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  • @mr.moseby2456
    @mr.moseby2456 6 년 전 +61840

    Hello friends, Mr moseby dropping by to say no running in my hotel lobby.

  • @pickleperson6031
    @pickleperson6031 3 년 전 +7099

    She’s watching this video in 1 of 2 ways
    1: ew wtf
    2: damn, almost got him

  • @depressedpotato1905
    @depressedpotato1905 4 년 전 +7560

    "Age is just a number"
    "Jail is just a room"

  • @makito106
    @makito106 3 년 전 +7979

    Yo Emirichu was a teacher so Daidus did get with a cute teacher after all

  • @Al-ce6ur
    @Al-ce6ur 3 년 전 +5140

    Daidus is probably the most a guy could ever become a real life anime protagonist

    • @WhyDoCCLia
      @WhyDoCCLia 3 년 전 +104

      well, Isekai protagonist.

    • @JunaidKhan-gu8bw
      @JunaidKhan-gu8bw 3 년 전 +28

      Excuse me but Have you heard of the haram having hentai loving youtuber called lost pause

    • @daniloss1319
      @daniloss1319 3 년 전 +21

      His power? Getsugahormontens
      Hormones maximum overdrive

    • @Thomaskier1
      @Thomaskier1 3 년 전 +7

      @@JunaidKhan-gu8bw yea, i was hes fan

    • @kfcwaifu3.063
      @kfcwaifu3.063 2 년 전 +19

      Have you ever heard of Conner?

  • @isaacpabellonma1976
    @isaacpabellonma1976 6 년 전 +3476

    Turns out that naked model was your english teacher. That's why she gave you a smile

    • @harmony5468
      @harmony5468 6 년 전 +140

      Ice DoesntDrinkPepsi wait WAIT!

    • @frhoe1501
      @frhoe1501 6 년 전 +125

      Ice DoesntDrinkPepsi Oh snaaap

    • @seph178
      @seph178 6 년 전 +150

      Ice DoesntDrinkPepsi OMG PLOT TWIST AHHAHA

    • @furosukki1301
      @furosukki1301 6 년 전 +235

      Top 10 anime plot twists

    • @Jae2003_
      @Jae2003_ 6 년 전 +44

      NANI!!!!

  • @alexiusdevium9708
    @alexiusdevium9708 4 년 전 +13110

    Imagine how awkward it would be for the teacher to be watching this.

  • @unkown8933
    @unkown8933 3 년 전 +4117

    And then she becomes your STEP SISTER
    *Domestic girlfriend op plays*

    • @Tik_Tak
      @Tik_Tak 3 년 전 +82

      Don’t remind me of that emotional roller coaster of an anime... but it was so guuuuudd!!!

    • @zaheenabass778
      @zaheenabass778 3 년 전 +36

      Hey stop I don't want to be main character
      Op: increased volume and starting to dim voice

    • @pedrosanchezmacias3430
      @pedrosanchezmacias3430 3 년 전 +30

      The english teacher looked similar to main character's sensei hahaha

    • @anthonycruz1142
      @anthonycruz1142 3 년 전 +7

      Rui beat girl

    • @ruiqi_
      @ruiqi_ 3 년 전 +7

      @@Tik_Tak I suggest you read the manga, it's really good except the last few chapters

  • @komaenen1359
    @komaenen1359 3 년 전 +1383

    i had a super hot english teacher too at some point, for some reason she took it upon herself to do 5 push ups whenever she got a name wrong, and for some godforsaken reason sometimes she would moan while doing them, and you can imagine how that went for the guys in the class

  • @joelvillanueva542
    @joelvillanueva542 4 년 전 +4055

    The 16 yr gamer boy went home and busted his joystick

  • @333ryansmith
    @333ryansmith 6 년 전 +15558

    “I was teaching him Anatomy!”
    “Aren't you an English teacher?”
    *dead*

    • @P1ZZA_Steve
      @P1ZZA_Steve 6 년 전 +190

      "It's not Anatomy, lady, it's English"
      "Every class of the school needs a teacher"

    • @mrwannabe00
      @mrwannabe00 6 년 전 +17

      Ryan Smith it's supposed to be "I"

    • @nickpearce509
      @nickpearce509 6 년 전 +6

      Lol

    • @urielmacias6389
      @urielmacias6389 6 년 전 +4

      Ryan Smith hey, did you come from the 2 calculator smash mouth video?

