Yep that’s another one for Vsauce Michael out of context. “No matter where you go… you can’t. Get away. From me.” Sounds so creepy but I loved it. Thank you Michael
*The signature chill music plays in the background as Michael calmly but enthusiastically-as always-narrates over footage of himself terrifying interns, all visibly worn down from the stress caused by him constantly creepily standing around corners and crouching below furniture to pop out and scare them, shouting, "VSAUCE! Michael here!"*
*”You can’t get away from me”* Reminds me of some old comment: “Imagine being in the wood alone at night and hear this: “Hi Michael, vSauce here. *How fast can you run?* “”
I love how Michael has remained passionate about the quality and thought he puts into everything he does. Even in these little shorts he puts work into making this presentation fun and interesting
"But the best part about this office, is that you can't, get away, from me." I mean... If I get to stroke that succulent beard of yours then I'm not complaining
Look behind you. Nothing there right? *Look again.* Now you might be thinking “Micheal, there’s nothing there.” Well of course there isn’t, not yet. This tool is a lock pick, commonly used by thieves to break into garages, locked boxes, and especially, *homes.*
Specific Confinement Protocols: - SCP-5885-V is to remain dormant in its containment area. - Personnel are discouraged from making indirect physical contact with SCP-5885-V via an inanimate object 3.048 meters in length or shorter. SCP-5885-V gets its numeric designation from the atomic number of the element pentoctoctpentium. (Poop)
_As you enter the bathroom you suddenly feel dread around you..._ _And as you open the bathroom stall..._ _You hear footsteps..._ _Coming closer... And Closer... And Closer..._ "He's here..." _You mutter under your breath..._ _And then..._ "Hey Michael here. Did you know that pee can actually be used to make your teeth whiter???"
@@coins_png Hey Vsauce, Michael here. did you know that pee can actually be used to make your teeth whiter? As unpleasant as it may sound, the ancient Romans used urine for teeth whitening. The ammonia found in urine acts as a bleaching agent because of the acidic content.
Michael and the whole team behind Vsauce can engage my brain so well. I stay up 4 extra hours from when I plan to sleep because the videos are interesting and thought-provoking. Thank you guys for educating!
Well I guess for those who never heard it, myself included it is quite funny because it is so strange but would be ordinary for those that heard it before.
You hear “hey vsauce michael here” echoing all throughout the building, and a few seconds later you hear the voices coming closer as they say, “ where are you right now”
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Every second you’re not running, vsauce is getting closer
Michael is inevitable
He he come to daddy🔪
I will now never walk again, maybe I can meet Vsauce in person then.
Aren't we the Vsauce ?
And if you run, vsauce will still get you.
Ah, the old adage is true: “Your chances of being killed by Michael are low, but never zero.”
One day he's gonna get sick of our jokes and track us down "hey vsause here do you know the boiling point of human blood?"
@@wyrdlock lol
That's for everything though... -_-
or is it?
@@StonkyKong YO????????
“You want a bag of asbestos?” Is now forever my favourite thing said by anyone on the internet
Close second: “I’m here at Asbestos Land! I left the wife and kids at home”
i am waiting for "You want a can of paris green?"
internet eros
Cave Johnson would be proud
If I wanted asbestos I would grab a scraper and pick at my ceiling
"If you ever visit the Vsauce office"
Quite bold considering that office exists between realms
Backrooms vsauce be like
And you gotta get off the path too
Or does it?
@@shmekelfreckles8157But Gandalf said...
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here" gets a whole new meaning
Michael everywhere!
Lol
Hey Vsauce, Michael here! Hey Vsauce, michael there! Hey Vsauce, michael everywhere!
Michaels
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Michael: *You cant get away from me*
Hey Vsauce, Michael here, Your back door is locked.
*Or is it?*
hehe
ghahahahahha
Oh no
Why dont you check? Im not there!
Smirk
“It tickles me pink” that was so cute😂🥰
Disgusting
@@zakkosu727 what?
?
@@zakkosu727 how
@@zakkosu727u are
Inspector: "is the asbestos in the building?"
Micheal: "yup here it is" *hands him the bag*
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_opens it and inhales_
"You can't get away from me."
That line is actually terrifying
hey vsauce how fast can you run?
@@stueyphone probably not fast enough!
Imagine if Vsauce started an ARG where Michael slowly develops murderous tendencies
@@v-gamer64 I thought that was him already
@@v-gamer64 he went crazy after the isolation incident codenamed "mindfield", that's a fact
"No matter where you go, you can't get away from me."
This isn't just the office, that's the entire world.
then I am pooping in his office
@@mrrealnobody4382 ☺️
Don Ramon?
