BADGER'S BEST OF 2019

His sponsored videos are great tho
Like they are funny and you hardly notice that they are sponsored

"2019, a year that could not have ended on a better note."
A innocent, naive little badger.

The best part of videos are the messages at the end where badger insults us, enlightens us, or hits us right in the feels

And this was the last time we were able to say “A year that could not have ended on a better note”

By far my favorite part of this was heavenly saying how he just gets happy by seeing he made others happy. You made my day with that heavenly, Thank you.

“None of you are old enough to watch futurama” *sips slurm aggressively*

"Its definitely moar of a romantic restuarant"
"iTs A fUcKeN pOt Of CHEESE"
Thats my favorite quote by far😂

hearing heavenly absolutely dying in the background during that clip at 25:32 was the best

Heavenly: I'm lactose intolerant.
Also Heavenly: "eats a Dominos pizza while his teammate dies"
Brother, I am chilled here.
1:40:46

10:37 if u punch a chicken while ur hand is moving at mach 4.9, aerodynamic heating will cook the chicken upon impact

“THANOS IS HITTING THE WOAH ON THE ICE”
also “ If physical energy can be converted into thermal energy, how hard to I have to punch a chicken to cook it”

RussianBadger's resolution, "it's done when it's one" and Markipliers "keep learning, there's somuch to lesrn from mistakes and past projects" mindsets
Have helped me, and inspired me to further a project with my homies. No cap fr

What a good year of content, just something fun and memorable about the old animations they had so much character.

Dude, even your worst is great. So chill out. You got to eat, so get yourself some sponsorships. Because if ya' starve, ya' can't provide me with my fix to my crippling video addiction.

i also love "A bullet has someone's name on it while a grenade is more to whom it may concern, well dear grid coordinates *fires artillery*"

45:08 “Property Damage!!!”
-Saxton Hale

A little late but all youre vids bring me joy though what I watch depends on my mood I greatly appreciate your content.

“Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading”
I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life

“She’s saying it like a dyslexic”
As a dyslexic... u rite

5:11 thanos hitting the woah
5:22 it’s my ex-wife karen!
6:02 do I aim for the head or the foot?
6:43 uwu bongo cat
6:50 balding racist
7:03 random crit noises
7:28 heavenly = spy kids thumb
9:40 fire a warning shot Patterson!
10:32 chicken punch
11:19 Florida man POV
11:55 Superman walk
13:04 the dumbass space program
13:57 *racks a shell* ready-
15:00 use code chungus
15:46 I would like to file a complaint!
18:29 S I L E N C E L I B E R A L
21:45 more uwu bongo cat
24:09 summoning jello
24:32 A S C E N D E D from eating 412 chicken nuggets
25:30 boneless pizza
28:29 uwu cat drones
29:36 well I can’t read!
29:48 heavenly as thanos
35:35 you should have aimed for my ball
37:48 skullker runs down a hallway while being a raw chicken
43:10 hear the boomer?
44:25 heavenly dunking on tanks then breaks his drywall
47:32 auto tuned hmm
50:23 sugar sandwiches & heel meals
1:03:15 hitting buckets

RIP TwoMad. No matter your opinion on the man, it's sad to lose someone so young to such unfortunate circumstances.

"2019 a year that could not have ended on a better note!"
well... that aged poorly

We dont mind the sponsored video

The fact o rewatch your yearly recaps again and again every week shocks me because I usually can't sit through a movie. Idk what you do differently but it works, thanks for being here man. World couldn't have spun without you.

im a few years late but i love the QUALITY of all ur videos

Bold of you to assume we're all middle schoolers who haven't seen futurama, badger. I may have the maturity of a five year old, but I assure you I'm old enough to wish suicide booths were real.
Edit: also, tell heavenly this video made my day better

“Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading.”

"2019, a year that could not have ended in a better note"
COVID-19: Allow me to introduce myself.

50:50 Them struggle meals growing up. Brings back so many memories. That sugar on white bread 👌

Seeing Badger shrink in fear at the kids t-posing in front of him was truly magnificent.

"It's not just cheese! There's a main course of various exotic meats!"
*"WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT?"*

I watched this every year since it came out as an anniversary of sort my favorite part was everything. I appreciate your hard work badger your videos always get a good laugh out of me

RIP Twomad.. 23 is no age to die.. no matter what

Fav moment:
*starts eating pizza*
“Did you bring enough for the whole stream?”

I think my favourite thing about Gears of War is that in one of the later games, there's a shed full of tomato plants, and if you shoot them all, you get an ear full about how they were Dom's tomatoes, and you've basically massacred the last of HIS tomatoes.

