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- 게시일 2020. 10. 25.
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ass-duff-moo-vee-thur-teen - More asdfmovie! • asdfmovie
Animated by Ben ‘Wonchop’ Smallman (@Wonchop) asdfmovie merch (tomskashop.com)
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell (@TomSka)
Co-Written by Eddie ‘Eddache’ Bowley (@eddache)
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton (@LilDeuceDeuce)
With Alto Sax by Chris Carlier (linktr.ee/carliermusic)
Featuring Chris Alex ( / filmcow_chris )
Chris Bingham ( / helloiambing )
Anna 'BrizzyVoices' Brisbin (@brizzyvoices)
Chloe ‘ScarfDemon’ Dungate (@ScarfDemon)
Brian David Gilbert (@briandavidgilbert)
Stefan Johnson ( / s_johnson_voice )
Daniel J Layton (@DanLayton)
Phil 'AmazingPhil' Lester (@AmazingPhil)
and Rik Bowley ( / rikbowley )
Secondary Channel (@TomSkaAndFriends)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska ) - 코미디
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“What kind of Dog is he?”
“He’s French”
“Wœff”
I see you like Mha as well
You copied me.
@@StephenPeoplePerson when did you made it
@@StephenPeoplePerson I never saw your comment even if I did welcome to the Internet where originally is as rare as water during a drought
Wœff
"Aww, what kind of dog is he?"
"He's French."
*_W o e u f f._*
wef
Ouaf.
i didnt get that one can someone explain ?
@Mario Warren how to delete other ppl's comments
@@flolower5656 the dog has a french accent, hence the "woeuff"
You can tell hundreds of years passed since the first asdfmovie. Noses used to be outlawed in that universe, punishable by death even, and so much time has passed, nobody really remembers what a nose is anymore. The old joke, however, still remained, showing perfectly how humans cling onto outdated, irrelevant traditions that they no longer even understand.
im 14 and this is deep
"That's my boy."
"No, my boy!"
"Father help!"
My side went into orbit just as fast as the boy.
That where the meme come from
That where the meme came from
I wonder if your side said hello to the sun while it was orbiting.
Your side: THEMOPPER, HELP!
@@Fr0staX Wonderful response.
“Ill come back later”
Remember no one can legally kill you if you just say no
Kevorkian learned the hard way that sometimes, legally speaking, yes doesn't even mean yes.
*C O N S E N T*
@@sidharthvivek5095 indeed😤
I was hereeeee
Me: "Aight I think I've stayed up for too long, I should go to bed"
TomSka: "Drops asdfmovie 13"
Me: "Sleep who?"
(disappointed Freddy Krueger noises)
whos sleep...
wheres sleep...
whats sleep...
why sleep...
Exactly
It 2:00 am for me
@@josephreeves4044 sleep tiem
"That's my boy."
"No, my boy!"
still gets me to this day.
I had no idea that this is where "farther help" came from it made me laugh louder than I probably should've.
@@aaronprice1497 father*
FATHER HELP
Honestly, the "what's a nose" joke would've been perfect for the final asdfmovie now that I think of it
"Are you ready to die?"
"No"
"Then I'll come back later"
*Professionals have standards*
Don't read my name.
Soz for begging
Be polite
@@ZeroHDD be efficient
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
"come out with your hands up"
"I'm gay!"
God this is hilarious, but the fact that it's phil made me laugh even more
It's perfect
As a lesbian i can laugh at this hehehehe
These asdfmovies haven't changed at all
As a helicopter I can hover over this!
I loved that joke
1:07 This is probably my favourite skit in this video.
People really are different, i found it very mediocore
@@HunterTheHero fucking dies
This is my fave 1:45
Same
I don't know about you guys but I still genuinely laugh at these. I honestly don't think they'll ever get old to me
Same. I may not laugh historically like as a kid but I miss it. I’m sorry I need a moment I need a moment 😢
May they never grow old!
Videos grow old. But, it never gets old.
“I love you”
“I have a ✨boyfriend✨”
*proceeds to break all laws of physics and smash the sound barrier*
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"
":D I'm gay!"
10/10
I dont get it
@@Nicu-vy3gm he came out! He’s gay!
Now, that was a great one.
Coming out as gay
Well, coming out like come out of the metaphorical closet
I've always wondered what the context of the "Father help!" audio was.
Way better than I expected
"thats my boy!"
*kid kicks it to the moon*
"NO MY BOY!"
"FATHER HELP."
0:56
"Come out with your hands up!"
"I'm gay."
The fact that it was Phil made it 10 times better.
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That's something i would do
@@fuckmyass5114 sir, this is a Wendy’s
@@wilyentity2126 No. This is Patrick.
