf, Meet Loaf
call an ambulance
No, no. Hes coming for all of us.
@@TheCaptainBear watch out
Imagine you’re on top of a building and someone throws a pear at you, you read it, and it says “ *I’m going to skin you* “ 😂
I love how he used god gundam as the stand-in for god at the beginning lol
“He is a man of potatoes”
“So he’s Irish?”
“Worse. He’s from Idaho!!!”
No techno blade
@@thelegosanta1882 what.
even worse.....
Florida
graystillplays
@@jordy_de-zee oh god
@@deltad4240 i whatch him play very hard levels
The "this game was made by god himself” line was put as a quote on the official description of the game on steam. Landfall you goddamn memers
He wasnt kidding lol.
absolute madmen
I love landfall
This is the company that fucks with ClusterTruck streamers on a consistent basis. When were they NOT memers.
@@16BitGamerCat what? EXAMPLES PLEASE? HOW EXACTLY DID THEY FUCK WITH STREAMERS?
3:04 don't know what it is about the way Badger delivers this sentence that breaks me everytime I see it
I think Badger was in the most precarious situation the entire game because he was literally in a pickle😂😂😂😂
This is a world where Issac Newton was never born, physics never existed
Didn’t that dude invent gravity?
PurpOwl :D yes
This is a world where physics exist, but nobody ever stopped to think about it too hard.
@Felix Stotts nerd
@Felix Stotts no, he Discovered gravity, he didn't invent it. Gravity existed since the beginning of time. Newton just explained how we experience it.
"Theres a great evil coming..."
*Loads Glockinator with malicious intend*
Don't you mean the glockinator?
Don’t you mean the glockinator?
they were a threat, they must be stopped.
i came
@@TheCaptainBear no, continue with don’t you mean the glockinator
“There is a great evil coming”
Chat: “That great evil is the DAMN FRENCH”
I died XDDD
I love how he got almost every special weapon in these videos. The flying blunderbuss (the one with the wings) is meant to have insane recoil so you can launch yourself with it.
"Wait, that means, you can actually make a quad barrel shotgun?"
"Y E S"
Doomguy is pleased
*Bfg division starts playing in the background*
@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 ah yes... it is time for the demon souls harvest
*project brutality intensifies*
you can used the sawed off double barrels duel weild them and then shoot them at the same time for 8 barrels of sawed of greatness
Badger: "The French are everywhere!"
The French: "OUI are legion!"
Shut up and take my like
OUI
OH GOD I GET IT!
OUI
OUI
0:58 "You've thought you've seen it all, boi."
These corpse launches had me crying 😭😂
Gotta give props to Badger, he's improved *a lot* in SFM this vid.
Oui
oui
Oui
*_WE_*
oui
“Well well well if it isn’t the consequence of my actions” killed me😂😂
That is a really really well executed joke I love it
To be honest, mine was "There is a great evil coming"
Gotta love him using the god gundam as a placeholder for god in his animations xd
If badger loves this so much I wonder what he do if he ever got his hands on tabs Or totally accurate battle simulator
TABZ 🥲
“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions” 😂😂😂
Fun fact the glockinator is a actually thing some guy made in real life.
huh, cool.
I'm not surprised
glockinator: krplus.net/bidio/e7WfZoWafaHIdH4
@@leadpiper thanks dude
Behold Perry the Platypus with my new invention
**2 Glocks.**
5:52 this seems to familiar now where have I seen that before right roblox
Probably cause they hired the same 3rd party moderation team
WE
Badger: That great evil is the Damn French
Me, a french man: Yeah, I see that
"Made by god himself"
Shows god gundam.
Take my like.
Badger knows his Gundam. Respect +
This hand of mine is burning red
Now I wish he does a gundam battle operations 2 vid cause it has not gone into Maximum Dumb shit and it would be perfect for him
It’s loud roar tells me to grasp victory
@@Gator_Queen8188 or maxi boost that would be halarious
"A great evil is coming"
*proceeds to gun down 2 frenchman*
I had to stop those tyrants.
oui
O U I
Oui was kangs
@@TheGreedyWolf shut up
just... shut up
Love this channel just a escape from the cluster f*** of stuff going on rn back to just mindless fun what games and KRplus and such should be
4:06 never realized that saltique himself dropped in said "HELLO" and got gunned down mid sentence saying "Wus poppi-"
“Sir what is that”
“My medicinal m32 officer”
Can you put that attachment onto an Abram?
" sir, what is that? "
" my medicinal abrams and medicinal browning, sir "
one thing Unus Annus and TheRussianBadger have in common. every frames a meme
Oui
@@wholesomedwarf7484 oui
"Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that Discord channel?"
*"SIR, GROOMI-"*
"You almost made me spit my gamer supps on my monitor"
That had me dead lol
@@Delta21OnYT GAMER SUPPS
those court date are coming up!!!!!!
