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  • @LandFallGames
    @LandFallGames 3 년 전 +34714

    Wow! Thank you for playing the game! :D We were currently not running the beta which is why the update disappeared and was reverted to the base game BUT we are running a new beta now! We will go F2P sometime next year with all the updates and improved performance!

    • @not_mik694
      @not_mik694 3 년 전 +2069

      That's good amen.
      We will wait.

    • @tangoes4216
      @tangoes4216 3 년 전 +1016

      Please do. I wanted to play your game sometime now. I also have Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
      Thanks to CaptainSauce. I am able to play the game with dumb creativity of matches. :)

    • @kfcisreallybad9569
      @kfcisreallybad9569 3 년 전 +413

      Oh Lord Landfall, may I wish you support both battleground and battle simulator.

    • @chris307
      @chris307 3 년 전 +154

      I played the beta and it was so much fun. You guys NEED to bring it back soon.

    • @dacobdacob7977
      @dacobdacob7977 3 년 전 +75

      @Landfall will the people who buy the game before it turns f2p get any items or cosmetics

  • @SiegeTales
    @SiegeTales 3 년 전 +9877

    Now my face hurts, thanks 3:46

  • @stingingcashew2321
    @stingingcashew2321 3 년 전 +5475

    Badjur squad: Do we have the victory secured?
    Frenchies: We got it sir
    Badjur squad: Good that's one less loose end....

    • @genericbean4727
      @genericbean4727 3 년 전 +154

      They should have domed the last frenchie with a 357. Revolver

    • @stealthboy28
      @stealthboy28 3 년 전 +101

      Brings a tear to my eye

    • @inferno3264
      @inferno3264 3 년 전 +140

      At least, there will be no shortage of patriots. I know you understand.

    • @maxace1078
      @maxace1078 3 년 전 +60

      @@inferno3264 there will be no shortage of subscribers

    • @CalmattArts
      @CalmattArts 3 년 전 +39

      Getting shot in head after carrying them to victory hurt

  • @alendmizori8575
    @alendmizori8575 21 일 전 +15

    Brownie Recipe:
    * 2 cups white sugar
    * 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
    * 1 cup butter, melted
    * 4 eggs
    * ½ cup cocoa powder
    * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    * ½ teaspoon baking powder
    * ½ teaspoon salt
    * ½ cup walnut halves
    Directions
    1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13-inch pan.
    2. Mix sugar, flour, melted butter, eggs, cocoa powder, vanilla, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl until combined. Spread the batter into the prepared pan. Decorate with walnut halves.
    3. Bake in the preheated oven until top is dry and edges have started to pull away from the sides of the pan, about 20 to 30 minutes; cool before slicing into squares.

    • @lilycanoglu8902
      @lilycanoglu8902 15 일 전 +1

      I have no idea why you wrote this here, but thank you.

    • @Astraeus..
      @Astraeus.. 7 일 전 +1

      Where does one acquire this "melted butter" you speak of? I've been to 17 different grocery stores and every single time all I can find is the butter of the unmelted variety.....

    • @user-cs1dk2ug7l
      @user-cs1dk2ug7l 일 전

      I'm actually about to try this

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube 일 전

      @@Astraeus.. heat it up

  • @adampamment7800
    @adampamment7800 년 전 +250

    I feel like proximity chat would be amazing in this game

  • @TheDrCitrus
    @TheDrCitrus 3 년 전 +2222

    I have gotten so used to Heavenly being a cacodemon that I can’t imagine him being a normal human being.

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz 2 년 전 +6548

    “We are SO gonna get banned”
    The TABG developers are the kinda people to say “naw fam that shit hilarious”

  • @garvwadhwaney306
    @garvwadhwaney306 11 개월 전 +57

    “9mm kills the body but .45 kills the soul, you gotta make sure they don’t come back as a lich.”- Russian Badger

  • @ryanCovel-ix3gh
    @ryanCovel-ix3gh 년 전 +108

    As soon as the match was almost done and it was only the french and Badjur I like to think that cluu pulled out a glock and executed the last loose end

  • @rebeccaj3701
    @rebeccaj3701 3 년 전 +2643

    “BOOMER. ALIVE. BAD.” I feel like this is how coronavirus speaks.

