The Fart Limit

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  • 게시일 2021. 06. 13.
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  • @blukat9903
    @blukat9903 2 년 전 +81164

    chances of being killed by a farts are low but never zero

    • @bbazero9508
      @bbazero9508 2 년 전 +2

      krplus.net/bidio/mZdtaGCEdKLQfWE

    • @professionalshittaker
      @professionalshittaker 2 년 전 +672

      @@smecheru_la_toti i don’t like that

    • @mohiths2065
      @mohiths2065 2 년 전 +236

      @@smecheru_la_toti Drove the point across

    • @smecheru_la_toti
      @smecheru_la_toti 2 년 전 +23

      @Fureori actually they're zero because you're a nobody compared to actual political figures

    • @cocaineaddict4844
      @cocaineaddict4844 2 년 전 +125

      @@smecheru_la_toti I mean hitler was a failed artist selling postcards in germany

  • @TotalImmort7l
    @TotalImmort7l 2 년 전 +7380

    "You're either a smart fella or a fart smella"
    - Sun Tzu

  • @LizardoiL
    @LizardoiL 6 개월 전 +1328

    OSHA really out here regulating our farts.

    • @JJ-ds5fs
      @JJ-ds5fs 4 개월 전

      They regulate the chemical, because a lot of workplaces can expose you to this chemical from sources other than farts.

    • @studentloandebt7598
      @studentloandebt7598 2 개월 전 +14

      This is exactly where I want my tax money to go

    • @themailman9686
      @themailman9686 개월 전 +12

      I know this is a joke, but this chart that is shown in the video would be for like gas leaks and stuff to make sure you know the danger of leaks.

    • @Chris-qc2kd
      @Chris-qc2kd 개월 전

      💀

    • @zechariahlea2317
      @zechariahlea2317 6 일 전 +2

      Is this why Taco Bell has so many OSHA violations?

  • @zerasth3numb3r88
    @zerasth3numb3r88 8 개월 전 +755

    we've all experienced a sickeningly sweet fart

    • @iristhorne6521
      @iristhorne6521 6 개월 전 +189

      No the fuck we haven’t

    • @user-ty9xy3by5k
      @user-ty9xy3by5k 6 개월 전 +7

      I've definitely had BM's that come out smelling like that.

    • @braidynchapman5103
      @braidynchapman5103 6 개월 전 +18

      ​@@iristhorne6521then youre young little buddy.

    • @vincentlerma483
      @vincentlerma483 5 개월 전 +11

      ​@iristhorne6521 your reply made me laugh so hard my side cramped solid😂😂😂

    • @markmuller7962
      @markmuller7962 5 개월 전 +8

      Not me, only dead animals had that kind of sweetness

  • @Bulldog2824
    @Bulldog2824 2 년 전 +10271

    Vsauce: “According to OSHA”
    Me: Why is OSHA studying farts in the workplace?

    • @blackrifle3742
      @blackrifle3742 2 년 전 +537

      Why is OSHA

    • @thetwistedsamurai
      @thetwistedsamurai 2 년 전 +251

      Why

    • @sacrits
      @sacrits 2 년 전 +267

      ‏‏‎

    • @GetOffMyPhoneGoogle
      @GetOffMyPhoneGoogle 2 년 전 +263

      Because they're not going to look into anything actually serious, that would eat into their kickbacks.

    • @weasel6843
      @weasel6843 2 년 전 +533

      Hydrogen sulfide is produced by more than just farts. They aren't worried about 1000 people farting at once but they are worried about some sort of manufacturing incident

  • @mrzank24
    @mrzank24 년 전 +8561

    "Sir, this is a McDonald's"

  • @mackenziecumming9107
    @mackenziecumming9107 8 개월 전 +86

    Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today.

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature 8 개월 전 +367

    I've literally heard someone describe that kind of olfactory paralysis in response to a fart, followed by an unbearable burning sensation in the nostrils.
    The fart came from a horse that died soon after.

    • @jestice7596
      @jestice7596 6 개월 전 +135

      It put all its remaining life into that fart

    • @orionsionnach
      @orionsionnach 6 개월 전

      ​@@jestice7596TIL souls are made out of hydrogen sulphide.

    • @thequ6503
      @thequ6503 6 개월 전 +93

      @@jestice7596 nah bro, it farted out it’s soul

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 6 개월 전 +1

      God damn that horse really died from its own ass

    • @unnamedvisitor1649
      @unnamedvisitor1649 6 개월 전 +42

      That horse enchanted that fart with its soul.

  • @lcrn6288
    @lcrn6288 2 년 전 +18781

    1000-2000 times stronger: Nearly instant death.
    The Ass-assin.