@@wilyentity2126 I thought this was Sparta
*"What's a nose?"*
Good God...we've come full circle...
True man very, very true.
That also sounded like Bing
this meant something
"What's a nose?" is what I ask when I'm drawing
@@Ju1c3b4by OMG... Also fingers..
“Come out with you hands up” “I’m gay!” Being voiced by Phil is great 🥰
0:33
"Where do babies come from?"
"Baby gun!"
Me: Someone give this person a gold medal.
"Are you ready to die?"
"No."
"Then I'll come back later."
Well boys we did it, murder is no more.
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@@markmavis8340 Why, oh why, did I click the link?
@@fruitysourlemons bruh you made me click the link,i blame you muffin head
My friends: Why must you comment?
Me: It is my duty sir!
فيروزيات
“What kind of dog is he?”
“He’s French.”
*”Wœf.”*
Jiff
ouif
1:24
1:27
“Worth”
Waff
0:56
"That's my boy!"
"No my boy!"
"Father, help!!!"
0:38 is my favorite
"Hey, Mr Goose, whatcha doing with that noose?"
[neck snap + goose honk] [gasp]
The goose committed suicide.
@@kaseyleitchnextgen3281 I KNOW. Jesus.
"Got your nose!"
*my immediately response:
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
Bang bang
You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee...
@@davidhong1934
- please don’t kill me
tie: *diabolic laugh*
@@el_tio_walala *presses button* *button does nothing* Hm.
This just blew my mind! They got no nose
1:08
ITS HIM, ITS THE DO THE FLOP GUY
MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER!
0:34 is probably my favorite moment in any ASDF movie just because it sums up TomSka's entire oeuvre in 3 seconds.
"Got your nose!"
"What's a nose?"
"I.. don't know...."
*The cycle begins anew*
No, this is the one which breaks the cycle. They finally realise the flaw in the joke, freeing them from this infinite comedic hell, in which their lives are jokes for other’s enjoyment. They experience death and pain only for it to be repeated over and over again. Those two, have freed them all.
Mr Popo
@@kelekona5459 now the others must break free aswell. What if the trains kid doesn't actually like trains but it was a trauma caused by a train that made him like trains
Look Out he got a nose
As much as I love this series, I genuinely hope this is the last joke in the asdf series, as it would allow the series to come full circle, finally ending it. I feel like it’s the perfect ending, and the canon one in my eyes.
asdfmovie: **came back**
Me: *My life has been balanced*
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@@markmavis8340 why must you fail me so often
@@markmavis8340 yeesh
@@markmavis8340 I- what excuse me
I cried
0:22 “Come out with your hands up!”
“I’m gay! :D”
*dies of laughter*
0:10 Angel Dust's first word:
My Hazbin Hotel obsession has taken over my soul
YOU'VE GOT TOO MANY LEGS, SPIDER!
“Are you ready to die?”
“No”
“Then I’ll come back later!”
Behold, *survival in a nutshell.*
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@@markmavis8340 thats a video of SpongeBob humping Mr krabs
Some people don't know this, but a person cannot legally kill you without your consent, so you can just say no.
Canadians in a nutshell
Ok
The “got your nose”, THE FIRST JOKE FROM THE FIRST ASDFMOVIE COMING BACK, makes me happy
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YES I foamed at that part
no
Same.
if it’s the first of the first and it’s the last of this one does this mean asdf 13 is the last
Father: thats my boy, no my boy!
Ball: FATHER HELP!
0:57
Phil Lester sent me here on a nostalgic trip
Same
asdfmovie 13: *exists*
Everyone: *asdf movie 14. Right now.*
Hi
pe
true
right
HUGGING
*NOW*
HOLY SHOOT THIS BLEW UP
"Are you ready to die?"
"No"
"Then I'll come back later"
Even professionals have standards...
I’m not a crazed gunman dad
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@@thereuploader9990 Yes, officer. That's him.
Be polite, be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone you meet
And as a professional he must keep his word and come back eventually
I just now realize this one has a lot of jokes about babies and cute things, kind of like how Asdfmovie7 had a lot of -suic- seppuku jokes.
“The Goose Noose” song is probably the most funniest darkest song I have ever heard.
"Thats my boy."
"No, my boy!"
"FATHER HELP!"
Father: "Oh well he never *Stood* a chance."
XD
Maybe the best sketch yet
That and the one after are my favourites
Ok
2008:
“Got your nose!”
Police: “LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE.”
12 years later:
“Got your nose!”
What’s a nose?...
I don’t know?
