I became a BTS army before they released Wings and To be honest, I was so close to unstanning BTS in early 2017 but then I realized: "Why am I doing this when this is the boy group that made me the person I am known for, They gave me morals and life lessons that I'll use forever in my life. BTS is part of me, with out them; I would not be myself."
Incase there are actual new ARMYs here tryna find out stuff about them and not just old fans putting their wigs on (prolly not but I’m bored so here we go) Seokjin (Jin): He’s the oldest and he’s an wonderful cook. He has tons of patience for other members (bless lmao) and that’s part of the reason why he’s considered one of the most responsible/caring members of the group even tho he acts like a legit 5 yr old armed with dad jokes (he’s also a big scaredy cat UWU. he’s also part of the vocal line whoop whoop💓) Min Yoon Gi (Suga): 2nd oldest n some people say he’s cold hearted but he gets angry when no one holds his hand. He can be scary tho but you won’t think that when you hear of Lil Meow Meow 🐱 Also, he has a somewhat western sense of humor filled with sarcasm and he honestly puts me through the day man😭 He can rap like 117 syllables in 14 seconds. ARMYs also think he seems to be in a constant state of gay panic. I don’t think he’s gay but he might be bisexual so idk(he’s part of the rap line) Hoseok (J-Hope): 3rd oldest and he gets scared so easily it’s amazing. He’s humorous and will nEver fail to make you laugh and has a rather long face but still 12/10 (part of the rap line and the dance line but let’s be honest he has some p good vocals😂) Namjoon (RM): 4th oldest and he’s known as the dad of the group for some reason. He’s also the spokesperson for the team whenever they travel to English countries or go to interviews in general cause he’s fluent in English (from watching FRIENDS when he was younger lmao) he’s a gigantic teddy bear and is very caring (part of the rap line but ig u already knew that lmao) THIS IS THE MAKNAE LINE YALL Park Jimin (Jimin): He is honestly the softest thing and he’s absolutely adorable but can cut you with his jawline. He has a gloriously high voice. He’s very gentle and laughs constantly. The BTS members once stated Jiminie was probably the most romantic out of all of them. (He’s part of the vocal line and the dance line I think. Probably) Kim Taehyung (V): This Guy honestly gives me chills when he wants to. He has a beautifully deep voice and he’s outrageously amazing with children. And people in general. He will never fail to make you laugh and, speaking of, when he starts to laugh he can’t stop. (Part of the vocal line and dance line?? Idk who’s in the dance line y’all) Jeon Jungkook (Jungkook): He is knows as ‘the Golden Maknae’. Idk the actual reason why but if I had to guess it would be because he seems to be great at almost everything he does. Sports, dancing, singing, art, evErYthIng. He likes to imitate people (especially Jiminie lmao) and tease his hyungs. He has plenty of energy for everything he does and he’s very dedicated when need be. (Part of the vocal line and dance line but in the early days he used to rap :,] ) They’re all so beautifully talented oml I CANT stress that out enough. They might as well be brothers the way the joke around with each other. And this, kids, is why I can’t choose a bias ;| Edit; also pls tell me if I had anything wrong .3.
Mystyx Thanks to you even more!!...the thing is that it wasn't even a bad thing but people took it too much out of context that it became annoying...u don't see them calling jk a baby on his fancam neither on his ships but eomma jin is evrywhere even when he's pulling the sexiest shit to exist not to mention on every ship of his comments like "I can't ship they are like mother and son to me" (they be talking all srsly) now if that isn't creepy to u idk XD And as you said he legit acts like a 5 years old so he's the fake maknae now...thanks once again 😚
I love this fandom so much, so many creative ideas and ARMYs out there who take time and effort and awesomeness to bring us these awesome-ass videos that make my ovaries explode and make me laugh. I WILL NEVER LEAVE THE BTS FANDOM.
The chicken is me, running away from responsibilities And now: guys. Pls. It does can happen that someone forgot or doesn't even know about Namjoon, who changed his stage name, so please calm your cups of jam, k?