Mm
Can’t wait for this to be in the next Vsauce out of context
I can’t believe how much detail and effort you are putting into these boxes they are so interesting
Ikr?? Can’t wait for the asbestos one :D
This entire video is a gem. Never stop evolving, Michael. You give me hope for humanity.
He has been acting weird since he locked himself in that room.
Bro people have made this joke hundreds of times stop copying 🙄
@@babayada2015 yeah, like me
ever since he tried ayahuasca - "didn't feel much of a change"
@@babayada2015 It doesn't matter if you saw it for the first time, the same joke is being used for sooo long and he's copying it for likes
@@babayada2015 did I harm you? No.
Can you ignore me? Yes.
Now you can stfu and stop being edgy coz you think it's cool
Michael is the new Duolingo bird
Hola monokuma
Sus
He's the OG Duolingo Bird
@@pedrocorreanetope9717 Be quiet.
*Notification* Did you touch your asbestos today?
Big boy Michael: "you want a bag of asbestos?"
Me: "no you're okay, my work is made of it"
My house is made from it
Oh no, do you work construction?
Yep that’s another one for Vsauce Michael out of context. “No matter where you go… you can’t. Get away. From me.” Sounds so creepy but I loved it. Thank you Michael
”No matter where you are, you can’t get away from me”
”Want a bag of asbestos?”
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This is the kind of shit people offer you in school and college. The pressure is unforgiving.
@@oleanderkazzy_ people offering asbestos at school? damn
"hey do you sell absetos? i wanna smoke drug"
"No matter where you go, you can't get away from me"
I'm already waiting for those "Hey Vsauce, Michael here. How fast can you run?" Jokes
this is soooo underrated
Or can you? 😉
Michael: You cant get away from me
Hey Vsauce, Michael here, Your back door is locked.
Or is it?
stolen joke, i just thought it was funne
Just came back, didn't expect this comment to blow up a bit
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Hey vsauce Michael here
how fast....ç4π ¥⁰μ rμ|\|
"YOU WANNA BAG OF ASBESTOS?"
Micheal that kills people-
When Michael said "Tickles me pink" I have never seen a more cute wholesome thing.
*“You wanna bag of asbestos?”* Why is no one talking about this 😭
I thought also like " wait what? "
Do you not also keep a bag of asbestos in your office? What will you do if there's an emergency?
because I breathe more of it every day
@@rubegoldbergguy9909 your right I’ve been slacking 🤦🏾♂️😂
Big chunk of asbestos should be fine.
Just don't make it crumble.
Michael: *“You can’t get away from me.”*
…
*OR CAN I?*
No, no you can't.
@@ashtonhoward5582 people in the national space station 😑
*The signature chill music plays in the background as Michael calmly but enthusiastically-as always-narrates over footage of himself terrifying interns, all visibly worn down from the stress caused by him constantly creepily standing around corners and crouching below furniture to pop out and scare them, shouting, "VSAUCE! Michael here!"*
Hey, Vsauce Micheal here, did you know that I’m inside your house?
im pretty sure you 🥫
God, I absolutely love Vsauce. Thank you for being so amazing, Michael ☺️ I've learned so much from this channel
Glad to see Michael embracing his internet status as an ethereal, eldritch creature
*"You can't get away from me."*
Is... is this a threat?
I was hoping it's a promise!
Not a threat. A fact.
"hey Vsauce, Michael here!
How fast can you _run?"_
Not a threat. A warning.
no, it's an invitation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"the average color of the planet Uranus" heh.
He8h8
mine looks black
*ouranus*
*ussr anthem started playing
he always makes the uranus joke.
I thought it's pink
This man is a treasure
"You can't get away from me"
Sounds like something a serial killer would say 🤔
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*”You can’t get away from me”*
Reminds me of some old comment:
“Imagine being in the wood alone at night and hear this: “Hi Michael, vSauce here. *How fast can you run?* “”
@Ello mate! How your day! My day good! How your day?
"Or would it be better to stand still?
*music plays*
I know that comment too!
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@@bbazero9508 why did you post this link?
I love how Michael has remained passionate about the quality and thought he puts into everything he does. Even in these little shorts he puts work into making this presentation fun and interesting
If you love what you do you’ll never work a day of your life
@ROG wait what.
Or terrifying
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"But the best part about this office, is that you can't, get away, from me."
I mean... If I get to stroke that succulent beard of yours then I'm not complaining
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*excuse me*
Michael, bro, if I ever enter the Vsauce office, I'm kissing the sacred ground there.
"You can't. Get away. From ME."
Aaand now I'm constantly looking over my shoulder.
Remember that Micheal is very sneaky. And maybe he could be any one of us.