  • @CraftingVegeto
    @CraftingVegeto 2 년 전 +8781

    Time to train for 50 years until I master the deadly fart.

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 2 년 전 +109

      r/blursedcomments
      Not like anything that concerns vsauce is not blursed.

    • @s0Iare
      @s0Iare 2 년 전 +14

      Aw no way I didn’t know you watched vsauce, I’m subscribed to you

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 2 년 전 +15

      @Noah Wilson if you cultivate enough you can do it

    • @thegreenxeno9430
      @thegreenxeno9430 2 년 전 +11

      @@mr.cauliflower3536 All paths lead to the great dao.

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 2 년 전 +5

      @@thegreenxeno9430 all i know is this is some weird Taoist shit. But it's a funi meme

  • @Chris-qc2kd
    @Chris-qc2kd 개월 전 +6

    “If that fart was mine, you’d be dead”
    -Shrek

  • @Dinosaur12349
    @Dinosaur12349 6 개월 전 +74

    Just then, 1000-2000 dads felt the need to gather in a circle.

    • @seitenryu6844
      @seitenryu6844 5 개월 전

      Same concentration. You need them all to fart into one butt. Then the megafart can be unleashed.

    • @yeeterdeleter0117
      @yeeterdeleter0117 4 개월 전 +5

      Probably more like 400

  • @backtheblue2096
    @backtheblue2096 2 년 전 +5089

    Imagine seeing this guy at a store just talking into his phone about farts

    • @Rilayy
      @Rilayy 2 년 전 +93

      It's his studio not a store

    • @captainaryan26
      @captainaryan26 2 년 전 +51

      @@Rilayy I go to buy his things. So that's a store

    • @captainaryan26
      @captainaryan26 2 년 전 +7

      *store too

    • @Rilayy
      @Rilayy 2 년 전 +16

      @@captainaryan26 wow didn't know you could buy stuff in his studio 👏🏻

    • @1ao493
      @1ao493 2 년 전 +38

      @@Rilayy stop ruining the joke

  • @m.t.7093
    @m.t.7093 2 년 전 +3709

    "According to OSHA..."
    Osha always sticking their nose where it doesn't belong

    • @OptimisticNihilist15
      @OptimisticNihilist15 2 년 전 +182

      "sticking their nose where it doesn't belong"
      I don't know of this was intentional or accidentally but that was amazing

    • @samueld8413
      @samueld8413 2 년 전 +122

      @@OptimisticNihilist15 buddy… that’s the entire joke

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 2 년 전 +5

      And yet you just said it has the potential to save a life

    • @thatotherandrew_
      @thatotherandrew_ 2 년 전 +7

      @@OptimisticNihilist15 Hello fellow Kurzgesagt profile picture!

    • @Fabi-es1xy
      @Fabi-es1xy 2 년 전 +3

      @@thatotherandrew_ why do they call their channel "kurzgesagt" it's a german word?

  • @FrilledD
    @FrilledD 6 개월 전 +28

    New fear unlocked: farts

  • @AlexoMata2923
    @AlexoMata2923 7 개월 전 +10

    *Farts aggresively* "mmm, sweet"

  • @KaguyaH
    @KaguyaH 2 년 전 +7856

    So Shrek wasn't kidding when he said
    "If it were one of mine, ye'd be dead!"

    • @elnibezawork3317
      @elnibezawork3317 2 년 전 +48

      😂😂

    • @Emmanuel-pg7vo
      @Emmanuel-pg7vo 2 년 전 +181

      I don't know why i did the voice while reading this 😂😂

    • @iiGORO333
      @iiGORO333 2 년 전 +22

      @@Emmanuel-pg7vo Same lmaooo

    • @JellyAntz
      @JellyAntz 2 년 전 +6

      @@iiGORO333 YESSS 🤣🤣🤣

    • @v12lyfe2
      @v12lyfe2 2 년 전 +7

      @@Emmanuel-pg7vo I did the same dunno why but was extremely funny lmfao 🤣

  • @sturza9182
    @sturza9182 2 년 전 +8235

    Suddenly, dads around the world took this as a challenge

  • @bluntpencil2667
    @bluntpencil2667 8 개월 전 +8

    Blud took silent but deadly to a whole other level 💀💀💀

  • @Ultimate_Tvman
    @Ultimate_Tvman 6 개월 전 +5

    Vsauce:My phone's at 10 percent let me make a video before it dies, ohh yeah I learned about farts the other day.

  • @aaron756
    @aaron756 2 년 전 +3794

    God was like, “ it’s going to be hilarious when they figure this out.”

    • @magjan5721
      @magjan5721 2 년 전 +234

      Yeah lol, it's like an Easter egg or a broken secret feature that he gave us

    • @deanwhite6741
      @deanwhite6741 2 년 전 +72

      Bigger twist...there is no God.

