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He really made the Uranus joke. I don’t know if I should be surprised
Why the heck he wearing Auschwitz pants tho
Well, he once made an entire video about it, so... :D
Actually, no, it wasn't an entire video. But he's used in a video before.
watch Hyperboloids on Dong...
@@ok-js3tp those are bots they type random stuff and pretend to be real people just so little kids click on their injected links that are 50% a virus and 50% a scam
Go back and watch the original Vsauce videos. And I mean go waaaay back. Before this was an education channel and when it was a dick joke channel.
Michael pulling out a knife and saying "I did something about it" is the scariest thing I've seen today
And the kiss was the nicest thing I’ve seen today
And the best! The best thing today!
The out of context compilations are going to have a field day with this one.
@@firstnamelastname7244 ikr
@@ikilledaman lmao
That fact about the Moon’s distance from Earth blew my mind.
@@cwandtheblueenderman6568 ??? No it’s not.
That made me suspect about the veracity of the moon landing.
@@dartyellowimamugger1942???
@@dartyellowimamugger1942the distance from the earth to the moon is about 238900 miles.
Apollo 11s top speed was about 24500 miles per hour. Yes the number is huge, incomprehensibly large from our understanding of distances, but it's possible. The total mission time of Apollo 11 took 8 days, with one flight from the earth to the moon (and vice versa) taking a bit over 3 days.
@@dartyellowimamugger1942
The average distance between the Earth and the Moon is 384 400 km (238 855 miles). the distance to the farthest planet Neptune is nearly 3 billion miles (4.5 billion kilometers).
“SO, 🗡️, I did something about it” Michael did in fact do something about it
Make sun one :)
@@calro3683wrong area buddy, this is a reply section not the comment section.
Or did he
17 bodies!?
This is arrested development
For the sun, Michael drives to your house and demolishes it with a sun scaled wrecking ball.
Bro 😂😂
worth it.
HEY! Vsauce, Michael here.
😂😂
nevertheless this allows you to meet Michael which is a win for me
Vsauce: "Are you tired of people not paying back the money they owe? Us too! That's why we did something about it!" * clicks knife *
Wow man I thought I payed it back. No, No! * gets stabbed *
“Thank god I escaped those loan sharks” *gun gets pressed to the back of your head* “Or did you? Hi, Michael from VSauce here”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. best
My boi Michael makin em LEAK!!
Haha! So funny!
Bro violated us at the end
i wouldnt say VIOLATE...
idk man i kinda neeeded that michael pookie kiss
NAHHHHH
Am down for a good pookie kiss
Idk he didnt violate me i liked it
The Pluto slander is getting out of hand💀
He don't mind krplus.net/bidio/ddmKnJ2srG3VfWEsi=YGLVRJMlZGDwUUW7
The uranus joke is one of those jokes that will never die regardless of how overused it becomes.
As a Finn the joke does not work so well :D
Finns pronounce Uranus with very heavy weight on "Ura"-nus
Or will it? *plays vsauce music
@@jarskil8862 k
FAX
@@jarskil8862 Ur awnoose
When he pulled out the knife all I can think of is "the chance of getting killed by Vsauce is low, but never zero."
Hey vsauce, Micheal here. How fast can you run?
*"How many holes does a human have? Well, that's up to me."*
"or is it?"
@@trithulu7751 🤣🤣🤣👍👍
@@corsojames Good one!
Bro did Pluto dirty
And Uranus even dirtier.
My phone started buffering when he turn around for the uranus joke and my coworker walked in and was concerned😂
Anime when other people walk in the room
For everyone’s reference, the sun is almost exactly 6 feet wide
How many arms is that?
@@kevinf8439 hahahahaah
@@kevinf8439 The real question is... How many chests is it?
how many toe nails is that
how many yellow bananas is that?
The Uranus joke and the kiss at the end was something that I never knew I needed.
Fax
🤨
Uranus *proceeds to show his ass*
Hmm... Could have had a better name for Uranus.
🤨
📸🤨
Am I the only one feeling offended for Pluto 😂😂
“Well I did something about it”
*proceeds to physically change planets’ sizes according to his miniature models*
what we learned - Micheal is bigger than all the planets in the solar system
ikr no wonder his brain is so huge
I laughed too much on this one comment
hahahaha
You made me snort through my nose at 3 am. Ultimate honor
Why is this Undarreted Needs More likes
Vsauce casually destroys Pluto by calling it a speck of debris
Every single plant (and Pluto)
At least he included it in the sticker pack.
It is a speck. It hasnt even cleared out its orbit
Well it is super microscopic and he made it that
Mmmmhhh…. Speck🤤🤤
Speck is the German word for bacon
Pluto is my favorite dwarf planet and I'm glad he was included
He took the Uranus joke to a whole new level
Correction: *hole*
Did he really took the joke to a whole new level or it was on that level the hole time@@12.7x99mm
You’re like if a demon wasn’t evil or something.
