소스 코드
- 게시일 2020. 02. 16.
- Support Vsauce, your brain, Alzheimer's research, and other KRplus educators by joining THE CURIOSITY BOX: a seasonal delivery of viral science toys made by Vsauce! A portion of all proceeds goes to Alzheimer's research and our Inquisitive Fellowship, a program that gives money and resources directly to growing science channels here on KRplus! www.curiositybox.com
/ tweetsauce
/ electricpants
Special thanks to @chubbyemu and Evelyn Lamb ( / evelynjlamb ) for answering my questions about the body and holes, respectively.
wardrobe by: / dasharez0ne
An article from Evelyn about holes: blogs.scientificamerican.com/...
the philosophy of holes: plato.stanford.edu/archives/s...
Coffee mug + doughnut sculptures and video from @henryseg :
VIDEO: • Topology joke
BUY: www.shapeways.com/product/6CJ...
sun footage: svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/12326
anatomy of the nasal cavity: • Anatomy of the Nasal C...
Supernumerary Puncta: link.springer.com/chapter/10....
accessory ostium:
www.icoi.org/glossary/accesso...
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti...
3D visual effects: Eric Langlay
Toilet scene effects: me and Jake Roper and Eric Langlay
music: Jake Chudnow and Audio Network
Send me Stuff!
Michael Stevens
PO Box 33168
L.A. CA 90033 - 엔터테인먼트
![[스페셜] 등장만으로 투수조 사기 저하💦 역대급 트라이아웃 지원자의 등장💥 | 최강야구 | JTBC 240415 방송](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XS5qT9orzdA/mqdefault.jpg)
![[15화 예고 FULL] 현우를 마주한 해인?! 잊고 싶지 않았던 현우를 기억해낼까? #눈물의여왕 EP.15](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/71EK_bEtTSE/mqdefault.jpg)
![수상한 연구소 (Suspicious Lab) #2｜[SKZ CODE] Ep.48](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/b-ztNXTxxLA/mqdefault.jpg)
I was not prepared for how disturbing the toilet doughnut was going to get.
Rico Reyes ikr, I had to pause and think about wat just happened
I never knew how much water a doughnut could hold, but I'm better off knowing now
I knew he was going to bite it. I doubt it was actually in the toilet though, probably in a bowl of water he placed in there or something
100%
Bruh wtf is this man doing with himself!!!!???? Like ew no
Michael’s parents “omg he’s about to say his first words”
Michael “or am I”
Nice one
@@erent1476 ...
@@erent1476 stop
Eren Taşkın imagine needing to self promote your own video
201st like
Micheal is the only person who can make me watch a 21-minute video about holes.
No one spelled Michael right
For some reason I doubt that
Nobody can make me do that so please tell me how many holes?
@@JGT. It's 7.
I want slime
no matter how old a vsauce video is, it almost never ages badly.
Almost? 😃
@@jordanjordan3167 yeah... I'm really curious about this... "almost"...
@@TwixiMixiPixiDid you watch Vsauce before it was a sciencey channel back when it was a videogame comedy channel. It did not age well lmao.
FR
@@MCTrapsandTutorialsyour reply made me check out his old videos, they’re funny
Plato: A human is a featherless biped
Aristotle: A human is a rational animal
Michael: A human is a seven-holed donut
BEHOLD A MAN
8 for some
Amazing comment
Horns holding hellishly hot houndini's I’m assuming you mean by some the female, women have same amount of holes as men
Espi0nageNinja not exactly buddy we would have 8
“Don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t- GOD HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT”
One of the most artistically appetizing moments in youtube history.
idk probably it isn't a real toilet. Still it's a soggy 🍩🤢
@@wasifzakwan8722 They gave him a new dougnut soaked in tapwater or something.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@MegaMementoMori probably a bowl of water floating in the throne, just below the gopro
"Holes are ontologically parasitic" might be one of the greatest quotes ever
Michael eating the donut from the toilet has scarred me for life.
it’s prob a bowl of water in the toilet with camera on top
“You are just a bunch of meat packed around the central hole.”
Best insult ever heard
"or are you?"
or is it?
I'm certainly recycling that insult.
That's exactly what I am.....no more...no less.
Indeed and Trump loves to grab that hole anytime. 🤣😂
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider"
That's going on Vsauce out of context for sure.
Cause him saying come on in and voring the camera isn't
And 10:00
9:55 too
@@siverthekkelstrand7685 that at 10:00 is even better that slapping the solid steel ball!
