Bert Kreischer Drinks A Gallon Of Kool-Aid A Day???? | 2 Bears 1 Cave Highlight

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  • How would you react if you found out your best friend started the day with half a gallon container of Kool-Aid, and that they drink between 1-1.5 gallons of it DAILY?
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  • @MrDdye29
    @MrDdye29 3 년 전 +9501

    "What kind?"
    "Red"
    Legitimately an underrated part of this clip, answers it exactly how a 6 year old would lol

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 3 년 전 +142

      Dude I just bought a cool blue Gatorade and idk what the flavor is I just call it cool blue

    • @cordcd7
      @cordcd7 3 년 전 +43

      That’s where I lost it

    • @mdhcccc
      @mdhcccc 3 년 전 +27

      When u break down the different parts of the clip into levels of rating is when u have taken it too far

    • @RKrk-jj2li
      @RKrk-jj2li 3 년 전 +5

      hahaha... I thought the same thing. I thought of my nephew....

    • @keysersoze3804
      @keysersoze3804 3 년 전 +1

      mdhcccc 🙄

  • @radmanstan413
    @radmanstan413 3 년 전 +28212

    Bert lives like how a kid would imagine being an adult is like

  • @ElAyDubleZee
    @ElAyDubleZee 년 전 +4374

    The way he innocently says "Red" as if it's a flavor 🤣🤣

    • @jaycehoward2771
      @jaycehoward2771 년 전 +130

      Just like a 5 year old child would answer lmao! Kills me every time.

    • @toddharper2003
      @toddharper2003 년 전 +80

      And almost irritated, like, "Red, what else?"

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 년 전 +39

      In fairness, Tom didn't ask what flavor, he just asked what kind

    • @ericschultz525
      @ericschultz525 년 전 +79

      koolaid is the only drink where the color is the flavor

    • @toast9965
      @toast9965 년 전 +38

      You never refer to Kool Aid by its actually flavor.

  • @JohnDoe-cj1cw
    @JohnDoe-cj1cw 년 전 +2293

    Tom dying of laughter while saying "this is so much sugar" is the most dad thing ever.

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte 년 전 +22

      That part lives rent free in my head, along with the rest of this clip

    • @steflift5165
      @steflift5165 년 전 +14

      1:20

  • @AD-df5tm
    @AD-df5tm 2 년 전 +9205

    I love how Tom is laughing at how fucking absurd Bert is and Bert is just laughing because Tom is laughing.

    • @OverAchi3ver
      @OverAchi3ver 2 년 전 +185

      thats the beauty of it

    • @odditt9159
      @odditt9159 2 년 전 +113

      True Friends

    • @jessicagiardullo4209
      @jessicagiardullo4209 2 년 전 +81

      I love how red they both get when they laugh. Like their whole head is beat red lol

    • @climatixseuche
      @climatixseuche 2 년 전 +80

      and we all are laughing because they are laughing btw. how high are we?

    • @jurgenp.2408
      @jurgenp.2408 2 년 전 +17

      They both seem so kind hearted in a very equal way. Good people..

  • @nyastclair8174
    @nyastclair8174 2 년 전 +4765

    The guy laughing maniacally off in the distance the whole time is the cherry on top.

    • @jakehunter8341
      @jakehunter8341 2 년 전 +166

      The *RED* on top.

    • @dininelbourne
      @dininelbourne 2 년 전 +97

      Fucking precisely. That guy makes this whole thing next level.

    • @ctand91
      @ctand91 2 년 전 +4

      The soundboard laugh?

    • @carmenporter7087
      @carmenporter7087 2 년 전 +118

      @@ctand91 That's not a soundboard... it's Nadav aka Blueban, the show's producer.

    • @callumhill3758
      @callumhill3758 2 년 전 +1

      It's a sound board, its added into loads of these and YMH

  • @Twhyte96
    @Twhyte96 8 개월 전 +516

    Tom almost let it slide but then let his intrusive thoughts win with just a “Kool aid?” And it gave us one of the greatest podcast clips in history

    • @Randomjackass135
      @Randomjackass135 29 일 전

      Greatest? Jesus Christ you people have the sense of humor I had when I was 8

    • @obama7855
      @obama7855 21 일 전 +2

      ​​@@Randomjackass135what's your sense of humor then?

    • @nonago725
      @nonago725 3 일 전

      ​@@Randomjackass135 it's sad that you lack joy in life

  • @bskbskbskbskbsk
    @bskbskbskbskbsk 7 개월 전 +143

    “It’s low calorie Kool-Aid.”
    “Yeah, no, most doctors recommend it.” 💀
    I’m dead.

    • @markenriquez625
      @markenriquez625 2 개월 전

      the best part is they don't sell low-calorie kool-aid, the packet is just flavoring, and you add sugar to it that is the calories, so he is just totally delusional just like his alcoholism lol

  • @aesopivan
    @aesopivan 2 년 전 +6254

    They way he says “Red” he sounds like a child and doesn’t see anything wrong with drinking that much koolaid😂

    • @alexjones7043
      @alexjones7043 2 년 전 +231

      It’s also that he makes it out like it’s a really important part of the day and he doesn’t even know the flavour. Just the colour it is. That’s fucking hilarious.

    • @belindakaut6212
      @belindakaut6212 2 년 전 +8

      why narc hahahahha jesus

    • @eljoelo2459
      @eljoelo2459 2 년 전 +3

      @@ORiOh4582 LMAO

    • @devinallinson4824
      @devinallinson4824 2 년 전 +2

      @@ORiOh4582 IM DEAD A FUCKING NARC 😂

    • @VXBAKER
      @VXBAKER 2 년 전 +18

      @@alexjones7043 Well to be fair kool aid pretty much only has one flavor in different colors.