    • @spoopyskeleton2010
      @spoopyskeleton2010 2 년 전 +215

      @@deanwhite6741 there is only fart..

    • @Dexalium
      @Dexalium 2 년 전 +56

      @@deanwhite6741 that would be kinda sad i dont wanna just die and close my eyes forever a cycle of reincarnation would be cool tho

    • @chewinggumsandwich2341
      @chewinggumsandwich2341 2 년 전 +7

      @@Dexalium Naa that sounds horrible. I like to think about it like a light switch.

  • @mksk4395
    @mksk4395 2 년 전 +5486

    The fact that the "insta kill" option is scientificially proven just fucking kills me xD

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil 2 년 전 +121

      Picturing the lab rats in lab rat heaven chatting about how they bought it.
      "What about you, Bob, no scars or bruising and you're young & fit? What happened?"
      "Well I knew things were dodgy when I heard that we were being transferred to the CIA..."

    • @thatoneguy7191
      @thatoneguy7191 2 년 전 +48

      it insta kills you… like a powerful fart 😳

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 2 년 전 +33

      @@WillBravoNotEvil the implication that there's different heavens for rats and lab rats tho xd

    • @t48th24
      @t48th24 2 년 전 +14

      Damn, I can’t believe that Farts could be used as a military weapon in the future

    • @Despotic_Waffle
      @Despotic_Waffle 2 년 전 +8

      @@t48th24 they were probably already used by the germans in WW1.

  • @mayorboy1
    @mayorboy1 6 개월 전 +5

    The "Nearly-instant-death" fart got me 😂

  • @eliaskjrbo8142
    @eliaskjrbo8142 2 년 전 +4642

    “You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella” -Sun Tzu, The Fart of War
    Edit: the reply section on this comment is a fricking gold mine
    CREDIT TO: Zwist4

  • @Loo0Lzz
    @Loo0Lzz 2 년 전 +1848

    "Fart" means "speed" in Swedish, so all swedish roads have a fart limit.

    • @TheOnlyEru
      @TheOnlyEru 2 년 전 +203

      And remember: It’s not the fart that kills, it’s the smäll.

    • @PaydayPerry
      @PaydayPerry 2 년 전 +13

      @@TheOnlyEru Nice

    • @ryann7741
      @ryann7741 2 년 전 +12

      @@TheOnlyEru wait, what does smäll means

    • @mathewjaison512
      @mathewjaison512 2 년 전 +9

      So that's how fart kills😂

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 2 년 전 +22

      @@ryann7741 apparently it means "bang, slap, whack".
      Source: Google Translate, so it may not be correct.

  • @iamaweirdo5210
    @iamaweirdo5210 6 개월 전 +4

    The description is hilariously smart

  • @simbachvazo6530
    @simbachvazo6530 일 전 +1

    "It's the 1% that causes the trouble,"
    And either way it's just old farts.

  • @badman477
    @badman477 년 전 +2718

    “It’s the 1% that causes the trouble” - Bernie Sanders probably

  • @jarlbalgruuf6285
    @jarlbalgruuf6285 2 년 전 +8673

    This is the thing that supervillain would say while the hero is tied up.
    Edit: how did this get so many likes?

  • @basti5263
    @basti5263 4 일 전

    "I don't wanna say you smell bad... But entering the sams room as you gave me instantanious olfactory paralysis" 😂

  • @jackmartin8631
    @jackmartin8631 14 일 전 +1

    Me now realizing why people die after I fart. 😂💀

  • @vivek7946
    @vivek7946 11 개월 전 +11031

    Are we all gonna ignore the fact that osha has fart safety protocol

    • @MaxxPowerfish
      @MaxxPowerfish 11 개월 전

      Yes, I will be that guy.
      It's not about farts, it's about workers in chemical facilities.
      www.osha.gov/hydrogen-sulfide/hazards

    • @guylikesbananas3986
      @guylikesbananas3986 11 개월 전 +102

      No

    • @thetruthexperiment
      @thetruthexperiment 10 개월 전 +233

      I guess I did till now. When I hear OSHA my mind goes blank. I knew a sous chef named Osha. Hard to ignore it when it isn’t an acronym that means pain in the ass regulatory body.

    • @PoisonFlower765
      @PoisonFlower765 9 개월 전 +43

      That was the first thing I thought of. "OSHA? Why??"

    • @Simboiss
      @Simboiss 9 개월 전 +7

      @@thetruthexperiment Rules suck, eh ?

  • @Shyy
    @Shyy 2 년 전 +17723

    Now i know how the world will end...

    • @hmr313_
      @hmr313_ 2 년 전 +307

      Something that is Silent, but Violent..

