Trying to get a free forest Puppy be like...

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  • @alexmighty693
    @alexmighty693 년 전 +629155

    Mans first attempt at canine domestication colorized

  • @TheAmazingBeanVR
    @TheAmazingBeanVR 2 개월 전 +17216

    “Lemme pet you coyote”
    “OOOUCH!!” 😂😂😂

  • @munen343
    @munen343 18 일 전 +1474

    Coyote: What is this?
    Human: Affection.
    Coyote: Disgusting. Do it again.

  • @GianniAzul3609
    @GianniAzul3609 개월 전 +2228

    This coyote was clearly raised by this man from a small puppy. There is no way in hell that a wild coyote would not mangle his hand. What we witnessed here were love bites.

    • @1unartic
      @1unartic 15 일 전 +280

      Not as a puppy; she's a female and took shelter from other Coyotes on his porch. They bonded and he also has a raccoon and deer visit him as well. All coinciding. The Coyote is named Weave.

    • @emma6648
      @emma6648 14 일 전 +46

      @@1unarticdamn her fellow coyotes were being mean, that’s messed up

    • @wasgehtsiedasan9562
      @wasgehtsiedasan9562 12 일 전 +41

      @@1unarticWhat a wonderful informative comment without any insults, sarcasm or other attention grabbing uselessness. I think you don’t really know how the internet works

    • @theenglishub
      @theenglishub 12 일 전 +1

      Is that boyfriends/girlfriends bite each other? 🤔

    • @ImJustMerry
      @ImJustMerry 12 일 전 +5

      That, or he’s just Australian

  • @jimlaheyiii5418
    @jimlaheyiii5418 11 개월 전 +42498

    He’s attempting thousands of years of domestication in a single interaction. Goated

  • @KSHAWK
    @KSHAWK 9 개월 전 +17611

    Humans will really just walk up to animals and say “we are friends now please do not resist” and somehow it keeps working

    • @Red________
      @Red________ 9 개월 전 +690

      They should really start resisting. I have a yellow rain jacket for all my cows, sheep and pupper and harnesses for me, chickens and ducks. They are ashamed.

    • @moomoo-bv3ig
      @moomoo-bv3ig 9 개월 전 +160

      Works the same way with the police 💀

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 9 개월 전 +438

      This guy has clearly met this coyote before. Those were playful bites, and the Coyote doesn’t look threatened at all.

    • @gunther13mt
      @gunther13mt 9 개월 전 +144

      ​@Quinntus79 this is a domestic one she's a cutie and he has a page all about her and how they came to be. She lives with him

    • @mrparvezff5834
      @mrparvezff5834 9 개월 전

      It's really only white people who do these things.

  • @mikek860
    @mikek860 29 일 전 +121

    “You can tame anything as long as you don’t mind getting bit”
    Tim

  • @Mantequillaa_
    @Mantequillaa_ 개월 전 +326

    You’re very fortunate to have found one for free, usually around here they’re $3.99 plus tax

  • @mynamecausesconfusion9829
    @mynamecausesconfusion9829 9 개월 전 +17330

    "C'mere! Lemme be friends.. OUCH"
    This is how I socialize

    • @sniiiper3d645
      @sniiiper3d645 9 개월 전 +90

      In my experience I do the biting in the socialising😅

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 9 개월 전 +46

      it's because humans need larger cages than the wolves, it's ok I made that rookie mistake also

    • @kylebrooks8128
      @kylebrooks8128 9 개월 전 +6

      Best part of the whole video was that one statement hahaha

    • @ritzyfritzy5318
      @ritzyfritzy5318 9 개월 전 +18

      This is why I love the freaking comment section!

    • @juliahmueller9388
      @juliahmueller9388 9 개월 전 +6

      ​@@sniiiper3d645That's how me and my boyfriend have been together for almost 9 years, he's very chewy

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 년 전 +27757

    “Can we be friends?” I guarantee that was probably the first thing a human ever said to a canine.

    • @Talon18136
      @Talon18136 년 전 +353

      It’s a symbiotic relationship as with all domesticated animals

    • @carmengogeidnas9670
      @carmengogeidnas9670 년 전 +285

      The first words were probably 'IT'S A BABY! COME TO ME FUZZ MUFFIN!! Where is your Mom?? I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU!'

    • @tonyb7615
      @tonyb7615 년 전 +123

      The 1st canine was a wolf, so no...
      They became domesticated eating our scraps and using our fire to keep away the predators. And we only kept the friendly ones around so after 50 thousand years of selective breeding is why they are considered mans best friend.

    • @fireworksfanatics2777
      @fireworksfanatics2777 년 전 +65

      Followed closely by 'and do you like grilled mammoth too?'

    • @slang1517
      @slang1517 년 전 +53

      It was probably more like "ahhhh! My junk! They're biting off my junk! They're eating my junk while I'm alive and it hurts!" But your assumption is cute I guess.

  • @MM2xMiley
    @MM2xMiley 개월 전 +162

    The Coyote: “WTH YOU DOiNG TO ME IM THE ALPHA”

    • @Billious
      @Billious 개월 전 +9

      @MM2xMiley There’s no such thing as an alpha in canine society, the guy who invented that term recanted his theory when upon further research he found what he thought were the “Alphas” were just the older parents of the group and that packs were actually family groups.