Jimin: I want to be a police officer! Jungkook: aRResT mE Namjoon: I ain't translating. Jin: I swear to God, I didn't raise you right. Yoongi: *Jimin is mine.* Hoseok: Umm.. I'll arrest you for saying that. Taehyung: *Jeon Jungkook are you cheating on me--*
To shorten this up Jungkook: I know game but I don't know name V: epic sax Taehyung Jimin: slip and fall Rm: if you don't have jams don't talk to me J-hope: flower Suga: Do you know BTS? Jin: windshield laugh with Dad jokes
ARMY HAS CHALLENGED BTS BTS ACCEPTED LET'S FIGHT (Insert random Pokémon Music) Jungshook uses ABS/PARDON?! JIMINIE ,uses Split/EXCUSE MII Pink Princess Jin uses Windshield Wiper laugh/Dad Joke God of destruction uses Destroyer/Philosophy 101 Swag Grandpa uses LISTEN BOII/Cursing Wave Sunshine Boi uses Happiness/EXTRA AF ARMY USES LOVE/OR ANYTHING MORE IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE. (ARMY died in the End lol)
This is like the main reason i love bangtan besides their music lol Edit: where was jimins excuse me? iM SHoOk and rm’s sTRoNG poWeR THAnK yOu and most importantly yoongis j hope SHOOKETH
Anime n iARMY-L Aroha Monbebe Myday Carat aesthetic... please help me about that little, more like big incident that went down at the mama awards this year... #PleaseStopThisItsHurtingMe 😱😱😱
I almost fucking chocked phone my candy when the first scene of Jimin clips came on. That "aw fuck" sound just...man I love these damn fan guides. They give me life
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*how do I leave this fandom xD*
*/holds gun to your head/*
*you can never fucking escape*
*There's is no going back*
once you jimin, can't jim out
😂
Namjoon's Chin you can't.. You'll *never* leave.
We all signed up for this lmao there’s no goin back
Jin’s laugh is a meme of its own
R K wOrLdWIde HandSomE
I laugh like him,and my friends call me chalk screeching on blackboard 😭
i'm ur 1k likes😂
mika k
Looooool I have the same laugh as him 😂😂
"What's so special about BTS?!"
Me= *SHOWS THEM THIS VIDEO*
Me too
xD
2015: international playboy
2018: I know her face but i don't know her name
Watie Rahman that’s my boiiii 😂😂
I’m screaming
0:45 when I tell someone a joke 😂😂
Same😂😂
Lol same
I honestly don't understand the physics of Jimin kicking _himself_ off the chair no matter how many times I watch it.
That's why I failed physics
Same like how did you do that
Same
Same 😂😂
I can. I’ve done it before
Jungkook is me when he said, "arrest me!" XD
Subhadra Mahanta same
Ikr
Me tho
Ikr i need to be arrested so i can see jimin
Subhadra Mahanta loool sameee
4:29
I can't see nothing but Mama J-Hope twerking on the couch
😂😂😂😂
I'm never getting over that clip of Jimin hitting himself with his OWN FREAKING LEG hahahah like, how flexible can a human be? oh god
Bruh I died when Jungkook was squaring up to the chicken ahahaha
Abigail Carey it reminded me of the scene from fantastic beasts and where to find them where newt was doing something like that with the erumpent
*jimin falls*
OH FUCK.
I laughed so hard 😂😂
Same
Same😂😂
0:43 IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW JEALOUS V IS AND HOW THE REST OF BTS IS JUDGING AND SAYING "gayyyy..." IN THEIR HEADS?!?!
iCoverStuff .....
*whispers* Taekook... oWo
iCoverStuff XD
iCoverStuff
Yeah i talked about it
...i dont get wat ur saying...
@@omarnd9196
they tryna say that v got jelly
“Arrest me” that’s a mood.
Jimin, you got no balance
(That makes no sense, *forgive my sin* )
are you calling me a sinner
you got no jams
I lost it at “uhuh.. listen boy.. my first love story” well... it’d be obvious because Yoongi is my bias
キムモッカ same
do you know what clip this originally belongs to you? I really want to watch it all lol
Everytime i watch this i cry with laughter😂😂😂
same
Sameee
*ships Jungkook with chicken*
Jungcock??
jungken
Chikook
😂😂😂😂😂
Wow I'm jungshook
You know the drill
(Last digit of the likes is your bias )
1:V
2:Suga
3:RM
4:Jungkook
5:Jimin
6:Jin
7:J-Hope
8:Bighit staff
(Sorry I can only do 8 😂)
JHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
Suga my bias wrecker......
9 pick what ever you want
Yay I got Jimin. He is actually my bias.
My bias is jin
And tje like is 26...:)))
When Hobi popped out at 3:57 I chocked on my chocolate
Are you ok? 😂😂
i literally died when jungkook said arrest me omg jikook feels😂
I became a BTS army before they released Wings and To be honest, I was so close to unstanning BTS in early 2017 but then I realized:
"Why am I doing this when this is the boy group that made me the person I am known for, They gave me morals and life lessons that I'll use forever in my life. BTS is part of me, with out them; I would not be myself."
