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  • Jimmy addresses the White House science policy office listing ending the coronavirus pandemic as one of Trump's biggest accomplishments.
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  • @zooziefisher8592
    @zooziefisher8592 3 년 전 +175

    Wait, I thought the pandemic was a hoax so, how could Trump end it?

    • @Boredchinchilla
      @Boredchinchilla 3 년 전 +9

      He also claimed to end it before even he had it lol....I guess those 1000 people who had it today are all paid actors. I’m still waiting for my check for “perpetrating the hoax”

    • @iamJROD
      @iamJROD 3 년 전

      TRUMP brings video to Arizona rally of governors thanking the federal government's quick action on the virus during height of the pandemic. krplus.net/bidio/n52ApWFfhYLFfYI 30:46

  • @MSBLS721
    @MSBLS721 3 년 전 +123

    "We're getting your husbands back to work" is right up there with the car salesman 17 years ago who told me, "You can wait in the car while we look." To quote my husband, " you just f*cked up." as he was getting back in the car.

    • @alissacheck4194
      @alissacheck4194 3 년 전 +7

      Good on y'all

    • @alissacheck4194
      @alissacheck4194 3 년 전 +7

      @San B Sorry for your wife. Y'all probably just understand "internet feminism", not what it actually is.
      There's a lot of important people who have been left behind in the past with feminism, but as a whole in the present, I believe they're doing good work.

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 3 년 전 +14

      @San B any time a women days that I remind them that feminism is not about bra burning and Doc Martens. It gave us the vote, the right to sit in Congress and on the Supreme Court, the right to an equal education and equal opportunities, the right to our own names, own bank accounts, to keep a job after marriage, to have an abortion, to divorce on our own terms, to have contraception, to drive, to have our own bank accounts to own property, to be a CEO among many other things we take for granted. Every western women is a feminist for doing those things every day. All this has been fought for and continues to be fought for in many parts of the world. Feminists continue to fight for equal pay too. Like everything, feminism has the extremists, but that is not the majority. Any women who knows herself to be an equal to a man is a feminist, because feminism just means believing in women as equals.

    • @CeeMigoLoCo
      @CeeMigoLoCo 3 년 전

      @louis leuellyn lol i don't think anyone is disagreeing with you here my friend. You got my vote!

    • @CeeMigoLoCo
      @CeeMigoLoCo 3 년 전

      @louis leuellyn Where did you get all of that info? I wanna find it so i can save the site for all the, "Non-believers" out there. I'll definitely spread the word!!!!

  • @andrewmastin4312
    @andrewmastin4312 3 년 전 +277

    Trump literally left his supporters out in the cold. A perfect metaphor for his presidency, brought to life in reality.

    • @77ramen49
      @77ramen49 3 년 전 +1

      No cap trump 2020

    • @uknownlight
      @uknownlight 3 년 전 +7

      @Jorge Vasquez he's saying he doesn't care to show support for his supporters

    • @jimlund5022
      @jimlund5022 3 년 전

      @Jorge Vasquez and with corrupt Joe you won't have to worry about anything, he's going to finally do everything he SHOULDVE done in the past 47 yrs he was in Washington. 😂 oh yeah that's right he's not going to do anything other than start the socialism that all the liberals want

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 3 년 전 +5

      @Jorge Vasquez draws flies? Surely, You mean Pence ? He's the only one I've seen with a FLY. Ha a ha ha.
      You asked for that, thank you

    • @vegadeth
      @vegadeth 3 년 전 +2

      Trump= No dignity. No Doubt krplus.net/bidio/e5urlpmkdoa4Y3Y

  • @robbygarza6205
    @robbygarza6205 3 년 전 +11

    When its 10° and trump says.. "Why was i told its a hotspot!" Is really clever joke man!

  • @SleeperLG
    @SleeperLG 3 년 전 +47

    Julio Torres was Ah-mazing!!! More of his humor and delivery please! Great fun(ny)! 🤣

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 3 년 전

      He'd s weird kid. He needs to work on his timing, but I guess it's hard to get an audience these days. He should try a Trump rally.

