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  • @Danny-Gonzalez
    @Danny-Gonzalez  3 년 전 +70602

    why did i think nicki minaj had a lyric about foam fingers wtf

  • @lepie6843
    @lepie6843 3 년 전 +10315

    Now Danny’s gotta make a third channel where he likes to get a little stricter, a little meaner, and a little harsh. He also likes to drink Bang on this channel.

    • @emma7478
      @emma7478 3 년 전 +460

      WHY DID I DIE AT “Get a little stricter, get a little meaner, and get a little harsh.” Like why is that so funny

    • @jonathansoelle266
      @jonathansoelle266 3 년 전 +320

      @@emma7478 well I hate to be that guy, but probably because it was a joke that, while true, was said expressly to incite laughter

    • @frogsreprettycool2146
      @frogsreprettycool2146 3 년 전 +11

      Yeah

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 3 년 전 +7

      Lmao yes

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 년 전 +63

      but if he drinks bang he'll just be super fuckin high

  • @haileyst-amour7286
    @haileyst-amour7286 3 년 전 +8687

    The CEO looks like he’s wearing someone else’s skin and it’s like slowly falling off

    • @thecoleopterist
      @thecoleopterist 3 년 전 +465

      It's the skin of one of his murder victims. You know, one of the ones he kidnapped and forced to watch his workout. Seems plausible.

    • @minebr100
      @minebr100 3 년 전 +286

      thats why he works out so much, the human suit is a little big for him

    • @HeraGan
      @HeraGan 3 년 전 +93

      r/rareinsults

    • @haileyst-amour7286
      @haileyst-amour7286 3 년 전 +24

      @@HeraGan Had to look this r/ up in case it was like r/thathappened lmaooo

    • @junobugc
      @junobugc 3 년 전 +4

      u ever seen Staying Positive In The Apocolypse..?? sounds oddly familiar

  • @fucknut8918
    @fucknut8918 년 전 +5302

    judging by some of the comments, danny's review, and the crazed look in the ceo's eyes, id wager money that the main ingredient in bang is just straight up cocaine

    • @rblxdogedude
      @rblxdogedude 년 전 +122

      I wouldnt be surprised honestly if this was true

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 년 전 +149

      That actually would explain why that guy in the prank TikTok didn’t actually drink any.

    • @chloehepperle5886
      @chloehepperle5886 년 전 +104

      There's 300 mg, so I only drink half of a can a day and save the rest, because drinking a whole can does, in fact, send you to another dimension. (This is coming from someone who has built up a pretty good tolerance)

    • @Ta-m01
      @Ta-m01 년 전 +33

      I've tried both and this is 100% true

    • @xXAcidBathXx
      @xXAcidBathXx 년 전 +45

      Like coca-cola in the old times!

  • @Mrnotpib
    @Mrnotpib 년 전 +2865

    The bang ceo is just a man who turned 17 and thought “Yes. This is the apex of human development. I shall just be 17, professionally, into my 60’s.”

  • @livknapp6054
    @livknapp6054 3 년 전 +9408

    The ceo is pretty terrifying. Like if he was walking behind me I would definitely cross the street

    • @livknapp6054
      @livknapp6054 3 년 전 +908

      I just realised that he is totally the kind of guy who would say to you that when you grow up all the boys are going to try and date you

    • @Maialeen
      @Maialeen 3 년 전 +568

      He's definitely trying to relive his youth for some godforsaken reason. Those tight shirts, the ugly chain and the snapback. Really...uh...trendy. On Jersey Shore 12 years ago.

    • @bolucky564
      @bolucky564 3 년 전 +53

      @@livknapp6054 totally true

    • @shfree3397
      @shfree3397 3 년 전 +260

      @@Maialeen He's got crazy mid-life crisis energy for sure.

    • @alexjones2519
      @alexjones2519 3 년 전 +252

      to be fair if i saw any white middle aged man alone on a street i would just run 🏃‍♀️ 💨

  • @dwaynegreene152
    @dwaynegreene152 3 년 전 +4874

    The CEO looks like that dad that asks his daughters friends if theyre 18 yet while walking around shirtless.

  • @jasonforbus8605
    @jasonforbus8605 년 전 +5017

    In case anyone was curious, Bangs have about 300 mg of caffeine. The recommended daily maximum is 400 mg. A cup of coffee is about 90 mg and a monster is usually 150 or 180 mg which is high for a lot of energy drinks…

    • @fart63
      @fart63 년 전 +819

      So if I drank a bang and then a monster I’ll fuckin die?

    • @kanishkjaiswal5088
      @kanishkjaiswal5088 년 전 +442

      @@fart63 Please dont.

    • @roronoa1243
      @roronoa1243 년 전 +375

      A can of bang has more caffeine than a 5 hour energy, fun fact!

    • @shmel3689
      @shmel3689 년 전 +215

      @@fart63 no, it's just fda didn't find adverse effects for caffeine if its less than 400 mg per day for most healthy adults (headaches, insomnia, irritability, elevated heartbeat, etc)
      If you drink 4000 mg there's a high enough chance you'll die if you don't receive medical help in time though.

    • @l_guy
      @l_guy 년 전 +48

      @@roronoa1243 bang = 10 hour energy

  • @prettysparklez1195
    @prettysparklez1195 년 전 +1270

    "It tastes pretty good so I don't wanna stop drinking it, but I also-"
    **long concerned stare**
    "Alright well-"

    • @neuro3834
      @neuro3834 년 전 +181

      I feel like he saw the Bang CEO through his window pointing a gun at him and decided to not finish his sentence lol

  • @tylerwright6006
    @tylerwright6006 3 년 전 +3299

    The legal loophole, is the fact that they are paying influencers for "product placement" and not ads. Thats why influencers arent mentioning or saying anything about the bang at all -- because its not an ad, its product placement in a "normal" video.

  • @blondbraid7986
    @blondbraid7986 3 년 전 +3435

    I wouldn't trust a company where the CEO looks like the living embodiment of a desperate mid-life crisis.