Why were you even trying to unstan?
How tf can u "unstan" a group? Especially BTS, tf.
lol i became an ARMY in 2013😂 i regert it a little bit😂😂
3:45 looooooooool
Pollution X 😂😂😂😂
I freaking died the second i was in the vid😂😂😂😂
"arrest me" LMAOO
2:07, the origin of Taehyung's "no no NO" at the Ellen Show 😂😂
3:57
He's so extra. I love it. 😂😂😂
4:10 - min Yoongi what the heck are you doing???😂😂😂
HOSEOK AS A FLOWER. I DIED. THIS BOY. I CSNT HE'S AWESOME
and this is why i love u
Remember the BigHit survey. Why do you like BTS: Their personality's, their chemistry. XD
I am your 999 like. one more like until 1K!
This is why I luv this boyz 😍
answer: u don’t
AND SPRITE
Incase there are actual new ARMYs here tryna find out stuff about them and not just old fans putting their wigs on (prolly not but I’m bored so here we go)
Seokjin (Jin): He’s the oldest and he’s an wonderful cook. He has tons of patience for other members (bless lmao) and that’s part of the reason why he’s considered one of the most responsible/caring members of the group even tho he acts like a legit 5 yr old armed with dad jokes (he’s also a big scaredy cat UWU. he’s also part of the vocal line whoop whoop💓)
Min Yoon Gi (Suga): 2nd oldest n some people say he’s cold hearted but he gets angry when no one holds his hand. He can be scary tho but you won’t think that when you hear of Lil Meow Meow 🐱 Also, he has a somewhat western sense of humor filled with sarcasm and he honestly puts me through the day man😭 He can rap like 117 syllables in 14 seconds. ARMYs also think he seems to be in a constant state of gay panic. I don’t think he’s gay but he might be bisexual so idk(he’s part of the rap line)
Hoseok (J-Hope): 3rd oldest and he gets scared so easily it’s amazing. He’s humorous and will nEver fail to make you laugh and has a rather long face but still 12/10 (part of the rap line and the dance line but let’s be honest he has some p good vocals😂)
Namjoon (RM): 4th oldest and he’s known as the dad of the group for some reason. He’s also the spokesperson for the team whenever they travel to English countries or go to interviews in general cause he’s fluent in English (from watching FRIENDS when he was younger lmao) he’s a gigantic teddy bear and is very caring (part of the rap line but ig u already knew that lmao)
THIS IS THE MAKNAE LINE YALL
Park Jimin (Jimin): He is honestly the softest thing and he’s absolutely adorable but can cut you with his jawline. He has a gloriously high voice. He’s very gentle and laughs constantly. The BTS members once stated Jiminie was probably the most romantic out of all of them. (He’s part of the vocal line and the dance line I think. Probably)
Kim Taehyung (V): This Guy honestly gives me chills when he wants to. He has a beautifully deep voice and he’s outrageously amazing with children. And people in general. He will never fail to make you laugh and, speaking of, when he starts to laugh he can’t stop. (Part of the vocal line and dance line?? Idk who’s in the dance line y’all)
Jeon Jungkook (Jungkook): He is knows as ‘the Golden Maknae’. Idk the actual reason why but if I had to guess it would be because he seems to be great at almost everything he does. Sports, dancing, singing, art, evErYthIng. He likes to imitate people (especially Jiminie lmao) and tease his hyungs. He has plenty of energy for everything he does and he’s very dedicated when need be.
(Part of the vocal line and dance line but in the early days he used to rap :,] )
They’re all so beautifully talented oml I CANT stress that out enough. They might as well be brothers the way the joke around with each other.
And this, kids, is why I can’t choose a bias ;|
Edit; also pls tell me if I had anything wrong .3.
