FETCH ME THEIR SOULS | Cuisine Royale
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- 게시일 2024. 04. 18.
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Brother (Red): / austindonnelly
Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
Jello (Turquoise): / jell0puddin
Heavenly (Light Pink): / heavenlyfather
Skullker (Dark Pink): / skullker21
Eekaj (Orange): / eekajj
Mickey (Purple): / mickeymt
Geuce (Green): • How To Hunt: Showdown
Dio(Grey): / kamenriderdio
Stretchy (Blue): / feelthestretch
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Imagine having a fun time playing a battle Royale game that actually isn’t a battle royale game, then suddenly getting pummeled into oblivion by a couple of crazy psychopaths screaming “what the f-k is up Denny’s”
Merry Christmas to everyone that sees this
Emanuel Lopez Merry Christmas Eve, I guess?
*T* *E* *R* *R* *O* *R*
Hahaha that happend to me🤣😔
@@harrisonward3464 he might live in Australia
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip, for the badger there among them had a big iron on his hip.
*Big iron on his hiiiiip!*
BIIIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
Beeg irun on hes hup
A fry pan on his hip!
It's been a couple hours since he found Cuisine Royale,
He won't need any explosives since he has a .50 Cal!
Can i point out the irony of a guy named "Heavenly" summoning a hoard of demon zombies?
Didn't notice, nice job pointing it out
Wait til u meet heavenly controller
@@zxp3ct3r41 "Can I get a spare Declaration of Independence?"
@@StealthTheFoxz MY MAN YOU GOT A BUS PASS BACK THERE? I dont remember the exact line
@@wokedog1799 You got it word for word.
Badger: "uh quick. Who knows how to unsummon a demon?"
Doomguy: *Casually pulls out BFG-9000*
Doomguy : *OBSERVE*
DoomSlayer: *MY TIME HAS COME*
Doom guy:You rang
*[Heavy Metal Noises Intensify]*
Doomguy on his vacation playing this game: *notices the demons coming in from the forest*
Also doomguy: I thought I was on... *sigh* once a slayer, always a slayer I guess
“Quick who knows how to unsummon a demon”
Famous last words
Gonna need the Ordo Malleus for this...
@@kabob0077 better bring the grey knights too
@@srgforge2993 Emperor help us...
@warystatue33 pretty sure that would be correct, after all, Doom Slayer's testosterone levels are infinite
*Doomslayer appears in the distance*
[Badger] - "Im glad they cant jump"
[Zombie] *IMMEDIATLY JUMPS*
i think they wallran on trees lol
"In what state is a Bazooka legal?! *F L O R I D A"*
Me: HELL YES, BROTHER!
Me who is a communist and likes american weapons: HECK YEAH! *starts shooting his Bazooka in Florida*
gotta keep the gators out somehow, and the snowbirds arn't going to do it with a knife, the right way.
You forgot Texas…
Its actually better he said “in what country is a bazooka legal” which is so much better cause at this point Florida is it’s own country in every way except legally
Badger: "This game was made for me!"
Never played it again
Lol so true
He still play it it just off camera
we dont know what he does in his free time he has a private life
@@boopboop9313 nah dude, they just hide him in a broom closet until the next video
@@cuervorenard Badgur is a KRplus Robot, Skulker was just a red herring
Bet te devs were like: "how about zombies?" "Yep throw that in too" "and werewolfs?" "Yep..."
"Assplates?"
"...I don't see why not."
"Made from waffle irons?"
"...Go ahead."
@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 "and fridges that sometimes drop granade?" "f yes, throw that in"
@@sirghostington6305
"The ability to summon the zombie apocalypse?"
"Yes"
IIRC the game literally started as Gaijin's April 1st joke. They used to lean HARD on April 1st jokes. I mean, I don't follow, but they used to add Moon Battles, Walking MECHAS, Inflatable tanks that shoot potatoes and carrots to War Thunder, these were all available for a day or two and featured, like, real mechas, or moon tanks, that were fully fleshed out and completely different from everything else in the game, definitely tons of work.