  • @spencermackel7800
    @spencermackel7800 2 년 전 +3897

    “What flavor is it?”
    “Red.”
    HAHAHAHA

    • @quinnoconnor2605
      @quinnoconnor2605 2 년 전 +65

      With a straight face lol

    • @Puggernuts
      @Puggernuts 2 년 전 +19

      Better red than dead!

    • @mikopop
      @mikopop 2 년 전 +29

      It's dumber, It's "What kind?" "red."

    • @markus2584
      @markus2584 2 년 전 +9

      @@Puggernuts said the guy with the pokemon playlist lmao

    • @Puggernuts
      @Puggernuts 2 년 전 +16

      @@markus2584 Lol it's a south park reference dude.. and pokemon kicks ass 🤘

  • @Monarch-jb8vi
    @Monarch-jb8vi 년 전 +1146

    "You never realize how different you are until someone points it out" hits really close to home

  • @mandelbomb99
    @mandelbomb99 년 전 +549

    The funniest part is that Bert doesn’t actually get why Tom’s laughing so hard, but he’s laughing cause Tom is laughing.

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 6 개월 전

      That is the sad part... dude is a moron, and dying, laughing.

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 3 개월 전 +2

      Bert is laughing cuz he knows it will get him views

  • @justsomeguy746
    @justsomeguy746 2 년 전 +9588

    “Good for that guy, he drinks a lot of water” get me every time

    • @dwightrichards3584
      @dwightrichards3584 2 년 전 +23

      😂😂

    • @drsus0
      @drsus0 2 년 전 +181

      “ i try to drink two every day” gets me…as if its what the doctor recommends lol!

    • @justsomeguy746
      @justsomeguy746 2 년 전 +30

      @@drsus0 all docs suggest to drink two gallons of Kook-Aid A day lol

    • @toby2k75
      @toby2k75 2 년 전 +18

      Lmao well technically bert is drinking alot of water😂😂

    • @NoblePineapples
      @NoblePineapples 2 년 전 +36

      For me it's "You know how you don't realize how different you are until someone points it out?"

  • @SHEEMBA
    @SHEEMBA 3 년 전 +3967

    That genuine "red" answer got me

    • @str8cash113
      @str8cash113 3 년 전 +115

      "what flavor"? RED! LOL priceless

    • @josephlittlefield2313
      @josephlittlefield2313 3 년 전 +125

      “Blue is not a flavor.” “Oh, blue blast? Give it here.”
      -Michael Scott

    • @REAPER3fitty
      @REAPER3fitty 3 년 전 +9

      That's how you say it

    • @richliving1619
      @richliving1619 3 년 전 +38

      Red or purple. Those are the only acceptable answers to what kool-aid you’re drinking.

    • @Dannyjedge
      @Dannyjedge 3 년 전 +10

      Joseph Littlefield “how many filet o’fishes did you eat?” “That’s three or four months worth, Ryan”

  • @GetOffTheLawn
    @GetOffTheLawn 10 개월 전 +145

    When Bert doubled down with " I try to drink two of them everyday." LMFAO

  • @VeMi1337
    @VeMi1337 년 전 +873

    To people who don't listen normally, the thing you have to realize, since the very beginning when they started this podcast in episode one and every single episode onwards they always, at some point of the show, talk about health, Burt's crazy fitness routines and how he is trying to lose weight. Also, Tom usually doesn't laugh very often as he is the more calm and collected person. Burt's crazy Kool aid intake really came out of nowhere and makes him look crazy when thinking about how much he talks about health.

    • @brancracker
      @brancracker 년 전 +116

      Even better, 1 or 2 episodes before this Bert had said that he felt people who like ice cream are childish lol

    • @deezyD93
      @deezyD93 년 전 +7

      @@brancrackerhahaha I forgot that part 😂

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior 년 전 +30

      Its true, tom sometimes puts off serial killer vibes, with how serious he can be, so seeing him flat out lose it was just great. Makes sense though, considering what you mentioned. Probably did not see that coming at all XD

    • @thisusedtobemyrealname7876
      @thisusedtobemyrealname7876 11 개월 전 +8

      I'm Finnish and we don't have kool aid here. Quick googling revealed that if he indeed drinks "low calorie" kool aid it looks like it does not have carbs. Which is strange since maltodextrin is in there which I think is just carbs. Can anyone clarify if this is correct since I cant believe the amount of sugar he consumes everyday if he drinks 120 oz (3.6 litres!) Of regular kool aid everyday.

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior 11 개월 전 +9

      @@thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Yea, even if his calories are low, the amount of sugar must be insane. They saw when you over consume substances though, your body builds up a tolerance, so it might not even do anything for him, hence why he guzzles so much.

  • @danakendall282
    @danakendall282 2 년 전 +3422

    Bert's laugh sounds like some type of prehistoric sea bird dying slowly in the tar pits.

  • @fightclubswag
    @fightclubswag 3 년 전 +4659

    Bert literally drinks almost a pound of sugar in kool-aid every single day AND showers in a pool. How is he not being studied by Jane Goodall

    • @ShawnHodgins
      @ShawnHodgins 3 년 전 +190

      Too few humans have evolved far enough to appreciate your point.

    • @philocalypso
      @philocalypso 3 년 전 +39

      Knowing bert its probably sugar free

    • @roryvonmeyer2643
      @roryvonmeyer2643 3 년 전 +83

      How the hell do you "shower in the pool"? Does Bert bring shampoo, conditioner, body wash and whatever else into a pool with him and bathe?

    • @KiteAndKeyProductions
      @KiteAndKeyProductions 3 년 전 +36

      @@roryvonmeyer2643 yes

    • @roryvonmeyer2643
      @roryvonmeyer2643 3 년 전 +64

      @@KiteAndKeyProductions this guy is barely human

  • @wealthedge
    @wealthedge 년 전 +361

    Tom trying to calm himself down with “….it’s so much Kool Aid…” is SLAYING ME.