@Greyson Beard 3:19
Can someone please explain this joke I don’t get it
Badger; “tasers in any game is bad.”
Me laughing in CSGO
Totally accurate battle grounds The only you and you get to see someone screaming kill me The French taking over and seeing someone get executed with a blunder bust
I'm starting to notice a trend, badger now only plays games as long as they have an m1 garand
makes sense
Well, that means he has good taste
Best gun
Hes turning American each day theres more of the presence
*did someone say GARAND?!*
"Is there friendly fire?" is something you never wanna hear with your friends if you don't know
“Is there friendly fire?”
*Game Over*
Played pubg with my brother first game as soon as we land he shot me in the head dinit Evan ask if there was firandly fire it was his first game ever to
And being near them
Ong
To think this is the video that introduced me to badger is crazy
Badgers forehead is so big it can have a civilization on it
"Chief, mind telling me what your doing in that Discord channel"
"Sir...groomi-"
that 12 year old.
@Felix Stotts I CALL UPON SUNSHINE. HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
I NEED TO KNOW WHO IT WAS!
That moment you realise Cortana is 10 years old
EVERYONE AFTER THIS VIDEO: "Holy balls i need this right now its only £4"
EVERYONE AFTER THE OUTRO: "Balls."
Ye
From what I have seen, it was a beta for an update. Dont know why they took it away.
Yeah, as a matter of fact, I have the game. Yes, it's fun, but the betas are more fun. There have been about 12 or so betas so far, so the big update should be coming out soon...
Edit: they will release the big update next year, but the beta is out now.
I got this game for free lol
it was free on release for like a week, then money
The catchphrase please kill me got me so hard man
Badger: Exists
The literal French: O U I
French in a war: Meh ok u can kill us idc.
French hunting down badger: This is what we call a difficulty tweek
A difficulty tOUIk
"Oui has news, you're life expectancy is down by 90%"
Imagine having a weapon that does a full mag burst
People with 100 guns in their basement and a literal army base:do you underestimate me?
there is and it's cancelable, it's called full auto
@@thebluetoothspeaker true, but that's not a burst
Does firing a Martini-Henry or a Dreyse needle gun count as a full-mag burst?
I have a MOTHERFUCKING RPG IN MY BASEMENT
Fun fact: the Glockinatir is a real thing you can find on KRplus
8:19 made me laugh for no other reason than I’m stupid 😂😂
0:26 "Totally Accurate BattleGrounds is a game made by God himself!"
*shows the God Gundam at a computer*
I see what you did there.
i was looking in the comments for someone who saw this as well lmaoo badger is a man of culture
I don't
@@Mygg_Jeager Cos that mecha is called the *God* Gundam and Badger is talking about God doing something..
God Gundam's green eyes and green "head lenses" are see-though in that shot.
Because the green screen.
YOU CAN NEVER UN-SEE.
If I die. And God is actually the God Gundam. I will 100% accept that
"Stop! You violated the law"
"Oh, he punched me in the face"
Lmao
Oh its the guy without the mustache
sup
you need to stop popin up everywhere
You. Are. Dead.
God finding you is like a Easter egg hunt
I played this game for 2 or 3 matches and I can already say it’s my favorite br
Lmao, that full mag burst is awesome.....spoke too soon, that bent barrel
For anyone who wants to know, the “updates” are betas, and the game is going to be free in a few months
Thanks. I already had it from the original free period but hopefully they continue adding stuff to the game.
On console?
@@no_4259 same and i never played it bc there was like never a game to join and it became lobby simulator
@@brianvincent3776 I'd imagine so, as the original TABS is on there
Betas??? So...still in the works?
Badger wasn't ready for the meme-ability of this game. It can get straight up NASTY!
Nate, that you?
@@guardis6194 ...maybe...
@Taydon thorpe thank you!
make that 190
Oui
Proper use of balloon gun:
Stick someone with at least 30 balloons, then call the Air Force to shoot it down
or even better, call a Black Shark heilo and commit a war crime
WHY DO I JUST NOW GET THE "sir groomi-" JOKE OMG
AFTER TWO YEARS
"Made by God Himself"
Has the God Gundam typing furiously on a computer.
You... I like you.
you...you did this
Oui
@@astrolo8837 oui
"Is there friendly fire" is the one question you always hear RIGHT before it's answered via demonstration
If you hear your friend saying that, run away right that fucking instant
@iiIcyVoid nah it's like the A10. If you hear it? It's too late.
@@manofmanymemes6939 favorite quote of the day
"Does this game have fall damage?"
Saying "no balls" after ANYTHING also turns it into an unrefusable order.
And the answer to that question is usually yes
6:18 this aged like fine wine considering current events
My favorite video of badger, BRING BACK TABS!
They talk like the HECU marines in Half Life.
