Brewstew - Dead-End Job
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- 게시일 2020. 08. 20.
- Who knew being a porter at a car dealership was such a blast
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Best part about being a porter is taking the long way to a customers house so you spend less time in the hell that is a car dealership.
Not with the fuckin crazy ass customers he gets the pleasure of driving home
whait that's Tyler guysss
And then when they call you to see how much longer, you tell them your stuck in traffic😂 I still do that once and a while
Tyler Bookwood you’re speaking facts
I love your videos and I E do you want to see you person can you make some Toys R Us
“Y’all sold me a Ford Focus that drives like old people fuck” I’m dead 😂😂😂😂
The stick shift mustang lmao 💀
LMAO!!
Haha
Especially in the SNOW....THE WORST WINTER CAR I HAVE OWNED!!! (And I had 2WD Pickups!) 2002 Wagon = POS
@@misters2837 I spit out my drink so bad
This is a masterpiece for anyone working as a porter.
I spent a year as a porter and this is incredibly accurate 😂
Just in the car bussiness in general. I'm in sales and this shit had me crying 🤣
correction: this is a masterpiece for ANYONE.
@@johnpowers7818 hey man what books do i read to get better at sales
I almost got stabbed in the foot because a customer left an open pair of scissors right next to their gas pedal
I was a porter for 3 years. Everything in this video is painfully accurate. I definitely don't miss that job. It definitely did have its fun moments.
Yep, was a porter as well for a year and a half, and this video is painfully accurate
Lol I was a "car prep" for hertz rental car literally the only good thing of that job was taking road trips and getting paid to do it the rest of it was cleaning shit (figuratively and twice literally) I'm glad I don't do that anymore
Being someone who works at a Ford dealership, this couldn't be more accurate of what it's like. 😂
Very accurate
Same bro ahah
Me too!!
Very accurate 😂
YEA
“Alrighty dighty dippaty do what is it I can I do for you.”
“Why is this man talking like he’s from Willy wonka??”
Titty witty Litty my life is shitty
I got 🍪 at least
Uh can you get my moms toyota matrix a new rear differential seal...please
Magnolia Records That took me out. 🤣
(2:50) I fell like we all have that “oh I’m the dumb idiot” at least once in our life
I landed a job as a porter, when working my first shift, I took my lunch break then never went back.
Best job decision I've made yet.
Very smart man one of the shittiest jobs you can have always being talked down top and crappy pay just about anything is better.
@@duffelbagdraglol the best feeling is when you have to go to work but decide to stay in bed and just quit 😂😂😂 I got the job I’ve always wanted by just moving around
I know I’m not the only one who say “Alright” like it’s the opening
I do too, but i modify it a little and say "alrighty then"
@@winternet9478 individuality.... I like that
WinterNet I say “all righty dighty dipping doo!” 😂
I noticed that Most of Tyler's stories end with him Shoveling someone else's shit.
understatement of the year
It's quite accurate and an essential part of the dead end job experience.
Like broken toilet
A metaphor for life
I laughed so hard. I worked at a car dealership for a short while. They are all criminals.
Yep. Mostly salesmen. Tricking old or broke couples to finance cars you know they can't afford. Takes someone who has little to no empathy 😂
I was a tech at a Jeep dealership and I would always be nice to the porter's, take care of them and help them out when I'd see they needed help. A lot of them were cool, a few weren't friendly. I had porter's hanging out at my stall all the time, I had fun listening to their stories of shit that happened at the dealership. I miss working at the dealership I had good times working on vehicles.
as a jeep owner i really like your story
when I was at a ford dealership the porters and I would talk crap about peoples cars and service advisers. i miss that job sometimes. don't miss the dealership drama.
When you said why is this guy talking like Willy Wonka, I actually pictured Ned Flanders from the Simpson's
Red Ned RiddllyDemption
yeah
What can I ding dong diddly do for ya
DOH! -Homer
Same lol
You and Brewer are like an off brand Shaggy and Scooby, we need more adventures of Brew and Stew.