  • @jefryaye1017
    @jefryaye1017 년 전 +1208

    Does anyone else come back this episode just to have a laugh once in a while. I love you guys

  • @daves984
    @daves984 3 년 전 +3309

    Tom's crying because he just realized his best friend is a 10 yr old boy

    • @markh3684
      @markh3684 3 년 전 +22

      Tom's crying because 20mg Tom just realized his best friend is a 10 yr old boy

    • @daves984
      @daves984 3 년 전 +28

      @@hamschh you are mistaken, you are missing it entirely. Bert is a bit! He is a character. That is him I wouldn't second guess that he drinks a gallon of koolaid a day and doesn't think anything is wrong with that.

    • @krazyk3842
      @krazyk3842 3 년 전 +2

      Just realized I think he knew that lmao. He doesn't shower, doesn't brush his teeth, and have you seen his clothes in the tour bus lmao.

    • @no-gc6xd
      @no-gc6xd 3 년 전 +6

      Or realizing his best friend only has a handful of years left on earth

    • @krazyk3842
      @krazyk3842 3 년 전 +1

      @@no-gc6xd omfg

  • @Vorusen
    @Vorusen 3 년 전 +2152

    "If you're a grown man eating ice cream your life is out of control" Says the man who takes baths in the pool and TRIES to drink a gallon of Kool-Aid a day.

  • @davisd3928
    @davisd3928 5 개월 전 +60

    Tom's goose honk laugh at 0:49 brings me pure joy

  • @Simply_marryy
    @Simply_marryy 년 전 +306

    The double take Tom gives in the beginning gets me every time 😂

  • @snoop4470
    @snoop4470 2 년 전 +4535

    I come back every few months to watch this. I love it so much. "I try to drink two everyday" like it's part of some diet.

    • @bradymoore7675
      @bradymoore7675 년 전 +49

      That’s the part that got me 😂😂

    • @spjr99
      @spjr99 년 전 +40

      me justfiying drinking iced tea all day because its basically water

    • @krishaneWDssc
      @krishaneWDssc 년 전 +9

      Every few months, this is the 15th tome watching this month

    • @thesupreme8062
      @thesupreme8062 년 전 +12

      @@spjr99 I mean as long as you dont put much sugar into it

    • @TexasTimelapse
      @TexasTimelapse 년 전 +9

      I do the same when I need a good laugh. It never lets me down.

  • @marios3202
    @marios3202 3 년 전 +2906

    Bert is like what happens when you give a 12 year old a million dollars..

    • @brando847
      @brando847 3 년 전 +78

      Literally the Blank Check kid grown up

    • @-cali-gbpacker559
      @-cali-gbpacker559 2 년 전 +4

      No sh*t 🤣

    • @poppinboppin7250
      @poppinboppin7250 2 년 전 +20

      @@-cali-gbpacker559 thanks for the censor. Bad words hurt my feelings.

    • @lyndacork2821
      @lyndacork2821 2 년 전 +1

      Lol. Good one!

    • @MK-573
      @MK-573 2 년 전 +1

      @@poppinboppin7250 damn a light roast! He silly goose though

  • @normanjouett2792
    @normanjouett2792 년 전 +153

    The way Tom calmly says "take me through your morning" will always kill me.

  • @Mikemikemike131
    @Mikemikemike131 년 전 +214

    At 4:20 Tom just looks at Bert completely baffled and shakes his head because his best friend drinks a gallon of kool-aid a day and doesn't think twice about it

  • @selfmadenewbie
    @selfmadenewbie 년 전 +3677

    The way he says “I’ve gotta do two a day,” like he’s fulfilling some kind of prescribed nutritional requirement. 😂

    • @zedc6072
      @zedc6072 년 전 +39

      yeah like its for its health

    • @jamx_1276
      @jamx_1276 년 전 +63

      Hey that's what probably keeps the alcohol from killing him

    • @jumpingilly732
      @jumpingilly732 년 전 +13

      He says he tries to

    • @brucedoyle4055
      @brucedoyle4055 년 전 +6

      I mean how else does he keep in shape

    • @teeell3712
      @teeell3712 년 전 +16

      @@jumpingilly732 which is funnier. really working to fit that in. Goal set.

  • @skonka8503
    @skonka8503 3 년 전 +2400

    "dude that's 25g of sugar per serving!"
    "Yeah, but look at the Vitamin C"
    😂

  • @gapjunction11
    @gapjunction11 년 전 +428

    After watching it a hundred times, I just realised for the first time ever that at 2:02 Bert is farting from laughing so hard.

  • @adamrivera8550
    @adamrivera8550 년 전 +233

    If Bert said “Let me take a sip of this.” Instead of “Koolaid”, this moment wouldn’t exist.
    Let that sink in.

    • @comdrive3865
      @comdrive3865 년 전

      It's a moment, but moments like these aren't rare if you put the right people with the right vibes in the same room

    • @comdrive3865
      @comdrive3865 년 전

      @Dave Lane you probably mean well to correct him but the "grow up" at the end is unnecessary. makes you look like an asshole. lmao.

    • @andrewjohnson588
      @andrewjohnson588 년 전 +2

      Even after Bert says it, Tom almost lets it go. He does a double take and you can almost see him debating whether to say anything.

    • @getgle
      @getgle 년 전 +1

      @Dave Lane 🤓

    • @liamk1610
      @liamk1610 11 개월 전

      ​@Dave Lane You don't have to be this guy.

  • @Bugattiman9999
    @Bugattiman9999 2 년 전 +2163

    Bert’s matter of fact “RED” answer is just precious 😆🤣😂😅

    • @ILOVEGOOOOOOLD
      @ILOVEGOOOOOOLD 2 년 전 +25

      Lmaoo was looking for this comment. How confident he is in his answer

    • @michaelgeeslin7731
      @michaelgeeslin7731 2 년 전 +24

      My favorite part, besides Toms inital “you’re drinking…a fucking….64oz….(cannot finish)

    • @Lemmonjello416
      @Lemmonjello416 2 년 전 +11

      I like that they both turn a deeper shade of red than the coolaid

    • @sctkarter1111
      @sctkarter1111 2 년 전 +18

      He’s literally a child in adult form. Most rational adults say “cherry, strawberry, etc”

    • @traviscoates6878
      @traviscoates6878 2 년 전 +2

      Duh! What else is there?

