Every Morning Routine Ever

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  • 게시일 2020. 05. 17.
  • PSST- THERE'S NEW MERCH IN THE STORE: smo.sh/comfy
    Five more minutes, please! This is EVERY MORNING ROUTINE EVER!
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    CAST
    Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
    Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
    Damien Haas // / damienhaas
    Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
    Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
    Amanda Lehan-Canto // / filmingamanda
    CREW
    Directed By: Ian Hecox, Damien Haas, Shayne Topp, Olivia Sui, Jacklyn Uweh, Amanda Lehan-Canto
    Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
    Written By: Kurt Maloney, Lorraine Degraffenreidt, Reed Brice, Rekha Shankar, & Monica Vasandani
    Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
    Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
    DP: Brennan Iketani
    Art Director: Cassie Vance
    Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
    Editor: Brian Rosenthal
    Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
    Content Manager: Kiana Parker
    Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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  • @everlasting9292
    @everlasting9292 3 년 전 +384

    "Oh no, I accidentally hit snooze...12 times." I feel personally attacked.

    • @asianpewdiepie6320
      @asianpewdiepie6320 3 년 전 +1

      Averam is awesomely awesome sounds wrong you are supposed to hit snooze 1000000000000000000 times

    • @MoyerMan
      @MoyerMan 3 년 전

      Milan Carevic really that’s like nothing. I hit it around 97512e+100000000

    • @dae2394
      @dae2394 3 년 전

      Ikr

  • @sydney8980
    @sydney8980 3 년 전 +534

    i'm so glad tommy's making more little songs omg

  • @ohohota
    @ohohota 3 년 전 +340

    The merch song is so catchy, I memorized it without noticing.
    Also love Tommy's voice.

  • @bobert-4393
    @bobert-4393 3 년 전 +916

    I feel personally attacked that Ian doesn't eat a pink frosted sprinkled donut every morning

  • @Wigconic.
    @Wigconic. 3 년 전 +1853

    my morning routine:
    **wake up**
    **stare at the floor for 10 seconds**
    **go back to sleep**

  • @beastmaster6999
    @beastmaster6999 3 년 전 +771

    The world : *literally dying*
    Teachers : I nEeD yOu tO fInisH tHe aSsingMent TOmorRow

    • @hestiathegoddess3718
      @hestiathegoddess3718 3 년 전 +23

      Teachers: YoU nEeD tO dO fInAlS bY 11:30am

    • @mehmeh_
      @mehmeh_ 3 년 전

      @@hestiathegoddess3718 especially indian...

    • @vikko0
      @vikko0 3 년 전 +3

      You guys still haven’t finished school?
      I finished school in March and I’m in 9th grade and turning 10th grade

    • @mehmeh_
      @mehmeh_ 3 년 전 +4

      @@vikko0 nono they're talking about the assignments that are given over the online classes...

    • @malachyneal
      @malachyneal 3 년 전

      @@vikko0 I'm still going till Friday andy brother the Wednesday after

  • @blueroses8349
    @blueroses8349 3 년 전 +192

    *Quarantine starts*
    My sleeping schedule: *lEtS gEt TwIsTy*

  • @james855
    @james855 3 년 전 +721

    Is no one talking about how cute Olivia’s little puppy is

  • @BrokenGamerYT
    @BrokenGamerYT 3 년 전 +693

    My morning routine:
    1. Wake up
    2. Yawn
    3. Sun rays hits my eyes
    4. Close my eyes for a minute
    5. Accidentally fall asleep
    6. Wake up hours later
    7. Repeat tomorrow morning

  • @babyyoda552
    @babyyoda552 3 년 전 +225

    My morning routine:
    **stares at ceiling for a second**
    **somehow stares for 6 more hours**

  • @neofran5043
    @neofran5043 3 년 전 +358

    i could listen to a radio all day if damien himself will be the radio host....