    • @biggeez976
      @biggeez976 6 년 전 +2

      Ryan Smith i

  • @overvoltx
    @overvoltx 3 년 전 +955

    Alternate Tittle : *I Almost Lost My Virginity When I Was Young*

  • @Goat_man851
    @Goat_man851 2 년 전 +300

    Daidus: I loved this teacher
    Emirichu: *we can change that*

  • @demi2651
    @demi2651 3 년 전 +3276

    “Age is just a number”
    “you know what else is a number”
    “911”

  • @popefrancis6932
    @popefrancis6932 5 년 전 +5703

    Don't get this "hot teacher" thing. All my teachers have been like 45+...

    • @akirakomaeda8781
      @akirakomaeda8781 5 년 전 +126

      What's wrong with that?

    • @Sebastian-yi5xp
      @Sebastian-yi5xp 5 년 전 +318

      Mine too and the teachers who are younger look also like 45+😂

    • @jensbob8990
      @jensbob8990 5 년 전 +199

      Lucky you mine were like 80 year old aliens

    • @ethanschweitzer8489
      @ethanschweitzer8489 5 년 전 +69

      My youngest teacher is 29

    • @GamerMNE
      @GamerMNE 5 년 전 +106

      Guess I was a lucky one... had couple of teachers aged 23-27... substitutions mainly, but still hot as fuck!

  • @SuperAlphaKirby
    @SuperAlphaKirby 3 년 전 +589

    Teacher: *oh no daidus I got stuck in the chair, help meee*

  • @hrjay2524
    @hrjay2524 년 전 +471

    English teacher here, and I may or may not be able to give you some long awaited answers to your burning questions: First off, there are good and bad news for you 😏.
    The reason why she sat on Daidus table was probably because of the none moving chairs. Its really tedious to go back and forth to help out a student when its only one, so we prefer to stay close by to see wtf the student is writing so we can immediately help out. All those "flirty" gestures were probably just natural behaviours, hair flopping to the front of ur face the second u lean over is super annoying so we just tuck it behind our ear to see better, and we laugh at ur horrible jokes cuz we can see that the situation is kind of tense and we appreciate the attempt of easing up, also students can be pretty funny sometimes, especially when doing awkward jokes which are harmless (u can probably only imagine the kind of "insulting" jokes "hot" teachers have to hear from their male colleagues which they just have to "laugh off" to not be seen as a bitch, so a cute awkward joke is really refreshing)
    But now comes the good news, the part you've all been (maybe) waiting for: She for sure know what goes on in a 16yrs old bois head, ESPECIALLY the [place holder for any adjective with "negative" connotations] type of guys. But since we can't help it, and we genuinely want to help our students, it doesn't hold us back. Why should we be extra careful of the more imaginative students? We just 'unintentionally' do our thang, knowing pretty well what it (probably) does to you, and we think its pretty cute and funny lol. So, as much as u are studying ur hot teachers, they probably do the same thing to you and giggling about it after class cuz its just pretty darn cute lmao. As long as you're not being disrespectful, I can assure you, "Senpai noticed u" 😘
    Have a nice one and thx for reading my Ted Talk.

    • @DamnAwesome
      @DamnAwesome 년 전 +46

      Danggggggg after reading that last part 👀👀👀

    • @DamnAwesome
      @DamnAwesome 년 전 +21

      Thanks for this long comment, I read all of it, and ty for answers!

    • @fck_4ags_
      @fck_4ags_ 년 전 +19

      Bruh

    • @irsagent147b4
      @irsagent147b4 년 전 +6

      Holy fucking shit

    • @fck_4ags_
      @fck_4ags_ 년 전 +14

      @@RealElevenTimes Thank you fellow based chad 🤝🏻

  • @Lime-ef8rt
    @Lime-ef8rt 4 년 전 +5681

    "I'm a teacher, and your my student"
    Daidus: "tHats tHe beSt paRt"

    • @kennethrenmartadena847
      @kennethrenmartadena847 4 년 전 +15

      I sense some domekano vibe here..

    • @Larrify
      @Larrify 4 년 전 +67

      *Last Surprise starts playing

    • @avocadoseed8278
      @avocadoseed8278 4 년 전 +46

      Persona 5 reference

    • @Lime-ef8rt
      @Lime-ef8rt 4 년 전 +8

      @@avocadoseed8278 i respect the fact that you have noticed

    • @Kuwa366
      @Kuwa366 4 년 전 +11

      Domestic kanojo Opening playing intensely in the brain*

  • @thedomo4950
    @thedomo4950 4 년 전 +11659

    Imagine the husband is watching this.....