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano 2 년 전 +13894

    I need a guy to cackle wildly in the background at everything I say, for my mental health

    • @scottg1942
      @scottg1942 2 년 전 +68

      Agreed

    • @badvibesforever999
      @badvibesforever999 2 년 전 +83

      Youre the last guy I expected to see in these comments, I love your videos man

    • @Hillybolly609
      @Hillybolly609 2 년 전 +16

      Somebody once told me

    • @jinglemyberries866
      @jinglemyberries866 2 년 전 +63

      who is that guy who always laughs in the background he has a very contagious laughter

    • @neaituppi7306
      @neaituppi7306 2 년 전 +4

      I need two, just so I know the first wasn't just laughing from a Kool-Aid sugar buzz.

  • @rafaelmarquez8886
    @rafaelmarquez8886 4 개월 전 +20

    5:18 “Then I get in the pool, I shower in the pool” lmao 🤣

  • @armanarmadillo
    @armanarmadillo 년 전 +101

    I've only laughed as hard as these two with my friend who's since passed from a heart attack. We were getting high in my office and watching this random funny show, and we both laughed for 45 minutes straight. By the time we calmed down, we weren't even high anymore, and I felt physically ill. RIP Big Arm.

    • @EraserTraceur
      @EraserTraceur 11 개월 전

      Bless.
      Wait, getting high in an office? Lul.

    • @armanarmadillo
      @armanarmadillo 11 개월 전 +2

      @I Gonna Be Neenja Ah, yeah man. I was a 21 year old kid that got lucky enough to run a small business but I was also an irresponsible pot head that liked to hang out with friends after work. So we'd smoke blunts and chill in my office lol.

    • @EraserTraceur
      @EraserTraceur 11 개월 전

      @@armanarmadillo haha u goated for that

    • @wyattpurpp
      @wyattpurpp 4 개월 전

      Same. Getting high with a buddy watching Without a Paddle and rewinding the part in the hospital parking lot at least 45 times.
      Big ups and love to ya homie.

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname 2 년 전 +2660

    Just think if Bert had never said “Let me take a little sip of Kool-Aid” we would not have this moment. I wonder how much longer it would have gone that nobody knew he was drinking Kool-aid the entire time?

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 2 년 전 +76

      I loved that moment of confusion from Tom before he realizes

    • @topramen5344
      @topramen5344 2 년 전 +9

      @@user-dx7yu1pm2i I feel the same way since those cups are just there, but the laughter and reactions don’t seem fake at all

    • @wasteman9548
      @wasteman9548 2 년 전 +6

      @@user-dx7yu1pm2i i feel like bert may have planned it but tom didnt know, those reactions were way too genuine

    • @maryannpeterson7292
      @maryannpeterson7292 2 년 전

      @@executioner_ecgbert884 p

    • @maryannpeterson7292
      @maryannpeterson7292 2 년 전

      @@executioner_ecgbert884 p

  • @talkingmudcrab718
    @talkingmudcrab718 3 년 전 +2131

    Bert literally didn't realize how ridiculous the concept of drinking a gallon of Kool-Aid a day was until Tom lost his shit. Let that sink in.

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 년 전 +35

      @@mamamia8891 even a pack of that shit is awful for you

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 년 전 +32

      @@Sigrafix he's just replacing addictions, it's like stopping crack but switching to full time eating

    • @Sigrafix
      @Sigrafix 3 년 전

      @@ReeferSmoker I don't see how you can be addicted to kool aid tho.. Lol.

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 년 전 +31

      @@Sigrafix sugar, hello? It triggers the release of serotonin its why fat people get fatter by the day

    • @karabinjr
      @karabinjr 3 년 전 +2

      sugar-free kool aid is 5 calories per serving actually

  • @spockolenbrander256

    Tom genuinely thought he was joking at first until he poured the Kool Aid

  • @rhysobrien2439
    @rhysobrien2439 년 전 +35

    I think I've watched this 100 times and it's still hilarious.
    "People walk around and they're like, good for that guy. He drinks a lot of water!"

  • @FattyMateo
    @FattyMateo 2 년 전 +843

    "you know how you never realize how different you are until someone points it out"?
    Good bless Bert, he's so innocent

    • @jwm6314
      @jwm6314 2 년 전 +7

      Like Christina learning you can dry yourself with a towel before you get dressed...

    • @michaeltonikov
      @michaeltonikov 2 년 전 +8

      He's so sweet. Literally, SO MUCH SUGAR

    • @arnoldhernandez1910
      @arnoldhernandez1910 2 년 전

      @@jwm6314 tf 😂

  • @VictoryVII
    @VictoryVII 2 년 전 +1820

    Bert doesnt realize the reason he's sweating is because his blood sugar is through the fucking roof

    • @igotanM16
      @igotanM16 2 년 전 +120

      And his blood pressure is probably high asf also. That's why he turned red so quickly.