43:45 I"M FUCKING WHEEZING HOLY FUCK "My Pants Are down" LMFAOOO

0:11 I love how he just takes the lords the edges part out of context when the full message says that he has no illusions that he lords the edges

Badgers year compilation might as well be called "shitpost: the movie" "Shitpost 2: Electric boogaloo"

41:14
“StAnD aNd UnFoLd YoUrSelF,”
“LoNG LiVe ThE KiNg!”

You all genuinely made my day. I enjoy and depend on a good laugh from you guys every single day.

rewatching all of these every year is my favorite thing ever

Fave moment: "PARTTERSON FIRE A WARNING SHOT"
"but sir this is an m32 ROTARY GERNADE LAUNCHER"
"ah potato, potato fire a warning shot"

10:32 Yo, Jello, someone did the math for how fast to throw that haymaker at the chicken. Gotta swing at Mach 5 speeds, my guy!

Just watched this again in 2023. You're doing great my guy. Your crew is awesome. Your business model is spot on. Good for you for making all the right decisions. Best of luck for the future ❤

26:57 "We could rule this city spiderma-"

41:14 he literally sounds like a tactical droid, its amazing

Why is it that Badger's Doc model looks psychotic than in-game?

As a former Alaskan child I will confirm bald eagles do indeed attack kindergarteners 36:32

Dude I just started watching your video an couple days ago in 2023 and binge watching all of them and their all bangers. I have not laughed so hard in my life. Your awesome

"The space book says this is bad!"
"W E L L I C A N ' T R E A D!!!"
My favorite quote.

these videos brighten my day you are the funniest group of people ive ever seen and ill always enjoy youre videos every part was my favorite cause i love it all thank badger and the rest of you for being here its helped me thru a lot thank you

The greatest moments if a bygone Era in badger's content. If only we could go back to this

1:06:50 for some odd reason I lost my shit hearing grouse say “damn, the river got em.”

Best moment: “It says we can’t do that in the codex...”
“WELL I CAN’T READ!”

My second time watching this, and by far I love how diverse your content is

"2019 A year that could never have ended on a better note"
that aged poorly

“Roses are red, violets are blue, help me I’m wanted in four different states for thirteen accounts of home invasion from the year 2003 to the year 2006.”

*"Demi god"* is the proper way to describe chanka

I love coming back to your channel and just binge watching it for like the 3rd time in a week

Bro it's 12:18 of the new year and I'm watching badger best of 2019 vid. What am I doing with life

Futurama is BEPIS

41:15 "Stand and unfold yourself. Long live the king!"

all of your videos are BANGERS!!!! i watch these when ever im down in the dumps

My favorite moment in russianbadger history is "OBJECTION, BADGER F**KING BALLIN'!"

37:46
The turkey part is just pure gold, I had to sit and rewatch that part multiple times at like 1 AM in the mornin' just to fucking go to sleep

even after a year, "BIG HEADASS" still fucking kills me and i don't know why

Honestly the thing where Heavenly's controller rumbles almost made me come to tears with laughter.

Literally playing Fallout 3 (TTW) in The National Archives at this exact moment, listening to Badger in the background, and all I hear is 19:39, then dropped my PC's Xbox Controller.

10:32
"It wasn't that funny"
That was the hardest I laughed in YEARS!!

Badger: “None of you are old enough to watch Futurama to get it”
Me: actively watching all of Futurama for the 4th time over

The part with the robot showcase like it was apple
“I burst out laughing every time it went from calm to chaos”

One of the top moments for this year as far as your content is definitely 5v5 basketball convo

Ubi might not like him because of how he talks, but badjur was able to shitfuck his way into our hearts

Badger: "2019 a year that could not have ended on a better note (...) "
Covid-19: -Is born- Well Hello there!

all of the moments were my favorite, you're one of the only KRplusrs that consistently make me laugh (I know this is late but still)

I’ve never laughed so hard for a video this long in my damn life. This is pure unadulterated entertainment 🤣🤣

The Ned Flanders ninja defuse killed me.
"Don't mind if I.... diddly do."

watching at nearly the end of 2020, oh how we didn't know. twas a simpler time.

My mom used to work at the Melting Pot.
That shit good.
Cheese is the starter, then you boil various meats, and can get Chocolate Fondue too.

2:20 in the hospital watching this part and I couldn’t help but laugh.