    • @mm12345777
      @mm12345777 3 년 전 +3

      @@pakde8002 Nah buddy, REAL weird people go to Trump rallies.

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 3 년 전 +1

      Yes!!! He was great

    • @crucitaserrano-diaz590
      @crucitaserrano-diaz590 3 년 전

      The awkwardness of his delivery is what makes him funny😁

    • @deathbyUIL
      @deathbyUIL 3 년 전

      Was this a Stefon from snl rip off or is this his actual style?

  • @sarahadera8443
    @sarahadera8443 3 년 전 +518

    "Even his supporters are turning Blue"
    lol he got me there

  • @milakuzmenko359
    @milakuzmenko359 3 년 전 +16

    The joke about the "famous Russian smile" is cool, I laughed at it👍

  • @Rayal1979
    @Rayal1979 3 년 전 +2

    My goodness...that Fred Flintstone thing made me burst out laughing at work. Now my co workers think I am a maniac. I had to explain myself. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sophiedavies2480
    @sophiedavies2480 3 년 전 +261

    How come he knows how to wear gloves when it’s cold but not a mask when there’s a pandemic...just saying

    • @l.i.terally2907
      @l.i.terally2907 3 년 전 +20

      Because it's all about his own comfort. he doesn't care about anyone else.

    • @Beruthiel45
      @Beruthiel45 3 년 전 +20

      Hiding his tiny hands, because people compare how white they are compared to his orange mug.

    • @SM-ht7qf
      @SM-ht7qf 3 년 전 +1

      Because despite widespread mask mandates, the virus still surges, in areas such as California and Europe for example

    • @ktlemongrass5129
      @ktlemongrass5129 3 년 전 +2

      @@SM-ht7qf You answered it. -Because they/trump have no aptitude for critical thinking.

    • @cookiecola5852
      @cookiecola5852 3 년 전 +2

      Donalds hands are coldblooded, there is no space for veins

  • @c4g3dB34st
    @c4g3dB34st 3 년 전 +401

    "Even his supporters are turning Blue" lol now my family is looking at me for laughing so hard

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 3 년 전 +5

      Best!

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 3 년 전 +9

      @Jo Johnson geez. Are you talking about the herd of sheep lost out in the cold?

    • @robs6661
      @robs6661 3 년 전 +1

      Biden and zuckerberg worked for ccp

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 3 년 전

      @San B President Goof. You deserve him.

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 3 년 전 +1

      @Jo Johnson your post is completely unintelligible.

  • @dolphins3291
    @dolphins3291 3 년 전 +8

    "That's still 10 degrees more than the 'scientists' in the White House's 'Science Office'." 😁😁 -- Jimmy was on a streak!

  • @ratedRamsey
    @ratedRamsey 3 년 전 +27

    You're the only one that jokes about politics and it isn't completely annoying.
    Thank you

  • @squishyshelli
    @squishyshelli 3 년 전 +154

    Julio's costume ideas are amazing! 😂 I'm having trouble deciding between being the attention-starved undecided voter, the "monster" mash up that is the electoral college, or metaphorical Jack from Titanic 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MichaelFlynn0
      @MichaelFlynn0 3 년 전 +15

      Kids got a great mind and fearless delivery.

    • @almapendergrass7810
      @almapendergrass7810 3 년 전 +6

      @@MichaelFlynn0 He is inspirational.

    • @adi9296
      @adi9296 3 년 전 +1

      Electoral College sounds great, you can go bananas! 😂😂

    • @squishyshelli
      @squishyshelli 3 년 전 +6

      His deadpan delivery is everything 😂

    • @deathbyUIL
      @deathbyUIL 3 년 전 +3

      Did he help write Stefon on snl?

  • @imissutz
    @imissutz 3 년 전 +79

    Drump’s gloves givin me OJ vibes lol.

  • @fraziermilak1931
    @fraziermilak1931 3 년 전 +6

    “He doesn’t love you, he needs you” So true, so true.

  • @jimhood1202
    @jimhood1202 3 년 전 +7

    Julio's humour is just what we need. 2020 has been so screwed up his jokes sound like a documentary. 🤣

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 3 년 전 +682

    Maybe those Omaha Trump supporters wanted to freeze their butts off to prove that global warming is a hoax.

