I feel like Ghoti doesn’t work, because isn’t ti only pronounced “sh” when it’s tion And maybe same with t being “ch”, because it only really does that when it’s ctu, since ch is easier to pronounce that ctu Maybe I’m wrong though
@@kimarna hide your vocabs, hide your verbs. Hide you adjectives and hide in your tolot. For English is coming, it will be here soon. in the dark alley, under the moon. It riffles and trifles, steals and plunders. Tis the language, spoken down under. English is coming, it will be here soon. English is coming, it’s coming for you.
Bro really broke English teachers and their brains with this.Imagine a student uses this in class and when they explain it to the teacher,their mind will instantly shut down.
idk, most romance languages are fairly consistent with spelling and pronunciation, even with the odd grammatical quirk. And Japanese kana are consistent by design... but then there's kanji. Georgian also spells consistently; you write how it is pronounced, no funny business.
@@MattJDavenot really, the す is often just pronounced s at the end of words, meanwhile it is pronounced and su in すみません for example. And there's many times were a kana is silent in the middle of words.
@@CarpetHater Ah, you have a point, the inconsistent 'su' and general usage of 'u'-ending kana like what english speakers would call consonants is indeed an inconsistency with kana.
@@MattJDave thank you for agreeing instead of getting agressive and calling me a re**rd or something, however i will agree that japanese is much more consistent than english (if you exclude kanji) but japanese does have exceptions in spelling and pronounciations too.
@PURGE It is a unnatural being from the stars of the cosmos. Its intelligence is too strong for us mere mortals to comprehend. We must bow before the VSauce, for he knows all and will guide us into the future.
There is something kinda close. Spoken accents transcribed by phonetics instead of the proper English words. A few older books did it like Finnigan's Wake and Paradise but it's making a comeback with memes about mumble rappers, politicians, and some other stuff where the target's lack of proper pronunciation is transcribed as the phonetics.
"Well, considering that cannibalism is known to cause problems, and newborns would be lacking in nutritional value, the answer is, of course, no... HOWEVER..."
As a non native english speaker I have to tell you that when you learn english it is in your best interest to not question why some word is pronounced the way it is
English is an Amalgamation of other languages, that is why it is the most descriptive, because you can express words whose meanings were formed in nearly every place that thought exists. That is also why it doesn’t seem to have a simple phonetic scheme.
@@matthewwaller8784 I wouldn't call english the most descriptive language but I get what you are saying. My native language is Polish and I can assure you there are much more grammar rules, diminutives and forms of verbs than in english. Sometimes you have over 30 variations of the same verb which may be also very confusing, but we don't write and speak in two different ways.
Everybody that learns english as 2nd or 3rd language knows its a fucked up language. An i say this with swiss german as first and french as second language.
Monstrous!! (That's the first M in mnemonic, the second O in chocolate, the N in damn! the S in apropos the TR is true the OU in coup the S in bourgeois)
My favorite thing to come out of the Norman conquest is that "peasant" meat like chicken is just called chicken, while we *still* use French terms for things like beef because of the Norman nobility
What was crazy to me is (spoiler alert) how they have you switch over to play as John in the epilogue of RDR2.. and I was actually upset that I couldn’t continue playing as Arthur.
@@rorysmith1709 Usually a reform happens when the letters written are no longer the letters spoken, so a reform brings them back to how it should be so each letter in a word sound like the local speaker pronounces them.
@@rorysmith1709 You basically take every word in the language and give them new, consistent spellings. You find them in languages that have a central authority, like French. English doesn't have a central authority. We had some partial spelling reforms in the 1800s in the United States. As dictionaries became more common, some publishers changed the way words were spelled to make things more consistent/similar.... like removing u from colour to make color
@@rorysmith1709 it's when America changed colour" to "color," "centre" to "center," "defence" to "defense," "plough" to "plow," "draught" to "draft" and "gaol" to "jail." Webster's became different from Oxford's.
@@gwen9642 He already made a video so many years ago explaining why a flat disk with the mass and density of a whole planet would be physically impossible, the laws of physics would just cause that mass to collapse on into itself, creating a spheroid.