  • @infinivoidgaming77
    @infinivoidgaming77 년 전 +40

    6:06 He actually predicted poppy

  • @iceberg_4o487
    @iceberg_4o487 년 전 +36

    4:08 killing the voice actor

  • @somethingsomething6374
    @somethingsomething6374 3 년 전 +1767

    "Im here to warn you, there is a great evil coming, his name is poppy" we should have taken this warning

  • @Fattedemu
    @Fattedemu 3 년 전 +607

    The glockinator has to be the most ‘MERICAN weapon I’ve ever seen

    • @jasonfrancese8359
      @jasonfrancese8359 3 년 전 +18

      Especially because the Glock is made outside the US.

    • @ChoiiXMasters
      @ChoiiXMasters 3 년 전 +2

      Then you havent seen the "Murica" from Saints Row 4

    • @Bub8les5
      @Bub8les5 3 년 전

      No the modified m4is more american

    • @masons1447
      @masons1447 3 년 전 +1

      No,school shootings by a drunk father saying he likes gumbo and has a wife beater is more merican,i can confirm

    • @ghostrunner2138
      @ghostrunner2138 3 년 전

      there's more American weapons than even that in the game but I won't spoil

  • @SolidSnnake
    @SolidSnnake 년 전 +85

    i wish this game still had people playing it

  • @blargcoster
    @blargcoster 년 전 +19

    12:06 that m16 reminds me of "The Chopper" from the original Borderlands game.

  • @huntermcnair8774
    @huntermcnair8774 3 년 전 +459

    the French when they win gulag:
    “OUI’S WITH MALICIOUS INTENT”

  • @camerabox1
    @camerabox1 3 년 전 +728

    "there is a great evil coming"
    *pulls out gat*
    "but not for me"

  • @adamthelegend8652
    @adamthelegend8652 년 전 +6

    Imagine you’re on top of a building and someone throws a pear at you, you read it, and it says “ *I’m going to skin you* “ 😂

  • @cokedollar86
    @cokedollar86 11 개월 전 +4

    I love how he used god gundam as the stand-in for god at the beginning lol

  • @LordDeathwing17
    @LordDeathwing17 3 년 전 +1632

    “He is a man of potatoes”
    “So he’s Irish?”
    “Worse. He’s from Idaho!!!”

  • @guywithanimeprofilepic179

    The "this game was made by god himself” line was put as a quote on the official description of the game on steam. Landfall you goddamn memers

  • @CruddyReaper
    @CruddyReaper 11 개월 전 +12

    3:04 don't know what it is about the way Badger delivers this sentence that breaks me everytime I see it

  • @Briareos-yf9kl
    @Briareos-yf9kl 11 개월 전 +3

    I think Badger was in the most precarious situation the entire game because he was literally in a pickle😂😂😂😂

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 3 년 전 +679

    This is a world where Issac Newton was never born, physics never existed

    • @purpowld323
      @purpowld323 3 년 전 +15

      Didn’t that dude invent gravity?

    • @thingamajig__
      @thingamajig__ 3 년 전 +6

      PurpOwl :D yes

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 3 년 전 +21

      This is a world where physics exist, but nobody ever stopped to think about it too hard.

    • @huxs8995
      @huxs8995 3 년 전

      @Felix Stotts nerd

    • @hawkeyedsentinel4648
      @hawkeyedsentinel4648 3 년 전

      @Felix Stotts no, he Discovered gravity, he didn't invent it. Gravity existed since the beginning of time. Newton just explained how we experience it.

  • @yeettheheat
    @yeettheheat 3 년 전 +428

    "Theres a great evil coming..."
    *Loads Glockinator with malicious intend*

    • @Joker-hv6du
      @Joker-hv6du 3 년 전 +6

      Don't you mean the glockinator?

    • @_-LL-_
      @_-LL-_ 3 년 전 +3

      Don’t you mean the glockinator?

    • @TheCaptainBear
      @TheCaptainBear 3 년 전 +5

      they were a threat, they must be stopped.