    • @ranmaster9447
      @ranmaster9447 3 년 전 +16

      Nah. They showed up to support their President. Like a real patriot. You probably a overweight lonely and insecure wankah stuck in yo mama's basement posting this comment like a B. Go back to playing your video gamrs and enjoy getting fatter as the years go by lmao

    • @Yinzermakesvids
      @Yinzermakesvids 3 년 전 +65

      @@ranmaster9447 real patriot? Lololol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂 youre funny. Should do stand up.

    • @Kazasia-_-
      @Kazasia-_- 3 년 전 +53

      @@ranmaster9447 Get a better life instead of arguing with people online, I’m sure your lonely and I see why kid

    • @ktlemongrass5129
      @ktlemongrass5129 3 년 전 +45

      @@ranmaster9447 You sounds like one of those right wing incels; funny how the involuntary celibates are always right wing. It is the party that literally brought a snowball onto the senate floor to prove climate change is a hoax. It is also the side that constantly mocks science and education.

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz 3 년 전 +32

      @@ranmaster9447 hes doing a great job infecting his voters....

  • @Seapatico
    @Seapatico 3 년 전 +38

    OMG Julio is my new favorite person.

  • @warriorkelly
    @warriorkelly 3 년 전 +6

    The funnier part is Trump started that statement with "is there anywhere you'd rather be..." And everyone cheered.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 년 전 +115

    "Hello, and boo."
    Slogan for 2020 right there.

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 3 년 전

      Loved what Julio did.

    • @iamJROD
      @iamJROD 3 년 전

      TRUMP brings video to Arizona rally of governors thanking the federal government's quick action on the virus during height of the pandemic. krplus.net/bidio/n52ApWFfhYLFfYI 30:46

  • @marygem
    @marygem 3 년 전 +20

    $125,000. Cost to American taxpayers for use of 1 hour of Airforce One. Times 6 hours a day the past month.

  • @TheLazyP
    @TheLazyP 3 년 전 +27

    "the Roots drummer Ahmir Thompson is better known as ...."
    "Fred Flintstone"
    :-D

    • @iamJROD
      @iamJROD 3 년 전

      TRUMP brings video to Arizona rally of governors thanking the federal government's quick action on the virus during height of the pandemic. krplus.net/bidio/n52ApWFfhYLFfYI 30:46

    • @operasinger2126
      @operasinger2126 3 년 전

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      Vitamin C Food list
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    • @TheLazyP
      @TheLazyP 3 년 전

      @@iamJROD spam someone else with your political faeces. Trump is the ost incompetent loser ever in US ploitics. Eveyone knows it except you Trumpist idiots!

  • @sooz9433
    @sooz9433 3 년 전

    Roots and Julio... they all make Jimmy sparkle even brighter... these guys are all the best... LMAO!!!!

  • @HellalujahChorus
    @HellalujahChorus 3 년 전 +97

    0:19 When you vote, remember which candidate lied to you about Covid.

    • @Nyb12120
      @Nyb12120 3 년 전 +6

      @Robert Adkins ~ Grump lied. Listen to the Woodward interview recordings. Don’t be stupid 🥴

    • @andysanchez3726
      @andysanchez3726 3 년 전 +2

      @Sam B Bob Woodward isn’t the president that dip shit Trump is. Stop defending this asshole all of you sound just as stupid as he does.

    • @callielynn6923
      @callielynn6923 3 년 전

      hmmm joe biden definitely lied!

    • @NeutroniummAlchemist
      @NeutroniummAlchemist 3 년 전

      @@callielynn6923 And way out in left field, it's you with the non-sequitur.