There are rules, you just have to know the origin of the word. We copy whatever spelling rules the word comes from, but kind of like how Chinese has various dialects but set in stone writing, pronounciation varies depending on where/when you are from. Good language for empire building, make sure everyone can read the rules, no need to get too annoyed over how it's said
There are rules. There’s about 150 of them. I know because I had to learn them to learn how to write English. It’s a deep orthography where the placement of the syllable is extremely important. It also depends on the context of the letters around it. For instance “a” makes three different sounds depending if it comes at the beginning or end or if it’s in the middle or if it is followed by two consonants and how the syllable structure is split. It only seems like there’s no rules because the education system in native English countries is really bad at teaching the rules but you do learn them if you learn English as a second language. This is not unique to English. In Japanese a lot of the characters are taught by just memorizing them. People born in Japan are not taught why the characters are the way they are often times. But if you learn it as a second language from somebody that learned it as a second language they’ll tell you the origins of the characters and it makes more conceptual sense. Sometimes you need an outside perspective to understand the language better.
@@ericburton1244incorrect. We can use clocks to perceive time, see time pass us by via days/weeks/months/years but not centuries and longer. 4th Dimensional entities can see *and* control time itself. They can easily move themselves from the beginning of the starting line to the finish line in what we would see as less than a second while we are still running along the track, like we would if we had the technology to break into lower dimensions.
@@parsley8188 yeah but they make sense because unlike English, French has spelling rules, combination of letters form new sounds, etc... Learn the rules and you can generally spell most words. In English meanwhile, there is none of that, they just borrowed words without taking into account the spelling logics English had. Probably related to the fact that English never had an official spelling/institution in charge of standardising the English language. Sometimes in English an entire set of letters are skipped in the middle of the word for no explanations. There are also words borrowed from French that originally had no silent letters in it that English added for some reasons.
"Give a Monkey a Typewriter, and it'll eventually Write the Words of Shakespeare" "Give a Cat a Piano and it'll eventually play the Movements of Stravinsky's Septet"
@@dutch_and_dimessomeday day will get the results we need. Then somehow give a hamster a calculator and it’ll somehow crack the code from the cia building or something
Like 15 years ago my cat typed a legit sentence while I was playing world of warcraft. She typed it in the guild chat, and everyone was really confused. Almost no one believed it was my cat. It was just a simple sentence like "this is it" or something similar to that. Still blew my mind though lol.
"oed? my ghoti is in tolot?" ah yes thanks vecauce for finding a forbbidien english. now i can secretly talk to my friends and other people cant understand a sh##
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Oed the gh?
Translation pls
You'll never know why I got so many likes 😏
Of course Vsauce pins this comment lol
Where is my dictioanryyy
The is gonna blow up so i comment
this is exactly what an english teacher's nightmare is
Bro this is *my* worst nightmare
@@owenhopkins4239 this is *our* worst nightmare
and also a non native english speaker trying to learn English.
My english teacher last year was so cool. He showed us these words and didn't mark someone down for using one in their assignment
Ew, whats that pfp?
"Don't worry, the spelling exam won't be that hard."
*The spelling exam*
I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!
yea bro just probably created a synonym for every word
That exam really is like that
@devam8192 that what a really creative comment!😂 I love it🤣
I feel like Ghoti doesn’t work, because isn’t ti only pronounced “sh” when it’s tion
And maybe same with t being “ch”, because it only really does that when it’s ctu, since ch is easier to pronounce that ctu
Maybe I’m wrong though
I didn’t know santa’s “Ho ho ho!” Is a cry or help
Do you know people laugh if they say .
5555555555 INKT
same pfp W
"Why why why!"
That's what delivering 8 billion gifts in 4 hours does to a mf
@@bunny6820🤣
Alternate universe:
“This is how I spell church. Heh, it’s wrong”
*video ends*
omg xD
Congrats, vsauce, you turned English into Eldritch
*Unintentionally* summoning an Outer God.
Or IS he?
English is 3 languages stacked in a trenchcoat, it stalks other languages in dark alleyways and rifles thru their pockets for loose vocab
he turned it into ianglase
@@kimarna hide your vocabs, hide your verbs. Hide you adjectives and hide in your tolot.