  • @kensdumb
    @kensdumb 년 전 +1892

    bro, danny staring into the camera when he was explaining how he’s in another universe is so funny. i’m shitting plants

  • @meredithmitchell8921
    @meredithmitchell8921 년 전 +989

    15:39 unironically, a great example of what sensory overload and auditory processing problems sound like

    • @corvusfunghi
      @corvusfunghi 9 개월 전 +41

      yupp as someone who struggles with that its pretty accurate

    • @sleepydevilz
      @sleepydevilz 8 개월 전 +9

      LITERALLY

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 7 개월 전 +32

      this is pretty accurate, i actually had to look away from my screen during that portion of the video because it was making my head hurt

    • @Hinata8778
      @Hinata8778 4 개월 전 +23

      Very late but absolutely, I was thinking the same thing. Bang feels like it would taste like my adhd and idk how to feel about that

  • @oleksahryciw9342
    @oleksahryciw9342 3 년 전 +2418

    I bet the reason they can’t say “bang” in the ads has something to do with the reason why they don’t have to tell people it’s an ad

    • @crisismclean5199
      @crisismclean5199 3 년 전 +93

      Wow that’s really smart, I didn’t think of that, you might be right

    • @jostewart3192
      @jostewart3192 3 년 전 +85

      Definitely. If you don’t say it then it’s ‘ *not really* ‘ an ad. I wonder if/how much they get paid for those videos

    • @haileyst-amour7286
      @haileyst-amour7286 3 년 전 +126

      Probably falls under product placement, like in movies when all the cans of coke are facing label out towards the camera

    • @duellybaxter191
      @duellybaxter191 3 년 전 +161

      You're spot on! It looks like "product placement" to me, which is a gray area under current law. Often times, product placement does not need to be disclosed. If the content creator mentions Bang or openly endorses a product, "wow Bang is good!", it then becomes an ad that needs to be disclosed. They're obviously exploiting a loophole that I can foresee being closed one day, but who knows with the FTC and the internet and I am sure plenty falls between the cracks.

    • @moustacheandnisi
      @moustacheandnisi 3 년 전 +1

      Oleksa, you smart🍻

  • @Fuckutube547465
    @Fuckutube547465 3 년 전 +4331

    Should've gotten Bang as a sponsor for this vid. They clearly don't care about sponsored videos making their product look worse.

    • @anac1053
      @anac1053 3 년 전 +22

      bang destroyed 😩‼️‼️‼️😐😐😐😼

    • @maxg3140
      @maxg3140 3 년 전 +126

      Ah, but he said bang in the video so that's a big no

    • @jakezawel2386
      @jakezawel2386 3 년 전 +1

      He dident

    • @topmovies8951
      @topmovies8951 3 년 전 +11

      I think this video is sponsored... secretly

    • @timhook2086
      @timhook2086 3 년 전 +2

      Confirmed. Unfortunately Danny has made some very racist comments
      krplus.net/bidio/ccuRimZ3dm-qhaA

  • @kiofu2915
    @kiofu2915 년 전 +457

    I drank a bang because of this video and had exploding diarrhea for like two hours. My back hurted like hell and I almost pooped my pants. 10/10 Really great detox i feel like my guts are rearranged since then. Thanks Danny now i can fly

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 4 개월 전 +38

      I’m a year late to this comment but I can’t stop laughing at it and I feel like it deserves at least one reply so here you go 😭

    • @oo-ld8xu
      @oo-ld8xu 4 개월 전 +30

      ​@@EF-kk3vh same honestly just the phrasing "10/10 really great detox i feel like my guts are rearranged" got me WEAK

    • @ianisblue
      @ianisblue 4 개월 전 +17

      if bang has google reviews we should all go and say “10/10 great detox i feel like my guts are rearranged”

    • @oo-ld8xu
      @oo-ld8xu 4 개월 전 +9

      @@ianisblue they weny bankrupt lmao

    • @ianisblue
      @ianisblue 4 개월 전 +21

      @@oo-ld8xu too many peoples guts were rearranged

  • @nicks1451
    @nicks1451 년 전 +435

    Something tells me the CEO used to be a cocaine dealer till he figured out how to produce the same results legally

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 3 년 전 +2532

    They are exploiting a loophole in FCC guidelines where if they never mention “bang energy” or say the word “bang” they don’t need to specify that the videos are sponsored ads. That’s the reason why all these videos awkwardly feature bang energy drinks but no one mentions it, acknowledges it, or has any talking points about it.

    • @kittykat4480
      @kittykat4480 3 년 전 +139

      Wow that’s lame.

    • @biting_ice_cream
      @biting_ice_cream 3 년 전 +173

      so weird bc u would think that having the hashtags with 'bang' in would count !

    • @monyquetargino5775
      @monyquetargino5775 3 년 전 +48

      HAHAHAHA then Danny's theory is right

    • @sonofaquack6987
      @sonofaquack6987 3 년 전 +55

      Why would they do that? I'm sure just describing Bang and tasting it like Danny did would be a much better "ad" than what they have.

    • @EmmaKearney0119
      @EmmaKearney0119 3 년 전 +51

      They do all that just so they don’t have to take the 0.5 seconds it takes to type #ad in your caption?

  • @sawyerdever8707
    @sawyerdever8707 3 년 전 +11805

    Bang is literally liquid meth. I had a can and I had the unstoppable urge to bake cookies and i just couldn’t stop myself

    • @PlayerTenji95
      @PlayerTenji95 3 년 전 +423

      What IS In Bang anyways?

    • @alexisb2844
      @alexisb2844 3 년 전 +907

      THERES NO WAY IT DOESNT CONTAIN A STIMULANT DRUG

    • @charissaingram3465
      @charissaingram3465 3 년 전 +116

      U wouldn't be baking cookies lol😆

    • @isakayyik966
      @isakayyik966 3 년 전 +66

      @@alexisb2844 i think its a joke or spmethong idk

    • @-_-DoniJ
      @-_-DoniJ 3 년 전 +347

      I had one and I was racing my sister up and down the street 💀

  • @yawbyss981
    @yawbyss981 년 전 +567

    My best friend is an avid Bang drinker, and I can tell you from experience that Bang actually does turn you into a walking advertisement.