  • @BenRankinYT
    @BenRankinYT 3 년 전 +45

    3:13 Thank you for the SOAD reference, Ian

  • @marounbouissa2452
    @marounbouissa2452 3 년 전 +580

    "The world is on fire
    Everything's bad"
    *continues sleeping*
    A mood

  • @drcola143
    @drcola143 3 년 전 +135

    "Every Morning Routine Ever"
    Me in Quarantine: *Wait we still have those?*

    • @novelle7212
      @novelle7212 3 년 전 +1

      @1750 subs before Tomorrow go get help. No.

  • @mastergrilledcheese1851
    @mastergrilledcheese1851 3 년 전 +1766

    Petition for “Every Murderer Ever”

  • @antonzhukovfan
    @antonzhukovfan 3 년 전 +771

    I would love to see a “Every Kahoot ever”

  • @sonjalam3843
    @sonjalam3843 3 년 전 +82

    Jacklyn having a lowkey breakdown abouy the crusty milk was hilarious

  • @joerobins5649
    @joerobins5649 3 년 전 +137

    The sign of the cross after the prayer to Satan killed me, omg.

    • @Markus0021
      @Markus0021 3 년 전

      Both Satan and God - "I'm getting mixed signals here..."

  • @brooke5311
    @brooke5311 3 년 전 +51

    Shane we're recruiting you for the revolution as our new katniss everdeen

  • @dancingdog3117
    @dancingdog3117 3 년 전 +68

    My morning routine:
    Wake up 10 minutes before I need to leave
    *rush everything*
    Rock up at 8AM with my eyes barely open

  • @desmos.c
    @desmos.c 3 년 전 +3430

    When coronavirus is over you should do every school field trip ever

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 3 년 전 +1551

    Plot twist, the shirt wasn’t ugly, they just wanted to see Shane’s abs 😂😏

  • @arthurcallahan6108
    @arthurcallahan6108 3 년 전 +17

    I love this new merch opening to every video, every single time it plays it honestly makes me laugh

  • @agentpeelygaming8598
    @agentpeelygaming8598 3 년 전 +29

    “Every things fine when there’s merch in the store”😂

  • @marounbouissa2452
    @marounbouissa2452 3 년 전 +46

    "Comfy and cute and great in the shower
    I mean what?!
    I miss human touch" i-

  • @kristijanhristov6671
    @kristijanhristov6671 3 년 전 +421

    How is no one talking about the fact that ian has his bowl haircut again

  • @user-dc2bq6jx3q
    @user-dc2bq6jx3q 3 년 전 +87

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    English teachers: I’m gonna need that essay by 9am sharp

  • @jcvthud1568
    @jcvthud1568 3 년 전 +73

    My Morning Routine
    Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday:
    Get up and Play games all day
    Monday and Tuesday:
    Get up, do computer work, Get School Food

  • @muhammadashfaq6795
    @muhammadashfaq6795 3 년 전 +137

    "Why are there so many songs with the word wake up"
    I feel you buddy..

    • @Bro-bv4rw
      @Bro-bv4rw 3 년 전 +1

      69 likes nice

    • @no8261
      @no8261 3 년 전 +1

      Wake up wake up wake up its the first of the month

    • @sprigatofu
      @sprigatofu 3 년 전 +2

      wake up you need to make money, yeah

    • @jahoyden
      @jahoyden 3 년 전

      WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP is my favorite :)

    • @poochyman6856
      @poochyman6856 3 년 전

      Yeahhh its a WAKE UP call

  • @decafell
    @decafell 3 년 전 +261

    10 years ago: MY MORNING ROUTINE!
    10 years later: every morning routine ever

  • @justsomeguywithagoatee2876

    *When Olivia ate ice cream for breakfast, I felt personally attacked.*

    • @ithertzwhenip3656
      @ithertzwhenip3656 3 년 전 +1

      Just Some Guy With A Goatee well stay inside and block anything from the outside world

    • @blazexknd611
      @blazexknd611 3 년 전 +3

      Now one with a goatee? What's next, one with a unibrow?