For English is coming, it will be here soon. in the dark alley, under the moon.
It riffles and trifles, steals and plunders. Tis the language, spoken down under.
English is coming, it will be here soon.
English is coming, it’s coming for you.
@@robertnett9793 no thanks
At this point, Vsauce can make you believe anything.
"we all exist. Or do we? "
WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?
He is a professional gaslighter
it's michael, we are vsauce.
Tbh anyone with like basic linguistic knowledge can be like "wtf he on about"
This actually broke my brain for a moment and I nearly had an existential crisis thinking about how things are spelled.
Bro really broke English teachers and their brains with this.Imagine a student uses this in class and when they explain it to the teacher,their mind will instantly shut down.
Don't share this to English learning people, they might quit immediately.
nah, dat's ok
there's much, much worse
@@Thought.Strings worse*
@@NX-Delta thx, the irony though XD. I swear it was auto correct
Every ignorant native speaker ever:
Man's about to make the most confusing coded language
Here before this blows up
Also here
It's called english 😂
I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!
yooo same picture
If we wanted languages to consistently follow specific rules in every circumstance, we would throw away 99% of languages.
idk, most romance languages are fairly consistent with spelling and pronunciation, even with the odd grammatical quirk. And Japanese kana are consistent by design... but then there's kanji. Georgian also spells consistently; you write how it is pronounced, no funny business.
All languages have exceptions to rules of spelling but english pretty much has no rules but rsther suggestions.
@@MattJDavenot really, the す is often just pronounced s at the end of words, meanwhile it is pronounced and su in すみません for example. And there's many times were a kana is silent in the middle of words.
@@CarpetHater Ah, you have a point, the inconsistent 'su' and general usage of 'u'-ending kana like what english speakers would call consonants is indeed an inconsistency with kana.
@@MattJDave thank you for agreeing instead of getting agressive and calling me a re**rd or something, however i will agree that japanese is much more consistent than english (if you exclude kanji) but japanese does have exceptions in spelling and pronounciations too.
Shakespeare: DONT LET THIS MAN COOK💀
I want an entire book filled with the stupidest spellings you can imagine
I am quite sure Michael is already working on it! Wait for the next Curiousity box.
Me too.
There already is...
The English dictionary
How would you spell hello with this method?
@@srikrishna_97 Good one lmao
"The GH makes a fuck sound."
the way vsauce says it is so funny lol
oed the ghoque?
gh=enough
o=done
que=unique
@@miketeavee3085
bi-bisexual
bi-bisexual
bibi now means bye bye
@@CalvinIsA4YearOldBabyBoyIRLhe is just joking
I READ THIS COMMENT AS SOON AS THAT PART WAS SAID LOL
Nah bro, Vsauce just change the way I see my name-...
Somehow Vsauce shorts are the most unique and normal shorts
Vsauce really shouting "WHY?!" while holding a piece of cardboard saying "HO" 💀💀💀
Isn't that how we call our Ho's? With a why.
Fuck that makes little sense.
Hose
Gonna be great for the next vsauce out of context video
It's actually a commentary on choosing to be a ho. Why be a ho? Why!? lol
@@knaughta.masso-kist5944'cause money!
As a non-native speaker, this hurts.
As a native speaker with a grudge against their own language this hurts
@@gungrave6923 sorry about my bad English, it's my first language:(
@@osheridan Sorry about my bad first language, it's English.
As a native speaker, this hurts.
@@Dismuth Cooloe ubaot mi bat gherct langwij, itc Inglish
The fact that i knew it was fish before he explained it says a lot why I was in special reading 💀
Bro turned an already confusing language into a even more confusing one 💀
VSauce doesn’t age. It simply continues existing
I like how he's just referred to as "it" here
@@purge2481 it's a higher level being...
@@purge2481 It is what it is
@PURGE It is a unnatural being from the stars of the cosmos. Its intelligence is too strong for us mere mortals to comprehend. We must bow before the VSauce, for he knows all and will guide us into the future.