    • @bingusbongus3109
      @bingusbongus3109 년 전 +34

      I always put mine in a wata bohol

    • @prestowand
      @prestowand 년 전 +22

      @@bingusbongus3109 ah you a bri’ish bloke? 💀

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 년 전 +16

      ​@@bingusbongus3109 you bri'ish mate?

    • @allysonfunk2010
      @allysonfunk2010 11 개월 전 +13

      @bingusbongus3109 ah, a bri’ish person. but i wonder, does your wata bohol smell bad after?

    • @jacobrose662
      @jacobrose662 개월 전 +2

      Wtf. I drank bang for years. At one point I drank two a day but I dropped it like nothing and just started drinking coffee instead when I tallied up how much money I was spending on bang. Maybe I’m lucky but I just don’t understand why people think it’s so cracked up. It’s no different to me than literally any other energy drink. Coffee does me just the same. I never once got amped from any of these drinks, just made it easier to shake the morning fog off

  • @Nhaptenkenh
    @Nhaptenkenh 년 전 +486

    0:23 This aged well
    If you don’t know, Bang is in bankruptcy because they were sued by Monster. One of the reasons was that Bang lied that their product was healthier than other companies.

    • @ItBeWurm
      @ItBeWurm 6 개월 전 +23

      @@Al___Come come, everybody, just come

    • @bbycherub2420
      @bbycherub2420 3 개월 전 +44

      Bangtrupt

    • @reincarnation8118
      @reincarnation8118 2 개월 전 +2

      @@bbycherub2420I was going to say that

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 개월 전 +3

      Well considering how Danny described it, it was pretty obvious that it's not healthier at all.

    • @reincarnation8118
      @reincarnation8118 개월 전

      @@shwahgamer name a energy drink that is

  • @God_Is_An_Atheist
    @God_Is_An_Atheist 3 년 전 +11014

    Judging by how the CEO looks like, the main ingredient of Bang is cocaine.

  • @KrisC849
    @KrisC849 3 년 전 +2796

    Nicki Minaj: Phone rangin’ he slangin’
    Danny Minaj: Foam fanger he slangin’

  • @dallasmarie9325
    @dallasmarie9325 년 전 +215

    the first time i drank a bang i felt like my body was moving faster than my brain. it was insane

  • @ven_mccracken
    @ven_mccracken 년 전 +290

    One time I drank a bang and it literally made me cry

    • @honestdave
      @honestdave 년 전 +16

      Was it the insane amount of caffeine or was it the god-awful taste that made you cry?

    • @ven_mccracken
      @ven_mccracken 년 전 +23

      @@honestdave a mix of both, really.

    • @honestdave
      @honestdave 년 전 +10

      @@ven_mccracken I believe you.

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 7 개월 전 +9

      @@ven_mccracken honestly ur so real for that. Bang tastes like shit and has so much caffeine that it made me have a panic attack from how fast my heart was racing after drinking it.

  • @g-rated3514
    @g-rated3514 3 년 전 +2074

    Bang Influencers should be called "Bangers". Bang Music should not

  • @jonahscottsfatbussy
    @jonahscottsfatbussy 3 년 전 +3886

    Danny: this bang ain’t shit
    20 minutes later
    Danny: I feel like I’m on another plane of existence

  • @user-ij2pv8sm2c
    @user-ij2pv8sm2c 3 개월 전 +23

    The little boy of bangs owners went to my school he played the sports and was a normal kid, but then his parents would show up fully clothed in their brand. I could only imagine the embarrassment that he felt.

  • @meisferrari
    @meisferrari 년 전 +102

    I typically don't react to caffeine strongly, to the extent that I could drink half a pot of coffee and go take a nap immediately after. Even Monster doesn't make me anxious, just makes me feel more present in the moment.
    My dad, a massive energy drink enthusiast, left half a can of Bang in my truck after he rode with me, and I figured I'd try it. I finished off the five or six ounces he left in the can, and sat on the couch to read a book. Within twenty minutes, I was panicking, on the verge of an anxiety attack. Keep in mind, the house was quiet, and I was READING A BOOK. Anyways, Bang is no joke, and I don't trust the secret ingredient whatsoever. If I can take ADHD stimulant medication regularly and never feel anxiety as a result, why would a half-drank shitty energy drink cause me to hyperventilate and cry for two hours??

    • @hex0578
      @hex0578 7 개월 전 +18

      Fun fact, caffeine actually affects people with ADHD dramatically differently than people without! I'm the same way, I have severe ADHD and caffeine makes me drowsy, but drinking one can of bang gave me an anxiety attack. There's definitely something wack in there that's not just caffeine

    • @gothamcowboy
      @gothamcowboy 개월 전

      @@hex0578i have really strong adhd as well and caffeine has never affected me (well, not in the way it does most people - i guess you would just say it affects me differently), which made me wonder if i should try bang just to finally see what it feels like to be caffeinated. these comments have convinced me to uh...not try it after all. :')

  • @lucyyy2211
    @lucyyy2211 3 년 전 +1956

    The dad avoiding the bang energy drink was like when you open a card with money in it but pretend you only care about the card and don’t even see the money

  • @ishalal1487
    @ishalal1487 3 년 전 +1606

    i can’t believe danny didn’t point out that the nicki minaj lyrics he was saying is from the song “bang bang”

    • @Alphamatsu
      @Alphamatsu 3 년 전 +10

      PFFFF-

    • @diordo4109
      @diordo4109 3 년 전 +2

      Who wants AirPods Pro? 💫🤯
      I will choose everyone who Iike my Iast song "Augen auf Dich"

    • @bre2186
      @bre2186 3 년 전 +28

      shut up you’re so right. missed opportunity 😔

    • @nicolebautista5470
      @nicolebautista5470 3 년 전

      @@diordo4109 was bruda

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 년 전 +4

      @@diordo4109 Naw I have better headphones than that, so I'm just gonna go dislike it

  • @mossydreamz
    @mossydreamz 9 개월 전 +71

    there's something about the earnest, childlike magical thinking of "dang, that must be how they get it to taste so good, those cans are havin' fun" that made my day XD

  • @Dinosaur_Ice
    @Dinosaur_Ice 년 전 +47

    When he said he was only 1/4 through the can and already felt like he was on another planet that was so relatable! These drinks should probably be illegal because you definitely feel like you're high by the time you finish one.