    • @fostena
      @fostena 2 년 전 +216

      Not with a bang, but with a silent fart

    • @atomixman5327
      @atomixman5327 2 년 전 +47

      @@fostena I don't think it will be silent

    • @zyclo
      @zyclo 2 년 전 +18

      I love it when I get the notification “Someone subbed to you” and “Someone liked your comment 👍,”.

    • @supreme--qwerty6127
      @supreme--qwerty6127 2 년 전 +6

      You know the rules, so do I .

  • @MatthewBrender-wy6bb

    I can just imagine some calm monk sitting on a hill (like the one from Kill Bill), surrounded by assailents. Then they all drop dead.
    He calls it, the skunk form.

  • @-CA-Games-
    @-CA-Games- 6 개월 전 +2

    V-Sauce out of context youtubers will be having a field day with this one.

  • @ridiculousrandy1401
    @ridiculousrandy1401 2 년 전 +2258

    Man buying cereal an aisle away:
    Michael: "I call it the FART LIMIT."

    • @Caercutta30
      @Caercutta30 2 년 전 +19

      I gotta be somewhere else.

    • @glodenduck2077
      @glodenduck2077 2 년 전 +2

      hey you have the same name and pfp as me before!

    • @ihateavocados
      @ihateavocados 2 년 전 +24

      this is not a grocery store lol

    • @ridiculousrandy1401
      @ridiculousrandy1401 2 년 전

      @@ihateavocados I never said it was. Its an example of his absurdity that's often unexpected.

    • @pienjayofficial
      @pienjayofficial 2 년 전 +13

      It's Vsauce office, he has shown it before in some video

  • @Vermillionx
    @Vermillionx 2 년 전 +3436

    He answered a question literally nobody asked and I cannot thank him enough for it.

  • @gnocchidokie
    @gnocchidokie 8 개월 전 +1

    The 1% really does make the fresh air stink for the rest of us

  • @loveadeola
    @loveadeola 일 전

    Your honor, my client's dad was killed by a fart assassin.

  • @edboy484
    @edboy484 2 년 전 +1882

    "It's the one percent that causes the trouble"
    *Bernie Sanders has entered the chat*

    • @seinfan9
      @seinfan9 2 년 전 +11

      Well, he's only going after the 0.1% now to exclude himself from the angry mobs he tries so desperately to incite.

    • @willw5868
      @willw5868 2 년 전 +12

      Based

    • @gamingnerd3476
      @gamingnerd3476 2 년 전 +51

      @bruh bruh Bernie Sanders is worth 3 million. He’s not the problem. It’s the guy worth 3 billion

    • @7XHARDER
      @7XHARDER 2 년 전 +45

      @bruh bruh whoa hold your horses, did you not see the senate completely vote on partisan lines? I saw republicans cower out of investigating the Jan.6th insurrection, (wonder why duh doi) even watched a clip of Matt Gaetz getting his ass spanked by a General. The democrats may not be perfect, but please, if you aren’t joining the dark side, don’t assist them by attacking Bernie. He’s like the one guy who has actually been voicing and working his ass off for DECADES. His entire life he has been trying to get the rich to pay their share. Bernie can fight a bot head on and win, because he will repeat himself until the bots implode.

    • @ronson-natsarim
      @ronson-natsarim 2 년 전 +11

      @bruh bruh $3M isn’t too much, it’s not enough. I’m not quite to a billion, yet, but well on my way. I’m also just a normal guy with a humble life who helps a lot of people with my wealth. Wealth isn’t the problem, poor character is.

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 2 년 전 +653

    "It's the 1 percent that causes the trouble"
    *-Comrade Vsauce*

    • @Guitarplayer7253
      @Guitarplayer7253 2 년 전 +3

      I tried looking it up but didn't find anything. What does the one percent mean? What or who is it?

    • @marker52
      @marker52 2 년 전 +68

      @@Guitarplayer7253 The richest 1% in this world hoards all the wealth. That’s what it means.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 2 년 전 +2

      @@Guitarplayer7253 lmao

    • @thedeadmoth
      @thedeadmoth 2 년 전

      Dogs are rubbish

    • @joe4481
      @joe4481 2 년 전 +13

      @@marker52 We shall feast on the marrow of their bones.

  • @crep50
    @crep50 8 개월 전 +1

    I love how deadpan serious Michael always is when he makes these types of videos. “The Fart Limit” sounds so professional lmaooo

  • @JustMeAndcookie
    @JustMeAndcookie 8 개월 전 +2

    one second you're eating taco bell and the next you're being charged with manslaughter

  • @AmarilloMusicAB
    @AmarilloMusicAB 년 전 +4950

    “According to OSHA”
    Ummm… what exactly has OSHA been doing with their money??