Mystyx Byw can u please not introduce jin as a mom...it's an old thing and many don't like it so can u remove it please?
baldiesarelife whdjdjfjdbfjd I jus read something abt
Jin-oppa not liking it an I was tryna find this comment. Thanks for helpin fam🙌
Mystyx Thanks to you even more!!...the thing is that it wasn't even a bad thing but people took it too much out of context that it became annoying...u don't see them calling jk a baby on his fancam neither on his ships but eomma jin is evrywhere even when he's pulling the sexiest shit to exist not to mention on every ship of his comments like "I can't ship they are like mother and son to me" (they be talking all srsly) now if that isn't creepy to u idk XD
And as you said he legit acts like a 5 years old so he's the fake maknae now...thanks once again 😚
baldiesarelife No problem!¡ but yeah, it’s a little sketchy lmao
the dance line is j-hope, jimin, taehyung and jungkook 💜
v is a living meme
and I never realized how similar I am to him xD
I relate to this so deeply........hehe~
That is one reason he is my bias. Hes just as wierd as i am😂💜
1:52 when tae’s stylist leaves her job
1:40- 1:42
Me praying for mom to buy me a armg bomb, someday......*whispers* someday.....
1:04 LMFAO YALL IMMA OUT! I CANT! IM ONLY A WEAK HUMAIN BEIN!!
1:19 When u r way too dirty minded (me for example)
1:50 when a bts song plays
And Jungkook be the rest of your non kpop friends at 1:52
1:57 jungkook's done with him
I recommend not watching this in math class while the teacher is giving a lecture.........
At 1:43 I'm dying of laughter.
No wonder V is my bias
HES MINE >=((((((( !!!!!!!!!!
My friend reacted to this and she asked if they where normal, so I replied. Of course... not 😅
2:12 i died of laughter 😂😂 poor jiminie
Mrs. Kookie For realllll 😅
I feel like Suga is the best at making memes in my book
Im seriously considering sending this to my mom
Edit 1:i sent it no answer
Edit 2: she said it was funny and she watched another video!!
JK: I know har face but I don't know har name.
Random guy: What movie? What movie?
JK: Ummmmm............. I know movi but I don't know movi name.
JungCutie Literally me. Sometimes I just know of celebreties, but not know why they're so popular.
lol couldn't find any fault in that
He’s Hiding the gaY
Our boys are born to be memes 😂
1:53-1:59 Jungkook watching V like "I swear to God I don't know him"
Only bts and army can make me laugh 😂😂😂😂
im scared of this fandom sometimes but then there's this
no words
Yuri on ice x bts crossover plz
Oh my god I'm so done with this fandom 😂😂😂
1:48 WHY IS TAE ALWAYS A MOOD
4:31 How come I never noticed that little dance Suga did?!?! 😭I love them!💕😍
Tae: "It's hella trophies and it's hella thick"
Me: Just like Jungkook, he be looking thicc af
What did i get myself into IS THERE EVEN A WAY TO LEAVE THIS FANDOM
nope, all the doors are locked
once you *jimin* you can't jim *out*
No. It's like the Hotel California. You can check in, but you can't check out.
I love this fandom so much, so many creative ideas and ARMYs out there who take time and effort and awesomeness to bring us these awesome-ass videos that make my ovaries explode and make me laugh. I WILL NEVER LEAVE THE BTS FANDOM.
THAT WAS THE *PERFECT* GUIDE TO BTS YEAH
The chicken is me, running away from responsibilities
And now: guys. Pls. It does can happen that someone forgot or doesn't even know about Namjoon, who changed his stage name, so please calm your cups of jam, k?
Jimin: I want to be a police officer!
Jungkook: aRResT mE
Namjoon: I ain't translating.
Jin: I swear to God, I didn't raise you right.
Yoongi: *Jimin is mine.*
Hoseok: Umm.. I'll arrest you for saying that.
Taehyung: *Jeon Jungkook are you cheating on me--*
Jungkook: Taetae NO NEVER
The *JungShook* booty slap to *J-Nope* is the most *leJindary* things that make my day😂
"I know hAr nAmE but I dOn'T kNoW hAr naMe"
OMG why the heartie :3 I'm honestly terrible at commenting on YouToob 😂😂😂
Heartie why do I find that so cute and pure
*hAr fAcE
Wait i'm confused
How can you possibly be terrible at a commenting?
*I DON'T UNDERSTAND*
Same profile pic
*face*
W-where do I even start...?
Can we please start with how much i love your name
I like the photo in the left hand corner of your thumbnail.
*when jungkook said "arrest me" i really felt that, lol same jungkook same.*
*Your history must be a dark place*
i can relate on soo much levels tbfh
To shorten this up
Jungkook: I know game but I don't know name
V: epic sax Taehyung
Jimin: slip and fall
Rm: if you don't have jams don't talk to me
J-hope: flower
Suga: Do you know BTS?
Jin: windshield laugh with Dad jokes
The reason I'm living 3:56 XD
Jin's dad jokes keep me living
Doooon't woooryyyy I'm nooot afraaaid!
