I'M PRINCESS PROTECTION PROGRAM

Look Bella, it's a worm!

It's like each scene of this movie was written by different people and they didn't talk to each other

That's how he makes friends. "Behold! Pocket worms!"

@@mcwjes I'd be friends with someone who showed me his pocket worms.

@@drfm16 lol sorry im stoned but "worms in pockets" reminds me of when I was drunk af downtown one time & I gave a couple cigs to a homeless guy i was chillin with & he gave me a handful of chex mix as thanks. Drunk me put it in my pockets. The next day I was so confused as to why there was chex mix all over my floor & in one of my jean pockets 😂 Good times!

I mean, slay. And by slay, I mean slay monarchs. Yass queen, or rather Nope queen.

Like that’s a lot to unpack there so we’re just going to throw out the full suitcase 😂😅

That's based tbh, down with the monarchy

@@Celestine1313 Monarchy bad, but violent military enslavement of a country is ok? Lol

@@cooliostarstache5474 exactly

Hm curious 🤔

the hispanic villain for some reason has a russian coat of arms on his hat

​@@andrijaobradovic9665 cuba?

The racism is unreal in this movie 🥲

@@enriquev1271it really is

i mean if they decided to step down from the throne or if it was just cultural tp costa luna

Is her father alive? I thought we only saw her mother?

No Rosie’s father died.

Plot twist: The queen and the princess were in a bitter power struggle, and the coup was either paid off by the queen (hence the reluctance of the guard to draw his sword) or his attempt to take advantage of the already precarious struggle so he could take power and instill some stability in the leadership. These Disney plot lines are DEEP.

I thought her dad was dead

Right should have gone with Linda.

@@scarlettrahnavard3101 💀💀💀💀💀💀

it reminds me of that one scene in shang-chi where katy says "you changed your name from 'shang' to 'shawn'? no wonder ur dad found u"

No one will ever figure out her real name.
*After all her real name is Rosalinda. And her alias name is Rosie.*
Those 2 names are absolutely not similar at all.
No one would suspect anything.

@@scarlettrahnavard3101 I agree with you, it would have been more inconspicuous. The secret Princess Program program needs to do better job with their Princess alias names.

Not even a private school just some public school☠️

I would keep her in a military base, but I guess that's why I'm a five star general.

Oof...too real.

Yeah, she's probably more likely to get shot

They didn't even give her a fake identity.

True. As a latina I can confirm that. That's a meal my mom would make regularly. Its delicious tho but not fancy

Yeah, my mom makes that like any time she doesn't wanna put a lot of effort into cooking

Next time you make chicken and rice just tell everyone it's arroz con pollo.....average Americans will just say "ooooo wow.....fancy...."

thats kind of the point

​@@begintothink yea i'm not making spaghetti i'm haciendo espagueti

You say that, but you’re probably not safe in an American high school

She really is a bit out of touch if she ASKED to be in an american public school

Yeah, I’m sure there were millions of better places than that

As a can of worms, I can confirm

As a bus driver delivering homecoming dresses I too can confirm.

As the entire state of Louisiana a can also confirm.

Bus driver is clearly working two jobs it’s hard out there

As the bus in Louisiana, I can confirm.

felt the same when i read "looking for alaska" which was set in alabama. its always nice when your home-state isnt treated stereotypically.

True, I can see how not being stereotyped for once on tv can feel like a breath of fresh air and isn’t eye roll inducing

YES THANK YOU 😭

honestly it felt weird for danny to say all the stuff about louisiana...I live here and you wouldnt say i had a southern accent or "country" mannerisms. its not like everyone here is the same ._.

I wish people would show Wisconsin people as cheese obsessed alcoholic hill billies who live with their cows

guys, my bones are getting squishy!

what an ICON

😒

Obsessed

SLAYY

Cringe

thank you danny

Thank you Danny

I too am a princess greg, and I am also in mortal danger that only Danny can solve

But do you have squishy bones?

Thank you Danny 😼

I remember this part of the movie though- Rosie _tells_ Carter it's just chicken and rice literally the second after she says that. She/the movie isn't trying to pretend it's a fancy dish, Carter's just being a hater.