@@CallMeJeffrey ah yes, free internet points
This is without a doubt the most cursed intro to any Vsauce video, and that’s an achievement
As Wikipedia once said: "Please do not expand the list by creating more of them."
Michael: "You know what a hole is? It's a word. Holes might not even exist."
me: "he has truly returned"
Ahole
I really missed this vsauce
We truly live in the best timeline
Or has he?
lol
Micheal in 2013: You are the center of the universe
Micheal in 2020: You are a hole
Woah
At least 7 holes, actually
you spelled his name wrong :(
ffs get his name right
Thanks for the likes!, of you want to know what video I was referring to it is “Travel Inside a Black Hole”.
Also, my bad I got his name wrong 😬
This guy makes science and biology so fun 😮❤
biology is also science
@@thedream6203
@@thedream6203 🤓
@@thedream6203 Theres different things in science like physics, chemistry, and biology. it's not just science as a whole
They were both fun in the first place.
I have never thought about holes, and holes in the human body this much before, I also didn’t know that a human body had different kinds of holes. I have also learned what topology is. At the beginning of the video, I was asking myself how he was going to fill 21 minutes and 26 seconds with talking about how many holes a human body has.
It's an educational video with a touch of humor.
Virgin
Everyone watching the video: don’t eat that donut
Michael: nom nom nom
really hope it wasn't actually toilet or at least he had a secondary container in that toilet
BrenRadNeo probably not it’s Michael we talking bout
@@Stray0 to be fair, toilet water is quite clean in the us
Yuuuuck
I wouldn't even eat a donut that's been sitting in 100% clean water.
That's only because I respect donuts too much.
I swear he lost his sanity after doing the isolation chamber and we’re just watching him slowly descend
You think this man was ever sane to begin with?!?
@@PhoenixAce he is saner than most of us :)
hypersane infact, not hyposane
He bounced back
that is the price of god like knowledge.
What a great first video from Vsauce to start off with, definitely made a good first impression
The intro nobody asked for but they still got it 😂
*Michael Eats The Donut*
Me: That’s Disgusting.
Michael: But What Is Disgusting?
The next VSauce video! 🤗
lexie. gxcha why did I hear the music
Michael- Or is it?
Why is disgusting?
the whole intro I was on edge like "is he going to fucking eat that thing"
Video title: How Many Holes Does A Human Have?
4 minutes in, Michael: HOLES MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST
Joyce Ong 😂😂😂 thats “hey vsauce micheal here “for ya
I'm currently doubting the meaning of everything
I mean holes don’t exist
That’s why they exist
You telling me I can kill a vampire by rubbing garlic on its foot?
💀
well anywhere really
No doubt. Best channel and the only one who will make me watch a 21 minutes video about holes.
He got his password back, but not his sanity.
Did he ever?
And we are fine with it, aren't we?
Who needs sanity when you have answers
@᪶ ᪶ or was it Ayahuasca?
@᪶ ᪶
Or did it?
Me: How uncomfortable can a KRplus video get without being striked?
Vsauce: He, he, he...
after this video about holes porn got a *hole* new meaning
He has a channel that used to be called dong
W..W..Why is he stuttering?
Spider videos were they rip apart males
Alternative title: Lost? How to find your butt
the most infamous phrase oh the 21st century:
“Or are they?”
*followed by keyboard*
This video has now made me imagine a non digestible string you could eat and have it pass through you entire digestive track and come out the other end completly intact only Michael could spark my imagination in such a way
"Your body isn't a doughnut, It's a bodysuit for a spider."
*And i now conclude after ten whole years, Michal has officially lost it.*
The context makes him sound even more insane
Maybe we all are spider man!
ten HOLE years ;D
Eat your cereal
Look on ding, he’s been losing it for ages.
“Don’t eat the toilet doughnut don’t ea... ahhhh nooo he ate the toilet doughnut
The best case scenario is he ate a clean wet donut that didnt actually go in the toilet (like in a cup beside the camera). But either way he ate a wet donut and that's just gross haha
I'm hoping it was from a bowl of water, and not a toilet bowl. either way. unnecessary
@@failsaferecords Bruh it's not toilet water.
Just imagine yourself in his place, where would you put the donut?
C Dykhuizen everything you say for now in will be a continuous quote.
I know it's a camera trick, but GAH!
I've been inside Vsauce, and it felt like I was curious for more.
Yo vsauce thanks for the vids they always take me asleep when I can’t go to sleep, once again thanks dude
vsauce: how many holes do people have?
vsauce: well to explain this, lets eat a doughnut out of a toilet
Homer Simpson: *_"This guy gets it!"_*
Haha
"Shock value" isn't.