    • @kermitthefrog2578
      @kermitthefrog2578 년 전 +235

      Questionable things

    • @3of12
      @3of12 년 전 +15

      @acidentlylibertarian

    • @danielplatts9446
      @danielplatts9446 년 전 +94

      Exactly my thoughts. I guess farts are an occupational hazard?

    • @Lucaazade
      @Lucaazade 년 전 +210

      This is a KRplus video so he’s saying “fart” because it’s fun. You know hydrogen sulfide is, like, a chemical present in the world? OSHA is an organisation that works with the safety of things present in the world, including chemicals. Also there’s no reason to assume they did the research themselves, because there are many other organisations and individuals in the world that work with things present in the world including chemicals.

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 년 전

      Clearly, judging by the chart of how much your farts would need to smell to kill a man, incredibly important, extremely necessary, very serious buisiness

  • @CinecomCrew
    @CinecomCrew 2 년 전 +2965

    Another great conversation opener! Thanks Michael!

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 2 년 전 +69

      I know right. Will meet old friend on Friday. He will be amazed how my small talk skills have improved

    • @Bubbyyyy
      @Bubbyyyy 2 년 전 +3

      lol

    • @photonicpizza1466
      @photonicpizza1466 2 년 전 +14

      @@zyclo Better stop obviously indirectly begging for it so it happens more often, then.

    • @rgkaczynski
      @rgkaczynski 2 년 전 +4

      jordyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @janbacer
      @janbacer 2 년 전 +2

      @@photonicpizza1466 don't even try, he's spamming the same comment all over,

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 6 개월 전 +1

    That's why farts can be so explosive, with actual hydrogen and oxygen gas in them!

  • @kyototomokui6676
    @kyototomokui6676 6 개월 전 +1

    The fact that OSHA has to say this is concerning.

  • @_wetmath_
    @_wetmath_ 2 년 전 +688

    everyone's laughing at the fart gun from despicable me but gru knows his science

    • @bxdxss4424
      @bxdxss4424 2 년 전 +34

      Top 10 time travallers,who invented the future

    • @imnotsure3451
      @imnotsure3451 2 년 전 +15

      Gru is hot

    • @brotherzal
      @brotherzal 2 년 전 +5

      This funny

    • @felixcrentist1595
      @felixcrentist1595 2 년 전 +32

      I love the idea that Gru created a gun designed to cause olfactory paralysis and near instant death

    • @faqih9685
      @faqih9685 2 년 전 +24

      I think Dr. Nefario designed that not Gru

  • @AxeAR
    @AxeAR 2 년 전 +2507

    1000-2000 times stronger: "Nearly instant death"
    Holy shit

    • @chinmaymahawar4474
      @chinmaymahawar4474 2 년 전 +150

      Does this mean that if 1000-2000 people farted at the same time then at least one of them will die instantly

    • @joeym2156
      @joeym2156 2 년 전 +74

      @@chinmaymahawar4474 if they were condensed into a tiny space, then yea

    • @Rahat-tw8vg
      @Rahat-tw8vg 2 년 전 +127

      @@chinmaymahawar4474 No, because the concentration will remain the same as everyone has 1ppm H2S. Yes you're increasing the H2S but also increasing the other particles amounts, therefore ratios stay the same and it's the same concentration..

    • @theduckysmallz
      @theduckysmallz 2 년 전 +5

      H2S is brutal

    • @theduckysmallz
      @theduckysmallz 2 년 전 +13

      @@Rahat-tw8vg except h2s displaces oxygen, so it could theoretically accumulate to a lethal concentration

  • @haloshadowsnipe3014
    @haloshadowsnipe3014 6 개월 전 +1

    It's always the 13% that causes more than 50% of the trouble

  • @lightdarkery
    @lightdarkery 25 일 전 +1

    Imagine your fart smells so bad it paralyzes someone 💀

  • @davidgolach-soobrayan4605

    Vsauce naming this short: farts have a limit
    Vsauce naming the very next short: farts are limitless

  • @Clisare
    @Clisare 2 년 전 +11063

    “I call it the fart limit” - I’m dead 💀

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 2 년 전 +2867

    So if our farts were 100x stronger, the phrase 'till death do us fart' would be said at every wedding?

    • @zayd162
      @zayd162 2 년 전 +25

      I hate and love you...

    • @okaygerepied5388
      @okaygerepied5388 2 년 전 +18

      𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞
      *Flatulence* is defined in the medical literature as "flatus expelled through the anus" or the "quality or state of being flatulent", which is defined in turn as "marked by or affected with gases generated in the intestine or stomach; likely to cause digestive flatulence".