Oh shit so thats why they’re called brew stew lmao I’m so dumb
Miscellaneous Matt Tyler explained the meaning of the channels name in the 1M subscribers special
@@kingvik2135 Go watch his subscriber special he explains it there
@@kingvik2135 They're actually the Brew Crew, but since the website domain Brewcrew was already taken, he settled on Brewstew
well, its actually brewer and Tyler but still we do need more of these.
I worked as a lot technician for a few years in high school/college, can confirm it was a miserable bottom rung experience but my god it was one of the most fun jobs I've had. It was two of us catering to three small dealers and were so unimportant we didn't even have a manager and as long as it looked like we were working nobody bothered us which meant we could do pretty much do whatever while on the clock. Besides whipping dozens of cars with single digit mileage between lots at Mach 3 all day, perfectly lining up a shipment of 40+ brand new Corvettes in front of the showroom, or driving all over the state it was heaven... Then the management changed and all the perks evaporated so I left for greener pastures. Good times...
Lot... technician?
Good Gigs, never last.
@@user-ge1gs8tk9s in other words ...porter
The “Aw hell of it I got cookies out of it” is so me 🤣🤣
I think it’s illegal he didn’t eat the cookies
He should have been eating one of them when brewer walked up
Yeah.
Yeah what the hell I was waiting for him to say it and was left disappointed I wanted to hear it too
He should have ate the cookies
What the f*** he should eat free
Cookies 🍪 🤬😡
The Beavis and butthead part had me cracking up
Hehe
same
@@totallywrong5079 ahehe
@@1slimeyfella. He ahehee
huh huh bungholes.
I'm pretty sure every employee at our local chevy dealership has used this video as their training
Poor brewer 😂😂
But also lucky bastard got free cookies. 😂
“Small child! What are you doing back there?”
😂
This should be a show on adult swim
Yes definitely!!!
Yes
Yes
no not really
Yeah
This encapsulated my experience with porters so well. I almost pissed myself laughing. Signed, A Tech in a Dead End Job.
The part where he said he worked there for 7 years instead of a couple weeks was so funny I laughed and spit out my food onto my phone😂😂😂
You are legit one of the only KRplusrs that makes me laugh
Same
He makes laugh
Should watch GradeA UnderA
The only person
Englisch
Man imagine seeing Tyler at a Ford dealership.
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear lin
Man image
I would purposely poor orange juice in the gas cap of a F150 just to see him lol
I did see him there
@AxxL do more girlfriend videos pls I’m horny
This is 100% spot on!
Years ago i was an auto tech for a ford dealership and this was 100% of our porters haha
Even had a porter get in a nasty car and was verbally talking shit about it, and the customer was on a phone call that was Bluetooth connected to the car and they heard everything he said haha. Good times, but yes, that is a dead end job for sure!
100% accurate representation of a service porter 😂 less bathroom cleaning more driving for me but funniest shit I’ve seen all day
As a wise man one said
“Alright”
All the good ones start with "Alright"
@@aaronmcmenamy9380 They all sta- oh. I see what you did there.
Brewerd: ah the hell with it I got cookies out it at least
Me: now he's speaking my language
Ngl I thought your pf was a the legs of a latina covered in oil
@@febfreeze831 now that you've mentioned it, it does kinda look like one
Fev Dev same I checked just to make sure
@@febfreeze831 thanks for putting that image in my head
the fact that someone else has accidentally had their foot on the gas in park makes me feel less alone in the world, thanks brewstew
"Beavis and butt-head laugh" I'm dying
For legal reasons, he said “hungover TWENTY-ONE year old”
I noticed that too lol
159 likes I ain’t gettin you to160
Take the L America
He didn't even say 21, he said 20 lmao
For legal reasons that’s a joke, for legal reasons
This is better than South Park.
Best comment I’ve seen in years lol
@I'm retarded better than modern south park
thats not a high bar tbh
@I'm retarded it's significantly better
Back when South Park had shitty animation, nothing could beat it.