I don’t nose
No one nose
@@inkpoint07 lol
I don’t nose anywhere
I don’t nose what is a nose
The " father help!" Gets me every time 😭 🤣
The way he says “Father Help!” will forever be funny 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Are you ready to _Die?"_
"No"
"Then il come back later"
William afton I always come back...
“Got your nose!”
“What’s... a nose?”
*EXESTENCIAL* *CRISIS* *ALERT*
*EMERGENCY MEETING*
*Vsauce's theme starts playing*
I dont NoSe
It ends where it began, with a “got your nose”
@@PorkyPik *seinfield* *theme* *starts* *playing*
this series is the original "never let them know your next move"
“NO MY BOY!”
“father help”
IM DYING
“Aren’t you finished with asdfmovie?”
TomSka: *Well, yes. But actually, no.*
Why did I here toms voice
@@dudewholikescheese7892 he meant channel i think
he uh, has another channel lmao, basically uploads every day
Only on the inside.
*Late 2000s Sad Violin Meme Plays*
lol
"Got ur nose"
*IT HAS GONE FULL CIRCLE*
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Ah, the nostalgia
@@linkdave7552 WTF LMAO
What’s a nose
1:07 This is genuinely one of my favorite characters, I love seeing DJ Flop so much
Personal headcanon: That ball that was that guy's son in the "that's my boy" bit grew up to be the ball that gets kids to chase him into the street where they get hit by cars.
Counterpoint: that ball becomes bal man.
And thus, a familiar sight was seen through the tradgedy of that fated year. All who saw it were pleased.
Another puff i see >:)
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Tagedy
eh.
“Aw, what kind of dog is he?”
“Russian.”
“гав.”
',:)
Нет блин МЯУ
Гав.
@@nozitub_skeleton о,я нашла русскоговорящих)
NOICE
0:56 I quote this all the time
“FATHER HELP” sounds just like archer/bob’s burger
"Are you ready to die?"
"No"
"Then i'll come back later..."
Be like Serial Killer Man...Consent is key...
i read this comment when that audio played lmao
Brought to you in part by Henry Crabgrass
if only it were that easy
they can't legally kill you without consent
Tomska: *makes a new asdfmovie*
Literally everyone: *WHO SUMMONS THE ANCIENT ONES*
a
b
c
d
e
"Whats for dinner!?" Pulls out gun "My favorite"
Maybe ik why that guy gave the officer flowers. Maybe the officer had a really rough day at work so the guy went to the flower shop to steal a bouquet to make himself get arrested and hides the flowers in his back so that when the officer gets in there with him, he gives him the flowers so that his day can be better. What a guy he is. We need more people like him. ❤
“What’s a nose?”
“I don’t, know...”
*terminate the simulation, they’re progressing too fast.*
I think they now that they don't got any nose now
TERMINATE THE SIMULATION NOW!!!!
Did they just reference their first bit and put a meta spin on it?
@@Anyo92 Yes, yes they did.
we're hittibg Lightspeed first show someone punching the concept light speed and then show them going at lightspeed and then their skin being gone
ASDFMovie is basically Out of Context Memes, but the Context Never Existed.
Best nutshell explanation of the asdf movie I've ever seen.
@@SNOWKK1 True.
burh
ASDFMovie is basiclly out of memes, but The never existed.
YESSSSSSSSSSS I THOUGHT IT WAS CANCELLED!
Bro the change from the intro of asdf 12 and asdf13 is wild
The way the French dog says wolf always cracks me up!🤣
When he was the most needed he came back.
He posted four weeks ago
Yup pretty much UwUz
@@theoofer5402
Oh come on, that was like, FOUR WEEKS AGO
Quit living in the past!
Stop copying people
4 weeks feels like a year
“I got your nose”
**Flashbacks ensues**
What a call back to be made
memories
YES
Yep, that was the goal ._.
Does this mean it ends as it began? Is this the official end of asdf?
This stuff still cracks me up. Good to help me cheer up. I was a kid when the first one came out, now I'm almost 18, oh how time flies.
That “Hello sun” one killed me because I died laughing
"OH MY GOD, ITS HAPPENING, EVERYONE STAY CALM"
ok
Ok
:)
ok
ok
"Are you ready to DIE?"
"No"
"Then I'l come back later"
If only Imposters would do that when I run away -_-
@@DHAdArchivez No joke I actually did that
@@yoursleepparalysismonster8391 your lucky!
next year!
0:49 Oh damn they remade the perfect asdfmovie sketch. It’s not perfect anymore tho, but it’s pretty great still.
Legend says they’re still high fiving til this day
_"got ya nose"_
**Memories of asdf1 come rushing back**
you know how some series finale have a callback to the first episode?