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 년 전 +7

      i came

    • @_-LL-_
      @_-LL-_ 3 년 전 +2

      @@TheCaptainBear no, continue with don’t you mean the glockinator

  • @nexus6538
    @nexus6538 년 전 +1

    “There is a great evil coming”
    Chat: “That great evil is the DAMN FRENCH”
    I died XDDD

  • @donovanphillips6278
    @donovanphillips6278 10 개월 전 +1

    I love how he got almost every special weapon in these videos. The flying blunderbuss (the one with the wings) is meant to have insane recoil so you can launch yourself with it.

  • @ARX_FXRRY
    @ARX_FXRRY 2 년 전 +3499

    "Wait, that means, you can actually make a quad barrel shotgun?"
    "Y E S"

  • @LightSoul-8
    @LightSoul-8 년 전 +1916

    Badger: "The French are everywhere!"
    The French: "OUI are legion!"

  • @thewaitinggame1945
    @thewaitinggame1945 2 개월 전 +1

    0:58 "You've thought you've seen it all, boi."

  • @N7grShadow
    @N7grShadow 10 개월 전 +1

    These corpse launches had me crying 😭😂

  • @TheCooldog
    @TheCooldog 3 년 전 +2628

    Gotta give props to Badger, he's improved *a lot* in SFM this vid.

  • @isaacmead3917
    @isaacmead3917 3 년 전 +337

    “Well well well if it isn’t the consequence of my actions” killed me😂😂

  • @aloe4972
    @aloe4972 9 개월 전 +1

    Gotta love him using the god gundam as a placeholder for god in his animations xd

  • @godacealdridge7371
    @godacealdridge7371 년 전 +11

    If badger loves this so much I wonder what he do if he ever got his hands on tabs Or totally accurate battle simulator

  • @homelandboi5278
    @homelandboi5278 3 년 전 +363

    “Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions” 😂😂😂

  • @tigerwad5874
    @tigerwad5874 3 년 전 +618

    Fun fact the glockinator is a actually thing some guy made in real life.

  • @mymicrowaveisonfire25

    5:52 this seems to familiar now where have I seen that before right roblox

  • @olivierrice6044

    Badger: That great evil is the Damn French
    Me, a french man: Yeah, I see that

  • @gsoto239
    @gsoto239 3 년 전 +981

    "Made by god himself"
    Shows god gundam.
    Take my like.

    • @clifflin6825
      @clifflin6825 3 년 전 +38

      Badger knows his Gundam. Respect +

    • @davidcosta3649
      @davidcosta3649 3 년 전 +19

      This hand of mine is burning red

    • @Gator_Queen8188
      @Gator_Queen8188 3 년 전 +12

      Now I wish he does a gundam battle operations 2 vid cause it has not gone into Maximum Dumb shit and it would be perfect for him

    • @davidcosta3649
      @davidcosta3649 3 년 전 +6

      It’s loud roar tells me to grasp victory

    • @davidcosta3649
      @davidcosta3649 3 년 전 +5

      @@Gator_Queen8188 or maxi boost that would be halarious

  • @cmartinez26slb
    @cmartinez26slb 3 년 전 +329

    "A great evil is coming"
    *proceeds to gun down 2 frenchman*

  • @samurai2069
    @samurai2069 11 개월 전 +1

    Love this channel just a escape from the cluster f*** of stuff going on rn back to just mindless fun what games and KRplus and such should be

  • @BLU48888
    @BLU48888 5 개월 전 +1

    4:06 never realized that saltique himself dropped in said "HELLO" and got gunned down mid sentence saying "Wus poppi-"

  • @ashhornby8438
    @ashhornby8438 3 년 전 +635

    “Sir what is that”
    “My medicinal m32 officer”

  • @parakeet5400
    @parakeet5400 3 년 전 +739

    "Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that Discord channel?"
    *"SIR, GROOMI-"*

  • @bradenwiese4168

    Badger; “tasers in any game is bad.”
    Me laughing in CSGO

  • @aidanbrewis9957
    @aidanbrewis9957 5 개월 전 +1

    Totally accurate battle grounds The only you and you get to see someone screaming kill me The French taking over and seeing someone get executed with a blunder bust