    • @rapson158
      @rapson158 17 일 전 +3

      ​@@BilliousLions form groups of few males and a bunch of females and children, the strongest male becomes the leader of the entire group, aka the Alpha.
      Wolf packs might just be parents and their children but technically the parents ARE Alphas

    • @actuallyloveisbetter.3584
      @actuallyloveisbetter.3584 15 일 전 +1

      ​​​​@@Billious that's not entirely true. A wolf pack is certainly more communal than the theory previously thought. That being said, there is a leader in a pack. The leader wolf, or Alpha wolf, tends to rely on his pack for decisions. Ie : a wolf is scouting and the leader has the say whether they should pounce or leave. Typically, it's the most intelligent wolf on top, not the strongest. Basically, the one with the highest chance of survival. It's probably how we tamed wolves. It was an inherent social structure for them to follow the food, essentially.

    • @Gabbyandddog
      @Gabbyandddog 15 일 전

      @@rapson158wrong. Males like many other animal groups simply protect and move the pride. Prides are led by matriarchal lionesses.

    • @rickwilliams967
      @rickwilliams967 7 일 전

      ​@@Billiouspretty sure you're talking to a bot dude.

  • @jimmyoalfaro
    @jimmyoalfaro 7 일 전 +8

    We're all missing Steve Irwin🤣😹

  • @deez7829
    @deez7829 9 개월 전 +17489

    Humans looking for companions 14,000 years ago:

    • @yungbrat1786
      @yungbrat1786 9 개월 전 +97

      haha that made me laugh lol probz so true too

    • @shanezenmusic
      @shanezenmusic 9 개월 전 +82

      This is 100 times more adorable imagining this man as a fella from 14,000 years ago innocently walking up

    • @notreallydavid
      @notreallydavid 9 개월 전 +45

      Meanwhile, wolves are forming a line with their bowls outside the camp when meat's cooking on a fire.

    • @ov3rjoyed
      @ov3rjoyed 9 개월 전 +4

      Bro it’s 2023-

    • @notreallydavid
      @notreallydavid 9 개월 전 +34

      @@ov3rjoyed Some of us remember the old days.

  • @S13Silvia-317
    @S13Silvia-317 개월 전 +43

    He specifically said "OOOUUCH" 7 times, "HEEY" one time, and "WOOUUGH" 1 time also.

    • @robertfrisk6116
      @robertfrisk6116 18 시간 전 +1

      And look out😂😂 not to mention let me pet you a few times as well

  • @Zauriel92
    @Zauriel92 개월 전 +70

    Such a cute coyote

    • @user-ui1oe4tg5s
      @user-ui1oe4tg5s 26 일 전 +5

      Its his own "pet"! They know each other. He is his papa ❤

  • @Not.Soph938
    @Not.Soph938 년 전 +17563

    “Hey can we be friends? OUCH let me pet you! OUCH! let me pet you, OUCH!” The *sheer* determination to pet the forest pup

    • @grimm_satisfaction1292
      @grimm_satisfaction1292 년 전 +405

      This is how the first doggos were domesticated.

    • @oscar.p3214
      @oscar.p3214 년 전 +258

      This is how mankind discovered rabies

    • @user-kcrpine
      @user-kcrpine 년 전 +115

      Rabies came from mankind.
      We also gave leprosy to armadillos.

    • @SLV-Cr0w
      @SLV-Cr0w 년 전

      "OUCH! Let me pet you, you little fucker! AAAGGGHHH-"

    • @Altinget
      @Altinget 년 전 +165

      Very gentle bite. No blood, hand still intact. It was actually a "please don't pet me".

  • @icewaffles1
    @icewaffles1 3 개월 전 +14961

    Extroverted friend vs introverted friend

  • @ServantofBaal
    @ServantofBaal 13 일 전 +5

    "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU!?!"

  • @Xx-PRaYiNg_MANtIs-xX
    @Xx-PRaYiNg_MANtIs-xX 24 일 전 +7

    I think that he obviously already knew the Coyote because he is not ripping his hand off lmao ❤

  • @DirectorOfChaos9292
    @DirectorOfChaos9292 년 전 +7445

    To anyone saying "thats a wild coyote why is he getting up close with it?" That is Weave, he has raised her from a young age and she's a part of his family along with a pittbull and a raccoon. They all get along well

    • @JadeMythriil
      @JadeMythriil 년 전 +502

      Thanks for the constext. This popped up on my feed randomly and I was confused as to why he was petting a random coyote.

    • @davidhamilton6883
      @davidhamilton6883 년 전 +470

      That felt kinda obvious considering the coyote isnt trying to crucify him

    • @castleanthrax1833
      @castleanthrax1833 년 전 +301

      Thanks. I could tell that it wasn't biting "seriously", and I assumed they knew each other. A wild animal would've sunk its teeth deep into his hand, not just nipped like that.

    • @Tovek
      @Tovek 년 전 +39

      Cool. You could tell the Fox was comfortable around the guy.