  • @dockboy6791
    @dockboy6791 3 년 전 +12152

    I love how Danny’s criteria for if something is popular is if he’s seen it at his local Target

    • @sadielappin8862
      @sadielappin8862 3 년 전 +737

      things that are popular: bang, mossimo tank tops, plastic storage containers

    • @oliviadubois8493
      @oliviadubois8493 3 년 전 +29

      @@sadielappin8862 LOL

    • @beansummoner21
      @beansummoner21 3 년 전 +206

      Target stocks it = popularity

    • @paddy2265
      @paddy2265 3 년 전 +260

      you know you’ve made when your in Danny’s local Target

    • @killerbigmacs3389
      @killerbigmacs3389 3 년 전 +30

      This comment is unfunny and I think am reconsidering playing minecraft with you

  • @roksforbrains
    @roksforbrains 3 년 전 +5745

    The ceo of bang looks exactly how I would imagine him to look lmao

    • @jonasnygren7230
      @jonasnygren7230 2 년 전 +224

      He looks like if Papa John took a lot of drugs, then decided to make an energy drink made by his own sweat

    • @roksforbrains
      @roksforbrains 2 년 전 +120

      @@jonasnygren7230 Bold of you to assume that isn’t what happened

    • @vive335
      @vive335 2 년 전 +30

      @@roksforbrains It happened

    • @thelightningfurycore3901
      @thelightningfurycore3901 2 년 전 +12

      Kinda looks like thanos ngl

    • @masha2855
      @masha2855 2 년 전 +4

      He dresses like bladee

  • @goldenwolfae
    @goldenwolfae 9 개월 전 +17

    the idea of a military guy saying over the radio “aight kill ‘em” is hilarious to me

  • @jamesmorgan1886
    @jamesmorgan1886 년 전 +102

    I drank bang because of this video and it felt like my organs were melting

  • @brynnc.1266
    @brynnc.1266 3 년 전 +12537

    You forgot the worst part: the CEO claimed that Bang could cure a BUNCH of diseases and stuff like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. He's absolutely crazy.

    • @maysunv
      @maysunv 3 년 전 +767

      whoa what?? How can he even claim that?

    • @epicherbs8084
      @epicherbs8084 3 년 전 +63

      lmao

    • @Ariana-yl3ww
      @Ariana-yl3ww 3 년 전 +591

      I smell a lawsuit

    • @brynnc.1266
      @brynnc.1266 3 년 전 +921

      @@maysunv definitely not. He's had lawsuits against him for it. It's wild, and I'm surprised how many people don't know about the sketchy stuff he's said

    • @noodle6852
      @noodle6852 3 년 전 +704

      My man out here *giving* people Parkinson’s

  • @sarahsanchez9382
    @sarahsanchez9382 3 년 전 +38710

    Bang energy sounds like a fake company in a Disney movie that overtakes the future world

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 3 년 전 +1158

      Sounds like that drink that turned everyone into zombies in Sunset Overdrive, an Xbox1 launch title

    • @shirik
      @shirik 3 년 전 +142

      LMAOOOO

    • @Not_Asha
      @Not_Asha 3 년 전 +368

      You know what... it does.. why didn't we think about this before...

    • @syvover
      @syvover 3 년 전 +45

      OMG YES

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 년 전 +8

      *OMG no way i found danny behind the scenes, bro it’s crazy here’s a link* krplus.net/bidio/qLSwmXZmfZbMaJg

  • @user-pj9oo5tm4s
    @user-pj9oo5tm4s 년 전 +64

    2:15 I am absolutely miffed that Danny did not take the opportunity to say "That's enough bang for his buck". How could you Danny.

  • @jealyn6353
    @jealyn6353 년 전 +40

    "Health conscious' doesn't bang have four warning labels on it?

  • @witcherschoolofthefox5941

    All bang marketing has such “hello, fellow kids” energy

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 3 년 전 +6

      I agree

    • @vinimooraess
      @vinimooraess 3 년 전 +31

      I really haven't thought about this, but the fact that an energy drink's target audience are kids is really weird.

    • @com8092
      @com8092 3 년 전

      @@vinimooraess dang that’s true

    • @PP-my4ut
      @PP-my4ut 3 년 전 +4

      bruh bang also sells disposable vapes and no one ever talks about it like that’s so wierd

    • @Mopsspoof
      @Mopsspoof 3 년 전 +2

      @@PP-my4ut bruh, they sell vapes.. The CEO looks like a 40 year old guy trying to get hip with the kids smh

  • @romangamelin1558
    @romangamelin1558 3 년 전 +3932

    the ceo looks like someone who would play a principal in every early 2000s movie ever

  • @brielle.e7637
    @brielle.e7637 년 전 +58

    once drank a bang and straight up had a panic attack and was uncontrollably shaking i felt like i was gonna die lmfao

  • @april_
    @april_ 년 전 +78

    I drank a full bang on an empty stomach and I felt like my skin was burning and tingling inside and out. I was noticeably shaking too

    • @april_
      @april_ 8 개월 전

      @@p1x1e.k1tty haven’t had a bang since then, I’ve never felt anything like that. I swear they drug it

  • @katystephens4268
    @katystephens4268 3 년 전 +4933

    This should’ve been titled “Big Bang theory”

  • @kebblegotgaming3764
    @kebblegotgaming3764 3 년 전 +3510

    The Bang CEO looks like he only eats bang cans as food.