    • @iamJROD
      @iamJROD 3 년 전

      TRUMP brings video to Arizona rally of governors thanking the federal government's quick action on the virus during height of the pandemic. krplus.net/bidio/n52ApWFfhYLFfYI 30:46

  • @rabrencruz99
    @rabrencruz99 3 년 전 +68

    Quest shall now be known as Fred Flintstone 😂😂😂

  • @davisperron4260
    @davisperron4260 3 년 전

    Fred Flinstone joke and Julio were so funny 🤣

  • @babyk5889
    @babyk5889 3 년 전

    That roots drummer joke😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @evanflowforever6615
    @evanflowforever6615 3 년 전 +78

    Their buses left them in the cold...lol...KARMA?

    • @evanflowforever6615
      @evanflowforever6615 3 년 전

      @Joel Sattler nice

    • @iamJROD
      @iamJROD 3 년 전

      TRUMP brings video to Arizona rally of governors thanking the federal government's quick action on the virus during height of the pandemic. krplus.net/bidio/n52ApWFfhYLFfYI 30:46

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 년 전 +207

    The White House has a Science office? Feels off... like hearing Donnie has a dietitian.

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 3 년 전 +6

      🤣

    • @Mpritchard1995
      @Mpritchard1995 3 년 전

      Why you gotta be mean this is the problem with people these days you all attack one another

    • @somecanadian7049
      @somecanadian7049 3 년 전 +23

      @@Mpritchard1995 the problem is people like the president of the United States spreading harmful misinformation that could lead to many deaths, and it has. So poking fun at an irresponsible constantly lying president is not the problem.

    • @Mpritchard1995
      @Mpritchard1995 3 년 전

      @@somecanadian7049 one wrong doesn’t make a right be better people not that hard

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 3 년 전 +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jontople2964
    @jontople2964 8 개월 전

    1:51, that laugh gets me every time

  • @mm12345777
    @mm12345777 3 년 전 +1

    Julio's costume ideas were hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @apisai11
    @apisai11 3 년 전 +56

    Always looking forward to Jimmy Fallon 🤣

  • @markgigiel2722
    @markgigiel2722 3 년 전

    Fred Flintstone had me rollin' too.

  • @ganbaroteam6547
    @ganbaroteam6547 3 년 전

    Julio gives me the joy - and the writers killing it tonight. You mob have kept me sane as i watch this election from australia. Stay safe frens.

  • @anitaflores9043
    @anitaflores9043 3 년 전 +15

    Love you Jimmy Fallon. You are hilarious. We enjoy your show.

  • @Ice_2192
    @Ice_2192 3 년 전 +132

    Fred “Questlove” Flintstone

    • @lilRadRidinHood
      @lilRadRidinHood 3 년 전 +2

      Queststone Flintlove 😜❣️

    • @apianoadventure
      @apianoadventure 3 년 전 +1

      i didn't get the joke (I'm not american) can u guys explain it to me ? seems like it's hilarious

    • @lilRadRidinHood
      @lilRadRidinHood 3 년 전 +1

      @@apianoadventure There was a cartoon character named Fred Flintstone, who was a rather overweight caveman. "The Flintstones" is the cartoon show's name which you may wish to view in a Google search or see an episode on KRplus. The drummer in Jimmy Fallon show's band, QuestLove, is being compared to this rather robust and very likable imaginary person. I personally don't see too many similarities, but it's apparent that commenters who remember the TV show of their younger days are having quite a laugh 🤣

  • @ericminch
    @ericminch 3 년 전 +1

    "Dooby-dooby-doo" was Sinatra; "Scooby-doo" was a doggie cartoon; "Yabba-dabba-doo" was Fred Flintstone.

  • @angelokritsilas775

    That was funny - "Like the bachelorette had a science office". That was a knee slapper. Well done!!

  • @Scott2122232425
    @Scott2122232425 3 년 전 +297

    Even his supporters are turning blue. Hahahahah

    • @MusikaDeLaCalle
      @MusikaDeLaCalle 3 년 전 +2

      Cool story 🤣🤣

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 3 년 전 +1

      Underrated👏👏👏

    • @audacity1970
      @audacity1970 3 년 전 +2

      clever, if only it were true

    • @iamJROD
      @iamJROD 3 년 전

      TRUMP brings video to Arizona rally of governors thanking the federal government's quick action on the virus during height of the pandemic. krplus.net/bidio/n52ApWFfhYLFfYI 30:46

    • @Cowboys-bm4wh
      @Cowboys-bm4wh 3 년 전

      @@audacity1970 it is true. Look at the poles. All Trump had to do is not say stupid stuff like calling Democrats enemies. Are disrespecting our military veterans and much more. I’m not saying Joe is going to be a great president we will just have to see.