  • @joe-fy4sn
    @joe-fy4sn 3 년 전 +317

    I'm starting to notice a trend, badger now only plays games as long as they have an m1 garand

  • @sevenismynumber3202
    @sevenismynumber3202 3 년 전 +300

    "Is there friendly fire?" is something you never wanna hear with your friends if you don't know

    • @Internet_No_Body
      @Internet_No_Body 3 년 전 +10

      “Is there friendly fire?”
      *Game Over*

    • @deathwakes2660
      @deathwakes2660 3 년 전 +6

      Played pubg with my brother first game as soon as we land he shot me in the head dinit Evan ask if there was firandly fire it was his first game ever to

    • @hanimedotcom
      @hanimedotcom 년 전 +2

      And being near them

    • @slimjackjim7785
      @slimjackjim7785 년 전 +1

      Ong

  • @akatski_yoru
    @akatski_yoru 9 개월 전 +1

    To think this is the video that introduced me to badger is crazy

  • @pumpking7118
    @pumpking7118 6 개월 전 +1

    Badgers forehead is so big it can have a civilization on it

  • @lightningpanther3428
    @lightningpanther3428 3 년 전 +396

    "Chief, mind telling me what your doing in that Discord channel"
    "Sir...groomi-"

    • @tasuu_
      @tasuu_ 3 년 전 +8

      that 12 year old.

    • @Hypogean7
      @Hypogean7 3 년 전 +5

      @Felix Stotts I CALL UPON SUNSHINE. HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO

    • @ScreamGamesInc
      @ScreamGamesInc 3 년 전

      I NEED TO KNOW WHO IT WAS!

    • @The_Master_Chief_117
      @The_Master_Chief_117 3 년 전

      That moment you realise Cortana is 10 years old

  • @MrKrimson
    @MrKrimson 3 년 전 +304

    EVERYONE AFTER THIS VIDEO: "Holy balls i need this right now its only £4"
    EVERYONE AFTER THE OUTRO: "Balls."

    • @jimjimmy9948
      @jimjimmy9948 3 년 전 +4

      Ye

    • @watchingthemoons
      @watchingthemoons 3 년 전 +5

      From what I have seen, it was a beta for an update. Dont know why they took it away.

    • @Reaper-gg3fg
      @Reaper-gg3fg 3 년 전 +4

      Yeah, as a matter of fact, I have the game. Yes, it's fun, but the betas are more fun. There have been about 12 or so betas so far, so the big update should be coming out soon...
      Edit: they will release the big update next year, but the beta is out now.

    • @lag00n54
      @lag00n54 3 년 전 +1

      I got this game for free lol

    • @piggloop
      @piggloop 3 년 전

      it was free on release for like a week, then money

  • @ghoul-corpse
    @ghoul-corpse 11 개월 전 +1

    The catchphrase please kill me got me so hard man

  • @archiella_panzer314
    @archiella_panzer314 9 개월 전

    Badger: Exists
    The literal French: O U I

  • @naenaegoblin6946
    @naenaegoblin6946 3 년 전 +235

    French in a war: Meh ok u can kill us idc.
    French hunting down badger: This is what we call a difficulty tweek

  • @spacedout4061
    @spacedout4061 3 년 전 +2572

    Imagine having a weapon that does a full mag burst

    • @Donkey50
      @Donkey50 3 년 전 +73

      People with 100 guns in their basement and a literal army base:do you underestimate me?

    • @thebluetoothspeaker
      @thebluetoothspeaker 3 년 전 +60

      there is and it's cancelable, it's called full auto

    • @spacedout4061
      @spacedout4061 3 년 전 +44

      @@thebluetoothspeaker true, but that's not a burst

    • @kobaltapollodorus8922
      @kobaltapollodorus8922 3 년 전 +26

      Does firing a Martini-Henry or a Dreyse needle gun count as a full-mag burst?