  • @opostomc2908
    @opostomc2908 3 년 전 +44

    "and you can only guess what i did after that" BruHh

  • @MMM-lo3vi
    @MMM-lo3vi 3 년 전 +295

    Plot Twist: she is a spy learning how to seduce
    Or
    This ain't true

  • @mycatjoe4
    @mycatjoe4 4 년 전 +3094

    If the husbando sees this he will be like:
    Bravo six going dark

  • @rafken2281
    @rafken2281 4 년 전 +2897

    Imagine his "hot teacher" watching this and remembering him

    • @grantburgess1647
      @grantburgess1647 4 년 전 +100

      F 100

    • @anthoxel
      @anthoxel 3 년 전 +100

      we need her name, we need her to watch this at all cost!

    • @huh5909
      @huh5909 3 년 전 +11

      noob archive yes

    • @rafken2281
      @rafken2281 3 년 전 +11

      The more I look at your comment the more confused I become

    • @huh5909
      @huh5909 3 년 전 +6

      Charlie Lee really had to put “(s)he”

  • @Christian-se5si
    @Christian-se5si 3 년 전 +38

    “Let the man dream a lil” I quote that to this day🗿

  • @goon_ass1675
    @goon_ass1675 3 년 전 +33

    3:10 that P5 reference was golden

  • @derpmotherfker1327
    @derpmotherfker1327 4 년 전 +3758

    so nobody gonna talk about that wingman move that the fat guy did

    • @zuku7868
      @zuku7868 3 년 전 +229

      yo the fat guy is a bro and will always be a bro

    • @YoSoyVangalord
      @YoSoyVangalord 3 년 전 +28

      Ultimate bro

    • @eltonmartens1591
      @eltonmartens1591 3 년 전 +38

      Careful he’s a hero, he guides others to treasure he cannot possess himself

    • @shrimpel3542
      @shrimpel3542 3 년 전 +5

      *shiz*

    • @thunderdrae7749
      @thunderdrae7749 3 년 전 +8

      It would be wasted on me, since I would immediately punch myself in the face and tell her i needed to go to the nurses office because my nose was bleeding.

  • @ChillyPanda
    @ChillyPanda 6 년 전 +25900

    You went home to play video games, right right? That's what 16 year olds do after something like that, right?

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  6 년 전 +7592

      of course ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ZaKiwi.
      @ZaKiwi. 6 년 전 +3284

      yeah all 16 year old guys do that when there put in a situation like that

    • @Princess-Pulcella
      @Princess-Pulcella 6 년 전 +2031

      Chilly Panda no he fapped

    • @Bammah_
      @Bammah_ 6 년 전 +1653

      Chilly Panda yup masturbation as way overrated

    • @jackthekoro1102
      @jackthekoro1102 6 년 전 +2391

      I thought he went home and did his homework like a good boy

  • @noahhager1187
    @noahhager1187 3 년 전 +59

    I wonder how Emily feels about this episode

  • @weeb0026
    @weeb0026 3 년 전 +96

    Their is a anime name "scum's wish"
    The teacher u have define us in that anime she has the same personality (if I am wrong sorry)

  • @AverageSensei
    @AverageSensei 4 년 전 +3444

    The husband when he sees this: *squid down, I repeat squid down*

    • @wolfkonig246
      @wolfkonig246 4 년 전 +127

      When her husband sees this: "Bravo six, going dark"

    • @jamierahnasto399
      @jamierahnasto399 3 년 전 +46

      The husband: You and I both know you won't last a week.
      Daidus: *And neither will you.*
      The husband: Daidus, you remember the old saying the enemy of my enemy is my friend?

    • @Iamlurking504
      @Iamlurking504 년 전 +1

      Me when I see this: RIP my man.

    • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
    • @Endrgamr262
      @Endrgamr262 10 개월 전

      He would probably have an enraged us naval soilder hold an m16 outside his House

  • @xatiter
    @xatiter 3 년 전 +7734

    Emichiru: *Honey, let's talk.*

    • @Gid473
      @Gid473 3 년 전 +151

      Ikr lol

    • @davidbucko2951
      @davidbucko2951 3 년 전 +188

      Emirichu

    • @xatiter
      @xatiter 3 년 전 +270

      @@davidbucko2951 My sins are unforgivable.