I've been watching them for over 10 years now, and yes they're still the same
(this is a good thing)
Dude broke the fifth wall and talked to the language creators for this one
fax :skull:
@@just_a_normal_nut wouldnt that be a bit hypocritical coming from you though
@@see-ya-later r/woosh
@@waffledog7756 oh was that a joke 💀
The language “they fear!”
bro just invented a new language 💀
No.
@@battotaiguy69 r/whoosh
"Whats your favorite meal?"
*"proceeds to speak turi ip ip language"*
ghoti
it's still english
petition for this man to play the riddler in the next batman movie
could play a solid lex luthor tbh
@@cement_eater ooo ..interesting
He would give Batman an existential crisis
Poor Batman 😢
- Hello Batman, Riddler here... or am I?
Someone should make an entire book written like this.
There is something kinda close.
Spoken accents transcribed by phonetics instead of the proper English words. A few older books did it like Finnigan's Wake and Paradise but it's making a comeback with memes about mumble rappers, politicians, and some other stuff where the target's lack of proper pronunciation is transcribed as the phonetics.
I’m gonna report you for horrible ideas 😂
That would end up being complete gibberish but if it had hard set rules at the beginning or end listed it would be interesting
That would be the only book that should actually be banned
I'm gonna do that
Please make a book so I can learn this gold mine!
I can troll so many people with this knowledge. 😢
"this how how I spell church.
It's wrong."
"or is it"
Vsauce could literally start spitting out flat out false facts but everyone would believe him as he watches himself burn the world down
At least we'd have waffles!
Are you the one who keeps Waffle House open?
I mean that is pretty much what’s happening in this video lol, it’s not technically accurate
Yeah I can’t even believe this. So dumb
@@Zybuki I meeaaan
The dictionary's been real quiet since this one dropped 💀😂
Michal never fails to change my perspective on reality
"your new born baby is healthy, or is it?" *intense vsauce music starts playing*
"Your bed is pretty clean or is it" intense vsauce music radits from your bed
"Well, considering that cannibalism is known to cause problems, and newborns would be lacking in nutritional value, the answer is, of course, no... HOWEVER..."
"... babies also have soft spots, which need to harden from nutrition, which means your baby could be a cannibal, BUT..."@@taitano12
Gh can make the f[u]ck sound
*intense vsauce mucis starts playing*
You are alive *pulls gun* or are you?
Imagine if English was phonetically consistant
AHHHHHHHHHH
Uh.... NOPE
Then it wouldn't make any cents
@@FriedrichTheGreatestahhhh I sea what you did there
English needs to be phonetically INconsistent because Oxford and numerous English schools are making heck a lot of money from it.
The "ed" in "hacked" sounds how you would normally expect "ed" to, it's just that that sound sounds similar to "t"
Bro just explained a word riddle in 0.1 seconds
A Swedish language professor recently said "we only accept the weird quirks of English because the language is so common and we know it"
Bro english is full of contradictions
@@UNLONDONlet me introduce you to romance languages...
@@Reyob bruh, I speak Spanish
@@UNLONDON and I speak French and both our language are mess up
@@Reyob bro what were Romans thinking
As a non native english speaker I have to tell you that when you learn english it is in your best interest to not question why some word is pronounced the way it is
Just forward all complaints to the french, its 90% their fault anyhow
English is an Amalgamation of other languages, that is why it is the most descriptive, because you can express words whose meanings were formed in nearly every place that thought exists.
That is also why it doesn’t seem to have a simple phonetic scheme.
@@matthewwaller8784 I wouldn't call english the most descriptive language but I get what you are saying. My native language is Polish and I can assure you there are much more grammar rules, diminutives and forms of verbs than in english. Sometimes you have over 30 variations of the same verb which may be also very confusing, but we don't write and speak in two different ways.
Same
I've been learning english since I was a child so I'm kinda accustomed to it actually
Forecastle
“Wanna Go Ghotiing Tomorrow?”
“No I Have Tolot Tomorrow.”
“Oed, Ho?”
“My Mom Said So.”
That's how I used to spell words in kindergarten💀
Bro's brain has ascended to an unexplored dimension.
yea
Actually, the letters make the sounds cause of the letters next to them
So he's technically wrong
@@legoshorts7818 bro is the definition of 🤓
he ran out of things to talk about from this dimension
VSauce is creating his own language
Wdym? He’s just showing us the side of English that is already there, but no one wants to see.