1:33:57 and 1:34:56 are my favourite moments, great Obama impression, and JELLO. IS. A. GOD. And also badger, all you’re content is so good, sponsored or unsponsored, story of a game/character or 100% funny juice, even games I don’t like I’ll still tune into your videos to watch, your charisma for KRplus is great, and I’m sure I speak for most people here, don’t stop doing what you’re doing, it’s working, thanks badger, you’re great

Fav moment:
Skullker using his auto-tune.

10:33
The energy needed to cook a chicken can be estimated based on the energy required to raise the temperature of a chicken to a safe internal temperature for consumption, which is typically 165 degrees Fahrenheit (74 degrees Celsius).
Suppose the chicken weighs 1 kg, and the specific heat capacity of chicken meat is similar to that of water, which is approximately 4186 Joules per kilogram per degree Celsius. So, if the chicken is initially at room temperature (20 degrees Celsius), we would need:
Energy = mass * specific heat capacity * temperature change
= 1 kg * 4186 J/(kg*C) * (74 - 20) C
≈ 225,000 J
The kinetic energy of a punch can be calculated using the equation K.E. = 1/2 mv^2, where m is the mass and v is the velocity. The mass would be that of the fist, and the velocity would be the speed of the punch.
Let’s say the mass of the fist is 0.5 kg, and we need to solve for v. Rearranging the equation for velocity, we get v = sqrt((2 * K.E.) / m).
So the velocity needed for a punch to cook a chicken would be sqrt((2 * 225,000 J) / 0.5 kg), which is about 670 meters per second or about 1500 miles per hour.

I love you and your videos badger. I know this comment is super late but I go back and watch your videos all the time. Thank you for making me smile, something I don't do a lot of these days. Thank you.

I appreciate just how much of “Operation: Yoink The Declaration” is in this

49:45 Yes..... mom- un i mean yes

43:55 how to deal with naughty girls

It’s crazy to see the progression of the animation for this channel lol. I wish I discovered this channel earlier.

Don't mind me, just a collection of my favorite moments for me to come back to.
4:56 Randall fucking Dies
5:10 Thanos hits the woah
5:36 FUCK WHEAT
5:45 Chicago Gamers
6:23 Point and Click
6:34 I can put you in a Mansion
7:28 Thumb from Spykids/Black Lung
9:40 Warning Shot
13:57 Rapid Pumping
14:59: Use Code Chungus
15:31 Mix n’ Match
21:45: MISTOW BADJOW
24:00 Domino’s Math
28:46 Libreal Fart
29:04 Large Bucket, Large Soda
30:29 Solid Grid Coordinates
33:52 Mad Schlump
34:22 “Take what you need”
35:43 My big Ball
37:46 The Uncooked Turkey
41:05 War Facts
41:10 The Note of G
45:27 Fried Chicken Wednesday
47:31 HMmmMM
48:52 Meeting TwoMad
49:46: MOM-
50:17 German
52:32 Needa snack?
55:58 Ay bro I needa sip
56:16 Bager=Broke
57:54 My Religion
1:01:58 The Street Sweeper
1:02:17 Making fun of the Marines
1:03:44: Horaah, baby.
1:06:55 Damn, the river got em.
1:11:55 AH...AHH...AHHH
1:12:29 Tropical Horse Tranquilizers
1:14:31 Broken Spanish
1:17:48 Keep Dodging
1:20:40 R6S Tutorial.
1:22:30 Lemme get uhhh…
1:33:56 Binging with Obama
1:34:48 The French Coffee
1:35:03 Skyrim
1:37:13 CHOOT EM KEITH

i know my boy did not just say i am not old enough to know what futurama is

“None of you are old enough to watch Futurama”
And I took that personally

Love this video como never gets old, just like the McDonald's ads I get despite working there for over a year lol

"none of you are old enough to watch futurama"
Me: *Cries in corner*

“Chicago gamers be like: Cover me I’m going to Walmart.” It gets me every time. Easily my favorite moment from this year. I’m a long time fan-keep it up Badger.

Damn 49 badger videos in a year in 2019? We lucky to get 9 now lol

“None of you are old enough to watch Futurama” first of all, how dare you. That’s literally my favorite show and I immediately recognized the reference. I’m 20, almost 21. Randomly put it on in middle school and loved it. Seen every episode.

Badger's the kind of intellectual to choke on an artichoke and think that's supposed to happen.

Reused like, 3 clips badger
JUNGE

10:54
Had a look into the chicken thing. From frozen, you'd need to punch at 3725.95mph to properly cook it.

Hey... I came for the Warhammer memes but you stole my heart with that Futurama reference. You sir, are pure class.