    • @archismanguchhait3534
      @archismanguchhait3534 3 년 전 +41

      @@xatiter you can edit your comment

    • @xatiter
      @xatiter 3 년 전 +71

      @@archismanguchhait3534 Ik, but I'll keep it like that, just for fun :)

  • @kaybirt6429
    @kaybirt6429 2 년 전 +68

    therapist: female daidus can't hurt you, they're not reak
    female daidus: 2:45

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 2 년 전 +3

      My brain:female daduis imagine that
      Me:No stop
      Also me:*nosebleeds*

    • @Horizqn_
      @Horizqn_ 2 년 전

      Frick I cannot stop thinking ‘bout this now.

  • @ssrex7381
    @ssrex7381 3 년 전 +40

    I can watch daidus's vids again and again, cuz they're so cultured make me laugh so hard... Love you man

  • @8BitAnimate
    @8BitAnimate 6 년 전 +2385

    All of my teachers were old ladies or douchey guys that peaked in high school

    • @vrgramajo
      @vrgramajo 6 년 전 +40

      8 Bit I know that feel

    • @wonk6944
      @wonk6944 6 년 전 +67

      Almost all my guy history teachers are also very "Pervy" to the girls

    • @chanceappel4407
      @chanceappel4407 6 년 전 +2

      Same

    • @powerduck1433
      @powerduck1433 6 년 전 +1

      dude same

    • @HarleyQuinn-sf2eq
      @HarleyQuinn-sf2eq 6 년 전 +1

      Jacksome2245 My old history teacher got arrested for having sexual intercourse with one of the female students. I guess that's a recurring theme with history teachers then.

  • @Krunchy_Kinkajou
    @Krunchy_Kinkajou 5 년 전 +2501

    She knew.....she knew and probably loved toying with you!

    • @edcarlosworld7777
      @edcarlosworld7777 5 년 전 +85

      I was thinking the same !!

    • @englishdicktionary1611
      @englishdicktionary1611 5 년 전 +100

      @@huriaiqbal3395 you sadist😂

    • @gyrozeppeli00
      @gyrozeppeli00 5 년 전 +305

      She absolutely knew. Teachers are way too good with their senses. Wonder why you always ended up sitting right next to the girl you have a crush for?

    • @Skraptonz
      @Skraptonz 5 년 전 +36

      @@gyrozeppeli00 uh, you were sounding right until the last statement you made.

    • @pyrefly7575
      @pyrefly7575 5 년 전 +123

      @@Skraptonz actually no, my teacher admitted to have put me next to my crush many times intentionally

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 년 전 +13

    Had a similar English teacher. She even liked my writing and poetry, but she always put me on blast to the whole class for drooling while sleeping. I always took it in good spirit. I even submitted some papers I drooled on while sleeping and, for you kinky folks, she still accepted them while clearly bantering about it.
    Last day of the year, I ran up and hugged her. Everyone knew what I was doing, but I was the only one to actually do it. I didn't get a restraining order, so she must've took it in good spirit.
    Best memory I have of her was when I was just hanging out with a friend during lunch when she came up to me and asked if my sandwich was good. My friend was all like "who was that girl?" Tbh, I was completely weirded out. I was like, "wait, are you actually hitting on me or do you pity me too much for being a little awkward?" Nothing ever happened, but I'll always remember our weird as fuck relationship. There was something, even if it was just pity and hormones.

  • @cherriesontop1226
    @cherriesontop1226 2 년 전 +11

    4:34 Unusual wallpaper for a classroom

  • @guts60
    @guts60 3 년 전 +5295

    I would not be surprised if Daidus was a Hentai artist.

    • @kirayoshikage593
      @kirayoshikage593 3 년 전 +141

      You are right. I hate this

    • @cerealeater803
      @cerealeater803 3 년 전 +235

      He could make his own character on hentai and I'm not mad about it

    • @guitear6945
      @guitear6945 3 년 전 +125

      Daidus, the people have spoken, your true perpose has been revealed

    • @guts60
      @guts60 3 년 전 +42

      @@guitear6945 Holy shit. I made this comment five months ago and NOW people are responding to it? I am not flattered more so confused

    • @guitear6945
      @guitear6945 3 년 전 +11

      @@guts60 lmao

  • @ebiisland1682
    @ebiisland1682 3 년 전 +1517

    Teachers don’t get paid enough for this

  • @kouleffects
    @kouleffects 2 년 전 +14

    Not only a man of culture, but also, the closest to a real life anime MC!