    • @rmilham1
      @rmilham1 3 년 전 +1

      Its scary that that part played right as I was reading this.

  • @TheJesterCW
    @TheJesterCW 3 년 전 +8

    When Ian gets his bowl cut back.
    Me: *Happiness noises.*

  • @iwqya_vlm
    @iwqya_vlm 3 년 전 +126

    Are y'all not gonna talk about Tommy singing that amazing intro?

  • @KasenVlogs_9898
    @KasenVlogs_9898 3 년 전 +306

    Me: looks in top right at merch
    Also me: “I can get a Courtney for a low price of $49.99! Yay!”

  • @cluffin
    @cluffin 3 년 전 +74

    My morning routine:
    Eat
    Eat
    Eat
    Repeat

    • @sienasanders5120
      @sienasanders5120 3 년 전 +2

      XD so true

    • @r4yv1
      @r4yv1 3 년 전 +3

      Mine is
      Game
      Game
      Game
      Get abused by my parents
      Game
      Game
      Get abused by my parents
      Go to sleep traumatized

    • @niknat0073
      @niknat0073 2 년 전

      @@r4yv1 Mood

  • @funnymeme1847
    @funnymeme1847 3 년 전 +3

    Shayne waking up suddenly and the first thing he does is check his phone is something we all do at least once a week.

  • @siriusgray
    @siriusgray 3 년 전 +77

    “Now go take that shirt off.”
    Speaking for the masses.

  • @masilosilokazi8618
    @masilosilokazi8618 3 년 전 +78

    “Wake up grab a brush and put a lil make up”
    😏I see you Ian and your SOAD reference

    • @X-EvilAsh
      @X-EvilAsh 3 년 전

      hahaha same I absolutely love that reference. Soad are my favorite. I was literally looking for a comment of someone that noticed that

  • @johnstriker480
    @johnstriker480 3 년 전 +8

    9:18 Had me LAUGHING! XD
    Even their bloopers are the best!! xD

  • @cameronstrait8781
    @cameronstrait8781 3 년 전 +3

    In like all smosh videos, when someone even once mentions coffee Ian goes on a whole rant about My Favorite Coffee

  • @deacons.3428
    @deacons.3428 3 년 전 +99

    When Damien said “doot doot doot doot doot doodoot”
    I felt that.

  • @toothbrush4467
    @toothbrush4467 3 년 전 +350

    Why isn’t anyone talking about the all might sticker on damiens laptop

  • @spryzexn6476
    @spryzexn6476 3 년 전 +16

    only ogs remember the morning routine from 5 years ago when they said they would make a afternoon routine which they never did..

  • @KEPLER-tx8yr
    @KEPLER-tx8yr 3 년 전 +12

    My morning routine:
    Well I stay up until like 5AM so idk

  • @iamback1908
    @iamback1908 3 년 전 +76

    Noone litterly no one:
    Smosh: lets make a song about merch xd and its about being alone noice

  • @NotAyzz
    @NotAyzz 3 년 전 +83

    Nobody:
    Smosh: *making everyone’s quarantine better*

  • @jellybelly9659
    @jellybelly9659 2 년 전 +3

    2:13 literally my favorite part

  • @ssp9181
    @ssp9181 3 년 전 +4

    Man, "merch in the store" is a bop.

  • @calistageary9492
    @calistageary9492 3 년 전 +40

    "everything fine cuz there's merch in the store" will be stuck in my head for weeks xD

  • @kaldenjigme2363
    @kaldenjigme2363 3 년 전 +96

    My morning routine:
    *wake up
    *watches tv
    *thinking if I’m a mistake
    *plays game