    • @ojc8203
      @ojc8203 2 년 전 +17

      Good old American ignorance! Ppl don’t know that leanest beef has 25%of fat and put butter on it and eat it with potato of different kind

    • @RusticVisuals
      @RusticVisuals 2 년 전 +27

      @@ojc8203 is that the leanest? Is it a mislabeling thing or what? Because at the comissary here theres a lotta 93%

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 2 년 전 +54

      I’m genuinely impressed Bret Chrysler is still alive

    • @daddydankmemes6260
      @daddydankmemes6260 2 년 전 +8

      @@ojc8203 I've seen 90% lean beef and you can get higher if you're willing to pay for it

  • @peterogrodnick5693
    @peterogrodnick5693 10 개월 전 +57

    Tom Segura has one of the best laughs I’ve ever heard. It’s contagious as all hell 😂

  • @av0976
    @av0976 11 개월 전 +11

    3:40 not Bert sounding like Pennywise when he laughs😂

  • @MCRmechanic
    @MCRmechanic 2 년 전 +811

    I think it's so hilarious to Tom because he's probably been watching Bert drink out of that thing for months thinking "Wow, this guy drinks a lot of water. That's great." only to finally discover that he has been drinking kool-Aid the entire time. In that context it's so much funnier to me haha.

    • @tiktokuser8498
      @tiktokuser8498 2 년 전 +8

      taken. tom says that on 1:41

    • @joelanderson839
      @joelanderson839 2 년 전 +6

      And on top of that, this was during a time in the show (and just in Bert & Tom’s friendship) when every week it seemed like we found out a new unhealthy or gross things that Bert does. Pool showering, wiping his ass with his hands, drinking wine on the treadmill, etc. and it all reached a climax in this clip. It’s so beautiful hahaha

    • @MrMetalhorse
      @MrMetalhorse 2 년 전 +6

      @@joelanderson839 He does fucking what? WIPE WITH HIS HANDS?!! When did he say that? Do you have a link? can you elaborate? I NEED ANSWERS

    • @everybodyhateschrismania7970
      @everybodyhateschrismania7970 2 년 전

      How has he not have a heart attack

    • @everybodyhateschrismania7970
      @everybodyhateschrismania7970 2 년 전 +1

      @@MrMetalhorse right

  • @theCitizenholmes
    @theCitizenholmes 3 년 전 +577

    The high pitched squeal is how Bert attracts local dogs to mate with.

    • @apatel922
      @apatel922 3 년 전 +2

      *with him

    • @unchainedpapabear4517
      @unchainedpapabear4517 3 년 전 +1

      At least ya heard it ya dirty dog😂

    • @theCitizenholmes
      @theCitizenholmes 3 년 전 +4

      @@apatel922 I'm not sure YMH KRplus comments about Bert fucking dogs are where you go to find examples of proper use of prepositional phrases, my guy.

    • @rymichaeldudeguy65
      @rymichaeldudeguy65 3 년 전 +2

      1:36

    • @8kigana
      @8kigana 3 년 전 +1

      You mean like a Hyena and monkey going at it laugh.

  • @t.n.2297
    @t.n.2297 년 전 +76

    I have started a ritual where I watch this every morning so I can laugh stupidly and it just sets the mood for the day. I’m so much happier after laughing along with this nonsense.

  • @chazlon5061
    @chazlon5061 년 전 +80

    this reminds me of a moment i had with my friend. both of us are fat. and we were laughing about how hilarious an imaginary scenario would be if we were being chased by police as we both rode on the same motorcycle, going slowly down the road cause of how much we'd weigh down the motorcycle. We were two fat guys hysterically laughing at our own fatness for five minutes straight, just like this 😂

  • @roguesample
    @roguesample 2 년 전 +2469

    Tom almost composing himself and then taking a drink of the Kool-Aid only to lose his shit completely again kills me 🤣

  • @malachidavie5764
    @malachidavie5764 년 전 +1444

    1:44 put me in tears. “Good for that guy , he drinks a lot of water” 😂😂😂

    • @jayjavdav403
      @jayjavdav403 년 전 +13

      Same Lmfao

    • @johnwebster76
      @johnwebster76 10 개월 전 +8

      I immediately thought about all the sugar in 64 oz of Kool-aid, half a cup of sugar

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 3 개월 전

      Jesus Christ how does he not have diabettus.@@johnwebster76

    • @paul1979uk
      @paul1979uk 3 개월 전 +2

      That's when I nearly passed out in the kitchen. Don't watch this whilst making a cup of tea.

  • @litseagull554
    @litseagull554 5 개월 전 +11

    Tom laughed uncontrollably for damn near 4 minutes straight. Thats a great start to the day

  • @DCfreerunner
    @DCfreerunner 3 년 전 +1369

    I no longer think drinking alcohol is the reason Bert has high blood pressure

    • @erikmichael1901
      @erikmichael1901 3 년 전 +43

      Real talk. 64 oz of Tito’s might be healthier. Cuz you sure as heck ain’t drinking all 64 oz nor a second jug.

    • @BrandonM7777
      @BrandonM7777 2 년 전 +18

      there's a 100% chance that koolaid has vodka in it, so it's still both.

    • @AxelQC
      @AxelQC 2 년 전 +6

      That's 640 calories of pure sugar in that bottle.

    • @eks9225
      @eks9225 2 년 전 +1

      @@AxelQC 800

    • @yoshibeats5663
      @yoshibeats5663 년 전 +2

      @@BrandonM7777 I think Tom would have mentioned it when he tasted it. I bet it's just Coolaid

  • @madecl21
    @madecl21 3 년 전 +1677

    Sincerely I don't think Bert understands why Tom's laughing that much

    • @NaruBrilu
      @NaruBrilu 3 년 전 +206

      Lmao he doesnt have that much self-awareness so most likely not

    • @EvanSaltare
      @EvanSaltare 3 년 전 +231

      I was waiting for him to let slip through the crying laughter, "you're definitely going to die soon".

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 3 년 전 +64

      Lmao Bert even says he drinks a certain amount of it to balance the water he drinks. dude has a daily intake of cherry kool-aid he must consume im freaking howling i love this dude

    • @adamjamestattoos
      @adamjamestattoos 3 년 전 +16

      He has no clue. Haha

    • @willmach
      @willmach 3 년 전 +70

      While Bert is an idiot, sometimes nothing is funnier than watching your friends lose their shit laughing

  • @DavidMarksmen1992
    @DavidMarksmen1992 6 개월 전 +20

    Anyone else come back to watch this once a month and laugh as hard as the first time?