  • @sydneykloba7827
    @sydneykloba7827 년 전 +140

    I’ve worked in gyms primarily, and yeah Bang has a cult-like following, makes you vibrate 9x your normal frequency, and tastes like liquid candy. It almost became like a currency on the weight room floor, a bang black market if you will. And I once drank two in an hour before work and proceeded on with my shift from the hyperspace dimension. We’d steal cans from each other it was like the Wild West for a minute. Damn now I want one lol

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 년 전 +9

      "bang black market" I never thought I would end up reading that

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 7 개월 전 +4

      "tastes like liquid candy" nah, every flavor i've tried tasted like shit. either all of y'all have bad taste, or we haven't been drinking the same drink.

    • @fortunamajor7239
      @fortunamajor7239 6 개월 전 +5

      ​@@negligible_reality they didn't say it tasted like GOOD candy lmfao

    • @AlinaProbably
      @AlinaProbably 5 개월 전 +2

      @@negligible_reality yeah either those two or the fact that the ways people perceive the taste of food and drinks are wildly varied

  • @Freak-And-Oddity
    @Freak-And-Oddity 년 전 +108

    I had a bang once. I went to gym an hour later and felt like if I didn't run around like a maniac, I'd die. But that happens whenever I drink any energy drink. When gym ended, my stomach hurt and then an hour later I was extremely hungry, which only further convinced me it was made of pure drugs. 1/10, just drink a monster instead, they're a lot better and healthier (relatively)

  • @Calypso1834
    @Calypso1834 3 년 전 +633

    Who needs Bang? We all know that la croix is the most popular drink. Ever. Don't look that up.

    • @boat3761
      @boat3761 3 년 전 +11

      La croix taste like warm lighter fluid and that cannot be changed

    • @savannah9134
      @savannah9134 3 년 전 +11

      @@boat3761 I know, it's absolutely delicious😌

    • @sussyamogusman2248
      @sussyamogusman2248 3 년 전 +2

      @@boat3761 r/woooosh

    • @broadymorden1222
      @broadymorden1222 3 년 전 +3

      This is the wrong channel to be talking about La Croix! That’s his second Chanel 🤷🏼‍♂️ that being said.... it’s the nectar of the gods.

    • @timmydraptston6859
      @timmydraptston6859 3 년 전 +2

      @@sussyamogusman2248 take the r/ back to the trash where it belongs.

  • @wee3609
    @wee3609 3 년 전 +1772

    “Bang cinematic universe” sounds like a pornographic company that was created after after infinity war

    • @eucalyptusstudios7782
      @eucalyptusstudios7782 3 년 전 +13

      😂

    • @ariskaur
      @ariskaur 3 년 전

      @@eucalyptusstudios7782 Know real reasons behind Farmer's protest in India
      Watch
      krplus.net/bidio/YteAY5GjmKeufqQ
      "Biggest protest in world history"

    • @2174UMRON
      @2174UMRON 3 년 전 +9

      @@ariskaur No

    • @tramarthomas6105
      @tramarthomas6105 3 년 전 +12

      Or a virtual reality hentai game

    • @angelsinger4574
      @angelsinger4574 3 년 전 +18

      And their first releases are “The Wolverpeen,” “Thor: The Pork World” and “The Incredible Bulk.” But I hear “Endbang” is the best.

  • @avonire
    @avonire 년 전 +28

    6:07 I sort of envy these dudes ability to not care about anything or feel embarrassed cause i could NEVER

  • @electrogeek77
    @electrogeek77 년 전 +90

    The "concert" scenes were filmed at Turning Point USA, one of the largest right-wing conferences. The CEO was also a massive donor to Trump. I know there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, but when a company makes their politics that blatant (especially politics that are so actively leaning toward fascism), folks might want to reconsider supporting them.

  • @Caeljharden
    @Caeljharden 3 년 전 +1347

    The CEO looks like a 60 year old frat boy that misses his younger years so he throws on a backwards cap and hangs around high schools and attends every football game to try and relive his glory days.
    I can pretty much guarantee he owns a motorcycle and/or a speed boat and most definitely has a trans am.

  • @jdsellman416
    @jdsellman416 3 년 전 +1719

    the ceo looks like there is a whole nother person inside him contracting his muscles

  • @aimahkhan8286
    @aimahkhan8286 년 전 +36

    13:54 ironic that song's called bang bang

  • @ambi.z4233
    @ambi.z4233 년 전 +28

    I'd just like to say that the first (and only) time I had a bang energy, my heart rate and blood pressure were so high that I actually called my mom to tell her I think I might have a heart attack. I was up the entire night just sitting there hoping I wouldn't die lmao

  • @jozsefbabits2804
    @jozsefbabits2804 3 년 전 +3721

    The legal loophole is just them not saying the product name

    • @PeepGamePopoff
      @PeepGamePopoff 3 년 전 +70

      Same way product placement is in movies and tv shows without them being labeled commercials... so weird that this kid couldn’t figure that out lol

    • @Ziege.08
      @Ziege.08 3 년 전 +254

      @@PeepGamePopoff that "kid" is married

    • @PeepGamePopoff
      @PeepGamePopoff 3 년 전 +5

      @@Ziege.08 nice

    • @gontathegentleman9833
      @gontathegentleman9833 3 년 전 +53

      @@PeepGamePopoff he 26

    • @IcyColdBeveridge
      @IcyColdBeveridge 3 년 전 +78

      That would make sense if they weren't also tagging the product and the products ceo in all these posts lol. That idea kind of crumbles when you realize that any other product displayed in the video isn't tagged except for bang. Like they don't post a movie trailer with like just a lone #cocacola in there lol

  • @bestieestie
    @bestieestie 3 년 전 +9463

    danny is drifting dangerously close to actual investigative journalism

    • @johnnyfkingsilverhand7120
      @johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 3 년 전 +16

      Not really even close. He clear excludes info or will gaslight just to make his point valid

    • @rebexyy
      @rebexyy 3 년 전 +374

      @@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 y u mad

    • @johnnyfkingsilverhand7120
      @johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 3 년 전 +9

      B where’d you get mad from? Im just stating things ive noticed.