    • @arildmortensen9477
      @arildmortensen9477 3 년 전

      I was adopted and abused by my parentes until 2012 since i moved out at 16

    • @stcn
      @stcn 3 년 전

      @@arildmortensen9477 woah

    • @zachlefaz8089
      @zachlefaz8089 3 년 전

      jj

    • @SloLenko
      @SloLenko 3 년 전

      I was adopted because my mom died and my dad didn't want me and always asked my self in the morning if I'm a mistake then I lie to myself saying I'm all right but I'm lying

  • @ash32078
    @ash32078 3 년 전 +6

    Me: wakes up
    A couple minutes later...
    Me: *sound asleep*

  • @gabriellawildrick4503
    @gabriellawildrick4503 3 년 전 +11

    Who's favorite part was the merch in the store thing in the beginning?! LMFAO Ima go buy merch now,

  • @coolpotato9508
    @coolpotato9508 3 년 전 +63

    When quarantine is finally over you could do every reunion ever! 😛

  • @SailorGilb
    @SailorGilb 3 년 전 +13

    7:23
    "Curse my incredible archery skills"
    I died.

  • @insider_photographer8672

    Smosh is actually the one channel is keeping me alive

  • @joseph3720j
    @joseph3720j 3 년 전 +3

    Olivia is so relatable. I always thought that is sunrise then i realized it's 4pm

  • @billiejoeeyelash
    @billiejoeeyelash 3 년 전 +107

    THAT SYSTEM OF A DOWN REFERENCE I'M CRYING

  • @RobinFlysHigh
    @RobinFlysHigh 3 년 전 +89

    I miss Noah :(
    Also, I loved Tommy's little jingle in the beginning haha

    • @jaaake7761
      @jaaake7761 3 년 전 +4

      where is he

    • @archiebensley8662
      @archiebensley8662 3 년 전 +4

      RobinflysHigh what happened to him

    • @desmos.c
      @desmos.c 3 년 전 +3

      archie bensley Idk maybe he doesn’t have a camera to record with or maybe he just doesn’t want to do the skits

    • @hannahhitchcock2490
      @hannahhitchcock2490 3 년 전 +5

      @@archiebensley8662 I'm not positive, but I think he went to only part time, or less. Idk but I think they mentioned something about that in a pod, i might be imagining it tho

    • @Nothinghahahahahahah
      @Nothinghahahahahahah 3 년 전

      Wait did he leave

  • @dougshaw3179
    @dougshaw3179 3 년 전 +1

    Damien your jazz is amazing keep up the good work

  • @jimyvenecadion5003
    @jimyvenecadion5003 3 년 전 +2

    Thank you, Smosh, for another entertaining video!!!

  • @gagelucas6036
    @gagelucas6036 3 년 전 +21

    Smosh: Posts 10 min every [blank] ever video
    *[Everybody liked that]*

  • @cookingwithcarrus
    @cookingwithcarrus 3 년 전 +33

    “Curse my incredible archery skills”
    A few minutes later in bloopers: misses 4 times

  • @WisePenguin07
    @WisePenguin07 3 년 전

    Hey @smosh now would be the perfect time to do house tours. And i love your vids❤️

  • @EverythingRebel
    @EverythingRebel 3 년 전

    merch in the store is my new JAM!

  • @philik9438
    @philik9438 3 년 전 +76

    When this is all over everyone watching back will be so confused about all these videos

    • @akashicisis
      @akashicisis 3 년 전 +1

      They'll probably remember that time the world stopped.

    • @eurobeatsongs2961
      @eurobeatsongs2961 3 년 전

      Bruh it's not like everyone forgot about 911 or the plague, or any other historic event

  • @satansatan4312
    @satansatan4312 3 년 전 +195

    Morning routine.
    -*_wake up_*
    -*_Existential crises_*
    -*_Thinking why Kittens can't vote_*
    -*_writing petition for kitten's rights_*
    -*_Goggling how to form a kitten's cult_*
    -*_End up following Damien's cult_*
    -*_Write longass comments which nobody reads._*
    -*_Cry myself to sleep_*
    *_Damien (Tyler):Tyler be with you_*
    *_Me:And with you also,Tyler._*

  • @Alexs_Corner_
    @Alexs_Corner_ 3 년 전 +30

    ‘tis should of been called “Our days during quarantine” cause that’s all this is

    • @NEXTYEAR_
      @NEXTYEAR_ 3 년 전 +1

      Lmao this is my whole life lol I’ve never been outsidr

  • @afridge5785
    @afridge5785 3 년 전 +1

    Damien narrating is the only thing getting me through quarantine.