Except for me tbh.
@@generalgrievous8311 i mean, it's english, just used incorrectly. you COULD make your own language based off of that
@@generalgrievous8311 damn we got the Language Lieutenant here
i already did it and its been like 10 days I've been using that
@@jacob6360 I think you meant to say, “Ah yes, the negotiator.”
“This is how I spell the word church.”
According to data analysis in linguistics: no, no it’s not.
that singular laugh is the most emotion this man has had in 20 years
Bro created his own language 💀💀💀💀💀
372 comments and no likes? Wait-
fax
Nah man, you could 100% make a written and maybe spoken fully coded secretly language by doing this and people would be certain you speaking gibberish
I mean he remixed english 💀
@@kkbad4009 *remixed
"The gh makes the f*ck sound"💀
Ghch gh is fff sound and ch makes k sound like in enoch.
So ghch it.
My dirty mind heard that too 💀
🥨
Bro really copied me and got more likes 😭
@@Orthodoxan bruh i didn't even see your comment
“Hey bro do you go to church?”
“No I go to the toilet”
My phone had a stroke while hearing this.
Send this to your friends that are learning English as their second language. They will never sleep again.
English is my first language and I’m still never sleeping again
Everybody that learns english as 2nd or 3rd language knows its a fucked up language. An i say this with swiss german as first and french as second language.
r/foundsatan
i have english as a second language and this is kinda dumb
bro, it is my second language, and yep, i will never sleep again, i was like :o wtf, was i wrong all my life?.
If you realize that silent letters are a thing, you can basically write any combination of letters and spell it however you want.
You just hacked the universe.😮
What did you say about my mother?!
Monstrous!!
(That's the first M in mnemonic,
the second O in chocolate,
the N in damn!
the S in apropos
the TR is true
the OU in coup
the S in bourgeois)
@@fragglegoth so, you’re saying “Trou”?
@@TheEpicNoob he’s saying true
When Michael says “or is it” you know shit is about to go down
"Its wrong!" *"Or is it?"* got me laughing
Bro turned English into a calculus problem 💀
And made the wavy shape on the graph into an amogus 💀
Kaokyulits
oed
That's what happens when your a germanic language and you adopt French spelling rules.
Underrated comment
My favorite thing to come out of the Norman conquest is that "peasant" meat like chicken is just called chicken, while we *still* use French terms for things like beef because of the Norman nobility
3 languages in a trench coat moment
@@brrrrrr Ah yes, English + German + French = International Language Of Communication
@@colbyboucher6391 Poultry?
Imagine sending this to an English student, their brain would melt
What was crazy to me is (spoiler alert) how they have you switch over to play as John in the epilogue of RDR2.. and I was actually upset that I couldn’t continue playing as Arthur.
I love that game reference, checkmark guy!
“The GH makes a FU- sound.”
Ghuck
F***
Ghk
Ghuque
french: phoqe
"English isn't a language, it's 2 languages in a trench coat pretending to be one"
Vsauce:
More like 3
@@axelprino plus its pockets full of at least 50 other languages' homework.
Michael*
@@GrooveScorpion *Mneeyechhull (MNEmonic, EYE, yaCHt, HULL)
@@edwinmaster7326Nichael
“GH makes the fuck sound” 💀
i felt relieved after this video when i jumped out the window in disbelief
Man really started going insane in the end
" Why why WHY *WHY* " 💀💀
Ho ho HO HO*
@@dawnstag7267 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@dawnstag7267
is that what santa says when he reads the wish lists?
@@marisakirisame1st yes!!! I now truly understand Santa's feelings towards humanity existence. "HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!" 🤣🤦♂️
@Dont_click_this_profile_ Ok 👌👍
bro's making a whole new language💀
Frr
He is speaking with his galactic might
Only those with infinite knowledge understand it
Nah, bro fixing the English language
Or is he?