This video makes me feel so much better about my life choices.
3:15, I am done 😂🤣
More car dealership stories, here we go again.
Yeahhhh
this is now officially a series
@@pickleggvideos481 agree
“Uhh sorry I don’t know how cars work apparently” me neither Tyler.
Hate to be that guy but it's "me neither"
1:29 pause before you play, 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER!
I can’t be the only one who knows the guy at 1:36 is the 6th grade math teacher.
Oh my god, you’re right!
Whenever these come out it’s like Christmas
But better
Right I'll end up rewatching ones I've seen multiple times
its like tyler going to blockbusters
maybe because it almost is
Brewstew is just santa on steroids
Edit update:
For some reason I was never notified that my comment had responses or even up votes. I answered some but like the video there's so much more that happened. I could go on for hours.
Graduated high school in 2002, got a job as a porter at a Ford dealership that my buddy was working at. Had that job for 2.5 years, and absolutely loved it! This video was insanely accurate to the stuff that happened at the dealership. One porter was selling a new car salesman weed at jacked up prices and pinching off some for himself. Our boss was banging the finance lady. We used to sleep in the cars in the detail shop on Saturdays. There was an electric golf cart the we used to take into the back woods go plow down dieing trees and hit dirt jumps the local kids made. I have no idea how none of us ever got fired.
Because your boss was too busy banging the finance lady
LOL
@@grimreaper2176 was gonna comment that but you beat me lol
@@Scandalous-bn2dv lol sorry bro
Working at a dealership i can 100% vouch for this. There’s always some sneaky shit going on at dealerships💀
2:42 is that the excite bike redlining I hear?
Being a lube tech at a dealership has more respect than a porter.
Lmao
You know what’s worse than being a porter? Being the person that cleans those shitty cars.
And porters have more respect than Parts Advisors
Try being a pest technician. People think of you as an “exterminator.” You’re really like the narrator with some knowledge and making a good show for the customer. You do gain knowledge with how to really deal with pests, but as you’re learning, you’re up in the air like a goof. In the pest control business it’s the same thing. FNG, noob, I like this guy give him more time, and “management material.”
Then we are pushing into negative amounts of respect
0:53 - 1:10
This little clip is so simple yet so genius. The laughing makes it all the more funnier.
Ha ha he he
@@eldritchbeluga9277 Nice to see a fellow person with the exact same profile pic, so...
I tip my hat to you, from one Tom to another.
3:00 Yes, this, I can agree with. Note to anyone who gets there oil or tire rotated, have your car cleaned. Because I have to search for your locking wheel nut under all your garbage. The amount of of used tissues, French fries and coffee cups I have touched on accident, I can start my own restaurant
Is it just me or do I love it when Tyler says “aw sick.” 😂
This is the funniest one ever cause I’ve done shit like this.
If anyone likes they've ruined the 69 likes
Eddie Searles damnit
This is funnier to me as I work in a car repair shop and having to pull in cars filled with garbage, one car had a puppy in the back seat, I've seen the same stuff he seen and the way he narrates makes it the best
@@jamhousestudios5596 what?
Brewer sounds like Ned Flanders. “ HEY neighborino” goes Ned Flanders
Do you mean tylandssourusrex jr
@@FadingBulb57227 no he means brewer
This was absolutely great!
I feel like it's 2011 again with this channel not being scared to use the language it does; I love it, lol.
*"Standing around by the tires, laughing like Beavis and Butthead all day long!"* 0:59 😅😂
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
I used to work at a Cadillac dealership and my boss told me to bring a CTS-V in for a reprogram. So I'm outside looking for it, hitting the panic button, and I can't find it to save my life. After about 5 minutes of this one of the salesmen come out fuming. He's all "are you looking for a blue CTS-V?" I'm like "yeah howd you know?"
"It's in the show room! You're scaring all the customers!"
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I worked at a nissan dealership and the first thing we did after moving a car to the show room floor was disconnect the battery so something like that shouldn't happen.