    • @kinga1925
      @kinga1925 2 년 전 +14

      @STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY stfu

    • @JonathanGorr
      @JonathanGorr 2 년 전 +18

      x1000

    • @TyeDPod
      @TyeDPod 2 년 전 +12

      Till fart do we part.

  • @lucaca-vd7fh
    @lucaca-vd7fh 8 개월 전 +1

    Imagine if someone pisses you off and you just unleash a ×100 fart and paralyse them

  • @hamza_333_
    @hamza_333_ 6 개월 전 +2

    "silent but deadly"

  • @smileguyanimations8776
    @smileguyanimations8776 2 년 전 +1600

    “So your the punk I heard about”
    *fart with reverb*
    Titan: *dies instantly*

  • @Way2Frostii4U
    @Way2Frostii4U 2 년 전 +2784

    The real question is, “what if everyone in the world farted at the same time?”

  • @user-mo8ox8et7x
    @user-mo8ox8et7x 9 개월 전 +1

    I love the fact that years after i saw this video i still find it sometimes and watch again and again.
    Vsause is the Goat

  • @otakumon2335
    @otakumon2335 6 개월 전 +1

    Seeing "nearly instant death" makes me giggle 😂

  • @inuka6969
    @inuka6969 년 전 +2888

    "Silent butt deadly"

  • @loganhall7273
    @loganhall7273 년 전 +5554

    Imagine dying to a fart then your gravestone just says “whoever smelt it dealt it”

    • @isicle.
      @isicle. 년 전 +43

      الي شمها عمها نسخة الاجانب

    • @CasperTheRamKnight
      @CasperTheRamKnight 년 전 +29

      he smelled death xzddddddlozlorooolfllolz

    • @maji2510
      @maji2510 년 전 +38

      "Ye who smelt it hath dealt it"

    • @cjsomething4995
      @cjsomething4995 년 전 +2

      Gravestones don't list how someone died. That's a lie.

    • @damailman8472
      @damailman8472 년 전 +39

      @@cjsomething4995 if thou denied it thence thou supplied it

  • @flakeyfilms5792
    @flakeyfilms5792 6 개월 전 +1

    1000 people get in a room for one mission:

  • @phosphoros60
    @phosphoros60 7 개월 전 +1

    I love reading the other symptoms as just the reactions to ever and ever more noxious farts, ending in "nearly instant death" 😂

  • @skepticjoker
    @skepticjoker 2 년 전 +1019

    "How did he die?"
    "He farted, silently"

    • @brazenh2836
      @brazenh2836 2 년 전 +18

      True. A fart is aoe and the sender isn't immune...
      So you could commit fart suicide...

    • @v12lyfe2
      @v12lyfe2 2 년 전 +3

      @@brazenh2836 wouldn’t that be extremely genius of a person wanting to commit suicide 🤣

    • @jacobn.3387
      @jacobn.3387 2 년 전 +4

      @@charred1010 *sickeningly sweet*

    • @dhearyzikrimuhammad_0366
      @dhearyzikrimuhammad_0366 2 년 전 +2

      @@jacobn.3387 until it smelled like nothing

    • @Extremezotako
      @Extremezotako 2 년 전

      Lol

  • @DirtyDoge
    @DirtyDoge 2 년 전 +745

    "It's the 1% that causes the trouble."
    Based Michael.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 개월 전 +1

    Hydrogen sulfide is a neurotoxic gas that limits a neuron’s ability to absorb oxygen. It occurs naturally in small amounts in your brain to regulate oxygen intake, but if too much is inhaled then the cells won’t get enough oxygen to survive, and you’ll die.
    I learned that from a NOVA Science DVD.

  • @LootShrimp
    @LootShrimp 7 일 전

    I lost it at him actually saying fart limit lol

  • @ObitoUchihaisgay
    @ObitoUchihaisgay 2 년 전 +5010

    "it's the 1% that causes the trouble"
    Based vsauce

  • @AmericaDividedOfficial
    @AmericaDividedOfficial 2 년 전 +3612

    Daddy Vsauce taking advantage of youtube shorts

    • @DZTWoo
      @DZTWoo 2 년 전 +7

      Kinda Sussy you know that?

    • @NateTheOhioan
      @NateTheOhioan 2 년 전 +8

      I’ve been digging at you for 10 years, I will break you someday

    • @ok-nz7mt
      @ok-nz7mt 2 년 전 +10

      U taking advantage of being verified

    • @daris-ol5bu
      @daris-ol5bu 2 년 전 +2

      and u taking advantage on youtube comment sections

    • @daris-ol5bu
      @daris-ol5bu 2 년 전 +3

      and u taking advantage on youtube comment sections

  • @gr8potatosaurusofthunderfart

    Someone at OSHA is researching the most important risk to workers... farts...😂😂😂

  • @ethanwanyoike1566
    @ethanwanyoike1566 6 개월 전 +1

    Vsuace is that kind of guy who would say the Earth is actually the same size as the sun.