@@NajwaLaylah,
*_"Or is it?"_*
Maybe it's just a bucket that from inside looks like a toilet, OR IS IT?
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider." That has to be the most disturbing sentence I've ever heard on KRplus.
Welcome to the rest of your life... Enjoy the generation.
cresun the high of Methamphetamine is said to be the best feeling a human can physically endure. At that moment, the first hit of the meth pipe, you have peaked. Anyways I say this because after hearing this I have felt that high. I have peaked.
Now thats just a straight fact my friend nothing disturbing about that
Do spiders have 7 or 8 legs, how about how many holes has a spider.
the jeans image was terrifying.
bro just called us a seven-sided donut and thought we didn't notice
10:02 no one: that one couple in the bathroom at 10 am
No one:
Everyone: Michael is back.
Michael: Human body is a seven holed donut.
Thanks for this, I couldn't hear it because I am blind
😂😂
Just a normal video
That part in the video where everything that was talked about so far starts to connect and make sense and then everything clicks into place is why I love Vsauce.
For as much budget that Mind Field has, it never blew my mind as much as a good ol' Vsauce video. Same goes with DONG; those were never like Vsauce videos.
Yum
me: *sees title* how is this going to be 20 minutes?
Michael: holes do not exist
me: ohhhhh
Queue vsauce music
OR DO THEY?
* vsauce music starts playing
i legit just laughed at your comment bro 😂
😂😂😂
Have me there like “I knew it!!!” when I really don’t know where tf he’s going with this
still watching this 3 years ago right before new years
Vsuace never changes.
In this video, Michael discusses in full whether or not a hole is still a hole after you stretch it out.
Me: Why is VSauce not posting?
Michael(raises eyebrow): Or are we
Are We Alone *vsauce music plays”
Michael: what is posting? is there posting?
hey vsauce, Michael here. I dont post. but what is post? well in 1789 etc.
he posts on d!ng
CL Rice he uploaded on the main channel 3 months ago. D!ng hasn’t uploaded in 6 months. Lmao
"Not all holes are equal"
No truer words have ever been spoken
How so cuz i dont get it 🤔🤔🤔
@@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 if you dont get it then you're too young to be on youtube lmao
does liking FFDP make me a military wife help lmao if you get fooled for this obviously you aren't allowed to stay up this late.
"now we're really stretching the use of the word hole"
@Mustafa Luebeck Big brain time
I was definitely expecting that intro.☺
i literally just saw a short today captioned “vsauces weirdest intro” and now 5 hours later i just barely chose to start watching this and its this intro. i love it
*takes donut from the toilet
*gets it near his head
"oh no you won't..."
*starts talking
"phew, he didn't"
*takes a bite
"AAAAAAAAAAA"
Then i though top end would bbe dry, Then it driipa toilet water !!
I think he edited the video, and bit a donut he just soaked in tap water
Fun fact toilet water is the same water that comes out your tap! So it is in fact just as safe (given your toilet is sufficiently clean)
@@pirateskull1819 Yeah no $hit dude the problem is clearly with the toilet isn't it :p
Pirateskull unless you havent... flushed yet
Very good explanation of the topological defintion of continuity!
Language in Thought and Action is an incredible read when it comes to words and their “meanings”
Don't eat the toilet donut, DON'T EAT THE TOILET DONUT-
he ate the toilet donut
vsauce: They call me a mad man
@Shawn 824 or did he...
I hated how he ate it I’m unaubing
I like to think the water was actually glaze and he just ate a normal donut
probably just a bucket he put the camera in
Vsauce 2012: Explaining intruiging science concepts
Vsauce 2020: Almost the same except Michael does some questionably insane shit during the video
And I love it.
Hjakakkal . krplus.net/bidio/mbtlk3-oq4adYn6W
It's not questionable
Well that's not new for 2020, he always did in dong and even in the old vsaucr videos
I'm glad he does it, it gets more people interested in his videos, and more importantly, science
This is so creative... massive respect!
The intro;
Cameraman:💀
Vsouce eating a toilet water donut:💀
The toilet being the witness to all o' this:💀
Vsauce: How many holes does a human have?
Vsauce 3 minutes later:
h o l e s d o n t e x i s t
Kory Kat So do I exist?
@@erent1476 go AWAY
@@erent1476 stop advertising
@@erent1476 I'm reporting u for unwanted commercial content and spam : )
not 3 mins
I genuinely believe that Michael has gotten crazier ever since he isolated himself in that white room for several days.