That's why I double tap the lock button, makes the horn honk only once
@@petelee2477 how are people supposed to check out the car's features if the battery is disconnected tho?
Was a Porter at a Dodge-Chrysler dealerships and got to drive cop cars, ambulances, hellcats, and vipers. Great first job.
Working for a few dealerships including Ford, I could totally relate lol this video is 98% accurate
It’s nice to know there are other people who have made idiotic screwups at their soul crushing jobs. Makes me feel better inside
Oh, you have no idea how many people work those dead end jobs that screw up for reasons like: fooling arround too much or that they have lack of motivation to do everything right. I used to work at the warehouse in one furbiture manufacturing company, there wasn't too muvh work that day and so i decided to drive arround with a forklift to pass the time, while i was doing that i drove almost full speed and made obe sharp turn, next thing i knew, i fliped the forklift on the side, surprised that my supervisor didn't file a report to the boss especially when i wasn't in the best terms with her.
I made plenty at my old warehouse job 😀
-Called UPS because I forgot to attach shipping labels to an urgent customer order.
-Drove to YRC to add a box to a pallet to Peru, because I forgot to put it on.
-Flat out forgot to pick and pack an entire week's worth of orders placed by Amazon.
-Flat out ignored a smaller order placed by Amazon, because we were short a specific color rubber mat, and I felt too awkward to ask about it.
-Forgot to call the post office for 3 days straight to pick up orders.
They kept me anyway. Partly because all my coworkers and supervision were in Canada, making it cumbersome to replace a solo employee based in the US. Mostly... because they rarely needed to know anything ever went wrong 😉
People watching: Damn that sucks Poor Him
Me: HEYYYYYY THATS MY LIFE
this sounds like my dream job...
You: Still using an old, lazy, tired out, meme comment from 2018 that makes you look like an idiot.
Everyone: What a loser.
@@psygn0sis can you think of a better format? everyone uses this same format
@@psygn0sis its not even really a meme, its just an easy way to write out dialogue.
The cookies 🍪 had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂
The bevis and butthead part had me dieing
All I learned is the greatest excuse ever “Sorry I don’t know how cars work”
Chicken willie hell yeah
"small child what are you doing there" 😂🤣
Its really not that funny
@@acxgr6457 your gay
@@dane-ms6ev youre*
@@acxgr6457 *you’re
@@roc-noK same thing lol
What if brewer is secretively Michael
2:57 bro found out what part of being a mechanic is like
I’m watching this in a diner because I’m a social outcast
Your areas diner’s are open ..... lucky
Same
@@DeJahMode I wouldn't call having to deal with covid for longer lucky
I guess we share something in common
Are you from nj
*drawing stickfigure cartoons*
Drawing has only stick arms
and stick legs
_Semi-Stick Figure_
Stfu it doesn’t matter
Yet they convey so much more emotion than some animation channels
He got distracted
2:45 I laughed so hard I pulled a chest muscle. Good for you going from dead end job to 2 million subs on KRplus bro
I worked at a car dealership for several years and all of this sounds like real talk.
Please keep making videos
I was a lot attended at a local Hyundai dealership, and all I can say was it was one of the most interesting jobs I've ever had! we had to get gas for all kinds of different brands, makes and models of cars. I also worked in the wash bay and got to take all different kinds of cars for drives to! I drove everything from a twin turboed Subaru legacy, decked out fair lady 300z's and the 3.8 Hyundai Genesis sport coupe. It did come with its drawbacks, we had to wash cars in the freezing cold weather with s***** heat and also hall people around whether car was being worked on. But there's never a dull moment! I even saw the technicians clear codes on used cars before they sold them, some pretty shady s*** went on lol! And whenever I would take the cars out to get gas which was about a 7 mi round trip on country roads I would hot rod the absolute hell out of them lol!
Eggbert08 when you watch brewstew you don’t censor.