  • @moochinegun9516
    @moochinegun9516 3 년 전 +67

    Is Ian growing back is bowl cut? WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!

    • @SlickONick
      @SlickONick 3 년 전 +1

      I Love That He's Doing That :)

  • @NivanSharma
    @NivanSharma 3 년 전 +55

    3:14 I feel like that was a system of a down reference

  • @sirreal2963
    @sirreal2963 3 년 전 +60

    I’m British
    We don’t get milk crust
    The hell is that
    I’m now scared of milk is that a phobia
    Pls help me eat cereal again

    • @chaazhub8892
      @chaazhub8892 3 년 전 +2

      Same man, i feel your pain of the unknown...

    • @ithertzwhenip3656
      @ithertzwhenip3656 3 년 전 +1

      I’m British too maybe get another spoon and pluck it out

    • @lilyroberts2451
      @lilyroberts2451 3 년 전 +10

      I’m in the US and even I don’t know what the hell that is. But I’m kinda assuming that’s what happens after it expires.

    • @despacito6895
      @despacito6895 3 년 전 +7

      @@lilyroberts2451 , when you pour milk and add the cap back on and repeat over time, the left over milk dries on the cap and flakes into whatever you're putting milk in. So kind of, but not really.
      -an experienced milk crust accidental swallower...

    • @annaday6928
      @annaday6928 3 년 전 +2

      Milk crust freaks me out
      I will get a whole new class of milk because it is so gross

  • @graydonpanzica330
    @graydonpanzica330 3 년 전 +1

    "The world's still on fire." *goes back to sleep*
    🤣🤣me

  • @akriti6155
    @akriti6155 3 년 전 +27

    My morning routine:
    Wake up because of my mom
    Shout at my mom for waking me up
    My mom shouting at me to get out of bed
    My sister shouting at us to stop shouting
    Me shouting at my sister just for the hell of it
    Me falling back asleep

  • @davidbird7646
    @davidbird7646 3 년 전 +3

    3:16
    Well this ain't in my morning routine cause I don't take showers in the morning 😂

  • @X-EvilAsh
    @X-EvilAsh 3 년 전 +1

    3:13 I love the SOAD Reference lmao

  • @George-xd2rt
    @George-xd2rt 3 년 전 +39

    3:13
    “wake up grab a brush and put a little make up”
    Is that chop suey?

    • @arcroy7
      @arcroy7 3 년 전 +2

      Yes it is

    • @George-xd2rt
      @George-xd2rt 3 년 전 +1

      Meloetta7 i thought so😂

    • @potiryan9786
      @potiryan9786 3 년 전 +1

      i thought the same thing so i checked if someone else wrote it in the comments

    • @X-EvilAsh
      @X-EvilAsh 3 년 전 +1

      thats what I thought lol

    • @alexbishop9072
      @alexbishop9072 3 년 전 +1

      I like how uninthouiasticly he said it

  • @alannissolis
    @alannissolis 3 년 전 +139

    Who just loves Shaynes hair when he is brushing his teeth? (Just me?) ok

    • @lavishty_
      @lavishty_ 3 년 전

      @1750 subs before Tomorrow no

    • @kerstiesweeney
      @kerstiesweeney 3 년 전

      @1750 subs before Tomorrow Sad you have to beg for subscribers. I have 28 and I don't have one damn thing on my channel. Hahahahaha.
      😸😸😸