If he hadn't been perfectly rational through 3 seasons of Mind Field, I'd worry his insanity is being exploited for money by some puppetmaster.
Hes back tho
Yes
Lol yes
Imagine walking up to that door and hearing this dialogue
Vsause:could i eat a donut without eating its whole?
Donut: 😮
I love how this is basically just 2 vasauce videos stitched together, and my theory is confirmed by the second intro half way through
Vsauce: *explains and lists all of the holes in a human body*
Hentai producers: write that down! write that down!
Underrated
😂😂😂
make this top comment!
Kinky porn producers: this is where the fun begins
The women: I'm boutta end my own career
lol
“Your body is a bodysuit for a spider”
I know some people that would have nightmares for weeks if you told them that, Michael
It looked like a Menorah to me xD
I’m so glad you didn’t tell me. I would have nightmares for weeks!
thank you, stranger.
10:02 thank me later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, thanks for the nightmares
This is one of the most unhinged yet fascinating videos I think I’ve ever watched
This man has unlocked 210% of his brain.... He knows to much.
Michael:
-Ate a wet donut
-Is growing out his beard
-Going down the rabbit hole in 2020
We are ready for more.
*toilet donut
@@thesussyfoodcridictofameri2687
piss donut
piss donut
I screamed when he ate the donut
@@hannah-ne1lh same hahaha
@@hannah-ne1lh same
“Your body isn’t a donut; it’s a body suit for a spider.”
- Micheal Stevens
Jack Brand krplus.net/bidio/iMp9mn9zd6CrXmk
Вогарон
Oh my god, someone else who actually uses semi-colons! Brethren!
Beans its a lost art
I tend to consider a hole an opening in a surface. That shape at 9:38 id consider to have 4 holes.
I dont personally consider a straw to have 2, though. Because the opening isn't really on a surface, its just a surface rolled into a tube.
I dont consider jeans to have holes either, since in my head that means theres an unwanted tear.
But I grew up calling the legs "leg holes".
Language is weird
3:49 he is making me question my hole existence.
Everytime Michael says "or is it?" he adds another 10 minutes to the video.
Lmao its gets u hooked though
Or does he?
🤣🤣
Don't forget the raised eyebrow `,: |
18:50 he doesnt
Imagine if a stranger asked him how many holes a human body has and he starts explaining this
I hope that happens
"You got 22 mins?".
*Hi vsauce , michael here!""
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
Omg just imagine! Imagine. Imagine......
bro ate the dounut 💀💀💀
It started buffering after, "...you will eventually emerge out my..."
Michael : *explains how many holes are in the human body*
Hentai writers: Write that down, write that down
I just choked on my fucking sandwich cuz of this comment--
Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah raverrrrrr.... country roads take me home to the place I belawwwwnnnngg
Awwh write that down!! Write that down!!
right, because hentai has writing
Y'all ever played maggot bait?
Psychiatrist: tell me more about you.
Me: I'm a seven hole doughnut
A bodysuit for a spider*
Davide Rignani Lolli
Hell yeah
Here you go 667 likes
Why do I hear Rick’s voice?
Actually 10 two nippels belly button your face and both ends under your leg
10:00 😭why are you making those sounds sir💀
That into is enough for me right now. i should have stayed curious 💀💀💀
Getting more and more convinced that Michael indeed is HowToBasic.
Nice reference
He's getting more insane by each new video.
Sorry mate. Look up “howtobasic chris smith”. krplus.net/bidio/mtGNZ12MrIWxfYI
@First name Last name how to basic's face reveal, he said that he's actually Vsauce
genuinely
Title: How many holes does a human have?
Vsauce: The holes might not even exist
Me: ok
what?
@kptins underrated reply
@kptins wait this isn't porn?
like number 700 *BOI*
Its exist
krplus.net/bidio/e5SMoHesqH2oiHY
It really made me laugh (the transformation of the idea of hole from the jar to the bowl)😂😂😂😅😅😅
I'm so glad Vsauce didn't stay a game channel. Such a master class in video production every time.
Michael: How many holes are in a human body?
Also Michael: Doesn’t matter, holes don’t exist
Humans are sponges of atoms
Or you know
*M E A T S P O N G E*
krplus.net/bidio/mbtlk3-oq4adYn4 u don't know this
when i saw the donut, my brain was like:
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
and then, what had to happen, happened.
he ate the donut
Same, as soon as i saw it i knew... but i still wasn't ready 😂
i feel dead inside now
It was probably just a bucket or something with clean water in it, with a toilet seat on top of it. Not that hard to do.. and he could just spit it out afterwards if he wanted.