    • @eveningjaguar
      @eveningjaguar 년 전 +113

      @@Tovek fox? lol

  • @AJRequiem0
    @AJRequiem0 4 개월 전 +17587

    "Paul, stop petting the coyote"
    "But it's friend-shaped!"

    • @jfrazz9729
      @jfrazz9729 4 개월 전 +70

      I need to remember this line 😹

    • @space2723
      @space2723 4 개월 전 +43

      friend shape is ball

    • @calanmcfadden1884
      @calanmcfadden1884 4 개월 전 +27

      That is how we got dogs right there sir

    • @The76532
      @The76532 4 개월 전 +65

      If not fren then why fren shaped?

    • @susanwakley
      @susanwakley 4 개월 전 +7

      ​@@calanmcfadden1884 Dogs came from wolves.

  • @thenightporter
    @thenightporter 12 일 전 +10

    Tim should do voiceovers for cartoons, like Calamity Sam. 😂

  • @awodako1799
    @awodako1799 22 일 전 +3

    How many times you watched this?
    Me: "let me pet you"

  • @FoxyGekkerson
    @FoxyGekkerson 년 전 +9361

    It’s amazing how coyotes look like the perfect midway point between foxes and wolves.

    • @mpkid5
      @mpkid5 년 전

      they are savages just like raccoons. their looks are exactly that, just looks. they will kill your pet or livestock without hesitation

    • @namewithheld7835
      @namewithheld7835 년 전 +154

      Foxes are just small wolves

    • @clareshaughnessy2745
      @clareshaughnessy2745 년 전 +77

      You’re right! Never thought about it before

    • @TheEarthRealm
      @TheEarthRealm 년 전 +35

      Omg, I was thinking the same exact thing. 😄

    • @BigBrotherTheWatcher1984
      @BigBrotherTheWatcher1984 년 전 +71

      More like jackals and wolves.

  • @bgpapa4178
    @bgpapa4178 6 개월 전 +10284

    "you're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later"

    • @A_Steam_User
      @A_Steam_User 6 개월 전 +38

      @@seanstevenson1668 with a lil calcium crunch

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy 6 개월 전 +28

      What is this from, I know I recognize it but I can’t remember 😭

    • @DatHoasi
      @DatHoasi 6 개월 전 +37

      @@Kingbimmy its Catbug from Bravest Warriors

    • @legionxfretensis1010
      @legionxfretensis1010 6 개월 전 +4

      :)

    • @naraku971
      @naraku971 6 개월 전 +4

      Bravest Warriors!

  • @Kluh__
    @Kluh__ 년 전 +8417

    I'm 99% sure my last words on this earth are gonna be, "Let me pet you. Let me be friends."

    • @lovessavingsjourney
      @lovessavingsjourney 년 전 +26

      😂😂😂😂

    • @GrubSlime
      @GrubSlime 년 전 +88

      Sees a large animal in the forest. "Imma pet it." How a lot of us would react but we really shouldn't.

    • @andypina4478
      @andypina4478 년 전 +20

      Let me guess... A bear?

    • @pastelnut027
      @pastelnut027 년 전 +52

      If not friend, then why friend shaped?

    • @jhonron-zv3de
      @jhonron-zv3de 년 전 +5

      they have a very very small bite force, so dying to one is rare and unlikely. You'd have to be trying hard to die, even against a pack of Coyote's, they're not smart.

  • @kmccarthy3760
    @kmccarthy3760 14 일 전 +5

    Beautiful animal indeed Thankyou ❤❤❤❤

  • @52ashland
    @52ashland 9 일 전 +1

    Weaves like Lmtfa dad can’t you see I’m busy. She’s such a beautiful song dog!!

  • @berticusmaximus8381
    @berticusmaximus8381 7 개월 전 +12412

    He didn't bite him hard because the dude is an ACME salesman and has delivered a new catapult.

    • @jaakkopontinen
      @jaakkopontinen 7 개월 전 +42

      :Dd yes, yes!

    • @freddie6307
      @freddie6307 7 개월 전 +164

      underrated comment 💀 soon we'll see this coyote flying over a canyon in a green acme wingsuit

    • @mikehawk4054
      @mikehawk4054 7 개월 전 +80

      And rocket powered roller skates.😂

    • @FTW523.
      @FTW523. 7 개월 전 +20

      Wil e

    • @kickinsmurfs423
      @kickinsmurfs423 7 개월 전 +22

      I'm f*cking dooone! 🤣 YES

  • @malekkhoudi926
    @malekkhoudi926 5 개월 전 +13786

    The Human urge to pet all things

  • @TheCrimsonRevenger
    @TheCrimsonRevenger 11 일 전 +1

    Bro just wants a free forest puppy. I feel that in my soul.

  • @NebulousArray
    @NebulousArray 3 일 전 +2

    She is saying "SIR! THIS IS A CONSTRUCTION ZONE! PLEASE STOP HARASSING ME DURING WORK HOURS!"

  • @billt8504
    @billt8504 년 전 +4911

    Weeks later his doctor told his grieving widow "still not sure where he got rabies."