    • @loganharm207
      @loganharm207 3 년 전

      @@kerstiesweeney actually 27

  • @dandoesart4851
    @dandoesart4851 3 년 전 +4

    1:50 me after pulling an all nighter and sleeping for 20 minutes in bed

  • @nickosborne2055
    @nickosborne2055 3 년 전

    best most recent smosh vid to come out. actual content

  • @muhammadirshaad7632
    @muhammadirshaad7632 3 년 전 +18

    We did it boys. We found the thing that will make Gus Johnson laugh:Damien the Human Trumpet

  • @SciFactsYT118
    @SciFactsYT118 3 년 전 +153

    Random fact:
    A single strand of spaghetti is called spaghetto.

  • @jack8100
    @jack8100 3 년 전

    Omg why do I love love love that song from the beginning

  • @theJinxed1313
    @theJinxed1313 3 년 전 +2

    I'm over here just listening to the merch in the store song over and over again.
    Just me, okay......

  • @conorgraham3331
    @conorgraham3331 3 년 전 +23

    "Curse my incredible archery"-Shayne Topp , 2020

  • @camchiet1654
    @camchiet1654 3 년 전 +35

    I love your guys videos I get so happy when I look up at my phone and see a new smosh video. Keep up the hard work guys!

  • @happydegohas3235
    @happydegohas3235 3 년 전

    Every Blank Ever is one of the things that keeps me sane during this quarantine period ❤️

  • @reitheinsolvable7380

    Ya this video is just the entire smosh squad decending into madness

  • @getaloadofthisguy2927
    @getaloadofthisguy2927 3 년 전 +19

    Olivia: holds flower while sleeping to smell it first thing in the morning
    Me: write that down write that down!

  • @zerogrqvity_.
    @zerogrqvity_. 3 년 전 +32

    “i accidentally hit snooze......12 TIMES”
    same bro same

  • @inkbo
    @inkbo 3 년 전

    As soon as the ad came on about the new merch i liked the video!

  • @Natheersimonthree21

    SMOSH 🔥 This guys just knows everything 🔥💪🏼

  • @kyle4246
    @kyle4246 3 년 전 +80

    Nobody:
    Not even me:
    Smosh: “ThErE’s MeRcH iN tHe StOrE”

    • @sperondayo6247
      @sperondayo6247 3 년 전 +1

      T h e r e ' s m e r c h i n t h e s t o r e

    • @waffleman8862
      @waffleman8862 3 년 전 +1

      Dr. Evil there can only be one

    • @kyle4246
      @kyle4246 3 년 전 +1

      I’m dr evil from 40 minutes ago

    • @kyle4246
      @kyle4246 3 년 전

      1750 subs before Tomorrow are u makin fun of us 😂

  • @bruhmane1944
    @bruhmane1944 3 년 전 +35

    Quarantine will kill your gains
    Shayne:
    Well yes but actually no

    • @landonriker2966
      @landonriker2966 3 년 전

      If Shayne would diet and get down to 10-14% body fat then he would look so shredded.

  • @brodyxtr
    @brodyxtr 3 년 전 +1

    Morning Routine 2 is finally here

  • @riderofblack
    @riderofblack 년 전 +1

    I'm so glad there's a Playlist of these. I'm stuck in bed with covid, and these have been so fun to re-watch between exhaustion naps

  • @theoparkinson984
    @theoparkinson984 3 년 전 +17

    No one
    Me when I see someone pass from bed to couch:THE PERFECT HUMAN

  • @eviefilms
    @eviefilms 3 년 전 +62

    Why was Damien’s “smooth jazz” low key good though

  • @leann-michelle
    @leann-michelle 3 년 전 +1

    Why is no one talking about the Chop Suey reference 😂 just thank you for making it

  • @thecid7017
    @thecid7017 2 년 전 +1

    2:13
    Amanda took this to the extreme. I was shook, but it was funny as well.

  • @NotAyzz
    @NotAyzz 3 년 전 +56

    Smosh: posts
    Everyone: *goes straight to the comments*