@@elsie8757 iirc its because carter's mom died and the stuff rosie brought out to decorate for dinner was her moms. she says the line like "we haven't had a meal like this since...." but it's never addressed later so who knows tbh

this is an actually wild story politically

Dukes and below may have a title, but they aren't royalty

@@lungse.2565 thanks for pointing that out to me! I edited it

How did you remember the proper pluralization of everything except duchesses and ladies?

@@FrenkTheJoy I don’t know. I am a idiot

yeah that last part felt so rushed

@@llux it always does that’s just how Danny roles

@Leaked Videos do you really think this is going to do anything other than getting you reported and your account suspended? Dumba** bot.

@@Cavemanner do you really think this comment is going to get seen by the bot & stop them from continuing? Dumba** human, /j

lol yeah i didnt realize it was over for a second, i spaced out and he was like "and thats the end of the movie"

LMFAO

Real, her name is literally Selena 😂

The guy who threw the coup was a hero who try to establish a democracy for the people DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY!

Good Lord

@@catherinemoatlhodi81 from the pamphlets dropped out of a pretty banged up plane the rebelion has mustered to fight the current royalty propaganda

Aand this is my most liked comment I'm honestly kinda disappointed this isn't my best work

This. Is not vrry fun

they couldn’t even give my sister a wig. i’m sick.

they cut 2cm of hair and suddenly she was unrecognizable

even in universe the "transformation" was useless because her classmate instantly recognized her when she saw demi's picture in the magazine at school. so what was the point of including the transformation scene?😭

unrelated but i love ur username 🤭

Maybe that's why she got recognized by the popular girls 😂 like if they did a better job she might not have been almost kidnapped and killed again?

I think when you refer to relatively big cities you’re referring to New Orleans and New Orleans only lol. There’s no big cities here and a lot of people have accents lol

Every time I watch this video, I wonder if Danny has been to Louisiana.

@RedStar 123 no bot

waiting for a "IM HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL"

@RedStar 123 he didnt

and the sequels "IM HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL 2 AND 3"

@@rebelsleighter yeah lol

I wouldn't put I past him

@RedStar 123 stop spamming please

He truly is 🥺❤️

Fr

So true!

its been two years??!!

@fandom neutral yeah that upset me to read too.

It’s almost been 3 years☹️

Can you tell me the video where that joke was?

No way it's been that long, which vid was it from??

Oh if you're a prince then is there a prince protection program or do they leave yall out to hang

@Wrath⸜⁄ bro that's so spooky omg 😨😨😨😨

@@Safoutop10thebestyoutubeur guess I'll die :/

@@jackiecozzie4803 what did he say?

@@nonmilavoda it was just something about me getting cursed to die unless I subbed to his channel lol

At the end of the movie Selena gives the crown back to the bully girl and they get pushed into this big swimming pool and get humbled

@@viapatel4961as if that's enough for all the stuff listed above lmaoooo😂

@@grosebud4721 fr but they were tryna show them being the “bigger person”

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Same Danny's why hit deep I was like...YEA WHY?!

I always thought it was a joke that she’s all grown up and isn’t a little tomboy anymore. So now he needs a better nickname to fit her more

@@Maya-gb7if I think that's what they were going for but all she did was put on a dress. Why couldn't he still call her pal? She's literally not changed lol

@@genimhale401 ya it’s still a stupid comment to make lol

@@Maya-gb7if did no one proof read the script?!

danny's squishy bones, drew's I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH KRISTY NORTH, & brutalmoose's "plop" are all some of my favorite running KRplusr gags lol

My name 🎉❤❤

“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie” lol

i mean, what else would teenage girls be interested in if they lived in louisiana

@lin tea obviously the French colonial trade, which is still a very big part of modern society. I’m from 1720 btw

@@bekahswanson shit

Sameee

one of these days his bones will get squishy

ah yes my favorite symptom

I don't think I noticed that. When did he start?

@@vynarellano3686 the mermaid movie video one of the characters has squishy bones at night and it go’s on and on

all that hard work.

I am gonna tear up. So proud

@@crabbydabby789 Must have learned all that from his summer at Camp Work

Its so funny to me because these are all Disney movies that mean nothing to me and I actively went out of my way to ignore

They grow up so fast:,)

that and ~posture~

What do you mean by contraction? I only know contractions as uterine contractions

@@bodyhairpositive9485 like "don't" is a contraction of "do not"

To be fair, it was probably the script writer and the director who told her to do that and not her own interpretation lol. I don't think she wrote her own dialogue

@@inyrui Yeah peoole act like actors are the writers, idk why

“i’ve loved living in louisiana-“
danny: alright now i know the writers have never been there
me, a louisiana native: goddamn right

Nutria rats? What is that?