    • @nabeelnitro6447
      @nabeelnitro6447 3 년 전 +176

      @@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 where does that come from?

    • @ramba43
      @ramba43 3 년 전 +282

      @@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 Im sorry but I really don’t understand where you are getting that he’s “gaslighting” idea from... like is it from a specific moment in this video or any other? Because I’ve never felt like Danny was trying to gaslight me with one of his videos... 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @tophat2656
    @tophat2656 년 전 +16

    You're right on the reasoning behind the name, I drank two in like three hours once and felt like I was gonna explode

  • @darkroseky8117
    @darkroseky8117 년 전 +13

    I remember when I worked at Walgreens I was immediately caught off guard when when the registered asked for I.D. when I scanned a can of Bang.

  • @tomings7071
    @tomings7071 3 년 전 +874

    the CEO is built like a class action sexual harassment lawsuit

  • @sofialopez7807
    @sofialopez7807 3 년 전 +2858

    plot twist: this is secretly an advertisment for bang.

    • @user-yd4yx9ii1r
      @user-yd4yx9ii1r 3 년 전 +30

      bouta file a lawsuit 😤

    • @helenfaith1508
      @helenfaith1508 3 년 전 +26

      *checks description just incase

    • @GhostW1thTheMost
      @GhostW1thTheMost 3 년 전 +8

      WHAATTTTTTTTT! THIS MADE MY BRAIN GO BANG! wait he wasnt joking about that bang part? goodbye, im gonna die, from all the guns, going bang

    • @SockHiggins
      @SockHiggins 3 년 전

      @@user-yd4yx9ii1r hi

    • @yuvran3945
      @yuvran3945 3 년 전 +14

      No it's not because he said the b word

  • @avidee4300
    @avidee4300 년 전 +16

    For those who don't know- CoQ10 is a coenzyme that your body naturally makes that has to do with turning food into energy and fights free radicals (particles that damage cells). It's usually taken as a supplement to help with metabolism and heart things and it's also supposed to make exercise more beneficial. I only know all of this cause I take it for my migraines lol- it's actually a very useful little part of your life you've just never noticed or heard of. One of those things you don't pay attention to until you don't get enough

  • @Vynextus
    @Vynextus 년 전 +11

    Fun fact: One can of Bang has 300mg of caffeine. For scale, one regular Monster has 160mg (but does make higher caffeine content)
    So, you know, completely normal

  • @jude1699
    @jude1699 3 년 전 +1901

    birthday cake soda sounds like literally the worst flavor of soda ever

    • @BridgetteLeeHarding
      @BridgetteLeeHarding 3 년 전 +112

      You’ve never had a dead body soda.

    • @parenthapea5717
      @parenthapea5717 3 년 전 +106

      My friend gave me some birthday cake bang and it was the nastiest thing I’ve ever consumed. It was way too sweet and made me sick to my stomach for a few days

    • @lauriepops2783
      @lauriepops2783 3 년 전 +99

      That is the most America drink I've ever heard of

    • @Sophia-ww7lf
      @Sophia-ww7lf 3 년 전 +6

      @@lauriepops2783 please😭😭

    • @lemonswsushi3644
      @lemonswsushi3644 3 년 전 +29

      Great as a cookie, awful as a soda.

  • @rushdude90
    @rushdude90 2 년 전 +4509

    I work in the press industry and had the pleasure of talking to the Bang CEO on the phone and email. And let me tell you, he was the rudest, cockiest, most vile piece of crap when he didn't get exactly what he wanted. He had the attitude (and intellect) of a toddler.

  • @breadm8101
    @breadm8101 년 전 +37

    I remember once drinking a energy drink with 400 mg of caffeine at a gas station and it gave me hiccups for days. Idk why but it made bang do the same thing to bang I get hiccups from them.

  • @spacecase2493
    @spacecase2493 11 개월 전 +5

    freshman year of college i had to drink a bang every night to fall asleep and that’s when i realized the adhd was going too far

  • @aislinn6186
    @aislinn6186 3 년 전 +1588

    10 years later and danny still can’t stop drinking radical skadattle

  • @ollygoober1111
    @ollygoober1111 3 년 전 +3755

    Everyone: Pornstars
    Me, an intellectual: Bang Influencers

  • @Zranitzi
    @Zranitzi 8 개월 전 +6

    If you’ve ever heard bang by AJR, then you know that everytime he says Bang, there’s a gunshot sound, now I know why

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 년 전 +10

    That Christmas picture looks like his wife was like “oh let’s dress all nice and with the kids on Christmas day and take a nice picture!” And he was mad and compromised by wearing pants. 😂

  • @rfk2298
    @rfk2298 3 년 전 +1064

    Plot twist: This video is a Bang advertisement and he didn’t disclose it because of their contract

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 년 전 +2

      *OMG no way i found danny behind the scenes, bro it’s crazy here’s a link* krplus.net/bidio/qLSwmXZmfZbMaJg

    • @Raven-2000
      @Raven-2000 3 년 전 +12

      I think that's illegal

    • @dingodog711
      @dingodog711 3 년 전 +2

      @@Raven-2000 yes it technically is

    • @rowansafley6133
      @rowansafley6133 3 년 전 +19

      But he said the b word, so he’s gonna get kidnapped

    • @pastyourbedtime5286
      @pastyourbedtime5286 3 년 전 +20

      Impossible. He said the word "bang" and talked about the product

  • @ghostguru9156
    @ghostguru9156 3 년 전 +2998

    Is the CEO okay. Like- is he okay? Is he holding me hostage?

    • @meliycon-roma4112
      @meliycon-roma4112 3 년 전 +12

      lmfaoo

    • @TheCrateOfLemons
      @TheCrateOfLemons 3 년 전 +119

      He's a huge creep, from what I remember. Casey Aonso did a video on him a while back. The dude has always just made me incredibly uncomfortable. Despite being a pretty big guy, I feel like I'd have a flight rather than fight response to that man.