Any idea from the concept team was added and this is the result
Badger: grenades from a slot machine?
Borderlands players: first time?
BOOM TIME!!!!!!
So true
The memories bro
Although guys quick note, it was more than one grenade so does this count as a torgue machine nade?
@@neoryn5788 Definitely dropping the Bonus Package. If it's less than 8 explosions it's just not a Torgue.
Badger: " It's a BTR "
Proceeds to pull out a whole infantry assault vehicle out of a fridge
I can already feel myself saying "NOT THE FRYING PAN" as some dude kills me with a frying pan
Meteor Heaven it makes lightsaber noises too
It’s all fun and games until there are five people left and you just hear screaming
The brand new non stick soul infused 100% random criting perfect for making bacon and then smashing people over the head when they scream at you for cooking thier pet pig frying pan Now with extra loud noises when you hit people with it
@@thatdudnum67potatoe45 is that tf2 I sense?
@@tpt229 possibly
when you mix all the sodas at the birthday party:
another bigfoot copy?
I got the 69th like eat it
And then a kid has a seizure because of all the sugar
I did this. It was good, then bad, then better
"That a suicide?"
"A battle royale, with cheese"
And a large chicken
AlmostAsoko TM, if I get a large bucket, then doesn’t that mean I get a large soda?
Pocket Ive play this game since release
sabia que tu tava aqui porra
@@thebetta5690 he
Badger 2019: I hate sponsored videos
Badger 2020: this video is sponsored by...
adapocalypse
he was always sponsored last year too
Raid shadow legends !!
Gotta make money
@@lawrencewood3438 of course there is nothing wrong with it
“The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.” That had me dying lmao
I use this quote on a day by day basis
How to unsummon a demon
M32 R O T A R Y grenade launcher simple
M32 ROTERY Grenade Launcher, My friend
No, you fools, you need a double barreled shotgun
A monster can going terminal velocity
BFG division intensifies.
Don’t know what your talking about
Invisible Indian man with the pan is unstoppable
Scottish man with a pan, shield, and boots. I’m referencing tf2 here btw
@@elephantguy0790 thank god I was hoping someone would reference the demopan
Who is the demo man any link please?
Shahid Karim you poor casual
Iceasaurus Rex *W H A T D O U M E A N YOU’RE S E N T E N C E I S N O T M A K I N G S E N S E F O R M E HALP*
We all gonna ignore how geuce has a beautiful singing voice?
I had the flu for most of the week, my friend Eddie recommended you while I rested in bed, and your videos had me dying from laughter. My favorite video was gauntlet fried chicken.
@Mafia's Finest TV
Heavenly:
(Smacks lips) Bucket! (Smacks lips) Bucket! (Smacks lips) Buck... (Laughter)
Welcome to the shitpost lord's lair. Stay for awhile.
“Uh quick, who knows how to unsummon a demon?”
*Doom slayer in the backdrop*
“Now this looks like a job for me.”
*Doom 2016 noises*
_Reloads shotgun with malicious intent_
Doomslayer is how to unsummon a demon
He kills em
Does the same job: getting rid of them.
Also Doomslayer: *Raps “Without me” by Eminem whilst doing his job*
Remember that question "If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard do you have to punch a chicken to cook it" well, to cook a chicken with one hit, a persons arm must deliver 460kJ, this means your arm has to travel 430m/s or 1540km/h.
Henry Fire bet
Can you translate that into democracy units?
That’s roughly 957 mph. Or…1.25 times the speed of sound. DEAR GOD, THAT’S ONE HELL OF AN ARM, JELLO.
Jello must become the most powerful being in the universe
Ryan Chong translated: hit chicken hard VERY HARD
He’s an outlaw loose and running there came a whisper from each lip and he’s here to do some business with a big iron on his hip A BIG IRON IN HIS HIP
hmm yes in his hip. truly advanced were those 19th century augmentations.