I believe goblin is the word
This is the most wonderful description
crowley from good omens lol
So a more passive yokai
Chidaruma from dorohedoro
Vsauce normally: "How high can we build?"
Vsauce when my mom walks in: **Pulls out a knife, twerks and kisses the screen**
Vsauce after being inspired by the version of Alerquina in that movie that should not be named
HAHAHAHAHA THE URANUS ONE IS FUNNY
Vsauce is never normal.
@@BurnPerimeter and we should all know that by now
Ugh
The way he was talking with the jupiter and saturn got me 💀
Damn, I knew the moon was far away, but I didn't know it was THAT far away.
“So… I did something about it”
*distant screaming*
Muffled screaming
Stabbing sound and screaming facts about knifes
*blushes in excited*
"Now..how do knives work?" *Vsauce Music starts playing*
I was hoping there'd be an absurdly sized sun at the end
That'd be wayyyyyy too big to fit in any poster
@@highlander6573 Pheonix A black and is 100 billion times larger than the sun it would larger than his house maybe
Comically Large Sun
@@highlander6573 probably bigger than him
@@itsatticuss "probably" 😂
I was about to say, "WHERE'S PLUTO!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
I did something about it ...
....pulls out a pocket knife
**Unexpected kiss**
*kisses back*
😂
It felt really nice tho😂
"As long as you kiss my tight butthole~"
"I dooo"
-cs188
😚
Scientists: Uranus
Vsauce: Your Anus
I was looking for this comment
Putin:Our Anus
Uranus means sky in Greek
@@blazingkitsune9020 Stalin*. Putin: My.
that te correct pronunciation
The uranus one got me 😂😂😂
"Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Your *n*s, and Neptune."💀
*AÁÀÂÃÄÅĀ*
"LITTLE SPECKS OF DEBRIS" MICHAEL, RUN!
* pulls out knife
"I did something about it."
- Mini Solar System Factory owner found dead -
XD.
Exactly his intention😂
Ello frisk!
Lmao
Welp see you all in the clip of this moment forever made into a meme later
Vsauce with a knife is oddly threatening
Fr though, isn't that type of knife illegal??
I feel like you would never know what he would do next with it
@@Mrgodclipz 💀
@@notisike3553no, not in any worth while US state
Bro is about to say “let’s do an experiment with your kidney!”
My dumb azz was waiting for Sun 💀
*pulls out a knife* 'so, i did something about it'
If it's shorts that keep him with us, then I'm not complaining
he just posted a week ago what else do you want
@@vivanlosgatoslomejor diet soda and a number seven without pickles
@@vivanlosgatoslomejor I'm not like the other guy who shamelessly asked for diet soda and a number 7 without pickles.
I would like the same with pickles included.
@@vivanlosgatoslomejor it’s just a statement of fact. He used to post a lot more and people miss it. Therefor, OP will accept his Shorts to hold them over
@@vivanlosgatoslomejor Bring the menu please
When he got out the knife and said "I did something about it." that felt like a threat.
mmmyes, the joke is the joke
I answered "no" because disproportionate solar system models totally rule.
lmao same
It's what happens, donut, when people tends to eat your family ;)
same lol
Didn't have to do my man Pluto like that
Bro was feeling emotions at the end
That kiss was the most intimate moment of my adult life
I'm about to fall asleep and I really needed it
@@Zanthorr ask yo mum before sleeping lad
@@vannhantran547 hello?
relatable.
I felt violated 😂🤣🤣🤣
It's amazing how a 42 second video can be both so educational and so deeply uncomfortable. You've truly found your niche
Realizing the truth, and accepting it, is oftentimes bothersome.
43
That's the secret behind 42
Now I just need a 1km long laptop to stick them to
Nah he did Uranus dirty 💀
**vsauce twerking**
Something I'd watch
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No just no
0:22
*shakes head*
I'm sorry W H A T ?
Ngl, I’m kinda disappointed that there wasn’t a massive building-sized sticker for the sun
I second this!
I wonder how massive it would be lol
@@Nsquare_01
About 10 jupiters wide which means about 100 jupiters worth of sticker
I struggled to estimate the size of the Jupiter sticker but i tried anyway and i got that the sun should approximately be the height of a normal human.
I mean the sun isnt technically a planet but nether is the moon soo
Well if all of the stickers were smaller so that Jupiter was 5 inches in diameter then the sun would be 4’6” in diameter
So just by eye-balling it the sun would probably be 8-10 feet or so in diameter in his set
The sun would be an entire house 🤣
Man, that Lunar orbital radius fact was something that I had not realized.