    • @davidbosy4275
      @davidbosy4275 3 년 전 +85

      He looks like he is holding someone hostage while also being held hostage at the same time.

    • @mercurygirl8404
      @mercurygirl8404 3 년 전 +21

      he's probably high on bang xD

    • @zoelewis8132
      @zoelewis8132 3 년 전 +41

      he is definitely not okay because he's a huge trump supporter and donator so there's something off lol

  • @knusperjunge
    @knusperjunge 11 개월 전 +7

    9:44 because they don’t properly say: buy bang energy and just holding it in the camera, I think it is not against any law

  • @embadly
    @embadly 년 전 +23

    This is definitely one of Danny’s best videos lol. I know he said another one was his favorite he’s made (whether that was before or after this one I’m not sure lol) I watched it twice back to back it was just funny as heck and I literally laughed out loud so much (and I’m an emotionless void so I really appreciate it).

  • @dagafange1323
    @dagafange1323 3 년 전 +1513

    idk why bang as a company just gives me cult vibes, maybe it is the people at the "concerts" who look extremely happy to be there

    • @gooseincitypark
      @gooseincitypark 3 년 전 +78

      You can catch a glimpse in the background, but these events are at something run by Turning Point USA, which is a right wing group. They are known for pushing pretty ridiculous claims without evidence.

    • @VicerimusMortem
      @VicerimusMortem 3 년 전 +7

      @@gooseincitypark what is them being right wing have to do with this

    • @gooseincitypark
      @gooseincitypark 3 년 전 +42

      @@VicerimusMortem I don't know, I guess it's just weird in this case because they're an energy drink company.

    • @dallischu2950
      @dallischu2950 3 년 전 +69

      @@VicerimusMortem ....they’re...an...energy drink company. It’s bizarre for a drink company to have a political stance.

    • @VicerimusMortem
      @VicerimusMortem 3 년 전 +19

      @@dallischu2950 The only reason I made the comment was to not try to start a political war because of his mentioning of the companies political stance but then I saw your comment and thought, "Wait why the hell does a drink company *have* a political stance anyways?" So yeah, it's pretty goddamn weird for a company to have that.

  • @juliethall102
    @juliethall102 3 년 전 +1655

    Twist every time Danny says “Bang Energy” he gets one dollar...

    • @haleylombardi2281
      @haleylombardi2281 3 년 전 +39

      every time he says bang imma take a shot. i’ll update you

    • @spaghettielly66
      @spaghettielly66 3 년 전 +17

      @@haleylombardi2281 u still alive?

    • @haleylombardi2281
      @haleylombardi2281 3 년 전 +22

      @@spaghettielly66 i don’t make it rhough the whole video. too mannyyyyyyy

    • @britishningguang3933
      @britishningguang3933 3 년 전 +11

      @@haleylombardi2281 oh gosh you're still alive-
      Damn I just saw the comment have 69 likes now it's 71-

    • @jbisinparis
      @jbisinparis 3 년 전 +2

      Are we paying him?

  • @DetLeveneBlandselvSlik
    @DetLeveneBlandselvSlik 7 개월 전 +6

    I counted all the times you said “bang” and wow 104 times!
    that’s about 1 bang every 20 sec.

  • @jessicabradshaw5454

    I drank Bang one time, and I did feel like I was gonna explode lol

  • @summerbummer1930
    @summerbummer1930 3 년 전 +1799

    They don’t mention bang in the ads because bang is a lifestyle.

    • @Him-nw1fz
      @Him-nw1fz 3 년 전 +26

      Ngl you look like eleven from stranger things like 30 years after the show

    • @duck4336
      @duck4336 3 년 전 +2

      @@Him-nw1fz mmmmm😂

    • @Him-nw1fz
      @Him-nw1fz 3 년 전 +2

      @@duck4336 she does tho 🤣

    • @Nnh-gb2li
      @Nnh-gb2li 3 년 전 +10

      Idk why but this comment reminded me of “Fitness isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle” lmao 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @Bobin10101
      @Bobin10101 3 년 전

      Very true

  • @AReguIarPlant
    @AReguIarPlant 2 년 전 +9102

    I wouldn't be surprised if the Bang CEO is actually some guy posing to be the Bang CEO while the real CEO is just some normal guy who likes energy drinks

    • @foongern1071
      @foongern1071 2 년 전 +455

      Or some very, very rich guy who knows that outrage marketing gets those good views and can afford to pay somebody with zero self esteem or inhibitions to pose as the CEO.

    • @baronbestie5886
      @baronbestie5886 2 년 전 +199

      HE SAID IT, EVERYONE SHOOT!

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 년 전 +53

      @@baronbestie5886 I saw this right as that sketch happened. Also nice profile

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 년 전 +49

      I really wish you were right- , but I fear that he is actually a real person, not a joke- I mean he's a joke, but ...he's real....but....

    • @dustyboialex
      @dustyboialex 년 전 +2

      or just likes money

  • @yourdashingheroidol7909
    @yourdashingheroidol7909 9 개월 전 +5

    ....." I never thought about that..I guess that is the name of my drink "!
    Hilarious!!!

  • @cameronmat
    @cameronmat 년 전 +2

    For anyone curious, a typic can of Bang has 300mg of caffeine, vs Red bull with 80mg

  • @ashketchup1850
    @ashketchup1850 3 년 전 +1458

    ironically, danny trying bang out of curiosity makes me much more compelled to buy one than the entire advertisements about them

  • @PaigeWritesPoetry
    @PaigeWritesPoetry 3 년 전 +1095

    I can’t believe no one has mentioned how the Nicki Minaj lyrics Danny sang are literally from a song called “Bang Bang”

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 3 년 전 +88

      Idk man, I think he made up a whole new song with “foam finger, he slangin”

    • @reenaznawar7004
      @reenaznawar7004 3 년 전 +9

      Coincidence? I think not!