Really?? What’s it called
“ *The* *gh* *sound* *makes* *the *f**#ck* *sound* “
-Michael 2023
This guy never ceases to amaze me
English is a perfectly balanced language with no exploits
Based reference 👑
*sips tea bri'ishly
I’m getting wobbled in my favorite language, what should I do
It’s not a big it’s a feature
a queensman here, through and through
This is how the Irish name their kids
what do you mean!? Caoimhe is a totally normal spelling for a name!!!
Welll- Seán and Sinéad are aren’t THAT bad
Kauywerlei is the name of my irish friend LMAO
Every time I see “Sinead” I immediately read it as “Sine wave”
Polish people just write random letters for example
Grzegorz brżęczyszczykiewicz
⏫
Perfectly normal polish name
Vsauce has finally lost it 🤦♂️
Bro be roasting the whole ass dictionary
English being the most phonetically consistent it can be:
Stop please
True
@@renato7184 tut up
so true
i think i know just a little too much about linguistics because this comment section is making my pedantic alarm go off
This is what happens when you haven't had a spelling reform for over 500 years
What is a spelling reform?
@@rorysmith1709 when nations realize their language is poop so they alter/change it
@@rorysmith1709 Usually a reform happens when the letters written are no longer the letters spoken, so a reform brings them back to how it should be so each letter in a word sound like the local speaker pronounces them.
@@rorysmith1709 You basically take every word in the language and give them new, consistent spellings. You find them in languages that have a central authority, like French. English doesn't have a central authority.
We had some partial spelling reforms in the 1800s in the United States. As dictionaries became more common, some publishers changed the way words were spelled to make things more consistent/similar.... like removing u from colour to make color
@@rorysmith1709 it's when America changed colour" to "color," "centre" to "center," "defence" to "defense," "plough" to "plow," "draught" to "draft" and "gaol" to "jail." Webster's became different from Oxford's.
I appreciate the sheer anarchy of this thought process.
Nobody, and by nobody I mean everybody, make a meme gif of him underlining the alternatively spelled WHY sign repeatedly with his finger.
English Teacher: Spelling rules!
Vsauce: But what if…
English Teacher: Who let him cook again?
But what are grammar rules?
@Dont_click_this_profile I gotchu bro, I wont read your name, dont worry
You mean spelling rules?
@@mdoerkse good point 😅
Tutorial on how to give a Non Native speaker a headache:
native sparkers too, not just the non-native speakers
69th like :)
As a non native speaker, I can confirm
As a native this makes me want to cry
@@Zlegotube I was just about to say the same thing 😂
"HO HO HO!"
..
"Ho, Ho, Ho......"
Sir, you just taught a great asset for conlanging.
VSauce seems to be only guy who could explain flat earthers that Earth is a sphere.
He would rather explain spherists why Earth should be flat.
@@gwen9642 He already made a video so many years ago explaining why a flat disk with the mass and density of a whole planet would be physically impossible, the laws of physics would just cause that mass to collapse on into itself, creating a spheroid.
@@Im-BAD-at-satireso flat earthers are not completely wrong just outdated in that The Earth WAS a disk and it collapsed turning into a sphere lol
@@YoureRightIThinki will believe, for my sanity, that you said that jokingly
@@lekirbgames1644 my exact reaction HAHAHAH
there isnt a more iconic man on the internet than vsauce
Rwally he's the only KRplusr my grandma knows
Chris Chan
Or is it?
So iconic you call him "vsauce" and not his actual name Michael
@@Stod1988 Oh is there?*
He is roasting the english language without roasting it, genius 😂
“So what did you do on Sunday”
“I went to tolot”
english is really easy until you realise that there are no rules
I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!
@@InstagramUser2 bro what? stfu bot
i agree.
because their our now roles
There are rules, you just have to know the origin of the word. We copy whatever spelling rules the word comes from, but kind of like how Chinese has various dialects but set in stone writing, pronounciation varies depending on where/when you are from. Good language for empire building, make sure everyone can read the rules, no need to get too annoyed over how it's said
There are rules. There’s about 150 of them. I know because I had to learn them to learn how to write English. It’s a deep orthography where the placement of the syllable is extremely important. It also depends on the context of the letters around it. For instance “a” makes three different sounds depending if it comes at the beginning or end or if it’s in the middle or if it is followed by two consonants and how the syllable structure is split. It only seems like there’s no rules because the education system in native English countries is really bad at teaching the rules but you do learn them if you learn English as a second language. This is not unique to English. In Japanese a lot of the characters are taught by just memorizing them. People born in Japan are not taught why the characters are the way they are often times. But if you learn it as a second language from somebody that learned it as a second language they’ll tell you the origins of the characters and it makes more conceptual sense. Sometimes you need an outside perspective to understand the language better.