Badger: Quick, how do you unsummon a demon
Doomguy: Allow me to introduce myself
Pubg but created while on every known drug
True
If your reading this reply name every possible drug you know and how to use it
SethiKinsGaming pubg you mean right
Gaijoob is russian so every ounce of alchohol
@@SethiKinsGaming so what you're saying is that you're pubg fanboy
you better watch out
You Better Watch Out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
*YOU BETTER WATCH OUT*
I didnt ask for 4666
BADGER IS COMING FOR YOUR SOUL
You better watch out
@@Sumdud3 Hey there is a naked man outside, who watches me at night when I sleep
@@cheemsenjoyer7620 ah dont worry about him. Hes the FBI agent watching you but he just wants to get a little closer to watch you
"Quick who knows how to unsummon a demon"
DEATH METAL INTENSIFIES WHILE A SHOTGUN GETS LOADED WITH MALICIOUS INTENT
Grouse singing is a heavy reason why I come to this video so many times hahaha
When Heavenly says the Marines were on Normandy:
I’m a keep it real witchu chief, these ain’t Heavenly friendly waters.
Damn they really made Florida into a game huh
Gotta admit, i thought something was weird when I saw my backyard in there
loool
All that for an *MP5*
Florida be crazy as hell
loll xD
"Uh, quick! Who knows how to un summon a demon?"
*laughs in super shotgun*
Badger: “Who knows how to un summon a demon?”
Doom Guy glowing red eyes bare fists
Loads shotgun with malicious intent
Silently loads fist
**Loads shotgun with holy intent**
Guys we can win this!
"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!!!!"
No we can't win this....
The reference to cod zombies made me so happy
7:14 that line brings me back to good times...
Doom Guy just rising up behind bajur when he said unsummon a demon makes me feel unimaginable fear.
Nobody:
Cuisine Royale: Welcome to pubg on drugs
You may ask, "what drugs?" Yes.
And food
And its freeeeee
I love how they let you choose your character at the start of the game yet it doesnt let you use the power you actually chose
@@Joseph_Stuntn wat? Last time I played you just got a kill or two then you had the souls needed to use it, haven’t played in almost a year though so I’m sure things have changed, they may have just removed powers when they rebranded to CRSED: F.O.A.D
“Quick, who knows how to *unsummon* a demon?”
*Doomslayer’s eyes glow with malicious intent*
"I love this game."
*Still hasn't made another video on it in nearly half a year.*
Over a year now
they paid him to make the video bro lmao
“In what country is a bazooka legal?”
“Florida.”
Ah yes my favorite country.
That joining the Marines on June 5th 1944 joke definitely annoyed some history buffs since the Marines weren’t at Normandy
Who were? The terrains?
Intenselly LIt ?
@@mack7235 it's a joke man.
Day early as well.....
Everything was wrong about his sentence. I immediately went to the comments and started scrolling 😂
"Quick, who knows how to unsummon a demon?"
**DOOM-FILLED PROBLEMS REQUIRE DOOM-FILLLED SOLUTIONS!!!**
I like how badger says that he'll cut back on sponsored vids, yet the first vid of the year is sponsored.
Nice.
"Who knows how to un-summon a demon?"
*Doomguy just slowly appears*
I had to pause and nearly puncture my lung laughing at that XD
I love how they just took Skyrim werewolf animations, slapped it onto a class ability and called it a day. Well done lads
The Arizona ranger got nothin on Badger
*outlaw by the name of Texas Red would like to know your location
@@pointingsoyjak4271 Fuckin' RIP chucklefucks, last thing he heard was the bang from the Big Iron on Texas Red's hip
"Quick, who knows how to unsummon a demon?"
Doom Slayer: "That's... why I'm here."