@@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321 Something you could google yourself!

@@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321 they’re like if you blended a beaver and a rat together

@@FrenkTheJoy💀

Um, okay??

love this actually

Maybe the TRUE queen… was inside us all along 😏😌

im dyin 😂😂

I think he wants both- for people to fear how much they love him

same hjdkskj

Isn't the dish name mixed spanish and italian?

I'm pretty sure it's red bell peppers but like yeah where is the chicken😂

I wouldn’t be surprised if the writers just put together words they’d heard in Latino dishes lmao

The fact that they found rice super fancy as well when it's like one of the most typical dishes too 💀

@@faithjones6202 LOL You're probably right, I spent my whole life thinking it was fancily placed ketchup and thought it was hilarious

every school I went to had both a french & spanish class.

That's so funny, I never noticed that watching this movie when I was younger bc I'm from Massachusetts lol. At my school we had a ton of children of Indian and Chinese immigrants, so a ton of kids could speak second languages, they were just mostly mandarin, cantonese, and hindi. Now I'm imagining a similar scene playing out at my school hahaha

those are like the top two languages taught in schools

@@rebelsleighter Well not only that but Cajuns are French descendants and French (or at least the hillbilly version of it) is spoken quite often in Louisiana. Also these kids clearly don't get out much because Spanish is probably the second most common language in America, or at least in the South.

That would have been so fun! ^u^ I watched this movie when I was about 7 or 8 and it was a big deal to us. When I was a teen, I really didn't care for these movies. Now I'm an adult and I understand the hype still LOL

I was looking for comment mentioning that was made in Puerto Rico. I’m from Puerto Rico and I remember being excited when I read Disney Channel decided to film a couple movies in the island giving the chance to a lot of local people to work.

@@alejandroalvarado4178 Same!! It was really exciting news for most of us in Puerto Rico

they should have made the movie be in Puerto Rico instead of Luisiana since they were already there lol

Would have been funny if the character was a princess from an unknown island called Puerto Rico

And they approaching their 30's too or maybe they are 25,? Puberty is ending regardless

kurtis is also the same person but he looks different from both of them just to throw everyone off

@@mybigyear they're into their 30s already

@RedStar 123 man i dont give a

Kurtis is next....

yes

maybe the real princess protection program were the friends we made along the way

hear, hear

In the words of sharaz:
I wanna be a princess

@Leaked Videos Are your bones getting squishy?

it’s rice and red pepper 😔

@@soggyrattt yes i am aware,,

The Crown Protection Command has been notified.

Unexpectedly based moment

He must have been a French revolutionary in a past life

Get ready to pack up Fraidalicious, you just told the world your secret ffs

Im calling the general

@@urmomslover1064 waiiiit no haha that's crazy

Yeah, but how good is your bowling score?

As the General of a foreign unknown country I can confirm that their security and preparation systems have been upgraded. Now, it's a lot more difficult for me to show up on US soil in full uniform with armed guards without anyone including the CIA or FBI being suspicious.

Get off the Internet

I still don't get the craze about anti-monarchy lol, most monarchies are just symbols and figureheads. Also most monarchies are democracies, bc of Prime ministers, etc.
I only have a problem with absolute Monarchies, except for Vatican city, bc the pope is cool and also he is elected.
I mean sure its unfair that they get wealth but honestly I dont pay attention. Good for them is all i can say :)

Truly a W human

didnt expect him to be this awesome

I mean, is ANYONE actually pro monarchy?

@@n48_art yeah that makes sense

Jessica 💓💝💞❤️‍🔥💘
Tom 👹👹

As a tomboy with a slightly feminized boy name, I can confirm this is exactly how the world works. Mothers just know which girls are girly and which ones aren’t. No coincidences here.

Gotta love how you find a way to be offended by nothing

@@reallifesupermann offended? how ?

@@reallifesupermannwooooosh

And what happened to all the Princess? One would assume that at least some of them have male siblings and if they are in danger so are their brothers. Are they separated because this secret agency only work with girls is there another secret agency for male heirs? Why is there no one to protect the Queen mother? Her being captured doesn’t make things easier.