    • @crppledizzle9374
      @crppledizzle9374 년 전

      Rabies takes like, half a year to kill you lmao

    • @ecstaticpenguin768
      @ecstaticpenguin768 년 전

      And she went silent, recalling the night she didn't come home because she went home with a raccoon she met at the bar.

    • @ALLENNEWLIN1979
      @ALLENNEWLIN1979 년 전 +122

      It was the canine herpes that puzzled his physicians 😅

    • @CarsandBikes
      @CarsandBikes 년 전 +42

      Only one race of people that would do this on purpose

    • @lanceallen9875
      @lanceallen9875 년 전 +46

      That coyote obviously didn’t have rabies

  • @WikkeSchrandt
    @WikkeSchrandt 10 개월 전 +24552

    These two know each other for sure: the coyote wasn't aggressive, and the man wasn't afraid of rabies.

    • @OobieV2
      @OobieV2 10 개월 전 +423

      first thing thing i thought 2

    • @nikkowood7465
      @nikkowood7465 10 개월 전 +808

      Yeah haha He keeps the coyote and also a racoon. His content is really entertaining. His dog and the coyote will play together and stuff

    • @FirstNameJ0hn
      @FirstNameJ0hn 9 개월 전

      Maybe he’s just stupid? 🤷

    • @HeyShotgun
      @HeyShotgun 9 개월 전 +253

      He got it vaccinated as a pup for everything .

    • @ImWithMe
      @ImWithMe 9 개월 전 +20

      Nooo really??

  • @HenryJohnson-sx3kx
    @HenryJohnson-sx3kx 13 일 전 +2

    the coyote is adorable 😂❤

  • @srvshkmr336
    @srvshkmr336 17 일 전 +2

    Homan: free pet
    Coyote: free lunch.

  • @BlinkinFirefly
    @BlinkinFirefly 10 개월 전 +8147

    To newbies, they are longtime friends pretending to be frenemies

    • @SeanNyte
      @SeanNyte 10 개월 전 +397

      I just had to explain that to a friend who thought that he was literally trying to pet a wild Coyote... I had to point out the fact that you can tell the Coyote is play biting him... Cause there's no way he would have been able to get that close to a truly wild Coyote and it not be acting completely aggressive and trying to tear him up....

    • @jaxonplaysgames552
      @jaxonplaysgames552 10 개월 전 +144

      yeah, the coyote is doing no harm to him, which, by the fact his teeth look pretty sharp, means he is intentionally holding back his strength to not hurt him. meanwhile, if he really did feel threatened, he could probably really rip that hand up

    • @SeanNyte
      @SeanNyte 10 개월 전 +83

      @@jaxonplaysgames552 .... Exactly, mate... Those things are sharp... You can tell by the first few seconds that they know each other well... I mean the BIGGEST Subtle Hint would be the fact that the Coyote has a name and its own hashtag... # WeaveTheCoyote

    • @lynnsintention5722
      @lynnsintention5722 10 개월 전 +31

      That was clear as the bites did not break the skin

    • @stupiddumbidiot4624
      @stupiddumbidiot4624 10 개월 전 +1

      Ok thank god

  • @Skabloink
    @Skabloink 7 개월 전 +15251

    “Let me pet you”
    “OW”
    “… let me pet you”
    😂

    • @vendogg
      @vendogg 7 개월 전 +140

      Homer Simpson

    • @ClonserHalphalive
      @ClonserHalphalive 7 개월 전 +84

      Vaas: Have I ever told you the definition of "insanity"...?

    • @ATG913
      @ATG913 7 개월 전 +81

      The human condition.

    • @ndsntmttr
      @ndsntmttr 7 개월 전

      The united states military is using technology and manpower to protect deviant sadistic Child SAers that are misusing their access to advanced tools to spy on, harass, and forcibly SA children.This sometimes follows them into adulthood. Children that are still too young to know that what they are seeing is not normal are being exposed to disgusting deviant content that is forcibly shown to them by hacking their devices. Many victims may not even know they have been targeted by this, because the majority of the actual SA happens when they are slipped something that incapacitates them or they are asleep, the only reason they might know is because the perpetrator may leave behind physical evidence, like bruises, scratches, or bodily fluids. If a victim discovers what has happened to them these worms will misuse equipment and manpower to stalk, shame, mock, and generally try to make the lives of the people affected by this as hellish as possible both offline and online. They follow victims in person and try to intimidate or harass them. They generally use different people who act as though they aren't affiliated with each other and don't do anything they can be arrested for at the time of the harassment. They think they can shame and mock their victims into silence because some of what happens is coerced. These are depraved cowards that gather in groups to harass solitary women and children just to protect deviant SAers. They harass the victims to try to instigate a violent reaction that they can be locked up for. This is a strategy they have used for decades against enemies in different contexts, only the child SAers use it to try to get rid of victims using advanced military technology like weaponized AI

    • @Mrturtlestomps
      @Mrturtlestomps 7 개월 전 +7

      That’s literally all that’s said in the video, are you develope mentally delayed?

  • @crystalclearchaos5387
    @crystalclearchaos5387 17 일 전 +2

    Me in the woods trying to pet all the critters: LET ME PET YOU!!!