1:18 "quick who knows how to unsummon a demon" *doomslayer slowly ascending from the corner*
I swear to god, the game dev was having vision of "Eye-glowing-red player killing each other" xD
Its like Fortnite but more traditional and it doesn’t feel like a tumor is growing in your spleen
My grandma played fortnite than got cancer and died
I hate fortnite
How epic and funny and humorous and original and noncancerous.
@@intensellylit4100 unlike fortnite
Looks more like Pubg
@@kameronjones7139 you may want to take your sarcasm detector to a mechanic.
When you are on the roof badger during a zombie apocalypse, reminds me of that episode in Kingdom where everyone is on the roof saving everyone from zombies
"Quick how do you unsummon a demon?"
-Doom heavy metal intesifies-
"This burger royale replaces HealthKits with, pounds and pounds of food."
*LARDEX HAS JOINED THE CHAT*
Basiik THE DESTROYER OF BUFFETS HAS ARRIVED!
[insert joke about rook mains]
[insert titanfall 2 papa scorch joke that nobody will understand cause its a under played game]
also buy it its cheap on steam
@@radu8547 not as cheap as this game
ISS GRIZZY TIME
Cuisine Royale Okay real quick CAN YOU SUMMON THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!?
Well ask gaijin they probably would add it in
Lord spaghetti
@@ItWasntAFart OH LAWD HE COMIN' ON IN MY COMMENTS!
1:20
RussianBadger: does anyone know how to un-summon a demon?
*THE DOOM slayer slowly rises from the bottom of the screen with glowing red eyes*
"Uh- quick, who knows how to unsummon a demon?"
*DEATH METAL INTENSIFIES*
Woops, this has already been commented 5+ times
"Who knows how to un-summon demon?" Doom Guy slowly Pops up the screen
I can already feel myself saying "NOT THE FRYING PAN" as some dude kills me with a frying pan
*Kids cuisine*
OutLogs you call it cuisine royal i call it pubg on black tar heroine
Yes I totally eat children
That penguin was pretty creepy no lie
Just that cold look in his eyes, like “bitch ask what’s in the chicken”
@@pizzaparker6666 more like the unwanted child of fortnite, blackout, apex, firestorm (BF1), COD Advanced Warfare And PUBG
Imglad Notu no
"Quick does any one know how to unsummon a demon?!"
Doom slayer eyes glowing red slowly pulling up
Me: how does one UNsummon a demon?
Doom Slayer: *loads super shotgun* I can give you a few pointers
Badjur: ima stop doing so many sponsored videos
Also Badjur: it’s still 2019
**sees title**
Me, a CoD Zombies veteran: *Vietnam flashbacks*
Those fucking hellhounds.
I hear no zombie but hellhounds. They scare me
They're really more annoying than difficult
badger should play mw tho
Morphine Launcher If WERE a CoD veteran u would be happy when u heard that
austin cracking open a soda can with one hand while holding an m249 saw just radiates chad energy
"Uh, quick, who knows how to unsummon a demon"
DOOM GUY INTENSIFIES
Badger December 20th: "I feel like sponsored videos restrict my creativity with deadlines"
Badger December 24th: "THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY CUISINE ROYALE"
Its been a year now, It has changed it's name to CRSED: F.O.A.D.
" who knows how to unsummon a demon"
Doom guy: HEAVY BREATHING.
1:18 "Quick who knows how to unsummon a demon?"
**Doomslayer would like to know your location**
1:20 or 1:19 “doom theme intensifies”
"Wow, it's a lovely day in.... Dallas." 😂
On another note, I looked up what a Dennys Moshpit was. I was not disappointed.
This takes a food fight to a whole new level
"Hey man I needed the achievement"
Legit the only reason I've ever done it lmao
10:39 *I'm having a good time* 😂😂😂
“The risk i took was calculated but man am I bad at maths”
Best thing i’ve ever heard
Badger: "how do you unsummon a demon".