He is an apollyon class scp
@@carlthesanellama3633 Look who's talking
Look behind you. Nothing there right? *Look again.* Now you might be thinking “Micheal, there’s nothing there.” Well of course there isn’t, not yet. This tool is a lock pick, commonly used by thieves to break into garages, locked boxes, and especially, *homes.*
@@K.B98 im a world ending scp but im not killing anyone cuz they’ve given me an endless supply of hands to eat
"the average color of the planet Uranus" You might want to get yours checked...
yes sir this reply right here
don't forget about your proctologist session OP, ill be waiting
your mom's results are good though, so don't worry about it
Chocolate starfish color...lol
hey, people like to bleach em
@@screamsinrussian5773 your mom is in good condition too
Y'all quoting his words so let me quote what I just have heard: "it tickles me pink"
"You can't do that with a video." he says while I'm literally holding his video in my own hands. 😆
He is just giving free content to those "vsauce with no context" creators.
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"Everywhere you go, you can't get away from me."
- Vsauce, confirming that he's an SCP.
SCP-5885-V ("The Curiosity Box") has pretty much taken over every surface of its containment chamber.
Object class: Euclid
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Specific Confinement Protocols:
- SCP-5885-V is to remain dormant in its containment area.
- Personnel are discouraged from making indirect physical contact with SCP-5885-V via an inanimate object 3.048 meters in length or shorter.
SCP-5885-V gets its numeric designation from the atomic number of the element pentoctoctpentium. (Poop)
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@@CadetGriffin this needs to be a real scp
This reminds me how scared I am of this man oh my god.
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I feel like every Michael plush has cameras in its eyes, so that he always knows where you are as long as you’re in the office.
Giving me "every second you're not running, I'm only getting closer" vibes
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That's right what I was thinking
_As you enter the bathroom you suddenly feel dread around you..._ _And as you open the bathroom stall..._ _You hear footsteps..._ _Coming closer... And Closer... And Closer..._ "He's here..." _You mutter under your breath..._ _And then..._
"Hey Michael here. Did you know that pee can actually be used to make your teeth whiter???"
Wait a second is that actually true
@@sujals7108 I am too scared to look that up
@@coins_png Hey Vsauce, Michael here. did you know that pee can actually be used to make your teeth whiter? As unpleasant as it may sound, the ancient Romans used urine for teeth whitening. The ammonia found in urine acts as a bleaching agent because of the acidic content.
@@TensaZan uhhh isn't ammonia basic, not acidic
@@sujals7108 yes. Weak base
Michael and the whole team behind Vsauce can engage my brain so well. I stay up 4 extra hours from when I plan to sleep because the videos are interesting and thought-provoking. Thank you guys for educating!
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Nobody: Nothing
Everybody: Everything
VSauce has always been educational and entertaining, but he is now also performing top notch comedy, as well. All at the same time. Truly impressive.
always has been
Watch very early Vsauce videos
Idk what you mean, that was a very real threat and he’s coming to your house right now
they're more like video poetry with various scientific/math/humanity related topics than educational videos
He started out doing comedy sketches on KRplus actually and is featured in a lot of other comedy KRplusrs sketches over the years, even recently.
Yes, I would like a bag of asbestos. I hope to find them in my next Curiosity Box. Thank you Michael.
I'd really like to see some cyanide salts too. KiwiCo should also think about it. They're so much fun for the kids to play with
Just be careful because it can become a Curiosity killed the cat box.
I want Schröndinger box. With a cat in it.
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Omg, your greying!.. this makes me kinda upset, I can't let you leave us! Your so important to me and so many others with your amazing videos! ❤️❤️
I got the curiosity box for Christmas, and I gotta say thanks for the diamond hourglass👍
Now hold up. I can visit the Vsauce office?
And the office can visit you.
@@jacobc9221 the vsauce office WILL visit you
Then go across the street and visit Corridor Digital too 😅
Vsauce office has so much sauce
Well yeah but you'll find it difficult to find. More likely than not it will find you.
“It tickles me pink”
- Michael 2021
Underrated comment here
I mean, that's an actual saying
@@ricobrawlstars4880 I don't get it. "Tickled pink" is a pre-existing turn of phrase. Am I missing the context of a joke here?
Well I guess for those who never heard it, myself included it is quite funny because it is so strange but would be ordinary for those that heard it before.
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„no matter where you are, you can’t. get away. from me” is the most thretening thing i’ve ever heard lol
“The first thing you would notice is the shotgun door trap I rigged to blast anyone foolish to use the front door instead of the side window.”
"No matter where you go, can't get away from me."
Also, there's all this neat Michael merch!
Bag of asbestos looks yummy
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This is more Vsauce out of context material
The whole video is out of context
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That last part sounds like a threat.