  • @animalgirl119
    @animalgirl119 3 년 전 +107

    I'm so thankful that I've already voted.

    • @penniewyatt9391
      @penniewyatt9391 3 년 전 +7

      Electoral Collage, “hold my beer.”

    • @ranmaster9447
      @ranmaster9447 3 년 전 +4

      If you didnt vote for Trump then you stooopid .

    • @animalgirl119
      @animalgirl119 3 년 전 +5

      I didn't mean to start something with my comment.

    • @ranmaster9447
      @ranmaster9447 3 년 전 +1

      Paul S and Crystal Method lol. Why do u hate Trump? I'm pretty sure its not because of his policies. You hate him becos the main stream media has told you to hate him. If u think je racist then tell me something he said or did that eas racist then I'll come over to your side. But if you can't, then you need to re-assess yoself and quit th8nking the way MSS let you think.

    • @ranmaster9447
      @ranmaster9447 3 년 전 +3

      Main stream media has polluted and controlled your way of thinking. If someone says that Trump is racist, don't agree like a bitch. Go and research for yourself and then you'll know the truth. Why do you think so many peiple are walking away from the Left?? #walkaway

  • @aleiaclemons4630
    @aleiaclemons4630 3 년 전

    Julio had me dying 🤣💀

  • @cerka27
    @cerka27 3 년 전

    I didn’t know I needed the comedic style of Julio Torres in my life 😂

  • @beckoningkatfire5584
    @beckoningkatfire5584 3 년 전 +123

    Please vote for Joe Biden I cannot stand Donald Trump for four more years oh literally give up meat for one day please America vote for Joe Biden

    • @dragonfly6908
      @dragonfly6908 3 년 전

      Joe is a sandwich short of a picnic.

    • @suehowie152
      @suehowie152 3 년 전

      @@dragonfly6908 Hydrosonic...

    • @dragonfly6908
      @dragonfly6908 3 년 전 +2

      @P. McG Not true, Trump never told people to ingest disinfectant. Here in the UK we have the highest death toll from COVID-19 in Europe at over 45,000 people and rising everyday despite our government making the wearing of masks mandatory since late July and regional lockdowns in areas with high COVID-19. So it is not just America that is struggling to control this virus. Also the UK has a population of over 66 million people and over 45,000 deaths from COVID-19 and America has over 328 million people and over 225,000 deaths.

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 3 년 전 +2

      @@dragonfly6908
      Wow! It’s like you think that’s a good argument. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @dragonfly6908
      @dragonfly6908 3 년 전 +1

      @@keirfarnum6811 It could be seen that way, hopefully by more than one person. 🙂

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 3 년 전 +667

    Quest Love = Fred Flintstone

    • @megamanx2293
      @megamanx2293 3 년 전 +17

      Are you sure? Is that your final answer lmao

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 3 년 전 +30

      I saw this comment before I watched the segment and thought you were very strange. Lmao!

    • @lisettegarcia
      @lisettegarcia 3 년 전 +5

      I can see the resemblance

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 3 년 전 +2

      @@megamanx2293 ahh I see what you did there lol

    • @Cornbreadfed82
      @Cornbreadfed82 3 년 전 +1

      😂😂😂

  • @mercury_rising
    @mercury_rising 3 년 전 +3

    Well, that Bachelorette clip sure reaffirmed my belief that watching it is a giant waste of time!

  • @logicalmusicman5081
    @logicalmusicman5081 3 년 전 +8

    Don't forget curing cancer and establishing world peace.

  • @ousmanediop1662
    @ousmanediop1662 3 년 전 +13

    Its like a elementary school science fair full of trumpets with his puppets

  • @sethie_shots
    @sethie_shots 3 년 전 +21

    The busses were so late ironically because of tRumph motorcade and road closures. He gets em coming and going

    • @houngandave
      @houngandave 3 년 전 +2

      please don't go there. it conjures up a visual I can't unsee.