  • @Truck_Kun_Driver
    @Truck_Kun_Driver 14 일 전 +3

    "can we be friends"
    That's it brothers

  • @zacharyrollick6169
    @zacharyrollick6169 년 전 +27563

    They don't want you to know this, but the dogs in the forest are free.

  • @rmg480
    @rmg480 년 전 +9415

    Dude's the literal representation of "if not frend, then why frend shaped?".

    • @staceyb227
      @staceyb227 년 전 +86

      Omg right.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 년 전 +231

      The best thing about humans is that the frend shape is always apex predator

    • @olsenfernandes3634
      @olsenfernandes3634 년 전 +35

      ​@@BierBart12 Me: _Looks at pika_
      Nah, not always

    • @neebling
      @neebling 년 전 +102

      If not want pats, why made for pats?

    • @dasquid7216
      @dasquid7216 년 전 +6

      @@BierBart12 Fr💀😭

  • @nattananchunbunluesook8474

    That one friend that has no survival instinct:

  • @aaronboyle6946
    @aaronboyle6946 12 일 전 +2

    "Come here let me pet you"
    "Ouch" ☺

  • @coco3584
    @coco3584 8 개월 전 +8387

    the indomitable human spirit to pet anything that moves

    • @kemararewi7671
      @kemararewi7671 7 개월 전 +19

      W2ww

    • @Mary-Ann_B_Mabaet
      @Mary-Ann_B_Mabaet 7 개월 전 +153

      Agreed. So goes the saying:
      _Anything is a petting zoo if you're brave enough_

    • @damien81981
      @damien81981 7 개월 전 +35

      they are so fuzzy 😢

    • @onezachyboi635
      @onezachyboi635 7 개월 전 +34

      Me who had to go to the er after trying to pet raccoon

    • @mixednarwhal
      @mixednarwhal 7 개월 전 +13

      "You rubbed the cheese down like a beloved pet"

  • @myragekelly4528
    @myragekelly4528 년 전 +19978

    He definitely knows this coyote and it knows him. Please do not attempt this at home. You may be in for a rude awakening.😂

    • @MrLeiduowen
      @MrLeiduowen 년 전 +383

      Haha, we don't keep coyotes at home 🤣

    • @user-ge5qe4dm1l
      @user-ge5qe4dm1l 년 전 +267

      That's putting it mildly

    • @ericahartmann9726
      @ericahartmann9726 년 전 +31

      Hehehe! Oh, there you are again!?

    • @upsidedownpyramid7617
      @upsidedownpyramid7617 년 전 +327

      A coyote is likely to run away before you get close, they aren't all that dangerous unless they are rabid

    • @millzroe23
      @millzroe23 년 전 +74

      Even if that’s true wtf is wrong with this guy the coyote obviously don’t fuck with him 😂it am I wrong here

  • @okk..00
    @okk..00 28 일 전 +2

    “hey little coyte! 😄”
    “OUWWCH 😡😡😡”
    “can we be friends? can we b- EEOUWCH!! 😠”

  • @user-qd6nu6lc7z
    @user-qd6nu6lc7z 2 일 전 +2

    Coyote: okay you can keep me

  • @itz_liapooh
    @itz_liapooh 3 개월 전 +9487

    " let me pet you... OUCH... Let me pet you .. Come here can we be friends? .. OUCHHHHH" LMFAOAOOAOA FUNNY ASF

    • @S_SF_290
      @S_SF_290 3 개월 전 +15

      3.2k likes but no replies? Let me fix that..

    • @Oi_bruv_
      @Oi_bruv_ 3 개월 전 +13

      He looked so soft and cute

    • @S_SF_290
      @S_SF_290 3 개월 전 +10

      @@Oi_bruv_ lol fr

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 3 개월 전 +1

      The coyote pup is like "Bitch im relaxing and you're bothering me , walk away or get these teeth"

    • @meanwolverine4573
      @meanwolverine4573 3 개월 전 +5

      Coy-boy thinks a squatch is trying to drag him out and smash him! "They" don't like canines at all...

  • @factsoverfeelings7828
    @factsoverfeelings7828 2 개월 전 +6286

    Coyote: What's this? Affection? Disgusting! Give me more.

  • @DevilishBeaver0
    @DevilishBeaver0 13 일 전 +1

    He was playing lol, you can see hes really calm and happy when he goes out the den at the end

  • @Jroc3578
    @Jroc3578 8 일 전

    I remember at probably 11yrs old my friend taking me into this farmers property on a superbowl Sunday. I remember wanting to be home in time for commercials. He was showing me a coyote den but I didn't really understand it. Minutes later a storm came up and our hair was literally standing up like being at the magic house. Yeah I'm from St. Louis 😂

  • @TSMCrypto
    @TSMCrypto 11 개월 전 +7451

    For those obviously unaware, this is the mans pet coyote

  • @nicowokeuplikethis9145

    That one guy's decision thousands of years ago to pet an animals has been a real game changer.

    • @nyx6508
      @nyx6508 년 전 +119

      the real mvp.

    • @horizontide568
      @horizontide568 년 전 +18

      I lol fr 😂

    • @memecrider3585
      @memecrider3585 년 전 +6

      @D0ctorf0ster wait how is he lying?