Meh if the codes can clear it means they are past and not current. So no biggie tbh
@@dontaebrown3268 lol I usually don't, I cuss like a sailor and could give two f**** less but when I use speech to text my dumb ass phone automatically sensors some words. Damn technology!
@@nearvii6745 I saw them do some pretty bad stuff, I saw them clear knock sensors, O2 sensors, all kinds of stuff that would cost a good chunk of change especially if you had it done at a mechanic! It's still pretty shady. Because if you know about the car's computer system you can clear the code and it usually takes at least 25 mi of driving before it will pop back up. The dealers themselves would ask the tech to clear the codes... Still a pretty s***** business practice
@@backwoodsjunkie08 if the code is constant, as in it has no communications with your Engine Control Module, it should pop right back up after the car is turned off and cranked back on. unless of course they actually did the work.
Car Dealership 2: Electric Boogaloo
Car Dealership Reloaded
Car Dealership Ressurection
All your videos are absolutely awesome. I relate with everyone as if we grew up in the same neighborhood 😂 this video was so damn funny I found myself re winding it like every 10 seconds! Good work man!
Dealerships are the best example of organized chaos
Being subbed to brewstew is a never ending roller coaster of forgetting about his existence and getting super excited when he uploads.
Oh and by the way, please check out my CS:GO edits I do, they're not that bad (I hope so) would mean the world to me! Thanks :)
Same
I saw this exact same comment last upload, lol
Couldn't have said it better myself
Yo fax 😭
Being subbed to this channel is a never ending cycle forgetting you exist and seeing this comment every time he uploads -_-
I was a porter at a chevy dealership and this is giving me the most specific PTSD flashbacks. On the bright side I backed into a highway patrol car in the car wash, pretty much totaled it and had to drive it to the body shop across town as an 18 year old in a beanie and it was probably the most entertaining moment of my life on behalf of the looks I was given
Lol, did you get fired?
Oh the cop cars were fun, specially because they didn't put the out of order decals or light covers on 🤣 they were natural gas and we had to do fuel system cleaning. So there I am redlining a cop car up the freeway at 90... Then slow down to like 50 and watch everyone freak out
@@nickn7939 lol nope
Jesus loves you!
From being a lot attendant, detailer and parts guy at 5 different dealerships. This gave back dealership memories 😂
I loved when I was in high school watching everyone try to pull in a 6 speed vw and stall it half way into the shop
I worked at Big O tires in the city of Norco CA, about 20 years ago as an installer doing oil changes and tire changes... anyway, there were a total of 3 installers including myself that worked there regularly, the other two guys were twin brothers and on one morning they both quit, leaving me all by myself to handle EVERYTHING that came in. I was juggling multiple cars with oil changes, tire rotations, wheel balancing, the whole nine yards.. while I was running around trying to get all this shit done, my boss tells me that there is an emergency job that I have to do and pulls me off all other cars... he needed me to change out two tires on a trailer that was carrying a small yacht. And when I say small yacht... I'm talking a massive fuckin boat.
Well, I got the tires changed all right but under the stress of having to hurry back and finish the other cars I was working on, I completely forgot to torque down the lug nuts on the one side of the trailer.... about 20 minutes after the trailer left I could hear my boss screaming from inside the sale room floor... the fucking boat spilled across interstate 15 just a couple miles down the highway from the shop. Atleast one of, or possibly even both of the tires popped off the trailer. I literally saw my boss through a glass window being restrained from coming after me in the garage.
No questions...., no goodbyes... I grabbed my shit from my locker and split.
And that was all she wrote for me at Big O tires...
If all my coworkers quit and I was the only person to do the job that would be my last day as well. That's not worth it.
Epic
Hahahah I worked as lube and tire guy for years always thought of this happening
Forgetting to torque is no joke that shit can be tragic
As a dumb 16 year old I lost the left front wheel going 60mph on the highway. It was astonishing to watch it fly 200 feet in the air, then roll half a mile down the opposite side of the road. On the trip back to earth it grazed the passenger side of a geriatric’s 1997 Plymouth Neon. Besides traumatizing her it just removed the door mirror and left a scuff down the side. It was definitely the last time I left lug nuts loose lol
“Alrighty dighty dippity doo what can I do for you?”