  • @alecdlg3641
    @alecdlg3641 3 년 전

    Was not expecting that Tampa Bay Rays roast 😂

  • @Lujanmv
    @Lujanmv 3 년 전 +2

    How come no one’s talking about how funny Julio Torres is???

  • @Echosinfireify
    @Echosinfireify 3 년 전 +6

    Julio Torres is so funny I love you!!!

  • @SuhoPak
    @SuhoPak 3 년 전 +285

    He will go to Mexico and close the Corona factory so he can truthfully say that he ended Corona once and for all.

  • @directioncentre7089

    Julio is like Bill Hader's Stefan from SNL. 😂

  • @moose7454
    @moose7454 3 년 전

    Best written jokes of any light night show last night

  • @cynthiacopland8634
    @cynthiacopland8634 3 년 전 +12

    Quest “Fred Flintstone” Love ♥️♥️♥️

  • @TypOPositiv
    @TypOPositiv 3 년 전 +5

    "FRED FLINTSTONE!' lol

  • @203rahman
    @203rahman 3 년 전

    Wow! Intelligent gags there. Props to your writing team.

  • @rayseyeoman7540
    @rayseyeoman7540 3 년 전

    Julio’s costume ideas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 3 년 전 +26

    We're in the endgame..

  • @jeanettethomas5806
    @jeanettethomas5806 3 년 전 +3

    So, Julio Torres is my new hero. Genius costume ideas!

  • @4deleDaz33m
    @4deleDaz33m 3 년 전

    I just loved everyone's reaction to Fred Flintstone lmaoooo

  • @mrawesome3238
    @mrawesome3238 3 년 전 +1

    Why were the jokes so good here

  • @SUPERAFRASIABI89
    @SUPERAFRASIABI89 3 년 전 +112

    “I don’t think science knows”- person who claimed there were airports in 1776.

    • @GhostUnlimited
      @GhostUnlimited 3 년 전 +4

      "When I got to the senate 180 years ago"-person who doesn't realize that's a physical impossibility.

    • @commonsense3673
      @commonsense3673 3 년 전 +3

      There absolutely were airports in that year and earlier, where do you think Trump's relatives landed from outer space ?

    • @quanyin1569
      @quanyin1569 3 년 전 +1

      He didnt say that fool

    • @starfireonvf
      @starfireonvf 3 년 전

      @@quanyin1569 lol yes he did. Look up trump says trees explode along with trump says the airports in 1776. It's all caught on cameras in front of hundreds of people

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 3 년 전 +4

    Fred Flintstone
    Fred Flintstone...
    My Lord🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @manon7249
    @manon7249 3 년 전 +11

    “Even his supporters are turning blue” 😂 😂 😂

  • @cathyleatherman3097
    @cathyleatherman3097 3 년 전 +1

    You are really so funny and so right on point ...

  • @justmejustme1245
    @justmejustme1245 3 년 전 +65

    trump left without paying the bus company...... and the trumpsters were left out in the cold

    • @keithgriffiths9864
      @keithgriffiths9864 3 년 전 +7

      I bet that's exactly what happened

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 3 년 전 +7

      You know that's what happened. He hauls these rent a chanters to every rally. I saw them leaving the rally early while Trump was still talking to get on the buses in Fayetteville NC a while back because they had to go all the way to Michigan for the next rally. The buses were waiting for them. Why would a bus company take people out to the middle of nowhere and leave if they had to come back in a couple hours? There's a story here.

    • @d1p70
      @d1p70 3 년 전 +7

      @@pakde8002 it was already reported. The credit card from the Trump campaign they had on file got declined multiple times, at which point the company owners told the drivers to leave.

    • @enigma870
      @enigma870 3 년 전

      @@pakde8002 ...Rent a chanters..I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @callielynn6923
      @callielynn6923 3 년 전

      actually i was there and the busses went the whole night until everyone was back to their car safe! don’t spread lies if you don’t know the facts!