  • @Ron.316
    @Ron.316 년 전 +20

    To think what Bert said already went past him and he had to go back and process it. Then asks "Kool Aid?..."😂

  • @ballconei4879
    @ballconei4879 3 년 전 +1687

    Tom normally only laugh's like this during the final moments of his victims death spasms.

  • @dj1slandboy
    @dj1slandboy 3 년 전 +1675

    “Good for that guy. He drinks a lot of water”
    That’s the shit that go so hard

  • @erikcruz5465
    @erikcruz5465 9 개월 전 +11

    Showed this to my 10 & 7 yr olds. We all were howling. I read a comment somewhere that said “Bert lives life the way a child thinks adults live” or something like that. So true.

  • @elitetilinguk3757
    @elitetilinguk3757 년 전 +20

    The thing I love about this type of comedy is they didn’t even make a joke. Almost seven and a half minutes of solid side splitting laughter. As Frank Carson would say…”it’s the way you tell ‘em”

  • @PurpleHeartSti
    @PurpleHeartSti 2 년 전 +2886

    The fact that "I shower in the pool" slips by in this clip is still incredible to me. Brent should be studied for science.

    • @tajklair
      @tajklair 2 년 전 +4

      Yes

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono 2 년 전 +11

      Rich people gunna rich.

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 2 년 전 +92

      @@the_original_Bilb_Ono Rich would be installing a shower in the pool. Thinking chlorine = soap is pure Bert. 😛

    • @michaelelliott1212
      @michaelelliott1212 2 년 전 +25

      Brent?

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 2 년 전 +37

      @@michaelelliott1212 Misspelling Bert's first and last names is some kinda meme, though I have no idea how it started.

  • @chaddt
    @chaddt 3 년 전 +833

    Double iced coffee: ✅
    “Run” “4” “miles”: ✅
    “Shower” in the pool: ✅
    64oz yeti tumbler of Kool Aid: ✅

    • @leemiera84
      @leemiera84 3 년 전 +18

      *hydro flask

    • @obesebird
      @obesebird 3 년 전 +15

      *2 64 oz kool aids

    • @wrizzy9393
      @wrizzy9393 3 년 전 +39

      Don’t forget he skips brushing his teeth and just uses a water pick. I can’t believe that his wife can stand all of this 😂😂😂😂. Dirty country girl

    • @johntetzler1662
      @johntetzler1662 3 년 전 +1

      *growler

    • @allianceofsteel
      @allianceofsteel 3 년 전 +4

      @@wrizzy9393 awful white teeth for a water pick though

  • @JesseZakshesky
    @JesseZakshesky 년 전 +29

    I come back to watch this clip every couple of months. It's great therapy.
    One of the best podcast moments in the history of podcasting.

  • @plonjart
    @plonjart 년 전 +55

    Literally the most I've ever seen Tom laugh

    • @salvador3828
      @salvador3828 6 개월 전

      The bit about jennifer aniston is also fucking hilarious

  • @prim34ev
    @prim34ev 3 년 전 +2761

    I feel like Bert didn’t really get why Tom was laughing so hard but seeing such hard laughter made him laugh too, this is great

    • @MatTastic209
      @MatTastic209 3 년 전 +210

      Proven when Bert says "You know how you don't realize how different you are until someone points it out?"

    • @NotCassidy
      @NotCassidy 3 년 전 +44

      their laughter made this 100x funnier! 😂

    • @nickcolvert8282
      @nickcolvert8282 3 년 전 +46

      Tom was laughing at Bert because Bert is fat.

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 3 년 전 +29

      A HUUUUUNDRED percent

    • @totallyintoit
      @totallyintoit 3 년 전 +15

      Bert knows how to turn it on for the $$$

  • @thosearepinklemons
    @thosearepinklemons 3 년 전 +513

    The more we find out about Bert, the more I'm surprised he's still alive.

    • @Seamalicous
      @Seamalicous 3 년 전 +45

      I've definitely switched from 'how is that guy so fat?' to 'how does he weigh under 500 pounds'

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 3 년 전 +3

      Mickey Mantle gene baby

  • @filenotfound_2416
    @filenotfound_2416 8 개월 전 +14

    I love that you can see Tom’s tears welling up in his eyes, like he’s genuinely laughing so damn hard lmao. This clip is legendary

  • @Trackstar800m204
    @Trackstar800m204 년 전 +61

    Tom's reaction at 5:55 is kinda wild. Like he laughs cause it's hilarious but also quickly realizes his best friend will eventually die from his over-consumption.

    • @ProfPsycDad
      @ProfPsycDad 년 전 +1

      Id be frustrated as hell

    • @maxfern5701
      @maxfern5701 년 전 +1

      6:46 is even worse, look at Tom's face after he looks away, he looks genuinely sad.

  • @thealphabeaver298
    @thealphabeaver298 3 년 전 +2101

    Tom "what kind"
    Bert "Red."
    Respect burt, the hood sees you.

  • @BobbyDigital59
    @BobbyDigital59 3 년 전 +1332

    The worst part is him “trying to drink 1 or 2 more of these” like it’s for his health

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 3 년 전 +92

      When said "trying to" I was sent into orbit 🤣

    • @kusucks991
      @kusucks991 3 년 전 +16

      @@spyczech I'm so glad I'm not the only one that keeps getting stuck on that HAHA, "I *try to* drink 2 a day"

    • @IntensePeppers
      @IntensePeppers 3 년 전 +6

      You mean best part

    • @Squirrelconga
      @Squirrelconga 3 년 전 +1

      I heard it that way too!!!! 😂

    • @JJM2222
      @JJM2222 2 년 전 +22

      "look at the vitamin c though"

  • @tommygunn8395
    @tommygunn8395 년 전 +10

    The sound of bert and Tom uncontrollably laughing is my therapy; love you brothers

  • @salazarklopp3732
    @salazarklopp3732 4 개월 전 +11

    I love how at 2:29 he takes a second sip an then starts laughing because he realises again how much sugar it is

  • @matthewsmith3649
    @matthewsmith3649 3 년 전 +1180

    Bert is how I imagine a real life Homer Simpson would be.