“Why does he talk like willy wonka”
Lol I died
Edit: why so much hate? It’s just a comment on KRplus from somebody who is just saying part of the video is funny
Yeah he did don’t just take things from vids and make it a comment this should have negative likes
Good cause you’re a furry
I am just trying to be nice >:(
@@feathertailfanspoofs and I would like to try telling you that you should delete your account and never make a new one
huntleysheep no
Brew Stew is the only youtuber that actually makes me laugh Jesus christ
Just this one video gains my total loyalty. I will now watch everything and continue for life.
Surprisingly that car with the thousands of McDonald’s stuff is cleaner than Fred Arnold's truck
We all know it's gonna be a good vid when we hear "alright"😂
This comment is so old
@@skeleshmoke what is
@@aaronhernandez7585 wdym "what is" I literally see this comment on every fucking Brewstew vid get some originality buddy
jeez dude he’s just makin a joke, even if he heard it somewhere else who is he hurting?
skeleton literally chill
I just discovered this today during my dead end job. This shit is gold! I'm about to subscribe and watch the backlog.
I'm currently a lot porter at a toyota dealership and everything he said had me cracking up, all of this is true and yes, it happens😂
Someone: posts vid
Bots:
It’s free real estate ;-)
It’s free like estate
Yep
Being a mechanic isn’t much higher on the totem pole.
Collision repair ain’t either unless your the painter 😂
@@DingDingTheKRplusBuddy Not a professional one myself but I can probably list a few things
One of the biggest is probably working on something poorly done or half assed done by someone before you aka someone that tried doing something themself but had no clue what they were doing
Ding Ding The KRplus Buddy there really isn’t just one thing bad about being a tech. It’s the effect storm of craziness. One saying about being a tech is “you’re only as good as your last mistake.” I can fix 99 cars perfectly and forget something stupid on the 100th and that’s how I get judged. On top of doing my own job I have to do the jobs of others at my work. I have service writers that refuse to do their jobs and essentially steal money from me and it’s ok.
Zeke RHEC tell me about it I made best friends with a fuckin broom
The bottom end is essentially the scrotum pole
I just bumped into this video on my lunch break and it is hilarious! 😂 Laughing so hard I can’t breathe 😂
"Ah to hell with it, I got cookies out of it at least!" - Brewer
I worked at a Subaru dealership over the summer and I don’t think I’ve seen something as relatable as this vid. Like omg so much of the stuff u experience was so spot on
These stories get better and funnier every episode. Nice job.
Me and the boyz waiting for another "alright ".
Dude thank you very much and im glad you can make people laugh out loud to your videos your freaking awesome!!
Brew: I don't care what you think of me as long as I benefit from it
The benefits:🍪🍪
why would some child’s parents not help him exit the car lmao
He probably didn’t realize there was a kid in the backseat of the car
Typical Auto Guy idk, sounds like bad parenting to me
There's parents who lock their kids in basements, so there you go.
I worked at a gas station with a service garage next door. They did little things like oil changes and tire rotation, and I was the worse employee they ever had. I actually got banned from the service part because I went to turn on a hose and spray down an over heated engine. I'm glad the hose was locked up and the manager saw what I was doing. That is just one of many stories I had lol.
your channel is absolutely amazing, your content is perfectly funny!!
If I had known that all my stick figure cartoons I've been making for the past 5 years would've been this enjoyed I would've posted them ages ago...
So much funnier when you’ve actually worked at a dealership
dude yes
"Oh, I'm the dumb idiot"
I worked at a jiffy lube and peeled out when my boss said "hurry up get it out of here!" right in front of the customer lawl
I was a porter at an Infiniti dealership in Houston, Texas. That was an awesome job. I used to deliver bad ass G37s all over town. Fuck yeah.
Hilarious! Having worked at a few dealerships, this really hit home! Great video!