@@I_am_a_cat_ well if you go in the slowest playback speed you'll notice that it is not a toilet in deed.. thank god
@@I_am_a_cat_ You mean he didn't eat from the toilet water with his poop in it ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
was contemplating how few holes i actually had until the end came and my 10 piercings pulled through
Maybe the real holes are the friends we made along the way
“How many holes does a human have?”
Vsauce: _proceeds to pull donut out of toilet then eats it_
W
ive just realized vsauce is just a real and smart shitpost
Yes
poopookaakaa donut
Is that why he claimed himself as HowToBasic??? 😅
"Your body isn't a doughnut, it's a bodysuit for a spider"
That's exactly the type of thing I want to hear when I open a Vsauce video
But it only has 8 holes, so there is no opening for the head :( Let's use it as a bodysuit for an ant, so theres 6 legs, 1 head and I'll throw in a hole for bodily waste purposes.
More like a Jellyfish Piloting a MeatSuit Gundam.
Which is in the Shape of a Menorah. @18:15
Our body is a seven-holed-doughnut
@@thulyblu5486
Exactly. This was triggering me big time.
Watching this man for the first time he scared me so bad he's giving a good vibe- am I crazy??
5:37 yes. a hole that goes from one side of the plate through infinity to the opposite side of the plate.
“Hey! Vsauce, Michael here.”
*Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.*
Except in your nightmares...
".ereh leahciM ,ecuasV !yeH"
"All holes are not equal"
There it is boys, he said it
True
But all hoses are still goals
Yes
#EQUALHOLERIGHTS
Amen to that
I miss new content from Vsauce so much ❤
that donut bitting at 0:45 was personal 💀💀💀
*_"...The king is back, Looking to regain his throne."_*
EduardoVergadura 00 And then pull a doughnut out of the throne and eat it
Yes lmao
he won it back with the first 4 seconds of this video....
Money has burnt a hole in Vsauce pocket so he had to come back to KRplus.
*_"... And he is surprisingly succeeding..."_*
"Holes might not even exist"
MOM, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
Underrated comment
I’m the 70th like
Haha 😄
@@Kai-yaam and somehow I'm the 700th like
@@saurabhjadhav7656 well isn’t that cool?
i was eating while the intro was playing. Thanks micheal.
I am relatively new to you tube and a huge fan of Vsauce and Michael. watching this first time.
Awesome Mind-blowing stuff as always..
I am wondering what is vaginal opening leading to uterine cavity and then through Fallopian tubes opening in peritoneal cavity means topologically?? I reckon it is a blind hole and not a through hole.
Interestingly in a male body Peritoneal cavity is a blind sac with
with no external connection while in a female body it is an external pouch of atmosphere invaginating into a female body!!
Me: wanting to know how many holes we have
Vsause: "Holes might not even exist"
Me: *cries*
*you guys wont believe me but Vsauce commented on my new video. I'm so happy*
Riskyy stop lying for views. Reality check: it won’t make you famous 🙄
"could I go to the store and buy swiss cheese, and leave the holes at the store?"
@@riskyy2657 nice
"Oh wow, these seems like a cool vid-" Michael: holes don't exist
The universe re-imagines itself according to this guy's non-sequiturs. He is: The Mandela Effect.
@@Thallod but is it really? Is the mandela effect even real?
The entire universe is just a hole with bits of galaxy floating around in it.
I think a good rule of thumb is a the depth of a holes deepest point should be longer then the largest diameter or length of the opening of the hole
Alot of holes close together makes my skin crawl like crazy
Michael is about to be a Dad. Imagine how many questions her daughter is going to come up with that will eventually become videos.
Lit vid
krplus.net/bidio/mbtlk3-oq4adYn4 lit
I look forward to that.
_her_ daughter?
When did Michael transition?
Eren Taşkın stop fucking self advertising.
with the cup bowl plate thing I think that the opening has to be smaller than the actual object
"How many holes does a donut have?" Not enough. Not enough vsauce.
Michael: remembers Vsauce password
Michael 10 seconds later: holes.
@a regular guy who is a gamer dont worry im currently refreshing it and boii its gettin 5-10 like per second...😂
that’s genius
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here."
Ahh to hear those words again!
Yes
its so good to hear it again
Ah hell yea
Everybody's a gansta until vsauce music starts playing in 2020
Ikr