Doomslayer: *loads Super Shotgun with religious intent*
*BFG division starts playing*
Demons: Why Do I Hear Doom Metal?
@@AliMiguelEldnit I remember doing something like that. It went like this.
Demons: "why do I hear Mick Gordon"
4:12 The best part is that even though Heavenly is totally wrong (no Marines landed in Normandy), the joke works because the Marine 5th Corps left Pearl Harbor to invade Saipan on June 5, 1944.
Badger I just got PTSD from you saying fetch me there soul like I dead ass look behind me to make sure
Yeaaah them dogs be hittin' different.
Bro you shoulda used the pic of the kid eating the frying pan for the uberpan
Imagine playing a game you just found, and outta nowhere, someone yells PAN and knocks you down in one hit
“quick! does anyone know how to unsummon a demon?”
fucking doomslayer:*slowly rises up from the eternal ashes to rip and tear*
"Who knows how to un-summon a demon?"
*Heavy Metal Fades In Menacingly*
What have I witnessed when opening this video
2 years later and I’m still awaiting another session of Badger and the squad to play dis riot
Me: It's June 6th 1944 and no marines were on the beach's of Normandy. And there were bri- Heavenly: But u shure tho?
Russian Badger:Im not going to do as many sponsored videos do we can have more bangers
Also Badger:thanks for daijin for sponsering this video
RAD_3PIC I was just about to comment that but I’m late anyway
@@pabloich3482 lol
4:30 “Tell teammates about buttocks protection”
Summons demons. “Doomguy would like to know your location”
"Uh. Quick, who knows how to un summon a demon?"
*doomslayer looms in the background loading his shotgun with malicious intent.*
Badger:I will make less sponsored videos
Next video: sponsored
I know this video was probably already in progress so don't get butthurt
1:18
"quick who knows how to unsummon a demon"
Doom Slayer: *'Doom theme starts playing'*
As a Floridian I can confirm 12:04
nobody:
Badger: denny's mosh pit
I need the link
@@ethanwilkins9235 krplus.net/bidio/gaavZpindZjIc4I
@@honk1419 thanks man and merry christmas
@@ethanwilkins9235 Merry Christmas bro :::::::
WHY DOES THE GUY ON THE THUMBNAIL HAVE THE TEAM FORTRESS 2 BANDANA ON
Sfm may be?
DUN
DUN
DUDUUUUN
1:20
badger:uh quick who knows how to unsummon a demon
doomguy:reloads shotgun with malicious intent
"This game was made for me."
TABG looming ominously in the corner: ...
I was really hoping that yall played this. I have a blast every time I play it. I am not great at it, but I still have the best time playing it. My gamertag is GraspMyToes if anyone plays on xbox and wants to play. Just send me a message saying I saw this on Russian Badger's vid or something and I will play. By the way, if you get a Curse of the Brown note, go into an outhouse and enjoy the fun. Trust me. It's worth it.
Im not on tonight but FireWolf1027 is my GT
@@danycazares4055 Schweet
In the 2019 video: “I’m gonna do less sponsored videos”
Nek minit
Its not 2020
What chance said
3:31 Badger: BOOM! Random bug: *casually flys into the camera*
Hey badger. I just wanted to say that you and your great videos are some of my favorite things to watch on youtube, and that the constant laughs and entertainment is great. Its really a high point in my day to see that you've uploaded cause it means that I get to unwind from the shit of the day with some good comedy and gameplay. Its honestly a huge booster in my life to have such great and funny stuff to watch all the time, and I just wanted to say thanks for always keeping up the good stuff for us all.
Blayt
Cyka
shut up suka
ISSSSSSS BORISS
Did you spell it wrong on purpose?
It's blyat
Sukaaaaa
Everyone gangster till Badger starts flying
“Can you take me higher~? Where old men-HOLY SH*T”
That cut off got me so good 😂