    • @Saikoes
      @Saikoes 년 전

      ​@D0ctorf0ster u can be lost before deez nuts

    • @gameinsane4718
      @gameinsane4718 년 전 +16

      @D0ctorf0ster I mean there’s a tree that disproves the flood so maybe you’re the lost person here?

  • @NyarlathotepCrawlingChaos

    Human: “Love and affection?”
    Coyote: “Nah, I’m good.”
    Human: “It wasn’t f@€%ing optional!”

  • @user-zi9qw1lf9w
    @user-zi9qw1lf9w 개월 전 +4

    That Coyote Is So Cute❤

  • @user-qu5ei3jx1j
    @user-qu5ei3jx1j 6 개월 전 +15701

    That coyote knows him 100 percent, those were completely non aggressive bites and posture

  • @fulcrumsee5968
    @fulcrumsee5968 3 개월 전 +16222

    That coyote definitely knows him and is tamed

    • @jacobmoss6830
      @jacobmoss6830 3 개월 전 +948

      Like I 100% know that, but this is still adorable.

    • @rosiesadventures9789
      @rosiesadventures9789 3 개월 전 +291

      Yes this is "Weave"

    • @ill-decide-later
      @ill-decide-later 3 개월 전 +316

      Yes obviously, but he didn't say the coyote wasn't tamed. he has multiple videos with the coyote.

    • @riyadh_reprise
      @riyadh_reprise 3 개월 전 +64

      did you figure that all out on your own?

    • @fulcrumsee5968
      @fulcrumsee5968 3 개월 전 +128

      @@riyadh_reprise I'm surprised that you have the intelligence to make such a snarky comment considering your father is also your uncle

  • @stephenspooner2572
    @stephenspooner2572 개월 전 +3

    Coyote: Dont go outside guys there's a nutter trying to pet us.

  • @sombernights
    @sombernights 8 일 전 +1

    Our Australian Shepherd does the exact same thing every time.

  • @alinzzzzz
    @alinzzzzz 7 개월 전 +21429

    "Let's be friends!"
    **dies from rabies**

    • @travisv9354
      @travisv9354 7 개월 전 +173

      lmmfao

    • @SkriLLex22525
      @SkriLLex22525 7 개월 전 +56

      @@travisv9354 fr

    • @ms_valo
      @ms_valo 7 개월 전 +34

      😂😂

    • @necroside0077
      @necroside0077 7 개월 전 +295

      The guy knows this coyote and the rabies were eradicated from canins a long time ago, but your comment is still funny😂

    • @aquaviii
      @aquaviii 7 개월 전 +57

      "Owww ouch let me pet you" 😂😂😂

  • @elroyjenquist610
    @elroyjenquist610 11 개월 전 +26657

    "Let me pet you... ouch!!" I have this exact conversation with my cat at least once a week.

    • @jj-ce8bb
      @jj-ce8bb 11 개월 전 +149

      Once in a while me and one of mine has this too

    • @ItsAustin18
      @ItsAustin18 11 개월 전 +32

      🤣

    • @robml2587
      @robml2587 11 개월 전 +15

      😅

    • @ItsAustin18
      @ItsAustin18 11 개월 전 +98

      @Anon O’Mous why do some humans treat animals that way?

    • @elroyjenquist610
      @elroyjenquist610 11 개월 전 +74

      @Anon O’Mous Most of the time he gives little headbutts and lays across my lap purring.

  • @DPugh
    @DPugh 개월 전 +2

    Coyote said "If I gotta come up out this hole!"

  • @beau8389
    @beau8389 18 일 전 +2

    Coyote: Move I’m digging a hole

  • @angelariffecrabtree2128

    That have to really be friends cause that's the calmest coyote I've ever seen. Coyote just giving him love bites.

    • @jt101c
      @jt101c 년 전 +148

      When I was a kid I took out my hot rod engine for its first test ride and I thought I was being chased by a dog but it could kinda keep up. I’ve never seen a wolf or a pack before but they remind u they’re out there every night

    • @isonlynameleft
      @isonlynameleft 년 전 +253

      Yeah if you tried to do that to a wild coyote you'd be missing some fingers.

    • @johnnyluke3937
      @johnnyluke3937 년 전 +142

      @@isonlynameleft seen a coyote rip a rabbit in 3 pieces in 6 seconds before taking the leg off to the forest

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 년 전 +7

      ​@@jt101c wow

    • @Period-mw8fw
      @Period-mw8fw 년 전 +6

      Yea I thought that too

  • @ladysilverwynde
    @ladysilverwynde 7 개월 전 +2417

    Coyote: *bites*
    Me: Still calmer and gentler than the average chihuahua...

    • @collinsfamily6819
      @collinsfamily6819 7 개월 전 +15

      Facts.

    • @nunocampea2395
      @nunocampea2395 6 개월 전 +61

      if chihuahuas had bodies and size like wolfs they would be a top predator

    • @timexyemerald6290
      @timexyemerald6290 6 개월 전 +39

      @@nunocampea2395 no. they would be shot to death and considered most violent dog breed that should be systematically wiped out for human safety.
      also being bigger doesn't mean its gonna compete well agains already big dogs. its legs would still be proportionally really short and its head and body would be stumpy. it would not have as strong of a bite as other dogs in similar size due to atrophied snout and it would be more like Hyper violent bulldog with weaker bite. it would not be on the slower side in terms of running too.