  • @just1desi
    @just1desi 3 년 전 +23

    Jimmy seems more confident and his writers seem funnier lately lol

    • @sabaghani4611
      @sabaghani4611 3 년 전 +1

      Can we add more HOT to the list.

    • @ranmaster9447
      @ranmaster9447 3 년 전

      Nah they trippin. Making jokes about the president for the last 3 or more years becos their precious hillary didnt win. Its pathetic.

    • @Nyb12120
      @Nyb12120 3 년 전 +3

      @@ranmaster9447 ~ no one cares about Hillary anymore 😂😂😂 don’t be mad because Grump is one big orange joke.

    • @d1p70
      @d1p70 3 년 전 +2

      This chilled out informal format suits him better, instead of the big theater audience and suit behind a desk version.

    • @Vascariz
      @Vascariz 3 년 전

      He definitely seems more genuine and relaxed

  • @carcharodonoodle
    @carcharodonoodle 3 년 전

    The entire julio segment was pure gold

  • @fabulousritag.1210
    @fabulousritag.1210 3 년 전 +1

    49 States have high COVID cases pushing hospitals to their limits! 227K people have died! What a disgrace! Ignoring a problem does not make it go away! We’re adults not children, take responsibility for yourself, your community and your country!

  • @diandrakayla8270
    @diandrakayla8270 3 년 전 +4

    Fred flinston is the best thing of the entire video lmao

  • @deltatango6793
    @deltatango6793 3 년 전 +4

    Loved Julio!!

  • @allenluminarias5334

    Julio Torres is the equivalent to Stefon from SNL

  • @daesmom4343
    @daesmom4343 3 년 전

    I wish Mount Rushmore could talk🤣🤣

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 년 전 +25

    "It's a living..."
    -Questlove's tortoise drum kit

    • @spydey2k
      @spydey2k 3 년 전 +3

      This comment is underrated. But I very much appreciate you.

    • @garyjones2561
      @garyjones2561 3 년 전

      "It's a WASTE OF LIFE!"
      - Mickey

  • @salovila5328
    @salovila5328 3 년 전 +4

    Jimmy Fallon is like a stoned friend thats always in a good mood.

  • @drewlb99
    @drewlb99 3 년 전

    1:50 Fred Flintstone?! 😅😂🤣

  • @ELMOS420WORLD
    @ELMOS420WORLD 3 년 전

    That 10 degree joke was great

  • @nancyclark2901
    @nancyclark2901 3 년 전 +3

    Great job, Julio!

  • @sanjivat
    @sanjivat 3 년 전 +9

    I thought he doesn't like science? And he has a science section in the WH. What a hypocrite.

  • @jayseger5744
    @jayseger5744 3 년 전

    What a great a delivery by Julio Torres..
    Definitely gonna be hearing more about him in the world of comedy...👌👍😁

  • @samuel_s.8181
    @samuel_s.8181 3 년 전 +1

    Jimmy: Can we see that again Dave?
    Dave: NO!!!
    Jimmy: Please?
    😂😂😂Classic!

  • @Mandrake591
    @Mandrake591 3 년 전 +11

    Great show, Julio is awesome!

  • @Scott2122232425
    @Scott2122232425 3 년 전 +30

    10 degrees eh Trump? You mean 27. Yet another lie.

  • @dreamervanroom
    @dreamervanroom 3 년 전

    Creamsicle. I didn't think anybody else remembered those. Lovely orange outside, melon colored, with a white inside. Dominant flavor sugar.

  • @izakshuvo8434
    @izakshuvo8434 3 년 전

    His name is Quest-Flintstone, He can make the drum rock!

  • @emilio_707
    @emilio_707 3 년 전 +75

    💙Biden 2020💙

    • @z3bb374
      @z3bb374 3 년 전

      Trump2020! alm, Biden is a cool uncle or grandpa to have but he’ll sniff you so watch out. Trump too, they’re both weird as hell tho everyone talks for Biden and trump is doing an amazing job so far except on COVID, we all need to do good on fixing that democratic or not.

    • @erikfrankel9298
      @erikfrankel9298 3 년 전

      @@z3bb374 who?