    • @kokichioma7424
      @kokichioma7424 3 년 전 +10

      I have a MOTHERFUCKING RPG IN MY BASEMENT

  • @pajamajohnson6051
    @pajamajohnson6051 년 전 +2

    Fun fact: the Glockinatir is a real thing you can find on KRplus

  • @joshuaallwood906
    @joshuaallwood906 년 전 +1

    8:19 made me laugh for no other reason than I’m stupid 😂😂

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 2 년 전 +1582

    0:26 "Totally Accurate BattleGrounds is a game made by God himself!"
    *shows the God Gundam at a computer*
    I see what you did there.

    • @erikhernandezzz
      @erikhernandezzz 2 년 전 +45

      i was looking in the comments for someone who saw this as well lmaoo badger is a man of culture

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 2 년 전 +6

      I don't

    • @fishpop
      @fishpop 2 년 전 +23

      @@Mygg_Jeager Cos that mecha is called the *God* Gundam and Badger is talking about God doing something..

    • @DarkonFullPower
      @DarkonFullPower 2 년 전 +28

      God Gundam's green eyes and green "head lenses" are see-though in that shot.
      Because the green screen.
      YOU CAN NEVER UN-SEE.

    • @jakethewolfproductions8733
      @jakethewolfproductions8733 2 년 전 +16

      If I die. And God is actually the God Gundam. I will 100% accept that

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache

    "Stop! You violated the law"
    "Oh, he punched me in the face"
    Lmao

  • @3danimation401
    @3danimation401 7 개월 전 +1

    I played this game for 2 or 3 matches and I can already say it’s my favorite br

  • @iycephoenixx4249

    Lmao, that full mag burst is awesome.....spoke too soon, that bent barrel

  • @birbiskhan5825
    @birbiskhan5825 3 년 전 +329

    For anyone who wants to know, the “updates” are betas, and the game is going to be free in a few months

    • @no_4259
      @no_4259 3 년 전 +23

      Thanks. I already had it from the original free period but hopefully they continue adding stuff to the game.

    • @brianvincent3776
      @brianvincent3776 3 년 전

      On console?

    • @n-11ordoskirata70
      @n-11ordoskirata70 3 년 전 +1

      @@no_4259 same and i never played it bc there was like never a game to join and it became lobby simulator

    • @SympleSymon
      @SympleSymon 3 년 전 +3

      @@brianvincent3776 I'd imagine so, as the original TABS is on there

    • @Grabnok
      @Grabnok 3 년 전

      Betas??? So...still in the works?

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 3 년 전 +3672

    Badger wasn't ready for the meme-ability of this game. It can get straight up NASTY!

  • @danny_boi3537
    @danny_boi3537 11 개월 전

    Proper use of balloon gun:
    Stick someone with at least 30 balloons, then call the Air Force to shoot it down

    • @z3r0_games78
      @z3r0_games78 10 개월 전

      or even better, call a Black Shark heilo and commit a war crime

  • @steveknowsbest1069
    @steveknowsbest1069 5 개월 전 +1

    WHY DO I JUST NOW GET THE "sir groomi-" JOKE OMG

  • @brandonbrown6922
    @brandonbrown6922 3 년 전 +274

    "Made by God Himself"
    Has the God Gundam typing furiously on a computer.
    You... I like you.

  • @connorjinglis
    @connorjinglis 2 년 전 +759

    "Is there friendly fire" is the one question you always hear RIGHT before it's answered via demonstration

    • @InoriVoid
      @InoriVoid 2 년 전 +51

      If you hear your friend saying that, run away right that fucking instant

    • @manofmanymemes6939
      @manofmanymemes6939 년 전 +18

      @iiIcyVoid nah it's like the A10. If you hear it? It's too late.

    • @TheWigglerKing
      @TheWigglerKing 년 전 +5

      @@manofmanymemes6939 favorite quote of the day

    • @The_Blue_Ender
      @The_Blue_Ender 년 전 +11

      "Does this game have fall damage?"
      Saying "no balls" after ANYTHING also turns it into an unrefusable order.