    • @nunocampea2395
      @nunocampea2395 6 개월 전 +15

      @@timexyemerald6290 i meant like a Wolf with the fury and temper of a chihuahua, it would a terrifying combination that, has you sayed would be shot in sight

    • @Trgn
      @Trgn 6 개월 전 +13

      Chihuahuas are aggresive af

  • @user-xz2dk8vl6f
    @user-xz2dk8vl6f 13 일 전 +2

    The dog says " just go " in 100 languages ☠️☠️

  • @mr.passionfruit1958
    @mr.passionfruit1958 개월 전 +1

    “Ouch”
    - coyote barely taps his teeth on him.

  • @tam8479
    @tam8479 6 개월 전 +3085

    "Let me pet you. Ouch! Oooouch"...and he kept doing it😂😂😂

  • @petergant-oz9fy
    @petergant-oz9fy 년 전 +4304

    "Hey, quit feelin' on my ass, dude!", I don't know you THAT well!

  • @Shojohn11
    @Shojohn11 개월 전 +1

    Coyote is like get the f*** out of here I'm trying to dig for a meal

  • @Lilypadsthoughts
    @Lilypadsthoughts 개월 전 +1

    Why is it always the cutest animals, that look so soft, that want to bite us 😭

  • @allteair3391
    @allteair3391 년 전 +3008

    The definition of being aggressively affectionate "LET ME PET YOU,LET'S BE FRIENDS "

    • @youwalrus123
      @youwalrus123 년 전 +31

      I want to shake your hand!

    • @sodapopcowboy8620
      @sodapopcowboy8620 년 전 +20

      *blocks exit* lemme pet!

    • @wolfe773
      @wolfe773 년 전 +3

      Another version of the guy that 'REALLY' wants to shake your hand

    • @tonitigre
      @tonitigre 년 전 +1

      The kid at the reunion that thinks everything is sweet now.

    • @jameslahey9504
      @jameslahey9504 년 전

      ​@@youwalrus123 fucker, you stole my comment😂😂

  • @Maratha382
    @Maratha382 11 개월 전 +8865

    He doesn’t fear rabies.
    Rabies fears him.

  • @chaoswarriorx4411
    @chaoswarriorx4411 개월 전 +2

    The way he says ouch is so funny to me

  • @GeovannyLoaisiga1143
    @GeovannyLoaisiga1143 16 일 전 +2

    It’s funny even when you try to help dogs get out of a place they are stuck in, they still try to bite your hand

  • @anderto4
    @anderto4 9 개월 전 +7965

    "Let me pet you... OUCH"
    famous last words

  • @t0nito
    @t0nito 11 개월 전 +6099

    Let's all just pretend that's a wild coyote that has never interacted with that man before...

    • @MsDawnKeyballs
      @MsDawnKeyballs 11 개월 전 +122

      It's his pet

    • @jltaco85
      @jltaco85 11 개월 전 +1

      ​@@MsDawnKeyballs No shit sherlock!!

    • @og-big-shepherd4468
      @og-big-shepherd4468 11 개월 전 +143

      Coyote thinking:
      "This is strange...most hoomans either shoot at us from far away or run. This hooman walks up and gives me butt scratches!

    • @SkepticSloth
      @SkepticSloth 11 개월 전 +81

      I hope nobody is stupid enough to think that. He has tons of videos playing with it.

    • @gkd34
      @gkd34 11 개월 전 +18

      He never said it was

  • @waddledeeboi9975
    @waddledeeboi9975 개월 전 +2

    "Wait... are you NOT trying to hurt me?"

  • @bibleboywonder5547
    @bibleboywonder5547 25 일 전 +1

    Like petting a cactus… surprisingly unpleasant and a learning experience 🤣🤣🤣

  • @menospeakwelsh
    @menospeakwelsh 년 전 +17174

    I love how he doesn't try to actually injure you. It's just his way of saying "Fuck off!".

    • @pamelawise1203
      @pamelawise1203 년 전 +730

      His way of playing with its owner 😅

    • @tigertoxins584
      @tigertoxins584 년 전 +90

      kinda looks like it has rabies

    • @queensavoldi9705
      @queensavoldi9705 년 전 +377

      ​@tigertoxins584 being a troll must be your usual costume, cause you wear it well

    • @sirbeef1714
      @sirbeef1714 년 전 +418

      @@tigertoxins584 nah cuz then he’d bite a lot harder

    • @seedy-TV
      @seedy-TV 년 전 +172

      It's domesticated

  • @Cardboardangele
    @Cardboardangele 5 개월 전 +11309

    If not friend, why friend shaped?!

    • @-axiis._untamed-
      @-axiis._untamed- 5 개월 전 +203

      Why friend shaped so skrunkly if not skrunkly??? :(

    • @ZeSpy69
      @ZeSpy69 5 개월 전 +132

      Why friend is bite?

    • @ALookInto587
      @ALookInto587 5 개월 전 +79

      Exactly what I think when I see bears.