Michael: "uranus"
Me:*goes straight into comments*
Same
SAME
Same
Same
Same
*pulls out knife* “hey vsauce Micheal here how fast can you run”
Each second you run, the closer I'll be - Vsause On Friday 13 Probably
You forgot the question mark
“Because I’m gonna throw this knife directly at you and if you can’t outrun it you’ll die and won’t get these planet stickers.”
Nah, something like
Pulls out knife "hey vsauce Micheal here, how fast can a human run?"
@@DEV-rw7eu you forgot we don’t care
Update subject: 3027 has continued its interest in outer worldly place, possibly a sign of knowledge about previous endeavors. It’s has also shown signs of affection towards observing crew, stronger tint on windows is highly recommended as for now attempt to block direct field of view until an inquiry into new behavior has been completed.
Report will continue soon, 2nd Lead Researcher Lima Papa
I think Vsauce just murdered the people who did the system wrong sized.
vsauce thicc compilation
There's a sentence i never thought I would read
2021 thicc vsauce comp. extra THICCC😳😳
@@raccoon2276 vsauce sus😳😳
🤣 lel
@ThatGuyOverThere69 🤣 wait your profile pic is it actually edited or 🤣
Now we just need a properly scaled sun to complete the set
You'd need to unfold the sticker so probably wouldn't be the best quality. The alternative would be a product that doesn't comfortably fit on the self at retailers
@@Pube-Dental-Flossyou’d probably rip it cause it’s about six feet. Wide
Would be 2.31m (7ft 7 for those who use Freedom Units)!
once i did this at school and when the earth was really small, i forgot how small, it was still 350 meters away i think
@@Pube-Dental-Floss
You could ship it rolled in a tube like a poster, so it wouldn't have creases.
Pluto will find you, Michael. 👁️
this guy’s like kid friendly rick and morty but morty’s not home and this guy’s just fooling around and i can’t get enough of this
Michael: Brings up a knife and says "I did something about it"
Me: He's doing it. He's going to murder Jupiter.
He ate it
@@alfajorcin he snorted it
Stop unoriginal comments
@@arnavdman If you don't like the literally unavoidable unoriginal comments you can stop going to the comment section then, idk '-' it's just kinda pointless to complain about it, sadly.
And i think it's pretty funny
@@arnavdman Dang, I worked hard on this one
Note: Really tempted to say he's murdering Uranus but way too easy
This video is everything. Pulls a knife on us, twerks in our face, kisses us. Rants about planets, shows us cool stickers.
All the best things in life!
The ideal partner
So good!
The ideal friend
Disses Pluto and all
The Uranus one made me wheeze
When he said to scale I was expecting him to somehow pull out actual life sized replicas and destory Earth.
Uranus joke never gets old not when Vsauce pulls it off
Clever 🤓
That had me dying XD
@@damianuskekabintara1798 😐
XD
I didn't get it, can u pls explain 😶
Very cool, also the uranus joke was amazing
THICK
Booty so big not even the asteroid belt would fit around it
Who hasn't jokingly pronounced "Uranus" as "your-anus" at least once?
Among us mp3
krplus.net/bidio/odF7n6Sqf62snXo
kinda an ass move imo, people always make fun of it
My guy just gave us a goodnight kiss
Vsauce is the only person that makes my brain hurt but makes gain braincells at the same time
**kisses vsauce back**
Michael
Ehhhh
Just kissed the community but not michael, homie
🙄
have fun now you have mono
“Are you tired of solar system sets not being up to scale?” “Me too.”
*switchblade*
*So I did something about it.*
Scariest thing I’ve ever saw and heard
Hwy he can always make you to scale
Seen*
@@emperormaurice852 we don’t care
@@thefishonline You are not all of them, some people care. 🤭
@@thefishonline Sheesh, you on your phone all day? Responding to my comment two minutes after?
My man is so hilariously menacing I love it
Pluto will always be a planet in my heart
"Are you tired of getting less chicken nuggets at McDonalds? So I did something about it."
*Pulls out knife*
I'm tired of getting plain nuggets instead of spicy nuggets from Wendy's, think Michael can help with that?
@@alexdivision4320 You get the spice if Michael got the knife
"Are you tired that fewer and fewer people can correctly use 'less' with uncountable nouns and 'fewer' with plural nouns in English? Well me too! So, I did something about it."
*Pulls out knife*
@@desmond-hawkins
I'll try to make that mistake less times
@Mcheetah *McChi-McCken McNug-McGets
“So *takes out sharp knife* we did something about it”
I think I watched the same video as you
@@Quasar0406 I think this is a Joke
So I committed mass genocide
I love getting threatened before i go to bed. Thanks Michael from V Sauce
The little smooch at the end got me😂😂
Seeing vsauce just snap out that blade instills primal fear long forgotten by humans
666 likes 😰😰
@@gateguardian9277It's not like 666 is a bad thing.