    • @z3bb374
      @z3bb374 3 년 전

      Erik Frankel trump

  • @420slimjim
    @420slimjim 3 년 전 +5

    6:30 girl on the left, no mask.😂

  • @ashleysmeltzer893
    @ashleysmeltzer893 3 년 전

    Omg Fred flintstone.....I’m crying!!

  • @149sk
    @149sk 3 년 전 +1

    Julio! You are amazing, you crack me up with such perfect delivery. Give him lots of moneys to appear more, Tonight Show producers! Also thanks to everyone who makes this show, it's a bright spot in my day :)

  • @iris1363
    @iris1363 3 년 전 +84

    Trump ended the pandemic
    Me: shocked seeing people getting diagnosed everyday
    Also me: did you really end the pandemic trump???

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 3 년 전 +1

      Still four more years 🤣

    • @johnconnell4503
      @johnconnell4503 3 년 전 +3

      @@tuyenle8107 bullshit....THAT AINT HAPPENING

    • @dragonfly6908
      @dragonfly6908 3 년 전 +1

      People need to open their eyes and see what is happening in other countries with this Pandemic. Here in the UK we have the highest death toll in Europe from COVID-19 at just over 45,000 people, it is not just America that is struggling to control it. Yesterday in France Macron announced that France will be going into lockdown and in the last few weeks the cases of COVID-19 are increasing in the UK despite the wearing of masks being made mandatory in late July and regional lockdowns. Trump stopped all flights from China early on the 31st of January.

    • @Annie-zd6rn
      @Annie-zd6rn 3 년 전

      Trump: "I ended the pandemic" but "sleepy Joe" failed America and caused the rise in infections.

    • @dragonfly6908
      @dragonfly6908 3 년 전

      @paul abell No other country can completely control the virus, so why do some people think that Trump can?.

  • @Song
    @Song 3 년 전 +21

    Always love to see these vids lmao 💜

  • @tobybartels8426
    @tobybartels8426 3 년 전

    9:15 : That would actually make a great Christmas present (an actual music box, not a costume).

  • @kenny.d4488
    @kenny.d4488 3 년 전 +1

    I went go scan the code on the screen and realized that I was watching this on my phone! Lol

  • @dojacatandtheweeknd2406

    I think Jimmy Fallon is the only person getting us through 2020.

  • @Hili24pur
    @Hili24pur 3 년 전

    Julio Torres is brilliant...so is Jimmy love them both

  • @Sylphinator
    @Sylphinator 3 년 전

    lmfao I love Julio that was just great

  • @juanavargas7562
    @juanavargas7562 3 년 전 +32

    So....do they want us to be all, "the Lord has blessed us with a living saint."
    *I cringed and laughed at the same time.*
    "Even his supporters are turning blue." 😂😂 Bet it would have been better for them to have been anywhere else rather than at a Trump rally. 😅
    "He doesn't love you. He needs you" and the "Hay pobrecito" had me laughing.

    • @iamJROD
      @iamJROD 3 년 전 +1

      TRUMP brings video to Arizona rally of governors thanking the federal government's quick action on the virus during height of the pandemic. krplus.net/bidio/n52ApWFfhYLFfYI 30:46

    • @mumflrfumperdink8416
      @mumflrfumperdink8416 3 년 전

      @Uncle Tom Cat sure we are

    • @toopsiedaisy2797
      @toopsiedaisy2797 3 년 전

      @cr87129 how about Giuliani on video with his hands down his pants in a room with what he thought was a fifteen year old girl? Let me guess..”fake news”..🥴

    • @Lyrakill
      @Lyrakill 3 년 전

      @@toopsiedaisy2797 i think you meant Jeffrey Toobin 🤣🤣🤣 you dork

    • @toopsiedaisy2797
      @toopsiedaisy2797 3 년 전

      @@Lyrakill nope. I mean Giuliani.

  • @M-8o5
    @M-8o5 3 년 전 +3

    🗣FRED FLINSTONE!!💨

  • @adamc5983
    @adamc5983 3 년 전

    Julio is fabulously brilliant!