This could put an English teacher into a medical coma
Awh hell naw man-
oh shoot.
i hope it puts mine in one
5 year old me explaining the alien language i made to my parents:
As someone who tutored english learners for a while in college, having to explain weird sounds like these were kind of a pain...
Michael has come into contact with beings of a higher plain of existence and can now spell in 4D
Oh no! Michael come back to us! ❤
You’re spelling in 4D right now. Length, width, depth, time. We’re 4 dimensional beings already. He would have to be spelling in FIVE (at least!) 🤣🤣🤣
@@ericburton1244incorrect.
We can use clocks to perceive time, see time pass us by via days/weeks/months/years but not centuries and longer.
4th Dimensional entities can see *and* control time itself. They can easily move themselves from the beginning of the starting line to the finish line in what we would see as less than a second while we are still running along the track, like we would if we had the technology to break into lower dimensions.
All I can say to that is _Anuk Su Namun…_
Plain
This is the moment Michael truly started questioning his actions.
He began asking the real hard hitting questions
Love ur pfp lol
Or did he?
HE BEGAN ASKING
HO 😮
As someone that speaks malay, i would say malay is a phonetically consistent language despite it using the same alphabet as english
How To: Write A Legible Fantasy Language For Your D&D Campaign
“…Makes the F*ck sound” 💀
THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD BE VERY KIND TO PEOPLE WHOSE FIRST LANGUAGE ISN'T ENGLISH 😭
XD
Thangx for the kines (thanks for the kindness)
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@@XenteBR thank you.
English is ridiculously easy
this is truly an english moment of all time
It’s not solely English. French has a boatload of silent letters and different pronunciations.
PAIN
@@parsley8188 nice try. We all know the French don’t exist
The fact this regurgitated shit is still getting thousands of likes gives me secondhand embarrassment
@@parsley8188 yeah but they make sense because unlike English, French has spelling rules, combination of letters form new sounds, etc... Learn the rules and you can generally spell most words. In English meanwhile, there is none of that, they just borrowed words without taking into account the spelling logics English had. Probably related to the fact that English never had an official spelling/institution in charge of standardising the English language. Sometimes in English an entire set of letters are skipped in the middle of the word for no explanations. There are also words borrowed from French that originally had no silent letters in it that English added for some reasons.
"The *gh* makes the f$ck sound."
Michael 2023
I don't think I ever been more confused in my entire life 😭
he has officially gone insane
Best 😂
it has finally happened
English does that
You are 5 years late. Or are you?
In the most intelligent way
the FUGH sound is the closest we're going to hear him curse
He has sworn lol😊
I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!
you obviously haven't watched his video about swear words, or his collabs with iDubbbz
Ye
@@InstagramUser2☝️🤓
This will make any english learner's head spin.
"OR IS IT" caught me off guard
Only Michael can make sense of a cat accidentally walk across the keyboard
"Give a Monkey a Typewriter, and it'll eventually Write the Words of Shakespeare"
"Give a Cat a Piano and it'll eventually play the Movements of Stravinsky's Septet"
hello cat
@@dutch_and_dimessomeday day will get the results we need. Then somehow give a hamster a calculator and it’ll somehow crack the code from the cia building or something
Cats hold the forbidden knowledge
Like 15 years ago my cat typed a legit sentence while I was playing world of warcraft. She typed it in the guild chat, and everyone was really confused. Almost no one believed it was my cat. It was just a simple sentence like "this is it" or something similar to that. Still blew my mind though lol.
Vsauce finally reveals his native language
Broo 💀💀💀
Hahahaaa
I bet no one at vsauce asked michael to make this video
"oed? my ghoti is in tolot?"
ah yes thanks vecauce for finding a forbbidien english. now i can secretly talk to my friends and other people cant understand a sh##