@@TinkaDreamChaser don't do that to me... please...
We've gone full circle
Tank u
@@TinkaDreamChaser no the asdf movie series will never end
Somewhere in an alternate universe this series is called the “QWERTY Movies”
Wait til you watch *azertymovies*
dont forget about *zxcvmovies*
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Or yuiop movies
uiopmovie
0:31
(Hannah punching the MGM logo.)
Hannah:You’ve got too many legs!
"High five!" "H U N D R E D." makes me laugh everytime😂
“When I grow up I wanna be a Doctor just like you!”
2020: “Awwww, you’re not gonna grow up”
lol
@mohamed zayan They have cancer
rare footage of an antivax kid being old enough to speak
@@ArunRaj-zz2xy lol
😭
Covid 19: "Ready to die?"
Everyone Who Survived the 1st Wave: "No."
Covid 19: "Then I'll come back later. "
why is this funnier than the entire movie
this is relatable
except the covid 19 will be called covid 100000000000 in 999999999 years
0:35 me after learning about parts of a flower:
1:02 I also refrence this scene with my mother all the time 😂
These just get better and better
Fr
And when the world needed him most, he returned...
Favorite comment 😂
Just like Gwain Saga 008
For the 12th time
He's the one who will save us all
No one needed him
Man: "Hey, Mr. Goose what'cha doin' with that noose?"
Mr. Goose: "Self chiropracty."
Self deleteus
Yeetus Deletus
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0:22 took half a second for that to register... brilliant
Some youtuber:"What should I call my fans instead of "hey guys"?
0:12: say no more
"Are you ready to die?"
"No"
"Then I'll come back later!"
If only we can put procrastination to good use.
I genuinely can’t tell but to me it really sounds like AmazingPhil???
yeah
It is lol. He tweeted about it... also he’s in the credits 👍
eh. we’ll find a good use for it later.
Nobody in asdfmovie has a nose because that one guy’s got everybody’s nose.
they dream of a day when the nosenapper is stopped but alas that day may never come
You know too much
He has gone mad with power
Then who took their ears wtf.
Pssst...would like some
Noses?
The whale dance always gets me 😂.
0:38 Hey Mr Goose watchya doin with that Noose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*“Are you ready to die?”*
*“No.”*
*”Understandable, have a great day!”*
@Mario Warren bro shut it
@Mario Warren AAAAAA
@Mario Warren wtf
@Mario Warren fake stop it
@Jasper Lewis-Boyd ya
0:22 It took me 3 years to get that joke. I didn’t learn what “coming out” is, my brain just said “no”
0:38 Charlock: ♪ Hey, Mr. Orbulon, whatcha doing with that ice cream? ♪
*Orbulon chomps*
*Gasp*
1:45 Winterra: ♪ C'mon, everybody, do the whale dance! ♪
*whale lands on Winterra*
*whale bellows*
"Ohh, what kind of dog is he?"
"He's French."
*WUEAF*
That joke was ridiculous. I am French, and dogs don't make that sound. They say... They say... I... I don't think there Are dogs in France....
Werf
wööf
Meh, I'm french and I think it's funny
@@Hellworth True
2008: Potato
2013: Muffin
2017: Sheep
2019: Waffle
2020: Marshmallow
Sheep is the odd one here. He be looking sus
@@shohdj6679 sheep was Not the Imposter
@@HawShule was the imposter
I love the waffle
You forgot about the cow who wants to go skateboards my dude
I love the audio of refrigerator’s exit it cracks me up every single time
0:11 Aww the baby is going to say his first word!
"Aww, what kind of dog is he?"
"He's Norwegian."
"Björk"
(its bjørk in Norwegian, but don't worry)
Lol
Börk
*Bjørk*
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Lady: “What kind of dog is he?”
Man: “French”
Dog: “Weoof”
More like wœuf.
As someone who speaks French: wouf ;)
Wouaf, but it's in english
Roblox dogs: We oof
Vouphe
Im just glad DJ Flop says more than "everybody do the flop" he sounds so cool
0:22 😂 this one gets me every time
ASDF movie in the early 2010’s:
Haha yes
ASDF movie in 2020:
Uncontrollable sobbing
You ok?
Uhhhhhh why tho?
this decade has been something, started with dubstep and hipsters in flannel, ended with a pandemic. but at least asdf movie with march on.
YOUVE GOT TOO MANY LAGS
⠀
Lady: "Aww what kind of dog is he?"
Man: "He's french"
Dog: "𝘞 𝘰 𝘦 𝘶 𝘧"
Le Weúf
"Ouaf."
1:25
1:27
Juef