    • @matthewboyer7401
      @matthewboyer7401 년 전

      And the answer to that question is usually yes

  • @Azreal8226
    @Azreal8226 4 개월 전 +2

    6:18 this aged like fine wine considering current events

  • @Palonkorange
    @Palonkorange 7 개월 전 +1

    My favorite video of badger, BRING BACK TABS!

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 3 년 전 +321

    They talk like the HECU marines in Half Life.
    "I. Am. Alive."

    • @BeanMann
      @BeanMann 3 년 전 +1

      Or like arma npcs. "Eneamy. 30 meteres. Front."

  • @colekam6443
    @colekam6443 8 개월 전 +1

    these tabs videos will never get old

  • @deathincarnationningan
    @deathincarnationningan 11 개월 전 +2

    I saw this video again and my heart skipped a beat because of happiness

  • @TheBishopV
    @TheBishopV 3 년 전 +471

    This game used to be about making terrible armies fight eachother, now there is a BATTLEROYALE with 18INCH TAZERS

  • @thisisanameiminpain1156
    @thisisanameiminpain1156 3 년 전 +1796

    Petition for badger to play SCP secret lab.
    Edit: This got one thousand likes in one day. This wasn’t even my idea. Thanks anyway

  • @robkiernan0
    @robkiernan0 10 개월 전

    "A great evil is coming" *immediately guns down the French*

  • @ranhelvede6860
    @ranhelvede6860 개월 전 +1

    No way that can be called burst that shit is just “DUMP” 😂 12:00

  • @S_T_0_R_M.
    @S_T_0_R_M. 3 년 전 +224

    “Greetings, I am here warn you of the evil coming. Hes a man of potatoes.”
    Me: jacksepticeye is a threat?

  • @diegodevars4618
    @diegodevars4618 3 년 전 +365

    Last episode: "I JUST WANT TO VR CHAT MAN!"
    Well, wish granted.

  • @Evangelion543
    @Evangelion543 5 개월 전

    Love how Badger presented "God" as God Gundam from G-Gundam

  • @KEVIN_730
    @KEVIN_730 년 전

    12:40 whoever edited this video bonus points for using the New Vegas guss rifle instead of that remake they put in 4 and 76

  • @bobberman4641
    @bobberman4641 3 년 전 +166

    Calling this game “something god made while drunk, then abandoned” has to be the most accurate description I’ve seen

    • @sourduck1251
      @sourduck1251 3 년 전 +5

      Totally accurate description

    • @ArchonsLunchbox
      @ArchonsLunchbox 3 년 전 +3

      Sounds like what my dad did

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 년 전 +2

      @@ArchonsLunchbox that’s a yikes from me

    • @charelpeffer52
      @charelpeffer52 3 년 전 +3

      “Something god drunkenly made and then abandoned” sounds like a good description for humanity tbh

    • @ArchonsLunchbox
      @ArchonsLunchbox 3 년 전 +1

      @@bobberman4641 I only require one yike to replace the one father

  • @JadeBlades098
    @JadeBlades098 3 년 전 +486

    Warning: Mild adult content, use of alcohol, French.

  • @The_German_soldier
    @The_German_soldier 29 일 전

    10:16 todays news a frenchman has hit the tower while a Canadian with a blunderbuss watching 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @A-crying-mess-50
    @A-crying-mess-50 6 개월 전

    Gonna use a tazer and start yelling "STOP RESISTING!" while they're on the floor

  • @alexisrodriguez6526
    @alexisrodriguez6526 3 년 전 +343

    "Totally accurate battlegrounds is a game made by god himself"
    *_shows God Gundam_*
    *I see you're a man of culture as well*

    • @Kazrel_VO
      @Kazrel_VO 3 년 전 +10

      *THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH MEMES!*

    • @midnight4956
      @midnight4956 3 년 전 +3

      Lmao just realize that yeah it was the Freedom.

    • @convictedsauces6875
      @convictedsauces6875 3 년 전 +8

      @@midnight4956 completely different AUs and different suits.

    • @Heckel109
      @Heckel109 3 년 전 +5

      @@midnight4956 Bro it's the God Gundam/Burning Gundam from G Gundam. Do you have no taste?