"I. Am. Alive."
Or like arma npcs. "Eneamy. 30 meteres. Front."
these tabs videos will never get old
I saw this video again and my heart skipped a beat because of happiness
This game used to be about making terrible armies fight eachother, now there is a BATTLEROYALE with 18INCH TAZERS
You would think the that the BR would be more normal,but they made it 1000x more retarded.
GorzTav and it’s amazing.
Oui
I call it the taser sniper
It’s a different game homie
Petition for badger to play SCP secret lab.
Edit: This got one thousand likes in one day. This wasn’t even my idea. Thanks anyway
Yes
yes
Yes
yes
*YES*
"A great evil is coming" *immediately guns down the French*
No way that can be called burst that shit is just “DUMP” 😂 12:00
“Greetings, I am here warn you of the evil coming. Hes a man of potatoes.”
Me: jacksepticeye is a threat?
He's coming to make us try his coffee brand
I think he meant squidkid or technoblade
im not jacksepticeye
I would have said CallMeKevin
@@Poppyfromtabg imagine having 3 comments over 2 years lol
Last episode: "I JUST WANT TO VR CHAT MAN!"
Well, wish granted.
Oui
Love how Badger presented "God" as God Gundam from G-Gundam
12:40 whoever edited this video bonus points for using the New Vegas guss rifle instead of that remake they put in 4 and 76
Calling this game “something god made while drunk, then abandoned” has to be the most accurate description I’ve seen
Totally accurate description
Sounds like what my dad did
@@ArchonsLunchbox that’s a yikes from me
“Something god drunkenly made and then abandoned” sounds like a good description for humanity tbh
@@bobberman4641 I only require one yike to replace the one father
Warning: Mild adult content, use of alcohol, French.
An engineer's worst nightmare and Pyro's tuesday
Dear God, not French.
@@kentc4212 oui
@@kentc4212 *whispers* bonjour
Oui
10:16 todays news a frenchman has hit the tower while a Canadian with a blunderbuss watching 💀💀💀💀💀
Gonna use a tazer and start yelling "STOP RESISTING!" while they're on the floor
"Totally accurate battlegrounds is a game made by god himself"
*_shows God Gundam_*
*I see you're a man of culture as well*
*THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH MEMES!*
Lmao just realize that yeah it was the Freedom.
@@midnight4956 completely different AUs and different suits.
@@midnight4956 Bro it's the God Gundam/Burning Gundam from G Gundam. Do you have no taste?
@@Kazrel_VO ITS LOUD ROAD TELLS ME TO SHITPOST TO VICTORY
Chat: *Calls the French a great evil*
Me: *Sheds a single British tear.*
I mean to be fair... have you seen how often France has tried annexing everyone?
im not french
@@0bviouslyDave he said bear called the french a great evil, but he called me a great evil
@@0bviouslyDave captainbear
That 50BMG Mixed with the Double barrel's recoil is Insanely Haymaker Doodly high
As someone who's taser certified, I find it hilarious that the sound the taser makes is the sound of when there's no connection with the prongs, i.e. you missed lmao
4:37 when you procrastinate and now you need to do the whole project in a night
Group assignments in a nutshell
Oui
Thx for understand the fact That i don’t understand u at 100%
Me basically
most underated comment ever
The guy in the pirate hat who risked his life to warn Badger about the French and kept getting mislabeled as one of them is the real MVP.
"This is pleasant"
-Unknown hero, 2020
Only way to make sure nobody mistakes them is running around with a pickelhaube and mg42!
Who is this man? Well of course i know him. Hes me.
@@TheCaptainBear Oh god, he isn't kidding.
@@TheNorthHawk see? Told you
A wise man once said: "OUI"
THE MEMORIES I NEED THIS LATE NIGHT THANK YOU RECOMMENDED
Badger: “Can I get some OUI’s in the chat”
Stream Snipers: *-OUI Intensifies-*
Oui
Oui
Oui
Oui
Oui
“If it isn’t the consequences of my actions”
I’ve said that too many times. 4:43
Actually it’s 4:37
@@jfernandez7098 ACTUALLYYYY it’s 4:38
Nvm it’s cut off, FUCK
@@jfernandez7098 I was going to type something insightful in here but I got distracted at how funny your username is 🤣
while 9mm may kill the body, and .45 ACP kills the soul... 10mm can kill the mind. lol
"is there friendly fire?"
*top ten moments before disaster*
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT BADGER HAS A WEDDING RING ON CAN WE GET SOME MASSIVE POGS I LOVE YOU BADGER LONG TIME FAN
HOLY MOTHER OF COG THAT IS AMAZING
Holy shit I admire your attention to detail brother
HE'S MARRIED?
@@seantaggart7382 Possibly engaged, I feel he would have made an announcement if he got married, then again we aren't entitled to anything but still