They're basically just living memes
U know what.....
im going back to my BTS ways
0:15 mem(e)bers😂😂😂
1:00 bunny force
3:05 1 like=1 persone who help Namjoon...
Burguny, BURGUNY
i think the best and funniest thing Jimin can do is fall
valerie davilaramirez He can't help tho, he's a jamless person
valerie davilaramirez 😂😂😂💜
ARMY HAS CHALLENGED BTS
BTS ACCEPTED
LET'S FIGHT
(Insert random Pokémon Music)
Jungshook uses ABS/PARDON?!
JIMINIE ,uses Split/EXCUSE MII
Pink Princess Jin uses Windshield Wiper laugh/Dad Joke
God of destruction uses Destroyer/Philosophy 101
Swag Grandpa uses LISTEN BOII/Cursing Wave
Sunshine Boi uses Happiness/EXTRA AF
ARMY USES LOVE/OR ANYTHING MORE
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.
(ARMY died in the End lol)
what about tae
OOF
*LISTEN HERE BOI* 😂
what about taehyung
But seriously, what about *Taehyung* 😂
When I read listen boi suga said it after XD
*My Mom Catches me Watching This*
Me: It's not a phase-
Her: I'm signing you up for school counseling
This is like the main reason i love bangtan besides their music lol
Edit: where was jimins excuse me? iM SHoOk and rm’s sTRoNG poWeR THAnK yOu and most importantly yoongis j hope SHOOKETH
Min Yoongis Double Eyelid I didn’t put everything or else this video would’ve been 2 hours long 😂
1:39 love him
Yoongi : *Uh-uh~ Listen boy*
Me : *BOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*
Jimin killed me in da first round I CANT BREATHE XD
As a Taehyung bias I'm so done with that BOI.....
#PlzStaphTae2k17
+Nyusai Halfeti true 😌
Anime n iARMY-L Aroha Monbebe Myday Carat aesthetic... please help me about that little, more like big incident that went down at the mama awards this year... #PleaseStopThisItsHurtingMe 😱😱😱
HEY STOB IT hahahah
stop him 2017? well good luck cuz u only got 23 days left.
Anime n iARMY-L Aroha Monbebe Myday Carat aesthetic True tho
i love me such memers
Jimin: I wanna be a police officer
Namjoon: ahh he wants to be a police officer
Jungkook: arrest me
Everyone: where’s the delete button
bUrRrRrItO
you missed:
pOrOnEsiAn PaRaPiO
Edit: Jimin was so ready to square up with that zombie, help him survive
i think i'll never get tired of old and new memes and these precious dorks
3:06 MY FAVOURITE VIDEO EVER
1:02 omg jungkook what you doin?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
-M
-Mİmin
-Mungkook
-Meme Monster
-Miga
-Seokmin (I write his normal name because Min is Suga's surname)
-J-Meme
memekook
taemericano
jimin is not on chairs
jamless joon
the living earrape
diabetes
aJINomoto
cezka lol in our country we have ajinomoto too
"Jimin is not on chairs" XNDMSMKSKAKJDJS
*I dont have think* , -jin said .
V is still looking for his bag 😂
Jimin's graceful falls! I CANT!
how to avoid a question by jeon jungkook 0:24 - 0:39
2:59 IM CHOKING
Ouumayaa is iconic me too tho😂😂😂😂
My did I click on the link. I’m now choking
Same 😂😂
*That guide for BTS was really helpful*
okay so
when jk said aresst me
jimin be like "sure baby 😏"
v be like "...dont leave me baby 😢..."
and i be like "vminkook maybe??"
*jimin..You got no jams.*
Jm: I would be a police officer
Jk: arREST ME!
*What a subtle way to expose your kinks, Jungkook*
Suga's "listen boy" kills me everytime😂
The j-hope slap though.
10/10
Such perfection 👏😂
Edit: I'M ROLLING 😭😂
Where was suga's JHOPE
I was noticed 😱❤❤
lunabee lolll
You mean
JHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE
Or min yoongi choenje jjang jjang man boong boong
Or 3 dollar chain.
3:20 Burrrito 😂😂😂💕 I'm from Mexico so I really liked that part😂💕
Wendi Gutierrez AYEE
Jhope with the little flower thingy killed me 🌺😂😂😂😂😂😂
I almost fucking chocked phone my candy when the first scene of Jimin clips came on. That "aw fuck" sound just...man I love these damn fan guides. They give me life