  • @TheGooGaming
    @TheGooGaming 년 전 +2587

    I can’t get over the fact that Bert is consuming probably 2000% his daily recommended value of Vitamin C

  • @tannorkocis7023
    @tannorkocis7023 년 전 +9

    Doesn’t matter what kinda day you be having, a laugh party like this will turn your day around. Fuck laughter is a special thing.

  • @99Cloverfield
    @99Cloverfield 3 년 전 +1425

    Bert: "Ice cream is for children, no grown man should eat ice cream."
    Also Bert: "I try to drink a gallon of Kool Aid a day"

    • @varden3270
      @varden3270 3 년 전 +17

      He now eats tons of ice cream too. It's his "thing".

    • @uwotm
      @uwotm 3 년 전 +28

      Tom: what flavour?
      Burnt: red
      He says fucking red

    • @BigNUTT
      @BigNUTT 3 년 전 +4

      @@uwotm LMAO Burnt

    • @KillerRobson
      @KillerRobson 3 년 전 +8

      @@uwotm To be fair red is almost a good description. I don't remember what red kool aid is supposed to be flavoured. Cherry if I had to guess, I it definitely does not taste like it.

    • @MrWhingeypants
      @MrWhingeypants 3 년 전 +1

      @@varden3270 like eating brownies

  • @johnp9235
    @johnp9235 2 년 전 +2343

    The worst thing about this clip is it made me realise how long it's been since I laughed like this. Can't help but watch it a couple of times a week to pick me back up

    • @jonnyw82
      @jonnyw82 2 년 전 +11

      Same

    • @anon-nw7tj
      @anon-nw7tj 2 년 전 +9

      Same

    • @michaelsmoak8804
      @michaelsmoak8804 2 년 전 +14

      i was just thinking this EXACT same thing.

    • @jonnyw82
      @jonnyw82 2 년 전 +11

      Every couple years I’ll have a laugh like this

    • @marcd5285
      @marcd5285 2 년 전 +16

      Just came back to it now for that exact reason. All of my anxieties from the world just melted away watching this again. This clip is a gem

  • @anthonycruz2060
    @anthonycruz2060 년 전 +13

    This is one of the best videos ever lmao. Literally just 2 guys laughing their asses off over koolaid for 7 straight minutes.

  • @shannonsensi7789
    @shannonsensi7789 개월 전 +1

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this. Dying alongside them 😂😂 They’re laughing and the laughing in the background kills me

  • @Andreweroo
    @Andreweroo 3 년 전 +721

    Bert: Ice Cream is for children
    Also Bert:

    • @jmmyjimmy106
      @jmmyjimmy106 3 년 전 +18

      As a 26 year old man who eats far too much Hagen-Daz ice cream I still haven't forgiven Burp Crystal for that comment.
      Until I watched a podcast from about a year ago where he was talking about ice creams he loves and I remembered 90% of the shit they say is for goofs.

    • @whiskeywombat4312
      @whiskeywombat4312 3 년 전 +8

      Don't forget the Uncrustables

    • @Neimonster
      @Neimonster 3 년 전 +2

      @@whiskeywombat4312 That's one of the main food groups

    • @TendoTheDude
      @TendoTheDude 3 년 전

      Such truth. Thanks mommy

    • @Christopher-md7tf
      @Christopher-md7tf 3 년 전

      @@whiskeywombat4312 Is that that movie with Robin de Niro and Kennard Costner?

  • @juanchoguzman2359
    @juanchoguzman2359 3 년 전 +352

    "They're like good for that guy he drinks a lot of water, IT'S KOOLAID"😂😂😂

    • @jonathanrocha779
      @jonathanrocha779 3 년 전 +12

      Thats what I think got Tom, he thought bert was being healthy. When actually this guy is drinking sugar water.

    • @Hals
      @Hals 3 년 전 +2

      @@jonathanrocha779 He only drinks it like, a few times a week so like, he's definitely not addicted to it. He has basically been sugarwater-free the past month

    • @cailanshrontz
      @cailanshrontz 3 년 전 +5

      Didn’t he just admit in this very video that he drinks it daily, though?

    • @juanchoguzman2359
      @juanchoguzman2359 3 년 전 +2

      @@cailanshrontz Yeah and that he tries to get two in everyday.

    • @akelund4096
      @akelund4096 3 년 전 +3

      @@jonathanrocha779 It's the low-cal version and the vitamin C cancels the sugars and cancers. It's science.

  • @skedardestroyer
    @skedardestroyer 6 개월 전 +5

    Any time I’m in a bad mood, I just watch these guys laughing about this, and it just makes me feel better. The laughter is contagious

  • @crockpot2515
    @crockpot2515 9 개월 전 +17

    Whenever I need a genuine laugh... I know I can click on this video. Never fails

  • @austinbell5374
    @austinbell5374 3 년 전 +2091

    The best part is the person in the background that’s having an aneurysm from laughing so hard

    • @peterarm4912
      @peterarm4912 3 년 전 +29

      Always wondered how it is? Blueban?

    • @ohhhtartarsauce635
      @ohhhtartarsauce635 3 년 전 +162

      @@peterarm4912 lol yeah that's Nadav, he's unintentionally become the live laugh track on pretty much all the podcasts recorded at Studio Jeans.