    • @davidcosta3649
      @davidcosta3649 3 년 전 +4

      @@Kazrel_VO ITS LOUD ROAD TELLS ME TO SHITPOST TO VICTORY

  • @randombrit4504
    @randombrit4504 3 년 전 +113

    Chat: *Calls the French a great evil*
    Me: *Sheds a single British tear.*

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 년 전 +1

      I mean to be fair... have you seen how often France has tried annexing everyone?

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 년 전

      im not french

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 년 전

      @@0bviouslyDave he said bear called the french a great evil, but he called me a great evil

    • @Poppyfromtabg
      @Poppyfromtabg 3 년 전

      @@0bviouslyDave captainbear

  • @Greenmost_21
    @Greenmost_21 10 개월 전

    That 50BMG Mixed with the Double barrel's recoil is Insanely Haymaker Doodly high

  • @johnmartin8733
    @johnmartin8733 개월 전

    As someone who's taser certified, I find it hilarious that the sound the taser makes is the sound of when there's no connection with the prongs, i.e. you missed lmao

  • @gunknightben1829
    @gunknightben1829 3 년 전 +463

    4:37 when you procrastinate and now you need to do the whole project in a night

  • @TheNorthHawk
    @TheNorthHawk 3 년 전 +381

    The guy in the pirate hat who risked his life to warn Badger about the French and kept getting mislabeled as one of them is the real MVP.
    "This is pleasant"
    -Unknown hero, 2020

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 년 전 +5

      Only way to make sure nobody mistakes them is running around with a pickelhaube and mg42!

    • @TheCaptainBear
      @TheCaptainBear 3 년 전 +19

      Who is this man? Well of course i know him. Hes me.

    • @TheNorthHawk
      @TheNorthHawk 3 년 전 +6

      @@TheCaptainBear Oh god, he isn't kidding.

    • @TheCaptainBear
      @TheCaptainBear 3 년 전 +9

      @@TheNorthHawk see? Told you

  • @l_sparks
    @l_sparks 년 전 +1

    A wise man once said: "OUI"

  • @Nuttinmybutt69
    @Nuttinmybutt69 7 개월 전

    THE MEMORIES I NEED THIS LATE NIGHT THANK YOU RECOMMENDED

  • @Samuraizen_YT
    @Samuraizen_YT 3 년 전 +455

    Badger: “Can I get some OUI’s in the chat”
    Stream Snipers: *-OUI Intensifies-*

  • @iamnal5262
    @iamnal5262 3 년 전 +623

    “If it isn’t the consequences of my actions”
    I’ve said that too many times. 4:43

    • @jfernandez7098
      @jfernandez7098 3 년 전 +12

      Actually it’s 4:37

    • @goneboy4948
      @goneboy4948 3 년 전 +2

      @@jfernandez7098 ACTUALLYYYY it’s 4:38

    • @goneboy4948
      @goneboy4948 3 년 전

      Nvm it’s cut off, FUCK

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 3 년 전 +1

      @@jfernandez7098 I was going to type something insightful in here but I got distracted at how funny your username is 🤣

  • @itmcbhpbgf.6374
    @itmcbhpbgf.6374 년 전 +1

    while 9mm may kill the body, and .45 ACP kills the soul... 10mm can kill the mind. lol

  • @A_Buster9693
    @A_Buster9693 년 전

    "is there friendly fire?"
    *top ten moments before disaster*

  • @liamsquire6371
    @liamsquire6371 3 년 전 +242

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT BADGER HAS A WEDDING RING ON CAN WE GET SOME MASSIVE POGS I LOVE YOU BADGER LONG TIME FAN

    • @amen_actually
      @amen_actually 3 년 전 +39

      HOLY MOTHER OF COG THAT IS AMAZING

    • @deving8737
      @deving8737 3 년 전 +8

      Holy shit I admire your attention to detail brother

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 년 전 +4

      HE'S MARRIED?

    • @caseyvoss6593
      @caseyvoss6593 3 년 전 +21

      @@seantaggart7382 Possibly engaged, I feel he would have made an announcement if he got married, then again we aren't entitled to anything but still