    • @mrblackkai
      @mrblackkai 5 개월 전 +39

      Yes, this. I live in the city so no wild canines for me but whenever I see a dog I am like "Friend!" and regress into a kid.

    • @Blunderbuss-dm2zc
      @Blunderbuss-dm2zc 5 개월 전 +5

      420th like. Nice

  • @MD55793
    @MD55793 20 일 전 +1

    "Get away hooman! Nevermind. You're chill."

  • @robohg9917
    @robohg9917 개월 전 +2

    They're so beautiful

  • @settemorri2398
    @settemorri2398 년 전 +5557

    I love how the un-domesticated animals are cuter than domesticated ones.

    • @snipertf2204
      @snipertf2204 년 전 +46

      fax like wtf god why you gotta do that

    • @undergravitydownforce714
      @undergravitydownforce714 년 전 +153

      @@snipertf2204 nah it was us this time, we started making certain dogs breed with only certain other ones and that is how the pug was made and it looks ugly and cant breath

    • @The_handsomeElbow8
      @The_handsomeElbow8 년 전 +13

      Famous last words

    • @calebholzheuser9389
      @calebholzheuser9389 년 전 +17

      This animal is domesticated….

    • @pride4809
      @pride4809 년 전 +8

      @@calebholzheuser9389 he isn’t they can’t be domesticated but yea it clearly familiar with him but you are wrong if u think wild animals can be domesticated some people keep Tigers and other big wild animals as pets but they aren’t domestic just tame

  • @shannonly23
    @shannonly23 년 전 +11471

    Clearly he knows that dude. Nobody just sticks their hand in a coyotes face.

  • @fukyoutube-
    @fukyoutube- 26 일 전 +1

    I feel this is how humans interacted with dogs and cats. Granted we learned the bigger the cat the less chance of friend. Still humans are working animals to live with them and i love it

  • @floofer9954
    @floofer9954 년 전 +1917

    "No petting during my work hours" - weave

  • @RashaKahn
    @RashaKahn 11 개월 전 +2494

    This man was last seen trying to pet a bear in the woods.

  • @Richard-iv3ii
    @Richard-iv3ii 일 전 +1

    I've seen my puppy dig a trench for 15 minutes straight before realizing the mole probably ran off 15 minutes ago. She looks like she has been digging there for 2 days.

  • @the_dark3094
    @the_dark3094 18 일 전 +1

    He is like: Let me in pece to work!

  • @ernestb4473
    @ernestb4473 년 전 +17849

    You gotta be extra careful when encountering a coyote. No matter how friendly it may seem to be, it will drop an anvil or boulder on you in a heartbeat.

  • @MrThemelloman
    @MrThemelloman 년 전 +3046

    Bro I've never seen something be so gentle about not wanting to be touched😂

  • @itztheurge
    @itztheurge 개월 전 +1

    "I WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND! I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND! LET ME SHAKE YOUR HAND!"

  • @joebob3875
    @joebob3875 6 일 전

    My German Shepard does that, he gets so excited that he starts biting my hand softly. When I come home he’s so happy to see me that he’s shaking his entire body instead of his tail lmao

  • @ShadowDemon_4
    @ShadowDemon_4 년 전 +5752

    I can tell they are already friends. Something about how gentle and playful they're both being.

    • @Landoni25
      @Landoni25 년 전 +293

      He had already established a connection/contact. You can tell by how unafraid the coyote is.

    • @calebshotsauce
      @calebshotsauce 년 전 +45

      I can see it now there totally bros

    • @joshhardy5646
      @joshhardy5646 년 전 +150

      A real wild coyote would tear his hand off

    • @highpol1ce
      @highpol1ce 년 전 +43

      No way... You are telling me that's not a full wild coyote?...

    • @calebshotsauce
      @calebshotsauce 년 전 +3

      @@joshhardy5646 fr

  • @vengeful_beemoe8655
    @vengeful_beemoe8655 년 전 +6462

    Man was found 3 days later foaming at the mouth, mumbling the words incoherently let me pet you.

  • @Phoebe5448
    @Phoebe5448 3 시간 전

    This guy has the best accent ever. I love it.

  • @NewerSwagger-gp3hj

    He has to have a talk with the "yoink" Guy from Florida!😂😂😂😂

  • @3ftninja132
    @3ftninja132 년 전 +3415

    The most patient animal ever.

    • @steel8231
      @steel8231 년 전 +106

      coyotes are pretty used to humans as far as wild animals go, he's probably been around this particular one a lot since he knew where it was and it didn't run long before he got there, because it absolutely heard him coming.

    • @Diseaseisreversible
      @Diseaseisreversible 년 전 +44

      @@steel8231 it’s his coyote lol

    • @darialomurno05
      @darialomurno05 년 전 +75

      From the way he bites I can tell he met this man multiple times before
      He was just playing

    • @Cloud-dk4vz
      @Cloud-dk4vz 년 전 +13

      @@steel8231 You really think this is a Wild Animal? i can just LOL over you

    • @Diseaseisreversible
      @Diseaseisreversible 년 전

      @@Cloud-dk4vz I know right lol