It's just a number.
“Hey vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers?”
Only 42 seconds, yet it's one of the most wild Vsauce rides I've been on.
I agree, and there are sure some wild ones.
42 likes
Hahahahahhaha
It really was a wild one
The kiss at the got me 💀
i love everything about this short 😩 (except the Pluto slander 💀)
Vsauce kissing me in the end is the closest I'll ever get to being in a relationship
Lmao 😂
Don't you have parents?
At least you know
@@cooler-ian but they’re related to you, Vsauce is not
@@dnimni ya but, love is love I like being hugged by anyone, not like in a purely romantic way
Also how do YOU know Vsauce isn't related to me for all you know he's my dog
God I just love you michael
💘
He's so weird for the camera! A true brainiac AND entertaining comedian! Lol! Crazily wonderful!
Who doesnt, he like a father to me
I'm not gay but I kinda do too
hey harry
"Are you tired of solar systems sets thats not to scale? Well i did something abot it"
*proceeds to pull out a knife*
the kiss at the end caught me off guard
Bro absolutely violated Uranus 💀💀
Nah he violated pluto
I didn't feel anything...
*Myanus
Very poor choice of words
pause
That last thing about the moon made my mind explode - hOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS????????
Ditto
It's a neat wat to put it those distances into perspective. Also really says something about the sheer size of our gas giants.
Yah, and Pluto (which is not a planet) is actually smaller than the moon too!
Im glad I heard it many times. Also, the planet closest to Earth is Mercury. In fact, every planet's closest planet is Mercury! **mindblown**
Because 99% of illustrations that show both the Earth and Moon show them way too close together.
“so i did something about it”
*pulls out a knife*
That kiss was personal
*Scientifically whips out a switchblade *
I do not want him to be tired of me, and do something about it
@@Bantigon "Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?"
might be wrong, but to be pedantic anyway... i think it's just a spring assist and is styled to look like those classic switchblades.
Thought he was about to stab someone who made an off scale solar system model
@@HmmYesInteresting... Me too 😂
"So-"
_Opens Switchblade_
"I did something about it."
That was sus
We know. That joke was kind of implied there.
@@YourLocalPatriot okay, well excuse me for highlighting it because _I_ found it especially amusing.
@@buddycatdudeguy7169 thank you for highlighting it,
@Zacharia what do you get out of being a dick to someone you don't know who's just trying to express that they appreciated something?
Justice for Pluto the opps had him taken away
That kiss thrown my soul away😂😂😂
I died when he said Jupiter
Rip :(
R. I. P he was a good man
Rip man I'm sad now but I have to ask if you died how did you write this comment
OH PUBGM player also watches Vsauce 😂
I also watch your vids 😂
F
"If you're not just a planet freak and you love tiny specks of debris... we also included pluto"
savage and accurate
Savage but not entirely accurate; Pluto identifies as a dwarf planet
@@patricksarama4963 I identify as a lesser Olympian. And yes, I mean that both as elite athlete and god of the ancients.
@@patricksarama4963 yeah but there are many dwarf planets
@@AidanRahder thats just called a fat midget
I gasped audibly when he said that.
Pluto will always be a planet for me
I love that, been meaning to sub to curiosity box for a while now
"Every single planet... and Pluto" Breaks my heart every time
I hope Pluto gets its revenge one day.
where it belongs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@sh-ehmed It got it's revenge when planetologists never used that stupid "definition"
it has been over a decade and I still havent recovered from this emotional damage
Didn't have to do Pluto dirty TWICE in the same video 😭
space debris 😂
You hear about Pluto? That's messed up!
@@92xsaabaru- You seem like a fan of delicious flavor
fuck pluto, all my homies hate pluto
Not really, it's no longer considered a planet. I thought this was common knowledge.
the kiss was personal
The smooth cut in mercury made me look twice
“So I did something about it”
Vsauce after murdering everyone who made out of proportion solar systems
I though the same lmao that shit got me spitting out my tea xd
That's a clean knife for that amount of violence.
@@jwec9867 a good murderer handles his tools with respect
He knows he gets traffic from the memes about him. I respect it.
@@hannevanderven5230 It doesn't matter how clean it is you'll always get caught. (Not meant in an antagonistic way).
So short, yet so perfect. The knife click, the Uranus joke, everything about it is so well planned out. God I love this channel
Edit: and the kiss.
Facts from the man memento mori my good sir
memento mori good friend!
And the kiss
God loves you Sir
It’s great
Nice pfp
That kiss was a personal
“Are you tired of solar system sets that aren’t to scale? Well me too! So, I did something about it”
*Famous KRplusr, Vsauce goes on mad killing streak to a company for not having accurate Solar System Set*