  • @yonmuuakaza4995
    @yonmuuakaza4995 3 년 전 +24

    Imagine, she saw this and her husband sees this too and randomly goes to daidus house and beat the crap out of them 😂

  • @sweetbea2785
    @sweetbea2785 6 년 전 +910

    As A FEMALE COLLEGE PROF LET ME JUST SAY SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS DOING TO THE POOR STUDENT SQUIDDY BOI DAIDUS

    • @angelocc4406
      @angelocc4406 6 년 전 +88

      Sweet Bea this made my day.
      and the day after this

    • @light7112
      @light7112 6 년 전 +8

      LOL

    • @HolleWalle
      @HolleWalle 6 년 전 +73

      Yup, teachers don't just sit on the only occupied desk when you have the whole damn classroom empty, she wanted some

    • @johnisaacfelipe6357
      @johnisaacfelipe6357 6 년 전 +29

      Don't do this please, Its hard enough to follow my christian vows.

    • @kwazooplayingguardsman5615
      @kwazooplayingguardsman5615 6 년 전

      John Isaac Felipe XD

  • @deppresingd5461
    @deppresingd5461 4 년 전 +2638

    Teacher sees this video
    Comments
    YOU SHOULD'VE DONE IT

  • @lailakhalaf5930
    @lailakhalaf5930 3 년 전 +12

    daidus with teacher talking about grammar
    daidus: she sat on my desk
    ad: GRAMMARLY

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster 2 년 전 +11

    Jesus christ it's been 4 years and I STILL remember every single line this dude said in this video

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache

    The faces these animations make are absolutely hilarious

  • @ramenuchiha9584
    @ramenuchiha9584 3 년 전 +2098

    This just sounds like a hentai in the making

  • @hellofrominside8524

    I remember in 9th grade being, like all the other guys, hardcore crushing on our english teacher since day one. But when I found out she was a mixed martial arts fan and I was the only one in the class who watched it somewhat regularly (it was big in 2012 but not nearly as big as today) I was entranced.

  • @KMAPerformance
    @KMAPerformance 년 전 +10

    I also had kind of such a story😂😂... It was the last week of school before summer and 3 days before summer holidays started, we could always choose wich activity we wanted to do. Nearly everyone always chose board games because there was no teacher watching you at this activity and everyone just started to party in class. But this time the very young and extremely attractive Teacher (woman) came into our class to to wish us a nice summer. So everyone wanted her to stay in our class and actually start playing games with us. And well she did... So after a few hours of playing Uno, i said i would go to the school cafeteria to get something to eat and a coffee. After I said that, the teacher asked me if she could join me. At this time I did a lot of sports so I also was pretty good looking and pretty shredded. I also just turned 18 so there wouldn't have been anything illegal at this point. So we both went to the cafeteria which was a 10 Minute walk. I was so shy at this point that i couldn't get a word out of my Mouth. And I don't know but i think it was also a uncomfortable situation for her. She probably didn't think the situation completely through because we just walked next to each other and didn't say a word. When we arrived she immediately got her order because she was i teacher. But i had to wait... for like 10 Minutes... and she waited with me... for like 10 Minutes!?!?!? And still noone would say a word. So we just stood there and all the other students where watching us and probably thinking "wtf is he doing with Mrs..." . Most of the other students also had a crush on her so it was a kind of uncomfortable situation. When I got my order i said thank you for waiting to her and we just walked back😅 I really didn't know what to do in this situation and my hormones als where at MAXIMUMOVERDRIVE. But it is always a cool story to tell and show off to other guys.