    • @ComicsCloset
      @ComicsCloset 3 년 전 +88

      It’s some Jewish guy that googles stuff laughing

    • @brandonhalf3260
      @brandonhalf3260 3 년 전 +13

      RIP Blueban

    • @commonlogic3646
      @commonlogic3646 3 년 전

      Yea wtf

  • @davidroos935
    @davidroos935 3 년 전 +394

    “It’s watered down, it’s not too bad” this man been eating the powder straight up

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 3 년 전 +1

      😂😂😂

    • @maddmaxx94
      @maddmaxx94 3 년 전 +1

      Just inject it you get the flavor faster

  • @mylesmontgomery942
    @mylesmontgomery942 6 개월 전 +3

    The guy laughing in the background makes this video PERFECTION it just echoes the humor so perfectly

  • @sloburnnn
    @sloburnnn 4 개월 전 +5

    I like to rewatch this episode every few months. Bert and Tom have the most infectious laughs ever. 😂

  • @FhornPatrick
    @FhornPatrick 3 년 전 +9242

    I come back to this video a lot. The double-take that tom does at the beginning is wonderful.

  • @brandonhotaling8162
    @brandonhotaling8162 3 년 전 +342

    Bert: I don't understand why I can't lose weight.
    Kool aid guy: OH YEAAAAAA

    • @koshfrey9724
      @koshfrey9724 3 년 전 +1

      Gut laughing here.
      I needed that. Ffff

  • @8LimbsGoldenGloves

    "So much sugar" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ResoluteMedia
    @ResoluteMedia 년 전 +5

    I watch this video at least once a month for the past 6 months. It’s the most genuine joy you could see out of a human being.

  • @ilikemyowncomments9065
    @ilikemyowncomments9065 3 년 전 +1463

    "I'm sweating and crying."
    It's called diabetes, Bert

    • @kennethscherer4734
      @kennethscherer4734 2 년 전 +13

      WebMD sent me to this comment.

    • @rouuuk
      @rouuuk 2 년 전

      @@kennethscherer4734 is it?

    • @ryanp6999
      @ryanp6999 2 년 전 +3

      @@rouuuk nah I think its a joke because of the whole sugar in the kool-aid thing.

    • @spartan1010101
      @spartan1010101 2 년 전 +1

      @@rouuukLaughing is actually like a workout kinda since so many muscles tense up and relax. I think it was like 15 min of laughing burns around 30 something calories.

    • @mattfinley4544
      @mattfinley4544 2 년 전

      Its sugar free kool aid

  • @littlebbjesus
    @littlebbjesus 3 년 전 +1008

    “There’s not another adult man in the country who drinks a gallon of kool aid every day” 😂😂

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze 3 년 전 +19

      There's no human period because a child's kidneys would flush out their body from a gallon of kool aids

    • @LANCEtheBOIL
      @LANCEtheBOIL 3 년 전 +13

      You've obviously never been to the getto

    • @THIS---GUY
      @THIS---GUY 3 년 전 +3

      Lots of Americans drink that much Coke a day easily csn handle that much Kool-Aid lol

    • @gamma-rayburst4611
      @gamma-rayburst4611 3 년 전

      I drink shit load of those sugerless pink ice teas u mix with water

    • @JebJebJebbers
      @JebJebJebbers 3 년 전

      the first time i saw this episode i was drinking a half gallon jug of kool aid and almost did a spit take

  • @Kris10ten10M
    @Kris10ten10M 10 개월 전

    I’ve been rewatching this whenever I need to perk up my mood. It really lightens up my spirit.

  • @johnhavrilla6226
    @johnhavrilla6226 년 전 +10

    This is the video i return to when i need to laugh. Their laughs are so contagious thats its impossible to laugh along with them.

    • @chrisp5796
      @chrisp5796 5 개월 전

      120 ounces of Kool-aid daily is absolutely insane and a 100% certain ticket to Diabetes 😅 and that's why he has "Bert Body Syndrome"

  • @jeremyrfk
    @jeremyrfk 년 전 +1096

    Bert after getting his blood work results: “so how’s it look doc?”
    “I don’t know, apparently someone’s playing a prank here because it’s just fucking kool-aid”

  • @jokerproduction
    @jokerproduction 3 년 전 +4977

    Every time this shows up in my recommended I can't resist and it always makes me laugh.

    • @rayedge44
      @rayedge44 3 년 전 +17

      Same and it makes me laugh every time

    • @Coentjemons
      @Coentjemons 3 년 전 +21

      No matter my mood, when I see this, I end up happy and I feel better about my life.

    • @franzpoopenschitzel3002
      @franzpoopenschitzel3002 3 년 전 +9

      Bert's laugh sounds like someone blowing their nose.

    • @wolfgangkirby6820
      @wolfgangkirby6820 3 년 전 +11

      I just cried laughing . It never gets old

    • @SuperChaos002
      @SuperChaos002 3 년 전 +2

      @@franzpoopenschitzel3002 he sounds like a Kookaburra bird.

  • @makatron
    @makatron 년 전 +3

    Tom: what kind?
    Bert: RED
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KOutOfMyYard
    @KOutOfMyYard 년 전 +3

    “Take me through your morning ?” That’s when I really lost it. Pure joy

  • @mzerebniak
    @mzerebniak 3 년 전 +115

    The fact that Bert says ‘I try to drink 2 a day’ as if it’s some sort of health goal to fast-track diabetes 😂😂😂

    • @vincentsanniti2438
      @vincentsanniti2438 3 년 전 +1

      Like he feels bad if he misses his quota lol

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 3 년 전 +1

      All I can hear is Wilford Brimley saying diabeetus. The liver is just getting so much work for that fatty liver.

  • @VinylUnboxings
    @VinylUnboxings 2 년 전 +582

    "Most doctors recommend it"
    The delivery kills me

    • @Xaito
      @Xaito 2 년 전 +7

      That guy is good, he should be a comedian or something ;)

    • @Xaxp
      @Xaxp 2 년 전 +3

      @@Xaito I think one of them is a comedian.
      Edit: Ah, I see the wink now.