  • @himmelektronik
    @himmelektronik 2 년 전 +2228

    Funnily enough “fart” translates to “speed” in Swedish, so a “fart limit” is something that we hear on a regular basis. (Fartgräns)

    • @Daniel-bw1ds
      @Daniel-bw1ds 2 년 전 +30

      Never heard of anything like a speed limit B)

    • @moothecow8029
      @moothecow8029 2 년 전 +4

      Wow xD

    • @Happy_Shopper
      @Happy_Shopper 2 년 전 +31

      I visited Denmark a few years ago and was always caught off guard by the fart signs they have too

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 2 년 전 +5

      I thought it mean "drive" or "driving"

    • @damoos3.
      @damoos3. 2 년 전 +3

      *Swedish accent* fart-u liemet

  • @kennylee6499
    @kennylee6499 2 년 전 +2494

    Michael: “It would smell like nothing.”
    Me: “Oh, nice.”
    Michael: “-immediate olfactory paralysis.”
    Me: “OH.”

    • @jaylin3321
      @jaylin3321 2 년 전 +17

      I know right? 😂

    • @joeym2156
      @joeym2156 2 년 전 +15

      That just means you can't smell anymore lol

    • @damian._.grmaden
      @damian._.grmaden 2 년 전 +5

      What is an Immediate olfactory paralysis??

    • @thiccityd9773
      @thiccityd9773 2 년 전 +9

      @@damian._.grmaden Your nose would stop working

    • @Eborsisk85
      @Eborsisk85 2 년 전 +1

      That's enough internet for the week lmao wtf did just watch

  • @crispy.dragon
    @crispy.dragon 6 개월 전

    This took the "I don't always fart, but when I do..." meme to another level

  • @haste_pg3d
    @haste_pg3d 7 개월 전 +1

    This is why its called Uranus. Its atmosphere is almost completely made out of hydrogen sulfide. So if you took a whiff, you would just die.

  • @asmolbean9300
    @asmolbean9300 년 전 +2728

    "It's the one percent that causes the trouble" - Karl Marx.

    • @JohnZiTAB
      @JohnZiTAB 년 전 +49

      Underrated comment.

    • @JohnZiTAB
      @JohnZiTAB 년 전 +34

      @@tynj4173 Based comment.

    • @alienbsg
      @alienbsg 년 전 +51

      Glory to Marx

    • @ducksongfans
      @ducksongfans 년 전 +12

      @@tynj4173 eh had had massive effects on History

    • @bonesaw36
      @bonesaw36 년 전 +38

      Karl marx: its the 1%
      radical leftists: tear down statues of everyone and anything the mob thinks represent racist attitudes, including statues commemorating the end of slavery, Karl Marx-a clear-cut racist-has evaded the woke mob’s wrath. 😂😂😂😂

  • @capp00
    @capp00 2 년 전 +5176

    I was friends with a guy that lived on eggs and Tecate. I don't know the scientific ratio of what he was passing as "gas", but it would make us gag. lol

    • @adyabagchi9830
      @adyabagchi9830 2 년 전 +31

      Ok.

    • @ShrekCOVEY
      @ShrekCOVEY 2 년 전 +25

      ok dad

    • @adyabagchi9830
      @adyabagchi9830 2 년 전 +17

      You 😂 used to listen and smell his farts? Wtf

    • @capp00
      @capp00 2 년 전 +262

      @@adyabagchi9830 0.o have you never been in the same room or vehicle with another person? Kind of impossible to avoid if someone farts in the car.

    • @E024_
      @E024_ 2 년 전 +8

      What’s tecate

  • @darn_it
    @darn_it 8 개월 전

    You know how they say "If you ain't a smart fella, you a fart smella." Well Vsauce has just proven everyone that you can be both.

  • @dotrail
    @dotrail 9 일 전

    OSHA’s gonna be requiring a h2s detector for my farts now 💀

  • @kibukaj2956
    @kibukaj2956 2 년 전 +2368

    "Vsauce. Michael here."
    "Have you ever wondered how to murder someone tracelssly?"

    • @hufsa7197
      @hufsa7197 2 년 전 +60

      You forgot the "hey" in the beginning

    • @SiegeNoob289
      @SiegeNoob289 2 년 전 +34

      If you sit on someones nose and fart would the person you are sitting on die?