  • @EroldStory
    @EroldStory 6 년 전 +4738

    DAIDUS IS THE NEW WAVE

  • @ashmatics1507
    @ashmatics1507 3 년 전 +3460

    Daidus: talks about how beautiful and great personalities about his teacher
    Emily be like-

    • @cameronski77
      @cameronski77 3 년 전 +243

      Plot twist... Emily was the teacher

    • @toastermkii7836
      @toastermkii7836 3 년 전 +142

      @@cameronski77 this will make my hentai better thanks

    • @eplep1866
      @eplep1866 3 년 전 +86

      @@toastermkii7836 wait what

    • @walkertang
      @walkertang 3 년 전 +66

      @@toastermkii7836 holup

    • @gwagwa4685
      @gwagwa4685 3 년 전 +50

      @@toastermkii7836 unexpectedly good plot twist

  • @abedakad7311
    @abedakad7311 2 년 전 +9

    This situation exactly happened to me but i was catching a Cold and my nose is full she was looking at me while I'm struggling to not make my nose explode

  • @jamesscalzo3033
    @jamesscalzo3033 년 전 +1

    Loved the video @Daidus! Can't wait for the next video man! First video of yours that I'm watching and loving the content! I was just saying "Bruh!" Throughout this whole thing man! Then again, I can Heavily, *HEAVILY* relate man because at my High School (Parkdale C/O 2017) there was a pretty decent amount of Hot Teachers. It's worse for me, Because I'm a High Functioning Autistic, Who's a Complete "God" when it comes to the Vehicles and Equipment used by the World's Military Forces between September 1939 to April 1975 and loves playing Old-School Tabletop War games in whatever free time I got. I never stayed after class though man.

  • @Red-ve9de
    @Red-ve9de 4 년 전 +2239

    “Do not underestimate a 16 yr old boys hormones” this is the best advice I could ever here someone give. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE OUR POWER

  • @tylerbaker3832
    @tylerbaker3832 6 년 전 +1311

    This is not a porno. *This is not a porno*

  • @sooooss
    @sooooss 3 년 전 +8

    2:58 The Shinchan drawing is so cute

  • @3Up_0
    @3Up_0 3 년 전 +9

    4:10 arm has been planted

  • @SagaDraws
    @SagaDraws 3 년 전 +3339

    Honestly, why i love daidus is the honesty.

  • @salted3507
    @salted3507 3 년 전 +1546

    "Age is just a number"
    "Electric chair is just a chair"

  • @salvadortoscano2534
    @salvadortoscano2534 3 년 전 +54

    I don't have a "hots for teacher" story, but I do have a neat story about a cool teacher :D
    She was a "substitute" for my English teacher (who had just given birth) so she was effectively our English teacher that year. I didn't see her after that year, but she was cool. A few students in my class simped for her, one in particular, but I never cared too much about that shit so I don't have any interesting tidbits. She's a bodybuilder, and her boyfriend was, too (yes the simp knew she had a guy already, that was like the first thing she said when she introduced herself to us xD)
    One of our assignments was to write a narrative essay (a story) and while I didn't simp for her, I was damn good at English and I'm usually the "teacher's pet" kind of nerd, so we were cool with each other. While everyone else in the class wrote 3 pages for their essays, I wrote 36, and asked her to be as harsh as possible so I could revise it into a novel (still working on that). She did, gave me relatively minor feedback (I was surprised, I felt like I had made a few more mistakes) and we're still cool.
    One time another student in that class had a stick up their ass, and they were trying to pick a fight with me. I know self defense, so I was trying to talk him down but he wasn't having any of it, so I set my backpack down and just stood there, waiting for him to hit me. My teacher comes from the back of the class and tells the kid if he touches me she would have him on the floor xD Again, *I wasn't simping, I was just a good kid!*
    Later in the year we had a test for a book no one in the class read, and everyone was complaining *during class* about making it a "group test" so it could be easier. Now, the teacher had told us several times while reading the book that we needed to read it if we wanted to pass that test, and obviously no one listened. (to quickly level with you, I didn't read the book either, but I had already accepted the fact that that would make the test harder, so I wasn't complaining like everyone else) Fed up with their whining, I yell at the top of my lungs to the entire class to stop complaining because they didn't do what they were told. I said, "If you pass, you pass, if you fail, you fail. Deal with it!" and that I didn't read the book either but I wasn't complaining. After I scolded the entire class, silence. The teacher thanked me, then allowed us to have a group test, but she made sure to make the questions even harder with the fair, logical argument that "since there are more people working on the same test, the questions need to be harder to still provide a challenge to everyone." I believe many of us failed that test. I didn't mind either way.
    That's my story, I know mostly different to Daidus', but here ya go

  • @daichitengri9980
    @daichitengri9980 3 년 전 +8

    My freshman year of highschool i used to get early to my first period (geography) because I like being places early. I would be sitting outside before the teacher arrived and then she’d let me in and we’d awkwardly sit there. She was always really flirty with me and even my friends would tell me cause she was just so nice to me and me alone, once she stood on a chair to staples something and was like “why didn’t you get up to make sure I was safe I could have slipped” this may not sound like much but then she straight up went out of her way and bought me a cake for my birthday. Some girl in the class was like “you brought a cake on your birthday?!” And I was like nope she got it for me and it was so awkward man

  • @BillyButBetter
    @BillyButBetter 6 년 전 +6535

    damn i got a squid up when I saw dis video.