It scares me to think that vsauce has absestos on hand to use anytime.
his studio is more organised than my bedroom
@絶対に荒らすKRplus i feel like im back in 2010
@@LKonstantina915 ah yes, good ol' 2010 scams
@絶対に荒らすKRplus I thought people are over with this bunkum
@絶対に荒らすKRplus double curse me daddy 🥵
Somehow I feel like your room is still more organized than my own
Michael: "You want a bag of asbestos?"
Me: sweats nervously
VSauce, Michael here, exactly how much asbestos can the human body handle?
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@@dbneptune the amount is zero
I love how in each of these he always makes a mildly threatening remark
Ive been watching for years and i only bow appreciate how much this man devotes his life to education its just so humble and nice
Michael ; "...the average colour of Uranus"
me: "ah, that's why it's censored"
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"this is the average colour of Uranus"
Me : *starts chuckling like a 3rd grader*
It is supposed to be BROWN
@@somerandomdude373 Mine is pink should I get checked too?
@@somerandomdude373 mhm yummy
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"People with messy desks are more likely to be smart"
Me:
"Every second you're not running, I'm getting closer to you"
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Props to Vsauce for giving us High Quality Grade hentai for the box with all of that pixels
Sus
Hey dude 😺
@絶対に荒らすKRplus oh no..... anyways
@@capseamonkey6609 lmao
@絶対に荒らすKRplus double curse, oh no, that's twice as much... something...
Meanwhile on another channel: The Longest-Running Evolution Experiment
I saw that video on veretasium
Lol it was the next video in my recommendation
I saw it too🤣🤣🤣
It was ahowaing “SAW” tittle all day long on my Tv 📺 in the room.. but why was i searching for final destination movie on my PHONE”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If Uranus is blue you should see a doctor
Vsause population in the room of curiosity: ♾
"No matter where you go, you can't get away from me"
Vsauce out of context, part 10
"you want a bag of aspestos"
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What- THERE IS TEN PARTS-
What are the 1st nine..?!
@@Weezeler asbestos *
The chances of a Vsauce plushy to kill you is low, but never zero
It should be called the Vsoffice.
"you can't get away from me"
Vsauce is getting closer every second
"It looks likes a brainfood machine took a massive dump in here... AND I LOVE IT"
Love how you put it lol
talking about dumps, what's the best place to *dump* a dead child?
That should definitely be in a Vsauce out of context video.
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God, that last line was so threatening...
God who? Spesifically pls
@@radiokehed3897 Uranus
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Nobody gonna talk about vsauce becoming the rock?
Hey sauce, why did I woke up in your room locked.
“No matter where you go, you can’t get away from me”
Is that a threat or a promise?
It's the only fact that is 100% certain in this universe.
*Both*
Both
@@ashtonhoward5582 or is it?
"You cant get away from me"
A teacher like you is what we students dream of having
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That's what we call a "nightmare"!
“You can’t do that in a video”’ me holding my phone in my hand “or can you?” *v sauce transition noise plays*
The puppet at the end was hilarious LMAO
"You can't get away from me"
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here
When will you die?"
I love vsauce
@絶対に荒らすKRplus stfu
@絶対に荒らすKRplus I hope you will never get any subscribers
@絶対に荒らすKRplus oH nO, i AM cuRsED, OhhHHhHhHHh
.
You hear “hey vsauce michael here” echoing all throughout the building, and a few seconds later you hear the voices coming closer as they say, “ where are you right now”
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No matter where you are you cannot escape
Michael is always only slightly faster than you. You cannot stop him.
Thats why I'm on his back.
He’s proud of this and it shows like hell. It’s so wholesome to see :D
The last six words spoken literally made me "LOL" 😆
"Yo want a bag of asbestos? We got one of those."
"Its looks like a brain food machine took a massive dump in here. And I LOVE IT"
Someone is definitely gonna cut that out of context
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Michael really needs to release a collection of Vsauce horror meme readings
That last line is how this horror game starts in the Vsauce office
“You can’t do that with a video”
He says as I’m holding his video in my hands
you can,t do that with a video" He says as l m holding his vido in my hands
now!
“You want a bag of asbestos? WE GOT ONE OF THOSE.”
-Michael, 2021
Which one?
@@rahimkids9917 good question
"wherever you go, you can't get away from me" -Michael
"if you ever visit the vsauce office, michael will personally make sure you never leave"
“You can’t get away from me”
Me: Is that a threat should I be worried?
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when you realize that all these shorts are just ads for his product
Eh, I don't mind. Lol
“Want a bag of asbestos?” Is definitely a threat
This man has left a legacy
He completely lost his mind after that 3 days in isolation
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