    • @c4ncer781
      @c4ncer781 2 년 전 +41

      @@SiegeNoob289 top 10 deadly kink

    • @SiegeNoob289
      @SiegeNoob289 2 년 전 +4

      @@c4ncer781 lmaooo

    • @bbazero9508
      @bbazero9508 2 년 전 +1

      krplus.net/bidio/mZdtaGCEdKLQfWE

  • @SmellTheCanvis
    @SmellTheCanvis 2 년 전 +610

    Family member: 'How did he die, doctor?'
    Doctor: 'Fart attack'

  • @Bone_Incidents
    @Bone_Incidents 8 개월 전 +1

    “How’d you die?”
    “Let’s be honest, that Indian girl was hot… too hot…”

  • @astroMAn360
    @astroMAn360 3 일 전 +1

    a fart can be an OSHA violation
    think about that

  • @jacob_n_r_z8755
    @jacob_n_r_z8755 2 년 전 +389

    "What if we use 100% of our brain?"
    The end result:

  • @kjskorner2010
    @kjskorner2010 년 전 +4089

    "Yo, let's have a fart contest" "Aight"
    4 days later..
    "Today were gathered here to remember our friend which has passed."

  • @valeniusthekat
    @valeniusthekat 7 개월 전 +3

    Never tell them your next move 🤣🤣☠️👍

  • @sethariustelos4896
    @sethariustelos4896 6 개월 전

    "your safe when farting, or are you" -Vsauce

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 2 년 전 +4408

    “It’s the 1% that causes the trouble”
    The real world and farts are not much different

  • @thickums5344
    @thickums5344 2 년 전 +458

    Vsauce: *suddenly show up after 4 weeks* Your farts could actually kill someone

    • @maciejsucharzewski3167
      @maciejsucharzewski3167 2 년 전 +24

      He's like those kung-fu masters that isolate themselves on like mountains and shit and then come back 4 yrs later with the truths of the universe

    • @boggybolt6782
      @boggybolt6782 2 년 전 +5

      It's vital information

    • @zyclo
      @zyclo 2 년 전 +1

      I love it when I get the notification “Someone subbed to you” and “Someone liked your comment 👍,”.

    • @binky_bun
      @binky_bun 2 년 전 +1

      ​@@maciejsucharzewski3167 "and shit" in this context could well be literal. Maybe he's had a bad case of the runs for the last 4 weeks and that was the inspiration for this vid.

    • @Redart15
      @Redart15 2 년 전 +1

      Or could they?

  • @sunshinesquares
    @sunshinesquares 12 일 전

    Next time you silently let one loose, ask the people around you
    “Do you smell popcorn?”
    😂

  • @chrisrettig7444
    @chrisrettig7444 8 개월 전

    "Hey, Vsauce! Michael here! Yes, the nearly 20 million subscribed-to, state of the art equipment-backed studio wielding, epic beard-adorning, globally loved and widely respected in both the science and entertainment industry, Michael. Today we're going to talk about farts. And not just any farts. But literal deadly farts."
    So many reasons to love Vsauce.

  • @utkarshbtw
    @utkarshbtw 년 전 +2957

    So if someone dies by your fart will you be charged with voluntary fartslaughter?

  • @laithtabet970
    @laithtabet970 년 전 +4748

    “its the 1% that causes all the trouble” based comrade Michael

  • @kayodeogundele5293

    Now, I understand why Bo'Rai'Cho uses this weapon

  • @ragg232
    @ragg232 9 개월 전

    The answer to how Shrek can kill with his gas.
    "If it was me, *you'd be dead!* "

  • @couchforsale3548
    @couchforsale3548 2 년 전 +3896

    Are we just gonna skim over the fact that OSHA has an entire webpage dedicated to this topic

    • @joshuacintron2264
      @joshuacintron2264 2 년 전 +374

      No they have a webpage on hydrogen sulfide which is also found in farts

    • @nzbg1132
      @nzbg1132 2 년 전 +182

      @@joshuacintron2264 so they don't have a fart fetish?

    • @throughthestorm3852
      @throughthestorm3852 2 년 전 +82

      I guess OSHA is protecting us from farts in the work place, now.

    • @joshuacintron2264
      @joshuacintron2264 2 년 전 +12

      @@nzbg1132 no

    • @kingofcontroversy7925
      @kingofcontroversy7925 2 년 전 +14

      yea I was like what OSHA have to do with farts....I might need to learn this safety protocol🤣🤣🤣

  • @H3Vtux
    @H3Vtux 2 년 전 +1657

    Bout time we had a video on something important.

  • @sosigakaweinerman869
    @sosigakaweinerman869 3 개월 전

    *farts*
    "What was that?!"
    "Death."
    "What kind??"
    "Instant."

  • @user-fe2fh4gv5f
    @user-fe2fh4gv5f 8 개월 전

    “Like nothing” VSAUCE INTENSIFIES