    • @UselessNekoGang
      @UselessNekoGang 6 년 전 +130

      Sad to admit, same here.

    • @colin-ih8rv
      @colin-ih8rv 6 년 전 +35

      Billy But Better same

    • @youngtwat
      @youngtwat 6 년 전 +106

      I don't have a squid but same

    • @casinogaming2182
      @casinogaming2182 6 년 전 +11

      fxxk it ikr sammmmmmmme

    • @BrgArt
      @BrgArt 6 년 전 +26

      UEEH ?? u no have squid ? how the fuck can you live whitout squid... gross

  • @tiz7244
    @tiz7244 6 년 전 +1551

    Your squid was *way* up. ;)

  • @carsonhooper8762
    @carsonhooper8762 3 년 전 +17

    When I was 15 I had a 28 year old math teacher who I was madly in love with. So much so that I would come to class earlier than everyone else just to see her one day I heard that she was single and that made my life a living fantasy. After hearing this I would come to class 10 minutes earlier than before which tbh I think she was sus of me for doing so

  • @lolbruh2825
    @lolbruh2825 3 년 전 +6

    Imagine if she stuck to the desk and was like “step-student, im stuck” lol

  • @victomk7667
    @victomk7667 5 년 전 +1246

    4:27 top left:"she turned me lesbian" LOL😂

  • @shgurr
    @shgurr 6 년 전 +3874

    this was hawt
    Squid Squad where you at?

  • @xxkurumixx4093
    @xxkurumixx4093 년 전 +1

    I almost died from laughter, very funny video. Also love the outro Lmao

  • @anvithequarsonist
    @anvithequarsonist 2 년 전 +7

    This is why us aroaces end up successful, we actually pay attention in class instead of looking at a teacher’s butt for 7 hours a day

  • @takashihun8148
    @takashihun8148 5 년 전 +1895

    Why does this sound like something from a hentai manga

  • @vile8675
    @vile8675 4 년 전 +1041

    Finally understand what "squid up" and "squid neutral mean"
    1:13

  • @donsmit3701
    @donsmit3701 3 년 전 +5

    A blessing from the heavens

  • @SlashWest
    @SlashWest 년 전 +2

    Bro we had a student teacher like that for my 8th grade math class. She was terrible at teaching but she was one of those super rare straight up 10/10s so we didnt give a damn. I made sure to get a big hug on her last day 😎

  • @Lokeysupreme
    @Lokeysupreme 5 년 전 +1102

    Nah bro cartoon is too sexy, *goes to draw it in anime style* , *all weebs get bloody noses*

  • @hansrajchoudhari8567
    @hansrajchoudhari8567 3 년 전 +3

    Such a masterpiece

  • @Silver82b
    @Silver82b 년 전 +4

    It's no wonder why Daidus loves the teacher tag now

  • @siobhxn.x
    @siobhxn.x 5 년 전 +1276

    All the boys crushed on my hot PE teacher but she left and people found out she had a sister... who took lingerie photos. Her sister looked very similar too so you can only imagine how crazy the boys went😂

  • @IvanAnimated_
    @IvanAnimated_ 6 년 전 +3597

    DID I SPY A PUN PUN REFERENCE??

  • @prashil3k594
    @prashil3k594 3 년 전 +5

    This is literally every teen's story, ever.

  • @doorman8963
    @doorman8963 3 년 전 +8

    Ha that annoying time when your teacher sticks her butt in your face to help the kid Beside you , but when that happened in his class it was awesome

  • @redazu1426
    @redazu1426 4 년 전 +727

    I had a hot principal AND SHE TAUGHT US HOW TO DO YOGA POSITIONS SOOOO

  • @somebodysomething3124
    @somebodysomething3124 4 년 전 +710

    Teacher: I was teaching him anatomy!
    Cop: Aren’t you a english teacher?