(this is completely unrelated to the video btw)
funnily enough the us government has precautions about this exact thing happening. like if the president and a bunch of higher ups/cabinet officials are in one place, one of them has to stay in a secure bunker or whatever so that if they get bombed, at least one person is capable of running the country.

​@@taimasplashYou mean we can't clean put America's government with one swoop???! DAMMIT

Except the one in Antarctica. That's actually brilliant! She's the designated survivor princess.

and that’s why it’s iconic 🤷🏽‍♀️

LOL

Wow wow wow wow wow. Super easy, barely an inconvenience for that dude.

I don’t know if this is true but I want it to be so bad

"So, you have a movie for me?"

hahaha yes

Time stamp please lol

@@karinasquire5190 12:55

It’s funny even without context, but so much funnier with it

i got so happy when he say that.

THAT'S what it is. I was wondering why these more recent videos felt off to me

@@alexanderk.6869 same

I like his new room whats the issue

@@HugeChad69 They're probably referring to the lack of colour and non-linear decorations. While this has certainly been popular for a good decade+ by now, meaning that you're far from alone in liking it, it's hard to argue that it's playful and childlike.

I miss the Greg Letters.

just because your life is in serious & immediate danger doesn't mean you can slack in your education! and there's no better place to learn than (checks movie script) louisiana public high school.

i think they tried to go for a "lets hide her in plain sight" trop but simply failed to explain it well

@@--m1347 I would have at least had a homeschooling thing for her, but a lot of Disney channel movies don't do the homeschooling thing because they think it would be too boring.

@@emmavrijburg6676
I think it's the foreign exchange student trope, but mixed with this princess nonsense.

Hebrews
12:14 Make every effort to live in peace with all men and to be holy; without holiness no one will see the Lord.
Acts
3:19 Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord,
James 2:24,26
Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only. For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.

sameeeee

Ayo what
I knew they filmed the wizards of waverly place movie here but not this one

So what I'm hearing is Puerto Rico has a secret monarchy

throwing in CAPITAL letters is so ANNOYING i love it

@@ILSquirtles23 yea the school scenes were filmed in all boy schools 😭

Considering how inbred royal bloodlines are it's probably like seven Bloodlines Max

Same!!

do you like fire emblem now

I LOVED the dress scene

​@@coatimundi69 I loved this movie as a child and now I love fire emblem lol 😭

The three essentials.

hes being held hostage by drew

I’m not trying to be annoying, but my son is having surgery soon and I’m trying to spread the message. If you can please at least watch the video I made about him it mean the world.

I was looking for this comment😂 that was way funnier than it should have been

same here fjdkf

I make entertaining videos as well🙏

he really said arbeit macht frei 😭

the main popular girl's father owns a successful franchise or something like that, so she doesn't have to worry about money much.

99999999

Hahaha I didn't catch the name of the other country until your comment. Literally just Moon Coast and Star Coast. How lazy can the writers get‽

i was gonna mention the sweater too

​@@ajsan5841 she doesn't seem to be the type to be satisfied with that. It would line up with her personality a lot more to try to get in on the deal imo if she's already willing to put the princess in danger just to be prom queen lol

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@@metanosratio ????

happens in hannah montana and suite life too

Maybe they bulk bought a boatload of fake liquid chocolate and spent the next five years trying to get rid of it

@@user-en7dx1qp3k tbh it's the only reasonable thing I can think of. Well not reasonable but you get what I mean🧍🏼‍♀️

Didn't something like this happen in Bunk'd or Jessie as well?

oh god please no

As the General of a foreign unknown country I can confirm that their security has been upgraded. Now, it's a lot more difficult for me to show up on US soil in full uniform with armed guards without anyone including the CIA or FBI being suspicious.

as a general of a different foreign country i can confirm i will be coming after you because you just revealed your location 🤩🤩

Lmfao

Thank you for the updates, Princess Raul ♡

So does Demi though

But it is kind of awkward when Selena’s character is put off by the latin meal Demi’s character makes 🤨

This just occurred to me

@@ginaginagina. Who doesn't like chicken and rice?! Oh no, it's _so fancy_ ...

demi is also 😭

And 'she feels more comfortable with worms than at highschool'- said in such an unbelieving tone as if that wasn't the most relatable and realistic thing in the whole movie!

I've never related to something so hard as a trans perosn

lol me too

​@@pastelsheepywhat??????