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 년 전 +7

      He thought that was the lyric. Who can blame him?

    • @reze598
      @reze598 3 년 전 +3

      @@ErinLastNameRedacted you suck at parties

    • @riskyy2933
      @riskyy2933 3 년 전 +1

      *OMG no way i found danny gonzalez second channel, bro it’s crazy here’s a link->!* krplus.net/bidio/qLSwmXZmfZbMaJg

  • @renshuuu
    @renshuuu 년 전 +10

    That bang experience sounds like one hell of a caffeine overdose. Tbh thanks for warning me, I have migraines, and I have the shakes from drinking just a tad too much coffee sometimes. If i drank a bit of that can I think Id actually get sick and maybe instigate a long term migraine episode.

  • @katuskibakugou8783
    @katuskibakugou8783 11 개월 전 +7

    Me and my sibling tried a bang once, I took a sip and my heart HURT, and when my sibling tried some their nose started bleeding so-

  • @alexjones2519
    @alexjones2519 3 년 전 +625

    i think la croix is the fountain of youth because danny looks like he hasn’t aged since age 15

    • @chronoirs
      @chronoirs 3 년 전 +49

      why is this a compliment and an insult at the same time

    • @deskojobo6313
      @deskojobo6313 3 년 전 +35

      He doesn't drink lacroix here, in case you haven't noticed

    • @epadilla8555
      @epadilla8555 3 년 전 +34

      shhh you’re spilling second channel secrets

    • @wirelessly__
      @wirelessly__ 3 년 전 +21

      @@deskojobo6313 that’s too silly and wacky for this channe

    • @ihonestlydontknow2603
      @ihonestlydontknow2603 3 년 전 +7

      IT'S THE ALMONDS!

  • @PetalMiya
    @PetalMiya 3 년 전 +1026

    Plot Twist: This is a Bang Ad.

    • @Broccolie
      @Broccolie 3 년 전 +35

      He said the B word!
      Eliminate him

    • @bran4
      @bran4 3 년 전 +7

      Hell yes I thought the same lmao

    • @d-0_0-b
      @d-0_0-b 3 년 전 +1

      @@Broccolie Bang! *he dies*

    • @YogoBites
      @YogoBites 3 년 전 +2

      @@Broccolie make sure the guns are silent we don’t want them to kill us

    • @Quaronna
      @Quaronna 3 년 전

      I know you’re joking, but according to his description he’s sponsored by HelloFresh. 💀

  • @fishwithknees4049
    @fishwithknees4049 년 전 +25

    13:43 I think that the bang CEO is Nikki Minaj in disguise bc he quotes lyrics from a song called "bang bang" with Jessie J and Ariana grande and the company is called bang...... And he has concerts and music just like nikki....

    • @oknice1
      @oknice1 년 전 +1

      PLS I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEKKE TO NOTICE THIS

  • @E_FoxSnowspirit
    @E_FoxSnowspirit 년 전 +5

    Judging from this wonderfully orchestrated video essay I can now assume that there is a drink called “BANG” that magically lowers your IQ, makes you rich, and contains addictive substances

  • @aleiawork1308
    @aleiawork1308 3 년 전 +4084

    bang has 300mg of caffeine, which is about twice the amount as a monster-

    • @cxsey4998
      @cxsey4998 3 년 전 +337

      Healthy

    • @apollo1100
      @apollo1100 3 년 전 +166

      sources vary, though it seems to be more than 2x the amount

    • @ionastewart8814
      @ionastewart8814 3 년 전 +501

      Dude that would make me shake like an inbred chihuahua. Who the hell needs that much caffeine?

    • @bensteinberg2039
      @bensteinberg2039 3 년 전 +458

      I have a friend that drank 2 bangs and passed out on the ground

    • @kennyswifeyy
      @kennyswifeyy 3 년 전 +172

      @@bensteinberg2039 oh my fucking god

  • @alaska6606
    @alaska6606 3 년 전 +2873

    my moms boyfriend was looking at what I was watching and when he saw Danny holding the bang he said "isn't he too young to drink that"

    • @KevinLuper99
      @KevinLuper99 3 년 전 +397

      Confirmed Danny is 12

    • @dreamfulnoah1467
      @dreamfulnoah1467 2 년 전 +260

      Yes, you have to be 99 to drink bang

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 2 년 전 +192

      I mean he didn't handle it well, when only drank a quarter of the can so he's right

    • @4baus
      @4baus 2 년 전 +92

      i mean danny is 6 so yeah he is

    • @sheabutter4873
      @sheabutter4873 2 년 전 +126

      @@dreamfulnoah1467 i feel like if you drank a bang at 99, youd instantly die.

  • @roryevans4295
    @roryevans4295 년 전 +20

    Probably need a follow up now they’ve gone belly up

  • @QCMUSICibelivethatsaQ
    @QCMUSICibelivethatsaQ 9 개월 전 +4

    Bang walked so grimace could run

  • @danielle539
    @danielle539 3 년 전 +6388

    danny's hair cut makes him look like those kids that were popular on musically in 2016

  • @ScottCramer
    @ScottCramer 3 년 전 +23009

    The Bang CEO wringing his sweat into the cans has the same energy as Cosmo wringing his socks into the lemonade in Fairly OddParents

    • @mja5543
      @mja5543 3 년 전 +812

      I feel like the ceo is just cosmo if he was 50 years older and was heavily addicted to meth for 20 years

    • @Zarai_Numbers
      @Zarai_Numbers 3 년 전 +71

      OMG it does! 😂

    • @theaceofswords
      @theaceofswords 3 년 전 +150

      whoa fancy seeing u here

    • @ourania_a
      @ourania_a 3 년 전 +37

      funny seein u here

    • @cole-me9tz
      @cole-me9tz 3 년 전 +34

      SCOTT

  • @TJ_the_Tism
    @TJ_the_Tism 년 전 +4

    The funniest thing just happened… at 7:24 , right when he was saying advertising, an ad popped up and I was lmao