  • @adawongsimp73
    @adawongsimp73 년 전 +6

    This exact story happened to me but it was my super hot math teacher and she didnt sit on my table instead we were both standing up and she leaned down onto my desk to expand some questions and it was at that moment where i saw inside her shirt and then i proceeded to think about a lot and do some shenanigans when i got home, the whole experience was just amazing

    • @mugo3457
      @mugo3457 년 전

      🤢

    • @fanaticofmetal
      @fanaticofmetal 년 전

      You shouldn't have *counted* too much on her, after all age is not just a *number*.

  • @k_lo_kayyy4818
    @k_lo_kayyy4818 3 년 전 +7

    3:10
    Me: Ah yes I see your a man of culture

  • @dinohendriono5793
    @dinohendriono5793 4 년 전 +1987

    Just imagine your teacher was lola bunny😀😀

  • @vadonnix
    @vadonnix 6 년 전 +657

    “She turned me lesbian”
    *u h w h a t*

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 5 년 전 +3

      Violet Citrus where

    • @ricecakez6697
      @ricecakez6697 5 년 전 +16

      4:27 in the top left corner

    • @LannnR
      @LannnR 5 년 전

      Violet Citrus lol

    • @thecreator4182
      @thecreator4182 5 년 전 +2

      I'm a lesbian.
      Women - wo( + women) = man and woman
      Take the extra wo,
      Wo + Man (+ Man)
      =woman and man
      Two relationships fixed.

    • @dorcusss3693
      @dorcusss3693 5 년 전

      666 likes

  • @mattr924
    @mattr924 년 전 +4

    I had a culinary arts teacher back in Sophomore year of high school that I liked. She was so nice and funny and was always happy to see me. It also helped that she had a little extra weight on her, which I admired. Not at all fat, but definately plump and thick. Edit: My current Freshman College English Profesdor has a very similar personality and body type lol

  • @imsomewhatcertain1024

    😇: She’s so pretty, she’s smart, she’s caring.
    👹: Those hips don’t lie sista’.

  • @Kaiser_Xeno
    @Kaiser_Xeno 5 년 전 +1260

    Imagine if she watched this vid

  • @nxo.00x
    @nxo.00x 6 년 전 +233

    "you probably guessed what i did after that. *nervous laughter*"
    *processes everything and cries*

  • @lessthansubparcrouton4445

    Trying not to touch a girl while you’re trying to do a simple task as a teenager, the most painful thing

  • @thatguythatdrawzz749
    @thatguythatdrawzz749 2 년 전 +5

    2:45: suddenly an anime girl?

  • @JaneD559
    @JaneD559 6 년 전 +1779

    I'm actually choking with laughter, THANK YOU!

  • @lewdkamisama3370
    @lewdkamisama3370 6 년 전 +171

    "I was teaching him anatomy
    Aren't you an english teacher" this part kills me

  • @nazibkhan775
    @nazibkhan775 2 년 전 +2

    Man Daidus was ahead of the curve with the TILFs !!!

  • @crabraveclan4645
    @crabraveclan4645 6 개월 전 +2

    The only time daidus does maths is when he’s calculating the distance between him and his English teacher

  • @angelaziegler3567
    @angelaziegler3567 5 년 전 +632

    "Sit on my desk, babe"
    "Sit on my what?"
    *"SIT ON MY FACE, BABE"*

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 6 년 전 +2936

    Who wouldn't smash Squidward?

    • @ginvince6395
      @ginvince6395 6 년 전 +39

      as a person who grew up with childhood memories of spongebob, not me.....

    • @YoVoJC
      @YoVoJC 6 년 전 +19

      UnPhayzable he’s beautiful

    • @moggy_soggy
      @moggy_soggy 6 년 전 +2

      The Dark Lord Of The Western World Lord Erebus fuk oaf

    • @mwepmwep5042
      @mwepmwep5042 6 년 전 +1

      whatre u doin here i just saw you from a legue comment section

    • @user-mr5nk5bb9i
      @user-mr5nk5bb9i 6 년 전 +4

      I sufficated on my soda😂😂😂😂

  • @aloyperez2059
    @aloyperez2059 3 년 전 +2

    I still can't believe this is the first video I watched from Daidus.

  • @tailisu
    @tailisu 3 년 전 +4

    No wonder everyone in school has pimples, they pop 'em, when they can instead put ointment